points: 19

earwax extraction

/me has never seen a more satisfying and or erotic video

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by possum

submitted July 10th 2017

190 comments
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re: earwax and snot

I am tempted to put them on Team Pus.

Earwax extractions are basically the same as pimple popping vids.

And if there's ever enough Snot to get a +1, it's likely the result of an infection... a lot like Pus.
2 months ago
The carnauba is strong with that one.
2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/K8mjhgX.jpg
2 months ago
i saw what you and zeke were saying and quite frankly, i'm more interested in the profitability with your current setup.

how much can be grown in a tiny little space like that?
2 months ago
how much does good icky cost in your part of the country?

$15 a gram?
2 months ago
Prices are between 20 and 25 for decent shit.
2 months ago
And yield is dependent on quite a few things. I notice better results when doing the screen of green method, though. And tbh I never weighed all my stuff. It was all for my own use, so it never really mattered to me.
2 months ago
Jesus, California spoiled me. It's about $15 a gram for medium grade stuff in a dispensary, cheaper street price.

You know, there's a reason people grow it. You could make a killing on the side...
2 months ago
I got 5 outside in 5 gallon buckets. I'm growing more bagseed and hoping clones will make it. Ultimately, I got 5 ponies. The rest are all just waiting to show sex.
2 months ago
20 bucks a gram, at least an ounce per plant...
2 months ago
Bono $15 a gram is not a good price.
2 months ago
20 is worse.
2 months ago
Cheapest I've gotten was a gram for $10 and the weed was fine. But hey Bakersfield is ... different.
2 months ago
NY legalized CBD, but that's it. I doubt I'll see legal weed in my lifetime in this state, though.
2 months ago
That's what I'm saying - Mako being able to get 20 to 25 for a gram is kind of outrageous
2 months ago
new york... that explains the cost.
2 months ago
That's not what you were saying bono
2 months ago
BHO is the future of weed anyways. I only know one guy that make it and it's outrageously priced.
2 months ago
That is exactly what I'm saying. STFU bitch.

Legal, good quality weed at $15 is not a bad deal.
2 months ago
$20 is probably where I'd draw the line because I don't smoke anything that might melt my brain
2 months ago
Quality here is pretty much the same no matter who you get it from. I haven't seen one hitter quitter type shit in a long time.
2 months ago
I need to go piss on some stuff.
2 months ago
"Imma piss..." Knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.
2 months ago
because nitrogren, right?
2 months ago
Yes, because nitrogen.
2 months ago
I nutrient burned plants once with too much nitrogen. I didn't realize how potent Fox Farm soil was.
2 months ago
noobs.
2 months ago
it's like a moose!
2 months ago
the look of of it!
2 months ago
-of*
2 months ago
i am still looking for that possumapocalypse deleted vid
2 months ago
...a couple of Newfs watching an iceberg...
2 months ago
ITS LIKE A MOOSE!!!!!!
2 months ago
I'm not sure what you mean by "like a moose"


Moose charge and stamp poor bastards like you.

Moose are teritorrial, so it's best not to go around saying what's up.

Moose, moose......will fuck your shit up. For real. They'll ruin your day.
2 months ago
Majestic creatures........will ruin your day.
2 months ago
it was just a vid zeke, one that got dronestriked, and now i cant find it again :(
2 months ago
Ever have Quidi Vidi beer? It's made with water from melted icebergs.
2 months ago
that sounds so gimmicky
2 months ago
It sounds like a joke from the Simpsons prime years
2 months ago
I'm sitting here, drunk off my ass, wondering what to say.

I question myself more than anything.
2 months ago
It's good stuff. They make vodka from icebergs in Newfoundland, too.
2 months ago
zeke needs more dope
2 months ago
"m mostly drunk, but you're right.
2 months ago
I need more dope.
2 months ago
Is that like mostly dead?
2 months ago
I'm resilient.
2 months ago
seriously zeke, take it from a lifelong avoidant personality....low level hallucinogenics work wonders
2 months ago
So you're telling me to microdose?
2 months ago
Well, mosly dead is slightly alive. All dead, there's only one thing you can do: go through his pockets an look for loose change.
2 months ago
I'm resilient.
2 months ago
acid - no, at least not for you, not at this time

weed and peyote and mushrooms, go for it
2 months ago
I love acid. Can't find it around here.
2 months ago
tbh shrooms fucked me up beyond recognition.
2 months ago
I'd take some lsd, but shrooms fucked me up
2 months ago
really? they have always been pretty mellow for me

and, no do not do the acid, dude - two words:

Syd Barrett
2 months ago
unless you mean something tame like Blotter..
2 months ago
Syd Barrett blows goats. I'm also quite hammereed.

You do with this information what you will.
2 months ago
Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law
2 months ago
i plan to fart this info, if possible
2 months ago
See Zeke play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8EpAv4miA
2 months ago
I can't hit play
2 months ago
* possum gargles olestra *
2 months ago
But yeah Sid Barrett blows goats.

I have proof.
2 months ago
Keep in mind that OLestra may cause anal leakage, poss. Never trust a fart at your age.
2 months ago
i never listened to anything of there's until Ummagumma, i just like the Barret stories
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tyr92K218M
2 months ago
i have leakage all over at my age dude
2 months ago
jeebus zeke not the clown
2 months ago
How much? "Depends."
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH33lLVsYBU
2 months ago
leakage you say.

sup shark.
2 months ago
Hiya.
2 months ago
whats going on here tonight?
2 months ago
1 - zeke wins any bonospat just by having more issues, fact
2 -
* possum has cooked sushi for dindin, fact *

3 - goodnight
2 months ago
I don't even know what's going on right now
2 months ago
I hope you get sick from your cooked sushi.
2 months ago
that's technically true, if Zeke has infinite issues I can't make fun of him for them all.
2 months ago
When do you ever zeke.
2 months ago
Where's my sushi, bitch?
2 months ago
zeke is actually good people, fact
2 months ago
I really wanted to rage out and be all like "who the fuck are you" and dlike, roid out. I thought that would be fun to do. I mean, I didn't.
2 months ago
it would be fun to do.
2 months ago
it would be *very* fun to do
2 months ago
shoot.
2 months ago
You lost me.
2 months ago
* possum lost possum so we're even *
2 months ago
link time.
2 months ago
nope night
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipoUJohaBf0
2 months ago
Are you throwing cans yet?
2 months ago
GRENADE!
2 months ago
the good old days.
2 months ago
The truth of the matter is that we are all sinners. If you're not a sinner, Jesus died in vain.
2 months ago
The truth is Zeke and Fries would make a great sitcom.
2 months ago
I kinda checked out. What was I supposed to do?
2 months ago
what?
2 months ago
Hey can I talk to you?
2 months ago
I'm hammmmmmmered
2 months ago
whats new?

drunk off clay today?
2 months ago
If Mucho was on Steam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9KenTqO9co
2 months ago
the audio is fucked on that
2 months ago
It's usually like that. Assholes with open mic's.
2 months ago
You don't need that apostrophe.......jussayin
2 months ago
Reminds me of old bf3 days. That was amazing.
2 months ago
shut up zeke.
2 months ago
yes, I do need the apostrophe. The world need's more apostrophe's.
2 months ago
The funny thing is we all posture up and jocky for position in a line that no one wins.
2 months ago
*jockey
2 months ago
and there is nothing at the end of the game, just the sadness we gained by playing.

fuck you.
2 months ago
right
2 months ago
and there is nothing at the end of the game, just the sadness we gained by playing.
2 months ago
I love FSX. I'd love to do VATSIM flights but I can't fly a plane for shit just yet.
2 months ago
Mulder is so dreamy!
2 months ago
Saw a vid posted of a flight from San Fran to London. 11 fucking hours.
2 months ago
I would worry about falling asleep while flying.
2 months ago
Mako's air taxi.
2 months ago
I got deja vu
2 months ago
That one would be easy, Alt. Just turn on autopilot/ autothrottle once you hit 10,000 feet and then just listen for ATC to call with headings.
2 months ago
Some people use those vids as whie noise to help them sleep.
2 months ago
*white
2 months ago
Then you Kennedy into the side of a mountain.
2 months ago
Lol what mountains? San Fran to London goes west to east over the US then over the Atlantic. Last call you'd hear for while would be "British Airways 286, climb and maintain flight level three seven zero."
2 months ago
Engine failure right on top of President fucks house.
2 months ago
"oops"
2 months ago
That's a no fly zone, but that would be nice.
2 months ago
Oh you meant Nixon, nm.
2 months ago
Works for both.
2 months ago
Barack Obama was on this session https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ-i0ZfoQVg
2 months ago
Don't be crashing your shit over here
2 months ago
Lol totally sounds like hi at 4:04
2 months ago
*him
2 months ago
crashing everything over there.
2 months ago
Meh, it's Steam mode. If you crash you just use slew mode and respawn in the air.
2 months ago
The best is the landing competitions. First time I ever saw a 747 land on an aircraft carrier.
2 months ago
Check out Airforceproud95 on YouTube for those.
2 months ago
is this game still active?
2 months ago
Yeah, I think so. Idk when he's on Steam, though. He used to do a lot of shared cockpit flights on VATSIM. You actually have to know how to fly a plane on those, though.
2 months ago
7:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDRUQGcZmA
2 months ago
i don't want to watch that.
2 months ago
Wasn't for you anyway. You couldn't handle that much fun.
2 months ago
the fun is in the risk!
2 months ago
The verbrosity of fun is comprehensible.
2 months ago
Who is this, the  Michael Jackson of wax removal?
2 months ago
YOu want to have knowledge dropped?

This guy taught MJ all his moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTEhEPONgc
2 months ago
The still frame makes the guy look like freddy.
2 months ago
One glove fuck face......
2 months ago
Twenty seconds in and he is saying sorry. Grow a fucking pair zeke. Try calling your ex and asking for your dignity back.
2 months ago
This is literally where MJ got his moves.

Literally.
2 months ago
Whatever. Suck my gooch faggots.
2 months ago
faggot.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTEhEPONgc
2 months ago
Yeah eat my ass, faggot.
2 months ago
zzzzzzzzzzz
2 months ago
sorry in advancehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyzAN1jEY7xtBQw7VMThlVCgGJd4j0HQv
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyzAN1jEY7xtBQw7VMThlVCgGJd4j0HQv
2 months ago
Stfu Punky.
2 months ago
Post a reply...
2 months ago
Lol Possum Bruiser
2 months ago
thank goodness i am as stonr=ed as as i am
2 months ago
hey can i hide out here?
2 months ago
I'ma pee real quick
2 months ago
I keep losing my cursor
2 months ago
i swear i will sort this shit out one of these days...
2 months ago
well wow
2 months ago
why. Im on the stoned ship as well. feels good man.
2 months ago
fuck this i'm done
2 months ago
no you're not.
2 months ago
He said he's done, Jonny!
2 months ago
NOTHING IS OVER! YOU JUST DONT TURN IT OFF!
2 months ago
HE'S DONE JONNY! HE'S DONE!
2 months ago
Never say die
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLo-ylNPXyE
2 months ago
See that's not even a good song.
2 months ago
This is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlXux_B5HGQ
2 months ago
Oh this........yeah I'm leaving.
2 months ago
LOL
2 months ago
good.
2 months ago
I'm wreckedw
2 months ago
prove it.
2 months ago
*zeke goes afk* *sound of crashing into empty beer cans*
2 months ago
Walking through beer cans as if they were two feet of snow*
2 months ago
Zeke's still the only person I've ever seen pass out while sitting upright.
2 months ago
until his head breaks the window behind him.
2 months ago
Remember when he used to do that though? His head would just slope down and he'd have his chin to his chest.
2 months ago
always mumbling some shit.

I remember when freshie would fake being drunk when heather was around so she would pay attention to him. That was just as funny.
2 months ago
He was actually pretty fucked up a few times. One night freshie got into the Jamison and got completely naked.
2 months ago
I remember the few times it was real, then it became fake.
2 months ago
/ me doesn't work in descriptions
2 months ago
um yeah, i was hoping someone would completely whoosh - funny, i thought it was going to be shark, but nope
2 months ago
Meh, pointing out the obvious is fries thing.
2 months ago