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Happy Birthday from Squidley

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by tr_is_life

submitted June 8th 2017

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Happy Birthday from Squidley
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uhh, that's not a girl, dude.
1 year ago
Middle English (denoting a child or young person of either sex): perhaps related to Low German gör ‘child.’

Of course, you don't know German because twice in the last hundred years did your forefathers fight back the huns unaided by anyone, especially fat, lazy Americans.
1 year ago
I'm still trying to figure out whether when you comment the purpose of your comments is to either
a) Be pretentious and sound smart
or
b) Show how fucking stupid you really are.
1 year ago
it's a bit of both. Mensa boy here thinks he's smarter than everyone else because some poncy cunt printed it on paper.

Yet the cunt can't even manage to find and sub decent material, nor comment in a way that is deliberately humourous.
1 year ago
You 2 should jerk each other off while you malign me.
1 year ago
only a true homo would consider such a thing, even as a 'joke'
1 year ago
Just don't teabag each other and you should be fine.
1 year ago
You're using the word malign wrong there genius. We aren't being critical, we're just fucking straight insulting you.
1 year ago
Siri, is malign a synonym for insult?

Main Entry: malign
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: slander, defame
Synonyms: abuse, accuse, asperse, backbite, bad-mouth, befoul, besmirch, bespatter, blacken, calumniate, cast aspersion, curse, decry, defile, denigrate, depreciate, derogate, detract, dirty*, disparage, harm, injure,









insult,










misrepresent, mudsling, opprobriate, pollute, rap, revile, roast, run down, scandalize, slur, smear, soil, spatter, speak ill of, stain, sully, taint, take a swipe at, tarnish, tear down, traduce, vilify, villainize, vituperate
1 year ago
Need a link to that sad trombone, kid?
1 year ago
My calumniation of your comment is quite the calamity for you.

You should complain to Mensa next.
1 year ago
Synonym doesn't mean the same. It means similar. Fucking idiot. Just because 2 things are the similar does not mean they're the exact same. You used it wrong, fuck off you're not even in Mensa you just printed out some garbage and stuck your name in there.
1 year ago
Cortana, what is a synonym?

a word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language

1 year ago
Better get cracking on that complaint to mensa, boy.

Let me help you get started:

To whom it may concern,

I regularly use a shock website and a user on there claims to be in mensa. This is very frustrating to me, as I know I am much, much smarter than he is. Just earlier today, I had to tell him how synonyms are words that don't mean the same thing and he had the nerve to use the internet to prove me wrong. Please expel him from mensa.
1 year ago
Insult is a similar synonym to malign, not an exact same synonym.
My point went over your enlarged ego
1 year ago
Add that part to the letter. They will love it.
1 year ago
Seriously, consider what you are doing: arguing over if one word is an "exact same synonym" or "similar synonym" to another word.
1 year ago
On the plus side, this is making me think I should pay my yearly dues again...but it makes me kind of sad when I go to a meeting of supposed smarty pants and I am still the smartest guy there.
1 year ago
time off didnt make you any funnier, shitstains
1 year ago
Good.. um.. girl?
1 year ago
Yes . Squidley will love this
1 year ago
Ylu would be upvoting if the tranny was on her back.
1 year ago
You that is.
1 year ago
I may just upvote anyway
1 year ago
Any sub that ridicules squidley is worth an upvote
1 year ago
looks fake anyway
1 year ago
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