points: 9

Can't take grandma anywhere

Old lady does the ol' shit an split in a store. I kept waiting for someone to slip in it.

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by Mako

submitted April 29th 2017

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comments (144)
how did she manage that
3 weeks ago
I'm wondering that mice elf.
3 weeks ago
maybe she kept it in her handbag
3 weeks ago
kinda like loose change
3 weeks ago
No she wasn't
3 weeks ago
FOR THE LADS!!
3 weeks ago
She gets it.
3 weeks ago
All she has left to do is fling it into a neighbors garden, then she's in.
3 weeks ago
+1 team lads
3 weeks ago
Cryass you can shit your pants as much as you want, but you will never be ONE OF THE LADS!!!
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws a few of Punky's adult diapers at fatax *
3 weeks ago
Throw in a few of your own as well, clean up the workshop a bit.
3 weeks ago
Mine are all staged and ready to go
3 weeks ago
I'm keeping them
3 weeks ago
I am the leader of the lads wtf you talking about
3 weeks ago
*fags
3 weeks ago
cryass, the shit in my pants is more of a lad than you will ever be, now fuck off.
3 weeks ago
Ya fat doughnut puncher
3 weeks ago
But seriously though nix,you have to do this the next time that your grandchildren take you out, for the lads.
3 weeks ago
We cant have this old bitch outdoing us. It's bad for business.
3 weeks ago
I'm only fucking with you nix, don't run off like a little cryass.
3 weeks ago
Im gonna shit in a bag, light it on fire, and set at fatax's door
3 weeks ago
"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!"
3 weeks ago
For da lads
3 weeks ago
Would you believe that that is becoming a saying over here for when somebody fucks up. He shat the bag! I'm not fucking joking about this either.
3 weeks ago
Your stories are still on doubtable credibility......
3 weeks ago
But your stories of multiple crackwhore murders are rock solid. I'm telling the fucking truth here. Seven more written warning and the you can fuck off to the desert and play with cryass.
3 weeks ago
Haha crack rock solid
3 weeks ago
I'll smoke to that.
3 weeks ago
Mmmmm, that was some moreish crack.
3 weeks ago
The first few hits are free.....
3 weeks ago
Hahah, i'd just kick the fuck out of you, and then rob you. Only for you are one of the lads, i would have kicked in your door ages ago.
3 weeks ago
Haha you guck
3 weeks ago
*fuck
3 weeks ago
Hey nix, i found a sweet phone in the pub last weekend, found a way to bypass the google login shit, the phone is factory reset and working perfect. Free phone! You would have been proud..
3 weeks ago
Damn son
3 weeks ago
Free phone is best phone
3 weeks ago
Found = rolled some drunk and stole it ???
3 weeks ago
I need to change network, but other than that it's a result.
3 weeks ago
But who is phone?
3 weeks ago
Na nothing shady, i was walking back from the bar to the lads, it was busy and i spotted it on the floor, picked it up, looked around, nobody seemed to be looking for it, so i put it in my jacket and left it in the corner till the end of the night, turned off of course.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost calls Scotland Yard *
3 weeks ago
*gay phone operator
3 weeks ago
That's why all my phones have crime deturant.
3 weeks ago
She's a sexy little phone mako, slim and shy.
3 weeks ago
Pics?
3 weeks ago
The way a phone should be.
3 weeks ago
And highly charged, also fuck off nix, the last time i put up a pic of a shelf, you were taking the piss out of it.
3 weeks ago
That was different..... i want to see your score
3 weeks ago
Go fuck yourself!
3 weeks ago
Fuck yes! Live PD is on. This show kicks ass.
3 weeks ago
I watched a couple of episodes, but the crimes were fairly petty on the ones i watched. One fella had half a joint hidden in the steering wheel, and it took up half the fucking episode.
3 weeks ago
:(
3 weeks ago
^Punky alt.
3 weeks ago
Damn, you caught a bad one. There was a good one last week with an 85 mile chase and four armed suspects that ran into a huge automall.
3 weeks ago
I didn't see anything like that, i thought it was corny. I watch the first 48 and 60 days in though. I think they are all a&e shows.
3 weeks ago
Hey kurupt isn't your country getting threatened by Russia ?
3 weeks ago
Dude just got pulled over in a sweet Monte Carlo for speeding and they found four huge crack rocks in his car. They're in South Carolina...that's enough to put you away for a while down there.
3 weeks ago
Was laquanda in the car with nix?
3 weeks ago
Nah, Shaquan was riding dirty by himself.
3 weeks ago
Lets watch a referee get knocked the fuck out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wia3erwN6gk
3 weeks ago
^ Punky alt
3 weeks ago
This only happened a couple of days ago, broke the refs jaw. Also i better start buying in duster by the pallet.
3 weeks ago
Soccer is such a violent sport.
3 weeks ago
I'm not biting, you cunt!
3 weeks ago
Because I'm correct.
3 weeks ago
Oh, i t was a rugby match mako, i thought you were being a private dickhead like nix is, doubting my stories and shit. Driving me fucking mad he is.
3 weeks ago
Meh...rugby, soccer...close enough. Both sports that you'd have to be a complete fairy to play.
3 weeks ago
Maybe not rugby so much, but soccer is definitely the faggiest sport ever.
3 weeks ago
Rugby is a tough game mako, football not so much, but it's more fluid to watch.
3 weeks ago
Any sport where you can only pass the ball backwards is asinine, really. But soccer, yeah, that's a sport for faggots.
3 weeks ago
Something fries would like.
3 weeks ago
"Don't use your hands! Wear these skimpy little shorts and this ugly shirt and fake an injury when no one is near you!" GAAAAAYY!
3 weeks ago
I'm more of a darts man.
3 weeks ago
A sport where you can play it in a bar completely shitfaced. That's a sport I can deal with.
3 weeks ago
I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't much in the way of professional dart throwers in the US. Dart boards are in every bar I've ever been to.
3 weeks ago
I got a new board last week, played a game against one of the lads the other night, we weren't a few cans and a first to 11 game, it was a fucking decent game.
3 weeks ago
^were having.
3 weeks ago
Larry Butler is the only pro darter that i know of from the u.s, and a couple of good canaidan players, thats it. But yet they do a few tournament in america during the summer, and they are all sellouts.
3 weeks ago
Did you get it mounted level, Kurupt?
3 weeks ago
I bet a crooked dart board would make for a crappy game
3 weeks ago
I was gonna say Larry is the only one I know as well.
3 weeks ago
Fuck that was even more lurkier than cryass.
3 weeks ago
He still looks the same, he was always an old bald cunt even back in the eighties.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost throws lawn darts at Kurupt's new dart board *
3 weeks ago
Some fucking laugh aren't ya!
3 weeks ago
I'm compensating for all my written warnings
3 weeks ago
I'll knock off a few of them, if you send on a few grand.
3 weeks ago
Just throw a sock in an envelope at mail it to Kurupt, Dublin, Ireland.
3 weeks ago
How about a check?
3 weeks ago
How about both?
3 weeks ago
Fyi.... my checks are so bad.... they actually EFT funds from your account into mine!!!!
3 weeks ago
It's not a good thing for a person to be so obsessed with money and wealth, that's why you are crippled and fucked up.
3 weeks ago
But... but...... CASH!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
Listen man, all im hearing these days is bad news, people getting caner in my family and shit, people dying all the time, people that lived a much healthier life than i did So what good is money when you are in the fucking ground, is what i'm saying.
3 weeks ago
Yeah Kurupt when Larry won that PDC championship, I was a senior in high school. He's been around forever.
3 weeks ago
I'm looking out for my heirs
3 weeks ago
Nix has a structured settlement and he needs cash now.
3 weeks ago
I suppose nix, i didn't even think of that. Be a hungry cunt.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost telegraphs J.G. Wentworth *
3 weeks ago
877-CASH-NOW
3 weeks ago
Being a parent my top priority is to make sure they are OK when I'm not arround
3 weeks ago
And that shit must be any day now.
3 weeks ago
Im gonna make it to 100 at least
3 weeks ago
https://youtu.be/RdvtVVaa2Ow
3 weeks ago
Me and my bionic skull
3 weeks ago
What the fuck are you playing at mako?
3 weeks ago
Fuck, hang on. Mucho fucks up when I use my phone.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdvtVVaa2Ow
3 weeks ago
That link didn't even have to work and i know what it's for.
3 weeks ago
Wtf, youtube videos don't work anymore? WHOS THE SLIMY LITTLE SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCKSUCKER THAT FUCKED UP THIS SITE???
3 weeks ago
^punky alt.
3 weeks ago
No, youtube vids aren't working on my computer now. Fucking maple syrup motherfucker must've fucked with something again.
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
Oh sure, when I refresh they work. Fuckin cheap ass website.
3 weeks ago
I've been here nearly 14 goddamn years. I get pissed off when things don't work the way they should.
3 weeks ago
Mako just calm down! Nobody is secretly laughing at you and judging you.
3 weeks ago
2 more years and you can drive
3 weeks ago
They aren't? WHY THE FUCK NOT??
3 weeks ago
14 years is 35 years in shark years.
3 weeks ago
We are openly laughing at you and judging you
3 weeks ago
THAT'S BETTER.
3 weeks ago
Shit your pants on 3.2.1
3 weeks ago
Think about it though: what would Mucho be like if we couldn't openly laugh at and judge each other?
3 weeks ago
Nixon, remember 3-2-1 Contact? I loved that show.
3 weeks ago
Classic
3 weeks ago
When you get on to the point in your life when you are on mucho all the time, you are gone beyond the point of pointing judgement on anybody.
3 weeks ago
^passing.
3 weeks ago
meh, 321 was no The Letter People - but it was okay
3 weeks ago
Children's Television Workshop, bitches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2-LEBc2sO8
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpm6M6ecBM
3 weeks ago
Dude on Live PD that got caught with 8 pounds of weed in the car just went "YEAH! LIVE PD! I wanna give a shout out to my baby's mama..."
3 weeks ago
Keepin it classy.
3 weeks ago
Eight fucking pounds, whats the jail time on that?
3 weeks ago
Idk about in South Carolina where it happened, but in NY it's at least a couple years in state prison.
3 weeks ago
But of course they had coke and guns and got in a hit and run accident earlier, so consider that.
3 weeks ago
Well fucked.
3 weeks ago
You'll like this: Arizona State Trooper pulled over a Lincoln that was driving recklessly...driver had a warrant for a suspended license, black tar heroin and weed in his pockets...rear seat passenger was sitting on a locked and loaded AK-47, plus she had a warrant for prostitution...front seat passenger had a stolen Glock .40 cal in her purse.
3 weeks ago
scrolly scrolly scroll
3 weeks ago
shut up seagull
3 weeks ago
*Sprinkles.
3 weeks ago
the ol baby ruth on the floor gag... classic!
3 weeks ago
Not just for the pool anymore.....
3 weeks ago
recover password
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