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Stardate 10001.71

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by tr_is_life

submitted August 6th 2017

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okay it's getting funnier with time
2 weeks ago
is it ?
2 weeks ago
this one was okay, the other 3 nah
2 weeks ago
Ok...... just that they all seemed 'nah' to me
2 weeks ago
like you wouldn't let slip 2 logs down your fucking throat
2 weeks ago
You can't fight the feature.

Mash that red down arrow all you want, bitches, but you won't unfeature this.
2 weeks ago
featured should count if you alt-vote your own sub
2 weeks ago
*shouldnt
2 weeks ago
technically only one of those upvotes is valid
2 weeks ago
Those downvoters make me smile.

So many users of this site are reduced to being mere appendages of the awesome etc.

Look at what "magawd" and "jamestkirk" had for their muchosucko experience today: downvoting yet another of my featured submission. That was all. Neither commented, neither submitted a post, they just downvoted and left.
2 weeks ago
you live a sad, sad life.
2 weeks ago
How's life in the dumpster, tr_whunu?
2 weeks ago
why would anyone reply to that

TR can't even keep a stream of consciousness
2 weeks ago
I didn't downvote. I did however downvote the tr_is_spamfest
2 weeks ago
in fact I made a little game of it
2 weeks ago
It's more fun to get tr_iggered riled up.
2 weeks ago
no it isn't

he doesn't get riled up, his posts just get longer
2 weeks ago
That's the point.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost notifies all major airports in North America that Cap'n Fuck is travelling and his suitcase is filled with explosive dildos *
2 weeks ago
Enjoy the pat down, buddy.
2 weeks ago
You fucking asshole!
2 weeks ago
a. Near stranding at DIA Wednesday night.
b. Deep search in Seattle on Friday for no reason.
2 weeks ago
the only thing you know how to 'deep search' is mens buttholes
2 weeks ago
fuck you punky... sucking upto TJirk wont make you liked around here
2 weeks ago
FUCK YOU, FRIES. I'VE BEEN A KIRK FAN FROM THE GET-GO.
2 weeks ago
bollocks
2 weeks ago
This is what we all need,

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/08/05/report-professional-cuddling-industry-booming-under-trump/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

Also I just downvoted without opening the posts and went out.
2 weeks ago
^ can't be done on MuchoZucko
2 weeks ago
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
2 weeks ago
If a traveling vagrant has a fuzzy gray bush but doesn't put it on Mucho, is he still a boring faggot?
2 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tK3N7jdczpU
2 weeks ago
Since you ask, cappy, the dumpster is over-run by raccoons and skunks.

Don't worry, this town house is quite a dump, though, not nearly as nice as your house...and i had to pay over 88% of the rent this month so far....
2 weeks ago
lol@Bono's Punky blockage. Your shit needs a tune up, broseph. Those stfu's are givin' you away.
2 weeks ago
I was just going to copypaste a really long comment about traveling vs. travelling and it disappeared.
2 weeks ago
You are doing a great job modding the zucko, punky
2 weeks ago
As a final point, if you really want to rile up tiberias, sign him up for a bunch of junk mail. He says he doesn't care, which means he really does.
2 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic drumraves *
2 weeks ago
You know what to do, punky.
2 weeks ago
look how huge he is!!
2 weeks ago
he was like, the world's largest first grader.
2 weeks ago
I'm at least half sure purposefully signing people up for spam is illegal
2 weeks ago
Actually, I don't think it is.

If shit is mailed to you, like regular mail, then yes. The Feds will want to have a chat.
2 weeks ago
My work now uses a cloud based anti-spam method. It's effective, but it's a two-phase allow thru process. It's a little annoying.
2 weeks ago
88%. Fascinating. I'm sure it was tough coming up $176 in your situation.
2 weeks ago
what
2 weeks ago
Jim just contracted TR_kinson's
2 weeks ago
I had a lot to reply to there. Sue me.
2 weeks ago
you know he doesn't take input, right?
2 weeks ago
your comeback won't land because it won't register.
2 weeks ago
Good observation. You're correct. It's more fun to just let him ramble on.

It appears the treatment program I perscribed a few years ago has worn off...
2 weeks ago
I think you're full of shit Jim
2 weeks ago
No, I pooped earlier. In what regard?
2 weeks ago
Any time this happens, you fall back on "I don't care" and "letting" the other person dig their own hole.

But it's not that - it's just you getting baited or called out, then trying to act like you're above it all.

All in all you are one of the less interesting people here.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost floods Cap'n Fuck's inbox with "almost spam" bypassing millions of dollars worth of programing security measures *
2 weeks ago
Lots of expressive dildo pics and videos
2 weeks ago
It's the groundwork for your upcoming TSA adventure i hinted at earlier....
2 weeks ago
Anytime what happens, Bono? I replIed to tr_iggered. Simple enough. Stop trying to be an idiot.
2 weeks ago
PresFuck, stuff still makes it thru, which is kind of funny.
2 weeks ago
^smuggler
2 weeks ago
at this point talking at Kirk is the same as talking at TR.

The net result is zero.


Nothing interesting will come of it.
2 weeks ago
When is the last time a hooker beat you up?

* JamesTKirk has phone ready to call. *
2 weeks ago
But he will continue to act like he's above it, despite never having posting anything personally identifiable.

I'd take Lord Queso above Kirk. I'd make that trade in a heartbeat.
2 weeks ago
Bozo, then stop talking to me. Move along. Bye.
2 weeks ago
Run off ^
2 weeks ago
Bye
2 weeks ago
See ya.
2 weeks ago
^ ran off
2 weeks ago
I can identify Cap'n Fuck from his calf and middle ginger.
2 weeks ago
Uh huh, go ahead with that tirade again, Boring.
2 weeks ago
runoff^
2 weeks ago
And also as the guy at home depot getting 15 buckets a couple weeks before thanksgiving....
2 weeks ago
*middle finger
2 weeks ago
Those buckets are handy.

Dirt
Drywall mud
Raw turkey meat
Dead cats
Whunu
Body parts.
2 weeks ago
+ Bono's childhood repression
2 weeks ago
That too.
2 weeks ago
This is also one of the reasons Mucho sucks now, btw

Look at half the vets we got left:

Magawd

Claude

Kirk

Nix


It's just a bunch of faggots afraid to post themselves, trying to be IRL friends here instead of Facebook.


Seriously, go down the toplist of all-time great submissions. It's all user content - something that you all seriously lack.
2 weeks ago
http://muchosucko.com/top

Tell me I'm wrong you boring shits
2 weeks ago
But go back to pretending you don't care, while holding the interest of a shrinking pool of sad retards
2 weeks ago
Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining here go somewhere else, Boring.
2 weeks ago
And leave you with what?

TR, Punky, and the campsite twins who do nothing but repetitive in-jokey bullshit?
2 weeks ago
Yes, thanks.
2 weeks ago
Oh I know

* Bono throws a bucket at Capn Fuck, a spoon at POTUSF, and a big turd and CCF while not doing anything interesting for 10 years *



am I cool yet?
2 weeks ago
One of them vets did post themselves......
2 weeks ago
oh wait

in case you say no, I didn't care anyway. Because I'm above it, despite not contributing jack shit
2 weeks ago
* Bono jizzes in your general direction *
2 weeks ago
You deserve Punky and TR
2 weeks ago
See, you won't go. One, because you have nothing else. Two, whatever your other shitpot site becomes, it will have a user base of precisely consisting of:

You
tr_mensa
Whunu

Sounds like a winner.
2 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
They're all that's left because they're the only ones who don't respond to input. Everyone else was bored by this repetitive BS.
2 weeks ago
The boring vet brigade is what killed Mucho
2 weeks ago
It's a problem that won't diagnose itself
2 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!
2 weeks ago
^
2 weeks ago
Hello
2 weeks ago
fries do me a favor

take a picture of any and all cats you currently have access to, preferably in a comically compromising position
2 weeks ago
Fries, SHOW US YOUR KITTIES!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Kits or get the fuck out
2 weeks ago
I bet fries actually delivers

He's not a fucking leech or a coward like some of ya
2 weeks ago
Yeah, those cowards......
2 weeks ago
And Fries is just a cool pimp like that....
2 weeks ago
really though bono - why are you still here if you believe what you said in this thread?

not trolling you, serious

its weird that anyone would keep logging into a site they hate, just to keep saying they hate it

^almost punky-logic
2 weeks ago
Because acknowledging the problem is step 1

Mucho used to be cool and it's shit like the campsite goonies that ruined it


2 weeks ago
Then again, even if they stopped being huge faggots, it's far too late to stop the bleeding. So I guess it's just venting because I'm bored and frustrated with this shitshow
2 weeks ago
Like I said, tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong

(I'm not)
2 weeks ago
Surely possum has complained at least once in over ninety four thousand comments.
2 weeks ago
Ninety

Four

Thousand
2 weeks ago
To give some perspective on that number, there are less than eighty eight thousand hours in a decade.
2 weeks ago
That is more than one comment an hour...every hour...for ten fucking years!
2 weeks ago
hey TR
2 weeks ago
Hi
2 weeks ago
I am excited that it will only be a week or so until 0 point submissions are featured...unless the crony-club submits some crap
2 weeks ago
I mean, i could go click about a hundred and twenty down arrows and it would start right now...but i leave that sort of puerile jejunity to the hater brigade, assuming they don't strain their fingers from downvoting the crap i submit
2 weeks ago
what are you saying you're not wrong about, bono?
2 weeks ago
@possum

1) The all-time top list is 100% user content

2) Most of the vets that are still around and act holier-than-thou are nameless, faceless, and just plain boring
2 weeks ago
Ergo, by the transitive property:

They fucking suck
2 weeks ago
imho - nobody "ruined" MS - just most of the "interesting" users finally grew up and by definition stopped being interesting - or current MSers tbh

there are just us dummies that either cant move on or have excessive loyalty genes left

* possum is a dummy and proud of it *


2 weeks ago
and so are you and tr
2 weeks ago
moving on - i have cute animal and music vids to sub...
2 weeks ago
It is actually a lack of girls, which should be obvious from the top list
2 weeks ago
Also, as jrob2020 once pointed out, it is possible to use multiple websites simultaneously.
2 weeks ago
So, when i move on to bed momentarily, you can pretend you ran me off...i do have 8 ton slabs of concrete to assist in moving soon, or rebar to tie, or some other crap involved in the production of 42 foot highway barriers.
2 weeks ago
Faceless vets...... bwahahahahaha
2 weeks ago
and now Nix pretends like he isn't one of them because a low-res, black-and-white version of him exists somewhere in commentland and he never had it taken down.

yeah, because that's the same as an actual user sub. totally.
2 weeks ago
* Bono throws another boring in-joke at POTUSF *


2 weeks ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha
2 weeks ago
Spoon!

You FUCK!@@!!!!


... TV repair stuff!!!
2 weeks ago
There, you're set for the next 8 weeks
2 weeks ago
That's your best comment ever
2 weeks ago
Thanks

http://i.imgur.com/AJ9J6pt.png
2 weeks ago
Hahahaha
2 weeks ago
Busted
2 weeks ago
fake no sign
2 weeks ago
Shirt trumps sign, ya causal
2 weeks ago
@ tr - man i hated rebar, i dont envy you at all, and my condoleezas
2 weeks ago
Right. Because the shirt doesn't count.

Those shirts were such a scam. I pointed out how phony they were at the time.

What makes that obviously real shirt phony, you didn't ask?

As i recall, the link to order just took you to some make your own tshirt site with that graphic preloaded, at a slight mark up of $2 or so from if you just copied that graphic, went to the tshirt site, and pasted it in yourself.
2 weeks ago
well congrats Nix, it only took you 12 years
2 weeks ago
after Mucho already started chemo

it was too late
2 weeks ago
@possum, the rb398, manufactured by max usa corp makes it pretty easy to tie.
2 weeks ago
but seriously, rebar/concrete work is horrible - i did it for one summer when i was 24....cant imagine how sucky it must be at 40-something
2 weeks ago
Hey, we started chemo at the same time
2 weeks ago
Now, if we can just get Fries to flash them kitties!!!!!
2 weeks ago
all I'm sayin-

where was that face when me and Toolman were in the trenches, baring our asses and cutting ourselves for your entertainment?

that's what I thought
2 weeks ago
I was suffering with headaches..... pictures was the last thing on my mind
2 weeks ago
You guys are pimps, for sure.... but I'm far from faceless.....
2 weeks ago
* possum has never seen a bono ass, nor does he want to *
2 weeks ago
man, for about 4 years, i forgot there's a video of me opening myself with a boxcutter


it was really anticlimactic
2 weeks ago
-1 team pus
2 weeks ago
hey Nix, do you have anything on your body that might be a cyst?

I have a question if so
2 weeks ago
it's lupus
2 weeks ago
mine is cancer
2 weeks ago
Only inside where my tumor was.... i think there is something in there
2 weeks ago
wanna cut it open for me?
2 weeks ago
@possum no kidney stones ?
2 weeks ago
It's protected by titanium
2 weeks ago
so..?
2 weeks ago
I know you have power tools
2 weeks ago
No way to reach it at Nixon's medical facility
2 weeks ago
sorry for that comment up there, just paranoid and nope no kidney stones
2 weeks ago
Need an MRI and a brain surgeon
2 weeks ago
sounds like you're pussing out
2 weeks ago
* Bono yawns *


call me when you're willing to do something embarrassing on video
2 weeks ago
Pretty much..... besides, it's only lile a 2% chance it's a cyst
2 weeks ago
@possum - probably the difference is in philosophy and "work ethic."

Philosophically, since i dont actually have to work, it gives an added zest when i do that the typical wage slave never feels. As an example, if i am informed that i am too slow or need to hurry up or any words to that effect, i may or may not point out that
1. Telling me that is slowing me down even more
2. Speed only comes from confidence and experience, which only comes from being able to do a particular task, understanding it, and then doing it accurately and precisely.
3. The quickest i will ever move is if i am "fired" in which case i may or may not have final opinions of my former colleagues to tender, before i zip the fuck out of there.

"Work ethic" comes down to me being willing to finish the job after i am already there. Today, when we got rained out, everyone but me and 2 other guys just split. We put all the tools away. One of tge guys was grousing about how he had already clocked out and he better get his time. I, of course, wouldn't even think of clocking out until that is most definitely my final work action.

When we were sanding the finished concrete one day, i had the fellows busting a gut laughing as i told an elaborate story that culminated in them seeing me on the side of a highway, sanding a barrier for no pay. Nothing is stopping me from doing that right now, except for the so-called common sense (which, if it is so common, why does it seem so rare?)
2 weeks ago
tl dr - but do you pour concrete and refuse getting paid for it?

that would be awesome, and almost MS-worthy

pics or vids please
2 weeks ago
not that i like liking bono comments, but you have really gotten your brain totes fried havent you?
2 weeks ago
at least zeke has the booze excuse, what's yours?
2 weeks ago
i decided i like possum again
2 weeks ago
when did he ever fall out of favour ? even his supposed CP conviction did little to dent his mucho-rep whereas akameldon was hated and run-off the site...
2 weeks ago
shades of gray

Did you see the Aka email to LL?

It was an 8-paragraph story trying to rationalize why he received and saved CP for years.

possum just said he had some 17 year old tits on his hard drive or something
2 weeks ago
I believe possum claimed he bought something from rolling stone.
2 weeks ago
Also, i read the email. Horrible.
2 weeks ago
my original point from the time of the cheese pizza still stands re- this site is for the benefits of degenerates yet we still run people off
2 weeks ago
you liberal commie faggots make me hurl
2 weeks ago
Ma & Pa willk : Shhhhhhh..please try and be quiet when youre walking around the house,we dont want to wake up little tr,that freaky little turd gives us the heeby jeebies

Social worker : dont worry mum willk,we will stuff him in the back of the day room where we keep the industrial cleansers...we wouldnt want to mix him in with the regular fecal munchers
2 weeks ago
When I see them next month, I will try to remember to relate that anecdote to them.
2 weeks ago
one of you guys sub this for me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG-S5Z38Ens
2 weeks ago
off yourself
2 weeks ago
heeby jeebies is anti-semitic, by the way
2 weeks ago
^Proof tr isn't as smart as he claims to be
No the term "heeby jeebies" is not anti-Semitic it was a nonsense word created in the '20s around the same time as shit like hocus pocus.
2 weeks ago
1- fuck you sinus for ruining my MS ruining
2 - Hocus Pocus, by Focus, is a cool yodeling song
2 weeks ago
Just possum facts
2 weeks ago
Stick to your doodles, junior, and leave the thinking to mensas.

hoc est sermo meum
2 weeks ago
What about jeeny jewbies?
2 weeks ago
*hebby jewbies
2 weeks ago
Jewbies = jew babies
2 weeks ago
Hoc est sermo meum= "This report is..."
2 weeks ago
*this report has been logged
2 weeks ago
Good job not actually knowing latin and just using google translate.

Also, way to show your ignorance of religion and history.

See, if "hoc est corpus meum" (which is the actual origin of hocus pocus) means "this is my body" and corpus means body (gosh, like a corpse) then you just have to figure out what sermo means...maybe something to do with "sermon"?

You should have played audio books on erudite subjects when you were driving around your betters, hackie, instead of muchoing and driving.
2 weeks ago
Stopped reading at "good job not actually knowing latin..." Seems I'm not the one that doesn't know what he was saying was being said incorrectly. Oh well. There's always rebar for losers like tr.
2 weeks ago
rigor mortis habeas corpus
2 weeks ago
Translate THAT!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Hackers, 1995
2 weeks ago
Doesn't really translate well, though..."stiffness of death that you have the body."
2 weeks ago
The point is we know Latin
2 weeks ago
The Catholics know...
2 weeks ago
no..the point is is that even kin folk of turd willk cant stand him
1 week ago
I'm confused with the sudden BVB Andy putting turds down people's throats...?
2 weeks ago
its a new japanese fad.... you never heard?
2 weeks ago
*old
2 weeks ago
We use chopsticks
2 weeks ago
Is it true that the nips eat sushi with their fingers and not chopsticks?
2 weeks ago
It depends on the person. Either is fine.
2 weeks ago
There are some things you should never eat with your fingers...one of 'em is sushi.
2 weeks ago
I don't think it matters that much.
2 weeks ago
Well I guess it depends on the type of sushi.
Obviously I'm talking about raw seafood sushi
2 weeks ago
Raw seafood doesn't smell and isn't slimy if it's actually good and fresh.
2 weeks ago
what about your minge?
2 weeks ago
The last one standing...... don't fuck it up MD
2 weeks ago
pussy taste like a penny!
2 weeks ago
Maybe the stank minges you eat.
2 weeks ago
see you later everyone
2 weeks ago
*9volt battery
2 weeks ago
GET YOUR PUSSY BACK HERE, GONO!!!
2 weeks ago
No utensils required ;-p
2 weeks ago
show tits cunt
2 weeks ago
No.
2 weeks ago
is that how you talk to your tinder bitches bono? You gotta be smooth with the ladies bro? Not just all brute force like cryax.
2 weeks ago
How about you send me that photo to caricature, sweetnips? lel
2 weeks ago
Get some cleavage in there too, so I can get a rough gauge of your tits.
2 weeks ago
Still thinking about it.
2 weeks ago
Show cunt, tits
2 weeks ago
Actually I'm suave as fuck on Tinder, just haven't been using it lately.

Did I tell you I got laid hardcore in June?
2 weeks ago
btw MD if you really are about to harpoon a white whale, we require pics
2 weeks ago
You did. And I was jelly, so I thought I'd get some action of my own. Fingers crossed this Friday night. If I'm on mucho Friday night, it didn't go to plan.
2 weeks ago
Just call me Captain Ahab. No sure I can provide pics. I like this girl.
2 weeks ago
At least a profile pic you wank pheasant
2 weeks ago
hahahahahhah

She's a goth though, so I might be able to coax a little bit of kinkiness out of her.
2 weeks ago
wank pheasant. Genius.
2 weeks ago
Good job finding his tinder, losers.
2 weeks ago
this is shit
2 weeks ago
hold on, is that a pun?
2 weeks ago
getting cheeky ?
2 weeks ago
This is fries we're talking about here, dude.
2 weeks ago
recover password
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