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Proof that I went out and got Booze!

Lets get fucked on vodka, fries!

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by makodragon

submitted June 15th 2017

194 comments
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that's the good stuff
1 year ago
and its not even 8pm
1 year ago
nope! Today I booze long and hard!
1 year ago
Why mako?
1 year ago
Because I can
1 year ago
dragon....
1 year ago
Nice depression kill guys.
1 year ago
last night was my sober night so I may hit the rum in an hour or so
1 year ago
I wont be fucking awake in an hour bro!
1 year ago
lightwieght
1 year ago
Haha I just recognized Fries' avy.
1 year ago
hahahahahahhhahhhahahh
1 year ago
YEAH..."HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHH" IS RIGHT!
1 year ago
No Absolute vodka, downvote.
1 year ago
Just kidding, its Swedish.
1 year ago
absolut is best
1 year ago
absolut bottles break pretty easily during handling
1 year ago
no one gives a fuck swillk
1 year ago
Are you starting to grow grey hair? Or is it a trick of the light?
1 year ago
yeah, I got lots of grey
1 year ago
Its like I said the other day, Mucho speeds up the ageing process.
1 year ago
Nah, I was greying long before mucho
1 year ago
The fuck, are you some kind of mutant?
For some reason I always had that 1 hair on my face that is white...
1 year ago
I've had too much stress in my short life. Like one of those baby blue tits that fleed the nest.
1 year ago
drinking a litre of vodka and then being on mucho until the early hours of the morning wont do you much good either.
1 year ago
^look at that... I sound just like Mako
1 year ago
i'll be buying a taxi next
1 year ago
I didn't neck the lot. Just half of it.
1 year ago
1/2 litre. that's still impressive
1 year ago
now to drink the other half
1 year ago
Nice category choice.
1 year ago
why thank yooh!
1 year ago
he doesn't mean that
1 year ago
how do you know? Are you his keeper?
1 year ago
I meant you saying 'thank you'
1 year ago
Oh. 'kay then
1 year ago
I am shocked and appalled.
This is an outrage.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBCq8XDgrP0
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcqgHmBXwUk
1 year ago
Possum will sub this.
1 year ago
a 3 second link is not punky bullshit.


And yeah. Thanks for ruining youtube links too punky.


You fucking wretched smear of shit
1 year ago
what the hell are they wearing
1 year ago
also well done there makobruiser
1 year ago
ridicules punkylinks... punkylinks himself
1 year ago
did you eve watch it you faggot? It makes sense you tool
1 year ago
yes I did watch it....
1 year ago
im sorry, but how does that equate to the shit that punky links?
1 year ago
I was mocking barret you sonoofabitch
1 year ago
dont make me angry fries, you know how i Get when Im angry

I start putting capital letters in wher it's not appropriate
1 year ago
soz dude
1 year ago
Probably water.
1 year ago
don't you think i would have drank more if it was water?
1 year ago
how about I light it on fire next time?
1 year ago
I hear retards love fire
1 year ago
This sounds like another apartment block fire waiting to happen.
1 year ago
See, this here situation also puts me at a disadvantage.

I saw a video on this site once of a rather handsome man drinking a beer and there were speculations that there was water in the can. There were some rather elaborate theories involving trickery.
1 year ago
hey man... if nobody else is gonna call you handsome, you call yourself handsome. That's the spirit.
1 year ago
Now, the person in this current video obviously drinks a good deal of liquor. The "whisky bloat" as it is known.
1 year ago
Tr, don't be rude, that's what his face looks like.
1 year ago
did you just make that up? It's called being fat to normal people.
1 year ago
Yep, i made that up right now.
1 year ago
I fucking knew it lol
1 year ago
fucking whisky bloat hahaha
1 year ago
Here is a poem i just wrote featuring the brand new phrase never before seen:

Far worse than the throat of the whisky bloat,
Below the eye, all bleared and awry
Surmounting the cheek, all flabby and weak
By the side of the nose, that blossoms and grows
On the face of the man that RUM made.
1 year ago
dass a pretty good poem
1 year ago
we (me and barret) invented a new language today.

That's just, you know, what we do.
1 year ago
Is it going to stay a secret language?
1 year ago
Der har'u det.
1 year ago
veldig hemmelig
1 year ago
der har'u det is an anagram for harder duet
1 year ago
valuable information for you guys
1 year ago
I'm watching the Equalizer right now. Pretty cool movie.
1 year ago
Way to rip off William J. Fairfield.
1 year ago
Not to make this awkward, but who the fuck's Billy J. Fairfield?
Also hi there vomit. Glad to see you back around mucho
1 year ago
The guy who really wrote that poem up there^^^^^
1 year ago
By the way, what movie is that from in your avatar?
1 year ago
Silverhawks tv show I grew up on. Mid 80's. Animated by the same people that did ThunderCats. Mon*Star the main antagonist is the alien in my avatar.
1 year ago
you fuckin' nerds
1 year ago
Fun fact Mumm-Ra and MonStar had the same voice actor.
1 year ago
Sorry, fake-o'faggot.

I didnt really write that poem.
1 year ago
Oh yeah, I do remember Silverhawks.
Wasn't there a guy with a cowboy hat?
1 year ago
NERRDSSS
(filling in for jrob)
1 year ago
Yep, think his name was Bluegrass or something like that
1 year ago
jrob would know silverhawks. It's a cherished part of American 80's animated television.
1 year ago
I liked the intro to that show, after looking it up, it reminded me of Wildcats for no logical reason.
Also, good that the LGQBwhatever people were represented.
1 year ago
0:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqsgLxuMhLE
1 year ago
Bluegrass was a cool name too.
1 year ago
He was the cowboy type, had a guitar and he played Bluegrass music on it lol that was that whole character
1 year ago
Wildcats? You mean Thundercats?
1 year ago
I figured he would run around with a blue straw in his mouth.
No no, W.I.L.D.cats or something, was a comic book and then an animation show. Didn't watch it.
1 year ago
Haha, Wild C.A.T.S.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGISX9EwGFA
1 year ago
sorry about the punkylinking, but....Favourite cartoon/animation intro links please!
1 year ago
WTF rambo was a cartoon?
1 year ago
Xmen Xmen. This shit used to get stuck in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1qrbAGsEOw
1 year ago
We loved our Rambo back in the day of course there was a cartoon of it.
1 year ago
Ah yes, still listen to some X-Men Theme covers now and then. Awesome theme.
1 year ago
Hey if Conan can be a cartoon...
1 year ago
I remember watching Tranzor Z in the hopes of seeing the titty missiles.
1 year ago
I spoke too soon, that was a retarded version of the x-men theme you linked. The fuck bro!?
1 year ago
Lol, you don't remember that one? It wasn't a good theme but it was the most memorable to me
1 year ago
Looked like it was for the pilot that never became a show? Prude of The X-Men or something.

Ok I admit its annoying catchy.
1 year ago
Nothing beats Russian Ninja Turtles Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5cVmGp5F74
1 year ago
Tranzor Z, the chick with the titty missiles she was useless like 100% of the time haha
1 year ago
It was just a pilot, but it aired on tv and most of the arcade games on based on it
1 year ago
are based on it*
1 year ago
that russian ninja turtls theme is subbable
1 year ago
What was that dumb fameous line for Magneto from the arcade game?
1 year ago
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAmkx8eAos
1 year ago
MASTER OF MAGNET HAHAHA
or something like that tons of cheesy lines
1 year ago
Welcome to die? Christ.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWzMVGf4RE
1 year ago
^All terrible Arcade Magneto quotes
1 year ago
Hahahahaha.
* Barret almost dies laughing *
1 year ago
Just like the thread.
1 year ago
Samurai pizza cats
1 year ago
SHOW US YOUR AWESOME TITS, WOMAN!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoPGZCO8ZA
1 year ago
PUT THAT LINK IN YOUR FOLDER, NIXY!!!
1 year ago
pizza..fuck yeah
1 year ago
Here, Nixy!!!! Another file for your "PUNKY FOLDER"!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYml1sR-RY4
1 year ago
"All the good that you discover
In people that you hate
Draw them close and pencil thin
Then they're easy to erase
You've got it down just feed them lines
And watch them starve to death
Keep them crowded and short of air
Then you can take their last breath
I'd rather be insulted by you
Than someone I respect
If I don't share the same view
It's just my birth defect
All the good that never comes
From always getting your way"
1 year ago
damn. Dude logged off. haha!
1 year ago
fuck you, BILLY! You're worse than my links!! You bring 0 content here, and you suckass!!!
1 year ago
he doesn't have a punky folder you fucking retard
1 year ago
would
1 year ago
Too bad barret already snatched him from you.
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
theres enough of him to go around though
1 year ago
i see what you did there
1 year ago
I swear its like your face got stung by bees and you were allergic.
1 year ago
Or you have the same condition as possum.
1 year ago
nope, just fat mate
1 year ago
The eyes are a perfect match.
1 year ago
I aint that tanned
1 year ago
I am, however, that soaked in alcohol right now
1 year ago
as punky would so eloquently put:

Im sooooooooooooooo wasted right now
1 year ago
and there went smerf...big tongued quack
1 year ago
1 year ago
That's probably just water
1 year ago
Here come the stfu police......
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
I can pose with tools too, bro.

Just saying
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/AJd4G3J.jpg
1 year ago
NixonsGhost confirmed for tr alt
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
I just need to edit from 0:10 to 0:11 down to a .gif
1 year ago
It's clearly the best part
1 year ago
yeah but without the sound, it's just not the same!
1 year ago
True.....
1 year ago
Im gonna make that my new text alert sound
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
^funny read
1 year ago
You kinda look like Pruitt Taylor Vince. hehe
1 year ago
*a skinnier
1 year ago
Gurgle gurgle.
1 year ago
only gays and faggots get crew-cuts and post vids featuring same
1 year ago
Agreed, he was only missing the 20 pack of cigs tucked into his sleeve.
1 year ago
what is this , The Westside Story ?
1 year ago
Attention whore.
1 year ago
shut up you fucking bellend
1 year ago
have you just woken up
1 year ago
no I woke up much earlier
1 year ago
Why Smirnoff?

If you want to go cheap, isn't a magnum iof Taaka the superior choice?

Now, if the quids came in quicker than you could spend them, you would obviously get the best, which is maybe Belvedere.
1 year ago
The best vodka I could buy in the local shop was smirnoff. So it was a compromise.

But why not Smirnoff. It's an international brand unlike the two you mentioned.
1 year ago
Here is a review i just wrote about vodka available in the uk:

Taaka is cheap well brand vodka. It's harsh and nasty.

Smirnoff is not really good either.

Absolut is quite good and they've really done a fantastic job with their infusions and top shelf line.
Stoli is really good
Belvedere is very good
Grey Goose is superb
1 year ago
Smirnoff was the first vodka "I" bought when I was 15, though.
1 year ago
available in the uk... that doesn't mean commonly available.

Still I'll keep an eye out for those brands.

Zubrowka is nice vodka. I have to travel too far to get it though
1 year ago
I'm talking outside of smelling a fart distance
1 year ago
with my recent foray into liquor distribution, i started noticing brands more and comparing quality.

I have gotten several bottles of 1.75L Taaka. Not too bad, but it is now Belvedere or Grey Goose. Those bottles also break very easily, but not in the case like Absolut.
1 year ago
I heard a rumor that if you down two bottles of Smirnoff in one go that your hair starts to grow back, but it might just be an urban legend?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost buys two bottles of Smirnoff and prepares to be disappointed by Kurupt's "stories" *
1 year ago
Listen nix, for a start you wouldn't be able to drink one bottle of smirnoff, or you heart would probably give in. Second of all the stories i tell here are 100% accurate, just because you spent a sheltered life, sitting at home playing with your diode, doesn't mean you have to feel bitter. My big hairy piss flap.
1 year ago
You hairy p flay, i don't have one, i just munch them.
1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA
1 year ago
How are ya dart chucker?
1 year ago
Can't complain. Well i could but nobody would listen.
1 year ago
How are you, ya big shelter jew diode tinkler?
1 year ago
Is that a potato in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, terrorist?
1 year ago
I work hard on those diodes.....
1 year ago
What's the point of a shelter if you're just going to go outside?
1 year ago
Nixon i guarantee you that when you are eighty years old on your death bed, you will wonder to yourself, why didn't i do more drugs, when didn't i get into to more fights, why didn't i live a wild life But unlucky for you thats only around a month away. .
1 year ago
Hahaha you FUCK!!!!
1 year ago
On my death bed all i will be thinking of is all the money that got left on the table and missed opportunities...
1 year ago
Well then my fart weeps for you.
1 year ago
My farts weep for the lads
1 year ago
I just finished a chicken balti around twenty minutes ago, so i'm going to stick on around four or five pairs of pants before i go to bed,
1 year ago
For The Lads!!!!!!
1 year ago
We need to make a drinking song named that....
1 year ago
Twenty six bottles of whisky on the wall, twenty six bottles of whiskey. you twist the cap, knock it back. Twenty five bottles of whiskey on the wall. You twist the cap you down it back, Then you SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR THE LADS!
1 year ago
Jesus......
1 year ago
Jesus has no place here, even if he did exist.
1 year ago
Way to dodge the question, you terrorist nancy boy.
1 year ago
did someone mention "NANCY BOY"? 8)


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1a4Wz7KtZo
1 year ago
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