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by Jones

submitted October 18th 2017

100 comments
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HMBD jones
6 months ago
He forgot to reverse the engines. It happens, I guess.
6 months ago
happend to me once over afghanistan during the al quida war
6 months ago
No it didn’t. And it’s Al-Qaeda.
6 months ago
what a retard
6 months ago
You’d have to be retarded to reverse a jet engine over any place.
6 months ago
don't you remember the Al-quida/lb Sterling war?
6 months ago
Oh yes, but I only remember the Battle of Bullshit.
6 months ago
That's an ongoing mucho war... long may it continue!
6 months ago
Viva Fucktardia!
6 months ago
reversing the engine is a common flight move during air combat to confuse the enemy. stop talking about shit you have no clue about
6 months ago
CrowMagnumManpedia
6 months ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrust_reversal
6 months ago
there you go
6 months ago
What a shitty troll you are.
6 months ago
Also, the engine itself is not reversed, the thrust is. Reverse thrust while in flight, and you lose control of the aircraft.
6 months ago
that does not make sense
6 months ago
Meh, the wiki page you linked doesn’t say anything about using reverse thrust to confuse an enemy either.
6 months ago
"Some aircraft, notably some Russian and Soviet aircraft, are able to safely use reverse thrust in flight, though the majority of these are propeller-driven. Many commercial aircraft, however, cannot. In-flight use of reverse thrust has several advantages. It allows for rapid deceleration, enabling quick changes of speed. It also prevents the speed build-up normally associated with steep dives, allowing for rapid loss of altitude, which can be especially useful in hostile environments such as combat zones"
6 months ago
Interesting. Last time I checked, he claimed to be a German pilot, not Russian though.
6 months ago
Funny how it doesn’t say anything about confusing an enemy, too.
6 months ago
Must be why it says “citation needed” at the end of that paragraph.
6 months ago
CrowMagnumManpedia-owned
6 months ago
How so? I can’t wait to hear this non-sequitur.
6 months ago
Do you unclench your butthole at any point mako?
6 months ago
When I go poop, sure.
6 months ago
Aside from whenever fries downs two thirds of a spiced rum bottle of course
6 months ago
Trust me, it’s not my butthole that’s involved when he does. Drinking two thirds of a spiced rum bottle is enough to give anyone the shits.
6 months ago
Haha 'not my butthole that's involved when he does'
BUSTED
6 months ago
That doesn’t make any sense.
6 months ago
I'm saying you fuck him in his ass when he gets drunk, that's all
6 months ago
Sounded you were implying that it was my butthole. Sorry, I’m quite defensive of my butthole.
6 months ago
I don't know, nor wish to know, what you do with your butthole sir
6 months ago
And only on Muchosucko can you go from a discussion on reverse thrust of a jet engine to talking about buttholes.
6 months ago
Not that far fetched - I'd assume Fries has some sort of jet powered ass fisting machine
6 months ago
ANnnnnnd release...
6 months ago
it's cool dude, your makopedia bro is here
6 months ago
let us just amend a few things and we're good
6 months ago
Okay, deal. It’s funny, though...when a commercial pilot doesn’t want to wait for a tow motor to reverse a plane from the gate, they use reverse thrust to back away from the jetway (which they can be fined for) They call it “Doing things the Russian way.”
6 months ago
hey mako, listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTuuPjKk9c
6 months ago
Eh, not a big Steve Vai fan. The Audience Is Listening was okay back in the day, but I’m not really into his stuff.
6 months ago
Show me some good Vai shit
6 months ago
MD - my guitar coach in college said I had a Steve Vai rhythm and tone about me - turned out he was right and I had no skill whatsoever :(
6 months ago
Jk - he said Steve Ray Vaughan, and I was grossly mislead :(
6 months ago
AT LEAST YOU HAD A GUITAR COACH
6 months ago
Play some tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
You can hold the guitar pick with your neck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
That will give you stage presence.... and then punky can spam link your youtube vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs skull candies in preperation *
6 months ago
No MD - that shit gives me even less of an excuse for not being able to even play 'happy birthday'!
6 months ago
I learned to play by metallic tablature. Trial by fire.
6 months ago
Jones
That was a misclick this time, to be honest
10 seconds ago
report spam | 1654651 likes | stfu | -1685435657519 stfus
6 months ago
+a
6 months ago
I know buddy.... I KNOW
6 months ago
Ok, I consider the situation diffused
6 months ago
Not Vai, but the best guitar player ever imho https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbS2u9GXIA
6 months ago
some hendrix woudl be sweet right now :D
6 months ago
You don't know my pain - whenever I nod or shrug, I hear at least 5 neck joints crack
6 months ago
An orthopedic surgeons wet dream.
6 months ago
that happens to me when I blink
6 months ago
hear this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3sBcQBDtU
6 months ago
m favourite negro tune
6 months ago
Nixon's whole body cracks when he gets an errection
6 months ago
“Wrote a song bout it...like to hear it, here it go...”
6 months ago
To is best negro type - he got content
6 months ago
*TD
6 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfzDUpB88x4
6 months ago
*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7vaVpGnqDk
6 months ago
I'm sorry Nix, I can't abide acoustics
6 months ago
You fuck!!!!!
6 months ago
But still, nice non-non-sequitur
6 months ago
just watch the first 30 seconds to hear the "wrote a song about it... wanna hear it.... hear it goes......."
6 months ago
yeah, that's what I mean :D
6 months ago
And I totally got to make a B&T reference
6 months ago
You fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izrzkS5xxuc
6 months ago
Brügger & Thomet?
6 months ago
hahaha
6 months ago
No one likes kids. Especially kids who try to fly planes.
6 months ago
It’s not as difficult as you might think. At that age he’s a bit too young, but at 16 he could get his pilots license.
6 months ago
stick to taxi drivers licenses fucktard
6 months ago
*updating your Makopedia entries
6 months ago
friespedia has this one covered
6 months ago
Stick to your mopeds, faggot.
6 months ago
Kids suck..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ktf-Y3pg60




6 months ago
Fuck your link, listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhZ4t7pRyjE
6 months ago
What? I love Pearl Ham!
6 months ago
fuck your American shit. English heavy metal is true metal
6 months ago
listen to those sabbath drums man
6 months ago
if listen to them pound...will you kiss me on my 9er?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5yAmglCR8
6 months ago
I*
6 months ago
Okay look..I'm being for realz. Listen to this track, Dragon. LAX HUNG MY MOON.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CbY2_QL_M
6 months ago
Nuff said https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnC54vbUbU
6 months ago
okay but only if you possum upvote my next sub
6 months ago
done..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvXga9IvbA
6 months ago
ok, I like that LAX - jet propulsion
6 months ago
hang in there mako, im coming for your link after this
6 months ago
I can't turn that slayer shit up enough!
6 months ago
The Night Marchers? Lma they sound like fuckin’ Green Day.
6 months ago
cheers dude, no watchy
6 months ago
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