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Cooking an Eel

Well trying to cook it.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 15th 2017

158 comments
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That's how makodragon prepares his daily eel pie.
2 months ago
Now all he has left to do is put some piss and frozen peas in a blender to make the sauce.
2 months ago
*frouzen
2 months ago
and then shit his pants for the lads
2 months ago
Well that goes without saying, mako.
2 months ago
*spraying
2 months ago
After eating eel pie i'm sure he is doing mainly liquid shits, so spraying is probably right mag.
2 months ago
/makodragon sprays his pants for the lads
2 months ago
As the founder and C.E.O of shit your pants for the lads, the rules are any shit qualifies be it solid, semi-solid or liquid, provided you are one of the lads.
2 months ago
SYPFTL
2 months ago
catchy
2 months ago
I like it.
2 months ago
Let me check the SYPFTL handbook
2 months ago
better wear gloves
2 months ago
I don't think it has the same edge to it as if you ask you of the lads, Hey! Did ya shit your pants?
2 months ago
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
2 months ago
Does that mean the members are called sypfillies?
2 months ago
I wonder if Yak can get us tee shirts...
2 months ago
Now I'm wondering if they make a dash button for Shittens. Kind of stuff I think about when I'm home alone and the power goes out.
2 months ago
In all fairness Nixon should be making the shirts for us, the cunt is loaded and i'm sure some of his crackwhores would have them made up for us in no time.
2 months ago
As long as the design is possible to press by potato stencils Mag
2 months ago
What does it matter to you jones, you aren't one of the lads.
2 months ago
Boom!!!!!
2 months ago
You want shirts?

You can't handle the shirts.....
2 months ago
To be fair, i designed a shit ton of shirts......
2 months ago
lmao @ the related products
2 months ago
Hmmm, i should make a few and see if yak sues me.
2 months ago
This is something you are going to do for free though, nix. Why are you getting so excited?
2 months ago
I will find a way to profit from this........
2 months ago
You shouldn't be trying to profit from the lads in these trying times, you know how much money were spending on new pants every week.
2 months ago
Jones had some really good ones too
2 months ago
Phase 1: SYPFTL
Phase2:
Phase3: PROFIT!
2 months ago
Because Deja and Yak shot down every design, because it was too complicated for them to make apparently
2 months ago
My philosophy:

Phase 1: profit
Phase 2:
Phase 3: earned interest on profit
2 months ago
That does it.... I'm gonna make a few shirts.
2 months ago
* Magawd copyrights SYPFTL *
2 months ago
To late, i already trademarked it.
2 months ago
As long as we don't cross the streams, everything should be okay.
2 months ago
Nice one nix, Quick question, are you any good at drawing pants and shit?
2 months ago
lmao @ "pants and shit"
2 months ago
The answer is..... I'll figure it out
2 months ago
You guys are gonna buy some shirts.... right?
2 months ago
Free shipping on $2,700 orders
2 months ago
What part of FREE don't you get, nix?
2 months ago
I said free shipping, duh!!!
2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/8PUF9xO.jpg
2 months ago
O.k forget it nix, we'll have them done by somebody that isn't a hungry cunt.
2 months ago
Haha
2 months ago
Ok.... free shipping to continental US
2 months ago
Kurupt, I'd trade you a shirt for some PS4 games.
2 months ago
Yeah no problem, send the shirt first.
2 months ago
I think what would be a good tee shirt is the cover of reservoir dogs, with the lads heads photo shopped in, and obliviously make the pants bulky with some stink lines, and a little shit on the floor.
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
Reservoir Lads
2 months ago
A reservoir of shit!!!!!
2 months ago
Hey sypftl ceo.... who are all the lads to be shopped on there besides you and me and the Cap'n?
2 months ago
Mako, Mag, and md. I think we were the only ones there at the shit inception.
2 months ago
Clan of 6..... good
2 months ago
We shit pants first, ask questions later.
2 months ago
Squad 2.0
2 months ago
Nah, they were the people commenting on the thread the day sypftl was created, so eat shit.
2 months ago
* possum shits his pants alone and cries *
2 months ago
Nice goin', potatoboy. You made poss cry.
2 months ago
all i ever wanted was someone to poop with
2 months ago
It's okay, poss. If the other lads won't let you shit your pants with them, I will.
2 months ago
maybe we should meet up at the Corn Palace
2 months ago
* possum kicks Magawd to the curb *
2 months ago
Shitting your pants at the Corn Palace sounds like the right thing to do.
2 months ago
how could you help it?
2 months ago
If you are going to be forming a splinter group mako, then you can fuck off.
2 months ago
Nah, I won't go rogue. I just think everyone deserves and equal opportunity to shit their pants for the lads.
2 months ago
If you weren't there at it's creation then it's simply tough shit--ty pants.
2 months ago
Hmmmm maybe possum can shit his pants next to the lads who shit their pats for the lads.....
2 months ago
I'll never shit my pats.
2 months ago
Shit your pants next to the lads, possum!!!!!!
2 months ago
He can empty out the old pants for us if he wants?
2 months ago
I'm going to have to start reusing some of these pairs of pants, i had to take out a high interest loan just to keep myself in pants for a month.
2 months ago
I feel a mutiny coming on.......
2 months ago
You fuck..... I could have given you a high interest rate loan
2 months ago
Your interest rates made theirs seem quite reasonable.
2 months ago
500% for the first six months, 860% for the last six.
2 months ago
* possum shits his cat *
2 months ago
*the bed
2 months ago
We all shit our pants for the lads. It's just a question of how and why.
2 months ago
Why = for the lads.... that's why
2 months ago
Now ya fucking said it, nix.
2 months ago
We got this.... we got this by the ass!!!!
2 months ago
Every man shits his pants, but not every man shits his pants for the lads.
2 months ago
FOR THE LADDDSSS!!!!
2 months ago
I shit in nixons mouth for the lads
2 months ago
I don't always shit my pants.... but when I do... I shit my pants for the lads.
2 months ago
Stay shitty my friends.
2 months ago
Oh look at my little monkey trying desperatly to fit in.....
2 months ago
How about those cabo pics fatax?
2 months ago
tHIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE DESIGNATED GROUP OF LADS, CAUSE FUCKHEADS LIKE CRYASS COME ALONG CLAIMING TO BE ONE OF THE LADS, EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.
2 months ago
Wow, didn't realize i was going full punky.
2 months ago
Tell you what... I'll photoshop your fake ass some cabo pics and you can sub those to save a little face
2 months ago
Your chubby disgusting fat face
2 months ago
There is no saving that face, nux,
2 months ago
^nix
2 months ago
Fatax... cabo pics!!!!!!!
2 months ago
He just stuck his head into the tv box and pretended he was in Cabo.
2 months ago
I know... i was setting up calling out his chubby fat face
2 months ago
He's on ebry channel!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
He drew a few trees and the sun and sand inside the box first, and then he was off on his weeks holiday.
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
A week in that box..... what a dumbass.
2 months ago
It's up on his facebook page, holiday pics of him in different parts of the box.
2 months ago
Hahahahahaha
2 months ago
* cryax shits in nixons mouth for the lads in cabo *
2 months ago
Hey shit face nixon how does my corn taste ?
2 months ago
*banger cap
*no reason
*TV box
*trying to fit in
2 months ago
Lol rage
2 months ago
Like you can afford corn after spending all your money on those Crayolas to draw up cabo in your stolen tv box
2 months ago
Why you raging, fatax?
2 months ago
Poor nixon , he stays in his house all day has to criticize people for actually living their lives
2 months ago
I feel sorry for you
2 months ago
Hey fatax.... you spent the whole week in your box looking for lucus, didn't you?
2 months ago
You call that living?
2 months ago
You feel nothing
2 months ago
He had some cottonwood as clouds, so it was pretty sweet.
2 months ago
Going on vacation with buddies yes , what you do fuck crack whores , make game boys for people on the Internet ? Hmmm , no wife , being a cripple ? Yeah your life is great
2 months ago
^wool
2 months ago
How many of you fit inside that fucking box?
2 months ago
meh, we need a clown mashup stat
2 months ago
No wife.... two girlfriends..... and a carer..... my life is rough
2 months ago
Lol two girlfriends yea buddy , im sure they're hookers
2 months ago
I don't even have to wipe my own ass after shiting my pants for the lads
2 months ago
I don't ask either one of them any questions
2 months ago
Say what you will..... but cash and confidence attracts good looking women.....
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost checks narcotics supply *
2 months ago
Hey mako you faggot i see that last you tried to sneak in you dumb faggot , don't think you're slick i see all you dumb bitch
2 months ago
Now that's sad.
2 months ago
No, you don't see all. But we can clearly see that you lied about your "vacation with buds."
2 months ago
My pants are all shat out for the night. Laters lads.
2 months ago
Later Kurupt.
2 months ago
Later wannabe lad
2 months ago
Hey fatax..... maybe you can steal a refrigerator box and go to Brazil next
2 months ago
I do want to go to Brazil actually next , i want to fuck me some hot young bitches
2 months ago
*oily street boys
2 months ago
fap
2 months ago
I'm not entirely convinced that this method of cooking something is the civilized way to do it.
2 months ago
Says the guy who napalmed Vietnamese toddlers
2 months ago
That was the South Vietnamese who did that.
2 months ago
It's supposed to be dead before you start cooking it. If you're a cook at a restaurant and you fry something like an eel alive they'll fire your ass. It's bad practice, it's a sign of derangement, and it just ain't okay man. Never cook anything alive.
2 months ago
>lobsters
2 months ago
Sin, you obviously never been to an Asian restaurant. Faggot
2 months ago
Lol. Here in Murica most restaurants require things to be dead before being cooked. Thanks for the single word with no context at the end really hurts my feelings you dyke.
2 months ago
Stop fighting.. you both are right.
2 months ago
Still trying to get the sight of 100 frogs flopping around in an aquarium in front of a restaurant in Chinatown.
2 months ago
out of my head..
2 months ago
Why do the Chinese and Burmese like frog so much? I never could figure it out.
2 months ago
Dated a girl from Burma and her dad would catch frogs, cook them, and eat just the legs.
2 months ago
"Lol here in Murcia"
Do you even know how to google? You seems so uneducated about the most random things in life. Why do people eat frogs? Ask the french, for starters. Ppl eat weird shit because they once had to due to surviving. What's odd to you isn't odd to other people you ignorant homo
2 months ago
A guy nearly died after sticking an eel up his ass:
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php
2 months ago
Constipation.... RESOLVED!!!!
2 months ago
They don't have Chipotle in China I guess.
2 months ago
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