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To My Favorite Rodent

Happy 54 my friend

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted March 31st 2017

76 comments
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ohw, now i get it

you up to double nickles now?
11 months ago
6 months will be 56
11 months ago
haha yer old
11 months ago
Only in my mind
11 months ago
you're both old
11 months ago
like really old
11 months ago
and you are 52
11 months ago
So...you like to dress up like a dumb blonde?
11 months ago
Hey, it's not everyday that Marilyn Monroe sings you happy birthday.
11 months ago
still waiting for fries to confirm his age....
11 months ago
53
11 months ago
In scooter years
11 months ago
You bunch of old farts.
11 months ago
speaking of farts and random pooping - when will you be polluting rest stops and tourist traps along I90 this year?
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up
11 months ago
* possum cries *
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up = for Magawd
11 months ago
That wasn't very nice NG
11 months ago
Since he's just a kid....
11 months ago
it still hurts!
11 months ago
It was with love, though......
11 months ago
oh, that's ok then.
11 months ago
How are ya toolman... all is well?
11 months ago
No, but what else would it be.
11 months ago
* possum is still waiting for the serial poopers response *
11 months ago
:(
11 months ago
I'm alright, it's the rest of the family that's all wrong.
11 months ago
Possum, you fuck....
11 months ago
on the good side, toolwoman's oldest daughter is going to make us grandparents for the fifth time.
11 months ago
Time to take her in and get her fixed.....
11 months ago
There's no fixing them.
You just have to let them burn out.
11 months ago
and she didn't give us five.
Two from my son
Two from her son
And now one on the way from her daughter
11 months ago
^there's a limerick here somewhere
11 months ago
There once was a couple named Kelly
They always seemed belly to belly
In spite of their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
11 months ago

Magawd
* Magawd alert the marsupial to the fact that he will be performing in another shitting across America tour in July *
3 weeks agoreport spam | 875 likes | stfu
11 months ago
POSSUM WAKE THE FUCK UP
11 months ago
huh? what now?
11 months ago
i'm a busy person atm
11 months ago
i shaved my neck for this?
11 months ago
foff
11 months ago
nou
11 months ago
Down vote for removing "President"
11 months ago
Up core for adding "possum"
11 months ago
You funny motha fucka....
11 months ago
Core???
11 months ago
What the FUCK!!!
11 months ago
that's pretty core dude
11 months ago
black tee approves
11 months ago
I didn't listen. She looked and acted so stupid when she sang this that I'm ashamed for her.
11 months ago
Then you shit your pants right?
11 months ago
You fucking homo
11 months ago
meh, she was a smelly skank of a woman
11 months ago
at least thats what my dad told me
11 months ago
For the lads!!!!
11 months ago
She truly was a whore.
11 months ago
and not really all that pretty.
11 months ago
not even blonde, and had floppy bazongas
11 months ago
and her name wasn't even Marilyn.
11 months ago
...and that big blackhead was annoying as fuck
11 months ago
we're still talking about Norms Jean, right?
11 months ago
Norm's Jeans - great name for a mid-80's garage band
11 months ago
come on, the S is right next to the A
11 months ago
special guest guitar by Cliff Cleaver!
11 months ago
*Cleavage
11 months ago
I'm starting to think Mucho is too old to be cool anymore.
11 months ago
its on your end
11 months ago
you know you're old when you think Marilyn is fuckable
11 months ago
i dont think anybody here except squids was even born before she OD'd/was murdered by JFK's evil hencmen
11 months ago
*henchmen
11 months ago
dammit :(
11 months ago
you do know she died from an enema , right ?
11 months ago
tell me more

* possum adjusts pants *
11 months ago
ive never had one person prove to me that any conspiracy theories are accurate. they remain just that 'theories'
11 months ago
^proof that god doesnt exist!
11 months ago
But he does, in psycho delusional minds of misfits that like to give away money
11 months ago
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