points: 2

Lost on the way to Toronto

And on the way back to Denver (twice)

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted July 13th 2017

131 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Lost on the way to Toronto
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comments (131)
* Magawd turns off the magnetic field *
5 months ago
Have fun in Albuquerque
5 months ago
hahaa "fun". Red River sucks.
5 months ago
I think the "facebook" jokes are overused

But seriously is this fucking facebook now
5 months ago
And here I thought we were spamming with the cute-off
5 months ago
Niggers, chinks and spics. Sand niggers, prairy niggers, yellow skinned rats. White men are cracker scum. All of your flesh will rot. Your life is pointless. Human history will be forgotten. Enjoy all the cheeseburgers you can. Life is pointless.
5 months ago
Hedonism is the only answer. Human life is pointless. Thus, stimulate your senses and achieve optimal happiness as much as possible. That is the only logical goal. Building human life is a stupid fucking waste of your life. Eat bacon cheeseburgers and fill vaginas up with semen. Have children in 10 different countries. Your life will last a maximum of 100 years if you're insanely lucky. Stop working in a cubical and go kill some prostitutes.
5 months ago
This Mucho comment will be incriminating: Tinder bitches gonna be disappearing soon.
5 months ago
Just kidding I won't hurt nobody but myself. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU WANT A SHOUTOUT NIGGAAAAAA. I should do this shit live on twitch... accept donations. I'll have the donations go into my daddy's savings account. He always liked money more than he liked me. Here daddy the bullet to my head made you $350 aren't you happy daddy.
5 months ago
My daddy would buy some new stereo speakers with the donation money made from the bullet to my head. I love my papi. He visited me once a year for most of my childhood just like a good daddy should.
5 months ago
Be glad you had a dad to bitch about.

Also, get some help mate.
5 months ago
Bet you guys I could make $2,000 in donations from glock to the head video on Twitch. I'm good at internet marketing.
5 months ago
Mako, your interaction, in two sentences, means more to me than anything I've had in months. Even if you delete it somehow... this whole thread gets deleted... I get banned... I have that moment when I first read your reply and nothing can take that away. Look, I was supposed to have a sister but she got caught in my mom's tubes and died. My mom's mom went insane and insanity runs in the family. My dad thinks I'm a petty thief and my family considers me the black sheep. I can't get a relationship to last longer than two years.
5 months ago
You sound pretty depressed bro. Life is hard, you need some help.

Also, you're black aren't you?
5 months ago
Actually, I'm a phat ass white bottom who swings for both teams. You black brah? Let's fuck!!!!!!!!!!
5 months ago
I'll get gang fucked
5 months ago
Ravage the FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FLESH
5 months ago
hahahah I'm not quite ready to sink that far my good fellow.
5 months ago
Suicide probability in next 30 days... 35%.
5 months ago
I'll almost certainly pussy out because I'm a worthless faggot.
5 months ago
dont do it bro!
5 months ago
can you try and get some help please? Don't suicide.
5 months ago
I'll be like "Hey I've got money and coffee, life isn't that bad." I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. Here's what I'm gonna do: work super hard and make tons of money so I can live on a fucking beach on the other side of the world. WHen I live on this fucking beach, I'm never using a fucking cell phone or the internet AGAIN. I will only invite beautiful women to my land. I WILL LIVE IN PEACE. This will happen by 2025.
5 months ago
RANDOM ISLAND
5 months ago
OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
5 months ago
DON'T CARE WHERE. MODERN TECH... PLENTY OF MONEY, I'LL BE FINE.
5 months ago
That might be an unrealistic goal
5 months ago
Eh
5 months ago
Rather eat a bullet
5 months ago
Maybe suicide by sailing to a remote island and trying to survive? At least it'd be interesting.
5 months ago
I'll bring a volley ball
5 months ago
that is an interesting way to suicide. But you wouldn't last long because you don't have the will to live.
5 months ago
Be like my nigga Tom hanks who has a house in Brookings Oregon where my dad lives. I'll eat his asshole
5 months ago
Look, I bottom for blacks but I wanna eat a twink Asian ass for sure. Hit me up with a phone # for twink AZN asshole
5 months ago
Can you google a suicide crisis number and call it?
5 months ago
Might as well have as much unoprotected sexz as possible
5 months ago
Wanna get some dumb 18 year old cunts pregnant
5 months ago
in America the number is

1-800-273-8255

either call it or get off mucho, you're annoying the fuck out of people
5 months ago
Haven't graduated high school yet... don't even know what the fuck is going on with life... and BOOM I drop a baby in their hands... then hit the highway and disappear into the night.
5 months ago
on muchozucko, people having a psychotic break are banned
5 months ago
They could have had lives... careers... instead I seduce them and knock them up as barely legal kids. LIVES RUINED GG
5 months ago
Having children is what women really want to do. It's hardly ruining their lives.

Go easy bono, this is our chance to potentially save a life.
5 months ago
Mako is a good soul. These interactions make me believe that in real life he is a decent man.
5 months ago
Would totally suck his dick
5 months ago
Cup the balls
5 months ago
I could do with a blowjob...

Would that be gay if I'm recieving?
5 months ago
I already did my part. He got his number but he obviously doesn't want it.

I suspect he is more likely on drugs, and just freaking out or shitposting because of it.

5 months ago
in fact I'm ... let's say 25% sure it's an alt. Maybe Oster.
5 months ago
but in any case he likes attention, which is reason enough to ignore him
5 months ago
Being 100% honest: I'm in the closet bisexual. Telling you guys because I no longer give a shit. I would give Mako the best blowjob of his life. Don't give a fuck
5 months ago
Well I'm flattered you would do such a thing bby

lol, I feel nothing for men myself though.

Instead of giving me a blowie, call the suicide number. Deal?
5 months ago
lol, "call the suicide number"
5 months ago
that sounds worse without context
5 months ago
punky should call the suicide number
5 months ago
even if he called the crisis number eventually the call taker will try to persuade him to suicide rather than not to
5 months ago
so... Zucko got like 9 registrants today, go figure.

might want to reserve your name.
5 months ago
Sucking black dick > calling suicide number
5 months ago
and just to be that guy:

using your muchosucko email might not work. their filter actually blocks some gmail servers... go figure. what a piece of work.
5 months ago
lol
5 months ago
it didn't
5 months ago
server log says the message was successfully sent out - that means it hit the SORBS filter... fucking yak
5 months ago
want me to clear it out so you can take your username on a different email?
5 months ago
yeah, please
5 months ago
give it aboot 30 seconds and it'll let you
5 months ago
I'm taking subs live tomorrow, so until then you can stare at a blank user profile
5 months ago
still not received confirmation email. You should add a resend page that includes the email address used in case of typos
5 months ago
I tested the server mail just now and CC'd you

It arrived in 3 seconds you fuck
5 months ago
It got to me and you're on the chain: if you didn't get it yet that means your inbox is gay and also maybe your spam settings are gay as well.
5 months ago
YOU FUCK
5 months ago
it's fine, I got it
5 months ago
well i'mma pass out now

* Bono turns on Bordertown on Netflix *


Underrated cartoon
5 months ago
What the fuck is this , the good Samaritans?
5 months ago
c'mon man. When a guy shows blatant suicidal thoughts, you gotta help.
5 months ago
no. if its that fucking Puma then the sooner they kill themselves the better. I don't really think we are here to 'help' some suicidal noob
5 months ago
It sounds just like hurricanejew, but not sure why he would be alternating 2 accounts like that.
Screw suicide, that shit is gay.

Bono the register user page needs that standard "confirm your password" line, or you're gonna have guys like Squidley making 34 accounts before getting the password right.
5 months ago
well whoever it is if they want tea and sympathy the they should go round to makodragons house
5 months ago
It's Emper0rr. Been around for more than 10 years, my old account was around for 7-8.
5 months ago
Was super intoxicated last night guys. I'm not really gonna kill myself for at least another couple weeks.
5 months ago
well that's disappointing
5 months ago
@makodragon disagree

As soon as we stopped giving him attention, he shut the fuck up.
5 months ago
maybe he needed a bit of attention dude.
5 months ago
guess i missed this...


*glad i missed this
5 months ago
Don't ban plz. Mucho should be a place to celebrate freedom.
5 months ago
Plus, if you ban me, there's definitely no way I could ever possibly return.
5 months ago
there are lots of ways to keep you from commenting.

an IP ban, a cookie in the browser, a limit on new accounts - point is it would take one click for me to make you go away and then you'd have to figure out what happened each time.
5 months ago
Daddy, I love your power talk. Let me hang around though, I promise I'll behave. Love this website, always have. Think you're sexy too.
5 months ago
Don't worry, Bono has no power here.
5 months ago
I ran yak off, you call that powerless?
5 months ago
right...
5 months ago
Things are easy when the work is already done for you.....
5 months ago
HEY don't say THAT WORD^ word on here...
5 months ago
Is?
5 months ago
I DON'T STUTTER!!!...D...D...DO I?
5 months ago
Only in your dwarf videos
5 months ago
...things?
5 months ago
Dwarf video's? AWESOME WHERE!!!
5 months ago
wow this thread turned real dumb
5 months ago
Turn your face TOWARDS THE MIRROR g g g GARGAMEL!!!
5 months ago
you started the dumbness
5 months ago
Uhm i mean't DR COCKTOPUS!!! i'm s ss sss Stubborn i know.
5 months ago
and you're continuing the dumbness , dumbass
5 months ago
fine...WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE!!!
5 months ago
box why do you speak with a british accent?

what the fuck are you
5 months ago
i'm just a man and you ARE YOU FUCKING ET OR WHAT!!!
5 months ago
you can insult my appearance any way you want - but E.T. is a stretch
5 months ago
maybe if I was brown and had a birth defect
5 months ago
Your entire body is a birth defect of the placentia that didn't make it.
5 months ago
the placenta isn't supposed to make it. it's a superfluous sac.
5 months ago
did they remove the part of your brain that knows anatomy?
5 months ago
...and also how email is supposed to work?
5 months ago
My email works just fine.....
5 months ago
email email I got email
5 months ago
Are you on a kindle?
5 months ago
They're known to have problems
5 months ago
Fries will tell you
5 months ago
speaking as an expert on kindle... email works fine but mucho videos suck
5 months ago
aren't you supposed to be busy eating out of Magawd's fuzzy grey asshole?
5 months ago
email him and Kirk a list of locations where you left your pee bags or whatever gimmick you need to travel
5 months ago
then post it on Mucho cuz we all care
5 months ago
mucho video on kindle sucks more than Mako at a taxi drivers convention
5 months ago
you know fries, I tried to get you to test out the Zucko player but you told me to shove it up by bunghole


why so aggressive?
5 months ago
my bunghole*

apologies
5 months ago
I'm just looking out for you, friend
5 months ago
oh great, you fucking broke mucho
5 months ago
images won't upload and videos won't process
5 months ago
I blame bono
5 months ago
you would, faggot
5 months ago
Some avatars won't load either, nice job faggots.
5 months ago
Kindle is still working so fuck you all
5 months ago
Especially you bono
5 months ago
* possum shrugs and uses the women's toilet at the Cum'N'Go *
5 months ago
recover password
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