points: 33

TR buying milk

Look at all those IQs!

featuredgeek

by Jones

submitted May 11th 2017

84 comments
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fairly good beat, i'll give it a seven
6 months ago
...out of eleven..

get it? get it?

hahahahahhhahaah...
6 months ago
Oh thank heaven
6 months ago
Well, isn't that convenient.
6 months ago
@poss

me gets it.
6 months ago
How does that thing store all that info?
6 months ago
This is how loslobos fingers her bean
6 months ago
I'd pay to see that.
6 months ago
Upvote for moist
6 months ago
dude..I've totally tripped out on the Frito lay guy doing in a gas station. Yes i was high.
6 months ago
*this
6 months ago
when are you not high you fucking junkie cunt. That would be more fucking extraordinary.
6 months ago
fuck off, MD. you suck.
6 months ago
Damn that dude must be beast when fingerbanging bitches
6 months ago
*doxing people
6 months ago
Lol yup fucking Karro and her doxing
6 months ago
And you are sharp as a tac like mako dragon says
6 months ago
saved
6 months ago
Imagine being a new hire for that company and having to meet production rate. yikes.
6 months ago
dude's gonna be dead one day.. so fuck it.
6 months ago
I imagine this guy calculating the number of time you comment in a 30 second period.
6 months ago
inb4

34 likes
6 months ago
@420

don't get cocky, you goofy lookin nigger. i like your subs.. so i can do without tha asskissin', boy.
6 months ago
yeah..bring it.
6 months ago
wasting energy
6 months ago
Dude!!!!!
6 months ago
Mind blown!!!!
6 months ago
is this a collective soul ref, or should i slap the fishes?
6 months ago
You ass hat
6 months ago
That guy opened a clear door to look indide......
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDA3izx8yU
6 months ago
so solly, in retrospectiveness
6 months ago
interdasting day on MS for once though yay
6 months ago
ms is best when you log in and there are 14 subs to look at and a long thread of beanturd vs swede
6 months ago
agreed
6 months ago
Sweangate!!!!!!
6 months ago
That's one hell of a nervous twitch.
6 months ago
This video makes me sick. It has zero value to me... I find no entertainment in it whatsoever. Watching it simply makes me feel hollow inside. This comment is therapeutic in the sense that I am venting my deep displeasure with this overrated video clip.
6 months ago
* possum gently erases polaremperorr from his xmas list - no homo *
6 months ago
Yeah Jones loves showering us with this facebook stuff
6 months ago
* possum is not sure how to feel now *
6 months ago
* Barret gently strokes his cock *
6 months ago
PolarEmperor.. interesting, a variation I hadn't thought of. It all started in Half-Life as Dark_Emperor... eventually Counter-Strike beta/1.1/1.3. By 1.6 I dropped the "Dark" and became just "Emperor" trying to discover positivity in life.
6 months ago
Yeah I used to be DarkChocolate back when I played Diablo 2 and hung out in erotic mIRC channels, then I became ChocolateBarret when I was playing Final Fantasy 7, and then finally just Barret. Trying to become healthier and beat this diabeetes.
* Barret chugs another fanta strawberry with ants in it *
6 months ago
* possum used to be... *








possum
6 months ago
except if you count rking
6 months ago
when i played quake II i was Fuckin_Snakecharmer
then just snakecharmer
then just mer
6 months ago
Now you just charm snakes for fun. White snakes, black snakes, long snakes, short snakes, fat and long snakes, short and skinny snakes, etc.
6 months ago
sure thing piddles
6 months ago
he knows you
6 months ago
Jones was my Neopet nickname
6 months ago
^self-licker
6 months ago
I wouldn't if I could, Butch.
6 months ago
Lost any and all interest in video/computer games. Haven't played Breath of the Wild... haven't even touched Titanfall 2. When Half-Life 3 comes out I'll probably play that. Couldn't even finish Diablo 3, and selling Diablo 2 items is how I made my living ages 17 - 22.
6 months ago
Used to destroy at Counter-Strike and Call of Duty, though. Was top 100 in Black Ops for a while. Got to Cal-M in Counter-Strike back in the day. CS 1.3 + Hopping around + Desert Eagle for the win. Was always Dark_Emperor or Emperor/Emper0rr tcMEmperor etc. you may have bumped into one of my virtual bullets.
6 months ago
Everyone hopped in Source. I doubt you "made" your living selling Diablo 2 items.
6 months ago
I actually did. From years 2001 - 2005 or so. During the first two years we had 16 Pindle bots that would run 24/7 gathering more items in 24 hours than one person could in a year. It was pure profit and a glorious time. Then Blizzard cracked down on the bots and ended up doing a lot more rune trading for items. I actually took one term off of college to do rune trading for D2 items for a profit... Ended up making a little $10,000 nest egg for the next two terms of school so couldn't complain.

Our bots would get banned... we would buy lists of CD keys... eventually it got so bad we were opening D2 boxes in Walmarts swiping CD keys. A bunch of poor kids couldn't log-on to Battle.net because of our antics.
6 months ago
*diabetus
6 months ago
I'd have 20-30 and at one point even 40+ spambots running constantly in Battle.net channels... also spambots that would join games and send a message advertising the website. Was by far the #1 source of promoting the website. My webstie was d2legitwarehouse.com, literally one of the first Diablo 2 item sites along with d2legit.com.

This was so back in the stoneage that we actually competed with d2legit.com by putting their website URL on our website repeatedly in the same background color so you couldn't see it and it would put us on the top results when you searched for their company. It was a fertile time for SEO..
6 months ago
At one point I had 8 ACCOUNTS full of SOJ's (Stone of Jordan's) which were the currency in D2 for a while before runes.
6 months ago
Remember at one point it getting so bad with duping people just joining games and dropping Skull Grasps everywhere like they were nothing (an actually really good dual-leech ring) it was funny though.
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost finds old episodes of "Our House" and a young Shannen Doherty *
6 months ago
We would state in our terms of service that people were paying for our time finding the items, NOT for the items themselves... a nice little loophole that Blizzard didn't do shit about for years/couldn't/maybe can't do anything about. I was seriously 17 years old having these bots automatically find all these insanely rare items for me each night and would wake up every morning with an extra couple hundred bucks in my PayPal account, living with my mom with no bills and another day job. Too bad I was a naive little dipshit about business and money back then... but still did alright.
6 months ago
Riveting stuff
6 months ago
One time I sold my string cheese at lunch in middle school for $1 when I bought it for 25 cents.
6 months ago
One time I sold non existing t-shirts and novelty orange text features to idiots online
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws regret and shame at Jones *
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost goes back to repairing electronics for $5 in parts and $200-$500 in "charges" *
6 months ago
XeepZanflorp busted!
6 months ago
one time i got fired from a mall-food-court job for burning a giant valentine's day heart shaped chocolate chip cookie
6 months ago
Also sold WoW gold. Never got that deep into it though. Would have been cool to hire those Chinese guys that sleep on bunkbeds and farm gold all day. Also made a living with online poker for a while... six tabling 6 man tables NL hold'em $0.5/$1 or $1/2.

Let me know if I can share any more. Thanks for your deep and sincere interest in my life.
6 months ago
is this what your "political discussions" with yak were like?
6 months ago
Are the old posts preserved somewhere? There should be a Mucho archive or something...
6 months ago
NOOBS!!!!!!!
6 months ago
This guy's walls of text gave me cancer. And not the kind you get better from.
6 months ago
I remember this fag. He was yappy and boring ten years ago too.
6 months ago
yeah but he's still better than (insert current MSers name here)
6 months ago
True that, all five of 'em.
6 months ago
mock current regs as you will, but they/we are the only reason you still have a site to mock when:
1 - you are zeke drunk
2 - your GF just left you (
* possum waves at TD) *

3 - your Gunslinger just got cast with a Negro as Roland
6 months ago
Surprised the website survived without me for this long. I was the lifeblood of the community for so long... the heartbeat... after I left it turned into a dusty wasteland. Here to restore life to this pit of despair.
6 months ago
Lol poss.
6 months ago
I think Negro Roland will be good. Idris Elba usually nails it.
6 months ago
Also read The Wind Through the Keyhole if you haven't yet. Best of the series imo and most people never read it.
6 months ago
Movie Roland also won't kill Jake I bet no matter his color. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
6 months ago
recover password
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