points: 19

Gas Tanker Exlosion

Do you think they're dead, Fries?

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by makodragon

submitted June 21st 2017

103 comments
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darwin award
4 weeks ago
actually thats presumptuous of me

are they NOT banging on the door and applying fire?

cuz it looks like that's what they are doing
4 weeks ago
there was no door
4 weeks ago
okay not "door"...

back... area ... hatch... thing
4 weeks ago
as it a tanker I would think it was more like a valve or similar
4 weeks ago
yeah but i use pills so im not a pontificator of verbosity like BarreTR

please forgive me
4 weeks ago
I think you are taking too many laxatives....
4 weeks ago
its actually sleep stuff
4 weeks ago
but they do relax the anus
4 weeks ago
hey bono, you're a darwin award yourself. Not only are you gay, but you also got AIDs from sharing needles.

Just sayin'
4 weeks ago
implying gay was a choice

i'm from the edgy generation of gays who wish to god they were straight
4 weeks ago
i mean im cool with it now but it didnt do me a lot of favors in decades past
4 weeks ago
actually, I bring into question whether being gay is a choice or not. For some gay people it is a conscious choice and I know that for a fact.
4 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/93N3KGU.png
4 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/g6Yf6GD.png
4 weeks ago
retard
4 weeks ago
oh, you're on of those people that thinks every gay person is like you. Solipsism.

I know for a fact that a good friend of mine turned gay because he couldn't get women. So that makes me a retard? You're deluded.
4 weeks ago
"know it all" faggot
4 weeks ago
youre friends with the type of incel shut-in failure who turns gay because hes failed at getting pussy so hard?


yeah man that makes you a tard, full stop
4 weeks ago
"a good friend of mine" turned gay "because he couldnt get women"

4 weeks ago
thats like a fictional post someone would make on 4chan to get a rise out of the other autists
4 weeks ago
you spent too long on 4chan me thinks bro
4 weeks ago
i just dont understand how you can call shut an utter fuck up a friend

i may not seem like it but i have enough self respect to want to surround myself with moderate success
4 weeks ago
anywhoo, when did you know you were gay?
4 weeks ago
call such an *
4 weeks ago
besides your friend isnt a real faggot

it sounds like

1) if he could make it work with a woman he would drop dicks cold turkey

B) he was looking for an excuse to get gay with gay dudes
4 weeks ago
he's actually very successful academically and career wise. Much more so than I. I'd be friends with anyone who isn't an arsehole. I'm not up my own arse.
4 weeks ago
then he was a closet gay looking to rationalize it by any means
4 weeks ago
there is an extreme, inborn element to sexual attraction

usually genetic, sometimes a dab of psychological

gay people are gay

pedos are pedos

4 weeks ago
this guy wanted an excuse to smoke cocks trust me
4 weeks ago
Okay, I agree with you.

What kind of faggot are you though? Are you one of those effeminate ones?
4 weeks ago
i have a video where i speak under my subs, you tell me
4 weeks ago
link it fgt
4 weeks ago
its recent, click for it you bitch

but the short answer is no im not a fem at all
4 weeks ago
i barely have a sexual identity anymore tbh, i got too much other shit wrong
4 weeks ago
yeah, you don't seem gay at all. Congrats.
4 weeks ago
so you "know for a fact" that people choose to be gay, because your winner of a friend told you it was totally because Jeanie didnt call him back
4 weeks ago
he is 98% rationalizing his complete gayness, 2% a psychotic fuckstick you read about on /r9k/
4 weeks ago
call him out on it and see what happens

who knows, you might start dating
4 weeks ago
okay lets call him a practising bisexual
4 weeks ago
hahaha nah, I'm not that desperate. I'm also only about 8% gay.
4 weeks ago
isnt it amazing how the facts you know can be reversed by a pothead on a dying website in 5 minutes
4 weeks ago
maybe change the way you use the word fact
4 weeks ago
and also vacuum your room
4 weeks ago
yeah, well, some people are ready to change their minds when someone presents a decent argument. It's called being open minded.
4 weeks ago
if you were open minded you would have looked it up ages ago to know for sure


faggots are mostly genetic
4 weeks ago
it's not really my business to know why people get up to whatever they get up to in their bedroom.
4 weeks ago
no you just dont care

which is fine

but it also means you shouldnt present your beliefs as fact
4 weeks ago
what about effeminate gays. Do you think that they are psychologically female?
4 weeks ago
i cant say alot about the stereotypical interior designer fag

ive seen interviews with people who had sex changes tho


Male to Female

they said the #1 difference they noticed was a lack of spacial awareness
4 weeks ago
meaning men are better and more coordinated when it comes to physical stuff

i found that interesting
4 weeks ago
so ... run that test on femfags to see if they're wimminz
4 weeks ago
you mean the hormones they took actually affected their spacial awareness? That's interdastng
4 weeks ago
well... the change in hormones
4 weeks ago
imagine being able to throw a football reasonably well your whole life


now imagine you cant make a U-turn


that is the MtF experience

4 weeks ago
hahaha im gay as fuck but im still sexist
4 weeks ago
what I dont get is why gays still exist when being gay means you tend to not reproduce. I guess gay people in the past must have had sex with females to have families, otherwise it doesn't make sense because it's an evolutionary dead end.
4 weeks ago
gay isnt a dominant/recessive thing, how fucking stupid are you

straight people have gay kids

closet gays have had straight kids

4 weeks ago
examples of faggotry exist in wild animals all over the place
4 weeks ago
it doesnt make evolutionary sense but it isnt harmful enough to kill them, so they keep popping up


evolution is not a focused thing

its mother nature throwing shit at a wall and whatever doesnt get you killed stays with you
4 weeks ago
we have gays but we also have the appendix, tailbones, and squidley
4 weeks ago
they are all vestigial. I guess it makes sense that gay people are a minority.
4 weeks ago
they could be 51% of the population if it didnt stop the other 49% from fucking like rabbits
4 weeks ago
whatever works, works

evolution is not a focused or clean process
4 weeks ago
it's still a logical argument that homosexuality is something that should be selected against and eliminated or reduced.

I don't know why you keep calling me stupid. Your arguments aren't exactly scientific fact either. Especially about homosexuality being genetic. Don't be such a fucking know-it-all bitch.
4 weeks ago
I know one guy that claims that he was straight, until women treated him so bad (one put out a cigarette on him when he tried to ask her out) that at one point he said "fuck it, I'm gay now".

Then he changed his gender to female and now he takes the dick.
4 weeks ago
I was wondering what zeke was doing.

Also, i notice a certain user responding to (and making) multi-line comments that feature words like "solipsism."

You know we can see your previous comments, trump...but at least it wasn't "pantheistic multiple person solipsism" or even "panhedonistic multiplied personal solecism"
4 weeks ago
fagunclebono looks pretty gay and aidsy to me

* Magawd shrugs *
4 weeks ago
whats the back story ?
4 weeks ago
there wasn't one.
4 weeks ago
so maybe they lived
4 weeks ago
that's optimistic in the extreme.
4 weeks ago
thats 9000 gallons of pessimism for team A

1 mucho shitpost for team B
4 weeks ago
this leads me to believe they are dead
4 weeks ago
spectacular way to die
4 weeks ago
fries do you have a video of you speaking?


i wanna believe you sound sophisticated
4 weeks ago
at least I know hows to say 'mucho' correctly
4 weeks ago
kaboom
4 weeks ago
Bono has it right. They had an open flame close to a gas tanker. Darwin award.
4 weeks ago
and you're a complete Darwin fuckup when you comment fail
4 weeks ago
with subs like this it'll make thatdude420 reduntant ..

thank fuck
4 weeks ago
i mean thatdude's submissions are far from the worst
4 weeks ago
whats your beef with him stranger?
4 weeks ago
do you see him around here now ? he comes here occasionally , spams the site and then fucks off again. barely makes any worthwhile comments and has everyone on mucho boosting his muchorep.
4 weeks ago
should only be aloud to write in #000000
4 weeks ago
tsss ALLOWED!!!
4 weeks ago
he should go fuck himself is what he should do ... the faux niglet
4 weeks ago
with a ruff cut two by four i'm guessing!!!
4 weeks ago
yes , did you know the only time he has any black in him is when his friend Tyrone fucks him in the ass
4 weeks ago
Are you saying he's an albino?
4 weeks ago
an albino African is blacker than he is
4 weeks ago
we can still be racist to him though
4 weeks ago
i wouldn't i only wonder why they don,t cut him up for medicational needs or just for fun even!!!
4 weeks ago
there wouldn't be any medical knowledge gained from dissecting that useless pile of crap. they could learn from a toadstool
4 weeks ago
African's belief that if you use one of an albino's limb they'll gain the power off it, i heard that when you AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bye!!!
4 weeks ago
yes , they used to eat their enemies in the hope of gaining their souls and power. thatdude420's ancestors always went for the bbq'd penis first
4 weeks ago
they were first in line in the queue
4 weeks ago
fries based off that description you should be ecstatic

he fucks off and only comes back when he has content
3 weeks ago
SHUT IT BOZO!!!
*CUNTFACEDCLOWN
3 weeks ago
your english got a lot better
3 weeks ago
Plantshit was the same way. The angrier he got, the better you could understand him
3 weeks ago
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