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Lawn Tumor

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 27th 2017

46 comments
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reminds me of being 12, with a tweezers and a paper clip
11 months ago
aka Sorrow Floats
11 months ago
Stop overseeing your lawn, douche.
11 months ago
Looks pretty healthy, except that spot in the lawn probably has shallow roots and poor drainage. Add heavy rain to the mix and all that water collects underneath.
11 months ago
and now hes a fucking gardening expert
11 months ago
fucking Mako Titchmarsh
11 months ago
"what you need is a nice sandy loam soil"....
11 months ago
Okay then, fries: what's causing that problem in his lawn, and how would he remedy it?
11 months ago
Concrete..... it solves ANY lawn problem.
11 months ago
Not a good idea to put concrete over a big puddle of water without draining it first, though. I guess fries is gonna keep quiet about things he knows nothing about this time.
11 months ago
I just add the dry mix over the puddle until it is all absorbed... no mixing and takes care of those pesky puddles
11 months ago
So you'd have a big, misshaped concrete pad in the middle of your lawn that serves no purpose. Brilliant.
11 months ago
Also, dry mix? Way to be cheap, Nix.
11 months ago
Who cares what it looks like if it fixes the lawn
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws additional savings at money market account *
11 months ago
Besides, don't want a cement truck driving on the good part of the lawn...
11 months ago
Dude, you couldn't even carry a bag of dry mix. Try again.
11 months ago
One cup at a time......
11 months ago
First it was dry mix, now it's a cement truck. That tumor must be growing back.
11 months ago
Ya pessimist
11 months ago
Plus it's cold an raining there today, so I know you wouldn't get your skinny ass outside on a day like this.
11 months ago
Or most any days
11 months ago
you guys are funny... so anyway mako.. I wasn't claiming to be a gardener I was referring to the taxi driver who is now claiming to know all about drainage
11 months ago
I don't claim to know all about anything, fries. I just figure basic knowledge of lawncare is something a homeowner should know by the time they reach your age.
11 months ago
my lawn just grows and I cut it , I don't need to know anything else about it
11 months ago
Great. But that's not what I asked you.
11 months ago
And I just told you the extent of my lawn care knowledge
11 months ago
Oh, so don't know what you'd do in that situation. I understand now.
11 months ago
+you
11 months ago
I'm glad you two finally reached an understanding.
11 months ago
I'm glad that you're glad that we finally reached an understanding.
11 months ago
That way, fries didn't embarrass himself again with his incorrect remarks.
11 months ago
I don't give incorrect remarks , you psychopathic taxi driving gardener
11 months ago
Oh you most certainly did, you alcoholic low-intelligence Chinese food delivery boy.
11 months ago
^Orders Chinese takeout every night hoping that some day it will be Fries ringing his door.
11 months ago
That doesn't make any sense.
11 months ago
it kinda does
11 months ago
No, it doesn't. But you're too dumb to figure out why.
11 months ago
Tumour
11 months ago
Two more
11 months ago
To moor
11 months ago
Chew Moore
11 months ago
hue hue hue more
11 months ago
Sound it out, fuck face.....
11 months ago
ok, Nixy. Here..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1GfW00RCpg
11 months ago
It wasn't a double meaning you faggot.
11 months ago
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