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a bit of a story time with possum, with bonus "music video"

this shit really happened tonight...might be boring for some folks, but it is still making me sad/happy 2 hours later

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submitted August 24th 2017

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got off of work around 10 pm tonight...drove down Cliff Avenue as per usual, and pulled into the Get N Go to buy beer and cigs as per usual...and there's this obviously homeless fuck in a wheelchair blocking my parking spot...he finally wheeled on over...

got out of (yes still Yorick's Suburban, sue me faggots) my car, walked past the dude whilst waiting for the usual "hey bro...got any change?" bit, but all he did was get the fuck out of my way...
so i go in to the get'n'go, buy beers, cigs, and 2 great big donkey-eating frozen burritos (yes, also as per usual)


end chapter one
3 months ago
in b4 back alley blowj
3 months ago
...walked back out towards yorick's suburban, and almost tripped over wheelchair dude (obviously missing left leg just so yall know)...still expecting the eventual "hey buddy?" speech etc...but all he said was "wow, thank god the rain forecast was wrong"

...this is when i dropped a 20 dollar bill in front of him, picked it up and said - "hey, i think you dropped this"
3 months ago
/r/humblebrag
3 months ago
what chapter are we up to now?
3 i think
3 months ago
This book sucks, maybe make the white hero a black guy or something... jeez!
3 months ago
the guy literally tried to give me back the Twenty...told him "nah, i'm in a very good mood at the moment, plus i get how sucky life is in a chair" and we just chatted about BS for a bit...as i was about to drive off though , the guy says "look up Clint DeVries on youtube!...i used to be a session musician before... (understood booze/meth/whatever ref)

got home, had a beer or five, and fact-checked clint's story...

it checks out
3 months ago
he's got another one on youtube, "Rain"...tbh i like that one one much more betterer
3 months ago
fucking black-cop Roland strikes again :(
3 months ago
man, that gunslinger flick turned out to be a hot mess didnt it? (if the reviews are right...havent watched mice elf yet)
3 months ago
Dude you need a new editor. Ha.
3 months ago
Yeah I'm skipping it, and skipping IT. Kinda done, might watch 1408 instead again though.
3 months ago
i think ima done with SK and JH flicks in general tbh...great ideas, but horrrible plot-lines even in the books, and the flicks....



* possum maximum overdrives *
3 months ago
bonus question:
ever Dirk Gently?
3 months ago
Never joined the Adams club really, just not my groove.
3 months ago
Double bonus though..

Ever read that Bird Box book I was yammering about?
3 months ago
shit... PLEASE relink that and i'm not even kidding - wrote it down, but lost it in an unfortunate toilet paper episode... also not kidding
3 months ago
* possum fucks Amazon up the urethra *
3 months ago
Not even sure if you're serious??

I usually use sticky notes Persona Lee.
3 months ago
Josh Malerman nigga!
3 months ago
I hope he can write, cause his band sucks.
3 months ago
Yes it does. He also has a book where he injects his music thing into the plot and it sounded extremely horrible.
3 months ago
Bird Box was good though.
3 months ago
Hmm, I'll have to check it out. Reading Mütter’s Marvels right now, by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz.
3 months ago
Looks cool, bookmarked it.
3 months ago
I just finished The Hike by Drew Magary. Takes awhile but pays off at the end.

And come to think of it, it's like whimsical fantasy / horror.

Possum come on down!!!
3 months ago
Yeah, that's right up poss's alley. Last one I finished was American Ulysses (biography of Ulysses S. Grant) Ronald C. White's a close friend of my parents, so I always get a copy of his latest book.
3 months ago
ima on it, i think, and thanks
3 months ago
The New High Risk featuring Clint DeVries.
3 months ago
would be a better drummer that our drummer, even missing that leg
3 months ago
that neanderthal poopsom wouldnt let a dutchy in his precious high risque
3 months ago
as my momma told me..."those Dutch people just arent very smart"
3 months ago
Yes, but they have very nice "coffee shops."
3 months ago
also - they tend to have really amazingly make-funnable last names...
Plucker
Poppinga
Dump
Fokken
Kock (pronounced "cook" yeah right)
vajayjay (okay that one i made up)
Wheeldryer
Wheelhouser
VanDerWart



3 months ago
VanDerWart...think I had that once.
3 months ago
and my personal favorite: Gort

dunno why, but that always makes me gort
3 months ago
* possum gorts and grins at the same damn time! *
3 months ago
"Gort! klaatu barada nikto!"
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXLPFqdLPKY
3 months ago
Gorf. Works as a video game and a muppet.
3 months ago
recover password
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