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When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.

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by Bono

submitted July 16th 2017

93 comments
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When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.
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well that's no good, try this:

http://i.imgur.com/KrNPKum.jpg
4 months ago
its still lame
4 months ago
i think it's a pretty good portrait of punky mice elf.

see, I just used a possum-ism, so now you have to like it because it's quirky.
4 months ago
so now we have to tire out our scrolly-fingers just to get past titles?
4 months ago
on MuchoZucko titles will have a character limit.
4 months ago
speaking of... I just got my first registered user :O
4 months ago
will they have to endure top quality subs like this ?
4 months ago
never again

no punky no problem
4 months ago
By the way fries, you need to enter a valid email.
4 months ago
registered
4 months ago
You Fuck!!!!!
4 months ago
Macheesemo was oddly the first to sign up - but Billy was the first to complete the registration process.
4 months ago
Zucko history!
4 months ago
Tried searching google for muchozucko, only found Bono's youtube channel.
4 months ago
I guess that if I can't be the first, then there's no point.
4 months ago
I have a youtube channel?
4 months ago
ewww it's a bunch of pop music

That ain't me
4 months ago
Also don't lie faggot, MZ is already on Google's first page and it isn't even live lol
4 months ago
Must be blocked in Norway.
4 months ago
I did block the CDN from China cause fuck 'em
4 months ago
Writing MuchoZucko.com worked, just Muchozucko did not.
4 months ago
Just for calling me a liar, I'm going back to not helping.
4 months ago
Nixon you fuck!
4 months ago
I hate you
4 months ago
Well whoever just registered as NixonsGhost just got a primo username
4 months ago
WTF?
4 months ago
hackers!!!!!!!
4 months ago
I bet it was bono
4 months ago
It's okay though. If they don't complete the registration process via email, I free up the username after some time has passed.
4 months ago
So you can still register :)
4 months ago
or was it billy?
4 months ago
different IPs so probably not
4 months ago
also Billy doesnt strike me as a faggot
4 months ago
someone just registered as FatFuckNorway

any guesses?
4 months ago
bono?
4 months ago
It's not even launched and it's full of alts.......
4 months ago
No registration IPs are the same (yet) - unless people care enough to switch devices or VPNs I'm guessing they're all unique.

Maybe just feeling it out to make sure I'm not haxo0ring them or something.
4 months ago
you can email me at admin@muchozucko if you need to change your username later
4 months ago
the way i see it..Bono might be a spazzy millennial and all..but hes at least present and seems to actually give a fuck (until something shinier comes along)
I have nothing to lose and i dont actually hate the guy
This could be the start of something better..sans a shitty linking shitty drummer
4 months ago
rip billy
4 months ago
where am i going?
4 months ago
You mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
easy there tricky...no one is trying to cut into your hugely lucrative business model
4 months ago
Hahahaha
4 months ago
I HATE change damn it!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
He called you a trick....hahaha
4 months ago
Ps, its only lucrative when people send me their electronics
4 months ago
:(
4 months ago
short for Tricky Dick methinks
4 months ago
I have this one guy out west been jerking me along for about a year
4 months ago
he must be a jew
4 months ago
I have my suspicious
4 months ago
He IS a hilarious video commentator though
4 months ago
PUT YOUR FUCKIN CANS ON NIGGER

DID HE SOUND LIKE THIS BROSEPHINA??????????8===D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI
4 months ago
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
You're hilarious, man.
4 months ago
The way I see it, Bono has been barely tolerable lately, which has been a step up, however, I doubt being an admin is going to improve that, having a non-present site owner that's not present may be the better option.
Having no Punky, now that's a big step up from Mucho.
Hmmm....

Pro reasons to use MuchoZucko :
- No Punky.
- No Yak.

Con reasons :
- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable.
- All this talk about rules and bannings.
- Hardly any of the Mucho regulars present.
- Loss of Mucho history, the subs, comments, my precious rep points.
- Its not Muchosucko.
- I still would wanna check out MS, spreading out the attention between 2 sites is not going to help.

Things that could go both ways :
- The amount of users, could be a ghost town, could have a lot of noobs if he advertises.
- Whunu.
- Some of the gimmicks sounds like it could be fun, or no.
- Hosting. Where is the site going to be hosted? Is it going to have a fast connection? Be stable? How long will it remain up once Bono gets bored?
- No Possum music videos?
- Squidley? Cryax?
4 months ago
TLDR
4 months ago
and for christ sake, don't make users there with the same name and password, obviously.
4 months ago
I just watched the latest season of X-Files, and the only thing good about it was that the cigarette smoking man reminded me of you.
And maybe episode 3.
4 months ago
Some points

- I'm only blabbering about Zucko rules and gimmicks and such because I'm brainstorming ideas for feedback, which you lazy faggots have provided sparingly.

- The site is hosted through AWS, the eminent webhosting and content-delivery solution on the internet. Its infrastructure is better than current Mucho - I'd bet the farm on that.

- NO users are banned off the bat except Punky. For me personally, Whunu was never that big of a faggot. Fries & Squids don't bug me. Cryax is gone if he starts creepy dox shit.

- I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter.
4 months ago
"having a non-present site owner that's not present"
I should have proof read that.
4 months ago
"I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter."



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AHAHAAAHHHAAHAHAA!








"- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable."
4 months ago
* possum flounces off *
4 months ago
If you can get Cap'n Fuck to Mod I'll come sign up....
4 months ago
Mods will be settled at a later date. But if Zucko picks up enough steam, you'll make the hop anyway because you crave a Sucko-like community that actually works and gets updates and shit.
4 months ago
Bono seems to be making an effort, since my trust level is currently 53%, I shall be satisfied by waiting and seeing.
4 months ago
Also, to ensure your original Mucho birthday is preserved, be sure to sign up with your exact same username and password!
4 months ago
smoke em if ya got em. 8P
4 months ago
It's a virus!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
*52%
4 months ago
it's a trap too!!!!
4 months ago
that's right, Nix, keep resisting.

it'll make your eventualy signup such a sweet moment
4 months ago
Haha
4 months ago
I lolled at the no words to explain the Whunu entry on your listing, sewerman
4 months ago
Hey Jirk while I have you, be honest -

What's the big deal with whunu anyway?

He seems like a mean-spirited retard, but we have plenty of those. What makes him so bad?
4 months ago
I don't discuss such things, you have my hate rating on him.

I'll let the entire community respond as to why he is universally hated.
4 months ago
he was Slav-squatting before it was cool
4 months ago
I will say one thing. He consistently does/did something that is on my instant hatred list: He takes things here to a personal level, then outs people's info.

Mega big nono on the Kirk annoyance rating spectrum.
4 months ago
well then no wonder he's banned

AND SO IT SHALL BE ON ZUCKOETH
4 months ago
whatever you do..dont ever unban punky...he will never not be an annoying sack of shit..possum got him unbanned and look at this fiasco
4 months ago
Tried to get along with Whunu like with Punky, and he could be ok in periods, but then he gets all butthurt and whiny with people, even people being friendly. Like some kind of child.

He reminds me of a 12 year old that just discovered the internet, and is trying to act tough and hang with the grown ups.

and he just won't let go, just repeats himself over and over again to no end. Yes other users do that to, and its equally annoying, but only Whunu and dik could take it to that level.
4 months ago
settle down, hot rod.
4 months ago
i thought you would mellow out..but youre just not capable dusterboy
4 months ago
^fact
4 months ago
I'll be outta your way soon, sir SHERE.
4 months ago
DUDE..THAT LOOKS JUST LOKE ME!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
4 months ago
*LIKE
4 months ago
Did Bono paint that?
4 months ago
I dunno, I kind of like it, id say no.
4 months ago
"Decisions" by Valerie Patterson
4 months ago
ah shit. ok
4 months ago
Alternative title was "Hyperbolic Timechamber, Punky's long bad day."
4 months ago
recover password