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Baby Daddy Wanted

"I remember that we got drunk and fucked, but that's about it."

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by makodragon

submitted June 24th 2017

71 comments
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comments (71)
Get a DNA test.
1 year ago
What the fuck are they going to compare it to?
1 year ago
Everyone's dna
1 year ago
Well she could go back to the bar and see if anyone looks familiar.
1 year ago
You must've missed the part where she said the guy was on vacation in Denmark and that she doesn't remember where he's from.
1 year ago
Well that would complicate things I have to admit.
1 year ago
I'm sure the welfare system of Denmark will help her care for her child. Perhaps she can marry a man who will adopt the child.
1 year ago
Now that Lada is gone perhaps I could take her in? I could adopt them both. Trouble is women are fickle and she might leave my old ass.
1 year ago
You're experienced with that though....
1 year ago
While a DNA test would not find the father it would find the father's nationality. These tests can be very specific and it can determine where the father came from. So while the father will probably never be known at least the kid will grow up with a sense of heritage.
1 year ago
I often wonder if I ever knocked up a woman during my world travels?
1 year ago
This could have been my child forty years ago.
1 year ago
Squidley..... you ARE the father!!!!!!!
1 year ago
The kid looks white. It could be worse.
1 year ago
go on....
1 year ago
you sound like a cuck mate
1 year ago
squidley ?
1 year ago
Well she got drunk in a bar didn't she? Well sometimes we fuck people while drunk that we wouldn't fuck sober. Soooooooo having said that at least the baby is white.
1 year ago
there you go again... you really are a massive racist not to mention retarded
1 year ago
I know a woman who adopted a girl who was fathered in Germany like this. Strange story. The woman was under the impression that she was unable to conceive but after the adoption was final she got pregnant. The Germans refused to take the baby back so she was stuck with a half Mexican half German baby girl.

The story would have ended up bad had Lada not adopted her.
1 year ago
Kid has an odd appetite. Her Knockwurst has to be rolled into a taco shell.
1 year ago
squidfeld strikes again
1 year ago
Creme filled danish.
1 year ago
Creme Friache
1 year ago
Kinda hot tho....just dumber than dog shit.
1 year ago
I feel bad for that kid.
1 year ago
Is that empathy I sense
1 year ago
No, it's called sympathy.
1 year ago
Still .. not one of your usual traits
1 year ago
Sure it is. You just don't know me. I feel sympathetic for this kid in the same way I feel sympathy for your children.
1 year ago
No need to feel sympathy towards them. They make their own choices. I made a choice and I've been made to regret it ever aince
1 year ago
Well see, that's just it: everyone in that situation made a bad choice, but sometimes you just have to step back and say "fuck it" and forgive people. The kid in the video really didn't have a choice. His mom and dad made a bad decision one night and now he has to live with the consequences of his parent's decision.
1 year ago
If I was that dude I would stay away. She probably just wants his bank details
1 year ago
ThatDude has money?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost cancels flight to Toronto and books next available flight to Denmark *
1 year ago
* JamesTKirk collects ticket change fee. *
1 year ago
You FUCK!!!!!
1 year ago
They are so hot.. and easy.
1 year ago
technically this is 'babies daddy wanted'
1 year ago
*baby's
1 year ago
damn it!
1 year ago
don't get technical on me, fgt
1 year ago
Awwww, he left her a souvenir......
1 year ago
I bet this is how Loslobos got hers
1 year ago
She doesn't have a kid, you idiot.
1 year ago
im pretty sure she does
1 year ago
Because you're dumb like that. She doesn't have a kid, fries.
1 year ago
well what do I care... like most of the fucks on here that lie... at least im honest
1 year ago
You're a useless sack of shit and a welfare queen. But then, you don't care.
1 year ago
you're talking shit again
1 year ago
Likewise.
1 year ago
I know a girl who got pregnant like this while attending college. She got pregnant after a party where she got drunk. Years pass and the child has an IQ at genius which led her to believe the father ws not a student but her math professor.

A DNA test revealed her to be correct and the perve had to support the kid after over ten years of not knowing he even had a son.
1 year ago
was it one of your daughters ? they seem slack enough
1 year ago
Unless I find out differently my daughters kept their legs closed until they got married. Both of them are educated, married to good men and make a great living. My grandchildren pass for white and that's good.
1 year ago
Blue-pilled to fuck
1 year ago
shes not even breast feeding.
1 year ago
that could be breast milk he's drinking, sherlock
1 year ago
that's not what I was saying
1 year ago
you wanna see breastfeeding?
1 year ago
yes. its natural and sexy
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPAkfilXqx8
1 year ago
I was thinking more along the lines of - http://muchosucko.com/46182/Babe-Breast-Feeding
1 year ago
Pro tip....

Keep it in your pants.
1 year ago
* Magawd throws UCAN Zippers USA at POTUSF *
1 year ago
This is why god invented abortions.....
1 year ago
Also..... FAKE
1 year ago
Use your googles......
1 year ago
Just admit that you are the father alredy, before you end up on Maury.
1 year ago
HONEY I FOUND YOU! LET'S FUCK AGAIN... I BROUGHT THE WHISKEY!
1 year ago
punky?
1 year ago
I would say AKA but the woman is too old.
1 year ago
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