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The next Chuck Norris!

First time ever captured on film and shown to the world - IMF World Champion John Johnson reveals his secret fighting style...

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by iandean

submitted September 26th 2006

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lol but got old very quick
11 years ago
Nut sack... Nut sack... Protect your nut sack... sit yaahh.
11 years ago
wth...im sure that give pedophiles a new way to take there victims easier also..BOREING..
11 years ago
That's not PC.
11 years ago
I'm seriously going to try the Buckler now...
11 years ago
I wonder if these moves would work against a kid, too.... like that happens alot...
11 years ago
I want to join the IMF!
11 years ago
I'll sleep better at night just knowing John Johnson is out there, fighting the good fight. Is there any wonder the IMF champion is american !!! USA USA USA!!
11 years ago
Oh fuck no... there's no such thing as "the next Chuck Norris" You have earned yourself a nice roundhouse to the face while you sleep, asshole!
11 years ago
i guess it would have been funny if he had any talent.
or if there actually were any midgets getting beaten up.
11 years ago
Real midgets getting beaten up? What are you, a Nazi? See...it's all fun and games until the little people get beaten up.
11 years ago
chuck norris makes soup out of midgets
11 years ago
chuck norris uses live rattle snakes as condoms
11 years ago
Chuck Norris poops live midgets. They call him father. Then he makes soup out of them.
11 years ago
Chuck Norris facts are cool, funny and original. I'm glad that everyone continually posts them.
11 years ago
funny shit
11 years ago
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