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earwax extraction

/me has never seen a more satisfying and or erotic video

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by possum

submitted July 10th 2017

190 comments
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re: earwax and snot

I am tempted to put them on Team Pus.

Earwax extractions are basically the same as pimple popping vids.

And if there's ever enough Snot to get a +1, it's likely the result of an infection... a lot like Pus.
2 weeks ago
The carnauba is strong with that one.
2 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/K8mjhgX.jpg
2 weeks ago
i saw what you and zeke were saying and quite frankly, i'm more interested in the profitability with your current setup.

how much can be grown in a tiny little space like that?
2 weeks ago
how much does good icky cost in your part of the country?

$15 a gram?
2 weeks ago
Prices are between 20 and 25 for decent shit.
2 weeks ago
And yield is dependent on quite a few things. I notice better results when doing the screen of green method, though. And tbh I never weighed all my stuff. It was all for my own use, so it never really mattered to me.
2 weeks ago
Jesus, California spoiled me. It's about $15 a gram for medium grade stuff in a dispensary, cheaper street price.

You know, there's a reason people grow it. You could make a killing on the side...
2 weeks ago
I got 5 outside in 5 gallon buckets. I'm growing more bagseed and hoping clones will make it. Ultimately, I got 5 ponies. The rest are all just waiting to show sex.
2 weeks ago
20 bucks a gram, at least an ounce per plant...
2 weeks ago
Bono $15 a gram is not a good price.
2 weeks ago
20 is worse.
2 weeks ago
Cheapest I've gotten was a gram for $10 and the weed was fine. But hey Bakersfield is ... different.
2 weeks ago
NY legalized CBD, but that's it. I doubt I'll see legal weed in my lifetime in this state, though.
2 weeks ago
That's what I'm saying - Mako being able to get 20 to 25 for a gram is kind of outrageous
2 weeks ago
new york... that explains the cost.
2 weeks ago
That's not what you were saying bono
2 weeks ago
BHO is the future of weed anyways. I only know one guy that make it and it's outrageously priced.
2 weeks ago
That is exactly what I'm saying. STFU bitch.

Legal, good quality weed at $15 is not a bad deal.
2 weeks ago
$20 is probably where I'd draw the line because I don't smoke anything that might melt my brain
2 weeks ago
Quality here is pretty much the same no matter who you get it from. I haven't seen one hitter quitter type shit in a long time.
2 weeks ago
I need to go piss on some stuff.
2 weeks ago
"Imma piss..." Knew it was gonna happen sooner or later.
2 weeks ago
because nitrogren, right?
2 weeks ago
Yes, because nitrogen.
2 weeks ago
I nutrient burned plants once with too much nitrogen. I didn't realize how potent Fox Farm soil was.
2 weeks ago
noobs.
2 weeks ago
it's like a moose!
2 weeks ago
the look of of it!
2 weeks ago
-of*
2 weeks ago
i am still looking for that possumapocalypse deleted vid
2 weeks ago
...a couple of Newfs watching an iceberg...
2 weeks ago
ITS LIKE A MOOSE!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
I'm not sure what you mean by "like a moose"


Moose charge and stamp poor bastards like you.

Moose are teritorrial, so it's best not to go around saying what's up.

Moose, moose......will fuck your shit up. For real. They'll ruin your day.
2 weeks ago
Majestic creatures........will ruin your day.
2 weeks ago
it was just a vid zeke, one that got dronestriked, and now i cant find it again :(
2 weeks ago
Ever have Quidi Vidi beer? It's made with water from melted icebergs.
2 weeks ago
that sounds so gimmicky
2 weeks ago
It sounds like a joke from the Simpsons prime years
2 weeks ago
I'm sitting here, drunk off my ass, wondering what to say.

I question myself more than anything.
2 weeks ago
It's good stuff. They make vodka from icebergs in Newfoundland, too.
2 weeks ago
zeke needs more dope
2 weeks ago
"m mostly drunk, but you're right.
2 weeks ago
I need more dope.
2 weeks ago
Is that like mostly dead?
2 weeks ago
I'm resilient.
2 weeks ago
seriously zeke, take it from a lifelong avoidant personality....low level hallucinogenics work wonders
2 weeks ago
So you're telling me to microdose?
2 weeks ago
Well, mosly dead is slightly alive. All dead, there's only one thing you can do: go through his pockets an look for loose change.
2 weeks ago
I'm resilient.
2 weeks ago
acid - no, at least not for you, not at this time

weed and peyote and mushrooms, go for it
2 weeks ago
I love acid. Can't find it around here.
2 weeks ago
tbh shrooms fucked me up beyond recognition.
2 weeks ago
I'd take some lsd, but shrooms fucked me up
2 weeks ago
really? they have always been pretty mellow for me

and, no do not do the acid, dude - two words:

Syd Barrett
2 weeks ago
unless you mean something tame like Blotter..
2 weeks ago
Syd Barrett blows goats. I'm also quite hammereed.

You do with this information what you will.
2 weeks ago
Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole of the Law
2 weeks ago
i plan to fart this info, if possible
2 weeks ago
See Zeke play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R8EpAv4miA
2 weeks ago
I can't hit play
2 weeks ago
* possum gargles olestra *
2 weeks ago
But yeah Sid Barrett blows goats.

I have proof.
2 weeks ago
Keep in mind that OLestra may cause anal leakage, poss. Never trust a fart at your age.
2 weeks ago
i never listened to anything of there's until Ummagumma, i just like the Barret stories
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tyr92K218M
2 weeks ago
i have leakage all over at my age dude
2 weeks ago
jeebus zeke not the clown
2 weeks ago
How much? "Depends."
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH33lLVsYBU
2 weeks ago
leakage you say.

sup shark.
2 weeks ago
Hiya.
2 weeks ago
whats going on here tonight?
2 weeks ago
1 - zeke wins any bonospat just by having more issues, fact
2 -
* possum has cooked sushi for dindin, fact *

3 - goodnight
2 weeks ago
I don't even know what's going on right now
2 weeks ago
I hope you get sick from your cooked sushi.
2 weeks ago
that's technically true, if Zeke has infinite issues I can't make fun of him for them all.
2 weeks ago
When do you ever zeke.
2 weeks ago
Where's my sushi, bitch?
2 weeks ago
zeke is actually good people, fact
2 weeks ago
I really wanted to rage out and be all like "who the fuck are you" and dlike, roid out. I thought that would be fun to do. I mean, I didn't.
2 weeks ago
it would be fun to do.
2 weeks ago
it would be *very* fun to do
2 weeks ago
shoot.
2 weeks ago
You lost me.
2 weeks ago
* possum lost possum so we're even *
2 weeks ago
link time.
2 weeks ago
nope night
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipoUJohaBf0
2 weeks ago
Are you throwing cans yet?
2 weeks ago
GRENADE!
2 weeks ago
the good old days.
2 weeks ago
The truth of the matter is that we are all sinners. If you're not a sinner, Jesus died in vain.
2 weeks ago
The truth is Zeke and Fries would make a great sitcom.
2 weeks ago
I kinda checked out. What was I supposed to do?
2 weeks ago
what?
2 weeks ago
Hey can I talk to you?
2 weeks ago
I'm hammmmmmmered
2 weeks ago
whats new?

drunk off clay today?
2 weeks ago
If Mucho was on Steam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9KenTqO9co
2 weeks ago
the audio is fucked on that
2 weeks ago
It's usually like that. Assholes with open mic's.
2 weeks ago
You don't need that apostrophe.......jussayin
2 weeks ago
Reminds me of old bf3 days. That was amazing.
2 weeks ago
shut up zeke.
2 weeks ago
yes, I do need the apostrophe. The world need's more apostrophe's.
2 weeks ago
The funny thing is we all posture up and jocky for position in a line that no one wins.
2 weeks ago
*jockey
2 weeks ago
and there is nothing at the end of the game, just the sadness we gained by playing.

fuck you.
2 weeks ago
right
2 weeks ago
and there is nothing at the end of the game, just the sadness we gained by playing.
2 weeks ago
I love FSX. I'd love to do VATSIM flights but I can't fly a plane for shit just yet.
2 weeks ago
Mulder is so dreamy!
2 weeks ago
Saw a vid posted of a flight from San Fran to London. 11 fucking hours.
2 weeks ago
I would worry about falling asleep while flying.
2 weeks ago
Mako's air taxi.
2 weeks ago
I got deja vu
2 weeks ago
That one would be easy, Alt. Just turn on autopilot/ autothrottle once you hit 10,000 feet and then just listen for ATC to call with headings.
2 weeks ago
Some people use those vids as whie noise to help them sleep.
2 weeks ago
*white
2 weeks ago
Then you Kennedy into the side of a mountain.
2 weeks ago
Lol what mountains? San Fran to London goes west to east over the US then over the Atlantic. Last call you'd hear for while would be "British Airways 286, climb and maintain flight level three seven zero."
2 weeks ago
Engine failure right on top of President fucks house.
2 weeks ago
"oops"
2 weeks ago
That's a no fly zone, but that would be nice.
2 weeks ago
Oh you meant Nixon, nm.
2 weeks ago
Works for both.
2 weeks ago
Barack Obama was on this session https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ-i0ZfoQVg
2 weeks ago
Don't be crashing your shit over here
2 weeks ago
Lol totally sounds like hi at 4:04
2 weeks ago
*him
2 weeks ago
crashing everything over there.
2 weeks ago
Meh, it's Steam mode. If you crash you just use slew mode and respawn in the air.
2 weeks ago
The best is the landing competitions. First time I ever saw a 747 land on an aircraft carrier.
2 weeks ago
Check out Airforceproud95 on YouTube for those.
2 weeks ago
is this game still active?
2 weeks ago
Yeah, I think so. Idk when he's on Steam, though. He used to do a lot of shared cockpit flights on VATSIM. You actually have to know how to fly a plane on those, though.
2 weeks ago
7:00 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDRUQGcZmA
2 weeks ago
i don't want to watch that.
2 weeks ago
Wasn't for you anyway. You couldn't handle that much fun.
2 weeks ago
the fun is in the risk!
2 weeks ago
The verbrosity of fun is comprehensible.
2 weeks ago
Who is this, the  Michael Jackson of wax removal?
2 weeks ago
YOu want to have knowledge dropped?

This guy taught MJ all his moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTEhEPONgc
2 weeks ago
The still frame makes the guy look like freddy.
2 weeks ago
One glove fuck face......
2 weeks ago
Twenty seconds in and he is saying sorry. Grow a fucking pair zeke. Try calling your ex and asking for your dignity back.
2 weeks ago
This is literally where MJ got his moves.

Literally.
2 weeks ago
Whatever. Suck my gooch faggots.
2 weeks ago
faggot.
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTEhEPONgc
2 weeks ago
Yeah eat my ass, faggot.
2 weeks ago
zzzzzzzzzzz
2 weeks ago
sorry in advancehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyzAN1jEY7xtBQw7VMThlVCgGJd4j0HQv
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyzAN1jEY7xtBQw7VMThlVCgGJd4j0HQv
2 weeks ago
Stfu Punky.
2 weeks ago
Post a reply...
2 weeks ago
Lol Possum Bruiser
2 weeks ago
thank goodness i am as stonr=ed as as i am
2 weeks ago
hey can i hide out here?
2 weeks ago
I'ma pee real quick
2 weeks ago
I keep losing my cursor
2 weeks ago
i swear i will sort this shit out one of these days...
2 weeks ago
well wow
2 weeks ago
why. Im on the stoned ship as well. feels good man.
2 weeks ago
fuck this i'm done
2 weeks ago
no you're not.
2 weeks ago
He said he's done, Jonny!
2 weeks ago
NOTHING IS OVER! YOU JUST DONT TURN IT OFF!
2 weeks ago
HE'S DONE JONNY! HE'S DONE!
2 weeks ago
Never say die
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLo-ylNPXyE
2 weeks ago
See that's not even a good song.
2 weeks ago
This is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlXux_B5HGQ
2 weeks ago
Oh this........yeah I'm leaving.
2 weeks ago
LOL
2 weeks ago
good.
2 weeks ago
I'm wreckedw
2 weeks ago
prove it.
2 weeks ago
*zeke goes afk* *sound of crashing into empty beer cans*
2 weeks ago
Walking through beer cans as if they were two feet of snow*
2 weeks ago
Zeke's still the only person I've ever seen pass out while sitting upright.
2 weeks ago
until his head breaks the window behind him.
2 weeks ago
Remember when he used to do that though? His head would just slope down and he'd have his chin to his chest.
2 weeks ago
always mumbling some shit.

I remember when freshie would fake being drunk when heather was around so she would pay attention to him. That was just as funny.
2 weeks ago
He was actually pretty fucked up a few times. One night freshie got into the Jamison and got completely naked.
2 weeks ago
I remember the few times it was real, then it became fake.
2 weeks ago
/ me doesn't work in descriptions
2 weeks ago
um yeah, i was hoping someone would completely whoosh - funny, i thought it was going to be shark, but nope
2 weeks ago
Meh, pointing out the obvious is fries thing.
2 weeks ago
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