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Baby Daddy Wanted

"I remember that we got drunk and fucked, but that's about it."

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by makodragon

submitted June 24th 2017

71 comments
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comments (71)
Get a DNA test.
1 month ago
What the fuck are they going to compare it to?
1 month ago
Everyone's dna
1 month ago
Well she could go back to the bar and see if anyone looks familiar.
1 month ago
You must've missed the part where she said the guy was on vacation in Denmark and that she doesn't remember where he's from.
1 month ago
Well that would complicate things I have to admit.
1 month ago
I'm sure the welfare system of Denmark will help her care for her child. Perhaps she can marry a man who will adopt the child.
1 month ago
Now that Lada is gone perhaps I could take her in? I could adopt them both. Trouble is women are fickle and she might leave my old ass.
1 month ago
You're experienced with that though....
1 month ago
While a DNA test would not find the father it would find the father's nationality. These tests can be very specific and it can determine where the father came from. So while the father will probably never be known at least the kid will grow up with a sense of heritage.
1 month ago
I often wonder if I ever knocked up a woman during my world travels?
1 month ago
This could have been my child forty years ago.
1 month ago
Squidley..... you ARE the father!!!!!!!
1 month ago
The kid looks white. It could be worse.
1 month ago
go on....
1 month ago
you sound like a cuck mate
1 month ago
squidley ?
1 month ago
Well she got drunk in a bar didn't she? Well sometimes we fuck people while drunk that we wouldn't fuck sober. Soooooooo having said that at least the baby is white.
1 month ago
there you go again... you really are a massive racist not to mention retarded
1 month ago
I know a woman who adopted a girl who was fathered in Germany like this. Strange story. The woman was under the impression that she was unable to conceive but after the adoption was final she got pregnant. The Germans refused to take the baby back so she was stuck with a half Mexican half German baby girl.

The story would have ended up bad had Lada not adopted her.
1 month ago
Kid has an odd appetite. Her Knockwurst has to be rolled into a taco shell.
1 month ago
squidfeld strikes again
1 month ago
Creme filled danish.
1 month ago
Creme Friache
1 month ago
Kinda hot tho....just dumber than dog shit.
1 month ago
I feel bad for that kid.
1 month ago
Is that empathy I sense
1 month ago
No, it's called sympathy.
1 month ago
Still .. not one of your usual traits
1 month ago
Sure it is. You just don't know me. I feel sympathetic for this kid in the same way I feel sympathy for your children.
1 month ago
No need to feel sympathy towards them. They make their own choices. I made a choice and I've been made to regret it ever aince
1 month ago
Well see, that's just it: everyone in that situation made a bad choice, but sometimes you just have to step back and say "fuck it" and forgive people. The kid in the video really didn't have a choice. His mom and dad made a bad decision one night and now he has to live with the consequences of his parent's decision.
1 month ago
If I was that dude I would stay away. She probably just wants his bank details
1 month ago
ThatDude has money?
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost cancels flight to Toronto and books next available flight to Denmark *
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk collects ticket change fee. *
1 month ago
You FUCK!!!!!
1 month ago
They are so hot.. and easy.
1 month ago
technically this is 'babies daddy wanted'
1 month ago
*baby's
1 month ago
damn it!
1 month ago
don't get technical on me, fgt
1 month ago
Awwww, he left her a souvenir......
1 month ago
I bet this is how Loslobos got hers
1 month ago
She doesn't have a kid, you idiot.
1 month ago
im pretty sure she does
1 month ago
Because you're dumb like that. She doesn't have a kid, fries.
1 month ago
well what do I care... like most of the fucks on here that lie... at least im honest
1 month ago
You're a useless sack of shit and a welfare queen. But then, you don't care.
1 month ago
you're talking shit again
1 month ago
Likewise.
1 month ago
I know a girl who got pregnant like this while attending college. She got pregnant after a party where she got drunk. Years pass and the child has an IQ at genius which led her to believe the father ws not a student but her math professor.

A DNA test revealed her to be correct and the perve had to support the kid after over ten years of not knowing he even had a son.
1 month ago
was it one of your daughters ? they seem slack enough
1 month ago
Unless I find out differently my daughters kept their legs closed until they got married. Both of them are educated, married to good men and make a great living. My grandchildren pass for white and that's good.
1 month ago
Blue-pilled to fuck
1 month ago
shes not even breast feeding.
1 month ago
that could be breast milk he's drinking, sherlock
1 month ago
that's not what I was saying
1 month ago
you wanna see breastfeeding?
1 month ago
yes. its natural and sexy
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPAkfilXqx8
1 month ago
I was thinking more along the lines of - http://muchosucko.com/46182/Babe-Breast-Feeding
1 month ago
Pro tip....

Keep it in your pants.
1 month ago
* Magawd throws UCAN Zippers USA at POTUSF *
1 month ago
This is why god invented abortions.....
1 month ago
Also..... FAKE
1 month ago
Use your googles......
1 month ago
Just admit that you are the father alredy, before you end up on Maury.
1 month ago
HONEY I FOUND YOU! LET'S FUCK AGAIN... I BROUGHT THE WHISKEY!
4 weeks ago
punky?
4 weeks ago
I would say AKA but the woman is too old.
4 weeks ago
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