points: 9

Can't take grandma anywhere

Old lady does the ol' shit an split in a store. I kept waiting for someone to slip in it.

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by Mako

submitted April 29th 2017

144 comments
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comments (144)
how did she manage that
1 year ago
I'm wondering that mice elf.
1 year ago
maybe she kept it in her handbag
1 year ago
kinda like loose change
1 year ago
No she wasn't
1 year ago
FOR THE LADS!!
1 year ago
She gets it.
1 year ago
All she has left to do is fling it into a neighbors garden, then she's in.
1 year ago
+1 team lads
1 year ago
Cryass you can shit your pants as much as you want, but you will never be ONE OF THE LADS!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws a few of Punky's adult diapers at fatax *
1 year ago
Throw in a few of your own as well, clean up the workshop a bit.
1 year ago
Mine are all staged and ready to go
1 year ago
I'm keeping them
1 year ago
I am the leader of the lads wtf you talking about
1 year ago
*fags
1 year ago
cryass, the shit in my pants is more of a lad than you will ever be, now fuck off.
1 year ago
Ya fat doughnut puncher
1 year ago
But seriously though nix,you have to do this the next time that your grandchildren take you out, for the lads.
1 year ago
We cant have this old bitch outdoing us. It's bad for business.
1 year ago
I'm only fucking with you nix, don't run off like a little cryass.
1 year ago
Im gonna shit in a bag, light it on fire, and set at fatax's door
1 year ago
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!"
1 year ago
For da lads
1 year ago
Would you believe that that is becoming a saying over here for when somebody fucks up. He shat the bag! I'm not fucking joking about this either.
1 year ago
Your stories are still on doubtable credibility......
1 year ago
But your stories of multiple crackwhore murders are rock solid. I'm telling the fucking truth here. Seven more written warning and the you can fuck off to the desert and play with cryass.
1 year ago
Haha crack rock solid
1 year ago
I'll smoke to that.
1 year ago
Mmmmm, that was some moreish crack.
1 year ago
The first few hits are free.....
1 year ago
Hahah, i'd just kick the fuck out of you, and then rob you. Only for you are one of the lads, i would have kicked in your door ages ago.
1 year ago
Haha you guck
1 year ago
*fuck
1 year ago
Hey nix, i found a sweet phone in the pub last weekend, found a way to bypass the google login shit, the phone is factory reset and working perfect. Free phone! You would have been proud..
1 year ago
Damn son
1 year ago
Free phone is best phone
1 year ago
Found = rolled some drunk and stole it ???
1 year ago
I need to change network, but other than that it's a result.
1 year ago
But who is phone?
1 year ago
Na nothing shady, i was walking back from the bar to the lads, it was busy and i spotted it on the floor, picked it up, looked around, nobody seemed to be looking for it, so i put it in my jacket and left it in the corner till the end of the night, turned off of course.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost calls Scotland Yard *
1 year ago
*gay phone operator
1 year ago
That's why all my phones have crime deturant.
1 year ago
She's a sexy little phone mako, slim and shy.
1 year ago
Pics?
1 year ago
The way a phone should be.
1 year ago
And highly charged, also fuck off nix, the last time i put up a pic of a shelf, you were taking the piss out of it.
1 year ago
That was different..... i want to see your score
1 year ago
Go fuck yourself!
1 year ago
Fuck yes! Live PD is on. This show kicks ass.
1 year ago
I watched a couple of episodes, but the crimes were fairly petty on the ones i watched. One fella had half a joint hidden in the steering wheel, and it took up half the fucking episode.
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
^Punky alt.
1 year ago
Damn, you caught a bad one. There was a good one last week with an 85 mile chase and four armed suspects that ran into a huge automall.
1 year ago
I didn't see anything like that, i thought it was corny. I watch the first 48 and 60 days in though. I think they are all a&e shows.
1 year ago
Hey kurupt isn't your country getting threatened by Russia ?
1 year ago
Dude just got pulled over in a sweet Monte Carlo for speeding and they found four huge crack rocks in his car. They're in South Carolina...that's enough to put you away for a while down there.
1 year ago
Was laquanda in the car with nix?
1 year ago
Nah, Shaquan was riding dirty by himself.
1 year ago
Lets watch a referee get knocked the fuck out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wia3erwN6gk
1 year ago
^ Punky alt
1 year ago
This only happened a couple of days ago, broke the refs jaw. Also i better start buying in duster by the pallet.
1 year ago
Soccer is such a violent sport.
1 year ago
I'm not biting, you cunt!
1 year ago
Because I'm correct.
1 year ago
Oh, i t was a rugby match mako, i thought you were being a private dickhead like nix is, doubting my stories and shit. Driving me fucking mad he is.
1 year ago
Meh...rugby, soccer...close enough. Both sports that you'd have to be a complete fairy to play.
1 year ago
Maybe not rugby so much, but soccer is definitely the faggiest sport ever.
1 year ago
Rugby is a tough game mako, football not so much, but it's more fluid to watch.
1 year ago
Any sport where you can only pass the ball backwards is asinine, really. But soccer, yeah, that's a sport for faggots.
1 year ago
Something fries would like.
1 year ago
"Don't use your hands! Wear these skimpy little shorts and this ugly shirt and fake an injury when no one is near you!" GAAAAAYY!
1 year ago
I'm more of a darts man.
1 year ago
A sport where you can play it in a bar completely shitfaced. That's a sport I can deal with.
1 year ago
I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't much in the way of professional dart throwers in the US. Dart boards are in every bar I've ever been to.
1 year ago
I got a new board last week, played a game against one of the lads the other night, we weren't a few cans and a first to 11 game, it was a fucking decent game.
1 year ago
^were having.
1 year ago
Larry Butler is the only pro darter that i know of from the u.s, and a couple of good canaidan players, thats it. But yet they do a few tournament in america during the summer, and they are all sellouts.
1 year ago
Did you get it mounted level, Kurupt?
1 year ago
I bet a crooked dart board would make for a crappy game
1 year ago
I was gonna say Larry is the only one I know as well.
1 year ago
Fuck that was even more lurkier than cryass.
1 year ago
He still looks the same, he was always an old bald cunt even back in the eighties.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws lawn darts at Kurupt's new dart board *
1 year ago
Some fucking laugh aren't ya!
1 year ago
I'm compensating for all my written warnings
1 year ago
I'll knock off a few of them, if you send on a few grand.
1 year ago
Just throw a sock in an envelope at mail it to Kurupt, Dublin, Ireland.
1 year ago
How about a check?
1 year ago
How about both?
1 year ago
Fyi.... my checks are so bad.... they actually EFT funds from your account into mine!!!!
1 year ago
It's not a good thing for a person to be so obsessed with money and wealth, that's why you are crippled and fucked up.
1 year ago
But... but...... CASH!!!!!!
1 year ago
Listen man, all im hearing these days is bad news, people getting caner in my family and shit, people dying all the time, people that lived a much healthier life than i did So what good is money when you are in the fucking ground, is what i'm saying.
1 year ago
Yeah Kurupt when Larry won that PDC championship, I was a senior in high school. He's been around forever.
1 year ago
I'm looking out for my heirs
1 year ago
Nix has a structured settlement and he needs cash now.
1 year ago
I suppose nix, i didn't even think of that. Be a hungry cunt.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost telegraphs J.G. Wentworth *
1 year ago
877-CASH-NOW
1 year ago
Being a parent my top priority is to make sure they are OK when I'm not arround
1 year ago
And that shit must be any day now.
1 year ago
Im gonna make it to 100 at least
1 year ago
https://youtu.be/RdvtVVaa2Ow
1 year ago
Me and my bionic skull
1 year ago
What the fuck are you playing at mako?
1 year ago
Fuck, hang on. Mucho fucks up when I use my phone.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdvtVVaa2Ow
1 year ago
That link didn't even have to work and i know what it's for.
1 year ago
Wtf, youtube videos don't work anymore? WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER THAT FUCKED UP THIS SITE???
1 year ago
^punky alt.
1 year ago
No, youtube vids aren't working on my computer now. Fucking maple syrup motherfucker must've fucked with something again.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q&app=desktop
1 year ago
Oh sure, when I refresh they work. Fuckin cheap ass website.
1 year ago
I've been here nearly 14 goddamn years. I get pissed off when things don't work the way they should.
1 year ago
Mako just calm down! Nobody is secretly laughing at you and judging you.
1 year ago
2 more years and you can drive
1 year ago
They aren't? WHY THE FUCK NOT??
1 year ago
14 years is 35 years in shark years.
1 year ago
We are openly laughing at you and judging you
1 year ago
THAT'S BETTER.
1 year ago
Shit your pants on 3.2.1
1 year ago
Think about it though: what would Mucho be like if we couldn't openly laugh at and judge each other?
1 year ago
Nixon, remember 3-2-1 Contact? I loved that show.
1 year ago
Classic
1 year ago
When you get on to the point in your life when you are on mucho all the time, you are gone beyond the point of pointing judgement on anybody.
1 year ago
^passing.
1 year ago
meh, 321 was no The Letter People - but it was okay
1 year ago
Children's Television Workshop, bitches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpm6M6ecBM
1 year ago
Dude on Live PD that got caught with 8 pounds of weed in the car just went "YEAH! LIVE PD! I wanna give a shout out to my baby's mama..."
1 year ago
Keepin it classy.
1 year ago
Eight fucking pounds, whats the jail time on that?
1 year ago
Idk about in South Carolina where it happened, but in NY it's at least a couple years in state prison.
1 year ago
But of course they had coke and guns and got in a hit and run accident earlier, so consider that.
1 year ago
Well fucked.
1 year ago
You'll like this: Arizona State Trooper pulled over a Lincoln that was driving recklessly...driver had a warrant for a suspended license, black tar heroin and weed in his pockets...rear seat passenger was sitting on a locked and loaded AK-47, plus she had a warrant for prostitution...front seat passenger had a stolen Glock .40 cal in her purse.
1 year ago
scrolly scrolly scroll
1 year ago
shut up seagull
1 year ago
*Sprinkles.
1 year ago
the ol baby ruth on the floor gag... classic!
1 year ago
Not just for the pool anymore.....
1 year ago
recover password
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