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Cooking an Eel

Well trying to cook it.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 15th 2017

158 comments
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That's how makodragon prepares his daily eel pie.
1 month ago
Now all he has left to do is put some piss and frozen peas in a blender to make the sauce.
1 month ago
*frouzen
1 month ago
and then shit his pants for the lads
1 month ago
Well that goes without saying, mako.
1 month ago
*spraying
1 month ago
After eating eel pie i'm sure he is doing mainly liquid shits, so spraying is probably right mag.
1 month ago
/makodragon sprays his pants for the lads
1 month ago
As the founder and C.E.O of shit your pants for the lads, the rules are any shit qualifies be it solid, semi-solid or liquid, provided you are one of the lads.
1 month ago
SYPFTL
1 month ago
catchy
1 month ago
I like it.
1 month ago
Let me check the SYPFTL handbook
1 month ago
better wear gloves
1 month ago
I don't think it has the same edge to it as if you ask you of the lads, Hey! Did ya shit your pants?
1 month ago
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
1 month ago
Does that mean the members are called sypfillies?
1 month ago
I wonder if Yak can get us tee shirts...
1 month ago
Now I'm wondering if they make a dash button for Shittens. Kind of stuff I think about when I'm home alone and the power goes out.
1 month ago
In all fairness Nixon should be making the shirts for us, the cunt is loaded and i'm sure some of his crackwhores would have them made up for us in no time.
1 month ago
As long as the design is possible to press by potato stencils Mag
1 month ago
What does it matter to you jones, you aren't one of the lads.
1 month ago
Boom!!!!!
1 month ago
You want shirts?

You can't handle the shirts.....
1 month ago
To be fair, i designed a shit ton of shirts......
1 month ago
lmao @ the related products
1 month ago
Hmmm, i should make a few and see if yak sues me.
1 month ago
This is something you are going to do for free though, nix. Why are you getting so excited?
1 month ago
I will find a way to profit from this........
1 month ago
You shouldn't be trying to profit from the lads in these trying times, you know how much money were spending on new pants every week.
1 month ago
Jones had some really good ones too
1 month ago
Phase 1: SYPFTL
Phase2:
Phase3: PROFIT!
1 month ago
Because Deja and Yak shot down every design, because it was too complicated for them to make apparently
1 month ago
My philosophy:

Phase 1: profit
Phase 2:
Phase 3: earned interest on profit
1 month ago
That does it.... I'm gonna make a few shirts.
1 month ago
* Magawd copyrights SYPFTL *
1 month ago
To late, i already trademarked it.
1 month ago
As long as we don't cross the streams, everything should be okay.
1 month ago
Nice one nix, Quick question, are you any good at drawing pants and shit?
1 month ago
lmao @ "pants and shit"
1 month ago
The answer is..... I'll figure it out
1 month ago
You guys are gonna buy some shirts.... right?
1 month ago
Free shipping on $2,700 orders
1 month ago
What part of FREE don't you get, nix?
1 month ago
I said free shipping, duh!!!
1 month ago
http://i.imgur.com/8PUF9xO.jpg
1 month ago
O.k forget it nix, we'll have them done by somebody that isn't a hungry cunt.
1 month ago
Haha
1 month ago
Ok.... free shipping to continental US
1 month ago
Kurupt, I'd trade you a shirt for some PS4 games.
1 month ago
Yeah no problem, send the shirt first.
1 month ago
I think what would be a good tee shirt is the cover of reservoir dogs, with the lads heads photo shopped in, and obliviously make the pants bulky with some stink lines, and a little shit on the floor.
1 month ago
Hahaha
1 month ago
Reservoir Lads
1 month ago
A reservoir of shit!!!!!
1 month ago
Hey sypftl ceo.... who are all the lads to be shopped on there besides you and me and the Cap'n?
1 month ago
Mako, Mag, and md. I think we were the only ones there at the shit inception.
1 month ago
Clan of 6..... good
1 month ago
We shit pants first, ask questions later.
1 month ago
Squad 2.0
1 month ago
Nah, they were the people commenting on the thread the day sypftl was created, so eat shit.
1 month ago
* possum shits his pants alone and cries *
1 month ago
Nice goin', potatoboy. You made poss cry.
1 month ago
all i ever wanted was someone to poop with
1 month ago
It's okay, poss. If the other lads won't let you shit your pants with them, I will.
1 month ago
maybe we should meet up at the Corn Palace
1 month ago
* possum kicks Magawd to the curb *
1 month ago
Shitting your pants at the Corn Palace sounds like the right thing to do.
1 month ago
how could you help it?
1 month ago
If you are going to be forming a splinter group mako, then you can fuck off.
1 month ago
Nah, I won't go rogue. I just think everyone deserves and equal opportunity to shit their pants for the lads.
1 month ago
If you weren't there at it's creation then it's simply tough shit--ty pants.
1 month ago
Hmmmm maybe possum can shit his pants next to the lads who shit their pats for the lads.....
1 month ago
I'll never shit my pats.
1 month ago
Shit your pants next to the lads, possum!!!!!!
1 month ago
He can empty out the old pants for us if he wants?
1 month ago
I'm going to have to start reusing some of these pairs of pants, i had to take out a high interest loan just to keep myself in pants for a month.
1 month ago
I feel a mutiny coming on.......
1 month ago
You fuck..... I could have given you a high interest rate loan
1 month ago
Your interest rates made theirs seem quite reasonable.
1 month ago
500% for the first six months, 860% for the last six.
1 month ago
* possum shits his cat *
1 month ago
*the bed
1 month ago
We all shit our pants for the lads. It's just a question of how and why.
1 month ago
Why = for the lads.... that's why
1 month ago
Now ya fucking said it, nix.
1 month ago
We got this.... we got this by the ass!!!!
1 month ago
Every man shits his pants, but not every man shits his pants for the lads.
1 month ago
FOR THE LADDDSSS!!!!
1 month ago
I shit in nixons mouth for the lads
1 month ago
I don't always shit my pants.... but when I do... I shit my pants for the lads.
1 month ago
Stay shitty my friends.
1 month ago
Oh look at my little monkey trying desperatly to fit in.....
1 month ago
How about those cabo pics fatax?
1 month ago
tHIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE DESIGNATED GROUP OF LADS, CAUSE FUCKHEADS LIKE CRYASS COME ALONG CLAIMING TO BE ONE OF THE LADS, EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.
1 month ago
Wow, didn't realize i was going full punky.
1 month ago
Tell you what... I'll photoshop your fake ass some cabo pics and you can sub those to save a little face
1 month ago
Your chubby disgusting fat face
1 month ago
There is no saving that face, nux,
1 month ago
^nix
1 month ago
Fatax... cabo pics!!!!!!!
1 month ago
He just stuck his head into the tv box and pretended he was in Cabo.
1 month ago
I know... i was setting up calling out his chubby fat face
1 month ago
He's on ebry channel!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
He drew a few trees and the sun and sand inside the box first, and then he was off on his weeks holiday.
1 month ago
Hahaha
1 month ago
A week in that box..... what a dumbass.
1 month ago
It's up on his facebook page, holiday pics of him in different parts of the box.
1 month ago
Hahahahahaha
1 month ago
* cryax shits in nixons mouth for the lads in cabo *
1 month ago
Hey shit face nixon how does my corn taste ?
1 month ago
*banger cap
*no reason
*TV box
*trying to fit in
1 month ago
Lol rage
1 month ago
Like you can afford corn after spending all your money on those Crayolas to draw up cabo in your stolen tv box
1 month ago
Why you raging, fatax?
1 month ago
Poor nixon , he stays in his house all day has to criticize people for actually living their lives
1 month ago
I feel sorry for you
1 month ago
Hey fatax.... you spent the whole week in your box looking for lucus, didn't you?
1 month ago
You call that living?
1 month ago
You feel nothing
1 month ago
He had some cottonwood as clouds, so it was pretty sweet.
1 month ago
Going on vacation with buddies yes , what you do fuck crack whores , make game boys for people on the Internet ? Hmmm , no wife , being a cripple ? Yeah your life is great
1 month ago
^wool
1 month ago
How many of you fit inside that fucking box?
1 month ago
meh, we need a clown mashup stat
1 month ago
No wife.... two girlfriends..... and a carer..... my life is rough
1 month ago
Lol two girlfriends yea buddy , im sure they're hookers
1 month ago
I don't even have to wipe my own ass after shiting my pants for the lads
1 month ago
I don't ask either one of them any questions
1 month ago
Say what you will..... but cash and confidence attracts good looking women.....
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost checks narcotics supply *
1 month ago
Hey mako you faggot i see that last you tried to sneak in you dumb faggot , don't think you're slick i see all you dumb bitch
1 month ago
Now that's sad.
1 month ago
No, you don't see all. But we can clearly see that you lied about your "vacation with buds."
1 month ago
My pants are all shat out for the night. Laters lads.
1 month ago
Later Kurupt.
1 month ago
Later wannabe lad
1 month ago
Hey fatax..... maybe you can steal a refrigerator box and go to Brazil next
1 month ago
I do want to go to Brazil actually next , i want to fuck me some hot young bitches
1 month ago
*oily street boys
1 month ago
fap
1 month ago
I'm not entirely convinced that this method of cooking something is the civilized way to do it.
1 month ago
Says the guy who napalmed Vietnamese toddlers
1 month ago
That was the South Vietnamese who did that.
1 month ago
It's supposed to be dead before you start cooking it. If you're a cook at a restaurant and you fry something like an eel alive they'll fire your ass. It's bad practice, it's a sign of derangement, and it just ain't okay man. Never cook anything alive.
1 month ago
>lobsters
1 month ago
Sin, you obviously never been to an Asian restaurant. Faggot
1 month ago
Lol. Here in Murica most restaurants require things to be dead before being cooked. Thanks for the single word with no context at the end really hurts my feelings you dyke.
1 month ago
Stop fighting.. you both are right.
1 month ago
Still trying to get the sight of 100 frogs flopping around in an aquarium in front of a restaurant in Chinatown.
1 month ago
out of my head..
1 month ago
Why do the Chinese and Burmese like frog so much? I never could figure it out.
1 month ago
Dated a girl from Burma and her dad would catch frogs, cook them, and eat just the legs.
1 month ago
"Lol here in Murcia"
Do you even know how to google? You seems so uneducated about the most random things in life. Why do people eat frogs? Ask the french, for starters. Ppl eat weird shit because they once had to due to surviving. What's odd to you isn't odd to other people you ignorant homo
1 month ago
A guy nearly died after sticking an eel up his ass:
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php
1 month ago
Constipation.... RESOLVED!!!!
1 month ago
They don't have Chipotle in China I guess.
1 month ago
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