points: 15

Cooking an Eel

Well trying to cook it.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 15th 2017

158 comments
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That's how makodragon prepares his daily eel pie.
2 years ago
Now all he has left to do is put some piss and frozen peas in a blender to make the sauce.
2 years ago
*frouzen
2 years ago
and then shit his pants for the lads
2 years ago
Well that goes without saying, mako.
2 years ago
*spraying
2 years ago
After eating eel pie i'm sure he is doing mainly liquid shits, so spraying is probably right mag.
2 years ago
/makodragon sprays his pants for the lads
2 years ago
As the founder and C.E.O of shit your pants for the lads, the rules are any shit qualifies be it solid, semi-solid or liquid, provided you are one of the lads.
2 years ago
SYPFTL
2 years ago
catchy
2 years ago
I like it.
2 years ago
Let me check the SYPFTL handbook
2 years ago
better wear gloves
2 years ago
I don't think it has the same edge to it as if you ask you of the lads, Hey! Did ya shit your pants?
2 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
2 years ago
Does that mean the members are called sypfillies?
2 years ago
I wonder if Yak can get us tee shirts...
2 years ago
Now I'm wondering if they make a dash button for Shittens. Kind of stuff I think about when I'm home alone and the power goes out.
2 years ago
In all fairness Nixon should be making the shirts for us, the cunt is loaded and i'm sure some of his crackwhores would have them made up for us in no time.
2 years ago
As long as the design is possible to press by potato stencils Mag
2 years ago
What does it matter to you jones, you aren't one of the lads.
2 years ago
Boom!!!!!
2 years ago
You want shirts?

You can't handle the shirts.....
2 years ago
To be fair, i designed a shit ton of shirts......
2 years ago
lmao @ the related products
2 years ago
Hmmm, i should make a few and see if yak sues me.
2 years ago
This is something you are going to do for free though, nix. Why are you getting so excited?
2 years ago
I will find a way to profit from this........
2 years ago
You shouldn't be trying to profit from the lads in these trying times, you know how much money were spending on new pants every week.
2 years ago
Jones had some really good ones too
2 years ago
Phase 1: SYPFTL
Phase2:
Phase3: PROFIT!
2 years ago
Because Deja and Yak shot down every design, because it was too complicated for them to make apparently
2 years ago
My philosophy:

Phase 1: profit
Phase 2:
Phase 3: earned interest on profit
2 years ago
That does it.... I'm gonna make a few shirts.
2 years ago
* Magawd copyrights SYPFTL *
2 years ago
To late, i already trademarked it.
2 years ago
As long as we don't cross the streams, everything should be okay.
2 years ago
Nice one nix, Quick question, are you any good at drawing pants and shit?
2 years ago
lmao @ "pants and shit"
2 years ago
The answer is..... I'll figure it out
2 years ago
You guys are gonna buy some shirts.... right?
2 years ago
Free shipping on $2,700 orders
2 years ago
What part of FREE don't you get, nix?
2 years ago
I said free shipping, duh!!!
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/8PUF9xO.jpg
2 years ago
O.k forget it nix, we'll have them done by somebody that isn't a hungry cunt.
2 years ago
Haha
2 years ago
Ok.... free shipping to continental US
2 years ago
Kurupt, I'd trade you a shirt for some PS4 games.
2 years ago
Yeah no problem, send the shirt first.
2 years ago
I think what would be a good tee shirt is the cover of reservoir dogs, with the lads heads photo shopped in, and obliviously make the pants bulky with some stink lines, and a little shit on the floor.
2 years ago
Hahaha
2 years ago
Reservoir Lads
2 years ago
A reservoir of shit!!!!!
2 years ago
Hey sypftl ceo.... who are all the lads to be shopped on there besides you and me and the Cap'n?
2 years ago
Mako, Mag, and md. I think we were the only ones there at the shit inception.
2 years ago
Clan of 6..... good
2 years ago
We shit pants first, ask questions later.
2 years ago
Squad 2.0
2 years ago
Nah, they were the people commenting on the thread the day sypftl was created, so eat shit.
2 years ago
* possum shits his pants alone and cries *
2 years ago
Nice goin', potatoboy. You made poss cry.
2 years ago
all i ever wanted was someone to poop with
2 years ago
It's okay, poss. If the other lads won't let you shit your pants with them, I will.
2 years ago
maybe we should meet up at the Corn Palace
2 years ago
* possum kicks Magawd to the curb *
2 years ago
Shitting your pants at the Corn Palace sounds like the right thing to do.
2 years ago
how could you help it?
2 years ago
If you are going to be forming a splinter group mako, then you can fuck off.
2 years ago
Nah, I won't go rogue. I just think everyone deserves and equal opportunity to shit their pants for the lads.
2 years ago
If you weren't there at it's creation then it's simply tough shit--ty pants.
2 years ago
Hmmmm maybe possum can shit his pants next to the lads who shit their pats for the lads.....
2 years ago
I'll never shit my pats.
2 years ago
Shit your pants next to the lads, possum!!!!!!
2 years ago
He can empty out the old pants for us if he wants?
2 years ago
I'm going to have to start reusing some of these pairs of pants, i had to take out a high interest loan just to keep myself in pants for a month.
2 years ago
I feel a mutiny coming on.......
2 years ago
You fuck..... I could have given you a high interest rate loan
2 years ago
Your interest rates made theirs seem quite reasonable.
2 years ago
500% for the first six months, 860% for the last six.
2 years ago
* possum shits his cat *
2 years ago
*the bed
2 years ago
We all shit our pants for the lads. It's just a question of how and why.
2 years ago
Why = for the lads.... that's why
2 years ago
Now ya fucking said it, nix.
2 years ago
We got this.... we got this by the ass!!!!
2 years ago
Every man shits his pants, but not every man shits his pants for the lads.
2 years ago
FOR THE LADDDSSS!!!!
2 years ago
I shit in nixons mouth for the lads
2 years ago
I don't always shit my pants.... but when I do... I shit my pants for the lads.
2 years ago
Stay shitty my friends.
2 years ago
Oh look at my little monkey trying desperatly to fit in.....
2 years ago
How about those cabo pics fatax?
2 years ago
tHIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE THE DESIGNATED GROUP OF LADS, CAUSE FUCKHEADS LIKE CRYASS COME ALONG CLAIMING TO BE ONE OF THE LADS, EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN ABSOLUTE TWAT.
2 years ago
Wow, didn't realize i was going full punky.
2 years ago
Tell you what... I'll photoshop your fake ass some cabo pics and you can sub those to save a little face
2 years ago
Your chubby disgusting fat face
2 years ago
There is no saving that face, nux,
2 years ago
^nix
2 years ago
Fatax... cabo pics!!!!!!!
2 years ago
He just stuck his head into the tv box and pretended he was in Cabo.
2 years ago
I know... i was setting up calling out his chubby fat face
2 years ago
He's on ebry channel!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
He drew a few trees and the sun and sand inside the box first, and then he was off on his weeks holiday.
2 years ago
Hahaha
2 years ago
A week in that box..... what a dumbass.
2 years ago
It's up on his facebook page, holiday pics of him in different parts of the box.
2 years ago
Hahahahahaha
2 years ago
* cryax shits in nixons mouth for the lads in cabo *
2 years ago
Hey shit face nixon how does my corn taste ?
2 years ago
*banger cap
*no reason
*TV box
*trying to fit in
2 years ago
Lol rage
2 years ago
Like you can afford corn after spending all your money on those Crayolas to draw up cabo in your stolen tv box
2 years ago
Why you raging, fatax?
2 years ago
Poor nixon , he stays in his house all day has to criticize people for actually living their lives
2 years ago
I feel sorry for you
2 years ago
Hey fatax.... you spent the whole week in your box looking for lucus, didn't you?
2 years ago
You call that living?
2 years ago
You feel nothing
2 years ago
He had some cottonwood as clouds, so it was pretty sweet.
2 years ago
Going on vacation with buddies yes , what you do fuck crack whores , make game boys for people on the Internet ? Hmmm , no wife , being a cripple ? Yeah your life is great
2 years ago
^wool
2 years ago
How many of you fit inside that fucking box?
2 years ago
meh, we need a clown mashup stat
2 years ago
No wife.... two girlfriends..... and a carer..... my life is rough
2 years ago
Lol two girlfriends yea buddy , im sure they're hookers
2 years ago
I don't even have to wipe my own ass after shiting my pants for the lads
2 years ago
I don't ask either one of them any questions
2 years ago
Say what you will..... but cash and confidence attracts good looking women.....
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks narcotics supply *
2 years ago
Hey mako you faggot i see that last you tried to sneak in you dumb faggot , don't think you're slick i see all you dumb bitch
2 years ago
Now that's sad.
2 years ago
No, you don't see all. But we can clearly see that you lied about your "vacation with buds."
2 years ago
My pants are all shat out for the night. Laters lads.
2 years ago
Later Kurupt.
2 years ago
Later wannabe lad
2 years ago
Hey fatax..... maybe you can steal a refrigerator box and go to Brazil next
2 years ago
I do want to go to Brazil actually next , i want to fuck me some hot young bitches
2 years ago
*oily street boys
2 years ago
fap
2 years ago
I'm not entirely convinced that this method of cooking something is the civilized way to do it.
2 years ago
Says the guy who napalmed Vietnamese toddlers
2 years ago
That was the South Vietnamese who did that.
2 years ago
It's supposed to be dead before you start cooking it. If you're a cook at a restaurant and you fry something like an eel alive they'll fire your ass. It's bad practice, it's a sign of derangement, and it just ain't okay man. Never cook anything alive.
2 years ago
>lobsters
2 years ago
Sin, you obviously never been to an Asian restaurant. Faggot
2 years ago
Lol. Here in Murica most restaurants require things to be dead before being cooked. Thanks for the single word with no context at the end really hurts my feelings you dyke.
2 years ago
Stop fighting.. you both are right.
2 years ago
Still trying to get the sight of 100 frogs flopping around in an aquarium in front of a restaurant in Chinatown.
2 years ago
out of my head..
2 years ago
Why do the Chinese and Burmese like frog so much? I never could figure it out.
2 years ago
Dated a girl from Burma and her dad would catch frogs, cook them, and eat just the legs.
2 years ago
"Lol here in Murcia"
Do you even know how to google? You seems so uneducated about the most random things in life. Why do people eat frogs? Ask the french, for starters. Ppl eat weird shit because they once had to due to surviving. What's odd to you isn't odd to other people you ignorant homo
2 years ago
A guy nearly died after sticking an eel up his ass:
http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php
2 years ago
Constipation.... RESOLVED!!!!
2 years ago
They don't have Chipotle in China I guess.
2 years ago