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To My Favorite Rodent

Happy 54 my friend

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by toolman961

submitted March 31st 2017

76 comments
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ohw, now i get it

you up to double nickles now?
4 weeks ago
6 months will be 56
4 weeks ago
haha yer old
4 weeks ago
Only in my mind
4 weeks ago
you're both old
4 weeks ago
like really old
4 weeks ago
and you are 52
4 weeks ago
So...you like to dress up like a dumb blonde?
4 weeks ago
Hey, it's not everyday that Marilyn Monroe sings you happy birthday.
4 weeks ago
still waiting for fries to confirm his age....
4 weeks ago
53
4 weeks ago
In scooter years
4 weeks ago
You bunch of old farts.
4 weeks ago
speaking of farts and random pooping - when will you be polluting rest stops and tourist traps along I90 this year?
4 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up
4 weeks ago
* possum cries *
4 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up = for Magawd
4 weeks ago
That wasn't very nice NG
4 weeks ago
Since he's just a kid....
4 weeks ago
it still hurts!
4 weeks ago
It was with love, though......
4 weeks ago
oh, that's ok then.
4 weeks ago
How are ya toolman... all is well?
4 weeks ago
No, but what else would it be.
4 weeks ago
* possum is still waiting for the serial poopers response *
4 weeks ago
:(
4 weeks ago
I'm alright, it's the rest of the family that's all wrong.
4 weeks ago
Possum, you fuck....
4 weeks ago
on the good side, toolwoman's oldest daughter is going to make us grandparents for the fifth time.
4 weeks ago
Time to take her in and get her fixed.....
4 weeks ago
There's no fixing them.
You just have to let them burn out.
4 weeks ago
and she didn't give us five.
Two from my son
Two from her son
And now one on the way from her daughter
4 weeks ago
^there's a limerick here somewhere
4 weeks ago
There once was a couple named Kelly
They always seemed belly to belly
In spite of their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
4 weeks ago

Magawd
* Magawd alert the marsupial to the fact that he will be performing in another shitting across America tour in July *
3 weeks agoreport spam | 875 likes | stfu
4 weeks ago
POSSUM WAKE THE FUCK UP
4 weeks ago
huh? what now?
4 weeks ago
i'm a busy person atm
4 weeks ago
i shaved my neck for this?
4 weeks ago
foff
4 weeks ago
nou
4 weeks ago
Down vote for removing "President"
4 weeks ago
Up core for adding "possum"
4 weeks ago
You funny motha fucka....
4 weeks ago
Core???
4 weeks ago
What the FUCK!!!
4 weeks ago
that's pretty core dude
4 weeks ago
black tee approves
4 weeks ago
I didn't listen. She looked and acted so stupid when she sang this that I'm ashamed for her.
4 weeks ago
Then you shit your pants right?
4 weeks ago
You fucking homo
4 weeks ago
meh, she was a smelly skank of a woman
4 weeks ago
at least thats what my dad told me
4 weeks ago
For the lads!!!!
4 weeks ago
She truly was a whore.
4 weeks ago
and not really all that pretty.
4 weeks ago
not even blonde, and had floppy bazongas
4 weeks ago
and her name wasn't even Marilyn.
4 weeks ago
...and that big blackhead was annoying as fuck
4 weeks ago
we're still talking about Norms Jean, right?
4 weeks ago
Norm's Jeans - great name for a mid-80's garage band
4 weeks ago
come on, the S is right next to the A
4 weeks ago
special guest guitar by Cliff Cleaver!
4 weeks ago
*Cleavage
4 weeks ago
I'm starting to think Mucho is too old to be cool anymore.
4 weeks ago
its on your end
4 weeks ago
you know you're old when you think Marilyn is fuckable
4 weeks ago
i dont think anybody here except squids was even born before she OD'd/was murdered by JFK's evil hencmen
4 weeks ago
*henchmen
4 weeks ago
dammit :(
4 weeks ago
you do know she died from an enema , right ?
4 weeks ago
tell me more

* possum adjusts pants *
4 weeks ago
ive never had one person prove to me that any conspiracy theories are accurate. they remain just that 'theories'
4 weeks ago
^proof that god doesnt exist!
4 weeks ago
But he does, in psycho delusional minds of misfits that like to give away money
4 weeks ago
recover password
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