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Having a cigarette at the gas station

What a dumbass

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by Jones

submitted October 5th 2017

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it was actually quite safe.... ive never known petrol ignite just from a cigarette.
ive no doubt makopedia will have something to say on the subject
2 months ago
It’s called gasoline, and the vapor itself is most likely to ignite. Now go fuck yourself, you drunken white trash whore.
2 months ago
its vapour not gas. so therefore gasoline is wrong . also even as a vapour its unlikely to ignite from a cigarette in an open space. and im talking from experience here having worked in garages with fuel spillages and being a previous smoker myself
2 months ago
I'm with the dude with the fire extinguisher. I'm taking no fucking chances!
2 months ago
All that proves is that you're a dumb cunt who should have died a long time ago. I'd have sacked your sorry ass if you were ever a deckhand on any of my ship's.
2 months ago
I didn’t say gas, I said gasoline, you idiotic prick. And yes, a cig could ignite the vapors. To those who would say a car burns liquid gasoline, I have to tell you it's not liquid when the spark ignites it. The only function of carburetors and fuel injection systems is to vaporize the fuel to the best extent possible so burning can take place.
2 months ago
ships ?? are we taking similar to makos taxis ?

"i own a ship , ergo I own the company"
2 months ago
Can't believe this buffoon actually was employed in a garage in any other capacity than to fetch coffee and suck off the bossman
2 months ago
mako I know how an internal combustion engine works so why don't you stfu
2 months ago
“I own a moped, therfore I own a moped business.”
2 months ago
and petrol doesn't trun to gas so how can it be called 'gasoline'
2 months ago
Petroleum (from Latin: petra: "rock" + oleum: "oil" is a naturally occurring, yellow-to-black liquid found in geological formations beneath the Earth's surface. Gasoline is refined petroleum. Get it now?
2 months ago
Haha, you probably couldn't even tell the difference between a 2 and a 4-stroke engine
2 months ago
the only strokes you know is your uncles penis
2 months ago
How does that comeback even make sense, oh master of the penis strokes
2 months ago
FIGHT ME FRIES!!!! d8P
2 months ago
et tu punky . et tu
2 months ago
are you havin' a stroke?
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
YAAAY, I GOTTA 'LIKE'!!!

* PunkyBruiser logsoff *
2 months ago
jk 8)
2 months ago
I can see it now: “A Doncaster man is dead after an explosion at his home on Dicksucker Lane this morning. All that was found was a myriad of old moped parts, a cat, and a dozen empty vodka bottles...and a dresser full of women’s lingerie.”
2 months ago
oh..."logsout". I always forget. logsoff...logsout...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fjQa5Hls
2 months ago
The only stroke he is having is with his own dick- with Squidley gone and cuddle cat despising him, thats whats left
2 months ago
did Squids get banned? Creepy shit.
2 months ago
i wonder if that's gonna be a perma-ban?
2 months ago
I doubt it. Squid’s probably got a message from his antivirus program about spyware when he came here and thinks the Russians hacked his computer.
2 months ago
My LG has the HIV. It told me so.
2 months ago
At least you know better than to smoke a cig when refueling your Prius.
2 months ago
I just had that beyoch towed back to the shop. Apparently I might need a hybrid battery. I hope not. Those fuckers are $3,500.00. I guess I might as well buy a new car.
2 months ago
I just had to replace the occupant restraint control module in my Jeep. My dealer told me the “part was unavailable” and that I’d have to wait at least a month for it. I called Fiat Chrysler the next day and found three dealers on the west coast that have them. My dealer lost me as a customer.
2 months ago
the only good thing about dealers is, they really and truly know what's wrong with your car..


..unfortunately. 8(
2 months ago
The module has to be programmed, so a dealer is really the only one that can install it. Gen. Manager told me “Well, we only call other dealers on the east coast to get parts.” I got the part for almost half of what they quoted me plus $20 to ship it here.
2 months ago
nigger's are gonna take your hard earned cash. That's the sad part about life. Either that, or shoot one of your family members or friends a country festival. 8(
2 months ago
Thank god I've got a good job. You can lose your friends, you can lose your wife and you can lose your mind...but never lose your JOB.
2 months ago
Unless the restaurant comes under new ownership, the you can get “unjobbed.”
2 months ago
*then
2 months ago
* PunkyBruiser cleans dishes offin' table and heads for the dishroom *
2 months ago
Hahahahahaa @ Punky thinking he can keep a job 8D
2 months ago
*leans over and farts in Dog's general direction*

I love my job..and thank god HR loves me. 8)
2 months ago
Give that guy a medal, hahaha...
Even it might be a lil`overreacting it would call it "fight the ignorance", so it`s all good to me...
2 months ago
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