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Storytime with Greg Valentino

Greg Valentino recounts the tale of the lettuce ass.

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by makodragon

submitted June 24th 2017

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hahaha wtf
So he went into the pool with the same shorts...
I can't blame him for what happened, except that part. Geebus.
5 months ago
"my kids are playing with my shit lettuce"

hahahahahaahh
5 months ago
"Yay, seaweed! Seaweed!"
5 months ago
DAMN STRAIGHT, MOTHER FUCKER!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ikRUPpwjEjY
5 months ago
Abandon ship.
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
5 months ago
FUCK YOU TURDFUCKS!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tkqyD_loTg
5 months ago
nobody listensssssss

cant you get it through your thick skull??
5 months ago
interdragon :(
5 months ago
Clear vision in what you say
Is you lost yourself in the deadlock
In which you were raised
Recognition of a hand that fed
Mouths that bled, Biting back today

Clear vision of a boast and brag
Cuts me off and leaves me dead on the way
Keeping busy by causing skies to dark with flies
But think of all that you praised
Give it right back and get back to your promises
Give it right back and get back to your promises
Or damn us all to hell
Crush us all
Still lost in the brag

This season you'll raise your gun and knock out one
Frame the head at your place
Sick sleazy and weighs a ton, now you're undone
Stuck up to your waste
Look over the hills you dwell
You look like hell in the window holding you face
Cars engine is cold and sad
You're driving bad
Talking into
5 months ago
Hickory Dickory Dock
Shut Up
5 months ago
eat a dick, you sweaty, white trash fuck.
5 months ago
jesus fuck punky...
5 months ago
would a bullet to your head even damage your brain?
5 months ago
lol@you believing there's a "JESUS", you pussy!!!
5 months ago
Faggots.
Faggots Everywhere.
5 months ago
that's what you take from this?
5 months ago
when you die of FAT CANCER, I'll be looking over coffin, you SLUGFUCK
5 months ago
*your
5 months ago
hahahahhhaahahahahahahahhahahahaha
5 months ago
okay that was funny.

But mostly you are fucking dumb man
5 months ago
dude..
5 months ago
Yes.
Yes it is.
5 months ago
Can i rub your shoulder meat, BDog.
5 months ago
*?
5 months ago
Who?
5 months ago
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