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little girl wanted blue eyes, tried to jam a plastic doll eye into her own

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by Bono

submitted July 4th 2017

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they got it out safely
5 months ago
I was hoping the eye would fall out
5 months ago
whoa - who the fuck are you?

5 months ago
Apparently none of ur fuckin business..
3 months ago
I remember you.
That's all I have to say really.
3 months ago
Really..do u remember me..really...
3 months ago
THAT'S ALL HE HAD TO SAY, REALLY!!!!!!
3 months ago
i hate that portugese
5 months ago
*shipping electronics
5 months ago
gotcha
5 months ago
INB4 I'm busy!!!!
5 months ago
commander and fuck
5 months ago
Dude.....
5 months ago
That's AWESOME!!!!
5 months ago
not really nix, but THIS is for an off night:

users online

TheDarkestEmperor
karro_dahl
AnotherAlt
possum
NixonsGhost
BILLYMAYSHERE
Magawd
Bono
Yorick
UnderDogg
Limousin
SloobyDooby
FilthyCasual
whunu
Thought_Criminal
tr_willk
free_tr
tr_is_love
tr_is_life
5 months ago
You dont het it
5 months ago
* possum basks in the user-glow *
5 months ago
oh he hets it.
5 months ago
ha haj
5 months ago
All i see are possum, whunu, fatax, and oster alts...

.
5 months ago
i am seriously worried about punks atm - he is a very fragile personality
5 months ago
Oh fuck you.

Crook.
5 months ago
don't say his fucking name.
5 months ago
fun times on MS 2night, thanks everyone
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost ideas *
5 months ago
if you fucking email him I swear to god I will burn colorado to the fucking ground.

Trust me.
5 months ago
* possum prays for Denver *
5 months ago
@magawd

you r a fagit
5 months ago
run off

i win
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws whunu at imposter bono *
5 months ago
WPOW GREAT FUCKIN POST
5 months ago
UPVOTE UPVOTE UPVTE!!

HOLY SHIT THIS POST IS GOOD
5 months ago
@nixon do you even know why you're calling me an impostor anymore?
5 months ago
or is it just like, a buzzword stuck at the front of your brain
5 months ago
it's just habit at this point..... even though you confessed
5 months ago
confessed to what
5 months ago
oh you mean to owning muchozucko, the new, improved, better version of mucho?
5 months ago
Bono got so flummoxed earlier, what with "developing" a "new" site, that he pretty much admitted the deception.
5 months ago
"pretty much admitted to the deception"

I believe my words were "oh BTW I've been Bono the whole time, sorry not sorry."
5 months ago
btw TR how did you like your new tr page
5 months ago
Also I believe you meant "Whom'st had been flummoxed"

Checkmate
5 months ago
I haven't seen it
5 months ago
emailed it
5 months ago
I didn't read your admission, just the comment about you in 2010.

So who was the photo stand in?
5 months ago
ima sort of wasted atm...anybody want to give me a RedZone version of the last 8 hours here?
5 months ago
Ah, but to find out you'll HAVE to read!

Bonosucko will have create-your-own-adventure comment chains with air conditioning
5 months ago
It would have been better if the numbers were chinese.
5 months ago
@possum

I'm Bono not Hipcrime

A handful of the regulars talked more about Bonosucko

TR said stuff

The sub you're on right now is actually pretty MuchoWorthy imo

5 months ago
lots of spam about zonomuch, sarcastic barret mocking comments, stoner comments, some punky things maybe. Nothing else of interest.
5 months ago
punky hasnt been seen for 3 days ever since we tag-teamed him
5 months ago
On a serious note, if you want to scoop muchosuckoinsider, then get a photo of the "never before seen" you-know-who...
5 months ago
i know all of this, i think
5 months ago
i have no interest in your wiki of the damned
5 months ago
punky things also include people talking about him, even if he got banned now, the stench of punkyness lingers for ages. Also there's MD punky comments. Maybe they started sharing passwords? Revenge for Tr.
5 months ago
I'm even doing it right now...
5 months ago
i admit to being worried about punky though
5 months ago
Also, the correct current trope is "checkmate, atheists"
5 months ago
Whom'st'd've checkmated the atheists

Know your pronouns, Junior.
5 months ago
FREE TR
5 months ago
IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
5 months ago
The fuck was that bird sound outside...

You Can't Eat Just one #9?

I'm scared and will go sleep now.
5 months ago
tr specializes in specksofdust topics doesnt he?
5 months ago
BUST A NUT FOR BILL 2017

KEEP THE MEMORY ALIVE
5 months ago
I imagine original famous classic tr is well versed in floccinaucinihilipilification, ehawee.
5 months ago
well I dunno what that means

but you sure are fucking worthless
5 months ago
^^see thats why nubono is is okay
5 months ago
Heh, i like knowing that you googled ththbig word, kid.
5 months ago
* possum drives down to Nashville and fucks up a few cardboard boxes *
5 months ago
ima out of alts now
5 months ago
fuck off possum
5 months ago
i keep trying...
5 months ago
hahaha TRY HARDER!
5 months ago
* possum scrunchies *
5 months ago
quick question to Oster - why do your alts only last for a few days most of the time?
5 months ago
yak still uber banning you?
5 months ago
Most of the time I will forget to use my vpn because im high as fuck. I am on a auto ban so yes.
5 months ago
ok then
5 months ago
you might wanna talk to barret, just sayin
5 months ago
why.
5 months ago
just because
5 months ago
im good.
5 months ago
* possum as well *


nite ya jew
5 months ago
Alien tranny jew*

nini white rat.
5 months ago
rip barret
5 months ago
It was rough, but somehow I made it.
4 months ago
so what was the deal?

slow internet?

just hiding low for lols?

psychotic break?
4 months ago
Busy.
Yes.
No.
Not me.
4 months ago
How's the scheme to obtain mucho users passwords going?
4 months ago
*something, something, SORBS, something, it's on your end
4 months ago
Barret, it's VERY poor practice to ever store passwords in a database.

When users enter their passwords, what happens is the text is run through a couple encryption functions, and if the result matches the garbled shit that I ACTUALLY store in the database, that means the input was accurate, and they are logged in.

Their passwords never exist technically.
4 months ago
Most of the time my net is working fine, then there are periods, usually 2-3 days at a time where its super slow. It really cuts into my fap quality.
4 months ago
* possum shitsocks the barret and runs *
4 months ago
possum go find punky
4 months ago
check the Nashville obituaries :(
4 months ago
@poss, oldie but goodie.
4 months ago
Does it make me a bad person if I wouldn't be sad if Punky died?
If his personality is for real, then he is so retarded, that living must be a terribly pain, and him dying is simply a relief from his miserable existence.
If it was all an act, then he is pure evil and deserves to die.
4 months ago
I just did, his powerword returns on results. There are also no recent results for his last name, so I doubt it's bereavement
4 months ago
no results*
4 months ago
Honestly, I think the Punky character is just his own personality turned up to 11

He probably thinks it's funny, but when everyone teamed up to say they fucking hate him for real, it hurt for real.

4 months ago
Way to make me attempt googling him.
Kinda forgot his name and ended up on some counselman.
4 months ago
he shares his name with a Chatanooga politician
4 months ago
Oh...1 R.
4 months ago
That other guy is 2.
Final verdict : He's still active on Facebook.
Possum got our hopes up for no reason.
4 months ago
possum never says or does anything directly.

he's probably been acting concerned for punky the last few days to get us to miss him or some shit.
4 months ago
fuck you possum you punky sympathizer
4 months ago
inb4 he comes back as Darin's drunk dustersniffing uncle.
HipsterLawbreaker.
4 months ago
I'd play along with that for awhile, sounds fun
4 months ago
I see MD is lurking, how's the boy doing?
Did he become all jittery from the weed yet?
4 months ago
he's been way less active too.

just a post or two per day, instead of hours of back and forth with hipcrime. it's quite the change.
4 months ago
Wait, who? MD or Punky?
4 months ago
maybe the furface
4 months ago
MD

Punky is still missing thank god
4 months ago
We shall bring the true MD back, somehow.
* Barret loudly cracks open a beer and badly draws muscly figures *
4 months ago
Hey Bono, do you happen to still have a stash of vanilla porn?
Maybe uploading some would help.
4 months ago
i have some leaks from that pro wrestling bitch
4 months ago
she's british too so that will draw in MD
4 months ago
Do you have some fat chicks wrestling? That might work.
4 months ago
baited.

http://i.imgur.com/8octzu1.png
4 months ago
when i die...
4 months ago
Don't. Faggot.
4 months ago
... i'm giving my login password to barret
4 months ago
possums play dead all the time tho
4 months ago
lol, remember when I went on vacation and let MD use my account to insult everyone? Can't remember if I ever mentioned that.
4 months ago
did I ever tell you guys I was Hank Chinaski?
4 months ago
just checked my email spam folder, and yeah i guess he's still alive(as of last night)...he linked a QOTSA vid and threatened to never talk to me ever again unless i watched the whole thing
4 months ago
"threatened"
4 months ago
@possum if you are still around


pls tell me if this comment box is too complicated for your marsupial brain


http://muchozucko.com/editor
5 months ago
tbh i'm not going there, or helping you, with your numucho stuff -
i will be the first in line to sign up if OG MS ever bites the dust, but i'm not going to help you ...
1 - cause ima dumbass
2 - you will need a LOT of actual coders buying into it, cause (am i wrong here?) you dont seem like you know what you are doing mostly
3 - good luck getting Cat and Nix and Kirk to help you...for some reason none of them seem to like you much
4 - it just seems like another Network Time Killer to me


no offense meant or taken to you or anyone

offfy
5 months ago
In laymen terms, fuck off.
5 months ago
next up, boner makes a whole gopher village out of papermache and spooey
5 months ago
I'll sign up for that.
5 months ago
^soggy bottum boy
5 months ago
bot hum?
5 months ago
bottum
5 months ago
bottom
5 months ago
yay me!
5 months ago
Damn...I missed Sloobydooby....that's my niggah.
5 months ago
he is being right back
5 months ago
I see what you did there.
5 months ago
he couldve been epic, if i coudve kept my mouth shut
5 months ago
Meanwhile in Michigan...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/07/04/michigan-man-tries-to-take-out-bees-with-fireworks-burns-down-his-garage/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
5 months ago
Yes
5 months ago
I knew it was you but never outed you.
5 months ago
Slooby was fun for a week.
5 months ago
* Magawd is suffering from time travelling sickness and must go to bed now *
5 months ago
^needs more corn up his sporthole
5 months ago
"A cob deep helps you sleep"
5 months ago
@possum

Fair reply, but one thing:

I know EXACTLY what the fuck I'm doing.
5 months ago
although my question was really, really simple and for your own good
5 months ago
It looks fine.
5 months ago
thanks Oster but we all know you're a fukken supergenius

i was asking the old man...


to see if it is okay for old men
5 months ago
If not then fuck'em.
5 months ago
I thought so
5 months ago
Got enough Tr accounts?
5 months ago
ask barret
5 months ago
wheres that huge orange pussy smerf?
5 months ago
if real question - real response attempted
5 months ago
He's busy living life.

Same with Toaster where the fuck did she go
5 months ago
toaster - the best sloppy-seconds MS chick ever
5 months ago
I thought that was JB?
5 months ago
She got preggers, lost it, was here on and off then vanished.
5 months ago
I remember rollo saying something about that.
5 months ago
If you mention chicken fried rabbit she may appear.
5 months ago
* Magawd really goes to bed now *
5 months ago
about smerf - i just think he got tired of the BS, plus realized that this might not be the best place to advertise his Full Body Massages
5 months ago
hes a big shrek lookin ass nigga
5 months ago
possum..its not like this place was any better 5-7-10 years ago..same old shit..I could understand if he got tired of full blown retards like spammydrummerhuff
5 months ago
yeah, the quality hasnt decreased much, its all about the quantity
5 months ago
Inferiority complex is strong in this one. Well, this is what happens when THE evil whitie brainwashes you into believing that your race is inferior. I think ethnic women need to take pride in their culture and heritage so that such horrible things may never happen again.
5 months ago
stfu you stupid Nazi fuck
5 months ago
I sure hope somebody ethically cleanses your dumb ass soon
5 months ago
ethnically....
5 months ago
he does need to be disposed of ethically. Suffering would be unnecessarily harsh.
5 months ago
in fact, prolonging his life any further is to increase his suffering. He needs to be put out of his misery.
5 months ago
And these warmongers dare to call me a Nazi...
5 months ago
^this fucker is more annoying than punky
5 months ago
Fuck you fries.
5 months ago
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT FRIES

BANNED FROM MUCHOZUCKO
5 months ago
Oh plz no.
5 months ago
okay but only because fries said ur cool
5 months ago
Im starting to think Muchozucko is a final that you are trying to put together for school.
5 months ago
that would be an interesting theory if it wasn't the middle of July

and if I wasn't in my mid 20s
5 months ago
ALERT ALERT

IF YOU REPLY WITHIN THE NEXT 60 SECONDS

WHATEVER FEATURE YOU WANT WILL BE APPLIED TO MUCHOZUCKO

GO GO GO
5 months ago
some people go to college late.
5 months ago
OOOOH JUST MISSED IT
5 months ago
On your mucho birthday your upvotes and down votes should count for more.
5 months ago
but that's a good fucking idea
5 months ago
so i'll give people perks on their muchoday
5 months ago
Something. It's better than the system that in place now. Like, literally nothing happens on any mucho birthday.

also, when people sign up there should be the "welcome" possum gif.
5 months ago
"that would be an interesting theory if it wasn't the middle of July"

Since when does July have 10 days.
5 months ago
we are well into the month of july you pedantic shitstick

school ends in June for everyone in america
5 months ago
Except he was talking about college. Many colleges have classes in the summer.
5 months ago
AHHH

But it would be quite early in a summer semester


SO HOW COULD IT BE A FINAL
5 months ago
CHECKMATE FAGITS
5 months ago
Could be if it was summer school.
5 months ago
well in any case this is just a passion project
5 months ago
Also, my college starts the summer semester in August, so it's all relative.
5 months ago
Guess I re-commented MD comments today.
By the way, could be a change that guy is actually Punky? Since he showed up around the same time Pukey logged off.
4 months ago
Don't it make your brown eyes blue
5 months ago
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
Dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
Cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....
5 months ago
What a dumb ass bitch, they shoulda left it in there. You see them thick ass thighs doe? She gonna be one hell of a fuck when she legal.
5 months ago
People with brown eyes don't get eye cancer as much as blued eyed people. I got good Welsh brown eyes just like Granpa Walter Beynon did. He immigrated from Cardiff Wales in 1898.
5 months ago
recover password
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