points: 2

Lost on the way to Toronto

And on the way back to Denver (twice)

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted July 13th 2017

131 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Lost on the way to Toronto
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muchoworthyBarret
Sporty
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Magawd
not muchoworthyMako
Macheesemo
Bono
comments (131)
* Magawd turns off the magnetic field *
2 weeks ago
Have fun in Albuquerque
2 weeks ago
hahaa "fun". Red River sucks.
2 weeks ago
I think the "facebook" jokes are overused

But seriously is this fucking facebook now
2 weeks ago
And here I thought we were spamming with the cute-off
2 weeks ago
Niggers, chinks and spics. Sand niggers, prairy niggers, yellow skinned rats. White men are cracker scum. All of your flesh will rot. Your life is pointless. Human history will be forgotten. Enjoy all the cheeseburgers you can. Life is pointless.
2 weeks ago
Hedonism is the only answer. Human life is pointless. Thus, stimulate your senses and achieve optimal happiness as much as possible. That is the only logical goal. Building human life is a stupid fucking waste of your life. Eat bacon cheeseburgers and fill vaginas up with semen. Have children in 10 different countries. Your life will last a maximum of 100 years if you're insanely lucky. Stop working in a cubical and go kill some prostitutes.
2 weeks ago
This Mucho comment will be incriminating: Tinder bitches gonna be disappearing soon.
2 weeks ago
Just kidding I won't hurt nobody but myself. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU WANT A SHOUTOUT NIGGAAAAAA. I should do this shit live on twitch... accept donations. I'll have the donations go into my daddy's savings account. He always liked money more than he liked me. Here daddy the bullet to my head made you $350 aren't you happy daddy.
2 weeks ago
My daddy would buy some new stereo speakers with the donation money made from the bullet to my head. I love my papi. He visited me once a year for most of my childhood just like a good daddy should.
2 weeks ago
Be glad you had a dad to bitch about.

Also, get some help mate.
2 weeks ago
Bet you guys I could make $2,000 in donations from glock to the head video on Twitch. I'm good at internet marketing.
2 weeks ago
Mako, your interaction, in two sentences, means more to me than anything I've had in months. Even if you delete it somehow... this whole thread gets deleted... I get banned... I have that moment when I first read your reply and nothing can take that away. Look, I was supposed to have a sister but she got caught in my mom's tubes and died. My mom's mom went insane and insanity runs in the family. My dad thinks I'm a petty thief and my family considers me the black sheep. I can't get a relationship to last longer than two years.
2 weeks ago
You sound pretty depressed bro. Life is hard, you need some help.

Also, you're black aren't you?
2 weeks ago
Actually, I'm a phat ass white bottom who swings for both teams. You black brah? Let's fuck!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
I'll get gang fucked
2 weeks ago
Ravage the FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FLESH
2 weeks ago
hahahah I'm not quite ready to sink that far my good fellow.
2 weeks ago
Suicide probability in next 30 days... 35%.
2 weeks ago
I'll almost certainly pussy out because I'm a worthless faggot.
2 weeks ago
dont do it bro!
2 weeks ago
can you try and get some help please? Don't suicide.
2 weeks ago
I'll be like "Hey I've got money and coffee, life isn't that bad." I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. Here's what I'm gonna do: work super hard and make tons of money so I can live on a fucking beach on the other side of the world. WHen I live on this fucking beach, I'm never using a fucking cell phone or the internet AGAIN. I will only invite beautiful women to my land. I WILL LIVE IN PEACE. This will happen by 2025.
2 weeks ago
RANDOM ISLAND
2 weeks ago
OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
2 weeks ago
DON'T CARE WHERE. MODERN TECH... PLENTY OF MONEY, I'LL BE FINE.
2 weeks ago
That might be an unrealistic goal
2 weeks ago
Eh
2 weeks ago
Rather eat a bullet
2 weeks ago
Maybe suicide by sailing to a remote island and trying to survive? At least it'd be interesting.
2 weeks ago
I'll bring a volley ball
2 weeks ago
that is an interesting way to suicide. But you wouldn't last long because you don't have the will to live.
2 weeks ago
Be like my nigga Tom hanks who has a house in Brookings Oregon where my dad lives. I'll eat his asshole
2 weeks ago
Look, I bottom for blacks but I wanna eat a twink Asian ass for sure. Hit me up with a phone # for twink AZN asshole
2 weeks ago
Can you google a suicide crisis number and call it?
2 weeks ago
Might as well have as much unoprotected sexz as possible
2 weeks ago
Wanna get some dumb 18 year old cunts pregnant
2 weeks ago
in America the number is

1-800-273-8255

either call it or get off mucho, you're annoying the fuck out of people
2 weeks ago
Haven't graduated high school yet... don't even know what the fuck is going on with life... and BOOM I drop a baby in their hands... then hit the highway and disappear into the night.
2 weeks ago
on muchozucko, people having a psychotic break are banned
2 weeks ago
They could have had lives... careers... instead I seduce them and knock them up as barely legal kids. LIVES RUINED GG
2 weeks ago
Having children is what women really want to do. It's hardly ruining their lives.

Go easy bono, this is our chance to potentially save a life.
2 weeks ago
Mako is a good soul. These interactions make me believe that in real life he is a decent man.
2 weeks ago
Would totally suck his dick
2 weeks ago
Cup the balls
2 weeks ago
I could do with a blowjob...

Would that be gay if I'm recieving?
2 weeks ago
I already did my part. He got his number but he obviously doesn't want it.

I suspect he is more likely on drugs, and just freaking out or shitposting because of it.

2 weeks ago
in fact I'm ... let's say 25% sure it's an alt. Maybe Oster.
2 weeks ago
but in any case he likes attention, which is reason enough to ignore him
2 weeks ago
Being 100% honest: I'm in the closet bisexual. Telling you guys because I no longer give a shit. I would give Mako the best blowjob of his life. Don't give a fuck
2 weeks ago
Well I'm flattered you would do such a thing bby

lol, I feel nothing for men myself though.

Instead of giving me a blowie, call the suicide number. Deal?
2 weeks ago
lol, "call the suicide number"
2 weeks ago
that sounds worse without context
2 weeks ago
punky should call the suicide number
2 weeks ago
even if he called the crisis number eventually the call taker will try to persuade him to suicide rather than not to
2 weeks ago
so... Zucko got like 9 registrants today, go figure.

might want to reserve your name.
2 weeks ago
Sucking black dick > calling suicide number
2 weeks ago
and just to be that guy:

using your muchosucko email might not work. their filter actually blocks some gmail servers... go figure. what a piece of work.
2 weeks ago
lol
2 weeks ago
it didn't
2 weeks ago
server log says the message was successfully sent out - that means it hit the SORBS filter... fucking yak
2 weeks ago
want me to clear it out so you can take your username on a different email?
2 weeks ago
yeah, please
2 weeks ago
give it aboot 30 seconds and it'll let you
2 weeks ago
I'm taking subs live tomorrow, so until then you can stare at a blank user profile
2 weeks ago
still not received confirmation email. You should add a resend page that includes the email address used in case of typos
2 weeks ago
I tested the server mail just now and CC'd you

It arrived in 3 seconds you fuck
2 weeks ago
It got to me and you're on the chain: if you didn't get it yet that means your inbox is gay and also maybe your spam settings are gay as well.
2 weeks ago
YOU FUCK
2 weeks ago
it's fine, I got it
2 weeks ago
well i'mma pass out now

* Bono turns on Bordertown on Netflix *


Underrated cartoon
2 weeks ago
What the fuck is this , the good Samaritans?
2 weeks ago
c'mon man. When a guy shows blatant suicidal thoughts, you gotta help.
2 weeks ago
no. if its that fucking Puma then the sooner they kill themselves the better. I don't really think we are here to 'help' some suicidal noob
2 weeks ago
It sounds just like hurricanejew, but not sure why he would be alternating 2 accounts like that.
Screw suicide, that shit is gay.

Bono the register user page needs that standard "confirm your password" line, or you're gonna have guys like Squidley making 34 accounts before getting the password right.
2 weeks ago
well whoever it is if they want tea and sympathy the they should go round to makodragons house
2 weeks ago
It's Emper0rr. Been around for more than 10 years, my old account was around for 7-8.
2 weeks ago
Was super intoxicated last night guys. I'm not really gonna kill myself for at least another couple weeks.
2 weeks ago
well that's disappointing
2 weeks ago
@makodragon disagree

As soon as we stopped giving him attention, he shut the fuck up.
2 weeks ago
maybe he needed a bit of attention dude.
2 weeks ago
guess i missed this...


*glad i missed this
1 week ago
Don't ban plz. Mucho should be a place to celebrate freedom.
2 weeks ago
Plus, if you ban me, there's definitely no way I could ever possibly return.
2 weeks ago
there are lots of ways to keep you from commenting.

an IP ban, a cookie in the browser, a limit on new accounts - point is it would take one click for me to make you go away and then you'd have to figure out what happened each time.
2 weeks ago
Daddy, I love your power talk. Let me hang around though, I promise I'll behave. Love this website, always have. Think you're sexy too.
2 weeks ago
Don't worry, Bono has no power here.
2 weeks ago
I ran yak off, you call that powerless?
2 weeks ago
right...
2 weeks ago
Things are easy when the work is already done for you.....
2 weeks ago
HEY don't say THAT WORD^ word on here...
2 weeks ago
Is?
2 weeks ago
I DON'T STUTTER!!!...D...D...DO I?
2 weeks ago
Only in your dwarf videos
2 weeks ago
...things?
2 weeks ago
Dwarf video's? AWESOME WHERE!!!
2 weeks ago
wow this thread turned real dumb
2 weeks ago
Turn your face TOWARDS THE MIRROR g g g GARGAMEL!!!
2 weeks ago
you started the dumbness
2 weeks ago
Uhm i mean't DR COCKTOPUS!!! i'm s ss sss Stubborn i know.
2 weeks ago
and you're continuing the dumbness , dumbass
2 weeks ago
fine...WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE!!!
2 weeks ago
box why do you speak with a british accent?

what the fuck are you
2 weeks ago
i'm just a man and you ARE YOU FUCKING ET OR WHAT!!!
2 weeks ago
you can insult my appearance any way you want - but E.T. is a stretch
2 weeks ago
maybe if I was brown and had a birth defect
2 weeks ago
Your entire body is a birth defect of the placentia that didn't make it.
2 weeks ago
the placenta isn't supposed to make it. it's a superfluous sac.
2 weeks ago
did they remove the part of your brain that knows anatomy?
2 weeks ago
...and also how email is supposed to work?
2 weeks ago
My email works just fine.....
2 weeks ago
email email I got email
2 weeks ago
Are you on a kindle?
2 weeks ago
They're known to have problems
2 weeks ago
Fries will tell you
2 weeks ago
speaking as an expert on kindle... email works fine but mucho videos suck
2 weeks ago
aren't you supposed to be busy eating out of Magawd's fuzzy grey asshole?
2 weeks ago
email him and Kirk a list of locations where you left your pee bags or whatever gimmick you need to travel
2 weeks ago
then post it on Mucho cuz we all care
2 weeks ago
mucho video on kindle sucks more than Mako at a taxi drivers convention
2 weeks ago
you know fries, I tried to get you to test out the Zucko player but you told me to shove it up by bunghole


why so aggressive?
2 weeks ago
my bunghole*

apologies
2 weeks ago
I'm just looking out for you, friend
2 weeks ago
oh great, you fucking broke mucho
2 weeks ago
images won't upload and videos won't process
2 weeks ago
I blame bono
2 weeks ago
you would, faggot
2 weeks ago
Some avatars won't load either, nice job faggots.
2 weeks ago
Kindle is still working so fuck you all
1 week ago
Especially you bono
1 week ago
* possum shrugs and uses the women's toilet at the Cum'N'Go *
1 week ago
recover password
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