points: -8

time flies like an arrow

and fruit flies like a banana buttcrack

gross

by possum

submitted July 22nd 2017

67 comments
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comments (67)
um
4 weeks ago
mods, please delete this submission!
4 weeks ago
* possum fucks off to vimeo now *
4 weeks ago
on MuchoZucko, your family won't be destroyed by drug use

I mean there will be mods
4 weeks ago
my family was actually saved by drug use, fact
4 weeks ago
I find that extremely unlikely
4 weeks ago
didn't you go on a wistful rant about how Yorick is barely a person anymore...
4 weeks ago
in our case, was true, up until the yorick/meth thing

...go get a moonshine enema and complain about "drugs" again, dug
4 weeks ago
hey duggy..how you doin ol flattop?
4 weeks ago
didn't complain... just don't buy the drugs saved me bullshit
4 weeks ago
Pretty good Billy.... how about yourself
4 weeks ago
* possum avatars off *
4 weeks ago
dug, for the love of god, please resub the gaypride vid


its not like anybody's going to see it except "us"
4 weeks ago
puhleeze?
4 weeks ago
That got deleted?
4 weeks ago
dugwife made him do it
4 weeks ago
Also, Nixon and I will pay for anyone willing to moonshine enema.
4 weeks ago
what exactly was the gaypride thing?

can't he just email it to one of us?
4 weeks ago
I have video editing stuff, I can blur faces
4 weeks ago
mezcal be okay?
4 weeks ago
Candyass, in your case, yes.
4 weeks ago
boner - you were absent for dug in his underpants?
4 weeks ago
I don't remember such events transpiring
4 weeks ago
wow
4 weeks ago
It was just me being gay in underpants + gaypride flag
4 weeks ago
yup yup

and it was pure magic
4 weeks ago
you had me at the sprinting
4 weeks ago
for the record buttchugging moonshine is a good way to die
4 weeks ago
* possum dusts off dugs email addy... *
4 weeks ago
would
4 weeks ago
dude
4 weeks ago
saucey little nip with slight vocal fry = fuckable
4 weeks ago
CUBS WIN EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
You just took on another 25% of said payment above, HookerFuck.
4 weeks ago
Dont cheat on your wife with this asian cutie, tiberias.

You would lose so hard in a divorce preceding.
4 weeks ago
a. Don't address me.
b. Even if this is really you, don't address me.
c. It really pisses you off you lost all those tr_will account points, doesn't it?
D. Don't address me, your life sucks too much.
4 weeks ago
ouchie
4 weeks ago
a. Your authority to tell me (or anyone) isnon-existent.

b. It isn't really me, it is trtr. Now go complain to linkedin more, bitch.

C. If i cared about some number, i would do something like i said in my last comment.

D. Go fuck your slant eyed mail order bride and then leave your gook kids money enough in your will to do what i do. So i can take it from them as they thank me for abusing them the way their father never did.

E. Shatner would think you are an idiot, if he cared about this nothing website, whuch he only would if it won a tekwar.
4 weeks ago
Damn, that was harsh.
4 weeks ago
do you really mix concrete for foodstamps these days will?
4 weeks ago
just curious
4 weeks ago
cement is different from concrete you pleb
4 weeks ago
but if you want an answer, be sure to ask about the two black guys arguing over IQ. that'll get him talking.
4 weeks ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 weeks ago
Would a Mensa member really confuse "proceeding" with "preceding"?
4 weeks ago
I use the rb 398 to tie rebar until i sand rocks by hand or whatever those idiots want.

If i got the word from the "boss" to go dig a hole, and i liked the pay and wasn't busy doing some gay shit, i would dig a motherfucking hole. If i got paid the next day to fill in that hole, i would do it, pending the aforementioned caveats.
4 weeks ago
Also, i wish i got foodstamps.

I would by escargot and brie.
4 weeks ago
Or "by" with "buy"...
4 weeks ago
I think you need to re-up on those scans TR. I ain't buying that you're still about that life.
4 weeks ago
What scan$?
4 weeks ago
The ones that prove you're in MENSA of course!

Also thanks for the first non-test submission in MuchoZucko history.

It's glorious

https://muchozucko.com/13/First
4 weeks ago
Too bad it'll be erased when I wipe everything for the hard launch.
4 weeks ago
Yeah too bad
4 weeks ago
Shut up non-MENSA
4 weeks ago
Anyone who wants to verify that i am a full on motherfucking mensa type genius can do it from what is on this vanity website populated by fat drunks.
4 weeks ago
*Nonsa
4 weeks ago
HEY!!

Makodragon doesn't drink that much!
4 weeks ago
* possum burps and farts *
4 weeks ago
I think my mensa profile says something like "went to 4 meetings."

I will tell you the worst mensa story: so i go to the monthly meeting and they have some brie. Some girl cries out for a knife. I look at her the way most of you imagine you look at other, lesser beings and take a wine cup and cut a slice for myself. I am roundly praised for my innovation.

I personally never use the wine cups, because if i didnt fill a solo cup full of wine, down it, then fill it again to sip during the meeting i wouldnt go to the meeting.
4 weeks ago
Nite whunu.
4 weeks ago
DING
4 weeks ago
NMKCCF
4 weeks ago
He gave a good effort, but the shitty pig in him wom.
4 weeks ago
gay
4 weeks ago
why not ask for all your subs to be deleted.....
4 weeks ago
again
4 weeks ago
you stinker.
4 weeks ago
recover password
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