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The Life and Death of a Pumpkin

A chilling tale of one pumpkins life... and death! On a side note, one of my ex girlfriends one halloween, we went to the grocery store and she saw the bin with the "reject" pumpkins, the ones that were odd shaped and shit? The ones that noone wanted for carving and shit.. well she started bawling, I asked her why and she replied that she felt sorry for all the reject pumpkins because of how unwanted they must feel.......


by yak

submitted October 9th 2006

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comments (5)
haha wtf
12 years ago
@ yak: Crying for pumpkins? I can see why she's an ex-girlfriend. I bet that girl put you through a lot of emotional bullshit.
12 years ago
reminds me of tool track 69 on undertow. TODAY IS HARVEST DAY, BUT FOR ME IT IS THE HOLOCAUST
12 years ago
If Edgar Allen Poe was a pumpkin...
12 years ago
^^ he'd be fucking his vine
12 years ago
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