points: 10

she must be a blackbelt

do i get an award for my title?

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by Bono

submitted June 28th 2017

174 comments
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she must be a blackbelt
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no
4 weeks ago
a hogmaster comment is reward enough
4 weeks ago
gay
4 weeks ago
what you gonna do for an encore , give him a blowjob ?
4 weeks ago
stop being homophobic fries

that shit might fly in the UK

but not here
4 weeks ago
what a backwards place you come from, no wonder thatnigger420 hates you
4 weeks ago
you have it all wrong... I hate thatdude420
4 weeks ago
racist
4 weeks ago
its hardly racist just to hate somebody
4 weeks ago
yeah but you hate him because he's stupid

and he's stupid because he's black

which makes you a racist
4 weeks ago
in case you hadn't noticed I actually call him white
dog shit from the 1970's is darker than he is
4 weeks ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white%20dog%20shit
4 weeks ago
dont tell me about white dog shit like i dont know what it is
4 weeks ago
TD ain't stupid man, he's just intellectually casual
4 weeks ago
punky is stupid
4 weeks ago
maybe... but maybe punky is just misunderstood
4 weeks ago
now I know you're talking bollocks
4 weeks ago
td420 is a mucho casual who has everyone on the site (except me and whunu) pushing his muchorep up with his banality
4 weeks ago
his subs arent shit fries, get a fucking grip mate.
4 weeks ago
you're just biased based on your opinion of him
4 weeks ago
he subs the same stuff all the time.... that makes him banal
4 weeks ago
yeah he's a good supply of mediocre but enjoyable subs. Not everyhting can be brilliant
4 weeks ago
he appears and subs some half a dozen videos that always include petrol stations / train mishaps / suicides / motorcycle or machine accidents
4 weeks ago
its almost as bad as squidley and his mediocre and incessant lame porn subs
4 weeks ago
his is far from brilliant... I would rather have 2 dozens possums subbing than one td420
4 weeks ago
that's not a reason to fucking hate him like you do man
4 weeks ago
it's like complaining that your cornflakes are too crunchy
4 weeks ago
you're like a mucho brat
4 weeks ago
I have too much love for the rest of muchoers , at least let me hate him and squidley
4 weeks ago
can't you just substitute punky for TD? I'd be happy then
4 weeks ago
actually, a better analogy is complaining that the pussy you're fucking is too wet
4 weeks ago
I love da pussy
4 weeks ago
talk about a softball...
4 weeks ago
no one?
4 weeks ago
I chuckled.
4 weeks ago
what's up mako
4 weeks ago
sorry to mucho kill, but this is my current primary source of human interaction
4 weeks ago
loner
4 weeks ago
That's okay. There's other Brits here that have the same problem, too.
4 weeks ago
I am a loner man, I find social interaction too draining
4 weeks ago
Just imagine if ya didn't have the Internet, dude. It can be a lifesaver for some.
4 weeks ago
yeah mate, I would go frikken insane lel

It's a good age to be socially inept
4 weeks ago
I am having to clinically expose myself to social situations at the moment. But I just get the feeling that I'm just lurking around like a weirdo lol
4 weeks ago
fisrt world problems
4 weeks ago
Meh, with all the shit Amazon has now there's little reason for some to leave the house. Shit, I can even get my groceries delivered now. But you don't have to jump right back into society all at once. Still, ya gotta get out there, though.
4 weeks ago
cheers makobro
4 weeks ago
why would mako know anything about brits
4 weeks ago
We used to have British exchange students come to our school district for a few years. They stopped using Brits and switched to Polish kids because the British kids were constantly getting their asses kicked and had horrible grades.
4 weeks ago
Also had a girlfriend in my 20's that was from Richmond upon Thames.
4 weeks ago
and it was always americans that got their asses kicked over here
4 weeks ago
Sure they did, fries. Still into your artwork, MD?
4 weeks ago
nah, I kinda burned out doing it. I'm trying to concentrate on having some form of a life outisde of the house lol
4 weeks ago
Best advice I can give ya is try walking around town during the day. Quit the cigs if ya can, too. Those fuck up your entire body.
4 weeks ago
my sister is here at the moment from Dubai, which is cool. Since I still literally know nobody else apart from family where I live
4 weeks ago
Dubai looks like a fuckin killer time. Hope to make it there and to Israel in the next couple years.
4 weeks ago
I got a vape to try and quit smoking but to no avail.

I'd rather get to the gym and get healtheri that way
4 weeks ago
You'll quit when you're ready and when you get sick of spending money on 'em.
4 weeks ago
I've never been but yeah, I'd imagine it's pretty sweet
4 weeks ago
No mentions of tr?

Why bother reading?
4 weeks ago
yeah, the subject of ego-maniacs never came up
4 weeks ago
if you need human interaction start using reddit or an online game with a forum

its where me and TD steal all our content
4 weeks ago
I wanna golf that Emirates Golf Club course when I go. Kills me how they made grass grow in the desert.
4 weeks ago
I personally get all my content from Youtube and Facebook.
4 weeks ago
hahaha you'll see all the plants on life support
4 weeks ago
Pornsites for content is so 2015
4 weeks ago
and OC is for the tryhard AWs
4 weeks ago
Nah, they got a guy to come up with a state of the art irrigation system out there, I guess. Shit, if I can grow oranges and lemons in my basement, grass can grow in Dubai.
4 weeks ago
it's like they had to terraform the place
4 weeks ago
They planted Durban ans Sea Island grass in most suburbs out there, and both have real deep roots, so they tolerate the dryness pretty well.
4 weeks ago
Heh, "Bono" thinks he counts as "human" or even "interaction."

Answer the pending questions, kid. ..there are many, many more to follow.
4 weeks ago
i cant stress this enough


fuck barret
4 weeks ago
like honestly at this point barret, if its you, youre so autistic you've basically replaced tr anyway

so theres no point in asking you to stop
4 weeks ago
but if its tr then i'm sad because he already ran through xzeke and that other guy

which makes me like the 3rd easiest target ??

what the fuck
4 weeks ago
i dont have the patience for autism
4 weeks ago
or meth heads
4 weeks ago
so i'm trying to pit them against each other
4 weeks ago
punky WELCHED amirite
4 weeks ago
*amyl nitrate

Fuck off, Bono. Until i see a pair of headphones on your AIDS infested head, jammin' on that YOB link..you're in the dog house with me, dude.
Here's another link for you to enjoy, you fuckwad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
4 weeks ago
shut the fuck up
4 weeks ago
wow. you're sooo original.
4 weeks ago
what did I say like less than 24 hours ago
4 weeks ago
what did I say right after that?
4 weeks ago
"I'm a huge faggot and i would suck the wrinkles off squidley".
4 weeks ago
have you got a link for that one ? you knobhead
4 weeks ago
yeah but what else
4 weeks ago
i said punky promised to shut the fuck up forever and i aint want none

4 weeks ago
that link will serve as an uncomfortable phone ringing over a family dinner because dad has debt collectors
4 weeks ago
and eventually punky will realize he needs to make good on his promise
4 weeks ago
he wont. he will just spam with music video links like he always has.
4 weeks ago
shut the fuck up noob , you don't know punky
4 weeks ago
hahahah, you know not of punky's resilience
4 weeks ago
that analogy though hahha
4 weeks ago
I know punky better than you think. I mean, his tag doesnt have your name now does it.. Bitch.
4 weeks ago
are you actually an alt?
4 weeks ago
yes, main account is banned.
4 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure forever.
4 weeks ago
who are you then?
4 weeks ago
read the fucking comment you liked. are you this dumb all the time?
4 weeks ago
no, I like to have days off being a fucking detective
4 weeks ago
you think bat-man takes days off.

Fired.
4 weeks ago
and that doesn't give me a fucking clue who you are
4 weeks ago
jees, you try to be friendly to some people and they act like a bitch and throw it in your face.

Gotta be oster
4 weeks ago
about time.
4 weeks ago
Now I feel like batman.

A pretty stoned, overweight batman
4 weeks ago
You cant replace your dead parents with food. Well I guess you can in your case.
4 weeks ago
I don't eat tons. I'm just lazy as fuck essentially.
4 weeks ago
why? stop being a sad sap and go outside.
4 weeks ago
I'm trying, but it's hard when you're this unnattractive. My rapestares have become unwelcome.
4 weeks ago
Are you still awake bro? or did you sleep?
4 weeks ago
if dush can find a woman i am pretty sure you can.
4 weeks ago
Dush found a woman? Well played him.

Nah been asleep sewerbro
4 weeks ago
i just put two and two together

dush was your friend who couldnt get none so he turned into a cock wrangler
4 weeks ago
nah, but it was a friend from the internet though. Another... less hardcore site.
4 weeks ago
i swear to god if youre on mlp or furry sites we arent on speaking terms
4 weeks ago
hahaha
4 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA
4 weeks ago
great... I ran Claude off. 8( i must really suck.
4 weeks ago
fuck this shit. I'm gonna kill myself.

See ya later, Mucho!!!??
4 weeks ago
belts are not worn around the belly so incorrect title
4 weeks ago
those chinese always have trouble spotting those negro-traps
4 weeks ago
Bitch got blacked
4 weeks ago
hey TR can you investigate the promise that punky broke and give your verdict?
4 weeks ago
I doubt anyone, even a fake like you, listened to that shit for 10 minutes.
4 weeks ago
so what youre saying is you did not investigate

4 weeks ago
your autism commands that you be thorough
4 weeks ago
Junior, i already determined you are a phony.

Imagine if "phony" becomes the new "autist," which replaced "pedophile" as the goto usenet insult. Just think, you were the first phony at the end of the internet. Maybe Holden Caufield will suck your dick and you can dreamcatch jd salinger's molested daughter or something.
4 weeks ago
interesting sidenote, bill burr recently mentioned that he ran into TR on his podcast



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHT13HSZbz0
4 weeks ago
Soooo dull. Do people even listen to podcasts? What is this shit?
4 weeks ago
Wow. Some guy. On a plane. Drinking.
4 weeks ago
listen to the whole thing damn you

autism demands diligence
4 weeks ago
I didn't think anything could be duller than punky's link, but this dullness is something else.
4 weeks ago
so tell me what you think about punky's fate

should he stay or should he go now?
4 weeks ago
Must admit I sat through an almost 4 hour long podcast today. Doesn't happen often, but was worth it.
4 weeks ago
barret you fuck

we are not on speaking terms, dont touch my threads
4 weeks ago
you have the power to end this
4 weeks ago
Its out of my hands, it has gained sentience now and taken on a life of its own.
4 weeks ago
au·tism
ˈôˌtizəm/
noun
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concept


Wrap your head around this, phony. I care not a wit for your comprehension of this awesome verbosity. I write for the future.
4 weeks ago
Answer the questions. Related by blood or marriage? Paternal oe maternal?

I have plenty of questions about bono's father, who he mentioned more than once.
4 weeks ago
Think about that for a day or two, while i do whatever i do
4 weeks ago
fuck this im emailing yak

someone has to get banned
4 weeks ago
i hope you didnt...yak thinks any complaints are whining nowdays, and threatens to pull the plug
4 weeks ago
He just says that because he doesn't want people emailing him anymore. He really wants as little as possible to do with the site.
4 weeks ago
another thing though - of course i'm not happy that barret gave Tr a way back on the site (yes it's really him and not barret) - but if Tr gets banned i'm betting barret does too, and that would REALLY suck
4 weeks ago
Why would he get banned, dude? Seems like half the MS users left here are alts. Yak would have to ban nearly everybody if he was going to ban people for having alts.
4 weeks ago
sounds more like jrob than Tr.
4 weeks ago
muchoaids, dude
4 weeks ago
it's fucking drum watch.
4 weeks ago
I didn't think of that, poss. Still, that would've happened by now, don't ya think?
4 weeks ago
nope, cuz nobody said boo until (maybe) funnyuncle 2nite
4 weeks ago
Ah, you've been paying attention. I still think it would've happened by now.
4 weeks ago
* possum crosses paws and doesnt email ANYBODY *
4 weeks ago
* possum pokes Barret with.... a herring *
4 weeks ago
Like me or Jrob could emulate that verbosity.
4 weeks ago
@possum

youre a mod
4 weeks ago
yikes
4 weeks ago
and so is jrob if he wants it
4 weeks ago
so you are buying Mucho?
4 weeks ago
LOL@ Bono buyingmucho..
4 weeks ago
Bono and Jrob get their heads together and buy out yak........
4 weeks ago
dude wants 20 big ones
4 weeks ago
okay just made that up
4 weeks ago
20k for mucho?
4 weeks ago
Yeah bono isn't buying mucho for that.
4 weeks ago
nobodys doing anything
4 weeks ago
Bono isn't buying mucho period. Mucho is more lucrative for yak than bono ever would be.
4 weeks ago
implying im paying for muchosucko.com

im making bonosucko
4 weeks ago
much different
4 weeks ago
it's not even Super Niggers final form.
4 weeks ago
its gonna take a lot of oxy clean to clean that kfc grease off
4 weeks ago
thank god...you finally did something RIGHT.
4 weeks ago
You get an F for your racist title. Not all Asians do Karate you know...
4 weeks ago
ps

I would sooo drink her piss.
4 weeks ago
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