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Lawn Tumor

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 27th 2017

46 comments
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reminds me of being 12, with a tweezers and a paper clip
1 year ago
aka Sorrow Floats
1 year ago
Stop overseeing your lawn, douche.
1 year ago
Looks pretty healthy, except that spot in the lawn probably has shallow roots and poor drainage. Add heavy rain to the mix and all that water collects underneath.
1 year ago
and now hes a fucking gardening expert
1 year ago
fucking Mako Titchmarsh
1 year ago
"what you need is a nice sandy loam soil"....
1 year ago
Okay then, fries: what's causing that problem in his lawn, and how would he remedy it?
1 year ago
Concrete..... it solves ANY lawn problem.
1 year ago
Not a good idea to put concrete over a big puddle of water without draining it first, though. I guess fries is gonna keep quiet about things he knows nothing about this time.
1 year ago
I just add the dry mix over the puddle until it is all absorbed... no mixing and takes care of those pesky puddles
1 year ago
So you'd have a big, misshaped concrete pad in the middle of your lawn that serves no purpose. Brilliant.
1 year ago
Also, dry mix? Way to be cheap, Nix.
1 year ago
Who cares what it looks like if it fixes the lawn
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws additional savings at money market account *
1 year ago
Besides, don't want a cement truck driving on the good part of the lawn...
1 year ago
Dude, you couldn't even carry a bag of dry mix. Try again.
1 year ago
One cup at a time......
1 year ago
First it was dry mix, now it's a cement truck. That tumor must be growing back.
1 year ago
Ya pessimist
1 year ago
Plus it's cold an raining there today, so I know you wouldn't get your skinny ass outside on a day like this.
1 year ago
Or most any days
1 year ago
you guys are funny... so anyway mako.. I wasn't claiming to be a gardener I was referring to the taxi driver who is now claiming to know all about drainage
1 year ago
I don't claim to know all about anything, fries. I just figure basic knowledge of lawncare is something a homeowner should know by the time they reach your age.
1 year ago
my lawn just grows and I cut it , I don't need to know anything else about it
1 year ago
Great. But that's not what I asked you.
1 year ago
And I just told you the extent of my lawn care knowledge
1 year ago
Oh, so don't know what you'd do in that situation. I understand now.
1 year ago
+you
1 year ago
I'm glad you two finally reached an understanding.
1 year ago
I'm glad that you're glad that we finally reached an understanding.
1 year ago
That way, fries didn't embarrass himself again with his incorrect remarks.
1 year ago
I don't give incorrect remarks , you psychopathic taxi driving gardener
1 year ago
Oh you most certainly did, you alcoholic low-intelligence Chinese food delivery boy.
1 year ago
^Orders Chinese takeout every night hoping that some day it will be Fries ringing his door.
1 year ago
That doesn't make any sense.
1 year ago
it kinda does
1 year ago
No, it doesn't. But you're too dumb to figure out why.
1 year ago
Tumour
1 year ago
Two more
1 year ago
To moor
1 year ago
Chew Moore
1 year ago
hue hue hue more
1 year ago
Sound it out, fuck face.....
1 year ago
ok, Nixy. Here..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GfW00RCpg
1 year ago
It wasn't a double meaning you faggot.
1 year ago
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