points: 16

She's not tripping, she's a fucking ratchet

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Montana Fishburne (the former porn star daughter of Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus in The Matrix) was pulled over for DUI near Ft. Lauderdale in March after rear-ending another vehicle. An open bottle of wine was found in her car, and Montana failed the roadside tests and blew a 0.18 - more than twice the legal limit and was arrested for DUI.

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by Mako

submitted May 6th 2017

55 comments
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sorry, sharkz..I'm wasted. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmFIjQhlL4
5 months ago
DUSTER EVERYWHERE!!
5 months ago
and that's how it goes, negroz!!
5 months ago
no look what you made loslobos do... happy now you fucking moron ?
5 months ago
*now
5 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/8XBwIMN.gif
5 months ago
LOS SMASH!!!!!
5 months ago
LOS'S TWIN SISTER!!!!
5 months ago
Fuck that nigger bitch!
5 months ago
whats 0.18 ?
5 months ago
Her BAC (blood alcohol concentration)
5 months ago
so not micrograms of alcohol by 100ml of breath which would be 35 limit for a breath test in the UK
5 months ago
it would seem you are mixing blood levels with breath levels
5 months ago
and your description was looking so good too
5 months ago
The amount of alcohol measured on the breath is generally accepted as proportional to the amount of alcohol present in the blood at a rate of 1:2100. Therefore, a breathalyzer measurement of 0.10 mg/L of breath alcohol converts to 0.0001×2100 g/10dL, or 0.021 g/dL of blood alcohol (the units of the BAC in the United States). While a variety of units (or sometimes lack thereof) is used throughout the world, many countries use the g/L unit, which does not create confusion as percentages do.
5 months ago
And upon doing some reading, I see that alcohol limits are determined by the breath alcohol content (BrAC) in the UK...whereas in the US limits are determined by blood alcohol content (BAC).
5 months ago
he's so jealous of america..it comes out in 1 out of every 5 comments he makes
5 months ago
there are some cool things in America but its everytime they copy something and change it to their own that makes it so dumb
5 months ago
imma upvote this for that description.
5 months ago
and I don't even need to watch the clip
5 months ago
keep up the good work mako
5 months ago
Awwwwww
5 months ago
* Mako throws Laurence Fishburne at POTUSF. *
5 months ago
How's the lads?
5 months ago
Just had breakfast, so not quite shitting myself yet.
5 months ago
Give me a minute.... im covered in fishburne
5 months ago
I'm sure Montana Fishburne can help ya out with a golden shower. She did take a squirt in front of two cops in the video, so she's not bashful.
5 months ago
I just woke up, on the session last night, destroyed. Had two shits already, in my pants for the lads!
5 months ago
I've never shat myself when drunk, come to think of it. Puked in my sleep once, which is probably worse.
5 months ago
I never sleep shat either, thank fuck!
5 months ago
Crème fraîche will do that to ya, shark
5 months ago
Oh you said drunk shit. I cut it way too fine a few times when drunk. But I do it voluntarily for the lads.
5 months ago
I woke up and went "WTF, why do I smell peanut butter?! And wtf is all over my pillow??" Then realized the last thing I ate was a PB&J sandwich.
5 months ago
And now a joke: A drunk walks into a bar, orders a bunch of shots and immediately pukes all over his own shirt, then said "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me!"
"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
The drunk said "Thass a great idea!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door and says "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"
The drunk said "Oh yeah, he shit my pants, too."
5 months ago
Omg, eat your stuff over the kitchen sink like any normal bachelor
5 months ago
Eat over the kitchen sink?!? Must be a Swedish thing.
5 months ago
Nigga please.
You're saying it's American to eat in bed, that's what you're saying
5 months ago
Actually, I ate the sandwich in the kitchen. I'm weird in that if I'm going to puke, it's not until long after I've stopped drinking.
5 months ago
Jesus wept
5 months ago
Idk, I never met the guy. And it's not like I eat a whole meal, but it's not weird for me to have a snack in bed.
5 months ago
Gimme your number cunt!
5 months ago
Gumme your IT advise, bitch!!!!
5 months ago
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
5 months ago
Gimmie your ideas, bitch!!!!!
5 months ago
Hypoallergenic shellfish.
5 months ago
Gimme your fish, shark!
5 months ago
You hypoallergenic Fuck!!!!
5 months ago
Wtf . Don't ask how's the lads bitch kurupt when you ain't talking to any fucking lads you stupid nigger , I'm the only lad here
5 months ago
omg , learn some punctuation , you fucking retard
5 months ago
Hey fatax.... give me your email address, bitch
5 months ago
let me talk to you... let me talk to you bitch
/nixon spits
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost talks to Jones *
5 months ago
She's a pile of garbage, but does have nice curves.
5 months ago
hahaha latino american
5 months ago
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