points: 16

She's not tripping, she's a fucking ratchet

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Montana Fishburne (the former porn star daughter of Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus in The Matrix) was pulled over for DUI near Ft. Lauderdale in March after rear-ending another vehicle. An open bottle of wine was found in her car, and Montana failed the roadside tests and blew a 0.18 - more than twice the legal limit and was arrested for DUI.

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by Mako

submitted May 6th 2017

55 comments
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sorry, sharkz..I'm wasted. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmFIjQhlL4
1 year ago
DUSTER EVERYWHERE!!
1 year ago
and that's how it goes, negroz!!
1 year ago
no look what you made loslobos do... happy now you fucking moron ?
1 year ago
*now
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/8XBwIMN.gif
1 year ago
LOS SMASH!!!!!
1 year ago
LOS'S TWIN SISTER!!!!
1 year ago
Fuck that nigger bitch!
1 year ago
whats 0.18 ?
1 year ago
Her BAC (blood alcohol concentration)
1 year ago
so not micrograms of alcohol by 100ml of breath which would be 35 limit for a breath test in the UK
1 year ago
it would seem you are mixing blood levels with breath levels
1 year ago
and your description was looking so good too
1 year ago
The amount of alcohol measured on the breath is generally accepted as proportional to the amount of alcohol present in the blood at a rate of 1:2100. Therefore, a breathalyzer measurement of 0.10 mg/L of breath alcohol converts to 0.0001×2100 g/10dL, or 0.021 g/dL of blood alcohol (the units of the BAC in the United States). While a variety of units (or sometimes lack thereof) is used throughout the world, many countries use the g/L unit, which does not create confusion as percentages do.
1 year ago
And upon doing some reading, I see that alcohol limits are determined by the breath alcohol content (BrAC) in the UK...whereas in the US limits are determined by blood alcohol content (BAC).
1 year ago
he's so jealous of america..it comes out in 1 out of every 5 comments he makes
1 year ago
there are some cool things in America but its everytime they copy something and change it to their own that makes it so dumb
1 year ago
imma upvote this for that description.
1 year ago
and I don't even need to watch the clip
1 year ago
keep up the good work mako
1 year ago
Awwwwww
1 year ago
* Mako throws Laurence Fishburne at POTUSF. *
1 year ago
How's the lads?
1 year ago
Just had breakfast, so not quite shitting myself yet.
1 year ago
Give me a minute.... im covered in fishburne
1 year ago
I'm sure Montana Fishburne can help ya out with a golden shower. She did take a squirt in front of two cops in the video, so she's not bashful.
1 year ago
I just woke up, on the session last night, destroyed. Had two shits already, in my pants for the lads!
1 year ago
I've never shat myself when drunk, come to think of it. Puked in my sleep once, which is probably worse.
1 year ago
I never sleep shat either, thank fuck!
1 year ago
Crème fraîche will do that to ya, shark
1 year ago
Oh you said drunk shit. I cut it way too fine a few times when drunk. But I do it voluntarily for the lads.
1 year ago
I woke up and went "WTF, why do I smell peanut butter?! And wtf is all over my pillow??" Then realized the last thing I ate was a PB&J sandwich.
1 year ago
And now a joke: A drunk walks into a bar, orders a bunch of shots and immediately pukes all over his own shirt, then said "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me!"
"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
The drunk said "Thass a great idea!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door and says "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"
The drunk said "Oh yeah, he shit my pants, too."
1 year ago
Omg, eat your stuff over the kitchen sink like any normal bachelor
1 year ago
Eat over the kitchen sink?!? Must be a Swedish thing.
1 year ago
Nigga please.
You're saying it's American to eat in bed, that's what you're saying
1 year ago
Actually, I ate the sandwich in the kitchen. I'm weird in that if I'm going to puke, it's not until long after I've stopped drinking.
1 year ago
Jesus wept
1 year ago
Idk, I never met the guy. And it's not like I eat a whole meal, but it's not weird for me to have a snack in bed.
1 year ago
Gimme your number cunt!
1 year ago
Gumme your IT advise, bitch!!!!
1 year ago
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
1 year ago
Gimmie your ideas, bitch!!!!!
1 year ago
Hypoallergenic shellfish.
1 year ago
Gimme your fish, shark!
1 year ago
You hypoallergenic Fuck!!!!
1 year ago
Wtf . Don't ask how's the lads bitch kurupt when you ain't talking to any fucking lads you stupid nigger , I'm the only lad here
1 year ago
omg , learn some punctuation , you fucking retard
1 year ago
Hey fatax.... give me your email address, bitch
1 year ago
let me talk to you... let me talk to you bitch
/nixon spits
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost talks to Jones *
1 year ago
She's a pile of garbage, but does have nice curves.
1 year ago
hahaha latino american
1 year ago
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