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The impotent pornstar

Makodragon?

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by Jones

submitted October 13th 2017

140 comments
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With her sexy voice, what's the problem?
8 months ago
Just FISTFUCK THE BITCH!!!
8 months ago
Also kick that fucking redhead laughing cunt, IN HIS FACE!!!
8 months ago
Seriously, you're turning into punky.
8 months ago
Ohw that would happen...when you lose the ability to write!!!
8 months ago
btw who th efuck do you think you're talking to!!!
8 months ago
nice titties
8 months ago
Later that evening Arnost raped his cousin Solveig and hung himself in a bathroom stall at the florist shop.
8 months ago
Florist shop?
8 months ago
jesus, do you own it or something?
8 months ago
Hahaha
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost invests in florist shop *
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Almost's noose at MD *
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a dozen roses at ALL your moms *
8 months ago
EACH!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
I breathe through my fucking cock, so fuck you!
8 months ago
COCK BREATHING MONGOLOID!!!!!!!
8 months ago
hahahahah
8 months ago
I uh... I wish I could help here but I er....
8 months ago
this hellnole is still running?
8 months ago
I hope yak has Palsy
8 months ago
yo ho shit breath!
8 months ago
I would say dik breath, but well...
8 months ago
no idea what that means
8 months ago
I mean dik breath is redundant
8 months ago
try to keep up
8 months ago
how you be, dik?
8 months ago
so this is it huh....
8 months ago
yep, just you and me
8 months ago
not exactly CNN
8 months ago
But you keep coming back though...
8 months ago
I just so happen to be fuckin shit faced right now, otherwise, you would be alllllll alonesies
8 months ago
pretty rarely
8 months ago
rememebr Bono?
8 months ago
Fuck you dik!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
You asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
Hahahaha
8 months ago
SHHH NiX
8 months ago
Oops.......
8 months ago
fucking lurker!
8 months ago
watch the profanity
8 months ago
worse than me man!
8 months ago
*sniper
8 months ago
Busted.......
8 months ago
how'a old Nixon?
8 months ago
How.... ollllld .... nik...nikkk sen....
8 months ago
NOT FUCKIN THAT OLD YOU CODGER!
8 months ago
Old enough to know better..... still to young to care.....
8 months ago
Go nix!
8 months ago
you are not a crook
8 months ago
hey, dik, lighten the fuck up you old cunt
8 months ago
I tried to find a tramp today, what did you do apart from shit the bed?
8 months ago
mako stop having a seizure
8 months ago
oh, those old codger fingers still work huh?
8 months ago
you seeeing this wank face?
8 months ago
I thought you were blind
8 months ago
i won the Nobel Prize for sarcasm/lying
8 months ago
*tranny jacking
8 months ago
what, today? Okay shitknockers, what you doing tomorrow then? SHitting someone elses pants?
8 months ago
fucking one night wonder
8 months ago
i/m only int0 mdget trannys
8 months ago
you wanker!
8 months ago
you're as shit faced as me!
8 months ago
But I still have my mucho focus
8 months ago
Bitch
8 months ago
And better grammar
8 months ago
*midget tranny wanker
8 months ago
small enough to take the corpse out in one load
8 months ago
ho HO!
8 months ago
* makodragon takes swig o rum *
8 months ago
*swing
*UFB
8 months ago
UFB? Judging by the context, I could get into this new sport
8 months ago
swig? are u in high school?
8 months ago
pour a drink like a grown up
8 months ago
hahahh no I'm just a fucking wastrel who doesn't drink by measurements
8 months ago
Pirate!!!!!!
8 months ago
UFB Pirate!!!!!!
8 months ago
I have swig of beer and about two swigs of rum left. Make it count Dik
8 months ago
you fuckin chode!
8 months ago
Hahahaha
8 months ago
You're the one swigging rum......
8 months ago
Yeah well Im the one with the countdown too
8 months ago
my tramp friend didnt come through
8 months ago
I was gonna drink with tramps tonight that's how bads shit has gotten
8 months ago
Final countdown?
8 months ago
I hope you feel bad... especialy you nix... you fucking rich cunt!
8 months ago
i quit the internet
...besides illegal downloads
8 months ago
Crime really does pay
8 months ago
dass my new haircut
8 months ago
hey dik, wake da fuck up, you old cunt
8 months ago
you aint dead yet yer shit for brain cuntshuffler
8 months ago
good things happen to bad people
8 months ago
Whenever i feel bad about anything i eat a few crisp $100 bills and feel better pretty quickly
8 months ago
hahahah
8 months ago
you fuckn prick
8 months ago
I wish kurupt were here, he would tell you what for
8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
not rich anymore brb
8 months ago
One time it turned out i didnt feel as bad as i thought and i shit a few 20s
8 months ago
hhahaahahah
8 months ago
that was good
8 months ago
Hehe
8 months ago
so nixy, you're doing good I yeah?
8 months ago
*I think
8 months ago
All things considered.... yeah
8 months ago
You need a hug, buddy?
8 months ago
good mate :D sorry I'm shit at being all mucho when wasted. I just get friendly
8 months ago
yeah bro, lets hug!
8 months ago
BUSTED!!!!!!!
8 months ago
*it's a trap
8 months ago
hahahahhahaaha
8 months ago
you dick!
8 months ago
Hahahahaha
8 months ago
muvver fucker!
8 months ago
best hug trap evor!
8 months ago
I think dik has shit himself
8 months ago
its the only explanation at this point
8 months ago
We can only hope
8 months ago
what, for lube sakes?
8 months ago
that could be considered gay my friend
8 months ago
not to jump to conclusions or anything
8 months ago
homo humour... I am the fucking master of it
8 months ago
Naw, to shit his pants for the lads
8 months ago
oh yeah... RIP kurupt, the fucking paddy cunt.

No way he's dead, I just think he found a life
8 months ago
no offense or anything but he was not at all an internet nerd
8 months ago
Not.... even....... close......
8 months ago
I do miss the little dart chucker
8 months ago
He'll be back me old sod, he'll be back
8 months ago
the cunt's just too busy gettin his nuts in and whatnot. Like a little faggot what he be!
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCraPddabc
8 months ago
lol, fucking dinky link
8 months ago
tasty licks though I will give you that sir!
8 months ago
Maybe he's not attracted to frigid, plastic trannys.
8 months ago
Thank you, sir!
8 months ago
I for one would not perform in front of an audience
8 months ago
no Yamaha tag .....
8 months ago
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5207/5327622004_b0eb40d35a_z.jpg
8 months ago
WHAT THA FUCK ARE THEY SAYIN'???!!!!
8 months ago
Don't talk, don't talk...... it makes it crawl back up......
8 months ago
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