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Having a cigarette at the gas station

What a dumbass

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by Jones

submitted October 5th 2017

41 comments
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it was actually quite safe.... ive never known petrol ignite just from a cigarette.
ive no doubt makopedia will have something to say on the subject
1 year ago
It’s called gasoline, and the vapor itself is most likely to ignite. Now go fuck yourself, you drunken white trash whore.
1 year ago
its vapour not gas. so therefore gasoline is wrong . also even as a vapour its unlikely to ignite from a cigarette in an open space. and im talking from experience here having worked in garages with fuel spillages and being a previous smoker myself
1 year ago
I'm with the dude with the fire extinguisher. I'm taking no fucking chances!
1 year ago
All that proves is that you're a dumb cunt who should have died a long time ago. I'd have sacked your sorry ass if you were ever a deckhand on any of my ship's.
1 year ago
I didn’t say gas, I said gasoline, you idiotic prick. And yes, a cig could ignite the vapors. To those who would say a car burns liquid gasoline, I have to tell you it's not liquid when the spark ignites it. The only function of carburetors and fuel injection systems is to vaporize the fuel to the best extent possible so burning can take place.
1 year ago
ships ?? are we taking similar to makos taxis ?

"i own a ship , ergo I own the company"
1 year ago
Can't believe this buffoon actually was employed in a garage in any other capacity than to fetch coffee and suck off the bossman
1 year ago
mako I know how an internal combustion engine works so why don't you stfu
1 year ago
“I own a moped, therfore I own a moped business.”
1 year ago
and petrol doesn't trun to gas so how can it be called 'gasoline'
1 year ago
Petroleum (from Latin: petra: "rock" + oleum: "oil" is a naturally occurring, yellow-to-black liquid found in geological formations beneath the Earth's surface. Gasoline is refined petroleum. Get it now?
1 year ago
Haha, you probably couldn't even tell the difference between a 2 and a 4-stroke engine
1 year ago
the only strokes you know is your uncles penis
1 year ago
How does that comeback even make sense, oh master of the penis strokes
1 year ago
FIGHT ME FRIES!!!! d8P
1 year ago
et tu punky . et tu
1 year ago
are you havin' a stroke?
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
YAAAY, I GOTTA 'LIKE'!!!

* PunkyBruiser logsoff *
1 year ago
jk 8)
1 year ago
I can see it now: “A Doncaster man is dead after an explosion at his home on Dicksucker Lane this morning. All that was found was a myriad of old moped parts, a cat, and a dozen empty vodka bottles...and a dresser full of women’s lingerie.”
1 year ago
oh..."logsout". I always forget. logsoff...logsout...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fjQa5Hls
1 year ago
The only stroke he is having is with his own dick- with Squidley gone and cuddle cat despising him, thats whats left
1 year ago
did Squids get banned? Creepy shit.
1 year ago
i wonder if that's gonna be a perma-ban?
1 year ago
I doubt it. Squid’s probably got a message from his antivirus program about spyware when he came here and thinks the Russians hacked his computer.
1 year ago
My LG has the HIV. It told me so.
1 year ago
At least you know better than to smoke a cig when refueling your Prius.
1 year ago
I just had that beyoch towed back to the shop. Apparently I might need a hybrid battery. I hope not. Those fuckers are $3,500.00. I guess I might as well buy a new car.
1 year ago
I just had to replace the occupant restraint control module in my Jeep. My dealer told me the “part was unavailable” and that I’d have to wait at least a month for it. I called Fiat Chrysler the next day and found three dealers on the west coast that have them. My dealer lost me as a customer.
1 year ago
the only good thing about dealers is, they really and truly know what's wrong with your car..


..unfortunately. 8(
1 year ago
The module has to be programmed, so a dealer is really the only one that can install it. Gen. Manager told me “Well, we only call other dealers on the east coast to get parts.” I got the part for almost half of what they quoted me plus $20 to ship it here.
1 year ago
nigger's are gonna take your hard earned cash. That's the sad part about life. Either that, or shoot one of your family members or friends a country festival. 8(
1 year ago
Thank god I've got a good job. You can lose your friends, you can lose your wife and you can lose your mind...but never lose your JOB.
1 year ago
Unless the restaurant comes under new ownership, the you can get “unjobbed.”
1 year ago
*then
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser cleans dishes offin' table and heads for the dishroom *
1 year ago
Hahahahahaa @ Punky thinking he can keep a job 8D
1 year ago
*leans over and farts in Dog's general direction*

I love my job..and thank god HR loves me. 8)
1 year ago
Give that guy a medal, hahaha...
Even it might be a lil`overreacting it would call it "fight the ignorance", so it`s all good to me...
1 year ago
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