points: -8

time flies like an arrow

and fruit flies like a banana buttcrack

gross

by possum

submitted July 22nd 2017

67 comments
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comments (67)
um
5 months ago
mods, please delete this submission!
5 months ago
* possum fucks off to vimeo now *
5 months ago
on MuchoZucko, your family won't be destroyed by drug use

I mean there will be mods
5 months ago
my family was actually saved by drug use, fact
5 months ago
I find that extremely unlikely
5 months ago
didn't you go on a wistful rant about how Yorick is barely a person anymore...
5 months ago
in our case, was true, up until the yorick/meth thing

...go get a moonshine enema and complain about "drugs" again, dug
5 months ago
hey duggy..how you doin ol flattop?
5 months ago
didn't complain... just don't buy the drugs saved me bullshit
5 months ago
Pretty good Billy.... how about yourself
5 months ago
* possum avatars off *
5 months ago
dug, for the love of god, please resub the gaypride vid


its not like anybody's going to see it except "us"
5 months ago
puhleeze?
5 months ago
That got deleted?
5 months ago
dugwife made him do it
5 months ago
Also, Nixon and I will pay for anyone willing to moonshine enema.
5 months ago
what exactly was the gaypride thing?

can't he just email it to one of us?
5 months ago
I have video editing stuff, I can blur faces
5 months ago
mezcal be okay?
5 months ago
Candyass, in your case, yes.
5 months ago
boner - you were absent for dug in his underpants?
5 months ago
I don't remember such events transpiring
5 months ago
wow
5 months ago
It was just me being gay in underpants + gaypride flag
5 months ago
yup yup

and it was pure magic
5 months ago
you had me at the sprinting
5 months ago
for the record buttchugging moonshine is a good way to die
5 months ago
* possum dusts off dugs email addy... *
5 months ago
would
5 months ago
dude
5 months ago
saucey little nip with slight vocal fry = fuckable
5 months ago
CUBS WIN EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!
5 months ago
You just took on another 25% of said payment above, HookerFuck.
5 months ago
Dont cheat on your wife with this asian cutie, tiberias.

You would lose so hard in a divorce preceding.
5 months ago
a. Don't address me.
b. Even if this is really you, don't address me.
c. It really pisses you off you lost all those tr_will account points, doesn't it?
D. Don't address me, your life sucks too much.
5 months ago
ouchie
5 months ago
a. Your authority to tell me (or anyone) isnon-existent.

b. It isn't really me, it is trtr. Now go complain to linkedin more, bitch.

C. If i cared about some number, i would do something like i said in my last comment.

D. Go fuck your slant eyed mail order bride and then leave your gook kids money enough in your will to do what i do. So i can take it from them as they thank me for abusing them the way their father never did.

E. Shatner would think you are an idiot, if he cared about this nothing website, whuch he only would if it won a tekwar.
5 months ago
Damn, that was harsh.
5 months ago
do you really mix concrete for foodstamps these days will?
5 months ago
just curious
5 months ago
cement is different from concrete you pleb
5 months ago
but if you want an answer, be sure to ask about the two black guys arguing over IQ. that'll get him talking.
5 months ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 months ago
Would a Mensa member really confuse "proceeding" with "preceding"?
5 months ago
I use the rb 398 to tie rebar until i sand rocks by hand or whatever those idiots want.

If i got the word from the "boss" to go dig a hole, and i liked the pay and wasn't busy doing some gay shit, i would dig a motherfucking hole. If i got paid the next day to fill in that hole, i would do it, pending the aforementioned caveats.
5 months ago
Also, i wish i got foodstamps.

I would by escargot and brie.
5 months ago
Or "by" with "buy"...
5 months ago
I think you need to re-up on those scans TR. I ain't buying that you're still about that life.
5 months ago
What scan$?
5 months ago
The ones that prove you're in MENSA of course!

Also thanks for the first non-test submission in MuchoZucko history.

It's glorious

https://muchozucko.com/13/First
5 months ago
Too bad it'll be erased when I wipe everything for the hard launch.
5 months ago
Yeah too bad
5 months ago
Shut up non-MENSA
5 months ago
Anyone who wants to verify that i am a full on motherfucking mensa type genius can do it from what is on this vanity website populated by fat drunks.
5 months ago
*Nonsa
5 months ago
HEY!!

Makodragon doesn't drink that much!
5 months ago
* possum burps and farts *
5 months ago
I think my mensa profile says something like "went to 4 meetings."

I will tell you the worst mensa story: so i go to the monthly meeting and they have some brie. Some girl cries out for a knife. I look at her the way most of you imagine you look at other, lesser beings and take a wine cup and cut a slice for myself. I am roundly praised for my innovation.

I personally never use the wine cups, because if i didnt fill a solo cup full of wine, down it, then fill it again to sip during the meeting i wouldnt go to the meeting.
5 months ago
Nite whunu.
5 months ago
DING
5 months ago
NMKCCF
5 months ago
He gave a good effort, but the shitty pig in him wom.
5 months ago
gay
5 months ago
why not ask for all your subs to be deleted.....
5 months ago
again
5 months ago
you stinker.
5 months ago
recover password
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