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When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.

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by Bono

submitted July 16th 2017

93 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.
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comments (93)
well that's no good, try this:

http://i.imgur.com/KrNPKum.jpg
1 year ago
its still lame
1 year ago
i think it's a pretty good portrait of punky mice elf.

see, I just used a possum-ism, so now you have to like it because it's quirky.
1 year ago
so now we have to tire out our scrolly-fingers just to get past titles?
1 year ago
on MuchoZucko titles will have a character limit.
1 year ago
speaking of... I just got my first registered user :O
1 year ago
will they have to endure top quality subs like this ?
1 year ago
never again

no punky no problem
1 year ago
By the way fries, you need to enter a valid email.
1 year ago
registered
1 year ago
You Fuck!!!!!
1 year ago
Macheesemo was oddly the first to sign up - but Billy was the first to complete the registration process.
1 year ago
Zucko history!
1 year ago
Tried searching google for muchozucko, only found Bono's youtube channel.
1 year ago
I guess that if I can't be the first, then there's no point.
1 year ago
I have a youtube channel?
1 year ago
ewww it's a bunch of pop music

That ain't me
1 year ago
Also don't lie faggot, MZ is already on Google's first page and it isn't even live lol
1 year ago
Must be blocked in Norway.
1 year ago
I did block the CDN from China cause fuck 'em
1 year ago
Writing MuchoZucko.com worked, just Muchozucko did not.
1 year ago
Just for calling me a liar, I'm going back to not helping.
1 year ago
Nixon you fuck!
1 year ago
I hate you
1 year ago
Well whoever just registered as NixonsGhost just got a primo username
1 year ago
WTF?
1 year ago
hackers!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I bet it was bono
1 year ago
It's okay though. If they don't complete the registration process via email, I free up the username after some time has passed.
1 year ago
So you can still register :)
1 year ago
or was it billy?
1 year ago
different IPs so probably not
1 year ago
also Billy doesnt strike me as a faggot
1 year ago
someone just registered as FatFuckNorway

any guesses?
1 year ago
bono?
1 year ago
It's not even launched and it's full of alts.......
1 year ago
No registration IPs are the same (yet) - unless people care enough to switch devices or VPNs I'm guessing they're all unique.

Maybe just feeling it out to make sure I'm not haxo0ring them or something.
1 year ago
you can email me at admin@muchozucko if you need to change your username later
1 year ago
the way i see it..Bono might be a spazzy millennial and all..but hes at least present and seems to actually give a fuck (until something shinier comes along)
I have nothing to lose and i dont actually hate the guy
This could be the start of something better..sans a shitty linking shitty drummer
1 year ago
rip billy
1 year ago
where am i going?
1 year ago
You mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
easy there tricky...no one is trying to cut into your hugely lucrative business model
1 year ago
Hahahaha
1 year ago
I HATE change damn it!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
He called you a trick....hahaha
1 year ago
Ps, its only lucrative when people send me their electronics
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
short for Tricky Dick methinks
1 year ago
I have this one guy out west been jerking me along for about a year
1 year ago
he must be a jew
1 year ago
I have my suspicious
1 year ago
He IS a hilarious video commentator though
1 year ago
PUT YOUR FUCKIN CANS ON NIGGER

DID HE SOUND LIKE THIS BROSEPHINA??????????8===D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI
1 year ago
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
You're hilarious, man.
1 year ago
The way I see it, Bono has been barely tolerable lately, which has been a step up, however, I doubt being an admin is going to improve that, having a non-present site owner that's not present may be the better option.
Having no Punky, now that's a big step up from Mucho.
Hmmm....

Pro reasons to use MuchoZucko :
- No Punky.
- No Yak.

Con reasons :
- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable.
- All this talk about rules and bannings.
- Hardly any of the Mucho regulars present.
- Loss of Mucho history, the subs, comments, my precious rep points.
- Its not Muchosucko.
- I still would wanna check out MS, spreading out the attention between 2 sites is not going to help.

Things that could go both ways :
- The amount of users, could be a ghost town, could have a lot of noobs if he advertises.
- Whunu.
- Some of the gimmicks sounds like it could be fun, or no.
- Hosting. Where is the site going to be hosted? Is it going to have a fast connection? Be stable? How long will it remain up once Bono gets bored?
- No Possum music videos?
- Squidley? Cryax?
1 year ago
TLDR
1 year ago
and for christ sake, don't make users there with the same name and password, obviously.
1 year ago
I just watched the latest season of X-Files, and the only thing good about it was that the cigarette smoking man reminded me of you.
And maybe episode 3.
1 year ago
Some points

- I'm only blabbering about Zucko rules and gimmicks and such because I'm brainstorming ideas for feedback, which you lazy faggots have provided sparingly.

- The site is hosted through AWS, the eminent webhosting and content-delivery solution on the internet. Its infrastructure is better than current Mucho - I'd bet the farm on that.

- NO users are banned off the bat except Punky. For me personally, Whunu was never that big of a faggot. Fries & Squids don't bug me. Cryax is gone if he starts creepy dox shit.

- I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter.
1 year ago
"having a non-present site owner that's not present"
I should have proof read that.
1 year ago
"I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter."



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AHAHAAAHHHAAHAHAA!








"- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable."
1 year ago
* possum flounces off *
1 year ago
If you can get Cap'n Fuck to Mod I'll come sign up....
1 year ago
Mods will be settled at a later date. But if Zucko picks up enough steam, you'll make the hop anyway because you crave a Sucko-like community that actually works and gets updates and shit.
1 year ago
Bono seems to be making an effort, since my trust level is currently 53%, I shall be satisfied by waiting and seeing.
1 year ago
Also, to ensure your original Mucho birthday is preserved, be sure to sign up with your exact same username and password!
1 year ago
smoke em if ya got em. 8P
1 year ago
It's a virus!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
*52%
1 year ago
it's a trap too!!!!
1 year ago
that's right, Nix, keep resisting.

it'll make your eventualy signup such a sweet moment
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
I lolled at the no words to explain the Whunu entry on your listing, sewerman
1 year ago
Hey Jirk while I have you, be honest -

What's the big deal with whunu anyway?

He seems like a mean-spirited retard, but we have plenty of those. What makes him so bad?
1 year ago
I don't discuss such things, you have my hate rating on him.

I'll let the entire community respond as to why he is universally hated.
1 year ago
he was Slav-squatting before it was cool
1 year ago
I will say one thing. He consistently does/did something that is on my instant hatred list: He takes things here to a personal level, then outs people's info.

Mega big nono on the Kirk annoyance rating spectrum.
1 year ago
well then no wonder he's banned

AND SO IT SHALL BE ON ZUCKOETH
1 year ago
whatever you do..dont ever unban punky...he will never not be an annoying sack of shit..possum got him unbanned and look at this fiasco
1 year ago
Tried to get along with Whunu like with Punky, and he could be ok in periods, but then he gets all butthurt and whiny with people, even people being friendly. Like some kind of child.

He reminds me of a 12 year old that just discovered the internet, and is trying to act tough and hang with the grown ups.

and he just won't let go, just repeats himself over and over again to no end. Yes other users do that to, and its equally annoying, but only Whunu and dik could take it to that level.
1 year ago
settle down, hot rod.
1 year ago
i thought you would mellow out..but youre just not capable dusterboy
1 year ago
^fact
1 year ago
I'll be outta your way soon, sir SHERE.
1 year ago
DUDE..THAT LOOKS JUST LOKE ME!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
1 year ago
*LIKE
1 year ago
Did Bono paint that?
1 year ago
I dunno, I kind of like it, id say no.
1 year ago
"Decisions" by Valerie Patterson
1 year ago
ah shit. ok
1 year ago
Alternative title was "Hyperbolic Timechamber, Punky's long bad day."
1 year ago
recover password