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Happy Saint Patricks Day

Happy Saint Patricks day from Squidley

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by Squidley

submitted March 17th 2017

461 comments
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Happy Saint Patricks Day
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cool pj's old man
8 months ago
nice tv . what is that , cathode ray tube ?
8 months ago
most of you fuckers aren't even Irish. stick to your one and only true holiday
8 months ago
I have a few strands of Irish DNA. My ancestry is as follows. Welsh, English, Scottish, Irish. I'll be at my watering hole all afternoon drinking Guinness and listening to Irish music. I'll be dining on corn beef and cabbage which isn't really an Irish dish but an Irish-American dish. The origin of this meal is that in New York city there was a shortage of bacon and their Jewish neighbors suggested they eat corned beef instead which is what the Irish American community eats on Saint Patricks day to this day.
8 months ago
you American are so full of shit... I have far more Irish in me and I don't celebrate st paddys day.
you lot have july 4th and you should fucking stick to that instead of stealing other peoples holidays. you fake fucks.
whats next Ramadan ?
8 months ago
I hadnt even though of this before , but now I realise just how dumb you yanks are.
a world series that only involves American teams..
and stealing others holidays
8 months ago
You Brits just don't know a good thing when you see it.
8 months ago
see what ? stupidity ? im seeing it now.
8 months ago
I'll Ramadan your ass next time I visit your part of the world.
8 months ago
the tension is thickening
8 months ago
I enjoyed Cardiff so much with my cousins and such that I stuck around too long. So where do you live fries? Dorchester?
8 months ago
when foofs says he has irish in him he means he gets it in him by the inch and on an hourly basis
8 months ago
tadaa... there we have it. the lowest gag of all
8 months ago
My great grand mother on my mothers side was from Irland and she spoke with a thick Irish brogue. Her husband was from Scotland. Most white American Southeasterners can trace their ancestry to those two countries.
8 months ago
my comment about my irishness still stands squidley
8 months ago
Americans celebrate Saint Patricks day because when the Irish first immigrated to America they were homesick. The Irish still in Ireland don't celebrate this day as much as American Irish do either. Non Irish celebrate this day because the Irish invited them over to help them celebrate. Jews, Poles, English, Chinese celebrate this day and also Halloween which is observed in mainland CHina of all places.
8 months ago
how about you celebrate a day of sheepshagging as you are welsh too
8 months ago
Well so the Welsh screw sheep? Well in addition to mutton and wool it seems my people have another industry you can assign to sheep.
8 months ago
I don't know from experience but it seems to me that sheep would be more fun than cows for obvious reasons.
8 months ago
obvious?
8 months ago
Sheep being smaller equals tighter.
8 months ago
Incidentally, the TV in my room was purchased in 1982. In the dining room, I have a large modern TV. My TV is older than most muchoers.
8 months ago
clearly Lada left you with something then
8 months ago
The best thing she did was leave actually. That was quite a present.
8 months ago
I want that tv squids!!!!!
8 months ago
he'll just give it away to some stranger in a bar :(
8 months ago
* possum goes back to making chili, and pretends that he's wearing a cool hat *
8 months ago
nice drawers - what in em?
8 months ago
squidleys junk
8 months ago
*cool stuff
8 months ago
Two items of interest. A Charter Arms .44 special and a snub-nosed Smith and Wesson .38.
8 months ago
my joke goes right over you fucks
8 months ago
You're a joke.
8 months ago
you whooshed at my joke 1st, fries
8 months ago
you both get whooshed. by life. every day.
8 months ago
that's how i like it
8 months ago
you like it like foofs likes to sit and spin on whunu's peen
8 months ago
If you were to look into my top drawer you would see the above weapons along with live ammunition, gun oil, rags and brushes for cleaning. I also have a new Ruger .22 cal automatic in my closet along with five hundred rounds of ammunition which includes 200 rounds of hollow points.
8 months ago
so you have a .22

...........
8 months ago
oh a .44 and a .38

I see
8 months ago
While Americans do enjoy this day especially when its on a weekend we do get actors from Ireland at The Pointe who do shake their heads in disbelief at the American version of this holiday but............ They end up drinking with us anyway.
8 months ago
hey, where's your OG hat?
8 months ago
I gave it away last year.
8 months ago
you were drunk as fuck werent you?
8 months ago
Well yeah.
8 months ago
tee hee
8 months ago
Pimp
8 months ago
And i want that TV
8 months ago
* Magawd throws RCA Victor at PF *
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Oliver North at Magawd *
8 months ago
SON OF A....
8 months ago
* toolman961 looks for Reagan's ghost behind him *

8 months ago
* loslobos looks for Bush in front of her *
8 months ago
Los !!! Where u been at ?
8 months ago
she's been fucking seagull.......you know that, right?
8 months ago
Jelly much...
8 months ago
You look good now that the bitch is gone......
8 months ago
i was thinking the same
8 months ago
Wait, what? Nala (or w/e her name was) is gone?
8 months ago
she gone, bye bye
8 months ago
i think the JWs ate her or something
8 months ago
What are JWs?
8 months ago
Also, I watched the documentary "The Devil and Daniel something"


twas good.
8 months ago
JWs are those nicely dressed folks who knock on your door and try to steal your soul
8 months ago
or your wife
8 months ago
I see...
8 months ago
So Squidley lost his wife to a JW?
8 months ago
That sucks.
8 months ago
the religion anyway...i think
8 months ago
Was Squid invited?
8 months ago
it was some sort of kooky cult or another
8 months ago
That's hot.
8 months ago
he wouldve had to give up craft beer
8 months ago
I think he made the right choice.
8 months ago
On a side note, I thought it would be fun to get 2 8 packs of guinness. I don't normally drink guinness. It's not fun.
8 months ago
Hey you're on pretty early mother fucker why you up so early ?
8 months ago
Or on I should say
8 months ago
Becuz gettin drunk
8 months ago
and watchin this shit about sacred sites of ireland and felt for some reason i wanted to say something to someone, what i don't remember.
8 months ago
I usually come here when I'm drunk and want to talk to people, but then I forget why I'm here.
8 months ago
Finish getting drunk, then come back.
Or forget.
8 months ago
no, tipsy zeke>drunk zeke
8 months ago
less repetition
8 months ago
less repetition
8 months ago
huhuhhuhuhuh
8 months ago
you shut the fuck up!
8 months ago
Barrel Roll!
8 months ago
meh
8 months ago
i wonder how much money it would take to convince yak to shut down this cesspool of mediocrity down for good. 5K? 10K? 100K? the threat of bodily harm?
8 months ago
the only thing you have 10k of is pubic lice, cretin
8 months ago
you must have me confused with your mother, shut-in
8 months ago
if my mother got laid, maybe that would cheer the old slapper up
8 months ago
$50 and a case of beer.
8 months ago
offer her up to foofs; he'll stick his cock into anything for a tbrill
8 months ago
*thrill
8 months ago
Ask him, he has a price
8 months ago
yup, he does
8 months ago
its also me dads birthday..so drink up drunks
8 months ago
Accidental stfu
8 months ago
Intentional stfu
8 months ago
Haha
8 months ago
accidental like
8 months ago
Whoops......
8 months ago
Are you two going to accidentally touch cocks in a minute?
8 months ago
'accidentally'
8 months ago
Nope, that will be intentional
8 months ago
there are no accidents between faggots
8 months ago
well, that was kind of the joke, I just forgot to put speech marks in the original comment
8 months ago
"speech marks" lol
8 months ago
useful when using 'word bits' to make 'idea tellings'
8 months ago
I thought of speech bubbles at first, then couldn't be bothered to write inverted commas, or quotation marks
8 months ago
have your med levels checked, lame-brain
8 months ago
I almost just ashed in my beer.

That was a close one.
8 months ago
i hope tonight is the night you choke on your own vomit, you waste of humanity
8 months ago
why are you such a piss-spitting, hateful cunt TNASA?
8 months ago
Really my heart is with Squidley on this blessed day.
8 months ago
i want everyone to choke on their own vomit, or even better, on somebody else's.
8 months ago
Yawn
8 months ago
why? Do you have a tiny weenis?
8 months ago
kill yourself already, you degenerate alcoholic.
8 months ago
What's up with this alt right here talking shit , hey where's Los at alt ?
8 months ago
you have no redeeming values at all. you're killing yourself slowly like a spineless coward. man up and blow your brains out already.
8 months ago
You're really killing it here.....
8 months ago
you've got nothing but alcool and misery in your life. why drag it out any longer? do it, zeke. make yourself and everyone around you happy for once.
8 months ago
But alcool?
8 months ago
I'm actually picking my nose. That's something.
8 months ago
if true, then it's getting teenier by the second in my imagination
8 months ago
i don't know what's going on anymore

i'm getting sleepy
8 months ago
die already. i'm asking nicely. please
8 months ago
Yeah but you're laughable.
8 months ago
do you need someone to shit in your mouth just so you can feel the slightest twinge of being alive? is that why you come here again and again? you're pathetic and worthless. just kill yourself, zeke.
8 months ago
no amount of booze will numb the shame you most likely feel
8 months ago
Is this Seagull or BillyMays?

I can't tell.
8 months ago
Ain't no shame in my game.

#ATLORGY
8 months ago
just stfu and die already.
8 months ago
Damn this alt is full of hate
8 months ago
Seagull, Sprinkless, Oster, is there really a difference? The level of gay is still the same.
8 months ago
you said that already
8 months ago
dont lump sprinkles in there. Sprinks is cool in my book.
8 months ago
Yeah I think Sprinkles would be better than that.
8 months ago
I will keep my Sprinkless and raise you a dik.
8 months ago
dik would play the slow game.

oster wouldn't be that intelligent.
8 months ago
I would match you, but I can;t raise a dik. HUHUHU
8 months ago
why go on, zeke? what possible reason could you have? you don't want to live and that's obvious. if you are not willing to change yyour behavior then what is the pont of going on?
8 months ago
Let's look at the facts:

- repetitve

- unoriginal

- insider info

So, it's Seagull or Freshie or perhaps BillyMays
8 months ago
add a bono to the mix while at it
8 months ago
- shitty typer

ok maybe oster
8 months ago
* makodragon shoots himself in response to totallyafaggotalt's rhetoric *
8 months ago
why do i even try to help you? you're beyond hopeless.
8 months ago
I think bono would be more clever.
8 months ago
This sounds like seagull...

freshie would be shouting and spitting food by now
8 months ago
if you were able to think you'd stop being such a hopeless loser, zeke
8 months ago
why have you got such a rage boner for zeke? What the fuck has he done to you?
8 months ago
What's funny is how hard you try to convince me that I hate myself.

Whether or not I hate myself is my own deal.

You're just trying way too hard. It's kind of sad.
8 months ago
also, I'm pretty sure trying to convince someone to kill themselves is like, not help
8 months ago
I must have said something at one point that hit home with him.
8 months ago
i want you to help yourself, zeke. either get some help or just finish it already. i'm not the bad guy here.
8 months ago
But you just admitted to hating yourself.

Barret : "I kind of hate you Zeke"
Zeke : "It's okay. I feel the same."
8 months ago
This tottaly not a cocksucker is trying way to hard , hes to much of a bitch to fess up who he actually is
8 months ago
Yeah I'm not denying that barret
8 months ago
I agree taco-bro
8 months ago
But "it's okay I feel the same" was a double entendre
8 months ago
I thought it was clever. I was laffed.
8 months ago
I don't get it
8 months ago
Doesn't really matter to me, tbh
8 months ago
oh look. a son of a donkey-stroker is talking shit again. if only lobes were around for him to follow
8 months ago
ok, sub time.
8 months ago
"I kind of hate you"

"It's okay I feel the same"
8 months ago
I'm looking forward to ass stabbing remastered, its been uploading for ever.
8 months ago
i don't actually hate barret, but i understand how he could hate me.

And I don't actually hate myself.
8 months ago
So, whoever you are, keep talking

it's kind of funny
8 months ago
I don't actually hate you, but I feel that i should, but i can't, but i really wanna, but its not working.

Stop sucking so much.
8 months ago
keep sucking, zeke. hard. on the barrel of a gun.
8 months ago
Barret I know that when we tried to collaborate on stuff I was a controlling dick. I like you though. I understand how you might not like me. And that's okay.
8 months ago
are you actually an alt, or are you just a master lurker?
8 months ago
No way that's a lurker. It's an alt.

And I'm surprised you people haven't figured it out by now.

It's been around for a while.
8 months ago
It's cos I don't really care if it's an alt.
8 months ago
and as far as barret's words "stop sucking so much"

soon brother, soon.
8 months ago
i know i've said it before and haven't followed through so that makes me a filthy fucking liar but i'ma quit drinking......and smoking.....and fapping.....and start meditating and a bunch of other shit.

I know i need it.
8 months ago
Don't die though, that's just gay.
8 months ago
That moment when your fridge is full of random alcohol and you don't know what half of it is....
8 months ago
Probably not gonna
8 months ago
A brownish bottle labeled Trinidad, 25%, no description.
Some kind of football team Iced-Tea from Brazil?
8 months ago
where'd "totallynotseagull" go?
8 months ago
He went to totally suck a cock
8 months ago
Zeke you're the expert here, am I doing to become a spic if i drink this?
8 months ago
Are you doing to become a spic if you drink what?
8 months ago
tequila?
8 months ago
Motherfucker!
8 months ago
Did you turn into a spic?
8 months ago
I don't know what it is, that's why i need your help!
8 months ago
Well, if you don't know what it is don't drink it.
8 months ago
Or take it very slowly.
8 months ago
that's the zeke I know
8 months ago
I'm starting to wonder if that was jrob.

Would make sense.
8 months ago
is bird
8 months ago
you sure?
8 months ago
Its a little browner then tequila, like dark rum, that's probably what it is.
8 months ago
Logan was fucking awesome.
8 months ago
Barret is it full on liquor or is it just a mystery bottle?
8 months ago
Best Marvel movie after Wolverine Origins.
8 months ago
Can't it be both?
8 months ago
well, if it's liquor go get yoself some pepsi
8 months ago
- its molasses i bet
8 months ago
I was actually thinking about some Pepsi to the MAX...great minds think alike.
8 months ago
Was that seagull? Cuz it seemed like at the end he broke down and actually cared about me.
8 months ago
That's why i thought maybe jrob
8 months ago
idk, doesn't matter.
8 months ago
barret, isnt jrob dead, or prison, or both?
8 months ago
um, +"in"
8 months ago
Doesn't matter.
8 months ago
and i'm still sober :(
8 months ago
Possum, here's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk1efDC4sI
8 months ago
I talked to jrob about an hour ago, he said, and i quote :
"im not going to mucho anymore after yak sold his soul and started putting malware browserjacking ads on it".
8 months ago
that's my cue...laterz
8 months ago
interposter!
8 months ago
no for real possum......try it
8 months ago
So i managed to find a tiny tiny label on the back of the bottle, the ingredients said, Rum, water and flavours.
Then in another language, Vodka, aqua and flavours.

.....

Never buy alcohol in eastern europe.
8 months ago
and as far as jrob, i just figured what that asshole was trying to say was to better myself, so I thought it was maybe jrob.

My bad.
8 months ago
1- zeke fynw i wont try that thing
2 - barret - that's why you never log off
8 months ago
Zeke i stopped watching at 0:02, sorry.
8 months ago
It's probably just rum/a blend barret.

Water isn't listed in the US because all liquor is dilituded with water.
8 months ago
back to making mexican spaghetti
8 months ago
But why is it rum in one language and vodka in the other!???!!?!?!?!?!??
8 months ago
It's past life regression hypnosis.
8 months ago
Dunno Barret.

Does it taste like rum or vodka?
8 months ago
I'm afraid to drink it
8 months ago
then don't
8 months ago
Barret, would you like to know the reality of this life?

Siddhartha Gautama said it, and no one understood.

I'm drunk. That's not it.

The truth of the Buddha is that you have lived before. You will live again. You'll go through shitty times and good times, just ride it out.
8 months ago
Life is suffering, but there are some good times. And just wait it out.
8 months ago
And that was the reality that Siddhartha Gautama saw

And he went to tell people that they don't have to worry

And somehow it turned into the sound of one hand clapping
8 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/7ogZsdZ.jpg
8 months ago
Whatever man. We're not that different.
8 months ago
Get your ass back here.......
8 months ago
He hasn't left.
8 months ago
He's just gonna ghost.
8 months ago
And, nixonsghost, if you believe in what the buddha had to say, this life is short. It's okay though. You'll live again. Shit cycles.
8 months ago
And I understand how no one wants to talk to me right now given my history and what I've said here, but I'm being completely honest right now, and I'm not fucking crazy.
8 months ago
What
The
Fuck
8 months ago
tis true.
8 months ago
there is no scientific proof of re-incarnation. It would be cool though
8 months ago
hey did you ever watch that documentary called chasing the dragon's tail?
8 months ago
You remind me of a college freshman in their second semester..... trying to appear all smart and enlightened..... trying not to get caught......
8 months ago
You're right, there is no scientific proof but there are many, many case studies and if you delve into it for yourself.......
8 months ago
BUSTED
8 months ago
I don't think I'm smart or enlightened.

I mean, I know I'm not very smart.

I don't think I'm enlightened in the sense that it's available to everyone.
8 months ago
The prosecution rests your honor......
8 months ago
Well, no. I'm not "busted"

What I'm saying is that I believe in this whole-heartedly and if you tried it......
8 months ago
Hey, did you ever find that cat?
8 months ago
Nope. She's dead. Did you ever watch that documentary?
8 months ago
It's called "chasing the dragon's tail"
8 months ago
barret isn't ghosting, he's buggered off to steam
8 months ago
I'm not a religious person, or a superstitious person

I would say I'm a little stitious though
8 months ago
Uranium dragon tail..... is OK
8 months ago
so zeke, what you are saying is you are waiting out your life in hopes of a better when you are reincarnated?
8 months ago
Yeah it's a good doc
8 months ago
TADA!!!!!
8 months ago
No makodragon.
8 months ago
What I'm saying is that you can channel........and as soon as i say channel all my credibility goes out the window......but
8 months ago
haha
8 months ago
doesn't matter. Either you're open to the idea or you're not.
8 months ago
either it's true or not
8 months ago
I'm not trying to convince anyone. I'm just saying straight up this is what it is.
8 months ago
exactly makodragon. either it's true or it's not.
8 months ago
And you can test it for yourself.
8 months ago
FACT
8 months ago
try it for yourself......
8 months ago
test out reincarnation?
8 months ago
yes makodragon.

Go on youtube, find a past life regression hypnosis.

Lie down in your bed, close your eyes and try
8 months ago
See what happens.
8 months ago
Wet dream approaching.......
8 months ago
try it nixon
8 months ago
so you have regressed into a past life then zeke?
8 months ago
i had a "dream" that was very realistic

Ihad a couple actually
8 months ago
I already believe that hypnosis is bunk. It's full of suggestion and fakery.
8 months ago
this isn't hypnosis.

this has nothing to do with suggestion.
8 months ago
so who were you in a past life zekebro?
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&app=desktop
8 months ago
hold up
8 months ago
I ONCE HAD A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
OMG!!!!!!
8 months ago
Amazing.......
8 months ago
Every time I see red comments appearing i want to refresh
8 months ago
I'm glad i tried it.....
8 months ago
Refresh THIS!!!!!
8 months ago
i had two "dreams" as it were, when I did past life regression.


In the first I was looking out down a hill, saw a church and boats.

I had the feeling I was in Ireland. I had children behind me, and I was poor. My children weren't that poor compared to the time, but i wanted more for them.
8 months ago
The second "dream" was me pacing up and down a beach.

I was in America, and I was pacing waiting for people to come off the boats.

That one didn't last long
8 months ago
So you think you're an Irish immigrant in a past life then?
8 months ago
*Kurupt's great grandpappy
8 months ago
In the first one (I cut it short cuz of new comments)

I was looking down a hill at a church, a wooden church which isn't really that usual in ireland.

and i was looking out on boats. And i felt like i was lost.
8 months ago
have you ever been to Ireland zeke? Or have some connection there?
8 months ago
I think I was in Ireland in my first life and couldn't provide.

Then I was pacing the shores of America, waiting for my loved ones to come off the boat.

I think they were different lives.
8 months ago
how come nobody regresses to anyone having a shit, or feeling like needing a shit
8 months ago
pissing up a tree, or vomiting from drinking too much mead
8 months ago
I have never been to Ireland. If I follow my father's ancestry it dates back to a guy in Ireland, but he's in the mainland.

I remember what's indicative of the west coast.
8 months ago
I don't know. My past life regression suggests I was a father in Ireland, unable to fully provide for his family (sign of the times)

And that in another day I was pacing the american shores.

8 months ago
it would be very cool if it was real, but I think it's wishful thinking :/
8 months ago
I can't promise you anything. I can't say for sure, I can only encourage you to try.
8 months ago
try it.
8 months ago
And look at why the Buddha became the Buddha

The fact is that he remembered his former incarnations and went to tell people that it doesn't fucking matter.

People didn't understand him.
8 months ago
I mean, you can think I'm a drunken dumbfuck but whatever.

I'm just saying try it for yourself.
8 months ago
It's fine if you don't believe me. Tbh I'm drinking a bunch of guinness and farting some god awful farts.

You're welcome to think what you want.
8 months ago
I read this instead:

http://skepdic.com/bridey.html
8 months ago
But the fact of the matter is that Siddhartha Gautama sat beneath the bodhi tree and meditated. His realization is that he had lived thousands of former incarnations so he was overjoyed, and said that no one needs to be unhappy, for it's all just a cycle.

People didn't understand what he was saying, so it turned into "what's the sound of one hand clapping?"
8 months ago
If you sit, and try, you will see.
8 months ago
It's not that I don't believe you had these experiences, or that you are any less of a person for believing in re-incarnation. It's just that I think you aren't thinking very critically about it.
8 months ago
It's not that I care what you think about me, or think about what I'm trying to say.......it's that you haven't tried it.
8 months ago
TotallyNotSeagullAlt isn't Seagull
My bet is Bono
You're all faggots
8 months ago
problem is zeke, even if I have a regression, I will not believe it is proof of a former life. For me, it would just be a nice dream, and nothing more.
8 months ago
I mean, I know it defies science, but if you look up past lives on youtube you'll get hundreds of cases.
8 months ago
So it's just a dream?
8 months ago
ok loslobos. Thanks.
8 months ago
I'm just saying if you try it you'll get some shit you never expected.
8 months ago
yeah, I would just consider it a dream
8 months ago
try some past life regression and tell me it's just a dream.
8 months ago
I mean, you're welcome to think what you want.

But try it.
8 months ago
(I actually meant thank you loslobos)
8 months ago
Just like you meant getting sober and medicated I'm sure
8 months ago
Oh I'm gonna get sober. I'm not gonna get medicated.

Fuck that.
8 months ago
Your dreams are just nonsense, referring to YouTube is not a source of scientific facts. If there's such a thing as past lives you might as well been an earthworm
8 months ago
But I did mean thank you.
8 months ago
You've been saying that for ten (?) years dude
Best of luck
8 months ago
Anywho, I was watching this awesome documentary on the Smithsonian channel.......now I'm watching some third rate docu about seaweed or some shit.
8 months ago
loslobos, on a scale of 1-10, how much of a feminist are you?
8 months ago
Yeah cuz we've known each other for ten years..........
8 months ago
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a lame troll are you?
8 months ago
Whoosh Zeke
8 months ago
10?

Now you
8 months ago
Shut up, I'm talking to Zeke
8 months ago
I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH TV
8 months ago
well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
8 months ago
No but mako it's legit, try it.
8 months ago
sorry dude, I'm a hardcore sceptic. I have to try hard not to believe things like that, which are really nice to believe in.

I've fooled myself into things like that before, and to be honest, it's what's made me into a hard-boiled sceptic.
8 months ago
plus I've been having really vivid dreams lately that were crazy realistic. I can easily see how having an expectation of a past life would convince me that they were real memories. But lets be honest, there's no way to prove that they are true, really. It's just a powerful experience and that's not proof of anything supernatural like reincarnation.
8 months ago
I understand. I was raised in the church and I turned away from it.

I had very little religion or spiritual belief until I learned about Buddhism.

Even still, I didn't put it together. I *think* that if you try past life regression, you will have a new realization.

I can't tell you what it is, i can only tell you you should try it
8 months ago
if it brings you some happiness mate, then go for it.
8 months ago
I'm fine. I'm just telling you to try it.

I mean, I can say it doesn't matter to me but it does.

I think you should at least try it.
8 months ago
Doesn't matter to me though.
8 months ago
I would, but I've got enough problems in this life to worry about lel
8 months ago
@ LL way up there: bono is a good thought
so is dog
so is sprinks
so is bird

obsession vs narcissism vs sadtrolling vs anything for funfun

Judges?
8 months ago
well i can guarantee im not notaseagull alt...i have no qualms about wishing boozeeks liver explodes as my normal persona
8 months ago
guaranteed it's one of those four though

8 months ago
Cross bird of the list, he didn't come out to write a long rant about Logan or Wolverine Origins earlier. Definitely not bird.

I give it a 70/30 chance of Bono/Turdles
8 months ago
bird is a clever girl though
8 months ago
Nice old school Zelda reference up there, btw....
8 months ago
ill say this..ive not seen too many folks 'round these parts who call fries, foofs as much as steve-0
8 months ago
How come no one ever makes a Barret parody alt? :(
No AspiringPaladin doesn't count.
8 months ago
AP subbed some pics w/signs...i think you are too loved sewer m8
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost reviews plans for operation Baltrret..... *
8 months ago
Barret, you make plenty of parody alts yourself, how can anyone do it batter?
8 months ago
It lacks the hatred.
8 months ago
Keep it up
8 months ago
not reading all that
8 months ago
skip the buddha stuff and its okay
8 months ago
No.. no it's a shithtread
8 months ago
Shit!
8 months ago
calm down and snort some surstromming ma'am
8 months ago
I'm not on my period right now but thanks for the advice
8 months ago
3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
8 months ago
Othetway around..... squids is a sadistic mofo.....
8 months ago
Maybe that's why Lada left him.
8 months ago
testes
8 months ago
oh look, that's great!
8 months ago
no gay poss music, downvote
8 months ago
I'm not *that* drunk right now
8 months ago
But Barret.....I'm watching this documentary from the Smithsonian channel about how a meteor shower may have taken these Irish cavemen out of paganism and opened them up to the possibility of Christianity. It's interesting. I'm not saying it's right, but it's interesting.
8 months ago
I kind of hate you Zeke, but not really.


But kinda.
8 months ago
It's okay. I feel the same.
8 months ago
really? You don't wanna motorboat his navel?
8 months ago
Not really. Do you want him to suck your toes?
8 months ago
no, I wanna suck ladies toes though
8 months ago
that's not it
8 months ago
what is 'it'?
8 months ago
What is it that gets your rocks off?
8 months ago
feet. But apparently, I'm a 'Daddy' according to you
8 months ago
I'm trying to watch this Irish documentary right now. The music and the scenery is good, but the interviews are fucking unintelligible.
8 months ago
Oh I had moved on. Whatever floats your boat guy
8 months ago
well done to the morons for making this top of most discussed
8 months ago
^ helping
8 months ago
This is offensive to Irish Native Americans
8 months ago
Hi, what are you all doing?
8 months ago
being painfully sober :/
8 months ago
You better do something about that.
8 months ago
I'm being drunk and trying to convince makodragon that Siddhartha Gautama was right when he said that we have had thousands of incarnations and that we shouldn't really care because this too shall pass.

How are you toolman?
8 months ago
Also, everyone hates me because years ago I thought that if females are insulting guys i should start throwing out names too.

That's where it all started.
8 months ago
Toolman..... we need a video of that new riffle in action!!!!!!
8 months ago
nobody hates you zeke, don't be fucking stupid.
8 months ago
Anywho, nice seeing you toolman. You're a stand-up guy
8 months ago
I feel another survey coming on........
8 months ago
oh mako, a lot of people hate me.

don't kid yourself and get associated with me.
8 months ago
nixon did you watch the dragons tail documentary?
8 months ago
IT'S A GOOD FUCKING FILM
8 months ago
dude, don't be silly.

Anyways, I don't care what people think about who I am associated with. Not that it's relevant here.
8 months ago
yeah, well, a lot of people hate me.
8 months ago
I don't want to put that on you.
8 months ago
Doesn't matter anyway. Try past life regression hypnosis

I'm telling you
8 months ago
you're just being silly mate. Nobody really cares. You're just thinking about what other people think too much.
8 months ago
haha, no.
8 months ago
meh, I don't really care if people hate me. I never did anyone else any harm.
8 months ago
Only when you're drunk Mr. Hitler
8 months ago
I only have one guinness left.

And I love you both
8 months ago
what on earth did I do to deserve being referred to as Mr. Hitler?
8 months ago
that's me.
8 months ago
You know how I miss pronounce names
8 months ago
how's the old woman toolman?
8 months ago
miss pronounce sounds like a cheesy sesame street hiphop character
8 months ago
I've been calling zeke that my entire mucho career
8 months ago
toolman thinks my name sounds german, so he calls me hitler.....
8 months ago
She's doing same ole same ole
8 months ago
She's kickin?
8 months ago
that's good.
8 months ago
just my ass
8 months ago
Still doing the range thing?
8 months ago
You're a stand-up man toolie.
8 months ago
Just a man zeke
8 months ago
No not so much anymore, I've been working shit jobs.
8 months ago
So where you living then?
8 months ago
Trailer. Though I'm happy with it.

Things are gonna change come spring,
8 months ago
New job?
8 months ago
I either gotta make money or fuck off and live like moses
8 months ago
How did Moses live?
8 months ago
or just wander into the woods and off myself...

there are always options.
8 months ago
moses just wandered in the desert, having nothing.
8 months ago
You should just go live with Tom Brady.
8 months ago
I don't think he'd take me in.
8 months ago
But whatever I'm good for now.
8 months ago
Don't off yourself in the woods, you'll just wind up becoming a fox turd.
8 months ago
I just don't rule out
8 months ago
Show a little leg for Brady.......
8 months ago
Well don't tell him you're moving in, his house is so big you could live on the other end and he wouldn't even know you're there.
8 months ago
well, tbh, fox turd is better than in a box that just ends up collapsing on you
8 months ago
I'd rather die alone in the woods than alone in a box.
8 months ago
You need more Guinness.
8 months ago
I only have one left.

But I'm okay.
8 months ago
Not if you want to die in the woods and become a fox turd you're not.
8 months ago
i tried to tell this guy about past life regression, but that didn't pan out.
8 months ago
look it up on youtube.
8 months ago
Never live in the Past sir, live for today.
8 months ago
And I'd rather not die in the woods, but, well, whatever.
8 months ago
Toolman knows allabout being in other people's 3s houses undetected.......
8 months ago
He's a pro at it.....
8 months ago
I think it's important to live in your past.
8 months ago
The reality is that you're a good guy toolman.

I'm not such a good guy.

Maybe we will meet again.
8 months ago
i'm really drunk
8 months ago
she's prolly lying
8 months ago
Zeke, I just got paid today. A full 80 hour two week check. I just got done paying my bills and I'm left with $105.17 for the next two week to live on and I haven't even gone grocery shopping and I'm doing fine here all alone taking care of my wife so quit feeling so sorry for yourself and just live for the day.
8 months ago
You can't change the past but you can make tomorrow.
8 months ago
and I want to know who promised you a fantastic life?
8 months ago
Goodnight Mr. Hitler
8 months ago
oh i'm back.

when you're left with nothing after putting in a full day's work, you gotta question yourself. Not yourself, cuz there's nothing wrong with you. There's something wrong with the system. So, if it gets to the point that you're just digging yourself a deeper hole, why?

Why continue? It's a sad realization, and germans can fucking blow me.
8 months ago
I'm fortunate in the fact that I don't have any family.

You're a stand-up man, toolie.

8 months ago
Life is what you make of it zeke
8 months ago
I agree. It's entirely what you make of it.

There are always options though.
8 months ago
How is Barret?
8 months ago
Is that mystery booze treatin you well?
8 months ago
The good news is, it may keep Squidley busy for days, trying to read all this.
Then it will inspire him to sub 50 other selfies wearing a hat.
8 months ago
Lada joined the Jehovah Witness religion. JW's drink but I want no part of that cult. I'm not religious in general but I particularly avoid cults. The JW's preach that its fine for a new convert to divorce their spouse. Never mind that doing that separates the family as in your children have to decide who they want to stay with. My children are grown and they told my ex-wife that while she is still their mother that they would continue to visit me as they loved me as do my grandchildren. Last I heard she had shunned both of our daughters and when they call her she hangs up on them.
8 months ago
Sue the cult for defamation.
8 months ago
keep this shit on Facebook next time you stupid old cunt
8 months ago
my fave JW story is that when my wife died, two of her three JW aunts refused to attend the funeral...the one that did attend got "shunned" by the other two for exactly five years as punishment
8 months ago
recover password
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