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by Jones

submitted October 18th 2017

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HMBD jones
11 months ago
He forgot to reverse the engines. It happens, I guess.
11 months ago
happend to me once over afghanistan during the al quida war
11 months ago
No it didn’t. And it’s Al-Qaeda.
11 months ago
what a retard
11 months ago
You’d have to be retarded to reverse a jet engine over any place.
11 months ago
don't you remember the Al-quida/lb Sterling war?
11 months ago
Oh yes, but I only remember the Battle of Bullshit.
11 months ago
That's an ongoing mucho war... long may it continue!
11 months ago
Viva Fucktardia!
11 months ago
reversing the engine is a common flight move during air combat to confuse the enemy. stop talking about shit you have no clue about
11 months ago
CrowMagnumManpedia
11 months ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrust_reversal
11 months ago
there you go
11 months ago
What a shitty troll you are.
11 months ago
Also, the engine itself is not reversed, the thrust is. Reverse thrust while in flight, and you lose control of the aircraft.
11 months ago
that does not make sense
11 months ago
Meh, the wiki page you linked doesn’t say anything about using reverse thrust to confuse an enemy either.
11 months ago
"Some aircraft, notably some Russian and Soviet aircraft, are able to safely use reverse thrust in flight, though the majority of these are propeller-driven. Many commercial aircraft, however, cannot. In-flight use of reverse thrust has several advantages. It allows for rapid deceleration, enabling quick changes of speed. It also prevents the speed build-up normally associated with steep dives, allowing for rapid loss of altitude, which can be especially useful in hostile environments such as combat zones"
11 months ago
Interesting. Last time I checked, he claimed to be a German pilot, not Russian though.
11 months ago
Funny how it doesn’t say anything about confusing an enemy, too.
11 months ago
Must be why it says “citation needed” at the end of that paragraph.
11 months ago
CrowMagnumManpedia-owned
11 months ago
How so? I can’t wait to hear this non-sequitur.
11 months ago
Do you unclench your butthole at any point mako?
11 months ago
When I go poop, sure.
11 months ago
Aside from whenever fries downs two thirds of a spiced rum bottle of course
11 months ago
Trust me, it’s not my butthole that’s involved when he does. Drinking two thirds of a spiced rum bottle is enough to give anyone the shits.
11 months ago
Haha 'not my butthole that's involved when he does'
BUSTED
11 months ago
That doesn’t make any sense.
11 months ago
I'm saying you fuck him in his ass when he gets drunk, that's all
11 months ago
Sounded you were implying that it was my butthole. Sorry, I’m quite defensive of my butthole.
11 months ago
I don't know, nor wish to know, what you do with your butthole sir
11 months ago
And only on Muchosucko can you go from a discussion on reverse thrust of a jet engine to talking about buttholes.
11 months ago
Not that far fetched - I'd assume Fries has some sort of jet powered ass fisting machine
11 months ago
ANnnnnnd release...
11 months ago
it's cool dude, your makopedia bro is here
11 months ago
let us just amend a few things and we're good
11 months ago
Okay, deal. It’s funny, though...when a commercial pilot doesn’t want to wait for a tow motor to reverse a plane from the gate, they use reverse thrust to back away from the jetway (which they can be fined for) They call it “Doing things the Russian way.”
11 months ago
hey mako, listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTuuPjKk9c
11 months ago
Eh, not a big Steve Vai fan. The Audience Is Listening was okay back in the day, but I’m not really into his stuff.
11 months ago
Show me some good Vai shit
11 months ago
MD - my guitar coach in college said I had a Steve Vai rhythm and tone about me - turned out he was right and I had no skill whatsoever :(
11 months ago
Jk - he said Steve Ray Vaughan, and I was grossly mislead :(
11 months ago
AT LEAST YOU HAD A GUITAR COACH
11 months ago
Play some tunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
You can hold the guitar pick with your neck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
That will give you stage presence.... and then punky can spam link your youtube vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs skull candies in preperation *
11 months ago
No MD - that shit gives me even less of an excuse for not being able to even play 'happy birthday'!
11 months ago
I learned to play by metallic tablature. Trial by fire.
11 months ago
Jones
That was a misclick this time, to be honest
10 seconds ago
report spam | 1654651 likes | stfu | -1685435657519 stfus
11 months ago
+a
11 months ago
I know buddy.... I KNOW
11 months ago
Ok, I consider the situation diffused
11 months ago
Not Vai, but the best guitar player ever imho https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbS2u9GXIA
11 months ago
some hendrix woudl be sweet right now :D
11 months ago
You don't know my pain - whenever I nod or shrug, I hear at least 5 neck joints crack
11 months ago
An orthopedic surgeons wet dream.
11 months ago
that happens to me when I blink
11 months ago
hear this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3sBcQBDtU
11 months ago
m favourite negro tune
11 months ago
Nixon's whole body cracks when he gets an errection
11 months ago
“Wrote a song bout it...like to hear it, here it go...”
11 months ago
To is best negro type - he got content
11 months ago
*TD
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfzDUpB88x4
11 months ago
*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7vaVpGnqDk
11 months ago
I'm sorry Nix, I can't abide acoustics
11 months ago
You fuck!!!!!
11 months ago
But still, nice non-non-sequitur
11 months ago
just watch the first 30 seconds to hear the "wrote a song about it... wanna hear it.... hear it goes......."
11 months ago
yeah, that's what I mean :D
11 months ago
And I totally got to make a B&T reference
11 months ago
You fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izrzkS5xxuc
11 months ago
Brügger & Thomet?
11 months ago
hahaha
11 months ago
No one likes kids. Especially kids who try to fly planes.
11 months ago
It’s not as difficult as you might think. At that age he’s a bit too young, but at 16 he could get his pilots license.
11 months ago
stick to taxi drivers licenses fucktard
11 months ago
*updating your Makopedia entries
11 months ago
friespedia has this one covered
11 months ago
Stick to your mopeds, faggot.
11 months ago
Kids suck..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ktf-Y3pg60




11 months ago
Fuck your link, listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhZ4t7pRyjE
11 months ago
What? I love Pearl Ham!
11 months ago
fuck your American shit. English heavy metal is true metal
11 months ago
listen to those sabbath drums man
11 months ago
if listen to them pound...will you kiss me on my 9er?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz5yAmglCR8
11 months ago
I*
11 months ago
Okay look..I'm being for realz. Listen to this track, Dragon. LAX HUNG MY MOON.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CbY2_QL_M
11 months ago
Nuff said https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnC54vbUbU
11 months ago
okay but only if you possum upvote my next sub
11 months ago
done..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvXga9IvbA
11 months ago
ok, I like that LAX - jet propulsion
11 months ago
hang in there mako, im coming for your link after this
11 months ago
I can't turn that slayer shit up enough!
11 months ago
The Night Marchers? Lma they sound like fuckin’ Green Day.
11 months ago
cheers dude, no watchy
11 months ago
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