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When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.

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by Bono

submitted July 16th 2017

93 comments
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When your hyperactive drug-fueled shitposting stopped being funny 5 years ago, and you're so full of shit that you have alienated even the most pathetic strangers over an anonymous medium like the internet - and it's time to drink yourself to sleep again.
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well that's no good, try this:

http://i.imgur.com/KrNPKum.jpg
2 weeks ago
its still lame
2 weeks ago
i think it's a pretty good portrait of punky mice elf.

see, I just used a possum-ism, so now you have to like it because it's quirky.
2 weeks ago
so now we have to tire out our scrolly-fingers just to get past titles?
2 weeks ago
on MuchoZucko titles will have a character limit.
2 weeks ago
speaking of... I just got my first registered user :O
2 weeks ago
will they have to endure top quality subs like this ?
2 weeks ago
never again

no punky no problem
2 weeks ago
By the way fries, you need to enter a valid email.
2 weeks ago
registered
2 weeks ago
You Fuck!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Macheesemo was oddly the first to sign up - but Billy was the first to complete the registration process.
2 weeks ago
Zucko history!
2 weeks ago
Tried searching google for muchozucko, only found Bono's youtube channel.
2 weeks ago
I guess that if I can't be the first, then there's no point.
2 weeks ago
I have a youtube channel?
2 weeks ago
ewww it's a bunch of pop music

That ain't me
2 weeks ago
Also don't lie faggot, MZ is already on Google's first page and it isn't even live lol
2 weeks ago
Must be blocked in Norway.
2 weeks ago
I did block the CDN from China cause fuck 'em
2 weeks ago
Writing MuchoZucko.com worked, just Muchozucko did not.
2 weeks ago
Just for calling me a liar, I'm going back to not helping.
2 weeks ago
Nixon you fuck!
2 weeks ago
I hate you
2 weeks ago
Well whoever just registered as NixonsGhost just got a primo username
2 weeks ago
WTF?
2 weeks ago
hackers!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
I bet it was bono
2 weeks ago
It's okay though. If they don't complete the registration process via email, I free up the username after some time has passed.
2 weeks ago
So you can still register :)
2 weeks ago
or was it billy?
2 weeks ago
different IPs so probably not
2 weeks ago
also Billy doesnt strike me as a faggot
2 weeks ago
someone just registered as FatFuckNorway

any guesses?
2 weeks ago
bono?
2 weeks ago
It's not even launched and it's full of alts.......
2 weeks ago
No registration IPs are the same (yet) - unless people care enough to switch devices or VPNs I'm guessing they're all unique.

Maybe just feeling it out to make sure I'm not haxo0ring them or something.
2 weeks ago
you can email me at admin@muchozucko if you need to change your username later
2 weeks ago
the way i see it..Bono might be a spazzy millennial and all..but hes at least present and seems to actually give a fuck (until something shinier comes along)
I have nothing to lose and i dont actually hate the guy
This could be the start of something better..sans a shitty linking shitty drummer
2 weeks ago
rip billy
2 weeks ago
where am i going?
2 weeks ago
You mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
easy there tricky...no one is trying to cut into your hugely lucrative business model
2 weeks ago
Hahahaha
2 weeks ago
I HATE change damn it!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
He called you a trick....hahaha
2 weeks ago
Ps, its only lucrative when people send me their electronics
2 weeks ago
:(
2 weeks ago
short for Tricky Dick methinks
2 weeks ago
I have this one guy out west been jerking me along for about a year
2 weeks ago
he must be a jew
2 weeks ago
I have my suspicious
2 weeks ago
He IS a hilarious video commentator though
2 weeks ago
PUT YOUR FUCKIN CANS ON NIGGER

DID HE SOUND LIKE THIS BROSEPHINA??????????8===D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI
2 weeks ago
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
You're hilarious, man.
2 weeks ago
The way I see it, Bono has been barely tolerable lately, which has been a step up, however, I doubt being an admin is going to improve that, having a non-present site owner that's not present may be the better option.
Having no Punky, now that's a big step up from Mucho.
Hmmm....

Pro reasons to use MuchoZucko :
- No Punky.
- No Yak.

Con reasons :
- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable.
- All this talk about rules and bannings.
- Hardly any of the Mucho regulars present.
- Loss of Mucho history, the subs, comments, my precious rep points.
- Its not Muchosucko.
- I still would wanna check out MS, spreading out the attention between 2 sites is not going to help.

Things that could go both ways :
- The amount of users, could be a ghost town, could have a lot of noobs if he advertises.
- Whunu.
- Some of the gimmicks sounds like it could be fun, or no.
- Hosting. Where is the site going to be hosted? Is it going to have a fast connection? Be stable? How long will it remain up once Bono gets bored?
- No Possum music videos?
- Squidley? Cryax?
2 weeks ago
TLDR
2 weeks ago
and for christ sake, don't make users there with the same name and password, obviously.
2 weeks ago
I just watched the latest season of X-Files, and the only thing good about it was that the cigarette smoking man reminded me of you.
And maybe episode 3.
2 weeks ago
Some points

- I'm only blabbering about Zucko rules and gimmicks and such because I'm brainstorming ideas for feedback, which you lazy faggots have provided sparingly.

- The site is hosted through AWS, the eminent webhosting and content-delivery solution on the internet. Its infrastructure is better than current Mucho - I'd bet the farm on that.

- NO users are banned off the bat except Punky. For me personally, Whunu was never that big of a faggot. Fries & Squids don't bug me. Cryax is gone if he starts creepy dox shit.

- I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter.
2 weeks ago
"having a non-present site owner that's not present"
I should have proof read that.
2 weeks ago
"I'm going to be as hands-off as possible once Zucko picks up steam. In many ways emulating yak. Just another commenter."



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AHAHAAAHHHAAHAHAA!








"- Bono as admin, sounds very unstable."
2 weeks ago
* possum flounces off *
2 weeks ago
If you can get Cap'n Fuck to Mod I'll come sign up....
2 weeks ago
Mods will be settled at a later date. But if Zucko picks up enough steam, you'll make the hop anyway because you crave a Sucko-like community that actually works and gets updates and shit.
2 weeks ago
Bono seems to be making an effort, since my trust level is currently 53%, I shall be satisfied by waiting and seeing.
2 weeks ago
Also, to ensure your original Mucho birthday is preserved, be sure to sign up with your exact same username and password!
2 weeks ago
smoke em if ya got em. 8P
2 weeks ago
It's a virus!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
*52%
2 weeks ago
it's a trap too!!!!
2 weeks ago
that's right, Nix, keep resisting.

it'll make your eventualy signup such a sweet moment
2 weeks ago
Haha
2 weeks ago
I lolled at the no words to explain the Whunu entry on your listing, sewerman
2 weeks ago
Hey Jirk while I have you, be honest -

What's the big deal with whunu anyway?

He seems like a mean-spirited retard, but we have plenty of those. What makes him so bad?
2 weeks ago
I don't discuss such things, you have my hate rating on him.

I'll let the entire community respond as to why he is universally hated.
2 weeks ago
he was Slav-squatting before it was cool
2 weeks ago
I will say one thing. He consistently does/did something that is on my instant hatred list: He takes things here to a personal level, then outs people's info.

Mega big nono on the Kirk annoyance rating spectrum.
2 weeks ago
well then no wonder he's banned

AND SO IT SHALL BE ON ZUCKOETH
2 weeks ago
whatever you do..dont ever unban punky...he will never not be an annoying sack of shit..possum got him unbanned and look at this fiasco
2 weeks ago
Tried to get along with Whunu like with Punky, and he could be ok in periods, but then he gets all butthurt and whiny with people, even people being friendly. Like some kind of child.

He reminds me of a 12 year old that just discovered the internet, and is trying to act tough and hang with the grown ups.

and he just won't let go, just repeats himself over and over again to no end. Yes other users do that to, and its equally annoying, but only Whunu and dik could take it to that level.
2 weeks ago
settle down, hot rod.
2 weeks ago
i thought you would mellow out..but youre just not capable dusterboy
2 weeks ago
^fact
2 weeks ago
I'll be outta your way soon, sir SHERE.
2 weeks ago
DUDE..THAT LOOKS JUST LOKE ME!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
2 weeks ago
*LIKE
2 weeks ago
Did Bono paint that?
2 weeks ago
I dunno, I kind of like it, id say no.
2 weeks ago
"Decisions" by Valerie Patterson
2 weeks ago
ah shit. ok
2 weeks ago
Alternative title was "Hyperbolic Timechamber, Punky's long bad day."
2 weeks ago
recover password
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