points: -15

dont mind me, just testing this broken feature yak left up for 9 years

fail

by Bono

submitted July 21st 2017

114 comments
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newb
3 months ago
oh wow cool let me try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhLYlf4b9s
3 months ago
Oh wait, the player is dead
3 months ago
*TADA!!
3 months ago
@Bono

your face is ugly.

END STORY



http://muchosucko.com/117960/Bonos-2beer-Challenge
3 months ago
i would soooooo not jackoff on your face.
3 months ago
wait..I'm sorry, dude. You actually look kinda cool.
3 months ago
you should post this on your website.
3 months ago
we interrupt this Punkyspam to introduce a new feature on Zucko. You can choose your own thumbnails.


Fucking FINALLY got the canvas object to post to a CDN bucket in the background. Spent like... 3 hours on it. Fuck me.


https://streamable.com/uqo43
3 months ago
you're welcome
3 months ago
shit, Punky must have rattled off 25 in a row, unanswered
3 months ago
dude..I'm working at tha moment. I hop skip and jump when it comes to reading comments here. You're not the center of attention Bono.
3 months ago
sorry for my RAGE FINGER 1000
3 months ago
like i said.

Met me at "Stones River Mall", so i can beat your skull wide open.
3 months ago
*meet
3 months ago
and trust me...


...I "VILL" 8P

http://muchosucko.com/127677/Test-2
3 months ago
you're a chicken shit beyoch, Bono. I would soooo smash your face infront of your family. They would probably thank me as well.
3 months ago
punky, your bicep is bigger than your shoulder.

That means you're a curlfag pussy. I would crush you like a virgin's cunt.
3 months ago
do not engage
3 months ago
Go fight him bono. Crush his typing finger. You just know he types with his single index.
3 months ago
it'd be easier to build a utopia where he can't comment
3 months ago
I just wanna beat the ego out of him.
3 months ago
I would have to do it in 40 second or less. I reckon he has the edge on stamina. But if I could catch him in that time, I would maul him like a fucking rodeo bull.
3 months ago
I don't think he has an ego

I think of punky more like an animal at this point
3 months ago
do you try to reason with a bobcat?

no, you just move to where bobcats don't live
3 months ago
Then hope they slowly die off thanks to the expansion of civilization
3 months ago
hahaha
3 months ago
he think's he's cool af and can beat people up. I'd like to put him straight. I'd break all of his ribs then fuck his ugly russian ex.
3 months ago
Fucking shoehorn nosed bitch.
3 months ago
misplaced aggression
3 months ago
wtf?
3 months ago
I've never lifted a single weight in my life. My chicken arms(that will beat your ass because I'm lightning fast) developed because of bashing the drums for 35 years. You fatass, uglyass fuckwad nerd's(know it all cunts) can meet me at "Stones River Mall" and i will fuck your mouth with my gorilla fist so fast..you won't even feel it. Speed is where it's at when it comes to fighting. I will kill you at fooball, ping pong, arm wrestling, slammin' beers and eating pussy.
3 months ago
oops.
3 months ago
@MD and Bono

look..I've lost my fuckin' mind and I really need you faggot's. I'm sorry about the links and the super caps. I'm under a shit load of pressure. I love you fuck-sticks more than you will ever know. I wouldn't hurt a single one of ya..swear to god. I'm just being a bully because you nigger's are easy to vent on.
3 months ago
^look at this broken faggot
3 months ago
hah, meltdown BIYOTCH!
3 months ago
Could swear I heard a fart over here.
3 months ago
I think we've lost sight of what is important.

...the new thumbnail selector on Zucko.


https://streamable.com/uqo43
3 months ago
Could swear I heard a fart over here.
3 months ago
what are you, the farthunter?
3 months ago
why would Barret think a fart is some remarkable noise anyway?

it's like those people who got really excited about Birds and Planes before they noticed it was Superman.
3 months ago
Could swear I smelled 2 farts over here.
3 months ago
It's a fart. No, it's a shart!

NO, IT'S A PUNKY LINK!
3 months ago
but hey seriously, subs work now

Finishing up votes
3 months ago
i think you underestimate how lazy the remaining muchoers are bono
3 months ago
they are comfortable on a dead mucho
3 months ago
SIKE
3 months ago
omg I'm so slow.
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser slaps Barret's belly *
3 months ago
shut the fuck up punky
3 months ago
people with an IQ above a flip flop are talking here
3 months ago
go stick you fingers into some plug sockets or something
3 months ago
FUCK YOU, DUDE
3 months ago
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUSSY HANDS. I am much faster than you can imagine and I will rek your shit in a fucking moment. Your pussy hands have no power, they are designed to tap a fucking drum, yet I built my body specifically to tear up faggots like you.
3 months ago
remember your pain, MD. Most women would just cut your junk off, you try hard. You even put a ruler beside it so we can see what god gave you.

* PunkyBruiser high fives god *


http://muchosucko.com/134804/7-inches
3 months ago
hahahaha I don't think you even know what you are trying to say.

You see those legs? That's pure power. My blows come from the legs up mate, not some pussy arm punch like you throw. I would scramble your fucking brain.
3 months ago
AND that measurements not even accurate. You're pushing down on your ruler.
3 months ago
You're supposed to measure you're dick from the pubic symphisis, not that you know what that is you fucking ignoramus
3 months ago
dude..you're pushing down on a ruler that tells us your penis is lame. You're not funny, i love you..







...AND FUCK OFF
3 months ago
* Bono contemplates makodragonblock *
3 months ago
meh, me and punky will just duke it out on original sucko

FUck you punky. At least when I flame you, you stop punkylinking you fantastic spab
3 months ago
cool story.."little bit"
3 months ago
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A FUCKIN' LINK!!!!!
3 months ago
this is like watching 2 people kill themselves with drugs
3 months ago
If you link something so help me god I will lose my shit
3 months ago
fuck this and fuck you both

I seriously hope you die
3 months ago
can i smell your neck?
3 months ago
shut the fuck up bono, nobody wants to talk about your fucking site. Tell us when it works and I'll think about using it. Fucking blowhard
3 months ago
"aww nobodies talking about me or my site"

*throws toys out of pram*
3 months ago
if you run him off MD, I'll jack your 6er. Swear to god..i shit you not.
3 months ago
I think I get it

makodragon added about 40 points to his IQ and this is him being cheeky
3 months ago
or if you can't add 40, just take away 1.

...From your chromosomes

3 months ago
are you trying to say I'm a woman or some shit?
3 months ago
ping pong..





NOW...NIGGER
3 months ago
If so, you're cutting deep bro. I'm rather be punky than a woman.
3 months ago
I WILL SLAP YOUR BUTT WITH MY PADDLE
3 months ago
we've been over this.

it's regarding your obvious downs syndrome
3 months ago
i literally can't deal with this insipid bullshit
3 months ago
downs syndrome is an extra chromosome... genius
3 months ago
WHICH IS WHY I SAID MINUS ONE
3 months ago
YOU FUCK
3 months ago
go paint your fucking toenails then, nancy
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KpllAjxOIUU
3 months ago
oh now I get it. Jeez.. if you have to explain it...
3 months ago
I only have to explain it if you have poor general knowledge of how the world works.

Also, we had this conversation 3 or 4 days ago so
3 months ago
yeah, I know you like to repeat yourself because you struggle with new original material
3 months ago
don't go thinking you're hot shit bono. I'm just going easy on you because I kinda feel sorry for you.
3 months ago
See now, this is how I know you're trolling.

NEVER before have you bothered understanding or remembering even the tiniest mote of something clever. But 2 or 3 times in a row you've specified little things that pertain to me.

Nice try md.

Glad to have you back.
3 months ago
That's where you are situated on the hierarchy. An apparent spastic pities you bro
3 months ago
yeah, I lost my edge since mucho became terminal
3 months ago
look..can i link a vid?
3 months ago
you two kill me. My soul burns for a link.
3 months ago
you can link a shard of broken glass to your wrist
3 months ago
whatever, Bono.



Enjoy my link, faggot.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8
3 months ago
copy n paste, you nerd fuck
3 months ago
why bother asking when you don't give a shit that we hate your fucking links?
3 months ago
Link that band rockin' the inner freddie mercury
3 months ago
I firget the name........
3 months ago
Punky!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser touches Nixy's nose *
3 months ago
You fuck!!!!
3 months ago
Link the song damn it
3 months ago
Teenage something or other.......
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs skull candies and punches punky in the baby maker *
3 months ago
Bono and his rage finger is classic. Dude is so butthurt. I'm thinkin' a "BadDragon" dildo for his b-day gift. I bet he'd love that stump up is faggot hole. Don't run from tha Bruiser, you pussy fuck.


http://muchosucko.com/87611/Bruiser-the-Dragon-dildo
3 months ago
merry xmas, Nixy. Don't forget your skull canz. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jM14QSHaB1c
3 months ago
i don't know why Jon sounds like a shit turd. He usually sounds like a fucking ninja. Their performance is spot on though. I love those guys.
3 months ago
oops. Jon actually sounds like an angel
3 months ago
I wouldn't fight the punky.
That retard strength.
Would just stab him in the throat.
3 months ago
i'd just give him a can of ant-and-roach killer and tell him it was duster
3 months ago
I was looking for beer in heaven......
3 months ago
Fuck you punky!!!!!
3 months ago
dumbass
3 months ago
recover password
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