points: 18

7 inches

NSFW

I jizzed a bit while fapping

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by makodragon

submitted May 24th 2017

38 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
7 inches
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comments (38)
anyone can be 7 inches if they jam the ruler deep enough into themselves
1 month ago
fine. Deduct an inch. I don't care. You can see where the first inch is.
1 month ago
can't you just be pleased you got a dick pic?
1 month ago
with bonus jizz?
1 month ago
your bathroom floor is hideous and looks to be covered in hair and soot
1 month ago
that's an old rug I keep underneath my laptop because I always spill shit.
1 month ago
lol soot, What year is it again?
1 month ago
is it just an old rug?

cuz i see the left side of the photo. its cut to fit along the wall.

thats floor nigga
1 month ago
that's not the wall, that's a box on the fucking floor!
1 month ago
you fucking tell me cinderella
1 month ago
i dont like the way you choose to live
1 month ago
i should take a pic so you can see the full scale of the mess
1 month ago
incredible

it would somehow be the most disappointing thing you posted today
1 month ago
well you're getting it, like it or not
1 month ago
post-masturbation gay
1 month ago
believe it or not, it wasn't post...

I stopped just before I came for full effect, but then it dribbled out anyway
1 month ago
I finished myself off after though, I wasn't wasting half a wank
1 month ago
didnt learn from your fathers mistakes
1 month ago
I hadn't wanked in a couple of weeks.
1 month ago
those are the best jacks.
1 month ago
What's up with you forgetting about tha rules here on "MS"? Do we need to raise some money for you, so you can buy a fuckin' sharpie?
1 month ago
Don't give me shit about rules you fucking giga-cunt
1 month ago
Nice MSkill.
Killdragon.
1 month ago
*spoon
1 month ago
Ok I had no idea what would happen when I scrolled up...
I was not prepared.
1 month ago
Most reluctant and awkward upvote on MS ever.
1 month ago
ARE YOU JOKING ME RIGHT NOW!?
1 month ago
Nice sign. So visible.
1 month ago
I like how fries got all the "clean your fucking floor" comments and you got none
1 month ago
Clean your fucking floor
1 month ago
Ya slob
1 month ago
its like one rule for me and another for everyone else
1 month ago
Did you go to public school or something?
1 month ago
I may have done
1 month ago
There was a guy once. He had an English accent. He asks me to take some bollocks vision test at a Wal-Mart after I bought whatever bullshit I bought. I let him run down his pitch and say, "I detect an accent in your speech. Are you a..." I slipped closer to say softly in his ear, "a homosexual?"

He quickly and glibly replied, "Oh, you mean a public school boy?"

It was so hilarious that I took his asinine test and assisted him in getting a crowd of suckers for him to prey on as I went on my way.
1 month ago
is the your boyfriend's dick?
1 month ago
fuck your face, "the"!!!
1 month ago
yeah, you jelly?
1 month ago
Now sub an accurate one where you're not pushing down on the ruler.
2 days ago
that's not how it works. All penis measurements are from the pelvic bone.
2 days ago
how about you sub your 9mm'er?


fucking pusssssssyyyyyy
2 days ago
hell nooo, dude!! Fuck your social media!!!
2 days ago
SUB SHAVED PUNKYPUSSY!!!!!!!
2 days ago
no.
2 days ago
so you're a pussy and an idiot? That's shameful...
2 days ago
STOP CRYING LIKE A BITCH, MD.
2 days ago
* PunkyBruiser pulls out his 9er and trys to take a picture of it *
2 days ago
i hate you people
2 days ago
what a fuckin pussy hole
2 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/l2nkscZ.jpg
2 days ago
Nice bed. What is that? Homeless shelter?
2 days ago
In a way, yes.
2 days ago
What the fuck are you doing with that engineer's trirule anyway?
2 days ago
I used to do a bit of engineering. It's my brother-in-laws though.
2 days ago
recover password
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