points: 10

she must be a blackbelt

do i get an award for my title?

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by Bono

submitted June 28th 2017

174 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
she must be a blackbelt
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comments (174)
no
1 year ago
a hogmaster comment is reward enough
1 year ago
gay
1 year ago
what you gonna do for an encore , give him a blowjob ?
1 year ago
stop being homophobic fries

that shit might fly in the UK

but not here
1 year ago
what a backwards place you come from, no wonder thatnigger420 hates you
1 year ago
you have it all wrong... I hate thatdude420
1 year ago
racist
1 year ago
its hardly racist just to hate somebody
1 year ago
yeah but you hate him because he's stupid

and he's stupid because he's black

which makes you a racist
1 year ago
in case you hadn't noticed I actually call him white
dog shit from the 1970's is darker than he is
1 year ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white%20dog%20shit
1 year ago
dont tell me about white dog shit like i dont know what it is
1 year ago
TD ain't stupid man, he's just intellectually casual
1 year ago
punky is stupid
1 year ago
maybe... but maybe punky is just misunderstood
1 year ago
now I know you're talking bollocks
1 year ago
td420 is a mucho casual who has everyone on the site (except me and whunu) pushing his muchorep up with his banality
1 year ago
his subs arent shit fries, get a fucking grip mate.
1 year ago
you're just biased based on your opinion of him
1 year ago
he subs the same stuff all the time.... that makes him banal
1 year ago
yeah he's a good supply of mediocre but enjoyable subs. Not everyhting can be brilliant
1 year ago
he appears and subs some half a dozen videos that always include petrol stations / train mishaps / suicides / motorcycle or machine accidents
1 year ago
its almost as bad as squidley and his mediocre and incessant lame porn subs
1 year ago
his is far from brilliant... I would rather have 2 dozens possums subbing than one td420
1 year ago
that's not a reason to fucking hate him like you do man
1 year ago
it's like complaining that your cornflakes are too crunchy
1 year ago
you're like a mucho brat
1 year ago
I have too much love for the rest of muchoers , at least let me hate him and squidley
1 year ago
can't you just substitute punky for TD? I'd be happy then
1 year ago
actually, a better analogy is complaining that the pussy you're fucking is too wet
1 year ago
I love da pussy
1 year ago
talk about a softball...
1 year ago
no one?
1 year ago
I chuckled.
1 year ago
what's up mako
1 year ago
sorry to mucho kill, but this is my current primary source of human interaction
1 year ago
loner
1 year ago
That's okay. There's other Brits here that have the same problem, too.
1 year ago
I am a loner man, I find social interaction too draining
1 year ago
Just imagine if ya didn't have the Internet, dude. It can be a lifesaver for some.
1 year ago
yeah mate, I would go frikken insane lel

It's a good age to be socially inept
1 year ago
I am having to clinically expose myself to social situations at the moment. But I just get the feeling that I'm just lurking around like a weirdo lol
1 year ago
fisrt world problems
1 year ago
Meh, with all the shit Amazon has now there's little reason for some to leave the house. Shit, I can even get my groceries delivered now. But you don't have to jump right back into society all at once. Still, ya gotta get out there, though.
1 year ago
cheers makobro
1 year ago
why would mako know anything about brits
1 year ago
We used to have British exchange students come to our school district for a few years. They stopped using Brits and switched to Polish kids because the British kids were constantly getting their asses kicked and had horrible grades.
1 year ago
Also had a girlfriend in my 20's that was from Richmond upon Thames.
1 year ago
and it was always americans that got their asses kicked over here
1 year ago
Sure they did, fries. Still into your artwork, MD?
1 year ago
nah, I kinda burned out doing it. I'm trying to concentrate on having some form of a life outisde of the house lol
1 year ago
Best advice I can give ya is try walking around town during the day. Quit the cigs if ya can, too. Those fuck up your entire body.
1 year ago
my sister is here at the moment from Dubai, which is cool. Since I still literally know nobody else apart from family where I live
1 year ago
Dubai looks like a fuckin killer time. Hope to make it there and to Israel in the next couple years.
1 year ago
I got a vape to try and quit smoking but to no avail.

I'd rather get to the gym and get healtheri that way
1 year ago
You'll quit when you're ready and when you get sick of spending money on 'em.
1 year ago
I've never been but yeah, I'd imagine it's pretty sweet
1 year ago
No mentions of tr?

Why bother reading?
1 year ago
yeah, the subject of ego-maniacs never came up
1 year ago
if you need human interaction start using reddit or an online game with a forum

its where me and TD steal all our content
1 year ago
I wanna golf that Emirates Golf Club course when I go. Kills me how they made grass grow in the desert.
1 year ago
I personally get all my content from Youtube and Facebook.
1 year ago
hahaha you'll see all the plants on life support
1 year ago
Pornsites for content is so 2015
1 year ago
and OC is for the tryhard AWs
1 year ago
Nah, they got a guy to come up with a state of the art irrigation system out there, I guess. Shit, if I can grow oranges and lemons in my basement, grass can grow in Dubai.
1 year ago
it's like they had to terraform the place
1 year ago
They planted Durban ans Sea Island grass in most suburbs out there, and both have real deep roots, so they tolerate the dryness pretty well.
1 year ago
Heh, "Bono" thinks he counts as "human" or even "interaction."

Answer the pending questions, kid. ..there are many, many more to follow.
1 year ago
i cant stress this enough


fuck barret
1 year ago
like honestly at this point barret, if its you, youre so autistic you've basically replaced tr anyway

so theres no point in asking you to stop
1 year ago
but if its tr then i'm sad because he already ran through xzeke and that other guy

which makes me like the 3rd easiest target ??

what the fuck
1 year ago
i dont have the patience for autism
1 year ago
or meth heads
1 year ago
so i'm trying to pit them against each other
1 year ago
punky WELCHED amirite
1 year ago
*amyl nitrate

Fuck off, Bono. Until i see a pair of headphones on your AIDS infested head, jammin' on that YOB link..you're in the dog house with me, dude.
Here's another link for you to enjoy, you fuckwad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
1 year ago
shut the fuck up
1 year ago
wow. you're sooo original.
1 year ago
what did I say like less than 24 hours ago
1 year ago
what did I say right after that?
1 year ago
"I'm a huge faggot and i would suck the wrinkles off squidley".
1 year ago
have you got a link for that one ? you knobhead
1 year ago
yeah but what else
1 year ago
i said punky promised to shut the fuck up forever and i aint want none

1 year ago
that link will serve as an uncomfortable phone ringing over a family dinner because dad has debt collectors
1 year ago
and eventually punky will realize he needs to make good on his promise
1 year ago
he wont. he will just spam with music video links like he always has.
1 year ago
shut the fuck up noob , you don't know punky
1 year ago
hahahah, you know not of punky's resilience
1 year ago
that analogy though hahha
1 year ago
I know punky better than you think. I mean, his tag doesnt have your name now does it.. Bitch.
1 year ago
are you actually an alt?
1 year ago
yes, main account is banned.
1 year ago
I'm pretty sure forever.
1 year ago
who are you then?
1 year ago
read the fucking comment you liked. are you this dumb all the time?
1 year ago
no, I like to have days off being a fucking detective
1 year ago
you think bat-man takes days off.

Fired.
1 year ago
and that doesn't give me a fucking clue who you are
1 year ago
jees, you try to be friendly to some people and they act like a bitch and throw it in your face.

Gotta be oster
1 year ago
about time.
1 year ago
Now I feel like batman.

A pretty stoned, overweight batman
1 year ago
You cant replace your dead parents with food. Well I guess you can in your case.
1 year ago
I don't eat tons. I'm just lazy as fuck essentially.
1 year ago
why? stop being a sad sap and go outside.
1 year ago
I'm trying, but it's hard when you're this unnattractive. My rapestares have become unwelcome.
1 year ago
Are you still awake bro? or did you sleep?
1 year ago
if dush can find a woman i am pretty sure you can.
1 year ago
Dush found a woman? Well played him.

Nah been asleep sewerbro
1 year ago
i just put two and two together

dush was your friend who couldnt get none so he turned into a cock wrangler
1 year ago
nah, but it was a friend from the internet though. Another... less hardcore site.
1 year ago
i swear to god if youre on mlp or furry sites we arent on speaking terms
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
1 year ago
great... I ran Claude off. 8( i must really suck.
1 year ago
fuck this shit. I'm gonna kill myself.

See ya later, Mucho!!!??
1 year ago
belts are not worn around the belly so incorrect title
1 year ago
those chinese always have trouble spotting those negro-traps
1 year ago
Bitch got blacked
1 year ago
hey TR can you investigate the promise that punky broke and give your verdict?
1 year ago
I doubt anyone, even a fake like you, listened to that shit for 10 minutes.
1 year ago
so what youre saying is you did not investigate

1 year ago
your autism commands that you be thorough
1 year ago
Junior, i already determined you are a phony.

Imagine if "phony" becomes the new "autist," which replaced "pedophile" as the goto usenet insult. Just think, you were the first phony at the end of the internet. Maybe Holden Caufield will suck your dick and you can dreamcatch jd salinger's molested daughter or something.
1 year ago
interesting sidenote, bill burr recently mentioned that he ran into TR on his podcast



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHT13HSZbz0
1 year ago
Soooo dull. Do people even listen to podcasts? What is this shit?
1 year ago
Wow. Some guy. On a plane. Drinking.
1 year ago
listen to the whole thing damn you

autism demands diligence
1 year ago
I didn't think anything could be duller than punky's link, but this dullness is something else.
1 year ago
so tell me what you think about punky's fate

should he stay or should he go now?
1 year ago
Must admit I sat through an almost 4 hour long podcast today. Doesn't happen often, but was worth it.
1 year ago
barret you fuck

we are not on speaking terms, dont touch my threads
1 year ago
you have the power to end this
1 year ago
Its out of my hands, it has gained sentience now and taken on a life of its own.
1 year ago
au·tism
ˈôˌtizəm/
noun
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concept


Wrap your head around this, phony. I care not a wit for your comprehension of this awesome verbosity. I write for the future.
1 year ago
Answer the questions. Related by blood or marriage? Paternal oe maternal?

I have plenty of questions about bono's father, who he mentioned more than once.
1 year ago
Think about that for a day or two, while i do whatever i do
1 year ago
fuck this im emailing yak

someone has to get banned
1 year ago
i hope you didnt...yak thinks any complaints are whining nowdays, and threatens to pull the plug
1 year ago
He just says that because he doesn't want people emailing him anymore. He really wants as little as possible to do with the site.
1 year ago
another thing though - of course i'm not happy that barret gave Tr a way back on the site (yes it's really him and not barret) - but if Tr gets banned i'm betting barret does too, and that would REALLY suck
1 year ago
Why would he get banned, dude? Seems like half the MS users left here are alts. Yak would have to ban nearly everybody if he was going to ban people for having alts.
1 year ago
sounds more like jrob than Tr.
1 year ago
muchoaids, dude
1 year ago
it's fucking drum watch.
1 year ago
I didn't think of that, poss. Still, that would've happened by now, don't ya think?
1 year ago
nope, cuz nobody said boo until (maybe) funnyuncle 2nite
1 year ago
Ah, you've been paying attention. I still think it would've happened by now.
1 year ago
* possum crosses paws and doesnt email ANYBODY *
1 year ago
* possum pokes Barret with.... a herring *
1 year ago
Like me or Jrob could emulate that verbosity.
1 year ago
@possum

youre a mod
1 year ago
yikes
1 year ago
and so is jrob if he wants it
1 year ago
so you are buying Mucho?
1 year ago
LOL@ Bono buyingmucho..
1 year ago
Bono and Jrob get their heads together and buy out yak........
1 year ago
dude wants 20 big ones
1 year ago
okay just made that up
1 year ago
20k for mucho?
1 year ago
Yeah bono isn't buying mucho for that.
1 year ago
nobodys doing anything
1 year ago
Bono isn't buying mucho period. Mucho is more lucrative for yak than bono ever would be.
1 year ago
implying im paying for muchosucko.com

im making bonosucko
1 year ago
much different
1 year ago
it's not even Super Niggers final form.
1 year ago
its gonna take a lot of oxy clean to clean that kfc grease off
1 year ago
thank god...you finally did something RIGHT.
1 year ago
You get an F for your racist title. Not all Asians do Karate you know...
1 year ago
ps

I would sooo drink her piss.
1 year ago
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