points: 11

Cow with a mutant twin hanging off

or something

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by Bono

submitted July 5th 2017

155 comments
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Cow with a mutant twin hanging off
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comments (155)
or photoshop.... but just like squidley you be too dumb to know
3 months ago
stuff like this happens more than you might think, you ignorant fuckhead

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/calf-born-with-extra-legs-growing-out-of-its-neck-in-north-dakota/
3 months ago
Ignorant Ian has rum muscles tonight, Bono. You better watch out!
3 months ago
its fake you dumb fucks
3 months ago
Lol kinda like your muscles
3 months ago
shut the fuck up
3 months ago
see how I say it with out using the 'fag' button
3 months ago
fries you don't have to keep typing that

we have a button
3 months ago
Lol Uh oh! The little limey is angry!
3 months ago
I love it, he gets mad about a button.
3 months ago
I get mad at the buttons misuse.... its like having a-holes on here
3 months ago
well if someone wants you to STFU, but doesn't want to type a message that will go over your head


the button is kind of the best option there, innit?
3 months ago
Welcome to Muchosucko, little fella.
3 months ago
there is a technical name for this.
3 months ago
like parasitic.... or some shit
3 months ago
You almost had it. It's a Parasitic twin. Had it been more developed it would have been a conjoined twin.
2 months ago
what would cattle be doing in woodland ? seems like a wrong environment to me
3 months ago
Yeah, everyone knows cattle live in barrier reefs!
3 months ago
they lives on grassland , you fucktard
3 months ago
he's got you there, Mako
3 months ago
They live on farms, you fucking drunk idiot.
3 months ago
cows do thrive on grassland
3 months ago
Cows live in forested areas when grasslands aren't available.
3 months ago
Fries is just an idiot.
3 months ago
I always 'get' mako.... he just wont admit it
3 months ago
see
3 months ago
Lol all I have to do to get fries is click a button.
3 months ago
like any psychopath he cant admit when he is wrong... it kinda makes me empathetic towards him
3 months ago
4 of the most discussed subs are there because they have 3 or less comments today
3 months ago
i think you faggots are killing mucho tbh
3 months ago
Fries has been killing Mucho for years.
3 months ago
I resent that
3 months ago
He's also slowly killing himself, but he thinks booze makes him stronger. Must be he's not quite right in the head.
3 months ago
booze does give me power over you lot
3 months ago
Fries also got his ass kicked a lot when he was in high school because he's got little man syndrome, so he drinks to deal with the pain.
3 months ago
Fries knows that if he acted like this in a pub, he'd probably get stabbed. So he comes here when he's shitfaced to take his anger out on everyone else.
3 months ago
i enjoy fries when he's talkative.

usually, even though he's ALWAYS on, he only chimes in to insult squidley, or wryly discredit some minor detail on an old sub... some inane bullshit like that anyway.
3 months ago
He is entertaining and makes me lol I'll give him that much.
3 months ago
oh bloody hell ive dropped my cashew nuts now
3 months ago
have your other nuts dropped yet?
3 months ago
Yeah, I bet you like salty nuts in your mouth, faggot.
3 months ago
shut up you dumb taxi driving fuck
3 months ago
Shut up and put those nuts in your mouth, bitch.
3 months ago
what do they call taxis in the UK?
3 months ago
taxis...
3 months ago
we also call mako a 'shitstick'
3 months ago
Fries, did he email you today?
3 months ago
who ? whunu
3 months ago
DEEZ NUTS, BITCH!
3 months ago
FAGS!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Careful Nix, fries has his rum muscles tonight. He thinks he's a pirate...a buttpirate.
3 months ago
its too late for me to be dealing with your stupid crap
3 months ago
You can always log out. You'll be back in five hours anyway.
3 months ago
I could watch this all day.
3 months ago
The Getaway is on TCM. It's near the end though, when Slim Pickens is driving them to Mexico.
3 months ago
TCM?
2 months ago
You still have cable?
2 months ago
I don't watch much TV. Plus it's free here.
2 months ago
I was rockin' the rabbit ears until the government made 'em not work
2 months ago
faker than mako's taxi firm
3 months ago
Meh, you're a broken record that said the same thing a few days ago.
3 months ago
Drunks do like to repeat themselves, though.
3 months ago
its a valid statement though
3 months ago
Repeating oneself when drinking is usually a sign of the early stages of alcoholic dementia.
3 months ago
giving me zeke flashbacks
3 months ago
Zeke types the same song lyrics over and over again, so I can see why.
2 months ago
For some reason he gets Lorde stuck in his head when he's wasted.
2 months ago
its not just song lyrics
2 months ago
like when he's being a faggot I'll tell him to kill himself and he just has to let the world know he's "okay" being himself
2 months ago
nice muchokill
2 months ago
You call muchokill six minutes after you comment? Sorry, doesn't work that way.
2 months ago
Ramsey is making the contestants make scrambled eggs on Master Chef and Nixon is missing it.
2 months ago
He already had a scrambled egg.
2 months ago
i call muchokill whenever i want

odds are i'll be right half the time
2 months ago
Here, a muchokill is called after ten minutes. I'm sure it'll be much different on YOUR version of Mucho, right?
2 months ago
I thought it was at least thirty. Ten seems to fast.
2 months ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Mucho_kill
2 months ago
mucho was dead for 3 or 4 hours last night/early morning
2 months ago
that's an octodeca muchokill at least
2 months ago
Thank goodness someone keeps track of things like that.
2 months ago
you know what new mucho website wont have muchokills that last all night?
2 months ago
B-B-B-B-B-ONOSUCKO
2 months ago
because punkybot. great.
2 months ago
Yes, that new mucho website that isn't even working yet.
2 months ago
If you must know, I spent most of today setting up an Amazon S3 bucket and a LAMBDA interface... it's this new serverless computing solution.

Basically it will monitor the S3 Bucket (a vast file repository that everything is uploaded to) and create a thumbnail for it, placing the thumbnail in another bucket. So every file ever uploaded to new mucho will become a part of the largest most secure CDN in human history.
2 months ago
And all the associated thumbnails, metadata, etc...
2 months ago
Tl; dr.
2 months ago
I spent the day assimilating new mucho with the Borg so it lasts forever
2 months ago
savvy?
2 months ago
I spent most of the day banging my girlfriend. We've all got priorities, I guess.
2 months ago
pics
2 months ago
vids
2 months ago
gifs
2 months ago
"What are: things bonosucko doesn't have yet."
2 months ago
mixing html with python?
2 months ago
It actually does, you just can't see them.

Why would I let content flow and soak up precious resources before the whole package is ready?
2 months ago
Because you're a dork? You tell me.
2 months ago
I wouldn't.

For example I already posted a clip of the working chatroom I built from scratch. Then I turned it off while I add shit.
2 months ago
And wow: a site like Mucho, with the same content as Mucho! Oh boy, I can't wait!
2 months ago
once it's ready to go "live" I'll up its resource allocation on EC2 and see how it performs.
2 months ago
MUCHOCEPTION!
2 months ago
"Yo dawg..."
2 months ago
A site like Mucho if Mucho wasn't dead
2 months ago
You remember that right? You've been around for over 10 years and I don't think it's ever been as slow and sad as right now.
2 months ago
Mucho has been dead for quite a long time. You took a vacation so you weren't privvy to quite a lot of it.
2 months ago
This place used to be truly fun, and having a bunch of true personalities online every night was what made it awesome
2 months ago
I'mma bring it back.

MAKE MUCHO GREAT AGAIN if you will
2 months ago
People grow up and move on. Why do you need the past so much?
2 months ago
And you think creating a site like Mucho is going to be like Mucho was ten years ago. Sad.
2 months ago
Just pretend I'm a gayer version of yak, using modern programming practices. And pretend that Mucho has a working search feature, and sorting options, and a chat room, and videos...
2 months ago
And an owner that gives a shit
2 months ago
We might as well give it a try
2 months ago
Sorry, I'm not impressed.
2 months ago
I don't mean to impress you, I only want you to understand what I'm doing.

Maybe you don't give a shit but you are at least bored enough to talk to me about it.
2 months ago
So if and when you make the jump, you get why
2 months ago
Yes, I do get why I'm not impressed. That's correct.
2 months ago
Sorry man, I'm not gonna be your fries on this one.

If you have to go out of your way to keep explaining that you don't care, it means you care. At least enough to give me shit about it.
2 months ago
You'll come by when you come by.
2 months ago
Lol sounds like someone is getting angry that I don't like his shitty idea.
2 months ago
* Bono sighs *


* Bono puts on his fries hat *
2 months ago
OI YOU SHITTY CAB DRIVER

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP PRESSING THAT BUTTON
2 months ago
Like I told you before, Mucho is shit, and you're making another version of Mucho, so therefore: shit +shit=shit.
2 months ago
ONLY FAGS USE STFU
2 months ago
♩ Nothin' from nothin' leaves, nothin...ya got ta have somethin', if you want me to go to your crappy Mucho 2.0 ♫
2 months ago
...is that Lorde?
2 months ago
Nope, Billy Preston.
2 months ago
And I've been to your page once already. My advice is work on your sales pitch.
2 months ago
at this point you're being willfully ignorant.

I'm going to say this one more time:

That is a dummy page, with dummy content, and dummy links.
2 months ago
it's amazing that on a site with so few users left, you're STILL just the 2nd-best shark-based account
2 months ago
So iow, you're not serious about the page. Okay, I get it now.
2 months ago
YEAH WELL

YOU'RE GAY
2 months ago
You basically did what yak did and promised people here all this new shit and aren't going to deliver. Understood.
2 months ago
oh shit I just reminded myself of punky and I'm sad because I think he offed himself
2 months ago
I wonder if maybe Punky's banned.
2 months ago
well he disappeared right after like, 3 or 4 people all piled on at the same time, in a way he could understand
2 months ago
it was pick-on-punky night
2 months ago
He doesn't care about that kind of shit. He's either banned or on vacation.
2 months ago
8)
2 months ago
*prius get away
2 months ago
Basically stranded 5 miles ftom his residence and no electricity
2 months ago
Or he can't find his way home.
2 months ago
still fake
2 months ago
prove it

oh wait

you can't

2 months ago
Is my word not proof enough
2 months ago
your word is worth jack shit.

don't get me wrong fries, you can forge some pretty distinct insults.

you're good at noticing small, irrelevant things - like small containers, the pattern on a shirt, maybe the backdrop of a location not matching a creature's natural habitat, squidley, the list goes on.


But this photo is real.
2 months ago
It's not fake you lame brained Brit fairy.
2 months ago
Well a blind dumb old fool like you wouldn't know a fake sub unless it came and broke your jaw
2 months ago
But it's still not fake

I even posted news stories about this shit happening

Don't pick this hill to die on fries
2 months ago
I don't doubt that this sort of shit has happened in the real world but I don't see how this offering is real evidence
2 months ago
Why are you dying on this hill
2 months ago
did you give fries a fucking psychiatric evaluation?
2 months ago
is this the kind of process you have to undergo to be a mod on zucko?
2 months ago
what?

no, I just said he's wrong
2 months ago
all that shit about him is just his comment style
2 months ago
fries needs to avoid a psychiatric examination at all costs. He would hate what such an examination would reveal about himself.
2 months ago
recover password
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