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How to Fail your DUI Test

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by thatdude420

submitted April 23rd 2017

78 comments
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Smooth move exlax.
3 months ago
I'm getting ready to get convicted of one of these. Got a lawyer and everything it's been postponed like 7 times. I was busted sleepin' in my prius in front of the hotel i was checkin' into. I've never even had a speeding ticket before in my whole entire life. THANKS GOD!! YOU SUCK!!
3 months ago
You should be jailed for the prius alone.
3 months ago
should i lol@that?
3 months ago
You should find the arresting officers and beg them not to show. If that doesn't work then a failed autoerotic asphyxiation attempt in the courthouse shitter should work.
3 months ago
the DEA wanted to give me 7 days for my Kentucky Deluxe level. My lawyer saved my ass... i think.
3 months ago
don't care
3 months ago
dude..
3 months ago
Also I think you meant to say DA, you home made drug addled nincompoop.
3 months ago
i did. I'm blasted out at the moment.
3 months ago
The more times a case gets adjourned, the better for the defendant. Thing is, I read that Tennessee has mandatory jail time for first time DUI offenders. At a minimum, offenders will get 48 hours in jail, unless your BAC was .20 or higher, then the minimum is 7 days. However, a first time DUI can give you up to 11 months and 29 days in jail and a $350-$1,500 fine. Your license can be revoked for one year
3 months ago
omg with your paragraphs, dudez.
3 months ago
Hey, I'm not the one that writes your shitkicker state's laws.
3 months ago
A junky like Punky shouldn't even have a drivers license. You're a danger to the community. Someone report Darin Ledford to the proper authorities, kthxbye
3 months ago
Also, who would end mention fucking up with a stupid thing like getting a ticket for sleeping in the car? Oh right, Punky ofc. Even his fails is used for getting attention
3 months ago
man.. I'm wasted.. and this is all i could think of. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_jP2vrRFy8
3 months ago
"I'm wasted"
Posts a YouTube link
* loslobos pukes at the expected *
3 months ago
Could you please stop boring up this place. I know it's hard for you not to, but for the sake of those who still come around here -
Shut the fuck up!
3 months ago
are you mad at me? I hope not. 8)
3 months ago
LOOOS.. I LOOOVE YOU!!
3 months ago
Fuck off and die
3 months ago
dude..
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DHzjgNoRmjg
3 months ago
hahaha
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost queues Beasty Boys and changes the lyrics *
3 months ago
That junky....... that junky punky.....
3 months ago
BRASS MONKEY!!! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!!!!
3 months ago
*Beastie
3 months ago
Whoooops
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser smacks Nixy *
3 months ago
I'm so immune to pysical pain right now you'll just end up hearting yourself
3 months ago
share your oxys with me, broseph.
3 months ago
Wait what was that song by Olivia Newton-John? Oh yeah...let's get pysical.
* Mako hearts himself. *
3 months ago
horrible.
3 months ago
Yeah, like you've never hearted yourself.
3 months ago
los is watching me. I need to be cool.
3 months ago
There's a first.
3 months ago
Besides, she left over ten minutes ago.
3 months ago
she's a meanie butt.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqfWoFjgto
3 months ago
She left to do some pysical exercise.
3 months ago
More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNiEU-xr_0
3 months ago
lol
3 months ago
I can't believe he's dead. God sucks ass.
3 months ago
God is not here today, Punky.
3 months ago
does he have an account here?
3 months ago
http://muchosucko.com/user/God last seen 4 years ago
3 months ago
holy shit!!!
3 months ago
Meh, I've still been around longer than he has.
3 months ago
true dat
3 months ago
he made a buncha planets though. So he's kinda got ya beat.
3 months ago
He's an alt account, Punky.
3 months ago
great. this is why i keep a pistol under my pillow.
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost switches punky's duster with helium and waits *
3 months ago
Your tenure here is offset by your sporadic appearances, makasual.....
3 months ago
Meh, this place isn't as entertaining as it used to be. Plus I can't be here for 16 hours a day like some people.
3 months ago
We should influence punky to sub a video of himself hitting the duster!!!
3 months ago
Punks, get to it.
3 months ago
Chop... chop......
3 months ago
I passed my DUI tests....both times.
3 months ago
Brine liquid doest show up on those tests, Cap'n Fuck
3 months ago
Yea, there was brine involved....back in the day. Not the salt variety.
3 months ago
so, if i've got this right...all of of this drama with assface stems from him "having a good sleep, in his 'car'?"

so punky such lol
3 months ago
literally all your recent subs were on the front page of reddit 24 hours before
3 months ago
What the fuck is reddit?
3 months ago
ask thatreddit420
3 months ago
i get if you dont use it, but acting like you dont know what it is, is like asking what twitter is
3 months ago
meaning i dont buy it mister
3 months ago
you fucking skank
3 months ago
Twitter?
3 months ago
Thats like myspace, right?
3 months ago
* Magawd throws bucky's dead grandma at POTSUF *
3 months ago
Back in my day we set people things called letters
3 months ago
Postage Due!!!!!
3 months ago
Hahaha
3 months ago
* NixonsGhost mails the colonel's super secret turkey recipe to Cap'n Fuck *
3 months ago
* JamesTKirk mails remedial electronics test to PresidentPostage. *
3 months ago
Pro tip.... the RC time constant is a total scam
3 months ago
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