by Bono

submitted August 10th 2017

57 comments
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comments (57)
haha
1 year ago
Repost
1 year ago
My birthday was last month anyway.
1 year ago
This isn't even as good as our buddy Sue anyway.
1 year ago
You're right.
12 months ago
Better watch out, brosephs...there is a doxxer on the loose. Anyway, how is business, mako bb? Enjoyuing that retirement? Joined the aarp to maximize your potential?
12 months ago
From what I hear, one has to be 50 years old to join AARP, so I wouldn't be able to join for at least another ten years. Keep trying though, Willie.
12 months ago
At least you admit you know what it is now.
12 months ago
You're younger than me, yet know what it is.
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost powerfaps *
12 months ago
Would you hurry the hell up and LOOOOOOOOOOG OUT so that users online list is empty????
12 months ago
You first
12 months ago
Also, you have been logged.
12 months ago
nobody cares about mako's birthday
12 months ago
Nobody^
12 months ago
Squidley!!!!!!!!
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws squidley's dedication at CCF *
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost runs around naked while nobody is looking *
12 months ago
well wow
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost covers up *
12 months ago
test
12 months ago
The Boner appears jelly of the fine programming on this site.
12 months ago
let me know how much of this you have

http://muchosucko.com/pro
12 months ago
I have those things!!!!!
12 months ago
There should be another bullet for "all the punky links you can stand and then some"
12 months ago
No, you don't.

And Zucko provides several for free.

You can select video thumbnails, upload gif avatars, get a mobile friendly design, and actual 100% uptime all without paying.
12 months ago
My Jew ass has come up with a couple creative things for Pro members, but that's all in time
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost waits for first crash *
12 months ago
Sorry Nixon, but "crashes" don't happen in the way that you're used to. Not on virtual servers.

We use AWS EC2 and I personally make weekly backups of both the codebase and the stored data like users, comments, et al.

If something catastrophic DID happen, it would be as easy as spinning up a new server and copying the contents of the lastest snapshot to that server.
12 months ago
So... think the MS relaunch but without the indians, the time delay, or the unfulfilled promises.
12 months ago
Hmmmmmm
12 months ago
I'm pretty old in internet years
12 months ago
Ps, i have all the things promised on that link. The planned items didn't matter to me so, meh.
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost converts real age to internet age *
12 months ago
I've provided many unfulfilled promises so I'm probably due for a few in return ny now.
12 months ago
Nixgob has a point, its not a real website until its had a proper crash.
Kinda like how you're not a real member until you've been banned 2-3 times.
* Barret eyes NixNoob *
12 months ago
I've been "permanently" banned 3 times, dont talk to me about membership
12 months ago
And no, "real" sites don't crash, at all
12 months ago
A couple years back, Google's entire network went down somehow and the world's internet traffic decreeased by 40% for 5 minutes
12 months ago
That's a real site
12 months ago
Read my comment again.
12 months ago
EAT MY DICK AGAIN
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost connects modem to backup generators *
12 months ago
That ought to do it.....
12 months ago
Suck my 1r.
12 months ago
THIS..... THIS WILL POWER THE MODEM!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOii7jQAY0
12 months ago
>implying anyone watches youtube links on Sucko

At least Zucko builds a working player around them.

AND the user has the option to turn off youtube expandable content.

Also free.
12 months ago
NG is basically a walking free advertisement for Zucko
12 months ago
that is to say


NixonsGhost endorses

MUCHOZUCKO.COM
12 months ago
It's on your end
12 months ago
Dont want to watch it...... don't click it.
12 months ago
No feature required
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps generator *
12 months ago
And, I'm more of a limper than a walker these days.....
12 months ago
Yes, suck me.
12 months ago
Oops I thought user: Barret was offering to "suck" his "tr" not 1r.
12 months ago
TOTAL FAILURE! LOG THIS DEFINITE TR_Error

tell your children, "I was there, that one time, looking at scat porn, when I should have been saving for your future..."
12 months ago
recover password
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