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LYINGCUNTFACEDCLOWN!!! 2period

Actually he's a LYINGCUNTAIDSEDCLOWN!!!

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by boxlightener

submitted July 15th 2017

40 comments
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LYINGCUNTFACEDCLOWN!!! 2period
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Hiya box, why don't you take part in the cute-off? Id say you stand a chance at beating 2 of them at least.
2 weeks ago
Ohw i would be an ugly cutey but don't you think i've learned enough of a lesson by now!!!
2 weeks ago
That's the spirit, get your wife to help out.
2 weeks ago
No need for that there's no way i can be CUTE!!!
2 weeks ago
You implied you would post.
Waiting in excitement.
2 weeks ago
"but don't you think i've learned enough of a lesson by now!!!"
Nevermind.
2 weeks ago
Nevermind that nevermind.
2 weeks ago
this is pretty high quality
2 weeks ago
OHW I'LL GET YOU
2 weeks ago
ROTF!!!
2 weeks ago
Fuck i hurt my knee doing so,but HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
2 weeks ago
we all knew it was him really... uncle hipcrime was just a lie
2 weeks ago
I tricked makodragon, Magawd, and box - at the very least.
2 weeks ago
I'm going to put NG down for 0.5 because he's not so bright, but he didn't address uncle hipcrime directly too often.
2 weeks ago
while I wasn't convinced about uncle hipcrime I did kinda want him to be real and that you really had died
2 weeks ago
nah, you like me too much.
2 weeks ago
I like alcohol but I don't want it all the time
2 weeks ago
but at least alcohol doesn't lie to me or mucho
2 weeks ago
alcohol has done a lot more to you than I have, Doc Ock.
2 weeks ago
he prefers doc Cock
2 weeks ago
One time I was visiting my first girlfriend (I was 16, she was 24) in her dorm room in Washington. I went down on her in the dark. She seemed really wet and I commented on it. Said I had to get up and wipe off with a towel. Couldn't find one so turned on the light. In front of mirror my face covered in blood, like a horror movie scene. She's dead now, liver failure, really sad. However, she also kissed another man WHILE I WAS VISITING HER just down the hall. So, there is part of me that hopes she's getting poked by pitchforks... but I'd say that's just 20%.
2 weeks ago
this guy is like the most eclectic, annoying parts of punky and possum combined
2 weeks ago
Look, I haven't had pussy in 4 months, just humor me and tell me I'm cute.
2 weeks ago
Look, I'm genuinely considering killing myself. If you guys post negative comments, it increases the chances by <1% per comment. The cumulative effect could lead to the purchase of a glock and the recording of a video for Mucho.
2 weeks ago
Right.... You gonna sub it ?
2 weeks ago
Daddy, I'll hire some retarded Philipino scum virtual assistant to upload the video for me after I'm dead. Pay that retard $10 they'll do it.
2 weeks ago
FUCKING filipino SCUM. WORK FOR $2/HR LIKE THE RATS YOU ARE. I could pay them to lick my asshole.
2 weeks ago
this guy tries harder than oster
2 weeks ago
On Upwork you can hire people from other countries to work for $2/hr to press a space bar over and over for 10 hours a day. Fucking worthless maggots.
2 weeks ago
My cunt ex girlfriend would agree with my friends over me EVERY TIME we went out together. ALWAYS to try to make me look awkward. Why is trying to make me feel awkward a sport? Who invented this sport? Who puts out the monthly newsletter and memo? I want in on the secret meetings.
2 weeks ago
who do you think wants to read this shit?
2 weeks ago
There is a concerted and deliberate effort by society to make me feel out of place. I DESERVE A FUCKING BARREL IN MY MOUTH
2 weeks ago
i get the feeling you're the reason gun control laws exist.
2 weeks ago
Bono, when I buy the glock, I'm gonna post a sticker on it with your name for the video to be uploaded to Mucho. When the story makes CNN, the world will know that you're roughly 1% responsible for my death.
2 weeks ago
am I?

seems like I'm just the faggot who happened to be online when you started feeling this way
2 weeks ago
1% responsible for me entering the abyss. Will I enter a perpetual state of subconscious thought in some kind of personal afterlife? Probably not. Death is probably like being asleep but not dreaming. Remember before you were born? Neither do I. That's death.
2 weeks ago
well I hope you see your 33rd birthday at least

bye
2 weeks ago
* Bono logs *
2 weeks ago
Have a good night. Hope I didn't creep you out. Sleep well my bastard son. I would love to have you as a personal witness to my transition into the abyss.

Face it: you can't remember anything before you were born. That's exactly what death is like. No one can accept that because life is too insane and amazing to just be a short journey... right? There has to be more! Nah. Your consciousness ENDS when the brain that supports its existence rots. At best you just become energy that becomes one with the earth/universe. The ONLY WAY TO LIVE LIFE is hedonism. Your primary goal in life should be making every day you live as enjoyable and happy as possible.
2 weeks ago
My parents divorced at the age of 3. My mom was distant until I was 17 then moved out. My dad lived in another state, rarely visited. My friends thought I was cool in some ways, but were mostly never true. My girlfriends were disloyal or ended up treating me like shit. Why live in a world where you're consistently treated like garbage? I am having great business success right now. You know how much money means to me right now without love or friends? NOTHING!
2 weeks ago
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