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Asshole Lion

Lion looking through the hole in the ass of the Zebra.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 13th 2017

94 comments
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Asshole Lion
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I can't look away from that zebras clit.
1 year ago
Different things get different people off.
1 year ago
Nothing gets me off except myself. That's the problem here.
1 year ago
This comment was not in the thread I thought it would be...
1 year ago
You would probably get on Jeremy Kyle with that shit.
1 year ago
How dare you threaten me with Jeremy Kyle.... I'd drag you on there with me for... being a compulsive gambler
1 year ago
And for being abusive to your ex. Jeremy Kyle would have a fit on you :P
1 year ago
Plus you have the perfect Jeremy Kyle hairstyle from what I've seen.
1 year ago
Generous with the hair gel... goes well with a polo shirt.
1 year ago
I'm not gay, so I don't know what Jeremy Kyle is, but i assume its some kind of intervention show for people that like to shove potatoes up their bum.
1 year ago
one all over with a fringe and a cardigan is also very Kyle.
1 year ago
I hate you KURUPT. You're witty brevity is always more refined than mine.
1 year ago
* Barret googles brevity *
1 year ago
It means the opposite of awesome verbosity Barret
1 year ago
that was also cruelHM's nickname...mr.Brevity
1 year ago
Asshole thatdude420
1 year ago
No your mother is the asshole for not going through with the abortion. Fucking cunt.
1 year ago
My mother is an angel compared to the shitstain that brought life to you
1 year ago
Your mother is a whore. And that is what she goes by that nasty bitch.
1 year ago
Haha, whore.
1 year ago
HMBD TD!!!
1 year ago
Thanks MD.
1 year ago
happy mucho day td. Fries even stayed up late to talk to you. What a faggot.
1 year ago
Agree with you on that last part KURUPT. For once you got something right.
1 year ago
What so it isn't td's mucho day?
1 year ago
I didn't read the other parts.
1 year ago
Thanks Kurupt.
1 year ago
You should start reading the comments before you spout horseshit, barret. Don't be a fries.
1 year ago
The word faggot just draws me in.
Besides, if I skip to the ending, I don't have to read as much British drivel.

You are all on full Brit status.

lol, brit.

I don't even read most of MD's comments anymore.
1 year ago
damn
1 year ago
I don't even put any effort into my comments anymore, so I know who really wins here.
1 year ago
You know what's wrong ,md. You lack refined witty brevity
1 year ago
haha fuck you KURUPT. Was that brief enough?
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
But seriously though, how are you?
1 year ago
Apart from my life going nowhere fast, I'm alright cheers bud. How about yourself?
1 year ago
I'm the same man, stuck in a fucking rut. The only is a few couple of my mates are back from working abroad for a couple of months, so at least you can go do some shit during the day to kill the boredom. Might get a few days cash in hand as well laboring for them on site.
1 year ago
I'm thinking about taking up booze again to kill the boredom. Like a fucking tramp with an actual home to drink in.
1 year ago
That's a fucking terrible idea, lying on your mothers couch drinking three liters of white lightning straight from the bottle.
1 year ago
sounds good to me. Nah, you're right, you're right.
1 year ago
Don't be a Zeke MD
1 year ago
Runescape it is then.
1 year ago
It's too easy to fall into that trap of boredom and cheap booze. I only drink at home if there is a few of us getting cans and playing darts, maybe once every week or two, plus it's a load of bollo0cks having to clean the place after a session.
1 year ago
* Jones waits two hours for his shift to end before shopping Zeke onto a House MD promo *
1 year ago
It is mate. If I didn't start to get those blotches on my face, I probably would be drunk right now lel
1 year ago
Would you not smoke a few joints instead of drinking, you smoke anyway might as well get a bang off it. That's what i did to stop drinking.
1 year ago
* Jones does the Blotched in 60 challenge *
1 year ago
I stopped drinking without it. I get a really bad chest after smoking gear. I might to a bit at weekends but that's bout it.
1 year ago
How long you off the sauce now.
1 year ago
I dunno how it hasnt happened to zeke yet. I must have been outdrinking him by far.
1 year ago
I drink most weekends, but apart from that, about 9 months to a year now.
1 year ago
Haha, that didn't make one fucking bit of sense.
1 year ago
I drink on saturday nights only. I used to drink bottles of spirits during the week. Like a litre a night. Havent done that for about a year now.
1 year ago
Do you mean everyday boozing you are off 9 months. If you can go have a few beers on the weekend and not still be drinking on that thursday moring, the you are fine.
1 year ago
Zeke is a pro. He only gets blotches on his liver.
1 year ago
Yeah was doing two bottles of spirits a day and trams when i done my back in at first, ended up back in the hospital with a torn esophagus from drink, puked up around a liter of blood. That's when i decided Fuck This!
1 year ago
That wasn't that long ago was it?
1 year ago
Over three years ago that happened.
1 year ago
ohhh wait... That was zeke! A few days ago the same thing happened to him.
1 year ago
October 19th 2014 to be exact
1 year ago
Have you been getting in my fucking medical files, ya cunt.
1 year ago
*2012
1 year ago
I had Smerf pull some strings
1 year ago
It takes a lot to tear your esophagus open from booze, if you haven't done it yet then you should md, it means you are a world class drinker.
1 year ago
I even fail a being an alcoholic. That's sad ain't it?
1 year ago
You are never going to rip that esophagus with that kind of attitude
1 year ago
It's similar to bustin your banjo string, as in only a select group of people will ever achieve it.
1 year ago
is that a term for the skin on your dick?
1 year ago
Correct
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
I would have also accepted, what is the skin on your dick.
1 year ago
Jerkstore definitely doesn't have an esophagus to his name.
1 year ago
too bad about jerks - he was cooler than the rest of MS combined, except for that pesky heroin thing
1 year ago
*Dug *gay thing
1 year ago
^sort of works, for an off night
1 year ago
^^^ most like video of all Mucho time
1 year ago
FUCK YOU!!
1 year ago
FACT!!!!
1 year ago
EAT A NIGGER DICK IN HELL, FAGGOT!!
1 year ago
Suck my 9ner broseph!!!!
1 year ago
With your skull cans on
1 year ago
-n
1 year ago
yep.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Be0clN1jTog
1 year ago
poor chris. singin' outta key and shitz. They kicked fuckin' ass though.
1 year ago
hey, Nixy. Make it to "Jesus Christ Pose". It kills all, broseph.
1 year ago
british drivel had me gaggling
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/BRjUUqz.png
1 year ago
daawww..
1 year ago
AKA Friends forever part tres
1 year ago
hah
1 year ago
*Star Wars reference*
1 year ago
Good kitty.
1 year ago
♩ Cause I'm looking at you through the ass, don't know how much time has passed, all I know is that it feels like forever...♫
1 year ago
recover password
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