points: 22

Bono's cute-off submission

R.I.P. the competition

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by Bono

submitted July 12th 2017

235 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (235)
no
2 weeks ago
lol but your avy is a screen shot of this.
2 weeks ago
Maybe if it was a Douche-Off, but Sealbasher won that one.
Man I forgot all about that.

I'll give it a 7/10, better then fries, also 3 points from the cat.
2 weeks ago
well I give it a 10/10

I win
2 weeks ago
im thinking that MD is in the lead
2 weeks ago
fuck you faggots

Nobody else had a cat except fries, but his cat sub was just some gay homo shit where they nuzzle noses.

I went full blown cat wig
2 weeks ago
I'm the cutest in the universe
2 weeks ago
You've aged terribly.
2 weeks ago
i drink almost as much as fries is probably why
2 weeks ago
I had a cat...It didn't work out.
2 weeks ago
did you kill it
2 weeks ago
I've said too much.
2 weeks ago
:(
2 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/Q9URtk4.jpg
2 weeks ago
Oh yeah, my cat Satan ran off and was never seen again.
2 weeks ago
Stop trying to out cute me barret!!!

I'm the cutest of them all!!
2 weeks ago
I think I'm past that cute part of my life, will never get it back...
2 weeks ago
What. The. Fuck.
2 weeks ago
HippyClown spotted!
2 weeks ago
Put some glasses on and you would start looking like your avy.
2 weeks ago
MD passed out from all the excitement, and Bono/Fries obviously can't compete.

That makes The Barret the winner!
2 weeks ago
no video

no cat

needed props

you fucking suck
2 weeks ago
as for makodragon

He just got BTFO
2 weeks ago
That place looks like a dump.
2 weeks ago
he says from the comfort of having never submitted a god damn thing
2 weeks ago
That's a run off.
2 weeks ago
He logged off almost twenty minutes ago, Bono.
2 weeks ago
RUN OFF
2 weeks ago
Umm, no.
2 weeks ago
watch out, or I'll run you off.
2 weeks ago
The only thing you've ever run off is your cats back after you got done fapping.
2 weeks ago
I had to read that like 3 times to make sense of it... but nah
2 weeks ago
Upvote and move on faggot
2 weeks ago
Too late now.
2 weeks ago
Oh look, he logged out. RUN OFF
2 weeks ago
Right?
2 weeks ago
Lol
2 weeks ago
Run off.
2 weeks ago
I think my fridge cost more than that dump.
2 weeks ago
post a pic of your fridge then faggot.
2 weeks ago
Run off.
2 weeks ago
*dish washer
2 weeks ago
so we can just post dirty buckets and get points now?
2 weeks ago
I have like 4 piss jugs in my room, will I get upvotes for that?
2 weeks ago
depends...will you drink them?
The piss jug challenge.
2 weeks ago
Nope
2 weeks ago
You will get points for your jerk towels and jerk jars, though.
2 weeks ago
why would anyone keep a jerk jar?

just let it lay where it falls and replace your carpets every 6 years.
2 weeks ago
Dude jerk towel points only count if you can stand the towel up on its own.
2 weeks ago
His may try to run away from years of abuse
2 weeks ago
again, I don't use jerk-accessories. I bust a nut then let it rest.
2 weeks ago
you must put on the wrong shirt every once in a while if you know what I mean
2 weeks ago
If your jerk towel ran away i bet you would te ll it "run off" and be proud
2 weeks ago
jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

do you just have clothing strewn about your beds, half-covered in jizz, half in the to-do pile, half in the clean pile?
2 weeks ago
do you masturbate into closets and drawers?
2 weeks ago
Just on your mom's face.
2 weeks ago
Sitting in a chair, with a shirt on, jerking it, and just by gravity your yogurt slinger is aimed right at your shirt.
2 weeks ago
so then what, you throw your jizz soaked shirt on the ground... then pick it up and put it on again later?
2 weeks ago
>not masturbating while completely nude

why even live?
2 weeks ago
Sometimes it's cold.
:(
2 weeks ago
pussy
2 weeks ago
Getting naked to masturbate is so 2016. We live in 2017. Jerk off in whatever you want.
2 weeks ago
Sinaitis:

"I'd rather be covered in my own jizz than take off a shirt."
2 weeks ago
Well better to wash a few shirts than step on a wet carpet.
2 weeks ago
which is why you should pick a corner, like a hamster
2 weeks ago
It's not as complicated as you're making it.
2 weeks ago
I mean I'm not trying to have a debate. The 2016/2017 comment was my way of saying who fucking cares.
Do what you want when you masturbate.
2 weeks ago
Good, because it's not a debate.

I'm right and you're wrong.
2 weeks ago
Hey, that's a food-grade bucket right there.
2 weeks ago
To fries, semen is food.
2 weeks ago
^really really gay
2 weeks ago
Why are you commenting punky.
2 weeks ago
Well you succeeded in something fucking surreal that's for sure. Not quite cute though Bono.

I see you put on a little weight huh chappy?
2 weeks ago
That's why he's been so mean to us lately, he's pissed off at becoming fat like us.
2 weeks ago
It's all that time spent developing the new website. He just hasn't had the extra time to exercise.
2 weeks ago
I was up to 232 pounds at my heaviest. Down between 205-210 now.

the tldr is sedentary lifestyle + booze + fast food.
2 weeks ago
i probably weighed more than md, that's a reality check.
2 weeks ago
Sorry for using freedom units.

MD, I weighed over 16 stone.
2 weeks ago
I weight over 17.5 stone right now.

2 weeks ago
From ab-off to flab-off.
2 weeks ago
I think I'm getting close to my maximum weight again. Doh.
Yeah not too good sitting on your arse all day.
2 weeks ago
Tell em like this, Barret: when you got a tool this big, ya gotta build a shed over it.
2 weeks ago
You guys should get out and get some exercise or something.
2 weeks ago
said chubby Kirk Cameron
2 weeks ago
The teen heart-throb
2 weeks ago
Tracey Gold did always give me some growing pains, in my pants.
2 weeks ago
Submit a cute-off picture TR

And then you won't be a fag
2 weeks ago
...or is that a run off?
2 weeks ago
Yeah we need more contestants.
Nice argument Mako, I shall become a body positive fatty from now on.
2 weeks ago
You FUCK!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
This is very well produced, but mega-douchey.
2 weeks ago
You Fat Fuck confirmed
2 weeks ago
Lay off them pizza rolls
2 weeks ago
bonus points for them pinchable cheeks
2 weeks ago
* possum likes boner better now *
2 weeks ago
*fat
2 weeks ago
Nix should remove more of his brain to see if possum likes him better afterward.
2 weeks ago
I bet it makes him more likable, for the record.
2 weeks ago
Hmmmmmmmm
2 weeks ago
what kind of bandana are you wearing atm nix?
2 weeks ago
does it have any soft spots?
2 weeks ago
jeebus i've out-drunked the place again havent I ?

sorry

being right back eventually-speaking
2 weeks ago
Manu and Tony ftw
2 weeks ago
Don't Worry I made it
2 weeks ago
He is a soft spot.
2 weeks ago
Secret World
2 weeks ago
what up
2 weeks ago
never pegged possum for a Spurs fan
2 weeks ago
Go Spurs Go

right poss?
2 weeks ago
...Tim Duncan was overrated?

* Bono hides *
2 weeks ago
jeebus
2 weeks ago
on second thought I doubt possum knows what basketball even is.
2 weeks ago
play me in a game of darts, foosball or pingpong, broseph.

I will sooooooo take your lunch money that your fatass mama gave you.
2 weeks ago
I'll neat your ass at foosball.......
2 weeks ago
.......
2 weeks ago
....... broseph
2 weeks ago
And a link war......
2 weeks ago
www.fuckyoupunky.sex
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost codes competition website against bono *
2 weeks ago
Stop chewing on your fingernails. It's disgusting.
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up.
2 weeks ago
Go to hell, you weak ass bitch.
2 weeks ago
I will stomp your face with my 13 inch foot
2 weeks ago
A foot is 12 inches
2 weeks ago
hur dur! Fuck you, Bono. You're a nuisance. You're a troll ass ugly faggot wantin' some attention. Apparently your family sucks ballz, becuase they pay you NO ATTENTION.

I bet your breath stinks as well
2 weeks ago
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 weeks ago
Someone's mad
2 weeks ago
Somebody needs a link.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdwre6KzKkw
2 weeks ago
If i could touch you, i would hug you..Bono. 8(
2 weeks ago
please shut the fuck up punky.
2 weeks ago
shove this up your mama's butthole!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ4H0pP8DjE
2 weeks ago
stop shaving your brows kid
2 weeks ago
thats what colored women do
oh and beaner chicks
2 weeks ago
yeah but I never drew them back on
2 weeks ago
because I have this shit called CLASS
2 weeks ago
You've got cat's dick, on your head,
Cat's dick, on your head
2 weeks ago
better than having a cat's dick where my dick should be.
2 weeks ago
haha you get so defensive
2 weeks ago
not sure if it is actually better either. Cat's dicks are spiky.
2 weeks ago
I dub myself, makodragon Lioncock
2 weeks ago
"haha you get so defensive"

No, I just have an innate sense of justice.

How you think you can bring up dicks when yours is an overripe plantain - that's beyond me. And you must be reprimanded.
2 weeks ago
you have an innate sense of bullshit and overly sensitive disposition, chubler
2 weeks ago
Look at the big man backtrack now that the world know his dick is shriveled.
2 weeks ago
even fake gay uncle got a rise out of you. you emotionally broken shitstain.
2 weeks ago
actually I was hardly bothered. You just seem to have an overly-inflated sense of pride in your... 'accomplishments'
2 weeks ago
"hardly bothered"

Sorry fatso, but drugs bring out the truth. You were wearing your emotions on your sleeve.
2 weeks ago
kinda wish you didn't drop the act. I like fake uncle faggot more than your actual personality
2 weeks ago
"YOU'RE SO MEAN, YA WELL YOU HAVE AIDS!"
2 weeks ago
Hahahaha, "hardly bothered" - you were out for blood because I cut you deep.
2 weeks ago
I was just a case of those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. You were trying to justify that your supposed lifestyle was somehow superior to mine, despite claiming to have AIDs
2 weeks ago
it's like, now, you try so hard that you expect the results to match your effort. It doesn't work that way bro.
2 weeks ago
>having a disease makes you less of a person.

Sorry but wrong again fatso.

Did you ever get that bus pass? Can your new life start yet?
2 weeks ago
Or are you still just sitting around getting stoned on the gubment checks?
2 weeks ago
grunkle's advice was still the truth faggot. you are responsible for your own shit and you aren't making it any better.
2 weeks ago
no, still waiting on the bus pass. Had to reapply because they cunts lost my application. So yes. Just sitting around despairing. Problem is I don't see many options to make my life better in a realistic way. But enough about that bullshit. Will be all good when I secure my years supply of gubmint checks and get my bus pass and can hit the gym.
2 weeks ago
My best plan is to train hard for a year and see where that gets me. See if I can score some pussy with a meathead bod.
2 weeks ago
or you could just start walking places anyway you lazy fuck.
2 weeks ago
STOP. THAT - RIGHT THERE. STOP IT.

You're setting incredibly lofty goals.
2 weeks ago
You stupid fuck - "I just need a bus pass so I can train super hard for a year."
2 weeks ago
DON'T PISS ON MY DREAMS MAN!
2 weeks ago
Setting unrealistic goals makes you feel better about never starting because they aren't tangible.
2 weeks ago
How about you go walk a mile right now? Go do it.

Let's see what excuse you come up with.
2 weeks ago
my excuse is, fuck that, I'm stoned, lazy, and walking is fucking boring.
2 weeks ago
yeah, better just continue sitting in your own filth, getting fatter, waiting for a bus pass.

So that you can ride to the gym twice then never go back.
2 weeks ago
Abandon thread
2 weeks ago
I will go to the gym 4 times a week... every week...

I used to train like that back before uni
2 weeks ago
it's cardio that I hate. Lifting weights is fun and easy when you do it properly
2 weeks ago
You lazy fucks
2 weeks ago
whoa whoa, I never made excuses for being a fat turd, and I already lost 25 pounds.

md is the one who has no future. he's seriously about 6 months away from heart failure. just look at him.
2 weeks ago
it hurts me that you'd say that, Nix
2 weeks ago
I literally played paintball last sunday. I'm fucking fine. I just have a beergut.

Atleast I dont have sausage fingers
2 weeks ago
You currently weigh >17.5 St

For FREE users, that's close to 250 pounds. MD you are an immense human being. If your frame is anywhere near normal, you're easily 60-70 pounds overweight.
2 weeks ago
That's a beer gut.

And a beer neck.

And beer legs.

And beer tits.
2 weeks ago
At least I have an excuse. I looked like a gopher when I was 170 pounds.
2 weeks ago
I just told you I used to bodybuild... are you that dense?
2 weeks ago
LMAO

"Used to bodybuild"
2 weeks ago
You lifted a couple times a week when you were in school. That isn't bodybuilding you deluded fuck.
2 weeks ago
If you think I'm wrong, post pics
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost sticks beer tap in MD's neck *
2 weeks ago
why oh why do you want to see nude pics of me? Fine, I'm a flabby nerd, like you. Better?
2 weeks ago
Pics of you in your "body building" days
2 weeks ago
Or do they magically not exist?
2 weeks ago
I dont have any pics of me from back then, I deleted my facebook when i had a meltdown. Got this though. Enjoy:

http://i.imgur.com/g2rHiXj.jpg
2 weeks ago
wow your body looks so built
2 weeks ago
You can tell by tje triceps he used to lift
2 weeks ago
You can tell by the fat that he doesn't life anymore
2 weeks ago
*lift

actually life still works
2 weeks ago
You'd easily pass as a fat lesbian.
2 weeks ago
look up Sally Jesse
2 weeks ago
First time watching btw...

* Magawd hits the road *
2 weeks ago
*storms Possum's compound
2 weeks ago
*heads over to PresidentFucks for long side trip
2 weeks ago
That'll be a run off.
2 weeks ago
He gone....
2 weeks ago
wario's slightly younger brother
2 weeks ago
that's waluigi
2 weeks ago
oh.. yeah. I forgot about him.
2 weeks ago
"slightly"

That guy has to be 16 years older than me
2 weeks ago
well you LOOK about a year behind him
2 weeks ago
that double chin too
2 weeks ago
Bono = an old fat fuck
2 weeks ago
i would point out the fact that my hair has zero gray

but i don't have hair now
2 weeks ago
I'm more curious as to whether Wario is alive and/or incarcerated?
2 weeks ago
Hahaha he makes more from his youtube channel than muchosucko makes as a site (according to the internet).
2 weeks ago
Also, he was alive enough last October to fuck around with a grandfather clock, but a suave and smooth internet savant like you must have already known that, right, Tiberias?
2 weeks ago
Wondering and caring enough to check are two different things there aspberger-failure-boy.
2 weeks ago
why do you look like a cartoon? Especially your eyes. You look like Doctor Doom from Roger Rabbit
2 weeks ago
ha
2 weeks ago
Ugly piece of shit.
2 weeks ago
He kinda looks like Rachel Maddow.
1 week ago
You're a fatass QUEER.
2 weeks ago
I don't even think my dick would move if you complied to sucking it.
2 weeks ago
i bet your cat's like..."this dude sucks"
2 weeks ago
hey makodragon, you up to draw something for me?
2 weeks ago
yeah sure
2 weeks ago
email me plox
2 weeks ago
emailed your zucko admin address
2 weeks ago
i'd prefer from a non-gay email provider. it's a roll of the dice if you'll receive the reply.
2 weeks ago
you two get a fucking room. Oh wait..that takes money.














NVM
2 weeks ago
CYM Bono
2 weeks ago
yeah.. check your email, Bono. MD probably just sent you a penis shot
2 weeks ago
you two are super gay.
2 weeks ago
hahaha
2 weeks ago
that herpes sore
2 weeks ago
Oh my fucing god.
2 weeks ago
*fucking
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up punky
2 weeks ago
CYM md
2 weeks ago
You're officially on my shit list, dude. Stop being a fuckin' God damn whiny ass wanker.
2 weeks ago
change your avy!!
2 weeks ago
Reply sent
2 weeks ago
why are you so disgusting fat? dont you think its time to get your life under control?
2 weeks ago
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