points: 11

Cow with a mutant twin hanging off

or something

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by Bono

submitted July 5th 2017

155 comments
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Cow with a mutant twin hanging off
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comments (155)
or photoshop.... but just like squidley you be too dumb to know
1 year ago
stuff like this happens more than you might think, you ignorant fuckhead

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/calf-born-with-extra-legs-growing-out-of-its-neck-in-north-dakota/
1 year ago
Ignorant Ian has rum muscles tonight, Bono. You better watch out!
1 year ago
its fake you dumb fucks
1 year ago
Lol kinda like your muscles
1 year ago
shut the fuck up
1 year ago
see how I say it with out using the 'fag' button
1 year ago
fries you don't have to keep typing that

we have a button
1 year ago
Lol Uh oh! The little limey is angry!
1 year ago
I love it, he gets mad about a button.
1 year ago
I get mad at the buttons misuse.... its like having a-holes on here
1 year ago
well if someone wants you to STFU, but doesn't want to type a message that will go over your head


the button is kind of the best option there, innit?
1 year ago
Welcome to Muchosucko, little fella.
1 year ago
there is a technical name for this.
1 year ago
like parasitic.... or some shit
1 year ago
You almost had it. It's a Parasitic twin. Had it been more developed it would have been a conjoined twin.
1 year ago
what would cattle be doing in woodland ? seems like a wrong environment to me
1 year ago
Yeah, everyone knows cattle live in barrier reefs!
1 year ago
they lives on grassland , you fucktard
1 year ago
he's got you there, Mako
1 year ago
They live on farms, you fucking drunk idiot.
1 year ago
cows do thrive on grassland
1 year ago
Cows live in forested areas when grasslands aren't available.
1 year ago
Fries is just an idiot.
1 year ago
I always 'get' mako.... he just wont admit it
1 year ago
see
1 year ago
Lol all I have to do to get fries is click a button.
1 year ago
like any psychopath he cant admit when he is wrong... it kinda makes me empathetic towards him
1 year ago
4 of the most discussed subs are there because they have 3 or less comments today
1 year ago
i think you faggots are killing mucho tbh
1 year ago
Fries has been killing Mucho for years.
1 year ago
I resent that
1 year ago
He's also slowly killing himself, but he thinks booze makes him stronger. Must be he's not quite right in the head.
1 year ago
booze does give me power over you lot
1 year ago
Fries also got his ass kicked a lot when he was in high school because he's got little man syndrome, so he drinks to deal with the pain.
1 year ago
Fries knows that if he acted like this in a pub, he'd probably get stabbed. So he comes here when he's shitfaced to take his anger out on everyone else.
1 year ago
i enjoy fries when he's talkative.

usually, even though he's ALWAYS on, he only chimes in to insult squidley, or wryly discredit some minor detail on an old sub... some inane bullshit like that anyway.
1 year ago
He is entertaining and makes me lol I'll give him that much.
1 year ago
oh bloody hell ive dropped my cashew nuts now
1 year ago
have your other nuts dropped yet?
1 year ago
Yeah, I bet you like salty nuts in your mouth, faggot.
1 year ago
shut up you dumb taxi driving fuck
1 year ago
Shut up and put those nuts in your mouth, bitch.
1 year ago
what do they call taxis in the UK?
1 year ago
taxis...
1 year ago
we also call mako a 'shitstick'
1 year ago
Fries, did he email you today?
1 year ago
who ? whunu
1 year ago
DEEZ NUTS, BITCH!
1 year ago
FAGS!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Careful Nix, fries has his rum muscles tonight. He thinks he's a pirate...a buttpirate.
1 year ago
its too late for me to be dealing with your stupid crap
1 year ago
You can always log out. You'll be back in five hours anyway.
1 year ago
I could watch this all day.
1 year ago
The Getaway is on TCM. It's near the end though, when Slim Pickens is driving them to Mexico.
1 year ago
TCM?
1 year ago
You still have cable?
1 year ago
I don't watch much TV. Plus it's free here.
1 year ago
I was rockin' the rabbit ears until the government made 'em not work
1 year ago
faker than mako's taxi firm
1 year ago
Meh, you're a broken record that said the same thing a few days ago.
1 year ago
Drunks do like to repeat themselves, though.
1 year ago
its a valid statement though
1 year ago
Repeating oneself when drinking is usually a sign of the early stages of alcoholic dementia.
1 year ago
giving me zeke flashbacks
1 year ago
Zeke types the same song lyrics over and over again, so I can see why.
1 year ago
For some reason he gets Lorde stuck in his head when he's wasted.
1 year ago
its not just song lyrics
1 year ago
like when he's being a faggot I'll tell him to kill himself and he just has to let the world know he's "okay" being himself
1 year ago
nice muchokill
1 year ago
You call muchokill six minutes after you comment? Sorry, doesn't work that way.
1 year ago
Ramsey is making the contestants make scrambled eggs on Master Chef and Nixon is missing it.
1 year ago
He already had a scrambled egg.
1 year ago
i call muchokill whenever i want

odds are i'll be right half the time
1 year ago
Here, a muchokill is called after ten minutes. I'm sure it'll be much different on YOUR version of Mucho, right?
1 year ago
I thought it was at least thirty. Ten seems to fast.
1 year ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Mucho_kill
1 year ago
mucho was dead for 3 or 4 hours last night/early morning
1 year ago
that's an octodeca muchokill at least
1 year ago
Thank goodness someone keeps track of things like that.
1 year ago
you know what new mucho website wont have muchokills that last all night?
1 year ago
B-B-B-B-B-ONOSUCKO
1 year ago
because punkybot. great.
1 year ago
Yes, that new mucho website that isn't even working yet.
1 year ago
If you must know, I spent most of today setting up an Amazon S3 bucket and a LAMBDA interface... it's this new serverless computing solution.

Basically it will monitor the S3 Bucket (a vast file repository that everything is uploaded to) and create a thumbnail for it, placing the thumbnail in another bucket. So every file ever uploaded to new mucho will become a part of the largest most secure CDN in human history.
1 year ago
And all the associated thumbnails, metadata, etc...
1 year ago
Tl; dr.
1 year ago
I spent the day assimilating new mucho with the Borg so it lasts forever
1 year ago
savvy?
1 year ago
I spent most of the day banging my girlfriend. We've all got priorities, I guess.
1 year ago
pics
1 year ago
vids
1 year ago
gifs
1 year ago
"What are: things bonosucko doesn't have yet."
1 year ago
mixing html with python?
1 year ago
It actually does, you just can't see them.

Why would I let content flow and soak up precious resources before the whole package is ready?
1 year ago
Because you're a dork? You tell me.
1 year ago
I wouldn't.

For example I already posted a clip of the working chatroom I built from scratch. Then I turned it off while I add shit.
1 year ago
And wow: a site like Mucho, with the same content as Mucho! Oh boy, I can't wait!
1 year ago
once it's ready to go "live" I'll up its resource allocation on EC2 and see how it performs.
1 year ago
MUCHOCEPTION!
1 year ago
"Yo dawg..."
1 year ago
A site like Mucho if Mucho wasn't dead
1 year ago
You remember that right? You've been around for over 10 years and I don't think it's ever been as slow and sad as right now.
1 year ago
Mucho has been dead for quite a long time. You took a vacation so you weren't privvy to quite a lot of it.
1 year ago
This place used to be truly fun, and having a bunch of true personalities online every night was what made it awesome
1 year ago
I'mma bring it back.

MAKE MUCHO GREAT AGAIN if you will
1 year ago
People grow up and move on. Why do you need the past so much?
1 year ago
And you think creating a site like Mucho is going to be like Mucho was ten years ago. Sad.
1 year ago
Just pretend I'm a gayer version of yak, using modern programming practices. And pretend that Mucho has a working search feature, and sorting options, and a chat room, and videos...
1 year ago
And an owner that gives a shit
1 year ago
We might as well give it a try
1 year ago
Sorry, I'm not impressed.
1 year ago
I don't mean to impress you, I only want you to understand what I'm doing.

Maybe you don't give a shit but you are at least bored enough to talk to me about it.
1 year ago
So if and when you make the jump, you get why
1 year ago
Yes, I do get why I'm not impressed. That's correct.
1 year ago
Sorry man, I'm not gonna be your fries on this one.

If you have to go out of your way to keep explaining that you don't care, it means you care. At least enough to give me shit about it.
1 year ago
You'll come by when you come by.
1 year ago
Lol sounds like someone is getting angry that I don't like his shitty idea.
1 year ago
* Bono sighs *


* Bono puts on his fries hat *
1 year ago
OI YOU SHITTY CAB DRIVER

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP PRESSING THAT BUTTON
1 year ago
Like I told you before, Mucho is shit, and you're making another version of Mucho, so therefore: shit +shit=shit.
1 year ago
ONLY FAGS USE STFU
1 year ago
♩ Nothin' from nothin' leaves, nothin...ya got ta have somethin', if you want me to go to your crappy Mucho 2.0 ♫
1 year ago
...is that Lorde?
1 year ago
Nope, Billy Preston.
1 year ago
And I've been to your page once already. My advice is work on your sales pitch.
1 year ago
at this point you're being willfully ignorant.

I'm going to say this one more time:

That is a dummy page, with dummy content, and dummy links.
1 year ago
it's amazing that on a site with so few users left, you're STILL just the 2nd-best shark-based account
1 year ago
So iow, you're not serious about the page. Okay, I get it now.
1 year ago
YEAH WELL

YOU'RE GAY
1 year ago
You basically did what yak did and promised people here all this new shit and aren't going to deliver. Understood.
1 year ago
oh shit I just reminded myself of punky and I'm sad because I think he offed himself
1 year ago
I wonder if maybe Punky's banned.
1 year ago
well he disappeared right after like, 3 or 4 people all piled on at the same time, in a way he could understand
1 year ago
it was pick-on-punky night
1 year ago
He doesn't care about that kind of shit. He's either banned or on vacation.
1 year ago
8)
1 year ago
*prius get away
1 year ago
Basically stranded 5 miles ftom his residence and no electricity
1 year ago
Or he can't find his way home.
1 year ago
still fake
1 year ago
prove it

oh wait

you can't

1 year ago
Is my word not proof enough
1 year ago
your word is worth jack shit.

don't get me wrong fries, you can forge some pretty distinct insults.

you're good at noticing small, irrelevant things - like small containers, the pattern on a shirt, maybe the backdrop of a location not matching a creature's natural habitat, squidley, the list goes on.


But this photo is real.
1 year ago
It's not fake you lame brained Brit fairy.
1 year ago
Well a blind dumb old fool like you wouldn't know a fake sub unless it came and broke your jaw
1 year ago
But it's still not fake

I even posted news stories about this shit happening

Don't pick this hill to die on fries
1 year ago
I don't doubt that this sort of shit has happened in the real world but I don't see how this offering is real evidence
1 year ago
Why are you dying on this hill
1 year ago
did you give fries a fucking psychiatric evaluation?
1 year ago
is this the kind of process you have to undergo to be a mod on zucko?
1 year ago
what?

no, I just said he's wrong
1 year ago
all that shit about him is just his comment style
1 year ago
fries needs to avoid a psychiatric examination at all costs. He would hate what such an examination would reveal about himself.
1 year ago
recover password
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