points: 16

The impotent pornstar

Makodragon?

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by Jones

submitted October 13th 2017

140 comments
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With her sexy voice, what's the problem?
1 week ago
Just FISTFUCK THE BITCH!!!
1 week ago
Also kick that fucking redhead laughing cunt, IN HIS FACE!!!
1 week ago
Seriously, you're turning into punky.
1 week ago
Ohw that would happen...when you lose the ability to write!!!
1 week ago
btw who th efuck do you think you're talking to!!!
1 week ago
nice titties
1 week ago
Later that evening Arnost raped his cousin Solveig and hung himself in a bathroom stall at the florist shop.
1 week ago
Florist shop?
1 week ago
jesus, do you own it or something?
1 week ago
Hahaha
1 week ago
* NixonsGhost invests in florist shop *
1 week ago
* NixonsGhost throws Almost's noose at MD *
1 week ago
* NixonsGhost throws a dozen roses at ALL your moms *
1 week ago
EACH!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
I breathe through my fucking cock, so fuck you!
1 week ago
COCK BREATHING MONGOLOID!!!!!!!
1 week ago
hahahahah
1 week ago
I uh... I wish I could help here but I er....
1 week ago
this hellnole is still running?
1 week ago
I hope yak has Palsy
1 week ago
yo ho shit breath!
1 week ago
I would say dik breath, but well...
1 week ago
no idea what that means
1 week ago
I mean dik breath is redundant
1 week ago
try to keep up
1 week ago
how you be, dik?
1 week ago
so this is it huh....
1 week ago
yep, just you and me
1 week ago
not exactly CNN
1 week ago
But you keep coming back though...
1 week ago
I just so happen to be fuckin shit faced right now, otherwise, you would be alllllll alonesies
1 week ago
pretty rarely
1 week ago
rememebr Bono?
1 week ago
Fuck you dik!!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
You asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
Hahahaha
1 week ago
SHHH NiX
1 week ago
Oops.......
1 week ago
fucking lurker!
1 week ago
watch the profanity
1 week ago
worse than me man!
1 week ago
*sniper
1 week ago
Busted.......
1 week ago
how'a old Nixon?
1 week ago
How.... ollllld .... nik...nikkk sen....
1 week ago
NOT FUCKIN THAT OLD YOU CODGER!
1 week ago
Old enough to know better..... still to young to care.....
1 week ago
Go nix!
1 week ago
you are not a crook
1 week ago
hey, dik, lighten the fuck up you old cunt
1 week ago
I tried to find a tramp today, what did you do apart from shit the bed?
1 week ago
mako stop having a seizure
1 week ago
oh, those old codger fingers still work huh?
1 week ago
you seeeing this wank face?
1 week ago
I thought you were blind
1 week ago
i won the Nobel Prize for sarcasm/lying
1 week ago
*tranny jacking
1 week ago
what, today? Okay shitknockers, what you doing tomorrow then? SHitting someone elses pants?
1 week ago
fucking one night wonder
1 week ago
i/m only int0 mdget trannys
1 week ago
you wanker!
1 week ago
you're as shit faced as me!
1 week ago
But I still have my mucho focus
1 week ago
Bitch
1 week ago
And better grammar
1 week ago
*midget tranny wanker
1 week ago
small enough to take the corpse out in one load
1 week ago
ho HO!
1 week ago
* makodragon takes swig o rum *
1 week ago
*swing
*UFB
1 week ago
UFB? Judging by the context, I could get into this new sport
1 week ago
swig? are u in high school?
1 week ago
pour a drink like a grown up
1 week ago
hahahh no I'm just a fucking wastrel who doesn't drink by measurements
1 week ago
Pirate!!!!!!
1 week ago
UFB Pirate!!!!!!
1 week ago
I have swig of beer and about two swigs of rum left. Make it count Dik
1 week ago
you fuckin chode!
1 week ago
Hahahaha
1 week ago
You're the one swigging rum......
1 week ago
Yeah well Im the one with the countdown too
1 week ago
my tramp friend didnt come through
1 week ago
I was gonna drink with tramps tonight that's how bads shit has gotten
1 week ago
Final countdown?
1 week ago
I hope you feel bad... especialy you nix... you fucking rich cunt!
1 week ago
i quit the internet
...besides illegal downloads
1 week ago
Crime really does pay
1 week ago
dass my new haircut
1 week ago
hey dik, wake da fuck up, you old cunt
1 week ago
you aint dead yet yer shit for brain cuntshuffler
1 week ago
good things happen to bad people
1 week ago
Whenever i feel bad about anything i eat a few crisp $100 bills and feel better pretty quickly
1 week ago
hahahah
1 week ago
you fuckn prick
1 week ago
I wish kurupt were here, he would tell you what for
1 week ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
not rich anymore brb
1 week ago
One time it turned out i didnt feel as bad as i thought and i shit a few 20s
1 week ago
hhahaahahah
1 week ago
that was good
1 week ago
Hehe
1 week ago
so nixy, you're doing good I yeah?
1 week ago
*I think
1 week ago
All things considered.... yeah
1 week ago
You need a hug, buddy?
1 week ago
good mate :D sorry I'm shit at being all mucho when wasted. I just get friendly
1 week ago
yeah bro, lets hug!
1 week ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!
1 week ago
*it's a trap
1 week ago
hahahahhahaaha
1 week ago
you dick!
1 week ago
Hahahahaha
1 week ago
muvver fucker!
1 week ago
best hug trap evor!
1 week ago
I think dik has shit himself
1 week ago
its the only explanation at this point
1 week ago
We can only hope
1 week ago
what, for lube sakes?
1 week ago
that could be considered gay my friend
1 week ago
not to jump to conclusions or anything
1 week ago
homo humour... I am the fucking master of it
1 week ago
Naw, to shit his pants for the lads
1 week ago
oh yeah... RIP kurupt, the fucking paddy cunt.

No way he's dead, I just think he found a life
1 week ago
no offense or anything but he was not at all an internet nerd
1 week ago
Not.... even....... close......
1 week ago
I do miss the little dart chucker
1 week ago
He'll be back me old sod, he'll be back
1 week ago
the cunt's just too busy gettin his nuts in and whatnot. Like a little faggot what he be!
1 week ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCraPddabc
1 week ago
lol, fucking dinky link
1 week ago
tasty licks though I will give you that sir!
1 week ago
Maybe he's not attracted to frigid, plastic trannys.
1 week ago
Thank you, sir!
1 week ago
I for one would not perform in front of an audience
1 week ago
no Yamaha tag .....
1 week ago
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5207/5327622004_b0eb40d35a_z.jpg
1 week ago
WHAT THA FUCK ARE THEY SAYIN'???!!!!
1 week ago
Don't talk, don't talk...... it makes it crawl back up......
1 week ago
recover password
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