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a woman's guide to firearms

shooting, then shopping

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by possum

submitted April 18th 2017

187 comments
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...jeff...
2 months ago
*Simon
2 months ago
*Rick Simon
2 months ago
no no no - the wrinkly faced dude
2 months ago
*Geoff
2 months ago
*Geoffrey Lewis
2 months ago
TADA!!!!!!!
2 months ago
FYI Rick Simon up there was in the neverending story.
2 months ago
*Geoffrey Lewis, poss.
2 months ago
*refresh
2 months ago
*go fuck your mother
2 months ago
*well I never
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws AJ Simon at Mako *
2 months ago
* Mako throws Jeffrey Lord at Nixon *
2 months ago
* JamesTKirk throws united airlines at both of you. *
2 months ago
shit jims here


* possum skedaddles *
2 months ago
* Mako uses his MileagePlus program benefits *
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost converts that lady throw into frequent flier miles and gets free flights for next 17 years *
2 months ago
Nix, stop stfuing yourself...that's something cryass does.
2 months ago
* ClaudeBallz enjoys his Delta Diamond non-beating status *
2 months ago
But i didn't do that...

2 months ago
lol shut the fuck up stupid bitch
2 months ago
And..... he shows up
2 months ago
^having said that...I hope that stupid gook "doctor" gets zero. If he wins there will never be another non-delayed flight again.
2 months ago
Self stfu.... not even once
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost TSA prechecks *
2 months ago
He will get settlement money for sure.
2 months ago
I need to get me some settlement monies......
2 months ago
Precheck won't do JACK SQUAT for you on the plane while you're watching Dr. Kwak's cousin argue for an hour with the airplane cops.
2 months ago
I think he wants ten million. That'll be enough to fix his nose, teeth, and sinus cavity.
2 months ago
Pay off some consulting invoices that are piling up.....
2 months ago
This is why I think every passenger on every flight should be assigned a firearm upon boarding.
2 months ago
Pffff you just don't know how to negotiate the pre check to your advantage whilst on the plane.
2 months ago
that's true. Dexter, the newly minted TSA lieutenant does have a lot of influence.
2 months ago
Where's my fuckin money, presidentshit!
2 months ago
* Mako says FTB and books with prioraviation.com *
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7a9IF78I68
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKQJzgVaBQ
2 months ago
Send me your W9 Cap'n Fuck
2 months ago
And TIN
2 months ago
* Mako throws Jon Ossoff at POTUSF *
2 months ago
* JamesTKirk pulls out MS paint to create 50k bill using an FSA receipt. *
2 months ago
Don't forget to rotate the logos....

http://muchosucko.com/134373/How-to-rotate-in-MS-paint
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Hannah Barbera at Jabber Jaw *
2 months ago
* cryax throws last at tonguing pages pisshole *
2 months ago
You did that yesterday, Retardo Montalban.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost takes a few muscle relaxers, a few narcotics, and passes out *
2 months ago
*Mexican Flintstones, *Pamprin
2 months ago
* Mako takes a few gabapentin and a few flexeril and watches the 700 Club. *
2 months ago
How about you take 50 paracetamol
2 months ago
That'll happen right after you quit drinking.
2 months ago
Hey faggot , stop trying to get last on tonguing pages pisshole dumb fuck , what the fuck is your problem ?
2 months ago
I know whenever you log on I just click on your name and most recent comments and check your last bullshit
2 months ago
Lol shut the fuck up bitch
2 months ago
you are both are pair of 'last' bitches
2 months ago
Try that in English, fucktard.
2 months ago
ok.
2 months ago
Well...we're waiting
2 months ago
both you d cryax are making 'last' comments on that 'tongueing paiges pisshole' and it makes you both a pair of bitches
2 months ago
And you have commented on that post just as much as we have.
2 months ago
"you d cryax..." What's wrong, too shitfaced to type?
2 months ago
Geoffrey Lewis needed that outfit in Devils Rejects.
2 months ago
He looks really sad for some reason.
2 months ago
you americans really are faggots.
how you got to be a world super power is amazing and confusing.
2 months ago
* fries-please waits for NG's "its called winning" comment *
2 months ago
Stop whining
2 months ago
dammit
2 months ago
HA!!!!
2 months ago
dont call me a faggot when you keep backing your ass into my crotch....
2 months ago
^enabler
2 months ago
Subless faggot?
2 months ago
Sub something Hog!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
"scan something possum"!!!!!!
2 months ago
^^whooshie
2 months ago
So did they run a train on her afterwards?
2 months ago
Before......
2 months ago
Now that's forward thinking.
2 months ago
I am a visionary
2 months ago
*virginal
2 months ago
I liked him in Tremors
2 months ago
You're thinking of Tony Genaro
2 months ago
so he didn't play Bert Gummer then....
2 months ago
That was the guy from Family Ties.
2 months ago
Sha la la la
2 months ago
Michael J Fox ?
2 months ago
I think he just has the tremors
2 months ago
You Fuck
2 months ago
shut your dicksucker, fries!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
whats rattled you ?
2 months ago
* PunkyBruiser warms up links *
2 months ago
oh fuck
2 months ago
last
2 months ago
Shut your dustersucker, punkey!!!!!!!
2 months ago
SHOVE YOUR CRAPPY ASS SAMSUNG UP YOUR DICKCAVE, YOU NIGGERLOVER

"❗❗❗"
2 months ago
You're dusting right now, aren't you?
2 months ago
no comment.
2 months ago
DOH!!!!
2 months ago
💊💉☠☢
2 months ago
🆖❤💰💵💲💱
2 months ago
🎁🎉🎉8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXd5tcyneE
2 months ago
I love you, Nixy.

BOOM!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQ84vCTFDs
2 months ago
man.. for realz.. that band is fucking awesome. You can put all their CDs in my casket when i pass.
2 months ago
Nixy.. please watch this. We played two shows with these cats and I pooped myself because they were sooo badass LIVE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uigflX_EHeM
2 months ago
$tupid ass bitch
2 months ago
jk.
2 months ago
annnnd....another sub punkied :(
2 months ago
Punky shut the fuck up. You're pissing possum off now, and that pisses me off.
2 months ago
fuck your shitty taste in music you ignorant yokel
2 months ago
Women statistically are better shots than men.
2 months ago
They also never shot anyone in the face.. apart from Aileen Wuornos
2 months ago
oh fuck you mako.... go clean your fucking taxi
2 months ago
Drunk again^
2 months ago
its fucking 2pm here... I don't do the drunking until around 9pm
2 months ago
I didn't ask you what fucking time it was, moron.
2 months ago
well its seemed like you are stupid-time all the time
2 months ago
Lmao you're like a fucking child. Cry for me some more, little fella.
2 months ago
Hi whunu !
* fries-please waves @ whunu *
2 months ago
*fries-please blows a kiss @ whunu*
2 months ago
*fries-please then licks his lips @ whunu*
2 months ago
*fries-please then spreads his butt cheeks @ whunu waiting for the dick with a smile*
2 months ago
Wow
2 months ago
td and fries eventually hate fuck each other*
2 months ago
WOW!!!!!
2 months ago
;)
2 months ago
I envision french fries and weed all mashed together in a filthy tangled intercontinental love blob.
2 months ago
Filthy tangled intercontinental love blob was my high school band name.
2 months ago
I read it on your My Space
2 months ago
*Sinaitis in a rage of jealousy takes the dick out of fries-please butt and deep throats it*
2 months ago
Best polka band I've heard in a long time.
2 months ago
Wow td that's some pent up homoerotic fantasy.
You wouldn't think it's polka with possum on the keytar, and dik on the xylophone
2 months ago
punky on the triangle
2 months ago
*NixionGhost watches while popping pills and unsnapping his depends for a good wanking*
2 months ago
^on the duster.
2 months ago
A man's free to wank to whatever he wants td.
2 months ago
*Kurupt walks in and pees on everyone in the room then throws potatoes at them*
2 months ago
I was saying punky on the duster, ya ignorant fries lover.
2 months ago
Why am i ignorant for loving these things.
http://i.imgur.com/v4UUWGq.jpg
2 months ago
Fries vs thatdude......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtYM0D5IAAE
2 months ago
Spoiler alert........
2 months ago
Kissing.....
2 months ago
I didn't understand anything they said btw.
2 months ago
"dick out of fries please" was my high school band name!!!!
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost updates my space *
2 months ago
* JamesTKirk throws Ray Koch at PresidentFuck *
2 months ago
You Fuck!!!!
2 months ago
And you wonder why your "consulting fees" go unpaid.......
2 months ago
Would Ray be a Blood or a Crip?
2 months ago
Ps... I entered them as "sexual favors" on my GL
2 months ago
Right now they're under miscellaneous expense. I may reclass them under IT expense or marketing expense.
2 months ago
Thats fine. Sexual favors have a wide ranging area of categorization.
2 months ago
I don't know about Blood or Crip. I'd say Crip just because McDonalds is HQ is in the southern suburbs of Chicago.
2 months ago
Haha very true.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost accidentally spills McDonald's sweet and sour sause on Cap'n Fuck's invoice smearing 95% of the costs/line items before actual payment issuance via AP *
2 months ago
Enjoy the 5%
2 months ago
Sucker.........
2 months ago
You fucking asshole!
2 months ago
Cheap ass CoD motherfucker.
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
Pretty smart, huh?
2 months ago
Here's the kicker.... when i start charging consulting fees and just repeat what you said to me. Hahahaha I'll be profiting off your advice i scammed you on
2 months ago
To be fair.... the COD shit was an accident.
2 months ago
Three times.
2 months ago
Hahahaha
2 months ago
Bullshit! You fuck!

I'm in a fucking hotel in Kansas City like a fuckin prisoner
2 months ago
The answer to this question will tell me how bad it is....

Kansas City Kansas or Kansas City Missouri?
2 months ago
jim - no matter what, do NOT venture onto Truman or Independence
2 months ago
not at night
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQywQlEqvY
2 months ago
not if you're white
2 months ago
I thought that was every MLK boulevard...
2 months ago
ever been on the MLK in Houston?

eeeeeeeeeeeeee
2 months ago
try DC. ee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2 months ago
Houston has been turbo-ghettoized since Katrina and the Waves though...
2 months ago
i was there in the mid-80s..i dont even wanna know what is like now
2 months ago
It's like Watts in the late 60s
2 months ago
KC, Kansas.
2 months ago
And Houston (I was there yesterday) is a fuckin dump.
2 months ago
Best steak I've ever had was in KC - Cattlemens
2 months ago
Why is James so angry about all the places he visits ? He always has some shit to say
2 months ago
is it any wonder Houston spawned ZZTop?
2 months ago
Because his wife makes him skype during the entire time hes in the room.
2 months ago
why is cryax so curious about MS members motives?

* possum calls over the man in the big yellow hat... *
2 months ago
asian chicks, what can you say?
2 months ago
Skype is for fags.
2 months ago
Maybe that's what she's afraid of...
2 months ago
Maybe you ought to worry about the cops beating your door down unexpectedly.
2 months ago
Good old fashioned mansplaining.
2 months ago
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