points: -14

now we know why Bird left

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by Bono

submitted June 30th 2017

294 comments
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now we know why Bird left
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any german muchoers left btw?
3 months ago
Too many.
3 months ago
are there actually?

3 months ago
There's sealbasher
3 months ago
Jikes, almost a 3 minute old interpost.
3 months ago
i didnt know he was german; just assume mild punkism
3 months ago
he barely counts anyway. all he has done recently is subbed some dumb shit and fucked off again
3 months ago
He's been doing that for years really.
3 months ago
thats why it hurt so bad when fries called me sealbono
3 months ago
'sealbono' ... hahahaha
3 months ago
you act like you dont remember

that was only like 3 weeks ago
3 months ago
hey a lot of things happen in three weeks
3 months ago
im a busy lad
3 months ago
okay so it was more like a month
3 months ago
you are forgiven
3 months ago
Finally we have almost bono back
3 months ago
i re-changed the avatar if thats what you mean
3 months ago
by the way, bonosucko will let users alter profile information after they create an account
3 months ago
It will be nothing compared to SewerSucko.
3 months ago
what is sewersucko?
3 months ago
The Burger King to your mcdonalds.
The Windows to your mac.
The Pepsi to your cola.
3 months ago
are you saying that you're starting a site too or does it already exist
3 months ago
fuck you i'll blow sewersucko out of the water
3 months ago
I'll tempt everyone with free t-shirts.
No, even better. Hawaiian shirts.
3 months ago
have you been listening for the last 7 years?

the people want hats
3 months ago
Silly Bonerd, there's no such thing as a Hawaiian hat.
3 months ago
I stand corrected, there is.
3 months ago
i meant ms hats
3 months ago
theres this rodent fuck who wont stfu about it
3 months ago
Well if they aren't Hawaiian Hats then they are useless.
3 months ago
we have to ask possum
3 months ago
turn off the verbosity signal and activate the hippie redneck signal
3 months ago
what the fuck is a hawaiian hat?
3 months ago
TWIS
3 months ago
Very well, I shall light the mushroom flavour incense.
3 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/HXxFJuv.jpg
3 months ago
hahaha
3 months ago
looks like an unfinished hat that's been flipped upside down and had flowers attached. Seems legit.
3 months ago
this reminds me


bonosucko will make muchokills (bonokills) a thing of the past
3 months ago
SewerSucko will encourage muchokills, rewarding it with sewage points. This way people will comment more, trying to get that muchokill. Preventing muchokills.
3 months ago
genius
3 months ago
let me get your API

that way bonosucko and sewersuck can team up, and you can use your sewage points in the bonoshop
3 months ago
you know, to get fuckin hat
3 months ago
answer me you fucking nothing

or else i'll Zuckerberg you
3 months ago
that's it

YOU JUST GOT ZUCKED
3 months ago
bonosucko will now feature sewage points
3 months ago
oh shit, bono just zucked off barret!
3 months ago
and bonosucko will henceforth be referred to as muchozucko.com
3 months ago
Its ok, everyone will know that secretly, Bono owes his sucksess to me.

Yes I know I spelled that wrong.
3 months ago
*success
3 months ago
zuckcess
3 months ago
ONLY ON MUCHOZUCKO
3 months ago
okay

lets call the launch date August 1st
3 months ago
I hate you
3 months ago
you are still welcome on muchozucko
3 months ago
*muchozekeo
3 months ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous yak rebooted muchosucko and considered ripping off eric baum. Alas, no prizes were ever awarded.
3 months ago
PS Fries is the closest thing to a German user we have now based on proximity
3 months ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous tr_wilk relocated back to muchosucko and alas, no prizes for the chinwad.
3 months ago
Alright, you pansies don't need to get your panties in a bunch.

I'm leaving.
3 months ago
lol...no I'm not.
3 months ago
yak why does deja hate me so?

Does she think I'm a retarded faggot or a gay retard.....these things are important.
3 months ago
Becaues you touch yourself
3 months ago
nix, i have an actual dumbass tech Q to ask you if you dont mind?
3 months ago
relatively cheapass flatscreen LED TV, two years old, suddenly no picture at all...
try to fix? or fuckit and buy new TV?
3 months ago
DAMMIT NIXON!!!
3 months ago
Hmmmm
3 months ago
Do you have a multi meter?
3 months ago
*warranty
3 months ago
Do you know what a failed capacitor looks like?
3 months ago
Does tv have sound?
3 months ago
Does this frighten you?
3 months ago
Or this?
3 months ago
Can you do this?
3 months ago
Got thousands of dollars of test equipment?
3 months ago
DAMN IT POSSUM!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Option 1) drop off your tv and an envelope stuffed with cash
3 months ago
Option 2) get a new TV
3 months ago
* possum gets a new TV *
3 months ago
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
3 months ago
bonus punky-type link now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9had0Uo8FwM
3 months ago
I kinda like that song.
3 months ago
Fyi.... sell old tv on Craigslist fir $35
3 months ago
Fyi #2 probably $5 to $10 in parts to fix it
3 months ago
Total cost: $3,856.23
3 months ago
TADA!!!!!
3 months ago
I'm saving up for a summer home on the cliffs by the lake
3 months ago
Nothing for sale on my street, try closer to Olcott Beach...in the fall, when the floods subside.
3 months ago
screaming blue messiahs FTW
3 months ago
Here's one, Nix: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/310-Ontario-St-Wilson-NY-14172/31488826_zpid/?fullpage=true
3 months ago
ima out sleep well muchodudes
3 months ago
The wall-less closet is what makes me want it
3 months ago
Possum!!!!! I need the revenue from fixing your TV!!!!!
3 months ago
You coul probably strike a deal where they'd leave those house dresses behind for you, Nix.
3 months ago
What do they think about 200 foot radio antenas in those parts?
3 months ago
10,000 watts on 19, breaker
3 months ago
Depends on how much money you have.
3 months ago
Thats true for so many things
3 months ago
Remember that this is NY. Money talks, bullshit walks.
3 months ago
After you move in, I'll take you down to Niagara Falls on a tour of what's left of Love Canal and you can develop respiratory problems despite the fact that it's been "cleaned up."
3 months ago
The fuck
3 months ago
Or I can take you to Forest Lawn cemetery and we can smoke a joint next to Rick James headstone.
3 months ago
I'm out........
3 months ago
Party pooper.
3 months ago
Haha
3 months ago
Still some decent fishing in the Niagara River, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdz3AzqRxCY
3 months ago
I may be back in......
3 months ago
That's my friend Joe. I had never seen anyone fish underwater like that before...didn't think it would work. He's got a vid of some decent sized muskies and lake sturgeon too.
3 months ago
Lake a sturgeon..... taken on the very first line....
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Madona's aged leathery skin at Mako *
3 months ago
Nah, they wouldn't fall for that. The smallmouths do, though, obviously.
3 months ago
* Mako throws a longnose gar at Nixon *
3 months ago
gars are very scary fishes, fact
3 months ago
Once in a great while someone catches one in the whirlpools of the river. I've heard they taste pretty good. I wouldn't eat anything out of the rivers or lakes in this state, though.
3 months ago
I thought you said "great white"
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1xU0VfJ-g
3 months ago
@my link

That is the T-Rex when it comes to fish. That is the most incredible monster ever
3 months ago
You should see Deep Blue. She's nearly 25 feet long and hangs out near Guadelupe Island.
3 months ago
good for them..they should round up all the whites while theyre at it
3 months ago
they're already well on their way to Germanistan
3 months ago
Bono there are sensationalist headlines like this every day.

What are you getting at?
3 months ago
That CNN is bad? Is this some revelation?
3 months ago
Or do you have a red hat on?
3 months ago
Alright, well, I'm really drunk and can't take everything back, but whatever. I work on that daily to be a better version of myself. And here's a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9_PK7bBO4

3 months ago
so Idk......idc anymore
3 months ago
hi zeke bye zeke
3 months ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, NIGGER!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfygUiS50g
3 months ago
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
We'll smash your eggs and then your head and we'll nab your kids
Take 'em outback on the deck and barbeque their ribs
Throw their heads into your ivy, water them with piss
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya

3 months ago
Electric Light Orchestra was/were highly underrated
3 months ago
* possum hums Do Ya and smerfs *
3 months ago
i love ELO
3 months ago
A New World Record was my fave of them
3 months ago
FDB
3 months ago
telephone line
do ya
rockaria
livin thing

damn, i might even have to dust off that first Tom Petty "solo album" now - thanks punk
3 months ago
why can't you dig this, poss? I don't get you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
3 months ago
im old
3 months ago
that shit is super wicked!!
3 months ago
...and you still dont know how to "play what they like"
3 months ago
i vass always "different"...not gay different, not pedo different,not i-think-rabbits-are-people different... just different

...dead wife nods and agrees
3 months ago
meh
3 months ago
*big sigh*
3 months ago
go to hell.
3 months ago
time is fluid here
3 months ago
sub some out dated crap, nigger.




GO FOR IT!!
3 months ago
you fat ass stoner
3 months ago
i lost your mom's pic
3 months ago
BOOOM
3 months ago
wass she hot though?
3 months ago
eeeps - nite alll and gobbless
3 months ago
nope, sorry
3 months ago
i love you, nigger
3 months ago
ps






fuck god, and fuck you.
3 months ago
I'm sick of this garbage.
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs poss *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs makodragon *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs Barret *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs yak *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser does not hug Deja *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser kicks Bono in his neck 8P *
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser misses JerkStore *
3 months ago
*and his little broseph
3 months ago
whenever punky goes on a streak im reminded of that footage of a poor man suffering the end stages of rabies
3 months ago
I'm in love with makodragon. Fuck off, Bono!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BndBKG67tKs
3 months ago
you know the one im talking about right?

gasping slowly and frothing at the mouth
3 months ago
Are you insinuating something? Are you calling me a "tr"?
3 months ago
i didn't welch, man. You know the drill.

Video+heaphones+MS sign=BonoSucko

Get your shit together, dude. 📹
3 months ago
who tha hell is "GARMANARNAR"?????
3 months ago
@Bono

I smell like Dial soap right now. lol
3 months ago
STOP STUFFIN' ME, YOU STUPID QUAD-QUEER!!!
3 months ago
I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR NECK, SON!!!
3 months ago
his eyes are sunken in, water burns him
3 months ago
BOOOOOONNOOOO!!!!
3 months ago
when you turn 67..you will see the truth, nigger.
3 months ago
kiss me on the lips, dude.
3 months ago
MOTHER FUCKER..I SAID KISS ME ON MY ASS LIPS, BEYOCH!!!!!!
3 months ago
fuck you, Bono. You're boring.
3 months ago
ps

glad you changed your avy, faggot.
3 months ago
then eventually he stops trying to draw in air
3 months ago
eyes glass
3 months ago
are you a drunk poet now? Please stop acting like zeke. You're creepin' me out, Bono.
3 months ago
i already told you

you remind me of that
3 months ago
tell you what

i will never, EVER comment on muchosucko again if you can prove to me you listened to this full John Denver best-of album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6idt19p54Vc
3 months ago
I haven't wanked for at least a week.
3 months ago
Getting turned on by inanimate objects now.
3 months ago
john denver will do that
3 months ago
then the light draws him in...
the light from god..our father..our founder..
the creator..Bono poops in a toliet like the rest of us.
His will is his deal..his face is the place..and his ass will be grass. Smoke me up..smoke me down..smoke me all around. Eat me raw...BALLS AND ALL. hahaha
3 months ago
DUDE..I LOVE JOHN DENVER!!
3 months ago
so prove you listened to the album and ill stop coming here
3 months ago
he was such a pure human.
3 months ago
i ain't gotta computer, you faggot.
3 months ago
literally makes zero difference
3 months ago
*my face
3 months ago
ha!
3 months ago
so do it
3 months ago
I'm still trying to figure out who you really are, dude. You're definitely not the dude in the pizza roll Challenge video.
3 months ago
no shit
3 months ago
and if you are..

..you definitely have AIDS.
3 months ago
no shit
3 months ago
Holy shit! Sorry, dude!!
3 months ago
stop commenting
3 months ago
if you really do have the HIV..god speed, broseph
3 months ago
if you feel like commenting just remember you hurt my feelings
3 months ago
and you must never do it again
3 months ago
meh
3 months ago
shut the fuck up once and for all
3 months ago
someone needs a PunkyLink.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
3 months ago
kill yourself
3 months ago
LinkyBruiser
3 months ago
now imagine a noob coming along and humouring punky
3 months ago
The lyrics in that song pertain to everyone of you... including me. You fuckers are a negative vortex. You stab at things and you dont even know what you're swingin' at.
I'm a fuckin' vet when it comes to music. I'm a fuckin' vet, PERIOD. I don't hate anyone on this website because i don't even know you people.
3 months ago
so is that a raincheck on killing yourself?
3 months ago
Show him how, you fraud.
3 months ago
i recommend sticking your head back in the microwave
3 months ago
3 months ago
looks like the STFUs worked
3 months ago
on bonosucko, if you get enough unique STFUs you will be muted
3 months ago
Sweats..... you couldn't ignore me if you tried.....
3 months ago
you got moxie, kid

thats 50 sewage points to NG
3 months ago
i think i pissed off the mucho gods
3 months ago
yak if you're reading this, please kill tr and punky
3 months ago
okay just punky
3 months ago
and maybe barret
3 months ago
oh man, i'm stupid

i was looking at the bonosucko homepage and didnt see my recent posts here
3 months ago
@Nixy

Stuff that link in your PunkyFolder, man.
3 months ago
shut the fuck up
3 months ago
NO..YOU SHUT THA FUCK UP..YOU DICK SUCKIN' QUEER!!
3 months ago
no punky. YOU shut the fuck up.
3 months ago
Ok, I listened to the whole thing now. What was i supposed to get again?
3 months ago
My favorite part was how everything sounded the same.
3 months ago
are you talking about the john denver album or the punkylink
3 months ago
I bet you've never even sucked on girls clit. It's awesome. Munchin' on pussy taste like pennies. It's like lickin' a 9volt battery. Your faggot ass wouldn't know that though..because you suck big nigger dicks.
3 months ago
punky

no one likes you
3 months ago
if anyone says they do, it will only be to spite me for the next 20 seconds

but in reality, they dont
3 months ago
no person alive, that im aware of, wants to tolerate you
3 months ago
Tried to like punky a few times, it didn't stick.
Even tried to collab with him on a couple of projects, dumbass couldn't make it far enough to give me his email.
3 months ago
your mama loves my 9er, NIGGER
3 months ago
and the only reason i tried to force myself to like him, was to annoy other people, and to possibly shield myself from further trauma.
3 months ago
I tried to like punky multiple times myself. Everytime though, he just fucked up every chance I gave him.

He's not even aware that I actually hate his presence on the site anymore.
3 months ago
Really, have you ever seen me be hateful to anyone on this site? Except Punky? Like truly hateful? No, its just Punky.
3 months ago
He is like the cite cockroach infestation that you just can't get rid of and have to live with.
3 months ago
you guys are being silly. 8\
3 months ago
Confessions of the Punky Haters.

Aka. regular MS users.
3 months ago
this is why on Bonosucko, PunkyBruiser will be the name of the automoderator

and anyone who tries to create an account containing the word Punky will be sent to the smouch lol virus page
3 months ago
Shut the fuck up retard, no one here wants to talk to you, we're talking about you, not to you.
3 months ago
i knows he pretty fucking dumb...but he will still find a way to shit up bonersucko
3 months ago
150 sewage points to Barret
3 months ago
@billy i doubt it

if i dont ban him outright there will be a mechanic where STFUs actually matter
3 months ago
maybe just limit him to 5 comments a day or something
3 months ago
Maybe my mistake in trying to get punky's email was in being friendly and asking me, I should be been like Punky Give Me Your Email Fucktard. Would have worked for sure.
3 months ago
you really want my core email, Barret? I can accommodate you.
3 months ago
too fucking late now you utter muppet
3 months ago
i dont think anyone wants anything from you ..cept for you to leave
3 months ago
we can trade peepee photos. I'm down..are you?
3 months ago
Sure Punky, lets do bono's muchomass 2017
3 months ago
You have 5 months to get started, then ill take a look at your work.
3 months ago
Is this "PICK ON PUNKY DAY"? what tha hell??
3 months ago
that's every day you tool, because you're an utter cunt!
3 months ago
its not even that, its just that most of the regulars are online at the same time

this was bound to happen
3 months ago
dude..
3 months ago
Punky, when you got banned, did you ever see anyone say that they missed you? or that they disagreed with your ban? Without being a joke at your expense? yeah...
3 months ago
like i said, no one really likes punky at the end of the day, but most of us are fortunate enough to avoid his worst spells
3 months ago
its lucky we were all online at the same time to let him know he's a burden
3 months ago
the funny thing is he thinks nix has a 'punkylink' folder
3 months ago
god speed, Barret.
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwQeZh6rP0
3 months ago
also on bonosucko youtube links will autoplay at 300% volume

3 months ago
*random volume between 30 and 300%
3 months ago
and it will cost sewage points to disable the feature
3 months ago
I hope that when you accumulate enough sewage points, you can enable the Flush function, maybe for a point cost.
I dunno what the flush function would do, but it just sounds cool.
3 months ago
can i get thatdude's hat if i join?
3 months ago
If only there were some way for people to make a video recording of themselves watching and reacting to antother video...perhaps something like a camera on the front of their computing device...videos like that could be known as reaction videos, and there would be no question about the subject watching the object.
3 months ago
Looks like you guys ran punky off..well done
2 months ago
Good. Now just to run off a turd like you
2 months ago
more cock slurping links and subs by you and you can color me gone...hell,youd like nothin more than wall-to-wall nigger dicks here
2 months ago
speaking of which - here's an idea for MuchoZucko:

pros can tailor what they see in on their front pages.

Mucho has "categories" - so you could elect to not see stuff from that's tagged as 'politics' or 'freakporn' or something.

yay or nay
2 months ago
What's got billy so spooked?

Billy, you wouldn't let a queen like fries win by running you off the site, would you?
2 months ago
hes probably just frustrated by current mucho's slowness and gayness


AND the average quality of the remaining posters (no offense)
2 months ago
Posters? Don't talk about possum like that!
2 months ago
I said average.

Up until recently it was the punky show.

After that, you had a depressed makodragon as the next most active poster, followed by fries & squidley's cavalcade of unchanging bullshit.
2 months ago
Most everyone else logs in once a day and leaves after observing the gayness.
2 months ago
The thing that makes it worse is it takes 10 years for people to vote too.
It's like wait for approval from possum/kirk/whoever else.
Part of the problem with some users here.
2 months ago
W...where does the Barrel fit into this nightmare? 8(
2 months ago
Barret still has to go fetch jrob's verdict from his torture sex dungeon stair closet before he votes.
But that's okay barrel
2 months ago
Barret fits in the brave new world of MuchoZucko
2 months ago
Will consider voting tomorrow.
2 months ago
i check in several times a day typically..at least on the weekends
2 months ago
recover password
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