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little girl wanted blue eyes, tried to jam a plastic doll eye into her own

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by Bono

submitted July 4th 2017

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they got it out safely
3 weeks ago
I was hoping the eye would fall out
3 weeks ago
whoa - who the fuck are you?

3 weeks ago
i hate that portugese
3 weeks ago
*shipping electronics
3 weeks ago
gotcha
3 weeks ago
INB4 I'm busy!!!!
3 weeks ago
commander and fuck
3 weeks ago
Dude.....
3 weeks ago
That's AWESOME!!!!
3 weeks ago
not really nix, but THIS is for an off night:

users online

TheDarkestEmperor
karro_dahl
AnotherAlt
possum
NixonsGhost
BILLYMAYSHERE
Magawd
Bono
Yorick
UnderDogg
Limousin
SloobyDooby
FilthyCasual
whunu
Thought_Criminal
tr_willk
free_tr
tr_is_love
tr_is_life
3 weeks ago
You dont het it
3 weeks ago
* possum basks in the user-glow *
3 weeks ago
oh he hets it.
3 weeks ago
ha haj
3 weeks ago
All i see are possum, whunu, fatax, and oster alts...

.
3 weeks ago
i am seriously worried about punks atm - he is a very fragile personality
3 weeks ago
Oh fuck you.

Crook.
3 weeks ago
don't say his fucking name.
3 weeks ago
fun times on MS 2night, thanks everyone
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost ideas *
3 weeks ago
if you fucking email him I swear to god I will burn colorado to the fucking ground.

Trust me.
3 weeks ago
* possum prays for Denver *
3 weeks ago
@magawd

you r a fagit
3 weeks ago
run off

i win
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws whunu at imposter bono *
3 weeks ago
WPOW GREAT FUCKIN POST
3 weeks ago
UPVOTE UPVOTE UPVTE!!

HOLY SHIT THIS POST IS GOOD
3 weeks ago
@nixon do you even know why you're calling me an impostor anymore?
3 weeks ago
or is it just like, a buzzword stuck at the front of your brain
3 weeks ago
it's just habit at this point..... even though you confessed
3 weeks ago
confessed to what
3 weeks ago
oh you mean to owning muchozucko, the new, improved, better version of mucho?
3 weeks ago
Bono got so flummoxed earlier, what with "developing" a "new" site, that he pretty much admitted the deception.
3 weeks ago
"pretty much admitted to the deception"

I believe my words were "oh BTW I've been Bono the whole time, sorry not sorry."
3 weeks ago
btw TR how did you like your new tr page
3 weeks ago
Also I believe you meant "Whom'st had been flummoxed"

Checkmate
3 weeks ago
I haven't seen it
3 weeks ago
emailed it
3 weeks ago
I didn't read your admission, just the comment about you in 2010.

So who was the photo stand in?
3 weeks ago
ima sort of wasted atm...anybody want to give me a RedZone version of the last 8 hours here?
3 weeks ago
Ah, but to find out you'll HAVE to read!

Bonosucko will have create-your-own-adventure comment chains with air conditioning
3 weeks ago
It would have been better if the numbers were chinese.
3 weeks ago
@possum

I'm Bono not Hipcrime

A handful of the regulars talked more about Bonosucko

TR said stuff

The sub you're on right now is actually pretty MuchoWorthy imo

3 weeks ago
lots of spam about zonomuch, sarcastic barret mocking comments, stoner comments, some punky things maybe. Nothing else of interest.
3 weeks ago
punky hasnt been seen for 3 days ever since we tag-teamed him
3 weeks ago
On a serious note, if you want to scoop muchosuckoinsider, then get a photo of the "never before seen" you-know-who...
3 weeks ago
i know all of this, i think
3 weeks ago
i have no interest in your wiki of the damned
3 weeks ago
punky things also include people talking about him, even if he got banned now, the stench of punkyness lingers for ages. Also there's MD punky comments. Maybe they started sharing passwords? Revenge for Tr.
3 weeks ago
I'm even doing it right now...
3 weeks ago
i admit to being worried about punky though
3 weeks ago
Also, the correct current trope is "checkmate, atheists"
3 weeks ago
Whom'st'd've checkmated the atheists

Know your pronouns, Junior.
3 weeks ago
FREE TR
3 weeks ago
IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
3 weeks ago
The fuck was that bird sound outside...

You Can't Eat Just one #9?

I'm scared and will go sleep now.
3 weeks ago
tr specializes in specksofdust topics doesnt he?
3 weeks ago
BUST A NUT FOR BILL 2017

KEEP THE MEMORY ALIVE
3 weeks ago
I imagine original famous classic tr is well versed in floccinaucinihilipilification, ehawee.
3 weeks ago
well I dunno what that means

but you sure are fucking worthless
3 weeks ago
^^see thats why nubono is is okay
3 weeks ago
Heh, i like knowing that you googled ththbig word, kid.
3 weeks ago
* possum drives down to Nashville and fucks up a few cardboard boxes *
3 weeks ago
ima out of alts now
3 weeks ago
fuck off possum
3 weeks ago
i keep trying...
3 weeks ago
hahaha TRY HARDER!
3 weeks ago
* possum scrunchies *
3 weeks ago
quick question to Oster - why do your alts only last for a few days most of the time?
3 weeks ago
yak still uber banning you?
3 weeks ago
Most of the time I will forget to use my vpn because im high as fuck. I am on a auto ban so yes.
3 weeks ago
ok then
3 weeks ago
you might wanna talk to barret, just sayin
3 weeks ago
why.
3 weeks ago
just because
3 weeks ago
im good.
3 weeks ago
* possum as well *


nite ya jew
3 weeks ago
Alien tranny jew*

nini white rat.
3 weeks ago
rip barret
3 weeks ago
It was rough, but somehow I made it.
3 weeks ago
so what was the deal?

slow internet?

just hiding low for lols?

psychotic break?
3 weeks ago
Busy.
Yes.
No.
Not me.
3 weeks ago
How's the scheme to obtain mucho users passwords going?
3 weeks ago
*something, something, SORBS, something, it's on your end
3 weeks ago
Barret, it's VERY poor practice to ever store passwords in a database.

When users enter their passwords, what happens is the text is run through a couple encryption functions, and if the result matches the garbled shit that I ACTUALLY store in the database, that means the input was accurate, and they are logged in.

Their passwords never exist technically.
3 weeks ago
Most of the time my net is working fine, then there are periods, usually 2-3 days at a time where its super slow. It really cuts into my fap quality.
3 weeks ago
* possum shitsocks the barret and runs *
3 weeks ago
possum go find punky
3 weeks ago
check the Nashville obituaries :(
3 weeks ago
@poss, oldie but goodie.
3 weeks ago
Does it make me a bad person if I wouldn't be sad if Punky died?
If his personality is for real, then he is so retarded, that living must be a terribly pain, and him dying is simply a relief from his miserable existence.
If it was all an act, then he is pure evil and deserves to die.
3 weeks ago
I just did, his powerword returns on results. There are also no recent results for his last name, so I doubt it's bereavement
3 weeks ago
no results*
3 weeks ago
Honestly, I think the Punky character is just his own personality turned up to 11

He probably thinks it's funny, but when everyone teamed up to say they fucking hate him for real, it hurt for real.

3 weeks ago
Way to make me attempt googling him.
Kinda forgot his name and ended up on some counselman.
3 weeks ago
he shares his name with a Chatanooga politician
3 weeks ago
Oh...1 R.
3 weeks ago
That other guy is 2.
Final verdict : He's still active on Facebook.
Possum got our hopes up for no reason.
3 weeks ago
possum never says or does anything directly.

he's probably been acting concerned for punky the last few days to get us to miss him or some shit.
3 weeks ago
fuck you possum you punky sympathizer
3 weeks ago
inb4 he comes back as Darin's drunk dustersniffing uncle.
HipsterLawbreaker.
3 weeks ago
I'd play along with that for awhile, sounds fun
3 weeks ago
I see MD is lurking, how's the boy doing?
Did he become all jittery from the weed yet?
3 weeks ago
he's been way less active too.

just a post or two per day, instead of hours of back and forth with hipcrime. it's quite the change.
3 weeks ago
Wait, who? MD or Punky?
3 weeks ago
maybe the furface
3 weeks ago
MD

Punky is still missing thank god
3 weeks ago
We shall bring the true MD back, somehow.
* Barret loudly cracks open a beer and badly draws muscly figures *
3 weeks ago
Hey Bono, do you happen to still have a stash of vanilla porn?
Maybe uploading some would help.
3 weeks ago
i have some leaks from that pro wrestling bitch
3 weeks ago
she's british too so that will draw in MD
3 weeks ago
Do you have some fat chicks wrestling? That might work.
3 weeks ago
baited.

http://i.imgur.com/8octzu1.png
3 weeks ago
when i die...
3 weeks ago
Don't. Faggot.
3 weeks ago
... i'm giving my login password to barret
3 weeks ago
possums play dead all the time tho
3 weeks ago
lol, remember when I went on vacation and let MD use my account to insult everyone? Can't remember if I ever mentioned that.
3 weeks ago
did I ever tell you guys I was Hank Chinaski?
3 weeks ago
just checked my email spam folder, and yeah i guess he's still alive(as of last night)...he linked a QOTSA vid and threatened to never talk to me ever again unless i watched the whole thing
3 weeks ago
"threatened"
3 weeks ago
@possum if you are still around


pls tell me if this comment box is too complicated for your marsupial brain


http://muchozucko.com/editor
3 weeks ago
tbh i'm not going there, or helping you, with your numucho stuff -
i will be the first in line to sign up if OG MS ever bites the dust, but i'm not going to help you ...
1 - cause ima dumbass
2 - you will need a LOT of actual coders buying into it, cause (am i wrong here?) you dont seem like you know what you are doing mostly
3 - good luck getting Cat and Nix and Kirk to help you...for some reason none of them seem to like you much
4 - it just seems like another Network Time Killer to me


no offense meant or taken to you or anyone

offfy
3 weeks ago
In laymen terms, fuck off.
3 weeks ago
next up, boner makes a whole gopher village out of papermache and spooey
3 weeks ago
I'll sign up for that.
3 weeks ago
^soggy bottum boy
3 weeks ago
bot hum?
3 weeks ago
bottum
3 weeks ago
bottom
3 weeks ago
yay me!
3 weeks ago
Damn...I missed Sloobydooby....that's my niggah.
3 weeks ago
he is being right back
3 weeks ago
I see what you did there.
3 weeks ago
he couldve been epic, if i coudve kept my mouth shut
3 weeks ago
Meanwhile in Michigan...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/04/michigan-man-tries-to-take-out-bees-with-fireworks-burns-down-his-garage/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
3 weeks ago
Yes
3 weeks ago
I knew it was you but never outed you.
3 weeks ago
Slooby was fun for a week.
3 weeks ago
* Magawd is suffering from time travelling sickness and must go to bed now *
3 weeks ago
^needs more corn up his sporthole
3 weeks ago
"A cob deep helps you sleep"
3 weeks ago
@possum

Fair reply, but one thing:

I know EXACTLY what the fuck I'm doing.
3 weeks ago
although my question was really, really simple and for your own good
3 weeks ago
It looks fine.
3 weeks ago
thanks Oster but we all know you're a fukken supergenius

i was asking the old man...


to see if it is okay for old men
3 weeks ago
If not then fuck'em.
3 weeks ago
I thought so
3 weeks ago
Got enough Tr accounts?
3 weeks ago
ask barret
3 weeks ago
wheres that huge orange pussy smerf?
3 weeks ago
if real question - real response attempted
3 weeks ago
He's busy living life.

Same with Toaster where the fuck did she go
3 weeks ago
toaster - the best sloppy-seconds MS chick ever
3 weeks ago
I thought that was JB?
3 weeks ago
She got preggers, lost it, was here on and off then vanished.
3 weeks ago
I remember rollo saying something about that.
3 weeks ago
If you mention chicken fried rabbit she may appear.
3 weeks ago
* Magawd really goes to bed now *
3 weeks ago
about smerf - i just think he got tired of the BS, plus realized that this might not be the best place to advertise his Full Body Massages
3 weeks ago
hes a big shrek lookin ass nigga
3 weeks ago
possum..its not like this place was any better 5-7-10 years ago..same old shit..I could understand if he got tired of full blown retards like spammydrummerhuff
3 weeks ago
yeah, the quality hasnt decreased much, its all about the quantity
3 weeks ago
Inferiority complex is strong in this one. Well, this is what happens when THE evil whitie brainwashes you into believing that your race is inferior. I think ethnic women need to take pride in their culture and heritage so that such horrible things may never happen again.
3 weeks ago
stfu you stupid Nazi fuck
3 weeks ago
I sure hope somebody ethically cleanses your dumb ass soon
3 weeks ago
ethnically....
3 weeks ago
he does need to be disposed of ethically. Suffering would be unnecessarily harsh.
3 weeks ago
in fact, prolonging his life any further is to increase his suffering. He needs to be put out of his misery.
3 weeks ago
And these warmongers dare to call me a Nazi...
3 weeks ago
^this fucker is more annoying than punky
3 weeks ago
Fuck you fries.
3 weeks ago
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT FRIES

BANNED FROM MUCHOZUCKO
3 weeks ago
Oh plz no.
3 weeks ago
okay but only because fries said ur cool
3 weeks ago
Im starting to think Muchozucko is a final that you are trying to put together for school.
3 weeks ago
that would be an interesting theory if it wasn't the middle of July

and if I wasn't in my mid 20s
3 weeks ago
ALERT ALERT

IF YOU REPLY WITHIN THE NEXT 60 SECONDS

WHATEVER FEATURE YOU WANT WILL BE APPLIED TO MUCHOZUCKO

GO GO GO
3 weeks ago
some people go to college late.
3 weeks ago
OOOOH JUST MISSED IT
3 weeks ago
On your mucho birthday your upvotes and down votes should count for more.
3 weeks ago
but that's a good fucking idea
3 weeks ago
so i'll give people perks on their muchoday
3 weeks ago
Something. It's better than the system that in place now. Like, literally nothing happens on any mucho birthday.

also, when people sign up there should be the "welcome" possum gif.
3 weeks ago
"that would be an interesting theory if it wasn't the middle of July"

Since when does July have 10 days.
3 weeks ago
we are well into the month of july you pedantic shitstick

school ends in June for everyone in america
3 weeks ago
Except he was talking about college. Many colleges have classes in the summer.
3 weeks ago
AHHH

But it would be quite early in a summer semester


SO HOW COULD IT BE A FINAL
3 weeks ago
CHECKMATE FAGITS
3 weeks ago
Could be if it was summer school.
3 weeks ago
well in any case this is just a passion project
3 weeks ago
Also, my college starts the summer semester in August, so it's all relative.
3 weeks ago
Guess I re-commented MD comments today.
By the way, could be a change that guy is actually Punky? Since he showed up around the same time Pukey logged off.
3 weeks ago
Don't it make your brown eyes blue
3 weeks ago
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
Dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
Cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
3 weeks ago
What a dumb ass bitch, they shoulda left it in there. You see them thick ass thighs doe? She gonna be one hell of a fuck when she legal.
3 weeks ago
People with brown eyes don't get eye cancer as much as blued eyed people. I got good Welsh brown eyes just like Granpa Walter Beynon did. He immigrated from Cardiff Wales in 1898.
3 weeks ago
recover password
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