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Lawn Tumor

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 27th 2017

46 comments
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reminds me of being 12, with a tweezers and a paper clip
3 months ago
aka Sorrow Floats
3 months ago
Stop overseeing your lawn, douche.
3 months ago
Looks pretty healthy, except that spot in the lawn probably has shallow roots and poor drainage. Add heavy rain to the mix and all that water collects underneath.
3 months ago
and now hes a fucking gardening expert
3 months ago
fucking Mako Titchmarsh
3 months ago
"what you need is a nice sandy loam soil"....
3 months ago
Okay then, fries: what's causing that problem in his lawn, and how would he remedy it?
3 months ago
Concrete..... it solves ANY lawn problem.
3 months ago
Not a good idea to put concrete over a big puddle of water without draining it first, though. I guess fries is gonna keep quiet about things he knows nothing about this time.
3 months ago
I just add the dry mix over the puddle until it is all absorbed... no mixing and takes care of those pesky puddles
3 months ago
So you'd have a big, misshaped concrete pad in the middle of your lawn that serves no purpose. Brilliant.
3 months ago
Also, dry mix? Way to be cheap, Nix.
3 months ago
Who cares what it looks like if it fixes the lawn
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws additional savings at money market account *
3 months ago
Besides, don't want a cement truck driving on the good part of the lawn...
3 months ago
Dude, you couldn't even carry a bag of dry mix. Try again.
3 months ago
One cup at a time......
3 months ago
First it was dry mix, now it's a cement truck. That tumor must be growing back.
3 months ago
Ya pessimist
3 months ago
Plus it's cold an raining there today, so I know you wouldn't get your skinny ass outside on a day like this.
3 months ago
Or most any days
3 months ago
you guys are funny... so anyway mako.. I wasn't claiming to be a gardener I was referring to the taxi driver who is now claiming to know all about drainage
3 months ago
I don't claim to know all about anything, fries. I just figure basic knowledge of lawncare is something a homeowner should know by the time they reach your age.
3 months ago
my lawn just grows and I cut it , I don't need to know anything else about it
3 months ago
Great. But that's not what I asked you.
3 months ago
And I just told you the extent of my lawn care knowledge
3 months ago
Oh, so don't know what you'd do in that situation. I understand now.
3 months ago
+you
3 months ago
I'm glad you two finally reached an understanding.
3 months ago
I'm glad that you're glad that we finally reached an understanding.
3 months ago
That way, fries didn't embarrass himself again with his incorrect remarks.
3 months ago
I don't give incorrect remarks , you psychopathic taxi driving gardener
3 months ago
Oh you most certainly did, you alcoholic low-intelligence Chinese food delivery boy.
3 months ago
^Orders Chinese takeout every night hoping that some day it will be Fries ringing his door.
3 months ago
That doesn't make any sense.
3 months ago
it kinda does
3 months ago
No, it doesn't. But you're too dumb to figure out why.
3 months ago
Tumour
3 months ago
Two more
3 months ago
To moor
3 months ago
Chew Moore
3 months ago
hue hue hue more
3 months ago
Sound it out, fuck face.....
3 months ago
ok, Nixy. Here..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GfW00RCpg
3 months ago
It wasn't a double meaning you faggot.
3 months ago
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