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To My Favorite Rodent

Happy 54 my friend

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted March 31st 2017

76 comments
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ohw, now i get it

you up to double nickles now?
7 months ago
6 months will be 56
7 months ago
haha yer old
7 months ago
Only in my mind
7 months ago
you're both old
7 months ago
like really old
7 months ago
and you are 52
7 months ago
So...you like to dress up like a dumb blonde?
7 months ago
Hey, it's not everyday that Marilyn Monroe sings you happy birthday.
7 months ago
still waiting for fries to confirm his age....
7 months ago
53
7 months ago
In scooter years
7 months ago
You bunch of old farts.
7 months ago
speaking of farts and random pooping - when will you be polluting rest stops and tourist traps along I90 this year?
7 months ago
Shut the fuck up
7 months ago
* possum cries *
7 months ago
Shut the fuck up = for Magawd
7 months ago
That wasn't very nice NG
7 months ago
Since he's just a kid....
7 months ago
it still hurts!
7 months ago
It was with love, though......
7 months ago
oh, that's ok then.
7 months ago
How are ya toolman... all is well?
7 months ago
No, but what else would it be.
7 months ago
* possum is still waiting for the serial poopers response *
7 months ago
:(
7 months ago
I'm alright, it's the rest of the family that's all wrong.
7 months ago
Possum, you fuck....
7 months ago
on the good side, toolwoman's oldest daughter is going to make us grandparents for the fifth time.
7 months ago
Time to take her in and get her fixed.....
7 months ago
There's no fixing them.
You just have to let them burn out.
7 months ago
and she didn't give us five.
Two from my son
Two from her son
And now one on the way from her daughter
7 months ago
^there's a limerick here somewhere
7 months ago
There once was a couple named Kelly
They always seemed belly to belly
In spite of their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
7 months ago

Magawd
* Magawd alert the marsupial to the fact that he will be performing in another shitting across America tour in July *
3 weeks agoreport spam | 875 likes | stfu
7 months ago
POSSUM WAKE THE FUCK UP
7 months ago
huh? what now?
7 months ago
i'm a busy person atm
7 months ago
i shaved my neck for this?
7 months ago
foff
7 months ago
nou
7 months ago
Down vote for removing "President"
7 months ago
Up core for adding "possum"
7 months ago
You funny motha fucka....
7 months ago
Core???
7 months ago
What the FUCK!!!
7 months ago
that's pretty core dude
7 months ago
black tee approves
7 months ago
I didn't listen. She looked and acted so stupid when she sang this that I'm ashamed for her.
7 months ago
Then you shit your pants right?
7 months ago
You fucking homo
7 months ago
meh, she was a smelly skank of a woman
7 months ago
at least thats what my dad told me
7 months ago
For the lads!!!!
7 months ago
She truly was a whore.
7 months ago
and not really all that pretty.
7 months ago
not even blonde, and had floppy bazongas
7 months ago
and her name wasn't even Marilyn.
7 months ago
...and that big blackhead was annoying as fuck
7 months ago
we're still talking about Norms Jean, right?
7 months ago
Norm's Jeans - great name for a mid-80's garage band
7 months ago
come on, the S is right next to the A
7 months ago
special guest guitar by Cliff Cleaver!
7 months ago
*Cleavage
7 months ago
I'm starting to think Mucho is too old to be cool anymore.
7 months ago
its on your end
7 months ago
you know you're old when you think Marilyn is fuckable
7 months ago
i dont think anybody here except squids was even born before she OD'd/was murdered by JFK's evil hencmen
7 months ago
*henchmen
7 months ago
dammit :(
7 months ago
you do know she died from an enema , right ?
7 months ago
tell me more

* possum adjusts pants *
7 months ago
ive never had one person prove to me that any conspiracy theories are accurate. they remain just that 'theories'
7 months ago
^proof that god doesnt exist!
7 months ago
But he does, in psycho delusional minds of misfits that like to give away money
7 months ago
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