points: 16

The impotent pornstar

Makodragon?

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by Jones

submitted October 13th 2017

140 comments
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With her sexy voice, what's the problem?
11 months ago
Just FISTFUCK THE BITCH!!!
11 months ago
Also kick that fucking redhead laughing cunt, IN HIS FACE!!!
11 months ago
Seriously, you're turning into punky.
11 months ago
Ohw that would happen...when you lose the ability to write!!!
11 months ago
btw who th efuck do you think you're talking to!!!
11 months ago
nice titties
11 months ago
Later that evening Arnost raped his cousin Solveig and hung himself in a bathroom stall at the florist shop.
11 months ago
Florist shop?
11 months ago
jesus, do you own it or something?
11 months ago
Hahaha
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost invests in florist shop *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Almost's noose at MD *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a dozen roses at ALL your moms *
11 months ago
EACH!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
I breathe through my fucking cock, so fuck you!
11 months ago
COCK BREATHING MONGOLOID!!!!!!!
11 months ago
hahahahah
11 months ago
I uh... I wish I could help here but I er....
11 months ago
this hellnole is still running?
11 months ago
I hope yak has Palsy
11 months ago
yo ho shit breath!
11 months ago
I would say dik breath, but well...
11 months ago
no idea what that means
11 months ago
I mean dik breath is redundant
11 months ago
try to keep up
11 months ago
how you be, dik?
11 months ago
so this is it huh....
11 months ago
yep, just you and me
11 months ago
not exactly CNN
11 months ago
But you keep coming back though...
11 months ago
I just so happen to be fuckin shit faced right now, otherwise, you would be alllllll alonesies
11 months ago
pretty rarely
11 months ago
rememebr Bono?
11 months ago
Fuck you dik!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
You asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
Hahahaha
11 months ago
SHHH NiX
11 months ago
Oops.......
11 months ago
fucking lurker!
11 months ago
watch the profanity
11 months ago
worse than me man!
11 months ago
*sniper
11 months ago
Busted.......
11 months ago
how'a old Nixon?
11 months ago
How.... ollllld .... nik...nikkk sen....
11 months ago
NOT FUCKIN THAT OLD YOU CODGER!
11 months ago
Old enough to know better..... still to young to care.....
11 months ago
Go nix!
11 months ago
you are not a crook
11 months ago
hey, dik, lighten the fuck up you old cunt
11 months ago
I tried to find a tramp today, what did you do apart from shit the bed?
11 months ago
mako stop having a seizure
11 months ago
oh, those old codger fingers still work huh?
11 months ago
you seeeing this wank face?
11 months ago
I thought you were blind
11 months ago
i won the Nobel Prize for sarcasm/lying
11 months ago
*tranny jacking
11 months ago
what, today? Okay shitknockers, what you doing tomorrow then? SHitting someone elses pants?
11 months ago
fucking one night wonder
11 months ago
i/m only int0 mdget trannys
11 months ago
you wanker!
11 months ago
you're as shit faced as me!
11 months ago
But I still have my mucho focus
11 months ago
Bitch
11 months ago
And better grammar
11 months ago
*midget tranny wanker
11 months ago
small enough to take the corpse out in one load
11 months ago
ho HO!
11 months ago
* makodragon takes swig o rum *
11 months ago
*swing
*UFB
11 months ago
UFB? Judging by the context, I could get into this new sport
11 months ago
swig? are u in high school?
11 months ago
pour a drink like a grown up
11 months ago
hahahh no I'm just a fucking wastrel who doesn't drink by measurements
11 months ago
Pirate!!!!!!
11 months ago
UFB Pirate!!!!!!
11 months ago
I have swig of beer and about two swigs of rum left. Make it count Dik
11 months ago
you fuckin chode!
11 months ago
Hahahaha
11 months ago
You're the one swigging rum......
11 months ago
Yeah well Im the one with the countdown too
11 months ago
my tramp friend didnt come through
11 months ago
I was gonna drink with tramps tonight that's how bads shit has gotten
11 months ago
Final countdown?
11 months ago
I hope you feel bad... especialy you nix... you fucking rich cunt!
11 months ago
i quit the internet
...besides illegal downloads
11 months ago
Crime really does pay
11 months ago
dass my new haircut
11 months ago
hey dik, wake da fuck up, you old cunt
11 months ago
you aint dead yet yer shit for brain cuntshuffler
11 months ago
good things happen to bad people
11 months ago
Whenever i feel bad about anything i eat a few crisp $100 bills and feel better pretty quickly
11 months ago
hahahah
11 months ago
you fuckn prick
11 months ago
I wish kurupt were here, he would tell you what for
11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
not rich anymore brb
11 months ago
One time it turned out i didnt feel as bad as i thought and i shit a few 20s
11 months ago
hhahaahahah
11 months ago
that was good
11 months ago
Hehe
11 months ago
so nixy, you're doing good I yeah?
11 months ago
*I think
11 months ago
All things considered.... yeah
11 months ago
You need a hug, buddy?
11 months ago
good mate :D sorry I'm shit at being all mucho when wasted. I just get friendly
11 months ago
yeah bro, lets hug!
11 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!
11 months ago
*it's a trap
11 months ago
hahahahhahaaha
11 months ago
you dick!
11 months ago
Hahahahaha
11 months ago
muvver fucker!
11 months ago
best hug trap evor!
11 months ago
I think dik has shit himself
11 months ago
its the only explanation at this point
11 months ago
We can only hope
11 months ago
what, for lube sakes?
11 months ago
that could be considered gay my friend
11 months ago
not to jump to conclusions or anything
11 months ago
homo humour... I am the fucking master of it
11 months ago
Naw, to shit his pants for the lads
11 months ago
oh yeah... RIP kurupt, the fucking paddy cunt.

No way he's dead, I just think he found a life
11 months ago
no offense or anything but he was not at all an internet nerd
11 months ago
Not.... even....... close......
11 months ago
I do miss the little dart chucker
11 months ago
He'll be back me old sod, he'll be back
11 months ago
the cunt's just too busy gettin his nuts in and whatnot. Like a little faggot what he be!
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCraPddabc
11 months ago
lol, fucking dinky link
11 months ago
tasty licks though I will give you that sir!
11 months ago
Maybe he's not attracted to frigid, plastic trannys.
11 months ago
Thank you, sir!
11 months ago
I for one would not perform in front of an audience
11 months ago
no Yamaha tag .....
11 months ago
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5207/5327622004_b0eb40d35a_z.jpg
11 months ago
WHAT THA FUCK ARE THEY SAYIN'???!!!!
11 months ago
Don't talk, don't talk...... it makes it crawl back up......
11 months ago
recover password
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