points: 10

she must be a blackbelt

do i get an award for my title?

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by Bono

submitted June 28th 2017

174 comments
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she must be a blackbelt
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no
5 months ago
a hogmaster comment is reward enough
5 months ago
gay
5 months ago
what you gonna do for an encore , give him a blowjob ?
5 months ago
stop being homophobic fries

that shit might fly in the UK

but not here
5 months ago
what a backwards place you come from, no wonder thatnigger420 hates you
5 months ago
you have it all wrong... I hate thatdude420
5 months ago
racist
5 months ago
its hardly racist just to hate somebody
5 months ago
yeah but you hate him because he's stupid

and he's stupid because he's black

which makes you a racist
5 months ago
in case you hadn't noticed I actually call him white
dog shit from the 1970's is darker than he is
5 months ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white%20dog%20shit
5 months ago
dont tell me about white dog shit like i dont know what it is
5 months ago
TD ain't stupid man, he's just intellectually casual
5 months ago
punky is stupid
5 months ago
maybe... but maybe punky is just misunderstood
5 months ago
now I know you're talking bollocks
5 months ago
td420 is a mucho casual who has everyone on the site (except me and whunu) pushing his muchorep up with his banality
5 months ago
his subs arent shit fries, get a fucking grip mate.
5 months ago
you're just biased based on your opinion of him
5 months ago
he subs the same stuff all the time.... that makes him banal
5 months ago
yeah he's a good supply of mediocre but enjoyable subs. Not everyhting can be brilliant
5 months ago
he appears and subs some half a dozen videos that always include petrol stations / train mishaps / suicides / motorcycle or machine accidents
5 months ago
its almost as bad as squidley and his mediocre and incessant lame porn subs
5 months ago
his is far from brilliant... I would rather have 2 dozens possums subbing than one td420
5 months ago
that's not a reason to fucking hate him like you do man
5 months ago
it's like complaining that your cornflakes are too crunchy
5 months ago
you're like a mucho brat
5 months ago
I have too much love for the rest of muchoers , at least let me hate him and squidley
5 months ago
can't you just substitute punky for TD? I'd be happy then
5 months ago
actually, a better analogy is complaining that the pussy you're fucking is too wet
5 months ago
I love da pussy
5 months ago
talk about a softball...
5 months ago
no one?
5 months ago
I chuckled.
5 months ago
what's up mako
5 months ago
sorry to mucho kill, but this is my current primary source of human interaction
5 months ago
loner
5 months ago
That's okay. There's other Brits here that have the same problem, too.
5 months ago
I am a loner man, I find social interaction too draining
5 months ago
Just imagine if ya didn't have the Internet, dude. It can be a lifesaver for some.
5 months ago
yeah mate, I would go frikken insane lel

It's a good age to be socially inept
5 months ago
I am having to clinically expose myself to social situations at the moment. But I just get the feeling that I'm just lurking around like a weirdo lol
5 months ago
fisrt world problems
5 months ago
Meh, with all the shit Amazon has now there's little reason for some to leave the house. Shit, I can even get my groceries delivered now. But you don't have to jump right back into society all at once. Still, ya gotta get out there, though.
5 months ago
cheers makobro
5 months ago
why would mako know anything about brits
5 months ago
We used to have British exchange students come to our school district for a few years. They stopped using Brits and switched to Polish kids because the British kids were constantly getting their asses kicked and had horrible grades.
5 months ago
Also had a girlfriend in my 20's that was from Richmond upon Thames.
5 months ago
and it was always americans that got their asses kicked over here
5 months ago
Sure they did, fries. Still into your artwork, MD?
5 months ago
nah, I kinda burned out doing it. I'm trying to concentrate on having some form of a life outisde of the house lol
5 months ago
Best advice I can give ya is try walking around town during the day. Quit the cigs if ya can, too. Those fuck up your entire body.
5 months ago
my sister is here at the moment from Dubai, which is cool. Since I still literally know nobody else apart from family where I live
5 months ago
Dubai looks like a fuckin killer time. Hope to make it there and to Israel in the next couple years.
5 months ago
I got a vape to try and quit smoking but to no avail.

I'd rather get to the gym and get healtheri that way
5 months ago
You'll quit when you're ready and when you get sick of spending money on 'em.
5 months ago
I've never been but yeah, I'd imagine it's pretty sweet
5 months ago
No mentions of tr?

Why bother reading?
5 months ago
yeah, the subject of ego-maniacs never came up
5 months ago
if you need human interaction start using reddit or an online game with a forum

its where me and TD steal all our content
5 months ago
I wanna golf that Emirates Golf Club course when I go. Kills me how they made grass grow in the desert.
5 months ago
I personally get all my content from Youtube and Facebook.
5 months ago
hahaha you'll see all the plants on life support
5 months ago
Pornsites for content is so 2015
5 months ago
and OC is for the tryhard AWs
5 months ago
Nah, they got a guy to come up with a state of the art irrigation system out there, I guess. Shit, if I can grow oranges and lemons in my basement, grass can grow in Dubai.
5 months ago
it's like they had to terraform the place
5 months ago
They planted Durban ans Sea Island grass in most suburbs out there, and both have real deep roots, so they tolerate the dryness pretty well.
5 months ago
Heh, "Bono" thinks he counts as "human" or even "interaction."

Answer the pending questions, kid. ..there are many, many more to follow.
5 months ago
i cant stress this enough


fuck barret
5 months ago
like honestly at this point barret, if its you, youre so autistic you've basically replaced tr anyway

so theres no point in asking you to stop
5 months ago
but if its tr then i'm sad because he already ran through xzeke and that other guy

which makes me like the 3rd easiest target ??

what the fuck
5 months ago
i dont have the patience for autism
5 months ago
or meth heads
5 months ago
so i'm trying to pit them against each other
5 months ago
punky WELCHED amirite
5 months ago
*amyl nitrate

Fuck off, Bono. Until i see a pair of headphones on your AIDS infested head, jammin' on that YOB link..you're in the dog house with me, dude.
Here's another link for you to enjoy, you fuckwad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
5 months ago
shut the fuck up
5 months ago
wow. you're sooo original.
5 months ago
what did I say like less than 24 hours ago
5 months ago
what did I say right after that?
5 months ago
"I'm a huge faggot and i would suck the wrinkles off squidley".
5 months ago
have you got a link for that one ? you knobhead
5 months ago
yeah but what else
5 months ago
i said punky promised to shut the fuck up forever and i aint want none

5 months ago
that link will serve as an uncomfortable phone ringing over a family dinner because dad has debt collectors
5 months ago
and eventually punky will realize he needs to make good on his promise
5 months ago
he wont. he will just spam with music video links like he always has.
5 months ago
shut the fuck up noob , you don't know punky
5 months ago
hahahah, you know not of punky's resilience
5 months ago
that analogy though hahha
5 months ago
I know punky better than you think. I mean, his tag doesnt have your name now does it.. Bitch.
5 months ago
are you actually an alt?
5 months ago
yes, main account is banned.
5 months ago
I'm pretty sure forever.
5 months ago
who are you then?
5 months ago
read the fucking comment you liked. are you this dumb all the time?
5 months ago
no, I like to have days off being a fucking detective
5 months ago
you think bat-man takes days off.

Fired.
5 months ago
and that doesn't give me a fucking clue who you are
5 months ago
jees, you try to be friendly to some people and they act like a bitch and throw it in your face.

Gotta be oster
5 months ago
about time.
5 months ago
Now I feel like batman.

A pretty stoned, overweight batman
5 months ago
You cant replace your dead parents with food. Well I guess you can in your case.
5 months ago
I don't eat tons. I'm just lazy as fuck essentially.
5 months ago
why? stop being a sad sap and go outside.
5 months ago
I'm trying, but it's hard when you're this unnattractive. My rapestares have become unwelcome.
5 months ago
Are you still awake bro? or did you sleep?
5 months ago
if dush can find a woman i am pretty sure you can.
5 months ago
Dush found a woman? Well played him.

Nah been asleep sewerbro
5 months ago
i just put two and two together

dush was your friend who couldnt get none so he turned into a cock wrangler
5 months ago
nah, but it was a friend from the internet though. Another... less hardcore site.
5 months ago
i swear to god if youre on mlp or furry sites we arent on speaking terms
5 months ago
hahaha
5 months ago
HAHAHAHA
5 months ago
great... I ran Claude off. 8( i must really suck.
5 months ago
fuck this shit. I'm gonna kill myself.

See ya later, Mucho!!!??
5 months ago
belts are not worn around the belly so incorrect title
5 months ago
those chinese always have trouble spotting those negro-traps
5 months ago
Bitch got blacked
5 months ago
hey TR can you investigate the promise that punky broke and give your verdict?
5 months ago
I doubt anyone, even a fake like you, listened to that shit for 10 minutes.
5 months ago
so what youre saying is you did not investigate

5 months ago
your autism commands that you be thorough
5 months ago
Junior, i already determined you are a phony.

Imagine if "phony" becomes the new "autist," which replaced "pedophile" as the goto usenet insult. Just think, you were the first phony at the end of the internet. Maybe Holden Caufield will suck your dick and you can dreamcatch jd salinger's molested daughter or something.
5 months ago
interesting sidenote, bill burr recently mentioned that he ran into TR on his podcast



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHT13HSZbz0
5 months ago
Soooo dull. Do people even listen to podcasts? What is this shit?
5 months ago
Wow. Some guy. On a plane. Drinking.
5 months ago
listen to the whole thing damn you

autism demands diligence
5 months ago
I didn't think anything could be duller than punky's link, but this dullness is something else.
5 months ago
so tell me what you think about punky's fate

should he stay or should he go now?
5 months ago
Must admit I sat through an almost 4 hour long podcast today. Doesn't happen often, but was worth it.
5 months ago
barret you fuck

we are not on speaking terms, dont touch my threads
5 months ago
you have the power to end this
5 months ago
Its out of my hands, it has gained sentience now and taken on a life of its own.
5 months ago
au·tism
ˈôˌtizəm/
noun
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concept


Wrap your head around this, phony. I care not a wit for your comprehension of this awesome verbosity. I write for the future.
5 months ago
Answer the questions. Related by blood or marriage? Paternal oe maternal?

I have plenty of questions about bono's father, who he mentioned more than once.
5 months ago
Think about that for a day or two, while i do whatever i do
5 months ago
fuck this im emailing yak

someone has to get banned
5 months ago
i hope you didnt...yak thinks any complaints are whining nowdays, and threatens to pull the plug
5 months ago
He just says that because he doesn't want people emailing him anymore. He really wants as little as possible to do with the site.
5 months ago
another thing though - of course i'm not happy that barret gave Tr a way back on the site (yes it's really him and not barret) - but if Tr gets banned i'm betting barret does too, and that would REALLY suck
5 months ago
Why would he get banned, dude? Seems like half the MS users left here are alts. Yak would have to ban nearly everybody if he was going to ban people for having alts.
5 months ago
sounds more like jrob than Tr.
5 months ago
muchoaids, dude
5 months ago
it's fucking drum watch.
5 months ago
I didn't think of that, poss. Still, that would've happened by now, don't ya think?
5 months ago
nope, cuz nobody said boo until (maybe) funnyuncle 2nite
5 months ago
Ah, you've been paying attention. I still think it would've happened by now.
5 months ago
* possum crosses paws and doesnt email ANYBODY *
5 months ago
* possum pokes Barret with.... a herring *
5 months ago
Like me or Jrob could emulate that verbosity.
5 months ago
@possum

youre a mod
5 months ago
yikes
5 months ago
and so is jrob if he wants it
5 months ago
so you are buying Mucho?
5 months ago
LOL@ Bono buyingmucho..
5 months ago
Bono and Jrob get their heads together and buy out yak........
5 months ago
dude wants 20 big ones
5 months ago
okay just made that up
5 months ago
20k for mucho?
5 months ago
Yeah bono isn't buying mucho for that.
5 months ago
nobodys doing anything
5 months ago
Bono isn't buying mucho period. Mucho is more lucrative for yak than bono ever would be.
5 months ago
implying im paying for muchosucko.com

im making bonosucko
5 months ago
much different
5 months ago
it's not even Super Niggers final form.
5 months ago
its gonna take a lot of oxy clean to clean that kfc grease off
5 months ago
thank god...you finally did something RIGHT.
5 months ago
You get an F for your racist title. Not all Asians do Karate you know...
5 months ago
ps

I would sooo drink her piss.
5 months ago
recover password
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