points: -14

now we know why Bird left

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by Bono

submitted June 30th 2017

294 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
now we know why Bird left
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any german muchoers left btw?
1 year ago
Too many.
1 year ago
are there actually?

1 year ago
There's sealbasher
1 year ago
Jikes, almost a 3 minute old interpost.
1 year ago
i didnt know he was german; just assume mild punkism
1 year ago
he barely counts anyway. all he has done recently is subbed some dumb shit and fucked off again
1 year ago
He's been doing that for years really.
1 year ago
thats why it hurt so bad when fries called me sealbono
1 year ago
'sealbono' ... hahahaha
1 year ago
you act like you dont remember

that was only like 3 weeks ago
1 year ago
hey a lot of things happen in three weeks
1 year ago
im a busy lad
1 year ago
okay so it was more like a month
1 year ago
you are forgiven
1 year ago
Finally we have almost bono back
1 year ago
i re-changed the avatar if thats what you mean
1 year ago
by the way, bonosucko will let users alter profile information after they create an account
1 year ago
It will be nothing compared to SewerSucko.
1 year ago
what is sewersucko?
1 year ago
The Burger King to your mcdonalds.
The Windows to your mac.
The Pepsi to your cola.
1 year ago
are you saying that you're starting a site too or does it already exist
1 year ago
fuck you i'll blow sewersucko out of the water
1 year ago
I'll tempt everyone with free t-shirts.
No, even better. Hawaiian shirts.
1 year ago
have you been listening for the last 7 years?

the people want hats
1 year ago
Silly Bonerd, there's no such thing as a Hawaiian hat.
1 year ago
I stand corrected, there is.
1 year ago
i meant ms hats
1 year ago
theres this rodent fuck who wont stfu about it
1 year ago
Well if they aren't Hawaiian Hats then they are useless.
1 year ago
we have to ask possum
1 year ago
turn off the verbosity signal and activate the hippie redneck signal
1 year ago
what the fuck is a hawaiian hat?
1 year ago
TWIS
1 year ago
Very well, I shall light the mushroom flavour incense.
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/HXxFJuv.jpg
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
looks like an unfinished hat that's been flipped upside down and had flowers attached. Seems legit.
1 year ago
this reminds me


bonosucko will make muchokills (bonokills) a thing of the past
1 year ago
SewerSucko will encourage muchokills, rewarding it with sewage points. This way people will comment more, trying to get that muchokill. Preventing muchokills.
1 year ago
genius
1 year ago
let me get your API

that way bonosucko and sewersuck can team up, and you can use your sewage points in the bonoshop
1 year ago
you know, to get fuckin hat
1 year ago
answer me you fucking nothing

or else i'll Zuckerberg you
1 year ago
that's it

YOU JUST GOT ZUCKED
1 year ago
bonosucko will now feature sewage points
1 year ago
oh shit, bono just zucked off barret!
1 year ago
and bonosucko will henceforth be referred to as muchozucko.com
1 year ago
Its ok, everyone will know that secretly, Bono owes his sucksess to me.

Yes I know I spelled that wrong.
1 year ago
*success
1 year ago
zuckcess
1 year ago
ONLY ON MUCHOZUCKO
1 year ago
okay

lets call the launch date August 1st
1 year ago
I hate you
1 year ago
you are still welcome on muchozucko
1 year ago
*muchozekeo
1 year ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous yak rebooted muchosucko and considered ripping off eric baum. Alas, no prizes were ever awarded.
1 year ago
PS Fries is the closest thing to a German user we have now based on proximity
1 year ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous tr_wilk relocated back to muchosucko and alas, no prizes for the chinwad.
1 year ago
Alright, you pansies don't need to get your panties in a bunch.

I'm leaving.
1 year ago
lol...no I'm not.
1 year ago
yak why does deja hate me so?

Does she think I'm a retarded faggot or a gay retard.....these things are important.
1 year ago
Becaues you touch yourself
1 year ago
nix, i have an actual dumbass tech Q to ask you if you dont mind?
1 year ago
relatively cheapass flatscreen LED TV, two years old, suddenly no picture at all...
try to fix? or fuckit and buy new TV?
1 year ago
DAMMIT NIXON!!!
1 year ago
Hmmmm
1 year ago
Do you have a multi meter?
1 year ago
*warranty
1 year ago
Do you know what a failed capacitor looks like?
1 year ago
Does tv have sound?
1 year ago
Does this frighten you?
1 year ago
Or this?
1 year ago
Can you do this?
1 year ago
Got thousands of dollars of test equipment?
1 year ago
DAMN IT POSSUM!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Option 1) drop off your tv and an envelope stuffed with cash
1 year ago
Option 2) get a new TV
1 year ago
* possum gets a new TV *
1 year ago
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
1 year ago
bonus punky-type link now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9had0Uo8FwM
1 year ago
I kinda like that song.
1 year ago
Fyi.... sell old tv on Craigslist fir $35
1 year ago
Fyi #2 probably $5 to $10 in parts to fix it
1 year ago
Total cost: $3,856.23
1 year ago
TADA!!!!!
1 year ago
I'm saving up for a summer home on the cliffs by the lake
1 year ago
Nothing for sale on my street, try closer to Olcott Beach...in the fall, when the floods subside.
1 year ago
screaming blue messiahs FTW
1 year ago
Here's one, Nix: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/310-Ontario-St-Wilson-NY-14172/31488826_zpid/?fullpage=true
1 year ago
ima out sleep well muchodudes
1 year ago
The wall-less closet is what makes me want it
1 year ago
Possum!!!!! I need the revenue from fixing your TV!!!!!
1 year ago
You coul probably strike a deal where they'd leave those house dresses behind for you, Nix.
1 year ago
What do they think about 200 foot radio antenas in those parts?
1 year ago
10,000 watts on 19, breaker
1 year ago
Depends on how much money you have.
1 year ago
Thats true for so many things
1 year ago
Remember that this is NY. Money talks, bullshit walks.
1 year ago
After you move in, I'll take you down to Niagara Falls on a tour of what's left of Love Canal and you can develop respiratory problems despite the fact that it's been "cleaned up."
1 year ago
The fuck
1 year ago
Or I can take you to Forest Lawn cemetery and we can smoke a joint next to Rick James headstone.
1 year ago
I'm out........
1 year ago
Party pooper.
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
Still some decent fishing in the Niagara River, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdz3AzqRxCY
1 year ago
I may be back in......
1 year ago
That's my friend Joe. I had never seen anyone fish underwater like that before...didn't think it would work. He's got a vid of some decent sized muskies and lake sturgeon too.
1 year ago
Lake a sturgeon..... taken on the very first line....
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws Madona's aged leathery skin at Mako *
1 year ago
Nah, they wouldn't fall for that. The smallmouths do, though, obviously.
1 year ago
* Mako throws a longnose gar at Nixon *
1 year ago
gars are very scary fishes, fact
1 year ago
Once in a great while someone catches one in the whirlpools of the river. I've heard they taste pretty good. I wouldn't eat anything out of the rivers or lakes in this state, though.
1 year ago
I thought you said "great white"
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1xU0VfJ-g
1 year ago
@my link

That is the T-Rex when it comes to fish. That is the most incredible monster ever
1 year ago
You should see Deep Blue. She's nearly 25 feet long and hangs out near Guadelupe Island.
1 year ago
good for them..they should round up all the whites while theyre at it
1 year ago
they're already well on their way to Germanistan
1 year ago
Bono there are sensationalist headlines like this every day.

What are you getting at?
1 year ago
That CNN is bad? Is this some revelation?
1 year ago
Or do you have a red hat on?
1 year ago
Alright, well, I'm really drunk and can't take everything back, but whatever. I work on that daily to be a better version of myself. And here's a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9_PK7bBO4

1 year ago
so Idk......idc anymore
1 year ago
hi zeke bye zeke
1 year ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, NIGGER!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfygUiS50g
1 year ago
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
We'll smash your eggs and then your head and we'll nab your kids
Take 'em outback on the deck and barbeque their ribs
Throw their heads into your ivy, water them with piss
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya

1 year ago
Electric Light Orchestra was/were highly underrated
1 year ago
* possum hums Do Ya and smerfs *
1 year ago
i love ELO
1 year ago
A New World Record was my fave of them
1 year ago
FDB
1 year ago
telephone line
do ya
rockaria
livin thing

damn, i might even have to dust off that first Tom Petty "solo album" now - thanks punk
1 year ago
why can't you dig this, poss? I don't get you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
1 year ago
im old
1 year ago
that shit is super wicked!!
1 year ago
...and you still dont know how to "play what they like"
1 year ago
i vass always "different"...not gay different, not pedo different,not i-think-rabbits-are-people different... just different

...dead wife nods and agrees
1 year ago
meh
1 year ago
*big sigh*
1 year ago
go to hell.
1 year ago
time is fluid here
1 year ago
sub some out dated crap, nigger.




GO FOR IT!!
1 year ago
you fat ass stoner
1 year ago
i lost your mom's pic
1 year ago
BOOOM
1 year ago
wass she hot though?
1 year ago
eeeps - nite alll and gobbless
1 year ago
nope, sorry
1 year ago
i love you, nigger
1 year ago
ps






fuck god, and fuck you.
1 year ago
I'm sick of this garbage.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs poss *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs makodragon *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs Barret *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs yak *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser does not hug Deja *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser kicks Bono in his neck 8P *
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser misses JerkStore *
1 year ago
*and his little broseph
1 year ago
whenever punky goes on a streak im reminded of that footage of a poor man suffering the end stages of rabies
1 year ago
I'm in love with makodragon. Fuck off, Bono!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BndBKG67tKs
1 year ago
you know the one im talking about right?

gasping slowly and frothing at the mouth
1 year ago
Are you insinuating something? Are you calling me a "tr"?
1 year ago
i didn't welch, man. You know the drill.

Video+heaphones+MS sign=BonoSucko

Get your shit together, dude. 📹
1 year ago
who tha hell is "GARMANARNAR"?????
1 year ago
@Bono

I smell like Dial soap right now. lol
1 year ago
STOP STUFFIN' ME, YOU STUPID QUAD-QUEER!!!
1 year ago
I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR NECK, SON!!!
1 year ago
his eyes are sunken in, water burns him
1 year ago
BOOOOOONNOOOO!!!!
1 year ago
when you turn 67..you will see the truth, nigger.
1 year ago
kiss me on the lips, dude.
1 year ago
MOTHER FUCKER..I SAID KISS ME ON MY ASS LIPS, BEYOCH!!!!!!
1 year ago
fuck you, Bono. You're boring.
1 year ago
ps

glad you changed your avy, faggot.
1 year ago
then eventually he stops trying to draw in air
1 year ago
eyes glass
1 year ago
are you a drunk poet now? Please stop acting like zeke. You're creepin' me out, Bono.
1 year ago
i already told you

you remind me of that
1 year ago
tell you what

i will never, EVER comment on muchosucko again if you can prove to me you listened to this full John Denver best-of album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6idt19p54Vc
1 year ago
I haven't wanked for at least a week.
1 year ago
Getting turned on by inanimate objects now.
1 year ago
john denver will do that
1 year ago
then the light draws him in...
the light from god..our father..our founder..
the creator..Bono poops in a toliet like the rest of us.
His will is his deal..his face is the place..and his ass will be grass. Smoke me up..smoke me down..smoke me all around. Eat me raw...BALLS AND ALL. hahaha
1 year ago
DUDE..I LOVE JOHN DENVER!!
1 year ago
so prove you listened to the album and ill stop coming here
1 year ago
he was such a pure human.
1 year ago
i ain't gotta computer, you faggot.
1 year ago
literally makes zero difference
1 year ago
*my face
1 year ago
ha!
1 year ago
so do it
1 year ago
I'm still trying to figure out who you really are, dude. You're definitely not the dude in the pizza roll Challenge video.
1 year ago
no shit
1 year ago
and if you are..

..you definitely have AIDS.
1 year ago
no shit
1 year ago
Holy shit! Sorry, dude!!
1 year ago
stop commenting
1 year ago
if you really do have the HIV..god speed, broseph
1 year ago
if you feel like commenting just remember you hurt my feelings
1 year ago
and you must never do it again
1 year ago
meh
1 year ago
shut the fuck up once and for all
1 year ago
someone needs a PunkyLink.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
1 year ago
kill yourself
1 year ago
LinkyBruiser
1 year ago
now imagine a noob coming along and humouring punky
1 year ago
The lyrics in that song pertain to everyone of you... including me. You fuckers are a negative vortex. You stab at things and you dont even know what you're swingin' at.
I'm a fuckin' vet when it comes to music. I'm a fuckin' vet, PERIOD. I don't hate anyone on this website because i don't even know you people.
1 year ago
so is that a raincheck on killing yourself?
1 year ago
Show him how, you fraud.
1 year ago
i recommend sticking your head back in the microwave
1 year ago
1 year ago
looks like the STFUs worked
1 year ago
on bonosucko, if you get enough unique STFUs you will be muted
1 year ago
Sweats..... you couldn't ignore me if you tried.....
1 year ago
you got moxie, kid

thats 50 sewage points to NG
1 year ago
i think i pissed off the mucho gods
1 year ago
yak if you're reading this, please kill tr and punky
1 year ago
okay just punky
1 year ago
and maybe barret
1 year ago
oh man, i'm stupid

i was looking at the bonosucko homepage and didnt see my recent posts here
1 year ago
@Nixy

Stuff that link in your PunkyFolder, man.
1 year ago
shut the fuck up
1 year ago
NO..YOU SHUT THA FUCK UP..YOU DICK SUCKIN' QUEER!!
1 year ago
no punky. YOU shut the fuck up.
1 year ago
Ok, I listened to the whole thing now. What was i supposed to get again?
1 year ago
My favorite part was how everything sounded the same.
1 year ago
are you talking about the john denver album or the punkylink
1 year ago
I bet you've never even sucked on girls clit. It's awesome. Munchin' on pussy taste like pennies. It's like lickin' a 9volt battery. Your faggot ass wouldn't know that though..because you suck big nigger dicks.
1 year ago
punky

no one likes you
1 year ago
if anyone says they do, it will only be to spite me for the next 20 seconds

but in reality, they dont
1 year ago
no person alive, that im aware of, wants to tolerate you
1 year ago
Tried to like punky a few times, it didn't stick.
Even tried to collab with him on a couple of projects, dumbass couldn't make it far enough to give me his email.
1 year ago
your mama loves my 9er, NIGGER
1 year ago
and the only reason i tried to force myself to like him, was to annoy other people, and to possibly shield myself from further trauma.
1 year ago
I tried to like punky multiple times myself. Everytime though, he just fucked up every chance I gave him.

He's not even aware that I actually hate his presence on the site anymore.
1 year ago
Really, have you ever seen me be hateful to anyone on this site? Except Punky? Like truly hateful? No, its just Punky.
1 year ago
He is like the cite cockroach infestation that you just can't get rid of and have to live with.
1 year ago
you guys are being silly. 8\
1 year ago
Confessions of the Punky Haters.

Aka. regular MS users.
1 year ago
this is why on Bonosucko, PunkyBruiser will be the name of the automoderator

and anyone who tries to create an account containing the word Punky will be sent to the smouch lol virus page
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up retard, no one here wants to talk to you, we're talking about you, not to you.
1 year ago
i knows he pretty fucking dumb...but he will still find a way to shit up bonersucko
1 year ago
150 sewage points to Barret
1 year ago
@billy i doubt it

if i dont ban him outright there will be a mechanic where STFUs actually matter
1 year ago
maybe just limit him to 5 comments a day or something
1 year ago
Maybe my mistake in trying to get punky's email was in being friendly and asking me, I should be been like Punky Give Me Your Email Fucktard. Would have worked for sure.
1 year ago
you really want my core email, Barret? I can accommodate you.
1 year ago
too fucking late now you utter muppet
1 year ago
i dont think anyone wants anything from you ..cept for you to leave
1 year ago
we can trade peepee photos. I'm down..are you?
1 year ago
Sure Punky, lets do bono's muchomass 2017
1 year ago
You have 5 months to get started, then ill take a look at your work.
1 year ago
Is this "PICK ON PUNKY DAY"? what tha hell??
1 year ago
that's every day you tool, because you're an utter cunt!
1 year ago
its not even that, its just that most of the regulars are online at the same time

this was bound to happen
1 year ago
dude..
1 year ago
Punky, when you got banned, did you ever see anyone say that they missed you? or that they disagreed with your ban? Without being a joke at your expense? yeah...
1 year ago
like i said, no one really likes punky at the end of the day, but most of us are fortunate enough to avoid his worst spells
1 year ago
its lucky we were all online at the same time to let him know he's a burden
1 year ago
the funny thing is he thinks nix has a 'punkylink' folder
1 year ago
god speed, Barret.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwQeZh6rP0
1 year ago
also on bonosucko youtube links will autoplay at 300% volume

1 year ago
*random volume between 30 and 300%
1 year ago
and it will cost sewage points to disable the feature
1 year ago
I hope that when you accumulate enough sewage points, you can enable the Flush function, maybe for a point cost.
I dunno what the flush function would do, but it just sounds cool.
1 year ago
can i get thatdude's hat if i join?
1 year ago
If only there were some way for people to make a video recording of themselves watching and reacting to antother video...perhaps something like a camera on the front of their computing device...videos like that could be known as reaction videos, and there would be no question about the subject watching the object.
1 year ago
Looks like you guys ran punky off..well done
1 year ago
Good. Now just to run off a turd like you
1 year ago
more cock slurping links and subs by you and you can color me gone...hell,youd like nothin more than wall-to-wall nigger dicks here
1 year ago
speaking of which - here's an idea for MuchoZucko:

pros can tailor what they see in on their front pages.

Mucho has "categories" - so you could elect to not see stuff from that's tagged as 'politics' or 'freakporn' or something.

yay or nay
1 year ago
What's got billy so spooked?

Billy, you wouldn't let a queen like fries win by running you off the site, would you?
1 year ago
hes probably just frustrated by current mucho's slowness and gayness


AND the average quality of the remaining posters (no offense)
1 year ago
Posters? Don't talk about possum like that!
1 year ago
I said average.

Up until recently it was the punky show.

After that, you had a depressed makodragon as the next most active poster, followed by fries & squidley's cavalcade of unchanging bullshit.
1 year ago
Most everyone else logs in once a day and leaves after observing the gayness.
1 year ago
The thing that makes it worse is it takes 10 years for people to vote too.
It's like wait for approval from possum/kirk/whoever else.
Part of the problem with some users here.
1 year ago
W...where does the Barrel fit into this nightmare? 8(
1 year ago
Barret still has to go fetch jrob's verdict from his torture sex dungeon stair closet before he votes.
But that's okay barrel
1 year ago
Barret fits in the brave new world of MuchoZucko
1 year ago
Will consider voting tomorrow.
1 year ago
i check in several times a day typically..at least on the weekends
1 year ago
recover password
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