points: 16

The impotent pornstar

Makodragon?

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by Jones

submitted October 13th 2017

140 comments
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With her sexy voice, what's the problem?
2 months ago
Just FISTFUCK THE BITCH!!!
2 months ago
Also kick that fucking redhead laughing cunt, IN HIS FACE!!!
2 months ago
Seriously, you're turning into punky.
2 months ago
Ohw that would happen...when you lose the ability to write!!!
2 months ago
btw who th efuck do you think you're talking to!!!
2 months ago
nice titties
2 months ago
Later that evening Arnost raped his cousin Solveig and hung himself in a bathroom stall at the florist shop.
2 months ago
Florist shop?
2 months ago
jesus, do you own it or something?
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost invests in florist shop *
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Almost's noose at MD *
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a dozen roses at ALL your moms *
2 months ago
EACH!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
I breathe through my fucking cock, so fuck you!
2 months ago
COCK BREATHING MONGOLOID!!!!!!!
2 months ago
hahahahah
2 months ago
I uh... I wish I could help here but I er....
2 months ago
this hellnole is still running?
2 months ago
I hope yak has Palsy
2 months ago
yo ho shit breath!
2 months ago
I would say dik breath, but well...
2 months ago
no idea what that means
2 months ago
I mean dik breath is redundant
2 months ago
try to keep up
2 months ago
how you be, dik?
2 months ago
so this is it huh....
2 months ago
yep, just you and me
2 months ago
not exactly CNN
2 months ago
But you keep coming back though...
2 months ago
I just so happen to be fuckin shit faced right now, otherwise, you would be alllllll alonesies
2 months ago
pretty rarely
2 months ago
rememebr Bono?
2 months ago
Fuck you dik!!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
You asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
Hahahaha
2 months ago
SHHH NiX
2 months ago
Oops.......
2 months ago
fucking lurker!
2 months ago
watch the profanity
2 months ago
worse than me man!
2 months ago
*sniper
2 months ago
Busted.......
2 months ago
how'a old Nixon?
2 months ago
How.... ollllld .... nik...nikkk sen....
2 months ago
NOT FUCKIN THAT OLD YOU CODGER!
2 months ago
Old enough to know better..... still to young to care.....
2 months ago
Go nix!
2 months ago
you are not a crook
2 months ago
hey, dik, lighten the fuck up you old cunt
2 months ago
I tried to find a tramp today, what did you do apart from shit the bed?
2 months ago
mako stop having a seizure
2 months ago
oh, those old codger fingers still work huh?
2 months ago
you seeeing this wank face?
2 months ago
I thought you were blind
2 months ago
i won the Nobel Prize for sarcasm/lying
2 months ago
*tranny jacking
2 months ago
what, today? Okay shitknockers, what you doing tomorrow then? SHitting someone elses pants?
2 months ago
fucking one night wonder
2 months ago
i/m only int0 mdget trannys
2 months ago
you wanker!
2 months ago
you're as shit faced as me!
2 months ago
But I still have my mucho focus
2 months ago
Bitch
2 months ago
And better grammar
2 months ago
*midget tranny wanker
2 months ago
small enough to take the corpse out in one load
2 months ago
ho HO!
2 months ago
* makodragon takes swig o rum *
2 months ago
*swing
*UFB
2 months ago
UFB? Judging by the context, I could get into this new sport
2 months ago
swig? are u in high school?
2 months ago
pour a drink like a grown up
2 months ago
hahahh no I'm just a fucking wastrel who doesn't drink by measurements
2 months ago
Pirate!!!!!!
2 months ago
UFB Pirate!!!!!!
2 months ago
I have swig of beer and about two swigs of rum left. Make it count Dik
2 months ago
you fuckin chode!
2 months ago
Hahahaha
2 months ago
You're the one swigging rum......
2 months ago
Yeah well Im the one with the countdown too
2 months ago
my tramp friend didnt come through
2 months ago
I was gonna drink with tramps tonight that's how bads shit has gotten
2 months ago
Final countdown?
2 months ago
I hope you feel bad... especialy you nix... you fucking rich cunt!
2 months ago
i quit the internet
...besides illegal downloads
2 months ago
Crime really does pay
2 months ago
dass my new haircut
2 months ago
hey dik, wake da fuck up, you old cunt
2 months ago
you aint dead yet yer shit for brain cuntshuffler
2 months ago
good things happen to bad people
2 months ago
Whenever i feel bad about anything i eat a few crisp $100 bills and feel better pretty quickly
2 months ago
hahahah
2 months ago
you fuckn prick
2 months ago
I wish kurupt were here, he would tell you what for
2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
not rich anymore brb
2 months ago
One time it turned out i didnt feel as bad as i thought and i shit a few 20s
2 months ago
hhahaahahah
2 months ago
that was good
2 months ago
Hehe
2 months ago
so nixy, you're doing good I yeah?
2 months ago
*I think
2 months ago
All things considered.... yeah
2 months ago
You need a hug, buddy?
2 months ago
good mate :D sorry I'm shit at being all mucho when wasted. I just get friendly
2 months ago
yeah bro, lets hug!
2 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!
2 months ago
*it's a trap
2 months ago
hahahahhahaaha
2 months ago
you dick!
2 months ago
Hahahahaha
2 months ago
muvver fucker!
2 months ago
best hug trap evor!
2 months ago
I think dik has shit himself
2 months ago
its the only explanation at this point
2 months ago
We can only hope
2 months ago
what, for lube sakes?
2 months ago
that could be considered gay my friend
2 months ago
not to jump to conclusions or anything
2 months ago
homo humour... I am the fucking master of it
2 months ago
Naw, to shit his pants for the lads
2 months ago
oh yeah... RIP kurupt, the fucking paddy cunt.

No way he's dead, I just think he found a life
2 months ago
no offense or anything but he was not at all an internet nerd
2 months ago
Not.... even....... close......
2 months ago
I do miss the little dart chucker
2 months ago
He'll be back me old sod, he'll be back
2 months ago
the cunt's just too busy gettin his nuts in and whatnot. Like a little faggot what he be!
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCraPddabc
2 months ago
lol, fucking dinky link
2 months ago
tasty licks though I will give you that sir!
2 months ago
Maybe he's not attracted to frigid, plastic trannys.
2 months ago
Thank you, sir!
2 months ago
I for one would not perform in front of an audience
2 months ago
no Yamaha tag .....
2 months ago
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5207/5327622004_b0eb40d35a_z.jpg
2 months ago
WHAT THA FUCK ARE THEY SAYIN'???!!!!
2 months ago
Don't talk, don't talk...... it makes it crawl back up......
2 months ago
recover password
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