points: 16

She's not tripping, she's a fucking ratchet

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Montana Fishburne (the former porn star daughter of Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus in The Matrix) was pulled over for DUI near Ft. Lauderdale in March after rear-ending another vehicle. An open bottle of wine was found in her car, and Montana failed the roadside tests and blew a 0.18 - more than twice the legal limit and was arrested for DUI.

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by Mako

submitted May 6th 2017

55 comments
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sorry, sharkz..I'm wasted. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmFIjQhlL4
2 weeks ago
DUSTER EVERYWHERE!!
2 weeks ago
and that's how it goes, negroz!!
2 weeks ago
no look what you made loslobos do... happy now you fucking moron ?
2 weeks ago
*now
2 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/8XBwIMN.gif
2 weeks ago
LOS SMASH!!!!!
2 weeks ago
LOS'S TWIN SISTER!!!!
2 weeks ago
Fuck that nigger bitch!
2 weeks ago
whats 0.18 ?
2 weeks ago
Her BAC (blood alcohol concentration)
2 weeks ago
so not micrograms of alcohol by 100ml of breath which would be 35 limit for a breath test in the UK
2 weeks ago
it would seem you are mixing blood levels with breath levels
2 weeks ago
and your description was looking so good too
2 weeks ago
The amount of alcohol measured on the breath is generally accepted as proportional to the amount of alcohol present in the blood at a rate of 1:2100. Therefore, a breathalyzer measurement of 0.10 mg/L of breath alcohol converts to 0.0001×2100 g/10dL, or 0.021 g/dL of blood alcohol (the units of the BAC in the United States). While a variety of units (or sometimes lack thereof) is used throughout the world, many countries use the g/L unit, which does not create confusion as percentages do.
2 weeks ago
And upon doing some reading, I see that alcohol limits are determined by the breath alcohol content (BrAC) in the UK...whereas in the US limits are determined by blood alcohol content (BAC).
2 weeks ago
he's so jealous of america..it comes out in 1 out of every 5 comments he makes
2 weeks ago
there are some cool things in America but its everytime they copy something and change it to their own that makes it so dumb
2 weeks ago
imma upvote this for that description.
2 weeks ago
and I don't even need to watch the clip
2 weeks ago
keep up the good work mako
2 weeks ago
Awwwwww
2 weeks ago
* Mako throws Laurence Fishburne at POTUSF. *
2 weeks ago
How's the lads?
2 weeks ago
Just had breakfast, so not quite shitting myself yet.
2 weeks ago
Give me a minute.... im covered in fishburne
2 weeks ago
I'm sure Montana Fishburne can help ya out with a golden shower. She did take a squirt in front of two cops in the video, so she's not bashful.
2 weeks ago
I just woke up, on the session last night, destroyed. Had two shits already, in my pants for the lads!
2 weeks ago
I've never shat myself when drunk, come to think of it. Puked in my sleep once, which is probably worse.
2 weeks ago
I never sleep shat either, thank fuck!
2 weeks ago
Crème fraîche will do that to ya, shark
2 weeks ago
Oh you said drunk shit. I cut it way too fine a few times when drunk. But I do it voluntarily for the lads.
2 weeks ago
I woke up and went "WTF, why do I smell peanut butter?! And wtf is all over my pillow??" Then realized the last thing I ate was a PB&J sandwich.
2 weeks ago
And now a joke: A drunk walks into a bar, orders a bunch of shots and immediately pukes all over his own shirt, then said "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me!"
"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."
The drunk said "Thass a great idea!"
When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door and says "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."
The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"
The drunk said "Oh yeah, he shit my pants, too."
2 weeks ago
Omg, eat your stuff over the kitchen sink like any normal bachelor
2 weeks ago
Eat over the kitchen sink?!? Must be a Swedish thing.
2 weeks ago
Nigga please.
You're saying it's American to eat in bed, that's what you're saying
2 weeks ago
Actually, I ate the sandwich in the kitchen. I'm weird in that if I'm going to puke, it's not until long after I've stopped drinking.
2 weeks ago
Jesus wept
2 weeks ago
Idk, I never met the guy. And it's not like I eat a whole meal, but it's not weird for me to have a snack in bed.
2 weeks ago
Gimme your number cunt!
2 weeks ago
Gumme your IT advise, bitch!!!!
2 weeks ago
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
2 weeks ago
Gimmie your ideas, bitch!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Hypoallergenic shellfish.
2 weeks ago
Gimme your fish, shark!
2 weeks ago
You hypoallergenic Fuck!!!!
2 weeks ago
Wtf . Don't ask how's the lads bitch kurupt when you ain't talking to any fucking lads you stupid nigger , I'm the only lad here
2 weeks ago
omg , learn some punctuation , you fucking retard
2 weeks ago
Hey fatax.... give me your email address, bitch
2 weeks ago
let me talk to you... let me talk to you bitch
/nixon spits
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost talks to Jones *
2 weeks ago
She's a pile of garbage, but does have nice curves.
2 weeks ago
hahaha latino american
2 weeks ago
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