points: 11

Cow with a mutant twin hanging off

or something

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by Bono

submitted July 5th 2017

155 comments
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Cow with a mutant twin hanging off
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comments (155)
or photoshop.... but just like squidley you be too dumb to know
2 weeks ago
stuff like this happens more than you might think, you ignorant fuckhead

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/calf-born-with-extra-legs-growing-out-of-its-neck-in-north-dakota/
2 weeks ago
Ignorant Ian has rum muscles tonight, Bono. You better watch out!
2 weeks ago
its fake you dumb fucks
2 weeks ago
Lol kinda like your muscles
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up
2 weeks ago
see how I say it with out using the 'fag' button
2 weeks ago
fries you don't have to keep typing that

we have a button
2 weeks ago
Lol Uh oh! The little limey is angry!
2 weeks ago
I love it, he gets mad about a button.
2 weeks ago
I get mad at the buttons misuse.... its like having a-holes on here
2 weeks ago
well if someone wants you to STFU, but doesn't want to type a message that will go over your head


the button is kind of the best option there, innit?
2 weeks ago
Welcome to Muchosucko, little fella.
2 weeks ago
there is a technical name for this.
2 weeks ago
like parasitic.... or some shit
2 weeks ago
You almost had it. It's a Parasitic twin. Had it been more developed it would have been a conjoined twin.
2 weeks ago
what would cattle be doing in woodland ? seems like a wrong environment to me
2 weeks ago
Yeah, everyone knows cattle live in barrier reefs!
2 weeks ago
they lives on grassland , you fucktard
2 weeks ago
he's got you there, Mako
2 weeks ago
They live on farms, you fucking drunk idiot.
2 weeks ago
cows do thrive on grassland
2 weeks ago
Cows live in forested areas when grasslands aren't available.
2 weeks ago
Fries is just an idiot.
2 weeks ago
I always 'get' mako.... he just wont admit it
2 weeks ago
see
2 weeks ago
Lol all I have to do to get fries is click a button.
2 weeks ago
like any psychopath he cant admit when he is wrong... it kinda makes me empathetic towards him
2 weeks ago
4 of the most discussed subs are there because they have 3 or less comments today
2 weeks ago
i think you faggots are killing mucho tbh
2 weeks ago
Fries has been killing Mucho for years.
2 weeks ago
I resent that
2 weeks ago
He's also slowly killing himself, but he thinks booze makes him stronger. Must be he's not quite right in the head.
2 weeks ago
booze does give me power over you lot
2 weeks ago
Fries also got his ass kicked a lot when he was in high school because he's got little man syndrome, so he drinks to deal with the pain.
2 weeks ago
Fries knows that if he acted like this in a pub, he'd probably get stabbed. So he comes here when he's shitfaced to take his anger out on everyone else.
2 weeks ago
i enjoy fries when he's talkative.

usually, even though he's ALWAYS on, he only chimes in to insult squidley, or wryly discredit some minor detail on an old sub... some inane bullshit like that anyway.
2 weeks ago
He is entertaining and makes me lol I'll give him that much.
2 weeks ago
oh bloody hell ive dropped my cashew nuts now
2 weeks ago
have your other nuts dropped yet?
2 weeks ago
Yeah, I bet you like salty nuts in your mouth, faggot.
2 weeks ago
shut up you dumb taxi driving fuck
2 weeks ago
Shut up and put those nuts in your mouth, bitch.
2 weeks ago
what do they call taxis in the UK?
2 weeks ago
taxis...
2 weeks ago
we also call mako a 'shitstick'
2 weeks ago
Fries, did he email you today?
2 weeks ago
who ? whunu
2 weeks ago
DEEZ NUTS, BITCH!
2 weeks ago
FAGS!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Careful Nix, fries has his rum muscles tonight. He thinks he's a pirate...a buttpirate.
2 weeks ago
its too late for me to be dealing with your stupid crap
2 weeks ago
You can always log out. You'll be back in five hours anyway.
2 weeks ago
I could watch this all day.
2 weeks ago
The Getaway is on TCM. It's near the end though, when Slim Pickens is driving them to Mexico.
2 weeks ago
TCM?
2 weeks ago
You still have cable?
2 weeks ago
I don't watch much TV. Plus it's free here.
2 weeks ago
I was rockin' the rabbit ears until the government made 'em not work
2 weeks ago
faker than mako's taxi firm
2 weeks ago
Meh, you're a broken record that said the same thing a few days ago.
2 weeks ago
Drunks do like to repeat themselves, though.
2 weeks ago
its a valid statement though
2 weeks ago
Repeating oneself when drinking is usually a sign of the early stages of alcoholic dementia.
2 weeks ago
giving me zeke flashbacks
2 weeks ago
Zeke types the same song lyrics over and over again, so I can see why.
2 weeks ago
For some reason he gets Lorde stuck in his head when he's wasted.
2 weeks ago
its not just song lyrics
2 weeks ago
like when he's being a faggot I'll tell him to kill himself and he just has to let the world know he's "okay" being himself
2 weeks ago
nice muchokill
2 weeks ago
You call muchokill six minutes after you comment? Sorry, doesn't work that way.
2 weeks ago
Ramsey is making the contestants make scrambled eggs on Master Chef and Nixon is missing it.
2 weeks ago
He already had a scrambled egg.
2 weeks ago
i call muchokill whenever i want

odds are i'll be right half the time
2 weeks ago
Here, a muchokill is called after ten minutes. I'm sure it'll be much different on YOUR version of Mucho, right?
2 weeks ago
I thought it was at least thirty. Ten seems to fast.
2 weeks ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Mucho_kill
2 weeks ago
mucho was dead for 3 or 4 hours last night/early morning
2 weeks ago
that's an octodeca muchokill at least
2 weeks ago
Thank goodness someone keeps track of things like that.
2 weeks ago
you know what new mucho website wont have muchokills that last all night?
2 weeks ago
B-B-B-B-B-ONOSUCKO
2 weeks ago
because punkybot. great.
2 weeks ago
Yes, that new mucho website that isn't even working yet.
2 weeks ago
If you must know, I spent most of today setting up an Amazon S3 bucket and a LAMBDA interface... it's this new serverless computing solution.

Basically it will monitor the S3 Bucket (a vast file repository that everything is uploaded to) and create a thumbnail for it, placing the thumbnail in another bucket. So every file ever uploaded to new mucho will become a part of the largest most secure CDN in human history.
2 weeks ago
And all the associated thumbnails, metadata, etc...
2 weeks ago
Tl; dr.
2 weeks ago
I spent the day assimilating new mucho with the Borg so it lasts forever
2 weeks ago
savvy?
2 weeks ago
I spent most of the day banging my girlfriend. We've all got priorities, I guess.
2 weeks ago
pics
2 weeks ago
vids
2 weeks ago
gifs
2 weeks ago
"What are: things bonosucko doesn't have yet."
2 weeks ago
mixing html with python?
2 weeks ago
It actually does, you just can't see them.

Why would I let content flow and soak up precious resources before the whole package is ready?
2 weeks ago
Because you're a dork? You tell me.
2 weeks ago
I wouldn't.

For example I already posted a clip of the working chatroom I built from scratch. Then I turned it off while I add shit.
2 weeks ago
And wow: a site like Mucho, with the same content as Mucho! Oh boy, I can't wait!
2 weeks ago
once it's ready to go "live" I'll up its resource allocation on EC2 and see how it performs.
2 weeks ago
MUCHOCEPTION!
2 weeks ago
"Yo dawg..."
2 weeks ago
A site like Mucho if Mucho wasn't dead
2 weeks ago
You remember that right? You've been around for over 10 years and I don't think it's ever been as slow and sad as right now.
2 weeks ago
Mucho has been dead for quite a long time. You took a vacation so you weren't privvy to quite a lot of it.
2 weeks ago
This place used to be truly fun, and having a bunch of true personalities online every night was what made it awesome
2 weeks ago
I'mma bring it back.

MAKE MUCHO GREAT AGAIN if you will
2 weeks ago
People grow up and move on. Why do you need the past so much?
2 weeks ago
And you think creating a site like Mucho is going to be like Mucho was ten years ago. Sad.
2 weeks ago
Just pretend I'm a gayer version of yak, using modern programming practices. And pretend that Mucho has a working search feature, and sorting options, and a chat room, and videos...
2 weeks ago
And an owner that gives a shit
2 weeks ago
We might as well give it a try
2 weeks ago
Sorry, I'm not impressed.
2 weeks ago
I don't mean to impress you, I only want you to understand what I'm doing.

Maybe you don't give a shit but you are at least bored enough to talk to me about it.
2 weeks ago
So if and when you make the jump, you get why
2 weeks ago
Yes, I do get why I'm not impressed. That's correct.
2 weeks ago
Sorry man, I'm not gonna be your fries on this one.

If you have to go out of your way to keep explaining that you don't care, it means you care. At least enough to give me shit about it.
2 weeks ago
You'll come by when you come by.
2 weeks ago
Lol sounds like someone is getting angry that I don't like his shitty idea.
2 weeks ago
* Bono sighs *


* Bono puts on his fries hat *
2 weeks ago
OI YOU SHITTY CAB DRIVER

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP PRESSING THAT BUTTON
2 weeks ago
Like I told you before, Mucho is shit, and you're making another version of Mucho, so therefore: shit +shit=shit.
2 weeks ago
ONLY FAGS USE STFU
2 weeks ago
♩ Nothin' from nothin' leaves, nothin...ya got ta have somethin', if you want me to go to your crappy Mucho 2.0 ♫
2 weeks ago
...is that Lorde?
2 weeks ago
Nope, Billy Preston.
2 weeks ago
And I've been to your page once already. My advice is work on your sales pitch.
2 weeks ago
at this point you're being willfully ignorant.

I'm going to say this one more time:

That is a dummy page, with dummy content, and dummy links.
2 weeks ago
it's amazing that on a site with so few users left, you're STILL just the 2nd-best shark-based account
2 weeks ago
So iow, you're not serious about the page. Okay, I get it now.
2 weeks ago
YEAH WELL

YOU'RE GAY
2 weeks ago
You basically did what yak did and promised people here all this new shit and aren't going to deliver. Understood.
2 weeks ago
oh shit I just reminded myself of punky and I'm sad because I think he offed himself
2 weeks ago
I wonder if maybe Punky's banned.
2 weeks ago
well he disappeared right after like, 3 or 4 people all piled on at the same time, in a way he could understand
2 weeks ago
it was pick-on-punky night
2 weeks ago
He doesn't care about that kind of shit. He's either banned or on vacation.
2 weeks ago
8)
2 weeks ago
*prius get away
2 weeks ago
Basically stranded 5 miles ftom his residence and no electricity
2 weeks ago
Or he can't find his way home.
2 weeks ago
still fake
2 weeks ago
prove it

oh wait

you can't

2 weeks ago
Is my word not proof enough
2 weeks ago
your word is worth jack shit.

don't get me wrong fries, you can forge some pretty distinct insults.

you're good at noticing small, irrelevant things - like small containers, the pattern on a shirt, maybe the backdrop of a location not matching a creature's natural habitat, squidley, the list goes on.


But this photo is real.
2 weeks ago
It's not fake you lame brained Brit fairy.
2 weeks ago
Well a blind dumb old fool like you wouldn't know a fake sub unless it came and broke your jaw
2 weeks ago
But it's still not fake

I even posted news stories about this shit happening

Don't pick this hill to die on fries
2 weeks ago
I don't doubt that this sort of shit has happened in the real world but I don't see how this offering is real evidence
2 weeks ago
Why are you dying on this hill
2 weeks ago
did you give fries a fucking psychiatric evaluation?
2 weeks ago
is this the kind of process you have to undergo to be a mod on zucko?
2 weeks ago
what?

no, I just said he's wrong
2 weeks ago
all that shit about him is just his comment style
2 weeks ago
fries needs to avoid a psychiatric examination at all costs. He would hate what such an examination would reveal about himself.
2 weeks ago
recover password
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