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Automatic Fuck Machine

All it needs to do is make a nice sandwich, and women would be obsolete.

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by makodragon

submitted May 21st 2017

31 comments
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produkt
1 month ago
vendor
1 month ago
mop
1 month ago
Great, now I want a falafel
1 month ago
btw, when I said women would be obsolete, I was mocking feminism. Women would never be obsolete. Nobody prefers to fuck a machine over the real thing.

I just thought I should explain that, my sarcasm gets me in trouble.

also, "flaffle" should be the anglicised term for felafel.
1 month ago
Fereralaffles
1 month ago
flaffle is also what fries calls his cat's vagina
1 month ago
* Magawd throws a bucket of soggy chickpeas a POTUSF *
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost throws Kurupt's crusty jerking scarf at CCF *
1 month ago
* Magawd throws this crazy old attention whore at POTUSF *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIJyW8HR1X4&t=301s
1 month ago
how the hell did you happen upon that shitstorm magawd?
1 month ago
luck
1 month ago
Here MD tried to be a gentleman and explain the joke to the female specimen, and all he got was a stfu for it. Bring on the age of the fuck-machines I say.
1 month ago
Go white knight a katoy
1 month ago
lol
1 month ago
Nice makosplaining there you cuck.
1 month ago
Cuck you!
1 month ago
just looks like a wank machine
1 month ago
I bet you've had that said to you
1 month ago
*about you
1 month ago
I get called the fuck machine
1 month ago
what, because you're always shouting "Fuck!" when you fuck things up again?
1 month ago
thats what fries' F.A.P.S. members call him..those dudes are big fans
1 month ago
F.A.P.S is strictly no homo
1 month ago
That music did it for this post... CHODDEH LIHA IN ANUS!!!
1 month ago
is is a masturbation device not a fuck machine. A fuck machine would be a device with a flesh light or similar vagina like object attached to a robot.
1 month ago
^trsquid
1 month ago
A robot huh
This new age is frightening huh squids
1 month ago
how come they don't have this on LoveHoney ?
1 month ago
Change your avy
1 month ago
no
1 month ago
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