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a woman's guide to firearms

shooting, then shopping

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by possum

submitted April 18th 2017

187 comments
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...jeff...
1 month ago
*Simon
1 month ago
*Rick Simon
1 month ago
no no no - the wrinkly faced dude
1 month ago
*Geoff
1 month ago
*Geoffrey Lewis
1 month ago
TADA!!!!!!!
1 month ago
FYI Rick Simon up there was in the neverending story.
1 month ago
*Geoffrey Lewis, poss.
1 month ago
*refresh
1 month ago
*go fuck your mother
1 month ago
*well I never
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost throws AJ Simon at Mako *
1 month ago
* Mako throws Jeffrey Lord at Nixon *
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk throws united airlines at both of you. *
1 month ago
shit jims here


* possum skedaddles *
1 month ago
* Mako uses his MileagePlus program benefits *
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost converts that lady throw into frequent flier miles and gets free flights for next 17 years *
1 month ago
Nix, stop stfuing yourself...that's something cryass does.
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz enjoys his Delta Diamond non-beating status *
1 month ago
But i didn't do that...

1 month ago
lol shut the fuck up stupid bitch
1 month ago
And..... he shows up
1 month ago
^having said that...I hope that stupid gook "doctor" gets zero. If he wins there will never be another non-delayed flight again.
1 month ago
Self stfu.... not even once
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost TSA prechecks *
1 month ago
He will get settlement money for sure.
1 month ago
I need to get me some settlement monies......
1 month ago
Precheck won't do JACK SQUAT for you on the plane while you're watching Dr. Kwak's cousin argue for an hour with the airplane cops.
1 month ago
I think he wants ten million. That'll be enough to fix his nose, teeth, and sinus cavity.
1 month ago
Pay off some consulting invoices that are piling up.....
1 month ago
This is why I think every passenger on every flight should be assigned a firearm upon boarding.
1 month ago
Pffff you just don't know how to negotiate the pre check to your advantage whilst on the plane.
1 month ago
that's true. Dexter, the newly minted TSA lieutenant does have a lot of influence.
1 month ago
Where's my fuckin money, presidentshit!
1 month ago
* Mako says FTB and books with prioraviation.com *
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7a9IF78I68
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czKQJzgVaBQ
1 month ago
Send me your W9 Cap'n Fuck
1 month ago
And TIN
1 month ago
* Mako throws Jon Ossoff at POTUSF *
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk pulls out MS paint to create 50k bill using an FSA receipt. *
1 month ago
Don't forget to rotate the logos....

http://muchosucko.com/134373/How-to-rotate-in-MS-paint
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost throws Hannah Barbera at Jabber Jaw *
1 month ago
* cryax throws last at tonguing pages pisshole *
1 month ago
You did that yesterday, Retardo Montalban.
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost takes a few muscle relaxers, a few narcotics, and passes out *
1 month ago
*Mexican Flintstones, *Pamprin
1 month ago
* Mako takes a few gabapentin and a few flexeril and watches the 700 Club. *
1 month ago
How about you take 50 paracetamol
1 month ago
That'll happen right after you quit drinking.
1 month ago
Hey faggot , stop trying to get last on tonguing pages pisshole dumb fuck , what the fuck is your problem ?
1 month ago
I know whenever you log on I just click on your name and most recent comments and check your last bullshit
1 month ago
Lol shut the fuck up bitch
1 month ago
you are both are pair of 'last' bitches
1 month ago
Try that in English, fucktard.
1 month ago
ok.
1 month ago
Well...we're waiting
1 month ago
both you d cryax are making 'last' comments on that 'tongueing paiges pisshole' and it makes you both a pair of bitches
1 month ago
And you have commented on that post just as much as we have.
1 month ago
"you d cryax..." What's wrong, too shitfaced to type?
1 month ago
Geoffrey Lewis needed that outfit in Devils Rejects.
1 month ago
He looks really sad for some reason.
1 month ago
you americans really are faggots.
how you got to be a world super power is amazing and confusing.
1 month ago
* fries-please waits for NG's "its called winning" comment *
1 month ago
Stop whining
1 month ago
dammit
1 month ago
HA!!!!
1 month ago
dont call me a faggot when you keep backing your ass into my crotch....
1 month ago
^enabler
1 month ago
Subless faggot?
1 month ago
Sub something Hog!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
"scan something possum"!!!!!!
1 month ago
^^whooshie
1 month ago
So did they run a train on her afterwards?
1 month ago
Before......
1 month ago
Now that's forward thinking.
1 month ago
I am a visionary
1 month ago
*virginal
1 month ago
I liked him in Tremors
1 month ago
You're thinking of Tony Genaro
1 month ago
so he didn't play Bert Gummer then....
1 month ago
That was the guy from Family Ties.
1 month ago
Sha la la la
1 month ago
Michael J Fox ?
1 month ago
I think he just has the tremors
1 month ago
You Fuck
1 month ago
shut your dicksucker, fries!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
whats rattled you ?
1 month ago
* PunkyBruiser warms up links *
1 month ago
oh fuck
1 month ago
last
1 month ago
Shut your dustersucker, punkey!!!!!!!
1 month ago
SHOVE YOUR CRAPPY ASS SAMSUNG UP YOUR DICKCAVE, YOU NIGGERLOVER

"❗❗❗"
1 month ago
You're dusting right now, aren't you?
1 month ago
no comment.
1 month ago
DOH!!!!
1 month ago
💊💉☠☢
1 month ago
🆖❤💰💵💲💱
1 month ago
🎁🎉🎉8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXd5tcyneE
1 month ago
I love you, Nixy.

BOOM!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQ84vCTFDs
1 month ago
man.. for realz.. that band is fucking awesome. You can put all their CDs in my casket when i pass.
1 month ago
Nixy.. please watch this. We played two shows with these cats and I pooped myself because they were sooo badass LIVE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uigflX_EHeM
1 month ago
$tupid ass bitch
1 month ago
jk.
1 month ago
annnnd....another sub punkied :(
1 month ago
Punky shut the fuck up. You're pissing possum off now, and that pisses me off.
1 month ago
fuck your shitty taste in music you ignorant yokel
1 month ago
Women statistically are better shots than men.
1 month ago
They also never shot anyone in the face.. apart from Aileen Wuornos
1 month ago
oh fuck you mako.... go clean your fucking taxi
1 month ago
Drunk again^
1 month ago
its fucking 2pm here... I don't do the drunking until around 9pm
1 month ago
I didn't ask you what fucking time it was, moron.
1 month ago
well its seemed like you are stupid-time all the time
1 month ago
Lmao you're like a fucking child. Cry for me some more, little fella.
1 month ago
Hi whunu !
* fries-please waves @ whunu *
1 month ago
*fries-please blows a kiss @ whunu*
1 month ago
*fries-please then licks his lips @ whunu*
1 month ago
*fries-please then spreads his butt cheeks @ whunu waiting for the dick with a smile*
1 month ago
Wow
1 month ago
td and fries eventually hate fuck each other*
1 month ago
WOW!!!!!
1 month ago
;)
1 month ago
I envision french fries and weed all mashed together in a filthy tangled intercontinental love blob.
1 month ago
Filthy tangled intercontinental love blob was my high school band name.
1 month ago
I read it on your My Space
1 month ago
*Sinaitis in a rage of jealousy takes the dick out of fries-please butt and deep throats it*
1 month ago
Best polka band I've heard in a long time.
1 month ago
Wow td that's some pent up homoerotic fantasy.
You wouldn't think it's polka with possum on the keytar, and dik on the xylophone
1 month ago
punky on the triangle
1 month ago
*NixionGhost watches while popping pills and unsnapping his depends for a good wanking*
1 month ago
^on the duster.
1 month ago
A man's free to wank to whatever he wants td.
1 month ago
*Kurupt walks in and pees on everyone in the room then throws potatoes at them*
1 month ago
I was saying punky on the duster, ya ignorant fries lover.
1 month ago
Why am i ignorant for loving these things.
http://i.imgur.com/v4UUWGq.jpg
1 month ago
Fries vs thatdude......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtYM0D5IAAE
1 month ago
Spoiler alert........
1 month ago
Kissing.....
1 month ago
I didn't understand anything they said btw.
1 month ago
"dick out of fries please" was my high school band name!!!!
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost updates my space *
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk throws Ray Koch at PresidentFuck *
1 month ago
You Fuck!!!!
1 month ago
And you wonder why your "consulting fees" go unpaid.......
1 month ago
Would Ray be a Blood or a Crip?
1 month ago
Ps... I entered them as "sexual favors" on my GL
1 month ago
Right now they're under miscellaneous expense. I may reclass them under IT expense or marketing expense.
1 month ago
Thats fine. Sexual favors have a wide ranging area of categorization.
1 month ago
I don't know about Blood or Crip. I'd say Crip just because McDonalds is HQ is in the southern suburbs of Chicago.
1 month ago
Haha very true.
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost accidentally spills McDonald's sweet and sour sause on Cap'n Fuck's invoice smearing 95% of the costs/line items before actual payment issuance via AP *
1 month ago
Enjoy the 5%
1 month ago
Sucker.........
1 month ago
You fucking asshole!
1 month ago
Cheap ass CoD motherfucker.
1 month ago
Hahaha
1 month ago
Pretty smart, huh?
1 month ago
Here's the kicker.... when i start charging consulting fees and just repeat what you said to me. Hahahaha I'll be profiting off your advice i scammed you on
1 month ago
To be fair.... the COD shit was an accident.
1 month ago
Three times.
1 month ago
Hahahaha
1 month ago
Bullshit! You fuck!

I'm in a fucking hotel in Kansas City like a fuckin prisoner
1 month ago
The answer to this question will tell me how bad it is....

Kansas City Kansas or Kansas City Missouri?
1 month ago
jim - no matter what, do NOT venture onto Truman or Independence
1 month ago
not at night
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPQywQlEqvY
1 month ago
not if you're white
1 month ago
I thought that was every MLK boulevard...
1 month ago
ever been on the MLK in Houston?

eeeeeeeeeeeeee
1 month ago
try DC. ee-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 month ago
Houston has been turbo-ghettoized since Katrina and the Waves though...
1 month ago
i was there in the mid-80s..i dont even wanna know what is like now
1 month ago
It's like Watts in the late 60s
1 month ago
KC, Kansas.
1 month ago
And Houston (I was there yesterday) is a fuckin dump.
1 month ago
Best steak I've ever had was in KC - Cattlemens
1 month ago
Why is James so angry about all the places he visits ? He always has some shit to say
1 month ago
is it any wonder Houston spawned ZZTop?
1 month ago
Because his wife makes him skype during the entire time hes in the room.
1 month ago
why is cryax so curious about MS members motives?

* possum calls over the man in the big yellow hat... *
1 month ago
asian chicks, what can you say?
1 month ago
Skype is for fags.
1 month ago
Maybe that's what she's afraid of...
1 month ago
Maybe you ought to worry about the cops beating your door down unexpectedly.
1 month ago
Good old fashioned mansplaining.
1 month ago
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