points: 19

She'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee

I wonder if she'll do anal for a cheeseburger?

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by Mako

submitted August 26th 2017

69 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (69)
"give her a tip"
6 months ago
*the
6 months ago
Her name is Myka Rasmussen, Poss. You should look her up if you’re ever in Oregon.
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz speeds over to Dunkin Donuts *
6 months ago
You fuckin slut.
6 months ago
She did say coffee, but she looks more like the chai latte type.
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjpnpS8ymb0
6 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/gnCefxB.jpg
6 months ago
Then Piglet got arrested for malicious solicitation.
6 months ago
Eh, depends on which city she was in.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
good for you. now go suck dick for a jam donut
1 month ago
Why? I can always buy a jelly donut. Jam isn’t used for donuts.
1 month ago
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1 month ago
*not deleted
1 month ago
At least we know fries likes beastiality now.
1 month ago
how so
1 month ago
You subbed a video of it. Then again, you’ve subbed quite a few pics of penises too, so maybe you’re into dogs and dicks.
1 month ago
that sub was about the chick
1 month ago
and pussy licking
1 month ago
it would most likely have gotten featured had it not been deleted
1 month ago
It was a sub of a dog licking an underage girl’s vag, fries. You don’t that doesn’t fly here.
1 month ago
*know
1 month ago
uderage girl ? don't talk bollocks
1 month ago
underage...
1 month ago
Amy was underage when that video was made. Also, it violates the extreme pornography law in the UK.
1 month ago
whatever
1 month ago
Yeah, that’s a good defense for when you get busted for possession of child porn. Lmk how that works out for you.
1 month ago
Fuck, and I thought alcohol and dicks were your only vices.
1 month ago
will do
1 month ago
Yes, I know you will do alcohol and/or a dick. That’s not really a secret.
1 month ago
I won’t even try to imagine what other kind of illegal shit is on your computer.
1 month ago
had all this shit with squidley when he claimed I had sub naked pictures of 'underaged' girls.....
1 month ago
Hey, sex with animals is illegal in the UK and the US. I don’t make the laws.
1 month ago
You just managed a double whammy by subbing a vid of an underage girl getting her pussy licked by a dog.
1 month ago
oh fuck....
1 month ago
Just sayin, you should be more careful. People here know your name and where you live. Luckily most people here aren’t snitches. They could be if they wanted to be, though.
1 month ago
Star belly snitches?
1 month ago
Those are the worst kind, Nix.
1 month ago
And oh yeah, I remember when fries subbed those pics of underage girls. Those got deleted, too.
1 month ago
Don't fuck this up for us, fries!!!!
1 month ago
Luckily for him, it’s only punishable by two years in prison over there. He could do that kind of time with no problem, I’m sure.
1 month ago
fuck sake... you were all happy with it until it got deleted and now its turned in to a witch hunt
1 month ago
I only got to sub here
1 month ago
A witch hunt? How so?
1 month ago
because you're principles seem to be 'it got banned lets deride him'
1 month ago
*Your
1 month ago
that too.
1 month ago
And nothing got “banned.” A few of your subs got deleted because they were illegal in the US, Canada, and the UK, that’s all.
1 month ago
it was even my best scoring sub in a long time
1 month ago
Keep trying
1 month ago
And I’m not judging you because you’re into beastiality porn featuring underage chicks. Just saying you should be careful about possession of it and subbing it here.
1 month ago
didnt say that the other day did you.... fucking hypocrite
1 month ago
No, I didn’t. I figured that you were aware of the consequences of your actions.
1 month ago
well im not aware.... I have no idea what you mean
1 month ago
Lol
1 month ago
Yeah, you’re stupid, but you’re not THAT stupid.
1 month ago
Fries connection must be in his Uncle Alber’s name.
1 month ago
you trying to spy on me or something
1 month ago
Nah, I already know who you are, what you look like, your name, what you drive, and where you live. You’ve shared that all here.
1 month ago
So it’s not me that you gotta worry about.
1 month ago
im not worried about anything
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost make an anonymous tip to the liquor store *
1 month ago
vodka please
1 month ago
I need it. I think mako needs it too.
1 month ago
When you think you need booze, that’s when you know you have a problem.
1 month ago
Stopped being funny after the first verse. She has a bright future in nothing.
6 months ago
Has got be Portland.
1 month ago
Mako
Her name is Myka Rasmussen, Poss. You should look her up if you’re ever in Oregon.
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1 month ago
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