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I've Got A New Girl Now...

...and she's a lot like Jew

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by possum

submitted July 8th 2017

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man she doesn't give a fuck

I wanna lick her taters
2 months ago
Could be meth...or her gyroscope is broken.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK0AmgDGpPo
2 months ago
jeesus. just watched all of this....

:(


totally awesome!
2 months ago
* possum waits for biily's opinion and eats cheetos *
2 months ago
Only in the hood are the residents this compassionate.
2 months ago
detroit is the new woodstock
2 months ago
She's just doing her morning aerobics
2 months ago
drugs
2 months ago
I bet she hated herself when she came down and saw this video.
2 months ago
You're assuming she came down, you stupid ignorant zeek-fuck.
2 months ago
NAH she just saw the lyingcuntfacedclownsub and doesn't know how to react!!!
2 months ago
she's high on something thats for sure
2 months ago
She's putting on a show for the camera and people the worthless cunt. If she was by herself and knew it she'd just be slightly twitching.
2 months ago
This is what I get for leaving subs on my desktop for days...
2 months ago
Also, would bang.
2 months ago
You bang that, your wiener will fall off from the krokodil in her vag juice.
2 months ago
Dude.....
2 months ago
That's not really the way it works.
2 months ago
Go drink your sambuca and maybe when you've gotten drunk enough you'll understand if someone's being serious or you'll just fuck off.
:)
2 months ago
* Bono crosses fingers for fucking off *
2 months ago
Meh
2 months ago
Zeke I don't understand how you find the will to visit this website.
I mean back in the day even yak would say shitty things to you all the time. And laugh at your expense. In fact a lot of people here lauged at your expense.
2 months ago
he's bored and lonely and probably likes the abuse.
2 months ago
getting berated by us on Mucho is probably the best way to acknowledge his alcoholism without being forced to change.
2 months ago
There's like some weird internet form of Stockholm syndrome there.
2 months ago
there's literally nothing fun for him here. i can't remember the last time he had a positive interaction.
2 months ago
his life must be dildos
2 months ago
With punky, but that doesn't really count. Any positive interaction with punky is a negative interaction with someone else.
2 months ago
Damn bonoterpost.
2 months ago
he left 14 minutes ago so let's not tempt fate
2 months ago
I hear if you say his name 3 times, he appears with a bottle of jack and a list of songs he NEEDS you to listen to
2 months ago
It's called punkylinking, but it started with zeke.
I still miss zekeisms tho :(
2 months ago
2 months ago
I only come here when I'm drunk. I guess that's when I stop giving a damn about what other people think of me. I know no one here likes me, so why do I come back? Boredom, as bono said.

I also at one point really enjoyed it here. In the past though.
2 months ago
Fair enough man.
2 months ago
I used to care what people here thought of me. I used to pride myself on getting the "better" of someone in an interaction. That's stupid though.

The best thing you can learn from this site is what the rest of the world is like. Yes, we're all behind screens but you can see some fucked up shit here that really opens your eyes to what's going on around you.

Or you can just be a shithead and talk shit to others....usually fun too.
2 months ago
He said 'fair enough' already. That meant stop talking.
2 months ago
Meh
2 months ago
Speaking of past interactions, Zeke - we've had a few.

Did you ever wind up killing yourself like I suggested?
2 months ago
>Or you can just be a shithead
2 months ago
So no?
2 months ago
Still recommending it.
2 months ago
I haven't ruled it out.
2 months ago
Try it - you might like it!
2 months ago
I might.
2 months ago
Well don't tease us now. Jump off something tall so you make the news.
2 months ago
Well, this has nothing to do with anything but I wanted to start a youtube trend called extreme pooping. Basically, you climb onto the top of a telephone pole and take a dump. Film it. That's extreme pooping.

I think you should start us off Bono.
2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/K1f9EGD.jpg
2 months ago
I need to see a zeke vs fries drink-off!!!!!
2 months ago
$200 USD on fries to win
2 months ago
vs Fries?

Game on.

There are a lot of people here that I would never A) fight or B( try to outdrink.

Fries tho?
2 months ago
He'll win easy
2 months ago
Youth and skill are no match for age and deceit
2 months ago
I can drink more than fries.

But that's kind of a dumb thing to argue about.
2 months ago
Almost any other time Zeke claims to be able to do something - I'd tell him he can't - and also to kill himself.

But the game of drink is his.
2 months ago
If you wanna kiss my balls too I could use a little nuzzle.
2 months ago
"kiss my balls" is so 2016.

it's all about "lick my taters" right now.
2 months ago
Anywho Z-dawg, what's the ETA on killing yourself?
2 months ago
I really hope the reason you aren't answering me is that you've done it.
2 months ago
For a beaten-down little ginger bastard you're pretty funny sometimes. Keep up the funny and drop the edgy little ginger bastard part and you'd be on your way to success!
2 months ago
1) Never been beaten in a fight.

2) I'm not ginger.

3) How am I being edgy when you said you were considering killing yourself? I'm only trying to help you achieve goals.

2 months ago
If anything you're the edgelord, coming onto a site to talk about your alcohol and how your happy times are behind you.


Go kill yourself.
2 months ago
lol...
2 months ago
1) You sucker-punched a kid and ran away, though you're right, you never fought.

2) You are entirely a ginger.

3) There it is......be edgy.
2 months ago
1) Get it right or don't bring it up at all. I beat the everloving shit out of him, not just a sucker punch.

2) My hair is dark brown and I am not freckly. If your definition of ginger is just "not a negro" then yeah I guess.

3) Kill yourself.
2 months ago
Meh.
2 months ago
KILL

THE GUY

WHO CONTROLS

YOUR ACCOUNT
2 months ago
yak?
2 months ago
He never liked me. It's okay though.

We move on. We're resilient.
2 months ago
No one has ever liked you.

Even the ones who don't mind you are sick of your shit.
2 months ago
End it.
2 months ago
I'm aware.....here at least.
2 months ago
So leave here. Forever.

It'll be like you killed yourself but just on Mucho. Best of both worlds.
2 months ago
Bono have you seen that story in the news about the girlfriend telling her boyfriend to get back in the truck?

The funny part is if I actually offed myself tonight you'd be in deep shit.

And I would be laughed.
2 months ago
Zeke > bono
2 months ago
Hell...... fatax > bono
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Fragle Rock lunch box at CCF *
2 months ago
I need to download some Fraggle Rock.

That shit was the bomb.
2 months ago
Wrong again, Zeke.

The boyfriend was already in a dangerous situation, like physically in a garage filling up with exhaust - and she instructed him (by his real name, via text) to go specifically go back in and end it.

There were also a lot of other factors pre-death that indicated she was complicit.


NOW - I don't know your full name, I don't know where you're living right now, and I don't know hardly anything about you other than you're an annoying drunk.

And I'm merely *suggesting* that most of us would be happier if you were never ever around again.
2 months ago
You can do with that information as you will. But I know you'd never end it all - because you're a coward.
2 months ago
God Bless
2 months ago
you have so many facts about that case wrong.

That's what bothers me.
2 months ago
Actually wait - if you promise to stick around on Mucho until yak comes back one of these days - I'll take it all back.

He might ban you permanently - or better yet, pull the plug here. Meaning MuchoZucko would be the dominant shithole.
2 months ago
Think about it, you can talk to us all every day, and some time down the road - could be weeks, could be months - yak will pop in to say hi, and our faggotry will be the turd that burst the vessel.
2 months ago
I'll come around when I feel like it. If he wants to ban me he can. I'm not too worried about it.

2 months ago
ACID
2 months ago
This is why I treat you the way I treat you.

At least Magawd's apathy is out of a burning hatred.

Yours is just pathetic.
2 months ago
It is, true apathy.
2 months ago
zeke wins this round
2 months ago
* possum scamperdoodles off to make dindin *
2 months ago
Bono The Master of Deepthroating

1) Never been beaten in a fight.

2) I'm not ginger.

3) How am I being edgy when you said you were considering killing yourself? I'm only trying to help you achieve goals.



13 minutes ago

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2 months ago
Beating up your spread leg whore of a sister and granny doesn't count bucky.
2 months ago

Mafraud

hahaha you make me laugh

never in a million fucking years would you call me that to my face lol

I would have you crying in seconds

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Mafraud

You fucking loser
.
I beg you to try and do something to fuck with my life. You have never met a meaner mother fucker than me when I am fucked with, so please try.

5 years ago report spam | like | stfu


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2 months ago
What a badass!
2 months ago
YOU NEVER MET A MEANER MOTHERFUCKER

PLEASE TRY
2 months ago
If you really wanted people to fuck with you, you'd post your name or face on here like everyone else does.

But you're a faggot - so that's out of the question.
2 months ago
lol at you saving shit I said....you pathetic twerp lmao
2 months ago
Didn't save it, dumbass - me and possum made fun of you for it earlier this week.
2 months ago
Like I said

If you really wanted people to fuck with you, you'd post your name or face on here like everyone else does.
2 months ago
But you won't, because you're a scared little faggot.

Now sit back and hide behind downvotes and STFUs while wearing a mask, acting all hard.
2 months ago
I want to know why your mother dumped your family and how much money you and your dead beat dad finagled out of your sweet old demented granny.
2 months ago
I think that's down for the count.
2 months ago
And here we go - you have absolutely zero ammo so you use warped versions of what you know about me, all the while safe from similar criticisms because you're too much of a cowardly faggot to post a selfie.
2 months ago
Bono........
2 months ago
All you've ever put on Mucho is a thumb and 3 words.

What a PUSSY FAGGOT.
2 months ago
Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
Yikes. Meltdown....
2 months ago
You have mommy issues lol...
2 months ago
That's a run off.

Anything you say now is just going to be you repeating yourself. If the next thing you post isn't a selfie with sign and face, you're a faggot and I win.
2 months ago
* Bono waits *
2 months ago
Lol.....wtf?

Bono you can't just say "I win" and have it be true.
2 months ago
Go on Maggie, prove how smart and funny you are.

Call me bucky, or a faggot or something, the crawl back into your cave.
2 months ago
Still without anyone knowing what kind of fat ugly old face is behind that username.
2 months ago
You gonna be ok little snowflake ? lol
2 months ago
Ha ha I win because I win
2 months ago
WOW THAT WAS CLEVER HOLY SHIT

I AM INCINERATED
2 months ago
>Anything you say now is just going to be you repeating yourself. If the next thing you post isn't a selfie with sign and face, you're a faggot and I win.

Run off.

I ran off Magawd because he couldn't answer my challenge. He can't even post a selfie.
2 months ago
* Magawd throws a hair trigger at POTUSF *
2 months ago
^ Ran off
2 months ago
Now he'll retreat, maybe talk about some boring shit with Nix for a bit, and we're back to square one.
2 months ago
HAI GUIZE!
2 months ago
made you meltdown lol

poor mommyless bucky
2 months ago
* Bono posts photo of campfire *


HEY GUYS I'M IN COLORADO
2 months ago
she hated your buck teeth tearing up her nipples, that's why she left
2 months ago
*two people care*
2 months ago
My remix of your troll voice got 2x as many votes - that's how boring you are. Post a face and let us know what kind of sick fuck we've been talking to.
2 months ago
You sound like you look like an old timey prospector. Please confirm.
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?
2 months ago
lol...
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?

Is it because you're scared?

Every action you take from here on out that isn't *you posting a selfie* means yes, that Bono is right and Bono wins. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
No one cares Bono.

Life is pointless, love is a fleeting emotion, and even God regrets putting you on this earth.

Now stop trying so hard to fuck with everyone. You're not winning.
2 months ago
lol
2 months ago
Government secret clearance, duh
2 months ago
Someone doesn't remember Mucho circa 2009-2012
2 months ago
I am literally laughing at the rage I cause in you.
2 months ago
Zeke you irredeemable faggot, this is how I operate. Always has been.

Are you that drunk?
2 months ago
I've already made my point and now I have some good copypasta I can use whenever Magawd tries to act tough. I don't have to put any effort into owning him.
2 months ago
Refresh our memory boner
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?

Is it because you're scared?

Every action you take from here on out that isn't *you posting a selfie* means yes, that Bono is right and Bono wins. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
I got hiccups
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost calls smokey the bear *
2 months ago
I also have a garden I'm working on in the back so I might need to go piss on it sometime soon.
2 months ago
Cuz like, nitrogen.
2 months ago
If you weren't so tough on mommies nipples she might have stuck around.
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?

Is it because you're scared?

Every action you take from here on out that isn't *you posting a selfie* means yes, that Bono is right and Bono wins. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
Deja vu....
2 months ago
Go easy on the fertilizers if you're gonna do that, zeke. Too much nitrogen is a bad thing.
2 months ago
Magawd

I want to know why your mother dumped your family and how much money you and your dead beat dad finagled out of your sweet old demented granny.

12 minutes ago

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Answer the question bucky.
2 months ago
Yeah it's a back garden that I'm trying to get ready for strawberries/asparagus so I'm throwing all green prunings on it and peeing on it. My other gardens are good, I'm just trying to get this one ready. So I pee on it....
2 months ago
Magawd why won't you post a selfie?

Is it because you're scared?

Every action you take from here on out that isn't *you posting a selfie* means yes, that Bono is right and Bono wins. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
When they flower nicely, try using something with more phosphorous.
2 months ago
Maggie your copypasta is a fallacy as it assumes incorrect information. You have never posted your face on Mucho, therefor mine is correct. Speaking of which:


Magawd why won't you post a selfie?

Is it because you're scared?

Every action you take from here on out that isn't *you posting a selfie* means yes, that Bono is right and Bono wins. Go ahead. Prove me wrong.
2 months ago
hahahaahaaa
2 months ago
ahahahahaha
2 months ago
Why do I bother? I'm speaking to a guy who believed Gay Uncle was real.
2 months ago
He was literally the only one, too - except maybe md
2 months ago
Mako, I'm not sure what you're talking about or who you're addressing, but yeah, I'm gonna gather a bunch of seaweed and put those on somewhere in flowering. You know what I mean.
2 months ago
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!!!!!
2 months ago
Lol I was talking to you, zeke. I did key limes this spring and the plant outgrew the grow tent I had it in...ended up over six feet tall.
2 months ago
I don't even know anymore.....what was the point of this?

What are we arguing about?
2 months ago
Nothing, really. But man did this feel like old mucho for a minute.
2 months ago
* Bono plays with Comment logic on zucko *
2 months ago
Anybody wanna buy some Key Limes?
2 months ago
Oh ok. I've harvested 4 but they weren't really as high quality as I wanted. I'm working on getting to know shit.
2 months ago
and now it's boring as fuck again
2 months ago
I dunno, Mako... call fries a drunk idiot or something?
2 months ago
I wanna get his opinion on Zeke's garden.
2 months ago
My garden is fucking tit
2 months ago
Fries knows he's an idiot anyway.
2 months ago
Mako do you grow?
2 months ago
Yeah, I grow all my own produce. When I furnished my basement I had a room built just for grow tents and lighting.
2 months ago
* Bono reports tips *
2 months ago
I started with weed, but I got bored with it. Growing weed nowadays is almost too easy.
2 months ago
That's awesome. I had a closet over the winter, it got real expensive real quick. But I just think it's such a mental game....when it's february and you got a nice plant under ldls it's like.......Idk, it gets me through the winter.
2 months ago
Oh......growing weed is too easy........
2 months ago
LDLs = LEDs
2 months ago
I have two LED lights. If they weren't so damn expensive I'd switch over to all LED. Much easier to keep the hoods I have and use metal halide and sodium bulbs.
2 months ago
I bought two small led lights. It's awesome in the winter, but it drains energy quick. I'm trying to stick to outdoors. This spring I finished a couple plants by taking them in at night.

I don't know what I'm saying. I'm not knowledgeable. I'm just talkin.
2 months ago
I do like coming here. Even if everyone *is* laughing at me and even if everyone thinks I'm a fucking joke.

I don't care. This place is fun sometimes.
2 months ago
Fuck it: whatever works, keep doing it.
2 months ago
Oh that was an earlier convo, but I'd love to talk to you sometime about growing if you're up for it mako. I don't know when I'll be back, but I'd love to pick your brain.
2 months ago
I'm here almost everyday, zeke. I'll be glad to help.
2 months ago
idk, i'm hammered
2 months ago
i think i typed that at the same time you typed your words.
2 months ago
I speak fluent drunkinese, so I can understand you no matter what.
2 months ago
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