points: 33

TR buying milk

Look at all those IQs!

featuredgeek

by Jones

submitted May 11th 2017

84 comments
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fairly good beat, i'll give it a seven
2 weeks ago
...out of eleven..

get it? get it?

hahahahahhhahaah...
2 weeks ago
Oh thank heaven
2 weeks ago
Well, isn't that convenient.
2 weeks ago
@poss

me gets it.
2 weeks ago
How does that thing store all that info?
2 weeks ago
This is how loslobos fingers her bean
2 weeks ago
I'd pay to see that.
2 weeks ago
Upvote for moist
2 weeks ago
dude..I've totally tripped out on the Frito lay guy doing in a gas station. Yes i was high.
2 weeks ago
*this
2 weeks ago
when are you not high you fucking junkie cunt. That would be more fucking extraordinary.
2 weeks ago
fuck off, MD. you suck.
2 weeks ago
Damn that dude must be beast when fingerbanging bitches
2 weeks ago
*doxing people
2 weeks ago
Lol yup fucking Karro and her doxing
2 weeks ago
And you are sharp as a tac like mako dragon says
2 weeks ago
saved
2 weeks ago
Imagine being a new hire for that company and having to meet production rate. yikes.
2 weeks ago
dude's gonna be dead one day.. so fuck it.
2 weeks ago
I imagine this guy calculating the number of time you comment in a 30 second period.
2 weeks ago
inb4

34 likes
2 weeks ago
@420

don't get cocky, you goofy lookin nigger. i like your subs.. so i can do without tha asskissin', boy.
2 weeks ago
yeah..bring it.
2 weeks ago
wasting energy
2 weeks ago
Dude!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Mind blown!!!!
2 weeks ago
is this a collective soul ref, or should i slap the fishes?
2 weeks ago
You ass hat
2 weeks ago
That guy opened a clear door to look indide......
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDA3izx8yU
2 weeks ago
so solly, in retrospectiveness
2 weeks ago
interdasting day on MS for once though yay
2 weeks ago
ms is best when you log in and there are 14 subs to look at and a long thread of beanturd vs swede
2 weeks ago
agreed
2 weeks ago
Sweangate!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
That's one hell of a nervous twitch.
2 weeks ago
This video makes me sick. It has zero value to me... I find no entertainment in it whatsoever. Watching it simply makes me feel hollow inside. This comment is therapeutic in the sense that I am venting my deep displeasure with this overrated video clip.
2 weeks ago
* possum gently erases polaremperorr from his xmas list - no homo *
2 weeks ago
Yeah Jones loves showering us with this facebook stuff
2 weeks ago
* possum is not sure how to feel now *
2 weeks ago
* Barret gently strokes his cock *
2 weeks ago
PolarEmperor.. interesting, a variation I hadn't thought of. It all started in Half-Life as Dark_Emperor... eventually Counter-Strike beta/1.1/1.3. By 1.6 I dropped the "Dark" and became just "Emperor" trying to discover positivity in life.
2 weeks ago
Yeah I used to be DarkChocolate back when I played Diablo 2 and hung out in erotic mIRC channels, then I became ChocolateBarret when I was playing Final Fantasy 7, and then finally just Barret. Trying to become healthier and beat this diabeetes.
* Barret chugs another fanta strawberry with ants in it *
2 weeks ago
* possum used to be... *








possum
2 weeks ago
except if you count rking
2 weeks ago
when i played quake II i was Fuckin_Snakecharmer
then just snakecharmer
then just mer
2 weeks ago
Now you just charm snakes for fun. White snakes, black snakes, long snakes, short snakes, fat and long snakes, short and skinny snakes, etc.
2 weeks ago
sure thing piddles
2 weeks ago
he knows you
2 weeks ago
Jones was my Neopet nickname
2 weeks ago
^self-licker
2 weeks ago
I wouldn't if I could, Butch.
2 weeks ago
Lost any and all interest in video/computer games. Haven't played Breath of the Wild... haven't even touched Titanfall 2. When Half-Life 3 comes out I'll probably play that. Couldn't even finish Diablo 3, and selling Diablo 2 items is how I made my living ages 17 - 22.
2 weeks ago
Used to destroy at Counter-Strike and Call of Duty, though. Was top 100 in Black Ops for a while. Got to Cal-M in Counter-Strike back in the day. CS 1.3 + Hopping around + Desert Eagle for the win. Was always Dark_Emperor or Emperor/Emper0rr tcMEmperor etc. you may have bumped into one of my virtual bullets.
2 weeks ago
Everyone hopped in Source. I doubt you "made" your living selling Diablo 2 items.
2 weeks ago
I actually did. From years 2001 - 2005 or so. During the first two years we had 16 Pindle bots that would run 24/7 gathering more items in 24 hours than one person could in a year. It was pure profit and a glorious time. Then Blizzard cracked down on the bots and ended up doing a lot more rune trading for items. I actually took one term off of college to do rune trading for D2 items for a profit... Ended up making a little $10,000 nest egg for the next two terms of school so couldn't complain.

Our bots would get banned... we would buy lists of CD keys... eventually it got so bad we were opening D2 boxes in Walmarts swiping CD keys. A bunch of poor kids couldn't log-on to Battle.net because of our antics.
2 weeks ago
*diabetus
2 weeks ago
I'd have 20-30 and at one point even 40+ spambots running constantly in Battle.net channels... also spambots that would join games and send a message advertising the website. Was by far the #1 source of promoting the website. My webstie was d2legitwarehouse.com, literally one of the first Diablo 2 item sites along with d2legit.com.

This was so back in the stoneage that we actually competed with d2legit.com by putting their website URL on our website repeatedly in the same background color so you couldn't see it and it would put us on the top results when you searched for their company. It was a fertile time for SEO..
2 weeks ago
At one point I had 8 ACCOUNTS full of SOJ's (Stone of Jordan's) which were the currency in D2 for a while before runes.
2 weeks ago
Remember at one point it getting so bad with duping people just joining games and dropping Skull Grasps everywhere like they were nothing (an actually really good dual-leech ring) it was funny though.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost finds old episodes of "Our House" and a young Shannen Doherty *
2 weeks ago
We would state in our terms of service that people were paying for our time finding the items, NOT for the items themselves... a nice little loophole that Blizzard didn't do shit about for years/couldn't/maybe can't do anything about. I was seriously 17 years old having these bots automatically find all these insanely rare items for me each night and would wake up every morning with an extra couple hundred bucks in my PayPal account, living with my mom with no bills and another day job. Too bad I was a naive little dipshit about business and money back then... but still did alright.
2 weeks ago
Riveting stuff
2 weeks ago
One time I sold my string cheese at lunch in middle school for $1 when I bought it for 25 cents.
2 weeks ago
One time I sold non existing t-shirts and novelty orange text features to idiots online
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws regret and shame at Jones *
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost goes back to repairing electronics for $5 in parts and $200-$500 in "charges" *
2 weeks ago
XeepZanflorp busted!
2 weeks ago
one time i got fired from a mall-food-court job for burning a giant valentine's day heart shaped chocolate chip cookie
2 weeks ago
Also sold WoW gold. Never got that deep into it though. Would have been cool to hire those Chinese guys that sleep on bunkbeds and farm gold all day. Also made a living with online poker for a while... six tabling 6 man tables NL hold'em $0.5/$1 or $1/2.

Let me know if I can share any more. Thanks for your deep and sincere interest in my life.
2 weeks ago
is this what your "political discussions" with yak were like?
2 weeks ago
Are the old posts preserved somewhere? There should be a Mucho archive or something...
2 weeks ago
NOOBS!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
This guy's walls of text gave me cancer. And not the kind you get better from.
2 weeks ago
I remember this fag. He was yappy and boring ten years ago too.
2 weeks ago
yeah but he's still better than (insert current MSers name here)
2 weeks ago
True that, all five of 'em.
2 weeks ago
mock current regs as you will, but they/we are the only reason you still have a site to mock when:
1 - you are zeke drunk
2 - your GF just left you (
* possum waves at TD) *

3 - your Gunslinger just got cast with a Negro as Roland
2 weeks ago
Surprised the website survived without me for this long. I was the lifeblood of the community for so long... the heartbeat... after I left it turned into a dusty wasteland. Here to restore life to this pit of despair.
2 weeks ago
Lol poss.
2 weeks ago
I think Negro Roland will be good. Idris Elba usually nails it.
2 weeks ago
Also read The Wind Through the Keyhole if you haven't yet. Best of the series imo and most people never read it.
2 weeks ago
Movie Roland also won't kill Jake I bet no matter his color. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
2 weeks ago
recover password
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