points: 7

where Corn Flakes come from

"Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation."


by possum

submitted May 14th 2017

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comments (13)
works for me
9 months ago
yup sorry
9 months ago
But that one doesn't work and this one does. I don't know what to do.
9 months ago
vote goat!
9 months ago
* possum out... *

all apologies to recent commenters, nothing personpossumable - its just time to crawl into my funfun zone
9 months ago
Lol @ the lemon zester.
9 months ago
and high rolly
9 months ago
If only.
9 months ago
Theres a devise you can buy that would remove all of that crap but the problem would be the skin under all of that is raw and bleeding.
9 months ago
Use your teeth
9 months ago
verb: devise; 3rd person present: devises; past tense: devised; past participle: devised; gerund or present participle: devising

plan or invent (a complex procedure, system, or mechanism) by careful thought.
"a training program should be devised"
synonyms: conceive, think up, dream up, work out, formulate, concoct.
9 months ago
God bless these stupid people who let their conditions get so bad they make for entertaining videos
9 months ago
recover password
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