points: -14

now we know why Bird left

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by Bono

submitted June 30th 2017

294 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
now we know why Bird left
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any german muchoers left btw?
4 weeks ago
Too many.
4 weeks ago
are there actually?

4 weeks ago
There's sealbasher
4 weeks ago
Jikes, almost a 3 minute old interpost.
4 weeks ago
i didnt know he was german; just assume mild punkism
4 weeks ago
he barely counts anyway. all he has done recently is subbed some dumb shit and fucked off again
4 weeks ago
He's been doing that for years really.
4 weeks ago
thats why it hurt so bad when fries called me sealbono
4 weeks ago
'sealbono' ... hahahaha
4 weeks ago
you act like you dont remember

that was only like 3 weeks ago
4 weeks ago
hey a lot of things happen in three weeks
4 weeks ago
im a busy lad
4 weeks ago
okay so it was more like a month
4 weeks ago
you are forgiven
4 weeks ago
Finally we have almost bono back
4 weeks ago
i re-changed the avatar if thats what you mean
4 weeks ago
by the way, bonosucko will let users alter profile information after they create an account
4 weeks ago
It will be nothing compared to SewerSucko.
4 weeks ago
what is sewersucko?
4 weeks ago
The Burger King to your mcdonalds.
The Windows to your mac.
The Pepsi to your cola.
4 weeks ago
are you saying that you're starting a site too or does it already exist
4 weeks ago
fuck you i'll blow sewersucko out of the water
4 weeks ago
I'll tempt everyone with free t-shirts.
No, even better. Hawaiian shirts.
4 weeks ago
have you been listening for the last 7 years?

the people want hats
4 weeks ago
Silly Bonerd, there's no such thing as a Hawaiian hat.
4 weeks ago
I stand corrected, there is.
4 weeks ago
i meant ms hats
4 weeks ago
theres this rodent fuck who wont stfu about it
4 weeks ago
Well if they aren't Hawaiian Hats then they are useless.
4 weeks ago
we have to ask possum
4 weeks ago
turn off the verbosity signal and activate the hippie redneck signal
4 weeks ago
what the fuck is a hawaiian hat?
4 weeks ago
TWIS
4 weeks ago
Very well, I shall light the mushroom flavour incense.
4 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/HXxFJuv.jpg
4 weeks ago
hahaha
4 weeks ago
looks like an unfinished hat that's been flipped upside down and had flowers attached. Seems legit.
4 weeks ago
this reminds me


bonosucko will make muchokills (bonokills) a thing of the past
4 weeks ago
SewerSucko will encourage muchokills, rewarding it with sewage points. This way people will comment more, trying to get that muchokill. Preventing muchokills.
4 weeks ago
genius
4 weeks ago
let me get your API

that way bonosucko and sewersuck can team up, and you can use your sewage points in the bonoshop
4 weeks ago
you know, to get fuckin hat
4 weeks ago
answer me you fucking nothing

or else i'll Zuckerberg you
4 weeks ago
that's it

YOU JUST GOT ZUCKED
4 weeks ago
bonosucko will now feature sewage points
4 weeks ago
oh shit, bono just zucked off barret!
4 weeks ago
and bonosucko will henceforth be referred to as muchozucko.com
4 weeks ago
Its ok, everyone will know that secretly, Bono owes his sucksess to me.

Yes I know I spelled that wrong.
4 weeks ago
*success
4 weeks ago
zuckcess
4 weeks ago
ONLY ON MUCHOZUCKO
4 weeks ago
okay

lets call the launch date August 1st
4 weeks ago
I hate you
4 weeks ago
you are still welcome on muchozucko
4 weeks ago
*muchozekeo
4 weeks ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous yak rebooted muchosucko and considered ripping off eric baum. Alas, no prizes were ever awarded.
4 weeks ago
PS Fries is the closest thing to a German user we have now based on proximity
4 weeks ago
This is reminiscent of when classic original famous tr_wilk relocated back to muchosucko and alas, no prizes for the chinwad.
4 weeks ago
Alright, you pansies don't need to get your panties in a bunch.

I'm leaving.
4 weeks ago
lol...no I'm not.
4 weeks ago
yak why does deja hate me so?

Does she think I'm a retarded faggot or a gay retard.....these things are important.
4 weeks ago
Becaues you touch yourself
4 weeks ago
nix, i have an actual dumbass tech Q to ask you if you dont mind?
4 weeks ago
relatively cheapass flatscreen LED TV, two years old, suddenly no picture at all...
try to fix? or fuckit and buy new TV?
4 weeks ago
DAMMIT NIXON!!!
4 weeks ago
Hmmmm
4 weeks ago
Do you have a multi meter?
4 weeks ago
*warranty
4 weeks ago
Do you know what a failed capacitor looks like?
4 weeks ago
Does tv have sound?
4 weeks ago
Does this frighten you?
4 weeks ago
Or this?
4 weeks ago
Can you do this?
4 weeks ago
Got thousands of dollars of test equipment?
4 weeks ago
DAMN IT POSSUM!!!!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
Option 1) drop off your tv and an envelope stuffed with cash
4 weeks ago
Option 2) get a new TV
4 weeks ago
* possum gets a new TV *
4 weeks ago
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
4 weeks ago
bonus punky-type link now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9had0Uo8FwM
4 weeks ago
I kinda like that song.
4 weeks ago
Fyi.... sell old tv on Craigslist fir $35
4 weeks ago
Fyi #2 probably $5 to $10 in parts to fix it
4 weeks ago
Total cost: $3,856.23
4 weeks ago
TADA!!!!!
4 weeks ago
I'm saving up for a summer home on the cliffs by the lake
4 weeks ago
Nothing for sale on my street, try closer to Olcott Beach...in the fall, when the floods subside.
4 weeks ago
screaming blue messiahs FTW
4 weeks ago
Here's one, Nix: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/310-Ontario-St-Wilson-NY-14172/31488826_zpid/?fullpage=true
4 weeks ago
ima out sleep well muchodudes
4 weeks ago
The wall-less closet is what makes me want it
4 weeks ago
Possum!!!!! I need the revenue from fixing your TV!!!!!
4 weeks ago
You coul probably strike a deal where they'd leave those house dresses behind for you, Nix.
4 weeks ago
What do they think about 200 foot radio antenas in those parts?
4 weeks ago
10,000 watts on 19, breaker
4 weeks ago
Depends on how much money you have.
4 weeks ago
Thats true for so many things
4 weeks ago
Remember that this is NY. Money talks, bullshit walks.
4 weeks ago
After you move in, I'll take you down to Niagara Falls on a tour of what's left of Love Canal and you can develop respiratory problems despite the fact that it's been "cleaned up."
4 weeks ago
The fuck
4 weeks ago
Or I can take you to Forest Lawn cemetery and we can smoke a joint next to Rick James headstone.
4 weeks ago
I'm out........
4 weeks ago
Party pooper.
4 weeks ago
Haha
4 weeks ago
Still some decent fishing in the Niagara River, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdz3AzqRxCY
4 weeks ago
I may be back in......
4 weeks ago
That's my friend Joe. I had never seen anyone fish underwater like that before...didn't think it would work. He's got a vid of some decent sized muskies and lake sturgeon too.
4 weeks ago
Lake a sturgeon..... taken on the very first line....
4 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws Madona's aged leathery skin at Mako *
4 weeks ago
Nah, they wouldn't fall for that. The smallmouths do, though, obviously.
4 weeks ago
* Mako throws a longnose gar at Nixon *
4 weeks ago
gars are very scary fishes, fact
4 weeks ago
Once in a great while someone catches one in the whirlpools of the river. I've heard they taste pretty good. I wouldn't eat anything out of the rivers or lakes in this state, though.
4 weeks ago
I thought you said "great white"
4 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-1xU0VfJ-g
4 weeks ago
@my link

That is the T-Rex when it comes to fish. That is the most incredible monster ever
4 weeks ago
You should see Deep Blue. She's nearly 25 feet long and hangs out near Guadelupe Island.
4 weeks ago
good for them..they should round up all the whites while theyre at it
4 weeks ago
they're already well on their way to Germanistan
4 weeks ago
Bono there are sensationalist headlines like this every day.

What are you getting at?
4 weeks ago
That CNN is bad? Is this some revelation?
4 weeks ago
Or do you have a red hat on?
4 weeks ago
Alright, well, I'm really drunk and can't take everything back, but whatever. I work on that daily to be a better version of myself. And here's a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC9_PK7bBO4

4 weeks ago
so Idk......idc anymore
4 weeks ago
hi zeke bye zeke
4 weeks ago
EAT A TINY JAP DICK IN HELL, NIGGER!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfygUiS50g
4 weeks ago
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
We'll smash your eggs and then your head and we'll nab your kids
Take 'em outback on the deck and barbeque their ribs
Throw their heads into your ivy, water them with piss
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya
Your first mistake was to think you could fuck with the ranch
Here I come, here I come, with my dick in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass
Do you think you'd like that, well do ya motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya, motherfucker
Do ya

4 weeks ago
Electric Light Orchestra was/were highly underrated
4 weeks ago
* possum hums Do Ya and smerfs *
4 weeks ago
i love ELO
4 weeks ago
A New World Record was my fave of them
4 weeks ago
FDB
4 weeks ago
telephone line
do ya
rockaria
livin thing

damn, i might even have to dust off that first Tom Petty "solo album" now - thanks punk
4 weeks ago
why can't you dig this, poss? I don't get you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
4 weeks ago
im old
4 weeks ago
that shit is super wicked!!
4 weeks ago
...and you still dont know how to "play what they like"
4 weeks ago
i vass always "different"...not gay different, not pedo different,not i-think-rabbits-are-people different... just different

...dead wife nods and agrees
4 weeks ago
meh
4 weeks ago
*big sigh*
4 weeks ago
go to hell.
4 weeks ago
time is fluid here
4 weeks ago
sub some out dated crap, nigger.




GO FOR IT!!
4 weeks ago
you fat ass stoner
4 weeks ago
i lost your mom's pic
4 weeks ago
BOOOM
4 weeks ago
wass she hot though?
4 weeks ago
eeeps - nite alll and gobbless
4 weeks ago
nope, sorry
4 weeks ago
i love you, nigger
4 weeks ago
ps






fuck god, and fuck you.
4 weeks ago
I'm sick of this garbage.
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs poss *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs makodragon *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs Barret *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser hugs yak *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser does not hug Deja *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser kicks Bono in his neck 8P *
4 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser misses JerkStore *
4 weeks ago
*and his little broseph
4 weeks ago
whenever punky goes on a streak im reminded of that footage of a poor man suffering the end stages of rabies
4 weeks ago
I'm in love with makodragon. Fuck off, Bono!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BndBKG67tKs
4 weeks ago
you know the one im talking about right?

gasping slowly and frothing at the mouth
4 weeks ago
Are you insinuating something? Are you calling me a "tr"?
4 weeks ago
i didn't welch, man. You know the drill.

Video+heaphones+MS sign=BonoSucko

Get your shit together, dude. 📹
4 weeks ago
who tha hell is "GARMANARNAR"?????
4 weeks ago
@Bono

I smell like Dial soap right now. lol
4 weeks ago
STOP STUFFIN' ME, YOU STUPID QUAD-QUEER!!!
4 weeks ago
I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR NECK, SON!!!
4 weeks ago
his eyes are sunken in, water burns him
4 weeks ago
BOOOOOONNOOOO!!!!
4 weeks ago
when you turn 67..you will see the truth, nigger.
4 weeks ago
kiss me on the lips, dude.
4 weeks ago
MOTHER FUCKER..I SAID KISS ME ON MY ASS LIPS, BEYOCH!!!!!!
4 weeks ago
fuck you, Bono. You're boring.
4 weeks ago
ps

glad you changed your avy, faggot.
4 weeks ago
then eventually he stops trying to draw in air
4 weeks ago
eyes glass
4 weeks ago
are you a drunk poet now? Please stop acting like zeke. You're creepin' me out, Bono.
4 weeks ago
i already told you

you remind me of that
4 weeks ago
tell you what

i will never, EVER comment on muchosucko again if you can prove to me you listened to this full John Denver best-of album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6idt19p54Vc
4 weeks ago
I haven't wanked for at least a week.
4 weeks ago
Getting turned on by inanimate objects now.
4 weeks ago
john denver will do that
4 weeks ago
then the light draws him in...
the light from god..our father..our founder..
the creator..Bono poops in a toliet like the rest of us.
His will is his deal..his face is the place..and his ass will be grass. Smoke me up..smoke me down..smoke me all around. Eat me raw...BALLS AND ALL. hahaha
4 weeks ago
DUDE..I LOVE JOHN DENVER!!
4 weeks ago
so prove you listened to the album and ill stop coming here
4 weeks ago
he was such a pure human.
4 weeks ago
i ain't gotta computer, you faggot.
4 weeks ago
literally makes zero difference
4 weeks ago
*my face
4 weeks ago
ha!
4 weeks ago
so do it
4 weeks ago
I'm still trying to figure out who you really are, dude. You're definitely not the dude in the pizza roll Challenge video.
4 weeks ago
no shit
4 weeks ago
and if you are..

..you definitely have AIDS.
4 weeks ago
no shit
4 weeks ago
Holy shit! Sorry, dude!!
4 weeks ago
stop commenting
4 weeks ago
if you really do have the HIV..god speed, broseph
4 weeks ago
if you feel like commenting just remember you hurt my feelings
4 weeks ago
and you must never do it again
4 weeks ago
meh
4 weeks ago
shut the fuck up once and for all
4 weeks ago
someone needs a PunkyLink.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
4 weeks ago
kill yourself
4 weeks ago
LinkyBruiser
4 weeks ago
now imagine a noob coming along and humouring punky
4 weeks ago
The lyrics in that song pertain to everyone of you... including me. You fuckers are a negative vortex. You stab at things and you dont even know what you're swingin' at.
I'm a fuckin' vet when it comes to music. I'm a fuckin' vet, PERIOD. I don't hate anyone on this website because i don't even know you people.
4 weeks ago
so is that a raincheck on killing yourself?
4 weeks ago
Show him how, you fraud.
4 weeks ago
i recommend sticking your head back in the microwave
4 weeks ago
4 weeks ago
looks like the STFUs worked
4 weeks ago
on bonosucko, if you get enough unique STFUs you will be muted
4 weeks ago
Sweats..... you couldn't ignore me if you tried.....
4 weeks ago
you got moxie, kid

thats 50 sewage points to NG
4 weeks ago
i think i pissed off the mucho gods
4 weeks ago
yak if you're reading this, please kill tr and punky
4 weeks ago
okay just punky
4 weeks ago
and maybe barret
4 weeks ago
oh man, i'm stupid

i was looking at the bonosucko homepage and didnt see my recent posts here
4 weeks ago
@Nixy

Stuff that link in your PunkyFolder, man.
4 weeks ago
shut the fuck up
4 weeks ago
NO..YOU SHUT THA FUCK UP..YOU DICK SUCKIN' QUEER!!
4 weeks ago
no punky. YOU shut the fuck up.
4 weeks ago
Ok, I listened to the whole thing now. What was i supposed to get again?
4 weeks ago
My favorite part was how everything sounded the same.
4 weeks ago
are you talking about the john denver album or the punkylink
4 weeks ago
I bet you've never even sucked on girls clit. It's awesome. Munchin' on pussy taste like pennies. It's like lickin' a 9volt battery. Your faggot ass wouldn't know that though..because you suck big nigger dicks.
4 weeks ago
punky

no one likes you
4 weeks ago
if anyone says they do, it will only be to spite me for the next 20 seconds

but in reality, they dont
4 weeks ago
no person alive, that im aware of, wants to tolerate you
4 weeks ago
Tried to like punky a few times, it didn't stick.
Even tried to collab with him on a couple of projects, dumbass couldn't make it far enough to give me his email.
4 weeks ago
your mama loves my 9er, NIGGER
4 weeks ago
and the only reason i tried to force myself to like him, was to annoy other people, and to possibly shield myself from further trauma.
4 weeks ago
I tried to like punky multiple times myself. Everytime though, he just fucked up every chance I gave him.

He's not even aware that I actually hate his presence on the site anymore.
4 weeks ago
Really, have you ever seen me be hateful to anyone on this site? Except Punky? Like truly hateful? No, its just Punky.
4 weeks ago
He is like the cite cockroach infestation that you just can't get rid of and have to live with.
4 weeks ago
you guys are being silly. 8\
4 weeks ago
Confessions of the Punky Haters.

Aka. regular MS users.
4 weeks ago
this is why on Bonosucko, PunkyBruiser will be the name of the automoderator

and anyone who tries to create an account containing the word Punky will be sent to the smouch lol virus page
4 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up retard, no one here wants to talk to you, we're talking about you, not to you.
4 weeks ago
i knows he pretty fucking dumb...but he will still find a way to shit up bonersucko
4 weeks ago
150 sewage points to Barret
4 weeks ago
@billy i doubt it

if i dont ban him outright there will be a mechanic where STFUs actually matter
4 weeks ago
maybe just limit him to 5 comments a day or something
4 weeks ago
Maybe my mistake in trying to get punky's email was in being friendly and asking me, I should be been like Punky Give Me Your Email Fucktard. Would have worked for sure.
4 weeks ago
you really want my core email, Barret? I can accommodate you.
4 weeks ago
too fucking late now you utter muppet
4 weeks ago
i dont think anyone wants anything from you ..cept for you to leave
4 weeks ago
we can trade peepee photos. I'm down..are you?
4 weeks ago
Sure Punky, lets do bono's muchomass 2017
4 weeks ago
You have 5 months to get started, then ill take a look at your work.
4 weeks ago
Is this "PICK ON PUNKY DAY"? what tha hell??
4 weeks ago
that's every day you tool, because you're an utter cunt!
4 weeks ago
its not even that, its just that most of the regulars are online at the same time

this was bound to happen
4 weeks ago
dude..
4 weeks ago
Punky, when you got banned, did you ever see anyone say that they missed you? or that they disagreed with your ban? Without being a joke at your expense? yeah...
4 weeks ago
like i said, no one really likes punky at the end of the day, but most of us are fortunate enough to avoid his worst spells
4 weeks ago
its lucky we were all online at the same time to let him know he's a burden
4 weeks ago
the funny thing is he thinks nix has a 'punkylink' folder
4 weeks ago
god speed, Barret.
4 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwQeZh6rP0
4 weeks ago
also on bonosucko youtube links will autoplay at 300% volume

4 weeks ago
*random volume between 30 and 300%
4 weeks ago
and it will cost sewage points to disable the feature
4 weeks ago
I hope that when you accumulate enough sewage points, you can enable the Flush function, maybe for a point cost.
I dunno what the flush function would do, but it just sounds cool.
4 weeks ago
can i get thatdude's hat if i join?
4 weeks ago
If only there were some way for people to make a video recording of themselves watching and reacting to antother video...perhaps something like a camera on the front of their computing device...videos like that could be known as reaction videos, and there would be no question about the subject watching the object.
4 weeks ago
Looks like you guys ran punky off..well done
3 weeks ago
Good. Now just to run off a turd like you
3 weeks ago
more cock slurping links and subs by you and you can color me gone...hell,youd like nothin more than wall-to-wall nigger dicks here
3 weeks ago
speaking of which - here's an idea for MuchoZucko:

pros can tailor what they see in on their front pages.

Mucho has "categories" - so you could elect to not see stuff from that's tagged as 'politics' or 'freakporn' or something.

yay or nay
3 weeks ago
What's got billy so spooked?

Billy, you wouldn't let a queen like fries win by running you off the site, would you?
3 weeks ago
hes probably just frustrated by current mucho's slowness and gayness


AND the average quality of the remaining posters (no offense)
3 weeks ago
Posters? Don't talk about possum like that!
3 weeks ago
I said average.

Up until recently it was the punky show.

After that, you had a depressed makodragon as the next most active poster, followed by fries & squidley's cavalcade of unchanging bullshit.
3 weeks ago
Most everyone else logs in once a day and leaves after observing the gayness.
3 weeks ago
The thing that makes it worse is it takes 10 years for people to vote too.
It's like wait for approval from possum/kirk/whoever else.
Part of the problem with some users here.
3 weeks ago
W...where does the Barrel fit into this nightmare? 8(
3 weeks ago
Barret still has to go fetch jrob's verdict from his torture sex dungeon stair closet before he votes.
But that's okay barrel
3 weeks ago
Barret fits in the brave new world of MuchoZucko
3 weeks ago
Will consider voting tomorrow.
3 weeks ago
i check in several times a day typically..at least on the weekends
3 weeks ago
recover password
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