points: -5

Barret come back

are you banned? use smoke signals or something.

sexy

by Bono

submitted July 8th 2017

123 comments
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Barret come back
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wtf is this bollocks
4 months ago
suck my taters, Magawd. ee-yup. mhm.
4 months ago
he's correct though
4 months ago
he ought not done that.

i'm just a boy. mhm.
4 months ago
suck it up princess
4 months ago
he took a kaiser blade - some people call it a slingblade but I call it a kaiser blade - and he killed his ma. killt her. ee-yup.
4 months ago
lol, didn't see this.
4 months ago
This joke was too good for those commoners.
4 months ago
so is Zucko
4 months ago
It's a gay joke hahaha Mike Pence is going to zap all the gay away hahaha.
4 months ago
I mean it's okay for a pokemon meme...
4 months ago
lol faeries.
4 months ago
i feel achieved when i dont know wtf youre talking bout
4 months ago
That means someone achieved you, which doesn't make sense. You achieve a goal, not a person.

If you're trying to say that you achieved something, a better thing to say might be "I feel a sense of achievement", although "I feel a sense of accomplishment" is more common.

No wonder your business failed.
4 months ago
what...i didnt try and sound like a big fat faggy canadian millennial like you so now you've got to try and come correct my lazy sentence?...why not keep up the absences piddles..no one missed you
4 months ago
that's weird. a bunch of his comments are DBJ'd.

how is he not banned?
4 months ago
you dont know The Ballad Of New Sprinkles?
4 months ago
i think dumb faggots like him like to pop up now and again to see if theyre missed...not even once
4 months ago
on a related note/mote...
ima going on record as saying:

anyone who's voluntarily left MS for an extended period of time, then bitches about the current state of the site
...has no one to blame but themselves
4 months ago
kind a self-fulfilling prophecy on that one poss.

before I suicided, I went through an extended period where every bullshit argument I started got ... really predictable.

I was almost calling other peoples' shots one for one.

It's because the community stopped get noobs, and the personalities became very distilled.

that's why I left.

BECAUSE it was boring.

Which made it more boring.
4 months ago
but if someone is telling a sprinkles story, I'd listen
4 months ago
yah the noob drought really cut me to the core
4 months ago
but you dont know the sprinkles/seagull feud?
4 months ago
zero clue on that one
4 months ago
LICK MY TATERS
4 months ago
I can't get that shit out of my head
4 months ago
I'm wondering why a smart guy like you doesn't just read the "deleted" comments for himself...
4 months ago
i guess it came to a head some time in the summer of '15 (i wasnt here much in those days)...they both kept doxxing and fucking with each other until yak banned them both

sprinkles somehow got limited to his Macheesmo alt for a while, and bird..tbh i dont remember i dont know how he got unbanned but i do remember running across his diemudda account on Cracked and got to hear him cry about how mean the world was
4 months ago
@TR I'm sure some of them are, but specific subs go months at a time without any snapshots. Unless there's another way - in which case don't be coy.


@possum wowee

Is Sprinkles German too? was it a blood feud or some shit?
4 months ago
never pegged bird to sink to dox
4 months ago
or.. at least sink to posting them on mucho sans permission
4 months ago
Yeah, he would never do that...except to people he hates, or thinks it is funny, or whatever excuse they used for that holla cost.
4 months ago
I can't believe that you really don't know that user's comments still appear in their comments.

The impotence of it all!
4 months ago
would you believe me if I said that sounded too stupid to check for?

holy shit yak, what the fuck.
4 months ago
so is the dead baby joke thing just a script that runs on page load?

* Bono does research *
4 months ago
Easy enough to check.

Read some of the most recent awesome verbosity and it is right there.
4 months ago
I mean, of course, ths original famous tr, not the new and improved tr.
4 months ago
you'll figger it out, dude
4 months ago
Now, since you got me thinking about cracked, they are some whiny cry babies.

Once, i wrote a critical comment of an article and sent the author a message to be sure to read it and he whined like thenapa valley.
4 months ago
what's the deal with cracked anyhow? do they have a "community" like this?

I thought they were mostly like... buzzfeed or ebaums or something.
4 months ago
cracked was a funny place as long as they stayed out of politics

now all it IS is politics
4 months ago
CrAcked's format makes commenting practically pointless, anyway.

No one reads them all.
4 months ago
I wrote an analysis of the toy story 2 villain once that was quite well received...the kid that is the trashman in 3.
4 months ago
Sid from Toy Story 1 was the trash guy in 3.

The collector from 2 has no other roles that I'm aware of.
4 months ago
did you mix up numbers?
4 months ago
It seems that i did, never really having seen them.
4 months ago
all i know is that JethroDull has made a few comments there that mocked the place, and they have all been erased/deleted
4 months ago
...so do you get paid if you have featured content on cracked or something?
4 months ago
nope
4 months ago
google sez yes

http://www.cracked.com/write-for-cracked/
4 months ago
they have "contests", but it's all pretty much rigged i think
4 months ago
The article was about characters who had horrible fates, and sid being a trashman was one of them.

I pointed out that, since sid could talk to the toys, he was a trashman to save them. Like jesus. I spun a story about him learning all kinds of secrets from the toys he saved, rehoming them where they would do the most good for espionage, and thusly take over the world with his inside information.
4 months ago
* possum introduces boner to AuntieMeme *
4 months ago
so regarding "deleted" comments. I'm logging all JS actions in my browser - nothing special regarding these comments that I can see.

Leads me to believe there is a table with "marked" comments, to be loaded straight from the deadbaby database if yak says so. The separate, real comments table remains unchanged.
4 months ago
And the fact that you can view user profiles to access illegal content is just a lazy oversight by yak, like half this site.
4 months ago
Winning a cracked photoplasty contest pays the same as 2 months profit on the sucko.
4 months ago
illegal content, you say?
4 months ago
well, not allowed anyhow.

If someone was spamming links to CP, they'd still show up, which would be illegal.

Although yak used to brag about having a powerclean feature that deleted all traces of a user.
4 months ago
At this stage I'll call bullshit on that though.
4 months ago
They did have a tough time deleting loslobos kiddy piss porn. Quite humorous to see it with the dead baby jokes.
4 months ago
JS?
4 months ago
As i recall, when the site owners were on their luxury honeymoon in a tent in tye woods, puma and his buddies took over the chat and started trading some definitely illegal content.
4 months ago
JS = javascript

It's code that runs on YOUR side of the computer, usually to change a webpage or perform a calculation that only you need to see.

I thought for a second yak might have been using it to swap marked comments for DBJs.
4 months ago
so... the no-no comments are still probably stored in the exact same table. we would have to scrawl through user profiles to find them but they're there.

yak himself would have a much easier time accessing any and all Dox posted to this site. He doesn't delete them.
4 months ago
maybe this is a bad time but

on MuchoZucko, dox will of course be deleted for reals
4 months ago
@TR is that why they got rid of chat?

Or do you suppose it was a cost thing? Most good pre-made chat programs have to run off some 3rd party server that charges.
4 months ago
ima out of my depth here i guess - sorry for the inconvienences
4 months ago
@boner - yup thats why chat is gone
4 months ago
the tl;dr is yak has all the personal information ever non-goodily posted here
4 months ago
@possum be specific plz
4 months ago
puma linked cp i guess - rip chat
4 months ago
The domain was chatfag.com

There was a tr room. All tr - all day all night.
4 months ago
Yeah, yak sure doesn't have the dox on all the contributors. And the ip addresses of every user ever.
4 months ago
i still remember logging on to some MS chat thing, where all it was was Zeke chainsmoking and staring creepily into the camera
4 months ago
recording emails and IP addresses is basic stuff. I'm doing it on MuchoZucko. if you want to have any kind of effective system for moderating content and banning - it's gotta happen.

The comments thing bothers me though. It's a wonder yak hasn't been sued.
4 months ago
I recollect that sprinkles was incensed. Beastiality cp, no less.
4 months ago
That was tinychat, possum.

Totally unrelated to this site.

Originally, yak claimed he would have a muchosucko room shut down, then he made his own.
4 months ago
I'm thinking on MZ, chat will be a pro+ feature
4 months ago
If anyone wants to fag it up or post CP, I will have an email, IP, and some other information via Stripe
4 months ago
lol i remember tinychat now
4 months ago
I used tinychat more than the native mucho one.

one night we had like 10 or 11 active users on with webcams. glorious.
4 months ago
The original tinychat roomroom run by zombee was supposedly pretty wild. She allegedly had an orgy on halloween and left her cam on.
4 months ago
jrob was there, and auntie em, and everything!
4 months ago
i think it was before jrob's time actually. or made he was a noob.

drums, a couple attention whores, mako... good cast
4 months ago
made -> maybe*
4 months ago
whichever - i hate chatrooms cause i type slow as fuck, and i dont get any chance to be passive-agressive as per the jist of my drift
4 months ago
So - new feature on Zucko

You can upload, title, and tag shit before "publishing".

IF you upload a file and don't give it a title or submit it, you can come back later to fill out the info and pubish it.

Possum that would be perfect for you. You could keep a backlog of bullshit and just pick one for the occasion.
4 months ago
* possum will be sure to look that feature up if MS goes under *
4 months ago
Now i am wondering how many of these deimudda fags are stevie...there sure are a lot of them, but it is just german for "your mama" so he can't be the only one....
4 months ago
i'mma just saying

what's under to you?

when it eventually comes down to just you, a punkylink, and kirk logging in twice a week - but yak forgot to pull the plug - is it still alive in your eyes?
4 months ago
diemudda on Cracked, or on MS?
4 months ago
also on Zucko... I set the CDN to disabled traffic from China - because fuck 'em hahahaha
4 months ago
but srsly

If I want to launch a test run sometime on Monday I need to finalize video subs and database stuff
4 months ago
* Bono continues his dark labor *
4 months ago
when i found diemudda on cracked, he was almost helpless in his grief and remorse...he was currently banned from MS, and was apparently trying to get his head together...

too bad he did not
4 months ago
That handle is used on many, many sites, possum. Youtube, soundcloud, steam, various games...
4 months ago
meh - the diemudda on cracked was/is bird though
4 months ago
The 3 comments i saw on cracked were even gayer than his comments here.

Gayer than matt ramsey in a truck stop shitter with 2 gloryholes.
4 months ago
Lets check if zeke and punky are alive.
4 months ago
O

M

G

There may be a very very very good reason punky stopped commenting.

This may be better than dik burning down that guy's house.
4 months ago
...and i always liked the guy, despite his obvious narcissistic personality disorder


he was/is an "interesting" character
4 months ago
No, it was just a tease.
4 months ago
calling your bluff on punks, dude
4 months ago
I said it was a tease.

Someone with a similar name in the same state.
4 months ago
Imagine punky as your city councilman.
4 months ago
punks lives in murfreesboro
4 months ago
POSSUM DOXED HIM

DEAD BABY JOKE INCOMING
4 months ago
FUCKIN' TRASH
4 months ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, BONO.
4 months ago
He's gonna be sad that he missed your comment.
4 months ago
Who gives a fuck.
4 months ago
you.
4 months ago
nope. You're wrong, sharko.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzt-e-ys63c
4 months ago
Okay, then I guess you won't have any reason to respond to his comments. Oh wait, you already did.
4 months ago
you couldnt stay dead could you spazzy?
4 months ago
you need to work on your insults too flunky...eat a tiny jap dick in hell has reached full maturity at this point
4 months ago
LICK MY BUTT LIPS, BILLY!!
4 months ago
omg. It was sooooo hard to stay away.
4 months ago
FUCK BONOSUCKO.CUM!!
4 months ago
THATS NOT THE NAME OF IT!!
4 months ago
FUCK YOUR LIFE, SHARKO!!!

I LOVE YOU, BROSEPH!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLIs7MYM920
4 months ago
Got headphones?
4 months ago
better than any that you own punkyduster
4 months ago
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