points: -5

Barret come back

are you banned? use smoke signals or something.

sexy

by Bono

submitted July 8th 2017

123 comments
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Barret come back
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wtf is this bollocks
1 year ago
suck my taters, Magawd. ee-yup. mhm.
1 year ago
he's correct though
1 year ago
he ought not done that.

i'm just a boy. mhm.
1 year ago
suck it up princess
1 year ago
he took a kaiser blade - some people call it a slingblade but I call it a kaiser blade - and he killed his ma. killt her. ee-yup.
1 year ago
lol, didn't see this.
1 year ago
This joke was too good for those commoners.
1 year ago
so is Zucko
1 year ago
It's a gay joke hahaha Mike Pence is going to zap all the gay away hahaha.
1 year ago
I mean it's okay for a pokemon meme...
1 year ago
lol faeries.
1 year ago
i feel achieved when i dont know wtf youre talking bout
1 year ago
That means someone achieved you, which doesn't make sense. You achieve a goal, not a person.

If you're trying to say that you achieved something, a better thing to say might be "I feel a sense of achievement", although "I feel a sense of accomplishment" is more common.

No wonder your business failed.
1 year ago
what...i didnt try and sound like a big fat faggy canadian millennial like you so now you've got to try and come correct my lazy sentence?...why not keep up the absences piddles..no one missed you
1 year ago
that's weird. a bunch of his comments are DBJ'd.

how is he not banned?
1 year ago
you dont know The Ballad Of New Sprinkles?
1 year ago
i think dumb faggots like him like to pop up now and again to see if theyre missed...not even once
1 year ago
on a related note/mote...
ima going on record as saying:

anyone who's voluntarily left MS for an extended period of time, then bitches about the current state of the site
...has no one to blame but themselves
1 year ago
kind a self-fulfilling prophecy on that one poss.

before I suicided, I went through an extended period where every bullshit argument I started got ... really predictable.

I was almost calling other peoples' shots one for one.

It's because the community stopped get noobs, and the personalities became very distilled.

that's why I left.

BECAUSE it was boring.

Which made it more boring.
1 year ago
but if someone is telling a sprinkles story, I'd listen
1 year ago
yah the noob drought really cut me to the core
1 year ago
but you dont know the sprinkles/seagull feud?
1 year ago
zero clue on that one
1 year ago
LICK MY TATERS
1 year ago
I can't get that shit out of my head
1 year ago
I'm wondering why a smart guy like you doesn't just read the "deleted" comments for himself...
1 year ago
i guess it came to a head some time in the summer of '15 (i wasnt here much in those days)...they both kept doxxing and fucking with each other until yak banned them both

sprinkles somehow got limited to his Macheesmo alt for a while, and bird..tbh i dont remember i dont know how he got unbanned but i do remember running across his diemudda account on Cracked and got to hear him cry about how mean the world was
1 year ago
@TR I'm sure some of them are, but specific subs go months at a time without any snapshots. Unless there's another way - in which case don't be coy.


@possum wowee

Is Sprinkles German too? was it a blood feud or some shit?
1 year ago
never pegged bird to sink to dox
1 year ago
or.. at least sink to posting them on mucho sans permission
1 year ago
Yeah, he would never do that...except to people he hates, or thinks it is funny, or whatever excuse they used for that holla cost.
1 year ago
I can't believe that you really don't know that user's comments still appear in their comments.

The impotence of it all!
1 year ago
would you believe me if I said that sounded too stupid to check for?

holy shit yak, what the fuck.
1 year ago
so is the dead baby joke thing just a script that runs on page load?

* Bono does research *
1 year ago
Easy enough to check.

Read some of the most recent awesome verbosity and it is right there.
1 year ago
I mean, of course, ths original famous tr, not the new and improved tr.
1 year ago
you'll figger it out, dude
1 year ago
Now, since you got me thinking about cracked, they are some whiny cry babies.

Once, i wrote a critical comment of an article and sent the author a message to be sure to read it and he whined like thenapa valley.
1 year ago
what's the deal with cracked anyhow? do they have a "community" like this?

I thought they were mostly like... buzzfeed or ebaums or something.
1 year ago
cracked was a funny place as long as they stayed out of politics

now all it IS is politics
1 year ago
CrAcked's format makes commenting practically pointless, anyway.

No one reads them all.
1 year ago
I wrote an analysis of the toy story 2 villain once that was quite well received...the kid that is the trashman in 3.
1 year ago
Sid from Toy Story 1 was the trash guy in 3.

The collector from 2 has no other roles that I'm aware of.
1 year ago
did you mix up numbers?
1 year ago
It seems that i did, never really having seen them.
1 year ago
all i know is that JethroDull has made a few comments there that mocked the place, and they have all been erased/deleted
1 year ago
...so do you get paid if you have featured content on cracked or something?
1 year ago
nope
1 year ago
google sez yes

http://www.cracked.com/write-for-cracked/
1 year ago
they have "contests", but it's all pretty much rigged i think
1 year ago
The article was about characters who had horrible fates, and sid being a trashman was one of them.

I pointed out that, since sid could talk to the toys, he was a trashman to save them. Like jesus. I spun a story about him learning all kinds of secrets from the toys he saved, rehoming them where they would do the most good for espionage, and thusly take over the world with his inside information.
1 year ago
* possum introduces boner to AuntieMeme *
1 year ago
so regarding "deleted" comments. I'm logging all JS actions in my browser - nothing special regarding these comments that I can see.

Leads me to believe there is a table with "marked" comments, to be loaded straight from the deadbaby database if yak says so. The separate, real comments table remains unchanged.
1 year ago
And the fact that you can view user profiles to access illegal content is just a lazy oversight by yak, like half this site.
1 year ago
Winning a cracked photoplasty contest pays the same as 2 months profit on the sucko.
1 year ago
illegal content, you say?
1 year ago
well, not allowed anyhow.

If someone was spamming links to CP, they'd still show up, which would be illegal.

Although yak used to brag about having a powerclean feature that deleted all traces of a user.
1 year ago
At this stage I'll call bullshit on that though.
1 year ago
They did have a tough time deleting loslobos kiddy piss porn. Quite humorous to see it with the dead baby jokes.
1 year ago
JS?
1 year ago
As i recall, when the site owners were on their luxury honeymoon in a tent in tye woods, puma and his buddies took over the chat and started trading some definitely illegal content.
1 year ago
JS = javascript

It's code that runs on YOUR side of the computer, usually to change a webpage or perform a calculation that only you need to see.

I thought for a second yak might have been using it to swap marked comments for DBJs.
1 year ago
so... the no-no comments are still probably stored in the exact same table. we would have to scrawl through user profiles to find them but they're there.

yak himself would have a much easier time accessing any and all Dox posted to this site. He doesn't delete them.
1 year ago
maybe this is a bad time but

on MuchoZucko, dox will of course be deleted for reals
1 year ago
@TR is that why they got rid of chat?

Or do you suppose it was a cost thing? Most good pre-made chat programs have to run off some 3rd party server that charges.
1 year ago
ima out of my depth here i guess - sorry for the inconvienences
1 year ago
@boner - yup thats why chat is gone
1 year ago
the tl;dr is yak has all the personal information ever non-goodily posted here
1 year ago
@possum be specific plz
1 year ago
puma linked cp i guess - rip chat
1 year ago
The domain was chatfag.com

There was a tr room. All tr - all day all night.
1 year ago
Yeah, yak sure doesn't have the dox on all the contributors. And the ip addresses of every user ever.
1 year ago
i still remember logging on to some MS chat thing, where all it was was Zeke chainsmoking and staring creepily into the camera
1 year ago
recording emails and IP addresses is basic stuff. I'm doing it on MuchoZucko. if you want to have any kind of effective system for moderating content and banning - it's gotta happen.

The comments thing bothers me though. It's a wonder yak hasn't been sued.
1 year ago
I recollect that sprinkles was incensed. Beastiality cp, no less.
1 year ago
That was tinychat, possum.

Totally unrelated to this site.

Originally, yak claimed he would have a muchosucko room shut down, then he made his own.
1 year ago
I'm thinking on MZ, chat will be a pro+ feature
1 year ago
If anyone wants to fag it up or post CP, I will have an email, IP, and some other information via Stripe
1 year ago
lol i remember tinychat now
1 year ago
I used tinychat more than the native mucho one.

one night we had like 10 or 11 active users on with webcams. glorious.
1 year ago
The original tinychat roomroom run by zombee was supposedly pretty wild. She allegedly had an orgy on halloween and left her cam on.
1 year ago
jrob was there, and auntie em, and everything!
1 year ago
i think it was before jrob's time actually. or made he was a noob.

drums, a couple attention whores, mako... good cast
1 year ago
made -> maybe*
1 year ago
whichever - i hate chatrooms cause i type slow as fuck, and i dont get any chance to be passive-agressive as per the jist of my drift
1 year ago
So - new feature on Zucko

You can upload, title, and tag shit before "publishing".

IF you upload a file and don't give it a title or submit it, you can come back later to fill out the info and pubish it.

Possum that would be perfect for you. You could keep a backlog of bullshit and just pick one for the occasion.
1 year ago
* possum will be sure to look that feature up if MS goes under *
1 year ago
Now i am wondering how many of these deimudda fags are stevie...there sure are a lot of them, but it is just german for "your mama" so he can't be the only one....
1 year ago
i'mma just saying

what's under to you?

when it eventually comes down to just you, a punkylink, and kirk logging in twice a week - but yak forgot to pull the plug - is it still alive in your eyes?
1 year ago
diemudda on Cracked, or on MS?
1 year ago
also on Zucko... I set the CDN to disabled traffic from China - because fuck 'em hahahaha
1 year ago
but srsly

If I want to launch a test run sometime on Monday I need to finalize video subs and database stuff
1 year ago
* Bono continues his dark labor *
1 year ago
when i found diemudda on cracked, he was almost helpless in his grief and remorse...he was currently banned from MS, and was apparently trying to get his head together...

too bad he did not
1 year ago
That handle is used on many, many sites, possum. Youtube, soundcloud, steam, various games...
1 year ago
meh - the diemudda on cracked was/is bird though
1 year ago
The 3 comments i saw on cracked were even gayer than his comments here.

Gayer than matt ramsey in a truck stop shitter with 2 gloryholes.
1 year ago
Lets check if zeke and punky are alive.
1 year ago
O

M

G

There may be a very very very good reason punky stopped commenting.

This may be better than dik burning down that guy's house.
1 year ago
...and i always liked the guy, despite his obvious narcissistic personality disorder


he was/is an "interesting" character
1 year ago
No, it was just a tease.
1 year ago
calling your bluff on punks, dude
1 year ago
I said it was a tease.

Someone with a similar name in the same state.
1 year ago
Imagine punky as your city councilman.
1 year ago
punks lives in murfreesboro
1 year ago
POSSUM DOXED HIM

DEAD BABY JOKE INCOMING
1 year ago
FUCKIN' TRASH
1 year ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, BONO.
1 year ago
He's gonna be sad that he missed your comment.
1 year ago
Who gives a fuck.
1 year ago
you.
1 year ago
nope. You're wrong, sharko.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzt-e-ys63c
1 year ago
Okay, then I guess you won't have any reason to respond to his comments. Oh wait, you already did.
1 year ago
you couldnt stay dead could you spazzy?
1 year ago
you need to work on your insults too flunky...eat a tiny jap dick in hell has reached full maturity at this point
1 year ago
LICK MY BUTT LIPS, BILLY!!
1 year ago
omg. It was sooooo hard to stay away.
1 year ago
FUCK BONOSUCKO.CUM!!
1 year ago
THATS NOT THE NAME OF IT!!
1 year ago
FUCK YOUR LIFE, SHARKO!!!

I LOVE YOU, BROSEPH!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLIs7MYM920
1 year ago
Got headphones?
1 year ago
better than any that you own punkyduster
1 year ago
recover password
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