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To My Favorite Rodent

Happy 54 my friend

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by toolman961

submitted March 31st 2017

76 comments
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ohw, now i get it

you up to double nickles now?
1 year ago
6 months will be 56
1 year ago
haha yer old
1 year ago
Only in my mind
1 year ago
you're both old
1 year ago
like really old
1 year ago
and you are 52
1 year ago
So...you like to dress up like a dumb blonde?
1 year ago
Hey, it's not everyday that Marilyn Monroe sings you happy birthday.
1 year ago
still waiting for fries to confirm his age....
1 year ago
53
1 year ago
In scooter years
1 year ago
You bunch of old farts.
1 year ago
speaking of farts and random pooping - when will you be polluting rest stops and tourist traps along I90 this year?
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up
1 year ago
* possum cries *
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up = for Magawd
1 year ago
That wasn't very nice NG
1 year ago
Since he's just a kid....
1 year ago
it still hurts!
1 year ago
It was with love, though......
1 year ago
oh, that's ok then.
1 year ago
How are ya toolman... all is well?
1 year ago
No, but what else would it be.
1 year ago
* possum is still waiting for the serial poopers response *
1 year ago
:(
1 year ago
I'm alright, it's the rest of the family that's all wrong.
1 year ago
Possum, you fuck....
1 year ago
on the good side, toolwoman's oldest daughter is going to make us grandparents for the fifth time.
1 year ago
Time to take her in and get her fixed.....
1 year ago
There's no fixing them.
You just have to let them burn out.
1 year ago
and she didn't give us five.
Two from my son
Two from her son
And now one on the way from her daughter
1 year ago
^there's a limerick here somewhere
1 year ago
There once was a couple named Kelly
They always seemed belly to belly
In spite of their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
1 year ago

Magawd
* Magawd alert the marsupial to the fact that he will be performing in another shitting across America tour in July *
3 weeks agoreport spam | 875 likes | stfu
1 year ago
POSSUM WAKE THE FUCK UP
1 year ago
huh? what now?
1 year ago
i'm a busy person atm
1 year ago
i shaved my neck for this?
1 year ago
foff
1 year ago
nou
1 year ago
Down vote for removing "President"
1 year ago
Up core for adding "possum"
1 year ago
You funny motha fucka....
1 year ago
Core???
1 year ago
What the FUCK!!!
1 year ago
that's pretty core dude
1 year ago
black tee approves
1 year ago
I didn't listen. She looked and acted so stupid when she sang this that I'm ashamed for her.
1 year ago
Then you shit your pants right?
1 year ago
You fucking homo
1 year ago
meh, she was a smelly skank of a woman
1 year ago
at least thats what my dad told me
1 year ago
For the lads!!!!
1 year ago
She truly was a whore.
1 year ago
and not really all that pretty.
1 year ago
not even blonde, and had floppy bazongas
1 year ago
and her name wasn't even Marilyn.
1 year ago
...and that big blackhead was annoying as fuck
1 year ago
we're still talking about Norms Jean, right?
1 year ago
Norm's Jeans - great name for a mid-80's garage band
1 year ago
come on, the S is right next to the A
1 year ago
special guest guitar by Cliff Cleaver!
1 year ago
*Cleavage
1 year ago
I'm starting to think Mucho is too old to be cool anymore.
1 year ago
its on your end
1 year ago
you know you're old when you think Marilyn is fuckable
1 year ago
i dont think anybody here except squids was even born before she OD'd/was murdered by JFK's evil hencmen
1 year ago
*henchmen
1 year ago
dammit :(
1 year ago
you do know she died from an enema , right ?
1 year ago
tell me more

* possum adjusts pants *
1 year ago
ive never had one person prove to me that any conspiracy theories are accurate. they remain just that 'theories'
1 year ago
^proof that god doesnt exist!
1 year ago
But he does, in psycho delusional minds of misfits that like to give away money
1 year ago
recover password
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