points: 14

Reclaiming the Armrest

Aka Tussling with the mussling

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by Jones

submitted April 9th 2017

116 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (116)
protocol says the middle seat gets the armrests but that looks like just a double seat.
2 years ago
protocol says I get the arm rest.
2 years ago
I usually play the "cripple" card and flash my cane around.
2 years ago
Works every time.
2 years ago
omfg.
2 years ago
I fly first class.

FREE DUSTER AND MY OWN ARM REST!!!!
2 years ago
FYI, someone tried something similar to this on me once....
2 years ago
I slowly rested my entire arm on theirs...... and wiggled my fingers on his hand.
2 years ago
two seconds later.... I had the entire arm rest all to my self
2 years ago
TADA!!!
2 years ago
which one is mako again ?
2 years ago
facebook......
2 years ago
No this is mucho
2 years ago
are you sure, the first thing this guy starts talking about is facebook....
2 years ago
this shit is awesome!! Fuck off!!
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost rechecks flight reservations *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost books all seats on flight 6 months out. *
2 years ago
Send me some money. Percosets , a gun not loaded and a Gameboy
2 years ago
Hey fatax.... let's paypal and chill, bitch!!!!
2 years ago
Naw bro send me what i said , you don't need all that , you need to share it with someone
2 years ago
someone has already claimed the guns....
2 years ago
Ok well send me percs and money
2 years ago
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2 years ago
you'll get hurt on the job soon enough and you can get your own drugs.
2 years ago
and stop going on fake vacations if you want to save some cash.
2 years ago
Damn , i ran los off , she was on and she must of saw me commenting and decided not to say anything
2 years ago
A pre run off , that's a first
2 years ago
I have a credit card to go on vacations
2 years ago
what's your credit limit?
2 years ago
5000 pesos
2 years ago
9k
2 years ago
cool avy, turdboy.
2 years ago
"Thank you, Mrs. Nusbaum, your room is ready for you"
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
if my credit limit was $9K I'd be asking everyone for money too....
2 years ago
you should be suckin your uncle Sam's dick at the moment.
2 years ago
I dont plan to spend that much anyways , 9k is more than enough for a few trips , a year
2 years ago
SHUT THA FUCK UP, CRYAX❗❗❗❗❗
2 years ago
DAMN Broseph!!!!!
2 years ago
What the problem be?
2 years ago
I'm just funnin' around, faggot. I want your cock in my asshole.
2 years ago
you can shove the STFU in your asshole
2 years ago
HOT!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost charges fatax's credit card up to $8,974.93 and waits *
2 years ago
You Bastard !!!!!
2 years ago
What did you spend the money on ?
2 years ago
percocet
2 years ago
" it's always funny until somebody gets hurt"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzoDVzO1F9I
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IivGqwQvdCI
2 years ago
*someone
2 years ago
i would give anything for a shoulder rub.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=usGQjN87BUA
2 years ago
for Cat and cripple dude.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu_1nw0S75w
2 years ago
thanks for punkying up the thread, you fucking idiot
2 years ago
yak makes youtube videos linkable, and we get the one fucking idiot on the whole of the internet that feels it's his right to abuse it.
2 years ago
shut tha fuck up, MD. You have yet to prove your musical taste amongst us, you fucktard!!!
2 years ago
Debbie Gibson would get t though
2 years ago
he's 'likin' shit for no reason now. jesus h..
2 years ago
I have already proven my musical taste, fagget. I don't need to spam my music every fucking day, in threads irrelevant to music. Nobody fucking cares what I'm listening to. Also, try sitting in silence for once you fucking homosexual. You might be able to hear yourself think for once.
2 years ago
* makodragon gives punky a dig on the shoulder *
2 years ago
I'm not gay you idiot. I like for you knuckle draggin' brits to think I am.


HAHAHA!!!
2 years ago
gay confirmed
2 years ago
only a closet faggot would take being called a faggot literally
2 years ago
hahaha
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost googles Debbie Gibson sexy pics *
2 years ago
I'M GAY..


HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!!!!
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
Fag
2 years ago
at least I'm not a fatass or a cripple. hehehe
2 years ago
Like I said, I can lose weight. You'll always be a homo
2 years ago
I'll always be crippled..... :(
2 years ago
settle down, broseph.
2 years ago
you happy now you've had some attention punky?
2 years ago
you will never lose weight, MD.
2 years ago
I said CAN. I just don't wanna.
2 years ago
To be fair.... ball fat is really hard to get rid of.
2 years ago
Being skinny is for homos and chicks with body-image problems
2 years ago
It's thunder stormin' here.
2 years ago
That's god, angry that you're a faggot
2 years ago
god? that's some funny ass shit, MD. Are you one of those people? Figures..
2 years ago
It's a joke, punky. I'm agnostic, leaning towards atheism.
2 years ago
I'm a duster head leaning on my kitchen counter.
2 years ago
Duster doesn't make you cool punky.
2 years ago
YES IT DOES, YOU FAGGOT!!
2 years ago
you just hit some duster didn't you?
2 years ago
if only you didnt fuck up your laptop. You could duster vocaroo me.
2 years ago
YES
2 years ago
ok.. NOW YOU HIT HOME.
2 years ago
*a home run
2 years ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZhRmEJvps
2 years ago
HAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHHAHAHA
2 years ago
seriously though, that shit could kill you man.
2 years ago
BOOOOOM!!!!!
2 years ago
i know. Who gives a shit?
2 years ago
I hope Claude isn't mad at me. I love him more than life.
2 years ago
I give a shit believe it or not. Even if you are a fucking spammer, I don't wish death upon you.
2 years ago
Maybe i should stop doing it then. I'll stop.

Promise.
2 years ago
8P
2 years ago
I know you wont be able to stop. Just don't go full zeke.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser goes full zeke *


http://muchosucko.com/96044/Repost-in-full
2 years ago
it took me FOREVER to find ^that.
2 years ago
*20 minutes
2 years ago
it felt like an hour. I swear to god.. whoever that is..
2 years ago
And the point of that was...?
2 years ago
let's do the nasty!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_DXS4_y6fU0
2 years ago
don't you have a sincere bone in your fucking body you cunt?
2 years ago
nope.
2 years ago
you fucking insect
2 years ago
* incestuous insect
2 years ago
*crapfacedickfuck
2 years ago
you niggers are awesome!!!
2 years ago
STOP STUFFIN' ME, MD!!!!
2 years ago
did jrob2020 quit smoking weed?
2 years ago
he can't believe it!
2 years ago
recover password