points: 10

Getting out of handcuffs

Now thats a sticky situation (tm)

featuredouch

by Jones

submitted October 11th 2017

37 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
comments (37)
I saw up her nightgown.
11 months ago
Silly Claude, you're all the cats in clips, not the dogs.. Thats me!
11 months ago
...the Hell are you eating? =0
11 months ago
Deplorables
11 months ago
As with all Stephen King products, the book was better.
11 months ago
in book form, Steve's shortcomings as a writer arent auto-apparent
taken to film, it all turns to cliched mush
11 months ago
totally fits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOKi6xQmBGM
11 months ago
shit MD's awake
11 months ago
yes sir! And pretty wankered, about about to get more so!
11 months ago
* possum races MD to wankerness *
11 months ago
Fuck yeah son!
11 months ago
I was about to say something sensible, but then I took a gulp or Captain Morgan.
11 months ago
good girl
11 months ago
why thank you sir 8)
11 months ago
Spiced Rum?
11 months ago
that, and sloe gin, are the two boozes i just cant do anymore...after "unfortunate events"
11 months ago
ahhaha nah just the original thanks, the spicy stuff makes my head spin.
11 months ago
Makes me happy happy joy joy
11 months ago
* possum dances with the britfag and grins *
11 months ago
woo babeh! We are hot shit right now bro!
11 months ago
* makodragon air guitars *
11 months ago
I'm glad you're good possum, I hope things are sweet my man!
11 months ago
* possum resumes his search for the Perfect Gnat *
11 months ago
* makodragon joins possum on his intrepid journey *
11 months ago
kansas kansas dooby dooby dooby
11 months ago
/tool grins
11 months ago
Fuck this song is fucking good!
11 months ago
There is a name for that.. its called "de-gloving".. how gross is that huh? Pretty gross, yeah. As a side note, this is one of King's best books.
11 months ago
no it is not
11 months ago
I liked it and I'm barely literate.
11 months ago
Which book was this?
11 months ago
Stupid...... use the glass to cut away the wood bed frame.
11 months ago
TADA!!!!!!
11 months ago
*Break your thumb and slip out
11 months ago
*neck
11 months ago
You put the handcuffs on 6" up from the wrist so it's open a slight bit more, that could be enough to get out to.
11 months ago
nice titties
11 months ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!