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Baby Daddy Wanted

"I remember that we got drunk and fucked, but that's about it."

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by makodragon

submitted June 24th 2017

71 comments
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Get a DNA test.
3 months ago
What the fuck are they going to compare it to?
3 months ago
Everyone's dna
3 months ago
Well she could go back to the bar and see if anyone looks familiar.
3 months ago
You must've missed the part where she said the guy was on vacation in Denmark and that she doesn't remember where he's from.
3 months ago
Well that would complicate things I have to admit.
3 months ago
I'm sure the welfare system of Denmark will help her care for her child. Perhaps she can marry a man who will adopt the child.
3 months ago
Now that Lada is gone perhaps I could take her in? I could adopt them both. Trouble is women are fickle and she might leave my old ass.
3 months ago
You're experienced with that though....
3 months ago
While a DNA test would not find the father it would find the father's nationality. These tests can be very specific and it can determine where the father came from. So while the father will probably never be known at least the kid will grow up with a sense of heritage.
3 months ago
I often wonder if I ever knocked up a woman during my world travels?
3 months ago
This could have been my child forty years ago.
3 months ago
Squidley..... you ARE the father!!!!!!!
3 months ago
The kid looks white. It could be worse.
3 months ago
go on....
3 months ago
you sound like a cuck mate
3 months ago
squidley ?
3 months ago
Well she got drunk in a bar didn't she? Well sometimes we fuck people while drunk that we wouldn't fuck sober. Soooooooo having said that at least the baby is white.
3 months ago
there you go again... you really are a massive racist not to mention retarded
3 months ago
I know a woman who adopted a girl who was fathered in Germany like this. Strange story. The woman was under the impression that she was unable to conceive but after the adoption was final she got pregnant. The Germans refused to take the baby back so she was stuck with a half Mexican half German baby girl.

The story would have ended up bad had Lada not adopted her.
3 months ago
Kid has an odd appetite. Her Knockwurst has to be rolled into a taco shell.
3 months ago
squidfeld strikes again
3 months ago
Creme filled danish.
3 months ago
Creme Friache
3 months ago
Kinda hot tho....just dumber than dog shit.
3 months ago
I feel bad for that kid.
3 months ago
Is that empathy I sense
3 months ago
No, it's called sympathy.
3 months ago
Still .. not one of your usual traits
3 months ago
Sure it is. You just don't know me. I feel sympathetic for this kid in the same way I feel sympathy for your children.
3 months ago
No need to feel sympathy towards them. They make their own choices. I made a choice and I've been made to regret it ever aince
3 months ago
Well see, that's just it: everyone in that situation made a bad choice, but sometimes you just have to step back and say "fuck it" and forgive people. The kid in the video really didn't have a choice. His mom and dad made a bad decision one night and now he has to live with the consequences of his parent's decision.
3 months ago
If I was that dude I would stay away. She probably just wants his bank details
3 months ago
ThatDude has money?
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost cancels flight to Toronto and books next available flight to Denmark *
3 months ago
* JamesTKirk collects ticket change fee. *
3 months ago
You FUCK!!!!!
3 months ago
They are so hot.. and easy.
3 months ago
technically this is 'babies daddy wanted'
3 months ago
*baby's
3 months ago
damn it!
3 months ago
don't get technical on me, fgt
3 months ago
Awwww, he left her a souvenir......
3 months ago
I bet this is how Loslobos got hers
3 months ago
She doesn't have a kid, you idiot.
3 months ago
im pretty sure she does
3 months ago
Because you're dumb like that. She doesn't have a kid, fries.
3 months ago
well what do I care... like most of the fucks on here that lie... at least im honest
3 months ago
You're a useless sack of shit and a welfare queen. But then, you don't care.
3 months ago
you're talking shit again
3 months ago
Likewise.
3 months ago
I know a girl who got pregnant like this while attending college. She got pregnant after a party where she got drunk. Years pass and the child has an IQ at genius which led her to believe the father ws not a student but her math professor.

A DNA test revealed her to be correct and the perve had to support the kid after over ten years of not knowing he even had a son.
3 months ago
was it one of your daughters ? they seem slack enough
3 months ago
Unless I find out differently my daughters kept their legs closed until they got married. Both of them are educated, married to good men and make a great living. My grandchildren pass for white and that's good.
3 months ago
Blue-pilled to fuck
3 months ago
shes not even breast feeding.
3 months ago
that could be breast milk he's drinking, sherlock
3 months ago
that's not what I was saying
3 months ago
you wanna see breastfeeding?
3 months ago
yes. its natural and sexy
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPAkfilXqx8
3 months ago
I was thinking more along the lines of - http://muchosucko.com/46182/Babe-Breast-Feeding
3 months ago
Pro tip....

Keep it in your pants.
3 months ago
* Magawd throws UCAN Zippers USA at POTUSF *
3 months ago
This is why god invented abortions.....
3 months ago
Also..... FAKE
3 months ago
Use your googles......
3 months ago
Just admit that you are the father alredy, before you end up on Maury.
3 months ago
HONEY I FOUND YOU! LET'S FUCK AGAIN... I BROUGHT THE WHISKEY!
3 months ago
punky?
3 months ago
I would say AKA but the woman is too old.
3 months ago
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