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She'll suck your dick for a cup of coffee

I wonder if she'll do anal for a cheeseburger?

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by Mako

submitted August 26th 2017

69 comments
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comments (69)
"give her a tip"
8 months ago
*the
8 months ago
Her name is Myka Rasmussen, Poss. You should look her up if you’re ever in Oregon.
3 months ago
* ClaudeBallz speeds over to Dunkin Donuts *
8 months ago
You fuckin slut.
8 months ago
She did say coffee, but she looks more like the chai latte type.
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjpnpS8ymb0
8 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/gnCefxB.jpg
8 months ago
Then Piglet got arrested for malicious solicitation.
8 months ago
Eh, depends on which city she was in.
8 months ago
Featured
8 months ago
good for you. now go suck dick for a jam donut
3 months ago
Why? I can always buy a jelly donut. Jam isn’t used for donuts.
3 months ago
*most discussed
3 months ago
*not deleted
3 months ago
At least we know fries likes beastiality now.
3 months ago
how so
3 months ago
You subbed a video of it. Then again, you’ve subbed quite a few pics of penises too, so maybe you’re into dogs and dicks.
3 months ago
that sub was about the chick
3 months ago
and pussy licking
3 months ago
it would most likely have gotten featured had it not been deleted
3 months ago
It was a sub of a dog licking an underage girl’s vag, fries. You don’t that doesn’t fly here.
3 months ago
*know
3 months ago
uderage girl ? don't talk bollocks
3 months ago
underage...
3 months ago
Amy was underage when that video was made. Also, it violates the extreme pornography law in the UK.
3 months ago
whatever
3 months ago
Yeah, that’s a good defense for when you get busted for possession of child porn. Lmk how that works out for you.
3 months ago
Fuck, and I thought alcohol and dicks were your only vices.
3 months ago
will do
3 months ago
Yes, I know you will do alcohol and/or a dick. That’s not really a secret.
3 months ago
I won’t even try to imagine what other kind of illegal shit is on your computer.
3 months ago
had all this shit with squidley when he claimed I had sub naked pictures of 'underaged' girls.....
3 months ago
Hey, sex with animals is illegal in the UK and the US. I don’t make the laws.
3 months ago
You just managed a double whammy by subbing a vid of an underage girl getting her pussy licked by a dog.
3 months ago
oh fuck....
3 months ago
Just sayin, you should be more careful. People here know your name and where you live. Luckily most people here aren’t snitches. They could be if they wanted to be, though.
3 months ago
Star belly snitches?
3 months ago
Those are the worst kind, Nix.
3 months ago
And oh yeah, I remember when fries subbed those pics of underage girls. Those got deleted, too.
3 months ago
Don't fuck this up for us, fries!!!!
3 months ago
Luckily for him, it’s only punishable by two years in prison over there. He could do that kind of time with no problem, I’m sure.
3 months ago
fuck sake... you were all happy with it until it got deleted and now its turned in to a witch hunt
3 months ago
I only got to sub here
3 months ago
A witch hunt? How so?
3 months ago
because you're principles seem to be 'it got banned lets deride him'
3 months ago
*Your
3 months ago
that too.
3 months ago
And nothing got “banned.” A few of your subs got deleted because they were illegal in the US, Canada, and the UK, that’s all.
3 months ago
it was even my best scoring sub in a long time
3 months ago
Keep trying
3 months ago
And I’m not judging you because you’re into beastiality porn featuring underage chicks. Just saying you should be careful about possession of it and subbing it here.
3 months ago
didnt say that the other day did you.... fucking hypocrite
3 months ago
No, I didn’t. I figured that you were aware of the consequences of your actions.
3 months ago
well im not aware.... I have no idea what you mean
3 months ago
Lol
3 months ago
Yeah, you’re stupid, but you’re not THAT stupid.
3 months ago
Fries connection must be in his Uncle Alber’s name.
3 months ago
you trying to spy on me or something
3 months ago
Nah, I already know who you are, what you look like, your name, what you drive, and where you live. You’ve shared that all here.
3 months ago
So it’s not me that you gotta worry about.
3 months ago
im not worried about anything
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost make an anonymous tip to the liquor store *
3 months ago
vodka please
3 months ago
I need it. I think mako needs it too.
3 months ago
When you think you need booze, that’s when you know you have a problem.
3 months ago
Stopped being funny after the first verse. She has a bright future in nothing.
8 months ago
Has got be Portland.
3 months ago
Mako
Her name is Myka Rasmussen, Poss. You should look her up if you’re ever in Oregon.
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3 months ago
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