points: -7

no clever title but i laffed when i saw it

...saw it posted on muchozucko.com

funny

by Bono

submitted September 8th 2017

142 comments
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1 new submission
1 year ago
its actually 2 but can you find the hidden one?
1 year ago
jk, it never posted because i put an emoji in the title

that doesnt happen on muchozucko
1 year ago
Did I give you permission to talk to me?
1 year ago
implicitly, yes
1 year ago
look, Bono...i love this sub. It made me spit my beer out of my mouth.
1 year ago
I DV'd because of the description.
1 year ago
you FUCK!

that's 2 mucho rep points my ass will never get back
1 year ago
If only you had left "ZUCKO" out of the equation.
1 year ago
I soooo want to UV this.
1 year ago
she is the only person suitable to interview you and your retarded claims
1 year ago
at least I'm smart enough not to "Kindle". 8P
1 year ago
the 'Kindle' worked fine at one point until somebody changed the media player on mucho
1 year ago
funny that it plays all videos on the other 'mucho'
1 year ago
You should spend more time over there.
1 year ago
and then who would you have left on here on which to unleash your psychopathy
1 year ago
I bet even you are not heartless enough to bully a cripple like nixon
1 year ago
Lol it's just you and Whunu jerkin each other off over there right now anyway.
1 year ago
And who would you have left to drunkenly talk shit to? You're too addicted to my verbal abuse of you to leave this place.
1 year ago
im not always drunk. I think that's just your weak perception of people
1 year ago
Yeah, you're not always drunk...you do sleep for a few hours.
1 year ago
fuck you.... I did lots of stuff today that wouldn't have been done while drunk
1 year ago
Right, you're a functioning alcoholic. I forgot.
1 year ago
I just like a drink on a night time is all
1 year ago
Cause ya know, not many people can down a bottle of vodka and then get up and spraypaint a moped the next day.
1 year ago
looks good though
1 year ago
*like the pile of shit that it is.
1 year ago
yeah well you stick to your taxi
1 year ago
What taxi? I own three cars: a Lexus, a Jeep, and a Mercedes. None of those are taxi's.
1 year ago
whats that got to do with anything..... I have mopeds and a van

I was referring to the taxi that is your company/business
1 year ago
A man with an old moped can aspire to higher callings, though...like delivering Chinese food, for example.
1 year ago
We've had this convo numerous times, but as usual, you're too drunk to remember that I sold my share in the business years ago.
1 year ago
you're correct we have had this convo many times before but you still cant admit that your theory is you owned the taxi therefore you owned the company
1 year ago
Apparently you don't understand what it means to own a share of a business. Not surprising, as all you've ever owned is mopeds.
1 year ago
im ready to admit that though. I wouldn't be surprised if your 'summerhouse' is nothing more than a shed by a lake
1 year ago
Meh, what you think of my summer home doesn't really matter to me. Lakefront property appreciates in value every year. Mopeds don't.
1 year ago
its not what I think of it... Im merely suggesting it could be a shed...
1 year ago
Cause it makes sense to spend six figures on lakefront property where there's just a shed on it. Smh fries logic, I guess.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost cuts through the sexual tension with the jaws of life *
1 year ago
* Jones fetches the plasma-cutter to help out *
1 year ago
* Mako steals POTUSF's cane and throws a tennis ball to distract Jones. *
1 year ago
* Jones gets distracted by the ball and chases the ball while mako goes back to fondling and cuddling with fries *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost falls to the ground and signals Life Alert *
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZWFEFwgBw
1 year ago
/caretaker at the nursinghome switches off her beeper and goes back to watching soaps
1 year ago
Mine notifies my crack whores
1 year ago
ah man, i missed my favorite conversation on MS

oh well, you guys will have it again tomorrow
1 year ago
It's kind of ironic that you weren't/have never been missed.
1 year ago
faggot
1 year ago
Kinda like Seagull.
1 year ago
Busted!!!!
1 year ago
funny, uv
1 year ago
I hate you
1 year ago
i dont care where funny comes from
1 year ago
You should!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
That's how people get aids
1 year ago
i used to care, hence dving actual funny OC (see user punky)

it's all good
1 year ago
Not so funny now is it?
1 year ago
which, this?
1 year ago
You better get your aids infected shit together, possum
1 year ago
dont bring me down, bruce
1 year ago
*groos
1 year ago
THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/EVqmt3w.png
1 year ago
That's the fucking lyrics, mother fucker!!!!!!
1 year ago
* possum smokes dope and tries to dumb his ass down to punky/nix level stat *
1 year ago
wooo - ready for some links of dudes tapping on stuff and calling it art?
1 year ago
is the prez still getting included on those punklink emails?
1 year ago
"the definition of insanity is...."
1 year ago
9,002 YTD
1 year ago
last i heard, he might be able to upload soon
1 year ago
bad - he can upload
good - spamlinks hopefully cease
1 year ago
Punktastic
1 year ago
now we just have to convince him to do the Drano Challenge
1 year ago
I was telling the limey earlier that the hurricane will probably go through Tennessee, so maybe we could get him to do a live report of the storm.
1 year ago
LIVE FROM HIS OWN CHANNEL!!!!!!!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pG_WFu3_tU
1 year ago
Most new homes in FL can take 180 mph winds at the most. Irma is gusting to 195.
1 year ago
bee prepared
1 year ago
The worst we ever had it here was during hurricane Hugo...I was in 8th grade and playing a JV football game. They stopped the game when the stadium lights began to shatter. The there was the Labor Day derecho in 1998, which was even worse.
1 year ago
We had one of those here a few years back. That's a show, man.
1 year ago
That Labor Day storm knocked out power here for a week, landlines and cell service was down for three days. Shit, this one actually has it's own wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_State_Labor_Day_derechos
1 year ago
I never saw lightning like that, dude...it was flashing 10-20 times every second.
1 year ago
no one cares, people came here to see content from muchozucko.com - not cantori stories
1 year ago
What is a "cantori story?" Must be a straycrayons.com thing. And hey, I can just go over to your site and have the same convo. I know you'd just love that!
1 year ago
you sure like to pretend you're a man of the world

https://weather.com/tv/personalities/news/jim-cantore

anywho, yes, anyone can visit MUCHOZUCKO.COM except Punky
1 year ago
now turn it back on me using a logical fallacy, then mention how fries drinks
1 year ago
muchozucko.com

out for now

muchozucko.com
1 year ago
So, no one cares, yet you cared enough to comment, and you're THAT much of a dork that you know the names of people on the weather channel? Do yourself a favor and stay over at straycrayonszucko.com
1 year ago
MUCHOSUCKO.COM
1 year ago
HEY MAKO YOU FUCKING RETARD

filler filler filler filler filler filler filler filler

Okay now I know the sidebar got your attention, I need to ask you a serious question:

is a baked potato an entrée? can it be a main course?
1 year ago
I swear this is more important than it sounds
1 year ago
anyone may answer except jones
1 year ago
Why not ask someone over at straycrayonszucko? Must not be anybody logged in over there.
1 year ago
actually, I already did and got an answer before I even posted the question here.

you're 0-for-2 on being a know it all today

So please deliver big and tell me your opinion on baked potatoes as a main course
1 year ago
Baked potatoes aren't even a real food
1 year ago
WAITING ON AN ANSWER BALDY, LET'S GO
1 year ago
a Baked Potato is what happens when Nixon gets a sunburn
1 year ago
hahahahaha
1 year ago
this is the part where I get frustrated and scream for a real actual opinion on baked potatoes.

Kirk will offer his take in 6 hours and this thread will be forgotten.

3 years from now fries-please will comment "baked potatoes? must be a yank thing."
1 year ago
I mean, if MS were to be around in 3 years
1 year ago
Which it isn't
1 year ago
because it will be outpaced by MUCHOZUCKO.COM
1 year ago
but also still... i'm asking the baked potato thing
1 year ago
They don't count as real food!!!!
1 year ago
The double chinned one is hopped up on beer and pills again, I see.
1 year ago
Nostrabonos
1 year ago
With your fancy fortune telling
1 year ago
you can't tell me it doesn't sound accurate
1 year ago
And a baked potato is a side, not a main course. Leave the house once in a while and eat out and you'll learn these things.
1 year ago
The trick is it doesnt matter.....
1 year ago
fuck you Mako you piece of shit
1 year ago
a baked potato can work as a main dish you insipid culinarily undisciplined sharkfuck
1 year ago
Lol looks like I'm right.
1 year ago
BAM butter

BAM chives

BAM bacon bits

BAM cheese

BAM sour cream

BAM salt n peppa


SWISH a salad on the side, italian dressing. large croutons.
1 year ago
Mashed potatoes..... now THAT'S where its at!!!!
1 year ago
Nixon WOULD like the food that's easy to chew...
1 year ago
Garlic mashed is where it's at. That's what I'm having with my filet tonight.
1 year ago
and I'll have you know I'm completely sober, just in a good mood because of the success of MUCHOZUCKO.com
1 year ago
filet you say?

it better be tilapia motherfucker
1 year ago
with lemon buttah bitch
1 year ago
A loaded baked potato is something white trash people buy for lunch at Wendy's.
1 year ago
Tilapia is a garbage fish.
1 year ago
its kind of odd that Mako would like garlic on his potatoes, considering most vampires find it repulsive
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost goes to Wendy's *
1 year ago
Filet mignong or nothing at all.
1 year ago
*mignon
1 year ago
yeah, enjoy your "mignong"

* Bono leaves MS as an inactive dump after driving up the comment count on all MUCHOZUCKO.COM related threads *


Gonna enjoy some baked potatoes AND THE SIDES that come with them
1 year ago
Mignog..... its the xmas beef drink of choice
1 year ago
My Uber is here to take me to the supper club and then to Roger Waters at the Key Center. Nixon, you're little Bono's babysitter tonight.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost drinks a few glasses of mignog and passes out in Wendy's loaded baked potatoe *
1 year ago
zucko confirmed most active mucho, without padding its numbers like MS does

http://i.imgur.com/LiKbQLq.png
1 year ago
like^
1 year ago
Keep 'em
1 year ago
* Bono keeps Nixon too *
1 year ago
tick tock
1 year ago
Busted!!!!!!
1 year ago
Bunch of Todds and one Makodragon.
1 year ago
Todds...... bwahahahahaha
1 year ago
jones i have officially banned you from this thread so

BEGONE THOT
1 year ago
Haha muchozucko costs Boner every day.
1 year ago
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