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New York car incident

Strike!

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by Jones

submitted May 22nd 2017

124 comments
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GTA5
1 month ago
what incident ?
1 month ago
you just saw the fucking incident!
1 month ago
Ooh right
1 month ago
I'm not saying it was ISLAM...
1 month ago
Wrong incident, dude.
1 month ago
well I did say I'm not saying it was islam
1 month ago
Right, right. They ruled that out five days ago anyway.
1 month ago
I prefer to predict whether it was islam or not. By chance alone I'm 95% correct.
1 month ago
Hispanic male from the Bronx high on PCP with a history of drug abuse and DUI arrests, in this case.
1 month ago
yeah, I've never been wrong before but wait...

look at the thumbnail freezeframe... it says "from 1515"

...from ISIS.

Dun, Dun, DUN!!!
1 month ago
1515 was the address on Broadway. Keep trying.
1 month ago
So if it's not muslims, it's other brown people. I try really hard not to be racist... but these are trying times.
1 month ago
Yup. Take your meds and go find the Muslims in Manchester.
1 month ago
I don't wanna hurt innocent people. But that religion is toxic.
1 month ago
All religion is toxic, but that's just my opinion.
1 month ago
I don't disagree, but can we at least not pretend that islam is the religion of peace anymore. It's a religion designed for war against Europeans.
1 month ago
little girls, dude
1 month ago
Honestly? I don't think any religion is peaceful. God is one mean son of a bitch, really. Ever read the Old Testament? Good Lord, is there some fucked up shit in there.
1 month ago
Think about it: the two oldest reasons in the World for killing someone are something having to do with God, and money.
1 month ago
I'm pretty sure like, buddhism is peaceful.
1 month ago
Buddhism isn't considered a religion, though.
1 month ago
Is it not? What is it then? A theology?
1 month ago
Eh, I should say it depends on how you define a religion. Since Buddhism does actually have a clear belief system on the afterlife, I would say it is more than a “way of life” or “lifestyle” as some people say. However, calling Buddhism a philosophy is pretty accurate.
1 month ago
Still, isn't "turning the other cheek" a christian value?

Whereas a muslim value is "kill the infidel"
1 month ago
have you ever read the koran?
1 month ago
Eh, Christianity says you should kill a woman if she isn't a virgin when you marry her. It's all shit.
1 month ago
And yes, I've read some of the Koran. Read the Bible in it's entirety the summer I got chicken pox.
1 month ago
jeez you musta been bored.
1 month ago
I was sick and didn't have cable in my bedroom, so I read a lot. But Christianity and Islam are so similar when I finally broke it down I came to the conclusion that it's all bullshit.
1 month ago
Thing is, both religions have their roots in Zoroastrianism, which goes at least 3,500 years.
1 month ago
*goes back
1 month ago
But where does it say to kill unbelievers in the bible? One of the ten commandments is thou shall not kill. There is some attempt to be peaceful.
1 month ago
Yes, the Bible does say to kill non-believers, dude, believe it or not.
1 month ago
Ok, fair enough. I have only your word to go by. I ain't reading the fucking thing lol
1 month ago
Read through Deuteronomy 13 and 17 for that stuff. There's a passage in the book of Numbers, as well.
1 month ago
Check this out, from Deuteronomy 13: If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death."
1 month ago
lol crazy shit. But that isn't talking about people who follow other religions already. Although I'm sure you could find a quote if you took the time, but I wont ask you to do that. I would have to read both the bible and the koran in their entirety myself to get a full picture, but to be honest, things are a little more urgent than that.
1 month ago
Or how bout Numbers 31, where God commands the Israelites to attack Midian and kill all the men, all the married women and all the male children but to keep the virgin females as the spoils of war and distribute them among the soldiers. The reason offered for that barbarism? Two Midianite women had allegedly “tempted” two Israelite men to worship other gods
1 month ago
So why does islam seemingly want to invade Europe?
1 month ago
Idk MD, but I see it a bit differently. What I see is people fleeing the Middle East for Europe because modern day Muslims and Christians alike want to get away from the war and bullshit. Just like when immigrants flocked to the U.S. during World War two, you're gonna have a bunch of nutcases that take their beliefs way too seriously.
1 month ago
Most of the Muslims that commit terrorist acts here became radicalized after they came to the US or were born here, btw.
1 month ago
Yeah, that's what makes me think the teaching of the religion is the catalyst. Not the people themselves. The religions particular ideology and how it is taught. It's a racist religion.
1 month ago
fuck you makodragon islam is the least racist religion

we halal will bed women, children, livestock etc of all tonal persuasions
1 month ago
Eh, it's the ideas that are toxic. We've had problems in the US with Christian Fundamentalists that bomb abortion clinics or kill the doctors that work there. Islam has ISIS and Jihadists.
1 month ago
muh equivalency

the worst organized extremist group in the USA is the westboro baptist church

zero fatalities


1 month ago
im a fag and someone doesnt wanna bake me a cake

ill ask someone else who wants my money, not the guy who wants to throw me off a roof
1 month ago
I wanna throw you off a roof.


Not because you're a fag though.
1 month ago
jk uncle faggot
1 month ago
I think you're right though, Md: it's really the way religion is taught. I just don't get why anyone wants to rely on an invisible man in the sky to solve all their problems and make the world a better place.
1 month ago
man i thought mako and makodragon were the same bland person but now i clearly see:

mako is a cuck faggot

MD4Lyfe
1 month ago
i always knew dragons were cool
1 month ago
how can you be sure I'm not just mental and arguing with myself?
1 month ago
makodragon is one of us
1 month ago
because thats absolutely haram and would trigger mako
1 month ago
Plot twist! Wait, we're arguing?
1 month ago
ALALALALALALALA

*boom*
1 month ago
* Mako just accepts that most people here aren't very bright. *
1 month ago
Yeah, but arguing in the scientific sense of the word. Not the domestic sense of the word.
1 month ago
yes

please enlighten us mr edgy atheist

1 month ago
* Bono showers in pigs blood *
1 month ago
I see what you mean, MD. I agree that there's way too many refugees fleeing westward, though. If they want peace in their homelands, let them pick up a gun and defend their country.
1 month ago
ya they can fight the gubments we armed or the militias we armed

with all the arms we didnt give them
1 month ago
I wouldn't mind accepting refugees if they left their culture behind them and adopted ours fully. But that's asking for the impossible. And quite frankly, charity is not an obligation.
1 month ago
leave them to Bono
* fries-please backs out f thread *
1 month ago
i say nuke the whole fuckin thing

glass a continent or so, who cares
1 month ago
"but take the oil first
so we wouldn't have to feel the sting
If I was the king"
1 month ago
Meh, people an believe what they want, I think. But I still can't figure out why the US and it's allies ever got involved in the middle east. Syria's a clusterfuck as it is, then we had to start arming groups and bombing "targets" just because we don't like what their President does.
1 month ago
hey guys

how many bombs go off in tokyo lately?
1 month ago
I know why it happened... I read up on my history.

There was a HUGE oil deposit found BY AMERICA, in Saudi Arabia.

What I'm not clear on is how and why ownership of the oil company changed hands from american to arabian. But I know it has something to do with it.
1 month ago
the answer is none btw
1 month ago
because the japanese know

the paki fear the samurai
1 month ago
I think the saudi were bitching about how it was on their land so it was their oil. They hit the fucking jackpot, and american helped them do it.
1 month ago
They had the sarin gas bomb in the subway of Tokyo, but that was back in 1995.
1 month ago
mako knows his shit man...
1 month ago
Then there was the guy that flipped out and stabbed 65 people (15 died) last year in Tokyo, but we're talking bombings.
1 month ago
implying i dont

its seppuku for you
1 month ago
im not implying fuck all uncle faggot. Don't go all tr_is_boring on me
1 month ago
i have the will of the warriah

1 month ago
Mako is MrWikipedia
1 month ago
Makopedia
1 month ago
the wiki community seems like more of tr's thing, him being middle aged and on the spectrum and whatnot
1 month ago
Fries is MrDrinkopedia. Any kind of cheap spirit you wanna know about, fries has the info.
1 month ago
hahaha
1 month ago
mako

you have to pick one major religion to nukeyboo

which do you choose
1 month ago
Oh, and he's also MrMopedpedia...he has a bunch of old ones in his yard that he can't seem to sell.
1 month ago
I would hate to meet you for a drink mako , you would be so fucking contradictory
1 month ago
I wouldn't nukeyboo any major religion, tbh. They are what they are, and it's not up to me to decide if they stay or go.
1 month ago
COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

YOU MY KINDA MAN

1 month ago
I WOULD NUKE ANY AND ALL

ISLAMISTANS
1 month ago
You'd love to drink with me, fries. I'd let you sit there and rant the whole time and you'd be happier than a pig in shit that someone was listening to you.
1 month ago
like come on

one is objectively the worst blot on modern historys ass
1 month ago
but of course mako you don't drink ....
1 month ago
Like I said, religion in general sucks ass. I try not to hate one anymore than another.
1 month ago
lol@ bono trying so hard to fit in
1 month ago
I drink, just not to excess. I can have a pint of Guinness with dinner and call it quits.
1 month ago
aww let uncle faggot have his moment
1 month ago
we had the chance to rid the world of muslims during the crusades and we fucked it up
1 month ago
Lol that's actually true, fries.
1 month ago
of course its true... fucking Battle of Hattin
1 month ago
Shit, I'm impressed you know about that.
1 month ago
Seems like Christianity tried during the Crusades to wipe out Islam, then they had the Inquisition that started in France and spread out all over the World, then they gave up and did the "Jesus loves you!" shit.
1 month ago
what a cop out answer

"all religion sucks"

maybe so but not equally
1 month ago
you could live your whole life next to neighbor bob and not know who the fuck he worships


but a week after Amin moves in youre missing a daughter, 2 goats and a sense of national pride
1 month ago
DEPORT KEBAB
1 month ago
I did lose a goat once
1 month ago
Actually, one of my neighbors is an atheist and the other is a Baptist preacher but he's cool. Everytime they have a BBQ they save food for me if I'm not home. Even bake me a pie every Thanksgiving.
1 month ago
religion isn't so bad , if its what you want to believe in but at the end of the day you have to be a fool to believe in non existing deities
1 month ago
Used to live upstairs from a Syrian kid that made kebabs when I was in college, though. Still the best chicken kebabs I've ever had.
* Mako is hungry and going to dinner soon. *
1 month ago
my goat was called 'kebab'
true story
1 month ago
RIP
1 month ago
Kebab is Turkish for "skewer," btw.
1 month ago
we had another called 'spit-roast' before I knew of the other meaning for that word
1 month ago
hahahah...

and I bet I know how you found out the meaning of that word...
1 month ago
Yeah, I asked the Syrian kid what it meant. Was I right?
1 month ago
so whats a 'kebob' is that a skewer too
1 month ago
Nah, just a different spelling, but the same thing, fries.
1 month ago
I was talking to fries about his spit-roast goat
1 month ago
Oh. Carrion then.
1 month ago
For Mithra's sake, that verbosity was mostly unreadable.
1 month ago
I read it all :(
1 month ago
punky?
1 month ago
STFU BOZO!!!
1 month ago
ohw no
1 month ago
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