points: -15

dont mind me, just testing this broken feature yak left up for 9 years

fail

by Bono

submitted July 21st 2017

114 comments
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newb
1 month ago
oh wow cool let me try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhLYlf4b9s
1 month ago
Oh wait, the player is dead
1 month ago
*TADA!!
1 month ago
@Bono

your face is ugly.

END STORY



http://muchosucko.com/117960/Bonos-2beer-Challenge
1 month ago
i would soooooo not jackoff on your face.
1 month ago
wait..I'm sorry, dude. You actually look kinda cool.
1 month ago
you should post this on your website.
1 month ago
we interrupt this Punkyspam to introduce a new feature on Zucko. You can choose your own thumbnails.


Fucking FINALLY got the canvas object to post to a CDN bucket in the background. Spent like... 3 hours on it. Fuck me.


https://streamable.com/uqo43
1 month ago
you're welcome
1 month ago
shit, Punky must have rattled off 25 in a row, unanswered
1 month ago
dude..I'm working at tha moment. I hop skip and jump when it comes to reading comments here. You're not the center of attention Bono.
1 month ago
sorry for my RAGE FINGER 1000
1 month ago
like i said.

Met me at "Stones River Mall", so i can beat your skull wide open.
1 month ago
*meet
1 month ago
and trust me...


...I "VILL" 8P

http://muchosucko.com/127677/Test-2
1 month ago
you're a chicken shit beyoch, Bono. I would soooo smash your face infront of your family. They would probably thank me as well.
1 month ago
punky, your bicep is bigger than your shoulder.

That means you're a curlfag pussy. I would crush you like a virgin's cunt.
1 month ago
do not engage
1 month ago
Go fight him bono. Crush his typing finger. You just know he types with his single index.
1 month ago
it'd be easier to build a utopia where he can't comment
1 month ago
I just wanna beat the ego out of him.
1 month ago
I would have to do it in 40 second or less. I reckon he has the edge on stamina. But if I could catch him in that time, I would maul him like a fucking rodeo bull.
1 month ago
I don't think he has an ego

I think of punky more like an animal at this point
1 month ago
do you try to reason with a bobcat?

no, you just move to where bobcats don't live
1 month ago
Then hope they slowly die off thanks to the expansion of civilization
1 month ago
hahaha
1 month ago
he think's he's cool af and can beat people up. I'd like to put him straight. I'd break all of his ribs then fuck his ugly russian ex.
1 month ago
Fucking shoehorn nosed bitch.
1 month ago
misplaced aggression
1 month ago
wtf?
1 month ago
I've never lifted a single weight in my life. My chicken arms(that will beat your ass because I'm lightning fast) developed because of bashing the drums for 35 years. You fatass, uglyass fuckwad nerd's(know it all cunts) can meet me at "Stones River Mall" and i will fuck your mouth with my gorilla fist so fast..you won't even feel it. Speed is where it's at when it comes to fighting. I will kill you at fooball, ping pong, arm wrestling, slammin' beers and eating pussy.
1 month ago
oops.
1 month ago
@MD and Bono

look..I've lost my fuckin' mind and I really need you faggot's. I'm sorry about the links and the super caps. I'm under a shit load of pressure. I love you fuck-sticks more than you will ever know. I wouldn't hurt a single one of ya..swear to god. I'm just being a bully because you nigger's are easy to vent on.
1 month ago
^look at this broken faggot
1 month ago
hah, meltdown BIYOTCH!
1 month ago
Could swear I heard a fart over here.
1 month ago
I think we've lost sight of what is important.

...the new thumbnail selector on Zucko.


https://streamable.com/uqo43
1 month ago
Could swear I heard a fart over here.
1 month ago
what are you, the farthunter?
1 month ago
why would Barret think a fart is some remarkable noise anyway?

it's like those people who got really excited about Birds and Planes before they noticed it was Superman.
1 month ago
Could swear I smelled 2 farts over here.
1 month ago
It's a fart. No, it's a shart!

NO, IT'S A PUNKY LINK!
1 month ago
but hey seriously, subs work now

Finishing up votes
1 month ago
i think you underestimate how lazy the remaining muchoers are bono
1 month ago
they are comfortable on a dead mucho
1 month ago
SIKE
1 month ago
omg I'm so slow.
1 month ago
* PunkyBruiser slaps Barret's belly *
1 month ago
shut the fuck up punky
1 month ago
people with an IQ above a flip flop are talking here
1 month ago
go stick you fingers into some plug sockets or something
1 month ago
FUCK YOU, DUDE
1 month ago
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PUSSY HANDS. I am much faster than you can imagine and I will rek your shit in a fucking moment. Your pussy hands have no power, they are designed to tap a fucking drum, yet I built my body specifically to tear up faggots like you.
1 month ago
remember your pain, MD. Most women would just cut your junk off, you try hard. You even put a ruler beside it so we can see what god gave you.

* PunkyBruiser high fives god *


http://muchosucko.com/134804/7-inches
1 month ago
hahahaha I don't think you even know what you are trying to say.

You see those legs? That's pure power. My blows come from the legs up mate, not some pussy arm punch like you throw. I would scramble your fucking brain.
1 month ago
AND that measurements not even accurate. You're pushing down on your ruler.
1 month ago
You're supposed to measure you're dick from the pubic symphisis, not that you know what that is you fucking ignoramus
1 month ago
dude..you're pushing down on a ruler that tells us your penis is lame. You're not funny, i love you..







...AND FUCK OFF
1 month ago
* Bono contemplates makodragonblock *
1 month ago
meh, me and punky will just duke it out on original sucko

FUck you punky. At least when I flame you, you stop punkylinking you fantastic spab
1 month ago
cool story.."little bit"
1 month ago
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A FUCKIN' LINK!!!!!
1 month ago
this is like watching 2 people kill themselves with drugs
1 month ago
If you link something so help me god I will lose my shit
1 month ago
fuck this and fuck you both

I seriously hope you die
1 month ago
can i smell your neck?
1 month ago
shut the fuck up bono, nobody wants to talk about your fucking site. Tell us when it works and I'll think about using it. Fucking blowhard
1 month ago
"aww nobodies talking about me or my site"

*throws toys out of pram*
1 month ago
if you run him off MD, I'll jack your 6er. Swear to god..i shit you not.
1 month ago
I think I get it

makodragon added about 40 points to his IQ and this is him being cheeky
1 month ago
or if you can't add 40, just take away 1.

...From your chromosomes

1 month ago
are you trying to say I'm a woman or some shit?
1 month ago
ping pong..





NOW...NIGGER
1 month ago
If so, you're cutting deep bro. I'm rather be punky than a woman.
1 month ago
I WILL SLAP YOUR BUTT WITH MY PADDLE
1 month ago
we've been over this.

it's regarding your obvious downs syndrome
1 month ago
i literally can't deal with this insipid bullshit
1 month ago
downs syndrome is an extra chromosome... genius
1 month ago
WHICH IS WHY I SAID MINUS ONE
1 month ago
YOU FUCK
1 month ago
go paint your fucking toenails then, nancy
1 month ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KpllAjxOIUU
1 month ago
oh now I get it. Jeez.. if you have to explain it...
1 month ago
I only have to explain it if you have poor general knowledge of how the world works.

Also, we had this conversation 3 or 4 days ago so
1 month ago
yeah, I know you like to repeat yourself because you struggle with new original material
1 month ago
don't go thinking you're hot shit bono. I'm just going easy on you because I kinda feel sorry for you.
1 month ago
See now, this is how I know you're trolling.

NEVER before have you bothered understanding or remembering even the tiniest mote of something clever. But 2 or 3 times in a row you've specified little things that pertain to me.

Nice try md.

Glad to have you back.
1 month ago
That's where you are situated on the hierarchy. An apparent spastic pities you bro
1 month ago
yeah, I lost my edge since mucho became terminal
1 month ago
look..can i link a vid?
1 month ago
you two kill me. My soul burns for a link.
1 month ago
you can link a shard of broken glass to your wrist
1 month ago
whatever, Bono.



Enjoy my link, faggot.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hglVqACd1C8
1 month ago
copy n paste, you nerd fuck
1 month ago
why bother asking when you don't give a shit that we hate your fucking links?
1 month ago
Link that band rockin' the inner freddie mercury
1 month ago
I firget the name........
1 month ago
Punky!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
* PunkyBruiser touches Nixy's nose *
1 month ago
You fuck!!!!
1 month ago
Link the song damn it
1 month ago
Teenage something or other.......
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost grabs skull candies and punches punky in the baby maker *
1 month ago
Bono and his rage finger is classic. Dude is so butthurt. I'm thinkin' a "BadDragon" dildo for his b-day gift. I bet he'd love that stump up is faggot hole. Don't run from tha Bruiser, you pussy fuck.


http://muchosucko.com/87611/Bruiser-the-Dragon-dildo
1 month ago
merry xmas, Nixy. Don't forget your skull canz. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jM14QSHaB1c
1 month ago
i don't know why Jon sounds like a shit turd. He usually sounds like a fucking ninja. Their performance is spot on though. I love those guys.
1 month ago
oops. Jon actually sounds like an angel
1 month ago
I wouldn't fight the punky.
That retard strength.
Would just stab him in the throat.
4 weeks ago
i'd just give him a can of ant-and-roach killer and tell him it was duster
4 weeks ago
I was looking for beer in heaven......
4 weeks ago
Fuck you punky!!!!!
4 weeks ago
dumbass
1 month ago
recover password
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