by Bono

submitted August 10th 2017

57 comments
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comments (57)
haha
4 months ago
Repost
4 months ago
My birthday was last month anyway.
4 months ago
This isn't even as good as our buddy Sue anyway.
4 months ago
You're right.
4 months ago
Better watch out, brosephs...there is a doxxer on the loose. Anyway, how is business, mako bb? Enjoyuing that retirement? Joined the aarp to maximize your potential?
4 months ago
From what I hear, one has to be 50 years old to join AARP, so I wouldn't be able to join for at least another ten years. Keep trying though, Willie.
4 months ago
At least you admit you know what it is now.
4 months ago
You're younger than me, yet know what it is.
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost powerfaps *
4 months ago
Would you hurry the hell up and LOOOOOOOOOOG OUT so that users online list is empty????
4 months ago
You first
4 months ago
Also, you have been logged.
4 months ago
nobody cares about mako's birthday
4 months ago
Nobody^
4 months ago
Squidley!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws squidley's dedication at CCF *
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost runs around naked while nobody is looking *
4 months ago
well wow
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost covers up *
4 months ago
test
4 months ago
The Boner appears jelly of the fine programming on this site.
4 months ago
let me know how much of this you have

http://muchosucko.com/pro
4 months ago
I have those things!!!!!
4 months ago
There should be another bullet for "all the punky links you can stand and then some"
4 months ago
No, you don't.

And Zucko provides several for free.

You can select video thumbnails, upload gif avatars, get a mobile friendly design, and actual 100% uptime all without paying.
4 months ago
My Jew ass has come up with a couple creative things for Pro members, but that's all in time
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost waits for first crash *
4 months ago
Sorry Nixon, but "crashes" don't happen in the way that you're used to. Not on virtual servers.

We use AWS EC2 and I personally make weekly backups of both the codebase and the stored data like users, comments, et al.

If something catastrophic DID happen, it would be as easy as spinning up a new server and copying the contents of the lastest snapshot to that server.
4 months ago
So... think the MS relaunch but without the indians, the time delay, or the unfulfilled promises.
4 months ago
Hmmmmmm
4 months ago
I'm pretty old in internet years
4 months ago
Ps, i have all the things promised on that link. The planned items didn't matter to me so, meh.
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost converts real age to internet age *
4 months ago
I've provided many unfulfilled promises so I'm probably due for a few in return ny now.
4 months ago
Nixgob has a point, its not a real website until its had a proper crash.
Kinda like how you're not a real member until you've been banned 2-3 times.
* Barret eyes NixNoob *
4 months ago
I've been "permanently" banned 3 times, dont talk to me about membership
4 months ago
And no, "real" sites don't crash, at all
4 months ago
A couple years back, Google's entire network went down somehow and the world's internet traffic decreeased by 40% for 5 minutes
4 months ago
That's a real site
4 months ago
Read my comment again.
4 months ago
EAT MY DICK AGAIN
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost connects modem to backup generators *
4 months ago
That ought to do it.....
4 months ago
Suck my 1r.
4 months ago
THIS..... THIS WILL POWER THE MODEM!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOii7jQAY0
4 months ago
>implying anyone watches youtube links on Sucko

At least Zucko builds a working player around them.

AND the user has the option to turn off youtube expandable content.

Also free.
4 months ago
NG is basically a walking free advertisement for Zucko
4 months ago
that is to say


NixonsGhost endorses

MUCHOZUCKO.COM
4 months ago
It's on your end
4 months ago
Dont want to watch it...... don't click it.
4 months ago
No feature required
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps generator *
4 months ago
And, I'm more of a limper than a walker these days.....
4 months ago
Yes, suck me.
4 months ago
Oops I thought user: Barret was offering to "suck" his "tr" not 1r.
4 months ago
TOTAL FAILURE! LOG THIS DEFINITE TR_Error

tell your children, "I was there, that one time, looking at scat porn, when I should have been saving for your future..."
4 months ago
recover password
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