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Proof that I went out and got Booze!

Lets get fucked on vodka, fries!

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by makodragon

submitted June 15th 2017

194 comments
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that's the good stuff
2 months ago
and its not even 8pm
2 months ago
nope! Today I booze long and hard!
2 months ago
Why mako?
2 months ago
Because I can
2 months ago
dragon....
2 months ago
Nice depression kill guys.
2 months ago
last night was my sober night so I may hit the rum in an hour or so
2 months ago
I wont be fucking awake in an hour bro!
2 months ago
lightwieght
2 months ago
Haha I just recognized Fries' avy.
2 months ago
hahahahahahhhahhhahahh
2 months ago
YEAH..."HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHH" IS RIGHT!
2 months ago
No Absolute vodka, downvote.
2 months ago
Just kidding, its Swedish.
2 months ago
absolut is best
2 months ago
absolut bottles break pretty easily during handling
2 months ago
no one gives a fuck swillk
2 months ago
Are you starting to grow grey hair? Or is it a trick of the light?
2 months ago
yeah, I got lots of grey
2 months ago
Its like I said the other day, Mucho speeds up the ageing process.
2 months ago
Nah, I was greying long before mucho
2 months ago
The fuck, are you some kind of mutant?
For some reason I always had that 1 hair on my face that is white...
2 months ago
I've had too much stress in my short life. Like one of those baby blue tits that fleed the nest.
2 months ago
drinking a litre of vodka and then being on mucho until the early hours of the morning wont do you much good either.
2 months ago
^look at that... I sound just like Mako
2 months ago
i'll be buying a taxi next
2 months ago
I didn't neck the lot. Just half of it.
2 months ago
1/2 litre. that's still impressive
2 months ago
now to drink the other half
2 months ago
Nice category choice.
2 months ago
why thank yooh!
2 months ago
he doesn't mean that
2 months ago
how do you know? Are you his keeper?
2 months ago
I meant you saying 'thank you'
2 months ago
Oh. 'kay then
2 months ago
I am shocked and appalled.
This is an outrage.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCq8XDgrP0
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcqgHmBXwUk
2 months ago
Possum will sub this.
2 months ago
a 3 second link is not punky bullshit.


And yeah. Thanks for ruining youtube links too punky.


You fucking wretched smear of shit
2 months ago
what the hell are they wearing
2 months ago
also well done there makobruiser
2 months ago
ridicules punkylinks... punkylinks himself
2 months ago
did you eve watch it you faggot? It makes sense you tool
2 months ago
yes I did watch it....
2 months ago
im sorry, but how does that equate to the shit that punky links?
2 months ago
I was mocking barret you sonoofabitch
2 months ago
dont make me angry fries, you know how i Get when Im angry

I start putting capital letters in wher it's not appropriate
2 months ago
soz dude
2 months ago
Probably water.
2 months ago
don't you think i would have drank more if it was water?
2 months ago
how about I light it on fire next time?
2 months ago
I hear retards love fire
2 months ago
This sounds like another apartment block fire waiting to happen.
2 months ago
See, this here situation also puts me at a disadvantage.

I saw a video on this site once of a rather handsome man drinking a beer and there were speculations that there was water in the can. There were some rather elaborate theories involving trickery.
2 months ago
hey man... if nobody else is gonna call you handsome, you call yourself handsome. That's the spirit.
2 months ago
Now, the person in this current video obviously drinks a good deal of liquor. The "whisky bloat" as it is known.
2 months ago
Tr, don't be rude, that's what his face looks like.
2 months ago
did you just make that up? It's called being fat to normal people.
2 months ago
Yep, i made that up right now.
2 months ago
I fucking knew it lol
2 months ago
fucking whisky bloat hahaha
2 months ago
Here is a poem i just wrote featuring the brand new phrase never before seen:

Far worse than the throat of the whisky bloat,
Below the eye, all bleared and awry
Surmounting the cheek, all flabby and weak
By the side of the nose, that blossoms and grows
On the face of the man that RUM made.
2 months ago
dass a pretty good poem
2 months ago
we (me and barret) invented a new language today.

That's just, you know, what we do.
2 months ago
Is it going to stay a secret language?
2 months ago
Der har'u det.
2 months ago
veldig hemmelig
2 months ago
der har'u det is an anagram for harder duet
2 months ago
valuable information for you guys
2 months ago
I'm watching the Equalizer right now. Pretty cool movie.
2 months ago
Way to rip off William J. Fairfield.
2 months ago
Not to make this awkward, but who the fuck's Billy J. Fairfield?
Also hi there vomit. Glad to see you back around mucho
2 months ago
The guy who really wrote that poem up there^^^^^
2 months ago
By the way, what movie is that from in your avatar?
2 months ago
Silverhawks tv show I grew up on. Mid 80's. Animated by the same people that did ThunderCats. Mon*Star the main antagonist is the alien in my avatar.
2 months ago
you fuckin' nerds
2 months ago
Fun fact Mumm-Ra and MonStar had the same voice actor.
2 months ago
Sorry, fake-o'faggot.

I didnt really write that poem.
2 months ago
Oh yeah, I do remember Silverhawks.
Wasn't there a guy with a cowboy hat?
2 months ago
NERRDSSS
(filling in for jrob)
2 months ago
Yep, think his name was Bluegrass or something like that
2 months ago
jrob would know silverhawks. It's a cherished part of American 80's animated television.
2 months ago
I liked the intro to that show, after looking it up, it reminded me of Wildcats for no logical reason.
Also, good that the LGQBwhatever people were represented.
2 months ago
0:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsgLxuMhLE
2 months ago
Bluegrass was a cool name too.
2 months ago
He was the cowboy type, had a guitar and he played Bluegrass music on it lol that was that whole character
2 months ago
Wildcats? You mean Thundercats?
2 months ago
I figured he would run around with a blue straw in his mouth.
No no, W.I.L.D.cats or something, was a comic book and then an animation show. Didn't watch it.
2 months ago
Haha, Wild C.A.T.S.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGISX9EwGFA
2 months ago
sorry about the punkylinking, but....Favourite cartoon/animation intro links please!
2 months ago
WTF rambo was a cartoon?
2 months ago
Xmen Xmen. This shit used to get stuck in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1qrbAGsEOw
2 months ago
We loved our Rambo back in the day of course there was a cartoon of it.
2 months ago
Ah yes, still listen to some X-Men Theme covers now and then. Awesome theme.
2 months ago
Hey if Conan can be a cartoon...
2 months ago
I remember watching Tranzor Z in the hopes of seeing the titty missiles.
2 months ago
I spoke too soon, that was a retarded version of the x-men theme you linked. The fuck bro!?
2 months ago
Lol, you don't remember that one? It wasn't a good theme but it was the most memorable to me
2 months ago
Looked like it was for the pilot that never became a show? Prude of The X-Men or something.

Ok I admit its annoying catchy.
2 months ago
Nothing beats Russian Ninja Turtles Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5cVmGp5F74
2 months ago
Tranzor Z, the chick with the titty missiles she was useless like 100% of the time haha
2 months ago
It was just a pilot, but it aired on tv and most of the arcade games on based on it
2 months ago
are based on it*
2 months ago
that russian ninja turtls theme is subbable
2 months ago
What was that dumb fameous line for Magneto from the arcade game?
2 months ago
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos
2 months ago
MASTER OF MAGNET HAHAHA
or something like that tons of cheesy lines
2 months ago
Welcome to die? Christ.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWzMVGf4RE
2 months ago
^All terrible Arcade Magneto quotes
2 months ago
Hahahahaha.
* Barret almost dies laughing *
2 months ago
Just like the thread.
2 months ago
Samurai pizza cats
2 months ago
SHOW US YOUR AWESOME TITS, WOMAN!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoPGZCO8ZA
2 months ago
PUT THAT LINK IN YOUR FOLDER, NIXY!!!
2 months ago
pizza..fuck yeah
2 months ago
Here, Nixy!!!! Another file for your "PUNKY FOLDER"!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYml1sR-RY4
2 months ago
"All the good that you discover
In people that you hate
Draw them close and pencil thin
Then they're easy to erase
You've got it down just feed them lines
And watch them starve to death
Keep them crowded and short of air
Then you can take their last breath
I'd rather be insulted by you
Than someone I respect
If I don't share the same view
It's just my birth defect
All the good that never comes
From always getting your way"
2 months ago
damn. Dude logged off. haha!
2 months ago
fuck you, BILLY! You're worse than my links!! You bring 0 content here, and you suckass!!!
2 months ago
he doesn't have a punky folder you fucking retard
2 months ago
would
2 months ago
Too bad barret already snatched him from you.
2 months ago
lol
2 months ago
theres enough of him to go around though
2 months ago
i see what you did there
2 months ago
I swear its like your face got stung by bees and you were allergic.
2 months ago
Or you have the same condition as possum.
2 months ago
nope, just fat mate
2 months ago
The eyes are a perfect match.
2 months ago
I aint that tanned
2 months ago
I am, however, that soaked in alcohol right now
2 months ago
as punky would so eloquently put:

Im sooooooooooooooo wasted right now
2 months ago
and there went smerf...big tongued quack
2 months ago
2 months ago
That's probably just water
2 months ago
Here come the stfu police......
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
I can pose with tools too, bro.

Just saying
2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/AJd4G3J.jpg
2 months ago
NixonsGhost confirmed for tr alt
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
I just need to edit from 0:10 to 0:11 down to a .gif
2 months ago
It's clearly the best part
2 months ago
yeah but without the sound, it's just not the same!
2 months ago
True.....
2 months ago
Im gonna make that my new text alert sound
2 months ago
hahaha
2 months ago
^funny read
2 months ago
You kinda look like Pruitt Taylor Vince. hehe
2 months ago
*a skinnier
2 months ago
Gurgle gurgle.
2 months ago
only gays and faggots get crew-cuts and post vids featuring same
2 months ago
Agreed, he was only missing the 20 pack of cigs tucked into his sleeve.
2 months ago
what is this , The Westside Story ?
2 months ago
Attention whore.
2 months ago
shut up you fucking bellend
2 months ago
have you just woken up
2 months ago
no I woke up much earlier
2 months ago
Why Smirnoff?

If you want to go cheap, isn't a magnum iof Taaka the superior choice?

Now, if the quids came in quicker than you could spend them, you would obviously get the best, which is maybe Belvedere.
2 months ago
The best vodka I could buy in the local shop was smirnoff. So it was a compromise.

But why not Smirnoff. It's an international brand unlike the two you mentioned.
2 months ago
Here is a review i just wrote about vodka available in the uk:

Taaka is cheap well brand vodka. It's harsh and nasty.

Smirnoff is not really good either.

Absolut is quite good and they've really done a fantastic job with their infusions and top shelf line.
Stoli is really good
Belvedere is very good
Grey Goose is superb
2 months ago
Smirnoff was the first vodka "I" bought when I was 15, though.
2 months ago
available in the uk... that doesn't mean commonly available.

Still I'll keep an eye out for those brands.

Zubrowka is nice vodka. I have to travel too far to get it though
2 months ago
I'm talking outside of smelling a fart distance
2 months ago
with my recent foray into liquor distribution, i started noticing brands more and comparing quality.

I have gotten several bottles of 1.75L Taaka. Not too bad, but it is now Belvedere or Grey Goose. Those bottles also break very easily, but not in the case like Absolut.
2 months ago
I heard a rumor that if you down two bottles of Smirnoff in one go that your hair starts to grow back, but it might just be an urban legend?
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost buys two bottles of Smirnoff and prepares to be disappointed by Kurupt's "stories" *
2 months ago
Listen nix, for a start you wouldn't be able to drink one bottle of smirnoff, or you heart would probably give in. Second of all the stories i tell here are 100% accurate, just because you spent a sheltered life, sitting at home playing with your diode, doesn't mean you have to feel bitter. My big hairy piss flap.
2 months ago
You hairy p flay, i don't have one, i just munch them.
2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
2 months ago
How are ya dart chucker?
2 months ago
Can't complain. Well i could but nobody would listen.
2 months ago
How are you, ya big shelter jew diode tinkler?
2 months ago
Is that a potato in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, terrorist?
2 months ago
I work hard on those diodes.....
2 months ago
What's the point of a shelter if you're just going to go outside?
2 months ago
Nixon i guarantee you that when you are eighty years old on your death bed, you will wonder to yourself, why didn't i do more drugs, when didn't i get into to more fights, why didn't i live a wild life But unlucky for you thats only around a month away. .
2 months ago
Hahaha you FUCK!!!!
2 months ago
On my death bed all i will be thinking of is all the money that got left on the table and missed opportunities...
2 months ago
Well then my fart weeps for you.
2 months ago
My farts weep for the lads
2 months ago
I just finished a chicken balti around twenty minutes ago, so i'm going to stick on around four or five pairs of pants before i go to bed,
2 months ago
For The Lads!!!!!!
2 months ago
We need to make a drinking song named that....
2 months ago
Twenty six bottles of whisky on the wall, twenty six bottles of whiskey. you twist the cap, knock it back. Twenty five bottles of whiskey on the wall. You twist the cap you down it back, Then you SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE LADS!
2 months ago
Jesus......
2 months ago
Jesus has no place here, even if he did exist.
2 months ago
Way to dodge the question, you terrorist nancy boy.
2 months ago
did someone mention "NANCY BOY"? 8)


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1a4Wz7KtZo
2 months ago
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