points: 15

Cooking an Eel

Well trying to cook it.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 15th 2017

158 comments
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That's how makodragon prepares his daily eel pie.
1 year ago
Now all he has left to do is put some piss and frozen peas in a blender to make the sauce.
1 year ago
*frouzen
1 year ago
and then shit his pants for the lads
1 year ago
Well that goes without saying, mako.
1 year ago
*spraying
1 year ago
After eating eel pie i'm sure he is doing mainly liquid shits, so spraying is probably right mag.
1 year ago
/makodragon sprays his pants for the lads
1 year ago
As the founder and C.E.O of shit your pants for the lads, the rules are any shit qualifies be it solid, semi-solid or liquid, provided you are one of the lads.
1 year ago
SYPFTL
1 year ago
catchy
1 year ago
I like it.
1 year ago
Let me check the SYPFTL handbook
1 year ago
better wear gloves
1 year ago
I don't think it has the same edge to it as if you ask you of the lads, Hey! Did ya shit your pants?
1 year ago
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
1 year ago
Does that mean the members are called sypfillies?
1 year ago
I wonder if Yak can get us tee shirts...
1 year ago
Now I'm wondering if they make a dash button for Shittens. Kind of stuff I think about when I'm home alone and the power goes out.
1 year ago
In all fairness Nixon should be making the shirts for us, the cunt is loaded and i'm sure some of his crackwhores would have them made up for us in no time.
1 year ago
As long as the design is possible to press by potato stencils Mag
1 year ago
What does it matter to you jones, you aren't one of the lads.
1 year ago
Boom!!!!!
1 year ago
You want shirts?

You can't handle the shirts.....
1 year ago
To be fair, i designed a shit ton of shirts......
1 year ago
lmao @ the related products
1 year ago
Hmmm, i should make a few and see if yak sues me.
1 year ago
This is something you are going to do for free though, nix. Why are you getting so excited?
1 year ago
I will find a way to profit from this........
1 year ago
You shouldn't be trying to profit from the lads in these trying times, you know how much money were spending on new pants every week.
1 year ago
Jones had some really good ones too
1 year ago
Phase 1: SYPFTL
Phase2:
Phase3: PROFIT!
1 year ago
Because Deja and Yak shot down every design, because it was too complicated for them to make apparently
1 year ago
My philosophy:

Phase 1: profit
Phase 2:
Phase 3: earned interest on profit
1 year ago
That does it.... I'm gonna make a few shirts.
1 year ago
* Magawd copyrights SYPFTL *
1 year ago
To late, i already trademarked it.
1 year ago
As long as we don't cross the streams, everything should be okay.
1 year ago
Nice one nix, Quick question, are you any good at drawing pants and shit?
1 year ago
lmao @ "pants and shit"
1 year ago
The answer is..... I'll figure it out
1 year ago
You guys are gonna buy some shirts.... right?
1 year ago
Free shipping on $2,700 orders
1 year ago
What part of FREE don't you get, nix?
1 year ago
I said free shipping, duh!!!
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/8PUF9xO.jpg
1 year ago
O.k forget it nix, we'll have them done by somebody that isn't a hungry cunt.
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
Ok.... free shipping to continental US
1 year ago
Kurupt, I'd trade you a shirt for some PS4 games.
1 year ago
Yeah no problem, send the shirt first.
1 year ago
I think what would be a good tee shirt is the cover of reservoir dogs, with the lads heads photo shopped in, and obliviously make the pants bulky with some stink lines, and a little shit on the floor.
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
Reservoir Lads
1 year ago
A reservoir of shit!!!!!
1 year ago
Hey sypftl ceo.... who are all the lads to be shopped on there besides you and me and the Cap'n?
1 year ago
Mako, Mag, and md. I think we were the only ones there at the shit inception.
1 year ago
Clan of 6..... good
1 year ago
We shit pants first, ask questions later.
1 year ago
Squad 2.0
1 year ago
Nah, they were the people commenting on the thread the day sypftl was created, so eat shit.
1 year ago
* possum shits his pants alone and cries *
1 year ago
Nice goin', potatoboy. You made poss cry.
1 year ago
all i ever wanted was someone to poop with
1 year ago
It's okay, poss. If the other lads won't let you shit your pants with them, I will.
1 year ago
maybe we should meet up at the Corn Palace
1 year ago
* possum kicks Magawd to the curb *
1 year ago
Shitting your pants at the Corn Palace sounds like the right thing to do.
1 year ago
how could you help it?
1 year ago
If you are going to be forming a splinter group mako, then you can fuck off.
1 year ago
Nah, I won't go rogue. I just think everyone deserves and equal opportunity to shit their pants for the lads.
1 year ago
If you weren't there at it's creation then it's simply tough shit--ty pants.
1 year ago
Hmmmm maybe possum can shit his pants next to the lads who shit their pats for the lads.....
1 year ago
I'll never shit my pats.
1 year ago
Shit your pants next to the lads, possum!!!!!!
1 year ago
He can empty out the old pants for us if he wants?
1 year ago
I'm going to have to start reusing some of these pairs of pants, i had to take out a high interest loan just to keep myself in pants for a month.
1 year ago
I feel a mutiny coming on.......
1 year ago
You fuck..... I could have given you a high interest rate loan
1 year ago
Your interest rates made theirs seem quite reasonable.
1 year ago
500% for the first six months, 860% for the last six.
1 year ago
* possum shits his cat *
1 year ago
*the bed
1 year ago
We all shit our pants for the lads. It's just a question of how and why.
1 year ago
Why = for the lads.... that's why
1 year ago
Now ya fucking said it, nix.
1 year ago
We got this.... we got this by the ass!!!!
1 year ago
Every man shits his pants, but not every man shits his pants for the lads.
1 year ago
FOR THE LADDDSSS!!!!
1 year ago
I shit in nixons mouth for the lads
1 year ago
I don't always shit my pants.... but when I do... I shit my pants for the lads.
1 year ago
Stay shitty my friends.
1 year ago
Oh look at my little monkey trying desperatly to fit in.....
1 year ago
How about those cabo pics fatax?
1 year ago
tHIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE DESIGNATED GROUP OF LADS, CAUSE FUCKHEADS LIKE CRYASS COME ALONG CLAIMING TO BE ONE OF THE LADS, EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.
1 year ago
Wow, didn't realize i was going full punky.
1 year ago
Tell you what... I'll photoshop your fake ass some cabo pics and you can sub those to save a little face
1 year ago
Your chubby disgusting fat face
1 year ago
There is no saving that face, nux,
1 year ago
^nix
1 year ago
Fatax... cabo pics!!!!!!!
1 year ago
He just stuck his head into the tv box and pretended he was in Cabo.
1 year ago
I know... i was setting up calling out his chubby fat face
1 year ago
He's on ebry channel!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
He drew a few trees and the sun and sand inside the box first, and then he was off on his weeks holiday.
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
A week in that box..... what a dumbass.
1 year ago
It's up on his facebook page, holiday pics of him in different parts of the box.
1 year ago
Hahahahahaha
1 year ago
* cryax shits in nixons mouth for the lads in cabo *
1 year ago
Hey shit face nixon how does my corn taste ?
1 year ago
*banger cap
*no reason
*TV box
*trying to fit in
1 year ago
Lol rage
1 year ago
Like you can afford corn after spending all your money on those Crayolas to draw up cabo in your stolen tv box
1 year ago
Why you raging, fatax?
1 year ago
Poor nixon , he stays in his house all day has to criticize people for actually living their lives
1 year ago
I feel sorry for you
1 year ago
Hey fatax.... you spent the whole week in your box looking for lucus, didn't you?
1 year ago
You call that living?
1 year ago
You feel nothing
1 year ago
He had some cottonwood as clouds, so it was pretty sweet.
1 year ago
Going on vacation with buddies yes , what you do fuck crack whores , make game boys for people on the Internet ? Hmmm , no wife , being a cripple ? Yeah your life is great
1 year ago
^wool
1 year ago
How many of you fit inside that fucking box?
1 year ago
meh, we need a clown mashup stat
1 year ago
No wife.... two girlfriends..... and a carer..... my life is rough
1 year ago
Lol two girlfriends yea buddy , im sure they're hookers
1 year ago
I don't even have to wipe my own ass after shiting my pants for the lads
1 year ago
I don't ask either one of them any questions
1 year ago
Say what you will..... but cash and confidence attracts good looking women.....
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks narcotics supply *
1 year ago
Hey mako you faggot i see that last you tried to sneak in you dumb faggot , don't think you're slick i see all you dumb bitch
1 year ago
Now that's sad.
1 year ago
No, you don't see all. But we can clearly see that you lied about your "vacation with buds."
1 year ago
My pants are all shat out for the night. Laters lads.
1 year ago
Later Kurupt.
1 year ago
Later wannabe lad
1 year ago
Hey fatax..... maybe you can steal a refrigerator box and go to Brazil next
1 year ago
I do want to go to Brazil actually next , i want to fuck me some hot young bitches
1 year ago
*oily street boys
1 year ago
fap
1 year ago
I'm not entirely convinced that this method of cooking something is the civilized way to do it.
1 year ago
Says the guy who napalmed Vietnamese toddlers
1 year ago
That was the South Vietnamese who did that.
1 year ago
It's supposed to be dead before you start cooking it. If you're a cook at a restaurant and you fry something like an eel alive they'll fire your ass. It's bad practice, it's a sign of derangement, and it just ain't okay man. Never cook anything alive.
1 year ago
>lobsters
1 year ago
Sin, you obviously never been to an Asian restaurant. Faggot
1 year ago
Lol. Here in Murica most restaurants require things to be dead before being cooked. Thanks for the single word with no context at the end really hurts my feelings you dyke.
1 year ago
Stop fighting.. you both are right.
1 year ago
Still trying to get the sight of 100 frogs flopping around in an aquarium in front of a restaurant in Chinatown.
1 year ago
out of my head..
1 year ago
Why do the Chinese and Burmese like frog so much? I never could figure it out.
1 year ago
Dated a girl from Burma and her dad would catch frogs, cook them, and eat just the legs.
1 year ago
"Lol here in Murcia"
Do you even know how to google? You seems so uneducated about the most random things in life. Why do people eat frogs? Ask the french, for starters. Ppl eat weird shit because they once had to due to surviving. What's odd to you isn't odd to other people you ignorant homo
1 year ago
A guy nearly died after sticking an eel up his ass:
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php
1 year ago
Constipation.... RESOLVED!!!!
1 year ago
They don't have Chipotle in China I guess.
1 year ago