points: -5

Barret come back

are you banned? use smoke signals or something.

sexy

by Bono

submitted July 8th 2017

123 comments
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Barret come back
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wtf is this bollocks
3 weeks ago
suck my taters, Magawd. ee-yup. mhm.
3 weeks ago
he's correct though
3 weeks ago
he ought not done that.

i'm just a boy. mhm.
3 weeks ago
suck it up princess
3 weeks ago
he took a kaiser blade - some people call it a slingblade but I call it a kaiser blade - and he killed his ma. killt her. ee-yup.
3 weeks ago
lol, didn't see this.
3 weeks ago
This joke was too good for those commoners.
3 weeks ago
so is Zucko
3 weeks ago
It's a gay joke hahaha Mike Pence is going to zap all the gay away hahaha.
3 weeks ago
I mean it's okay for a pokemon meme...
3 weeks ago
lol faeries.
3 weeks ago
i feel achieved when i dont know wtf youre talking bout
3 weeks ago
That means someone achieved you, which doesn't make sense. You achieve a goal, not a person.

If you're trying to say that you achieved something, a better thing to say might be "I feel a sense of achievement", although "I feel a sense of accomplishment" is more common.

No wonder your business failed.
3 weeks ago
what...i didnt try and sound like a big fat faggy canadian millennial like you so now you've got to try and come correct my lazy sentence?...why not keep up the absences piddles..no one missed you
3 weeks ago
that's weird. a bunch of his comments are DBJ'd.

how is he not banned?
3 weeks ago
you dont know The Ballad Of New Sprinkles?
3 weeks ago
i think dumb faggots like him like to pop up now and again to see if theyre missed...not even once
3 weeks ago
on a related note/mote...
ima going on record as saying:

anyone who's voluntarily left MS for an extended period of time, then bitches about the current state of the site
...has no one to blame but themselves
3 weeks ago
kind a self-fulfilling prophecy on that one poss.

before I suicided, I went through an extended period where every bullshit argument I started got ... really predictable.

I was almost calling other peoples' shots one for one.

It's because the community stopped get noobs, and the personalities became very distilled.

that's why I left.

BECAUSE it was boring.

Which made it more boring.
3 weeks ago
but if someone is telling a sprinkles story, I'd listen
3 weeks ago
yah the noob drought really cut me to the core
3 weeks ago
but you dont know the sprinkles/seagull feud?
3 weeks ago
zero clue on that one
3 weeks ago
LICK MY TATERS
3 weeks ago
I can't get that shit out of my head
3 weeks ago
I'm wondering why a smart guy like you doesn't just read the "deleted" comments for himself...
3 weeks ago
i guess it came to a head some time in the summer of '15 (i wasnt here much in those days)...they both kept doxxing and fucking with each other until yak banned them both

sprinkles somehow got limited to his Macheesmo alt for a while, and bird..tbh i dont remember i dont know how he got unbanned but i do remember running across his diemudda account on Cracked and got to hear him cry about how mean the world was
3 weeks ago
@TR I'm sure some of them are, but specific subs go months at a time without any snapshots. Unless there's another way - in which case don't be coy.


@possum wowee

Is Sprinkles German too? was it a blood feud or some shit?
3 weeks ago
never pegged bird to sink to dox
3 weeks ago
or.. at least sink to posting them on mucho sans permission
3 weeks ago
Yeah, he would never do that...except to people he hates, or thinks it is funny, or whatever excuse they used for that holla cost.
3 weeks ago
I can't believe that you really don't know that user's comments still appear in their comments.

The impotence of it all!
3 weeks ago
would you believe me if I said that sounded too stupid to check for?

holy shit yak, what the fuck.
3 weeks ago
so is the dead baby joke thing just a script that runs on page load?

* Bono does research *
3 weeks ago
Easy enough to check.

Read some of the most recent awesome verbosity and it is right there.
3 weeks ago
I mean, of course, ths original famous tr, not the new and improved tr.
3 weeks ago
you'll figger it out, dude
3 weeks ago
Now, since you got me thinking about cracked, they are some whiny cry babies.

Once, i wrote a critical comment of an article and sent the author a message to be sure to read it and he whined like thenapa valley.
3 weeks ago
what's the deal with cracked anyhow? do they have a "community" like this?

I thought they were mostly like... buzzfeed or ebaums or something.
3 weeks ago
cracked was a funny place as long as they stayed out of politics

now all it IS is politics
3 weeks ago
CrAcked's format makes commenting practically pointless, anyway.

No one reads them all.
3 weeks ago
I wrote an analysis of the toy story 2 villain once that was quite well received...the kid that is the trashman in 3.
3 weeks ago
Sid from Toy Story 1 was the trash guy in 3.

The collector from 2 has no other roles that I'm aware of.
3 weeks ago
did you mix up numbers?
3 weeks ago
It seems that i did, never really having seen them.
3 weeks ago
all i know is that JethroDull has made a few comments there that mocked the place, and they have all been erased/deleted
3 weeks ago
...so do you get paid if you have featured content on cracked or something?
3 weeks ago
nope
3 weeks ago
google sez yes

http://www.cracked.com/write-for-cracked/
3 weeks ago
they have "contests", but it's all pretty much rigged i think
3 weeks ago
The article was about characters who had horrible fates, and sid being a trashman was one of them.

I pointed out that, since sid could talk to the toys, he was a trashman to save them. Like jesus. I spun a story about him learning all kinds of secrets from the toys he saved, rehoming them where they would do the most good for espionage, and thusly take over the world with his inside information.
3 weeks ago
* possum introduces boner to AuntieMeme *
3 weeks ago
so regarding "deleted" comments. I'm logging all JS actions in my browser - nothing special regarding these comments that I can see.

Leads me to believe there is a table with "marked" comments, to be loaded straight from the deadbaby database if yak says so. The separate, real comments table remains unchanged.
3 weeks ago
And the fact that you can view user profiles to access illegal content is just a lazy oversight by yak, like half this site.
3 weeks ago
Winning a cracked photoplasty contest pays the same as 2 months profit on the sucko.
3 weeks ago
illegal content, you say?
3 weeks ago
well, not allowed anyhow.

If someone was spamming links to CP, they'd still show up, which would be illegal.

Although yak used to brag about having a powerclean feature that deleted all traces of a user.
3 weeks ago
At this stage I'll call bullshit on that though.
3 weeks ago
They did have a tough time deleting loslobos kiddy piss porn. Quite humorous to see it with the dead baby jokes.
3 weeks ago
JS?
3 weeks ago
As i recall, when the site owners were on their luxury honeymoon in a tent in tye woods, puma and his buddies took over the chat and started trading some definitely illegal content.
3 weeks ago
JS = javascript

It's code that runs on YOUR side of the computer, usually to change a webpage or perform a calculation that only you need to see.

I thought for a second yak might have been using it to swap marked comments for DBJs.
3 weeks ago
so... the no-no comments are still probably stored in the exact same table. we would have to scrawl through user profiles to find them but they're there.

yak himself would have a much easier time accessing any and all Dox posted to this site. He doesn't delete them.
3 weeks ago
maybe this is a bad time but

on MuchoZucko, dox will of course be deleted for reals
3 weeks ago
@TR is that why they got rid of chat?

Or do you suppose it was a cost thing? Most good pre-made chat programs have to run off some 3rd party server that charges.
3 weeks ago
ima out of my depth here i guess - sorry for the inconvienences
3 weeks ago
@boner - yup thats why chat is gone
3 weeks ago
the tl;dr is yak has all the personal information ever non-goodily posted here
3 weeks ago
@possum be specific plz
3 weeks ago
puma linked cp i guess - rip chat
3 weeks ago
The domain was chatfag.com

There was a tr room. All tr - all day all night.
3 weeks ago
Yeah, yak sure doesn't have the dox on all the contributors. And the ip addresses of every user ever.
3 weeks ago
i still remember logging on to some MS chat thing, where all it was was Zeke chainsmoking and staring creepily into the camera
3 weeks ago
recording emails and IP addresses is basic stuff. I'm doing it on MuchoZucko. if you want to have any kind of effective system for moderating content and banning - it's gotta happen.

The comments thing bothers me though. It's a wonder yak hasn't been sued.
3 weeks ago
I recollect that sprinkles was incensed. Beastiality cp, no less.
3 weeks ago
That was tinychat, possum.

Totally unrelated to this site.

Originally, yak claimed he would have a muchosucko room shut down, then he made his own.
3 weeks ago
I'm thinking on MZ, chat will be a pro+ feature
3 weeks ago
If anyone wants to fag it up or post CP, I will have an email, IP, and some other information via Stripe
3 weeks ago
lol i remember tinychat now
3 weeks ago
I used tinychat more than the native mucho one.

one night we had like 10 or 11 active users on with webcams. glorious.
3 weeks ago
The original tinychat roomroom run by zombee was supposedly pretty wild. She allegedly had an orgy on halloween and left her cam on.
3 weeks ago
jrob was there, and auntie em, and everything!
3 weeks ago
i think it was before jrob's time actually. or made he was a noob.

drums, a couple attention whores, mako... good cast
3 weeks ago
made -> maybe*
3 weeks ago
whichever - i hate chatrooms cause i type slow as fuck, and i dont get any chance to be passive-agressive as per the jist of my drift
3 weeks ago
So - new feature on Zucko

You can upload, title, and tag shit before "publishing".

IF you upload a file and don't give it a title or submit it, you can come back later to fill out the info and pubish it.

Possum that would be perfect for you. You could keep a backlog of bullshit and just pick one for the occasion.
3 weeks ago
* possum will be sure to look that feature up if MS goes under *
3 weeks ago
Now i am wondering how many of these deimudda fags are stevie...there sure are a lot of them, but it is just german for "your mama" so he can't be the only one....
3 weeks ago
i'mma just saying

what's under to you?

when it eventually comes down to just you, a punkylink, and kirk logging in twice a week - but yak forgot to pull the plug - is it still alive in your eyes?
3 weeks ago
diemudda on Cracked, or on MS?
3 weeks ago
also on Zucko... I set the CDN to disabled traffic from China - because fuck 'em hahahaha
3 weeks ago
but srsly

If I want to launch a test run sometime on Monday I need to finalize video subs and database stuff
3 weeks ago
* Bono continues his dark labor *
3 weeks ago
when i found diemudda on cracked, he was almost helpless in his grief and remorse...he was currently banned from MS, and was apparently trying to get his head together...

too bad he did not
3 weeks ago
That handle is used on many, many sites, possum. Youtube, soundcloud, steam, various games...
3 weeks ago
meh - the diemudda on cracked was/is bird though
3 weeks ago
The 3 comments i saw on cracked were even gayer than his comments here.

Gayer than matt ramsey in a truck stop shitter with 2 gloryholes.
3 weeks ago
Lets check if zeke and punky are alive.
3 weeks ago
O

M

G

There may be a very very very good reason punky stopped commenting.

This may be better than dik burning down that guy's house.
3 weeks ago
...and i always liked the guy, despite his obvious narcissistic personality disorder


he was/is an "interesting" character
3 weeks ago
No, it was just a tease.
3 weeks ago
calling your bluff on punks, dude
3 weeks ago
I said it was a tease.

Someone with a similar name in the same state.
3 weeks ago
Imagine punky as your city councilman.
3 weeks ago
punks lives in murfreesboro
3 weeks ago
POSSUM DOXED HIM

DEAD BABY JOKE INCOMING
3 weeks ago
FUCKIN' TRASH
3 weeks ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, BONO.
3 weeks ago
He's gonna be sad that he missed your comment.
3 weeks ago
Who gives a fuck.
3 weeks ago
you.
3 weeks ago
nope. You're wrong, sharko.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzt-e-ys63c
3 weeks ago
Okay, then I guess you won't have any reason to respond to his comments. Oh wait, you already did.
3 weeks ago
you couldnt stay dead could you spazzy?
3 weeks ago
you need to work on your insults too flunky...eat a tiny jap dick in hell has reached full maturity at this point
3 weeks ago
LICK MY BUTT LIPS, BILLY!!
3 weeks ago
omg. It was sooooo hard to stay away.
3 weeks ago
FUCK BONOSUCKO.CUM!!
3 weeks ago
THATS NOT THE NAME OF IT!!
3 weeks ago
FUCK YOUR LIFE, SHARKO!!!

I LOVE YOU, BROSEPH!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLIs7MYM920
3 weeks ago
Got headphones?
3 weeks ago
better than any that you own punkyduster
3 weeks ago
recover password
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