points: 9

Can't take grandma anywhere

Old lady does the ol' shit an split in a store. I kept waiting for someone to slip in it.

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by Mako

submitted April 29th 2017

144 comments
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comments (144)
how did she manage that
2 months ago
I'm wondering that mice elf.
2 months ago
maybe she kept it in her handbag
2 months ago
kinda like loose change
2 months ago
No she wasn't
2 months ago
FOR THE LADS!!
2 months ago
She gets it.
2 months ago
All she has left to do is fling it into a neighbors garden, then she's in.
2 months ago
+1 team lads
2 months ago
Cryass you can shit your pants as much as you want, but you will never be ONE OF THE LADS!!!
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws a few of Punky's adult diapers at fatax *
2 months ago
Throw in a few of your own as well, clean up the workshop a bit.
2 months ago
Mine are all staged and ready to go
2 months ago
I'm keeping them
2 months ago
I am the leader of the lads wtf you talking about
2 months ago
*fags
2 months ago
cryass, the shit in my pants is more of a lad than you will ever be, now fuck off.
2 months ago
Ya fat doughnut puncher
2 months ago
But seriously though nix,you have to do this the next time that your grandchildren take you out, for the lads.
2 months ago
We cant have this old bitch outdoing us. It's bad for business.
2 months ago
I'm only fucking with you nix, don't run off like a little cryass.
2 months ago
Im gonna shit in a bag, light it on fire, and set at fatax's door
2 months ago
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!"
2 months ago
For da lads
2 months ago
Would you believe that that is becoming a saying over here for when somebody fucks up. He shat the bag! I'm not fucking joking about this either.
2 months ago
Your stories are still on doubtable credibility......
2 months ago
But your stories of multiple crackwhore murders are rock solid. I'm telling the fucking truth here. Seven more written warning and the you can fuck off to the desert and play with cryass.
2 months ago
Haha crack rock solid
2 months ago
I'll smoke to that.
2 months ago
Mmmmm, that was some moreish crack.
2 months ago
The first few hits are free.....
2 months ago
Hahah, i'd just kick the fuck out of you, and then rob you. Only for you are one of the lads, i would have kicked in your door ages ago.
2 months ago
Haha you guck
2 months ago
*fuck
2 months ago
Hey nix, i found a sweet phone in the pub last weekend, found a way to bypass the google login shit, the phone is factory reset and working perfect. Free phone! You would have been proud..
2 months ago
Damn son
2 months ago
Free phone is best phone
2 months ago
Found = rolled some drunk and stole it ???
2 months ago
I need to change network, but other than that it's a result.
2 months ago
But who is phone?
2 months ago
Na nothing shady, i was walking back from the bar to the lads, it was busy and i spotted it on the floor, picked it up, looked around, nobody seemed to be looking for it, so i put it in my jacket and left it in the corner till the end of the night, turned off of course.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost calls Scotland Yard *
2 months ago
*gay phone operator
2 months ago
That's why all my phones have crime deturant.
2 months ago
She's a sexy little phone mako, slim and shy.
2 months ago
Pics?
2 months ago
The way a phone should be.
2 months ago
And highly charged, also fuck off nix, the last time i put up a pic of a shelf, you were taking the piss out of it.
2 months ago
That was different..... i want to see your score
2 months ago
Go fuck yourself!
2 months ago
Fuck yes! Live PD is on. This show kicks ass.
2 months ago
I watched a couple of episodes, but the crimes were fairly petty on the ones i watched. One fella had half a joint hidden in the steering wheel, and it took up half the fucking episode.
2 months ago
:(
2 months ago
^Punky alt.
2 months ago
Damn, you caught a bad one. There was a good one last week with an 85 mile chase and four armed suspects that ran into a huge automall.
2 months ago
I didn't see anything like that, i thought it was corny. I watch the first 48 and 60 days in though. I think they are all a&e shows.
2 months ago
Hey kurupt isn't your country getting threatened by Russia ?
2 months ago
Dude just got pulled over in a sweet Monte Carlo for speeding and they found four huge crack rocks in his car. They're in South Carolina...that's enough to put you away for a while down there.
2 months ago
Was laquanda in the car with nix?
2 months ago
Nah, Shaquan was riding dirty by himself.
2 months ago
Lets watch a referee get knocked the fuck out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wia3erwN6gk
2 months ago
^ Punky alt
2 months ago
This only happened a couple of days ago, broke the refs jaw. Also i better start buying in duster by the pallet.
2 months ago
Soccer is such a violent sport.
2 months ago
I'm not biting, you cunt!
2 months ago
Because I'm correct.
2 months ago
Oh, i t was a rugby match mako, i thought you were being a private dickhead like nix is, doubting my stories and shit. Driving me fucking mad he is.
2 months ago
Meh...rugby, soccer...close enough. Both sports that you'd have to be a complete fairy to play.
2 months ago
Maybe not rugby so much, but soccer is definitely the faggiest sport ever.
2 months ago
Rugby is a tough game mako, football not so much, but it's more fluid to watch.
2 months ago
Any sport where you can only pass the ball backwards is asinine, really. But soccer, yeah, that's a sport for faggots.
2 months ago
Something fries would like.
2 months ago
"Don't use your hands! Wear these skimpy little shorts and this ugly shirt and fake an injury when no one is near you!" GAAAAAYY!
2 months ago
I'm more of a darts man.
2 months ago
A sport where you can play it in a bar completely shitfaced. That's a sport I can deal with.
2 months ago
I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't much in the way of professional dart throwers in the US. Dart boards are in every bar I've ever been to.
2 months ago
I got a new board last week, played a game against one of the lads the other night, we weren't a few cans and a first to 11 game, it was a fucking decent game.
2 months ago
^were having.
2 months ago
Larry Butler is the only pro darter that i know of from the u.s, and a couple of good canaidan players, thats it. But yet they do a few tournament in america during the summer, and they are all sellouts.
2 months ago
Did you get it mounted level, Kurupt?
2 months ago
I bet a crooked dart board would make for a crappy game
2 months ago
I was gonna say Larry is the only one I know as well.
2 months ago
Fuck that was even more lurkier than cryass.
2 months ago
He still looks the same, he was always an old bald cunt even back in the eighties.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws lawn darts at Kurupt's new dart board *
2 months ago
Some fucking laugh aren't ya!
2 months ago
I'm compensating for all my written warnings
2 months ago
I'll knock off a few of them, if you send on a few grand.
2 months ago
Just throw a sock in an envelope at mail it to Kurupt, Dublin, Ireland.
2 months ago
How about a check?
2 months ago
How about both?
2 months ago
Fyi.... my checks are so bad.... they actually EFT funds from your account into mine!!!!
2 months ago
It's not a good thing for a person to be so obsessed with money and wealth, that's why you are crippled and fucked up.
2 months ago
But... but...... CASH!!!!!!
2 months ago
Listen man, all im hearing these days is bad news, people getting caner in my family and shit, people dying all the time, people that lived a much healthier life than i did So what good is money when you are in the fucking ground, is what i'm saying.
2 months ago
Yeah Kurupt when Larry won that PDC championship, I was a senior in high school. He's been around forever.
2 months ago
I'm looking out for my heirs
2 months ago
Nix has a structured settlement and he needs cash now.
2 months ago
I suppose nix, i didn't even think of that. Be a hungry cunt.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost telegraphs J.G. Wentworth *
2 months ago
877-CASH-NOW
2 months ago
Being a parent my top priority is to make sure they are OK when I'm not arround
2 months ago
And that shit must be any day now.
2 months ago
Im gonna make it to 100 at least
2 months ago
https://youtu.be/RdvtVVaa2Ow
2 months ago
Me and my bionic skull
2 months ago
What the fuck are you playing at mako?
2 months ago
Fuck, hang on. Mucho fucks up when I use my phone.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdvtVVaa2Ow
2 months ago
That link didn't even have to work and i know what it's for.
2 months ago
Wtf, youtube videos don't work anymore? WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER THAT FUCKED UP THIS SITE???
2 months ago
^punky alt.
2 months ago
No, youtube vids aren't working on my computer now. Fucking maple syrup motherfucker must've fucked with something again.
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q&app=desktop
2 months ago
Oh sure, when I refresh they work. Fuckin cheap ass website.
2 months ago
I've been here nearly 14 goddamn years. I get pissed off when things don't work the way they should.
2 months ago
Mako just calm down! Nobody is secretly laughing at you and judging you.
2 months ago
2 more years and you can drive
2 months ago
They aren't? WHY THE FUCK NOT??
2 months ago
14 years is 35 years in shark years.
2 months ago
We are openly laughing at you and judging you
2 months ago
THAT'S BETTER.
2 months ago
Shit your pants on 3.2.1
2 months ago
Think about it though: what would Mucho be like if we couldn't openly laugh at and judge each other?
2 months ago
Nixon, remember 3-2-1 Contact? I loved that show.
2 months ago
Classic
2 months ago
When you get on to the point in your life when you are on mucho all the time, you are gone beyond the point of pointing judgement on anybody.
2 months ago
^passing.
2 months ago
meh, 321 was no The Letter People - but it was okay
2 months ago
Children's Television Workshop, bitches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpm6M6ecBM
2 months ago
Dude on Live PD that got caught with 8 pounds of weed in the car just went "YEAH! LIVE PD! I wanna give a shout out to my baby's mama..."
2 months ago
Keepin it classy.
2 months ago
Eight fucking pounds, whats the jail time on that?
2 months ago
Idk about in South Carolina where it happened, but in NY it's at least a couple years in state prison.
2 months ago
But of course they had coke and guns and got in a hit and run accident earlier, so consider that.
2 months ago
Well fucked.
2 months ago
You'll like this: Arizona State Trooper pulled over a Lincoln that was driving recklessly...driver had a warrant for a suspended license, black tar heroin and weed in his pockets...rear seat passenger was sitting on a locked and loaded AK-47, plus she had a warrant for prostitution...front seat passenger had a stolen Glock .40 cal in her purse.
2 months ago
scrolly scrolly scroll
2 months ago
shut up seagull
2 months ago
*Sprinkles.
2 months ago
the ol baby ruth on the floor gag... classic!
2 months ago
Not just for the pool anymore.....
2 months ago
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