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Cooking an Eel

Well trying to cook it.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 15th 2017

158 comments
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That's how makodragon prepares his daily eel pie.
2 weeks ago
Now all he has left to do is put some piss and frozen peas in a blender to make the sauce.
2 weeks ago
*frouzen
2 weeks ago
and then shit his pants for the lads
2 weeks ago
Well that goes without saying, mako.
2 weeks ago
*spraying
2 weeks ago
After eating eel pie i'm sure he is doing mainly liquid shits, so spraying is probably right mag.
2 weeks ago
/makodragon sprays his pants for the lads
2 weeks ago
As the founder and C.E.O of shit your pants for the lads, the rules are any shit qualifies be it solid, semi-solid or liquid, provided you are one of the lads.
2 weeks ago
SYPFTL
2 weeks ago
catchy
2 weeks ago
I like it.
2 weeks ago
Let me check the SYPFTL handbook
2 weeks ago
better wear gloves
2 weeks ago
I don't think it has the same edge to it as if you ask you of the lads, Hey! Did ya shit your pants?
2 weeks ago
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
2 weeks ago
Does that mean the members are called sypfillies?
2 weeks ago
I wonder if Yak can get us tee shirts...
2 weeks ago
Now I'm wondering if they make a dash button for Shittens. Kind of stuff I think about when I'm home alone and the power goes out.
2 weeks ago
In all fairness Nixon should be making the shirts for us, the cunt is loaded and i'm sure some of his crackwhores would have them made up for us in no time.
2 weeks ago
As long as the design is possible to press by potato stencils Mag
2 weeks ago
What does it matter to you jones, you aren't one of the lads.
2 weeks ago
Boom!!!!!
2 weeks ago
You want shirts?

You can't handle the shirts.....
2 weeks ago
To be fair, i designed a shit ton of shirts......
2 weeks ago
lmao @ the related products
2 weeks ago
Hmmm, i should make a few and see if yak sues me.
2 weeks ago
This is something you are going to do for free though, nix. Why are you getting so excited?
2 weeks ago
I will find a way to profit from this........
2 weeks ago
You shouldn't be trying to profit from the lads in these trying times, you know how much money were spending on new pants every week.
2 weeks ago
Jones had some really good ones too
2 weeks ago
Phase 1: SYPFTL
Phase2:
Phase3: PROFIT!
2 weeks ago
Because Deja and Yak shot down every design, because it was too complicated for them to make apparently
2 weeks ago
My philosophy:

Phase 1: profit
Phase 2:
Phase 3: earned interest on profit
2 weeks ago
That does it.... I'm gonna make a few shirts.
2 weeks ago
* Magawd copyrights SYPFTL *
2 weeks ago
To late, i already trademarked it.
2 weeks ago
As long as we don't cross the streams, everything should be okay.
2 weeks ago
Nice one nix, Quick question, are you any good at drawing pants and shit?
2 weeks ago
lmao @ "pants and shit"
2 weeks ago
The answer is..... I'll figure it out
2 weeks ago
You guys are gonna buy some shirts.... right?
2 weeks ago
Free shipping on $2,700 orders
2 weeks ago
What part of FREE don't you get, nix?
2 weeks ago
I said free shipping, duh!!!
2 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/8PUF9xO.jpg
2 weeks ago
O.k forget it nix, we'll have them done by somebody that isn't a hungry cunt.
2 weeks ago
Haha
2 weeks ago
Ok.... free shipping to continental US
2 weeks ago
Kurupt, I'd trade you a shirt for some PS4 games.
2 weeks ago
Yeah no problem, send the shirt first.
2 weeks ago
I think what would be a good tee shirt is the cover of reservoir dogs, with the lads heads photo shopped in, and obliviously make the pants bulky with some stink lines, and a little shit on the floor.
2 weeks ago
Hahaha
2 weeks ago
Reservoir Lads
2 weeks ago
A reservoir of shit!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Hey sypftl ceo.... who are all the lads to be shopped on there besides you and me and the Cap'n?
2 weeks ago
Mako, Mag, and md. I think we were the only ones there at the shit inception.
2 weeks ago
Clan of 6..... good
2 weeks ago
We shit pants first, ask questions later.
2 weeks ago
Squad 2.0
2 weeks ago
Nah, they were the people commenting on the thread the day sypftl was created, so eat shit.
2 weeks ago
* possum shits his pants alone and cries *
2 weeks ago
Nice goin', potatoboy. You made poss cry.
2 weeks ago
all i ever wanted was someone to poop with
2 weeks ago
It's okay, poss. If the other lads won't let you shit your pants with them, I will.
2 weeks ago
maybe we should meet up at the Corn Palace
2 weeks ago
* possum kicks Magawd to the curb *
2 weeks ago
Shitting your pants at the Corn Palace sounds like the right thing to do.
2 weeks ago
how could you help it?
2 weeks ago
If you are going to be forming a splinter group mako, then you can fuck off.
2 weeks ago
Nah, I won't go rogue. I just think everyone deserves and equal opportunity to shit their pants for the lads.
2 weeks ago
If you weren't there at it's creation then it's simply tough shit--ty pants.
2 weeks ago
Hmmmm maybe possum can shit his pants next to the lads who shit their pats for the lads.....
2 weeks ago
I'll never shit my pats.
2 weeks ago
Shit your pants next to the lads, possum!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
He can empty out the old pants for us if he wants?
2 weeks ago
I'm going to have to start reusing some of these pairs of pants, i had to take out a high interest loan just to keep myself in pants for a month.
2 weeks ago
I feel a mutiny coming on.......
2 weeks ago
You fuck..... I could have given you a high interest rate loan
2 weeks ago
Your interest rates made theirs seem quite reasonable.
2 weeks ago
500% for the first six months, 860% for the last six.
2 weeks ago
* possum shits his cat *
2 weeks ago
*the bed
2 weeks ago
We all shit our pants for the lads. It's just a question of how and why.
2 weeks ago
Why = for the lads.... that's why
2 weeks ago
Now ya fucking said it, nix.
2 weeks ago
We got this.... we got this by the ass!!!!
2 weeks ago
Every man shits his pants, but not every man shits his pants for the lads.
2 weeks ago
FOR THE LADDDSSS!!!!
2 weeks ago
I shit in nixons mouth for the lads
2 weeks ago
I don't always shit my pants.... but when I do... I shit my pants for the lads.
2 weeks ago
Stay shitty my friends.
2 weeks ago
Oh look at my little monkey trying desperatly to fit in.....
2 weeks ago
How about those cabo pics fatax?
2 weeks ago
tHIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE DESIGNATED GROUP OF LADS, CAUSE FUCKHEADS LIKE CRYASS COME ALONG CLAIMING TO BE ONE OF THE LADS, EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.
2 weeks ago
Wow, didn't realize i was going full punky.
2 weeks ago
Tell you what... I'll photoshop your fake ass some cabo pics and you can sub those to save a little face
2 weeks ago
Your chubby disgusting fat face
2 weeks ago
There is no saving that face, nux,
2 weeks ago
^nix
2 weeks ago
Fatax... cabo pics!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
He just stuck his head into the tv box and pretended he was in Cabo.
2 weeks ago
I know... i was setting up calling out his chubby fat face
2 weeks ago
He's on ebry channel!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
He drew a few trees and the sun and sand inside the box first, and then he was off on his weeks holiday.
2 weeks ago
Hahaha
2 weeks ago
A week in that box..... what a dumbass.
2 weeks ago
It's up on his facebook page, holiday pics of him in different parts of the box.
2 weeks ago
Hahahahahaha
2 weeks ago
* cryax shits in nixons mouth for the lads in cabo *
2 weeks ago
Hey shit face nixon how does my corn taste ?
2 weeks ago
*banger cap
*no reason
*TV box
*trying to fit in
2 weeks ago
Lol rage
2 weeks ago
Like you can afford corn after spending all your money on those Crayolas to draw up cabo in your stolen tv box
2 weeks ago
Why you raging, fatax?
2 weeks ago
Poor nixon , he stays in his house all day has to criticize people for actually living their lives
2 weeks ago
I feel sorry for you
2 weeks ago
Hey fatax.... you spent the whole week in your box looking for lucus, didn't you?
2 weeks ago
You call that living?
2 weeks ago
You feel nothing
2 weeks ago
He had some cottonwood as clouds, so it was pretty sweet.
2 weeks ago
Going on vacation with buddies yes , what you do fuck crack whores , make game boys for people on the Internet ? Hmmm , no wife , being a cripple ? Yeah your life is great
2 weeks ago
^wool
2 weeks ago
How many of you fit inside that fucking box?
2 weeks ago
meh, we need a clown mashup stat
2 weeks ago
No wife.... two girlfriends..... and a carer..... my life is rough
2 weeks ago
Lol two girlfriends yea buddy , im sure they're hookers
2 weeks ago
I don't even have to wipe my own ass after shiting my pants for the lads
2 weeks ago
I don't ask either one of them any questions
2 weeks ago
Say what you will..... but cash and confidence attracts good looking women.....
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost checks narcotics supply *
2 weeks ago
Hey mako you faggot i see that last you tried to sneak in you dumb faggot , don't think you're slick i see all you dumb bitch
2 weeks ago
Now that's sad.
2 weeks ago
No, you don't see all. But we can clearly see that you lied about your "vacation with buds."
2 weeks ago
My pants are all shat out for the night. Laters lads.
2 weeks ago
Later Kurupt.
2 weeks ago
Later wannabe lad
2 weeks ago
Hey fatax..... maybe you can steal a refrigerator box and go to Brazil next
2 weeks ago
I do want to go to Brazil actually next , i want to fuck me some hot young bitches
2 weeks ago
*oily street boys
2 weeks ago
fap
2 weeks ago
I'm not entirely convinced that this method of cooking something is the civilized way to do it.
2 weeks ago
Says the guy who napalmed Vietnamese toddlers
2 weeks ago
That was the South Vietnamese who did that.
2 weeks ago
It's supposed to be dead before you start cooking it. If you're a cook at a restaurant and you fry something like an eel alive they'll fire your ass. It's bad practice, it's a sign of derangement, and it just ain't okay man. Never cook anything alive.
1 week ago
>lobsters
1 week ago
Sin, you obviously never been to an Asian restaurant. Faggot
1 week ago
Lol. Here in Murica most restaurants require things to be dead before being cooked. Thanks for the single word with no context at the end really hurts my feelings you dyke.
1 week ago
Stop fighting.. you both are right.
1 week ago
Still trying to get the sight of 100 frogs flopping around in an aquarium in front of a restaurant in Chinatown.
1 week ago
out of my head..
1 week ago
Why do the Chinese and Burmese like frog so much? I never could figure it out.
1 week ago
Dated a girl from Burma and her dad would catch frogs, cook them, and eat just the legs.
1 week ago
"Lol here in Murcia"
Do you even know how to google? You seems so uneducated about the most random things in life. Why do people eat frogs? Ask the french, for starters. Ppl eat weird shit because they once had to due to surviving. What's odd to you isn't odd to other people you ignorant homo
1 week ago
A guy nearly died after sticking an eel up his ass:
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php
1 week ago
Constipation.... RESOLVED!!!!
1 week ago
They don't have Chipotle in China I guess.
1 week ago
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