points: 2

Lost on the way to Toronto

And on the way back to Denver (twice)

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted July 13th 2017

131 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Lost on the way to Toronto
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Magawd
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comments (131)
* Magawd turns off the magnetic field *
1 year ago
Have fun in Albuquerque
1 year ago
hahaa "fun". Red River sucks.
1 year ago
I think the "facebook" jokes are overused

But seriously is this fucking facebook now
1 year ago
And here I thought we were spamming with the cute-off
1 year ago
Niggers, chinks and spics. Sand niggers, prairy niggers, yellow skinned rats. White men are cracker scum. All of your flesh will rot. Your life is pointless. Human history will be forgotten. Enjoy all the cheeseburgers you can. Life is pointless.
1 year ago
Hedonism is the only answer. Human life is pointless. Thus, stimulate your senses and achieve optimal happiness as much as possible. That is the only logical goal. Building human life is a stupid fucking waste of your life. Eat bacon cheeseburgers and fill vaginas up with semen. Have children in 10 different countries. Your life will last a maximum of 100 years if you're insanely lucky. Stop working in a cubical and go kill some prostitutes.
1 year ago
This Mucho comment will be incriminating: Tinder bitches gonna be disappearing soon.
1 year ago
Just kidding I won't hurt nobody but myself. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU WANT A SHOUTOUT NIGGAAAAAA. I should do this shit live on twitch... accept donations. I'll have the donations go into my daddy's savings account. He always liked money more than he liked me. Here daddy the bullet to my head made you $350 aren't you happy daddy.
1 year ago
My daddy would buy some new stereo speakers with the donation money made from the bullet to my head. I love my papi. He visited me once a year for most of my childhood just like a good daddy should.
1 year ago
Be glad you had a dad to bitch about.

Also, get some help mate.
1 year ago
Bet you guys I could make $2,000 in donations from glock to the head video on Twitch. I'm good at internet marketing.
1 year ago
Mako, your interaction, in two sentences, means more to me than anything I've had in months. Even if you delete it somehow... this whole thread gets deleted... I get banned... I have that moment when I first read your reply and nothing can take that away. Look, I was supposed to have a sister but she got caught in my mom's tubes and died. My mom's mom went insane and insanity runs in the family. My dad thinks I'm a petty thief and my family considers me the black sheep. I can't get a relationship to last longer than two years.
1 year ago
You sound pretty depressed bro. Life is hard, you need some help.

Also, you're black aren't you?
1 year ago
Actually, I'm a phat ass white bottom who swings for both teams. You black brah? Let's fuck!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I'll get gang fucked
1 year ago
Ravage the FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FLESH
1 year ago
hahahah I'm not quite ready to sink that far my good fellow.
1 year ago
Suicide probability in next 30 days... 35%.
1 year ago
I'll almost certainly pussy out because I'm a worthless faggot.
1 year ago
dont do it bro!
1 year ago
can you try and get some help please? Don't suicide.
1 year ago
I'll be like "Hey I've got money and coffee, life isn't that bad." I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. Here's what I'm gonna do: work super hard and make tons of money so I can live on a fucking beach on the other side of the world. WHen I live on this fucking beach, I'm never using a fucking cell phone or the internet AGAIN. I will only invite beautiful women to my land. I WILL LIVE IN PEACE. This will happen by 2025.
1 year ago
RANDOM ISLAND
1 year ago
OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
1 year ago
DON'T CARE WHERE. MODERN TECH... PLENTY OF MONEY, I'LL BE FINE.
1 year ago
That might be an unrealistic goal
1 year ago
Eh
1 year ago
Rather eat a bullet
1 year ago
Maybe suicide by sailing to a remote island and trying to survive? At least it'd be interesting.
1 year ago
I'll bring a volley ball
1 year ago
that is an interesting way to suicide. But you wouldn't last long because you don't have the will to live.
1 year ago
Be like my nigga Tom hanks who has a house in Brookings Oregon where my dad lives. I'll eat his asshole
1 year ago
Look, I bottom for blacks but I wanna eat a twink Asian ass for sure. Hit me up with a phone # for twink AZN asshole
1 year ago
Can you google a suicide crisis number and call it?
1 year ago
Might as well have as much unoprotected sexz as possible
1 year ago
Wanna get some dumb 18 year old cunts pregnant
1 year ago
in America the number is

1-800-273-8255

either call it or get off mucho, you're annoying the fuck out of people
1 year ago
Haven't graduated high school yet... don't even know what the fuck is going on with life... and BOOM I drop a baby in their hands... then hit the highway and disappear into the night.
1 year ago
on muchozucko, people having a psychotic break are banned
1 year ago
They could have had lives... careers... instead I seduce them and knock them up as barely legal kids. LIVES RUINED GG
1 year ago
Having children is what women really want to do. It's hardly ruining their lives.

Go easy bono, this is our chance to potentially save a life.
1 year ago
Mako is a good soul. These interactions make me believe that in real life he is a decent man.
1 year ago
Would totally suck his dick
1 year ago
Cup the balls
1 year ago
I could do with a blowjob...

Would that be gay if I'm recieving?
1 year ago
I already did my part. He got his number but he obviously doesn't want it.

I suspect he is more likely on drugs, and just freaking out or shitposting because of it.

1 year ago
in fact I'm ... let's say 25% sure it's an alt. Maybe Oster.
1 year ago
but in any case he likes attention, which is reason enough to ignore him
1 year ago
Being 100% honest: I'm in the closet bisexual. Telling you guys because I no longer give a shit. I would give Mako the best blowjob of his life. Don't give a fuck
1 year ago
Well I'm flattered you would do such a thing bby

lol, I feel nothing for men myself though.

Instead of giving me a blowie, call the suicide number. Deal?
1 year ago
lol, "call the suicide number"
1 year ago
that sounds worse without context
1 year ago
punky should call the suicide number
1 year ago
even if he called the crisis number eventually the call taker will try to persuade him to suicide rather than not to
1 year ago
so... Zucko got like 9 registrants today, go figure.

might want to reserve your name.
1 year ago
Sucking black dick > calling suicide number
1 year ago
and just to be that guy:

using your muchosucko email might not work. their filter actually blocks some gmail servers... go figure. what a piece of work.
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
it didn't
1 year ago
server log says the message was successfully sent out - that means it hit the SORBS filter... fucking yak
1 year ago
want me to clear it out so you can take your username on a different email?
1 year ago
yeah, please
1 year ago
give it aboot 30 seconds and it'll let you
1 year ago
I'm taking subs live tomorrow, so until then you can stare at a blank user profile
1 year ago
still not received confirmation email. You should add a resend page that includes the email address used in case of typos
1 year ago
I tested the server mail just now and CC'd you

It arrived in 3 seconds you fuck
1 year ago
It got to me and you're on the chain: if you didn't get it yet that means your inbox is gay and also maybe your spam settings are gay as well.
1 year ago
YOU FUCK
1 year ago
it's fine, I got it
1 year ago
well i'mma pass out now

* Bono turns on Bordertown on Netflix *


Underrated cartoon
1 year ago
What the fuck is this , the good Samaritans?
1 year ago
c'mon man. When a guy shows blatant suicidal thoughts, you gotta help.
1 year ago
no. if its that fucking Puma then the sooner they kill themselves the better. I don't really think we are here to 'help' some suicidal noob
1 year ago
It sounds just like hurricanejew, but not sure why he would be alternating 2 accounts like that.
Screw suicide, that shit is gay.

Bono the register user page needs that standard "confirm your password" line, or you're gonna have guys like Squidley making 34 accounts before getting the password right.
1 year ago
well whoever it is if they want tea and sympathy the they should go round to makodragons house
1 year ago
It's Emper0rr. Been around for more than 10 years, my old account was around for 7-8.
1 year ago
Was super intoxicated last night guys. I'm not really gonna kill myself for at least another couple weeks.
1 year ago
well that's disappointing
1 year ago
@makodragon disagree

As soon as we stopped giving him attention, he shut the fuck up.
1 year ago
maybe he needed a bit of attention dude.
1 year ago
guess i missed this...


*glad i missed this
1 year ago
Don't ban plz. Mucho should be a place to celebrate freedom.
1 year ago
Plus, if you ban me, there's definitely no way I could ever possibly return.
1 year ago
there are lots of ways to keep you from commenting.

an IP ban, a cookie in the browser, a limit on new accounts - point is it would take one click for me to make you go away and then you'd have to figure out what happened each time.
1 year ago
Daddy, I love your power talk. Let me hang around though, I promise I'll behave. Love this website, always have. Think you're sexy too.
1 year ago
Don't worry, Bono has no power here.
1 year ago
I ran yak off, you call that powerless?
1 year ago
right...
1 year ago
Things are easy when the work is already done for you.....
1 year ago
HEY don't say THAT WORD^ word on here...
1 year ago
Is?
1 year ago
I DON'T STUTTER!!!...D...D...DO I?
1 year ago
Only in your dwarf videos
1 year ago
...things?
1 year ago
Dwarf video's? AWESOME WHERE!!!
1 year ago
wow this thread turned real dumb
1 year ago
Turn your face TOWARDS THE MIRROR g g g GARGAMEL!!!
1 year ago
you started the dumbness
1 year ago
Uhm i mean't DR COCKTOPUS!!! i'm s ss sss Stubborn i know.
1 year ago
and you're continuing the dumbness , dumbass
1 year ago
fine...WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE!!!
1 year ago
box why do you speak with a british accent?

what the fuck are you
1 year ago
i'm just a man and you ARE YOU FUCKING ET OR WHAT!!!
1 year ago
you can insult my appearance any way you want - but E.T. is a stretch
1 year ago
maybe if I was brown and had a birth defect
1 year ago
Your entire body is a birth defect of the placentia that didn't make it.
1 year ago
the placenta isn't supposed to make it. it's a superfluous sac.
1 year ago
did they remove the part of your brain that knows anatomy?
1 year ago
...and also how email is supposed to work?
1 year ago
My email works just fine.....
1 year ago
email email I got email
1 year ago
Are you on a kindle?
1 year ago
They're known to have problems
1 year ago
Fries will tell you
1 year ago
speaking as an expert on kindle... email works fine but mucho videos suck
1 year ago
aren't you supposed to be busy eating out of Magawd's fuzzy grey asshole?
1 year ago
email him and Kirk a list of locations where you left your pee bags or whatever gimmick you need to travel
1 year ago
then post it on Mucho cuz we all care
1 year ago
mucho video on kindle sucks more than Mako at a taxi drivers convention
1 year ago
you know fries, I tried to get you to test out the Zucko player but you told me to shove it up by bunghole


why so aggressive?
1 year ago
my bunghole*

apologies
1 year ago
I'm just looking out for you, friend
1 year ago
oh great, you fucking broke mucho
1 year ago
images won't upload and videos won't process
1 year ago
I blame bono
1 year ago
you would, faggot
1 year ago
Some avatars won't load either, nice job faggots.
1 year ago
Kindle is still working so fuck you all
1 year ago
Especially you bono
1 year ago
* possum shrugs and uses the women's toilet at the Cum'N'Go *
1 year ago
recover password
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