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Happy Saint Patricks Day

Happy Saint Patricks day from Squidley

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by Squidley

submitted March 17th 2017

461 comments
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Happy Saint Patricks Day
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cool pj's old man
2 weeks ago
nice tv . what is that , cathode ray tube ?
2 weeks ago
most of you fuckers aren't even Irish. stick to your one and only true holiday
2 weeks ago
I have a few strands of Irish DNA. My ancestry is as follows. Welsh, English, Scottish, Irish. I'll be at my watering hole all afternoon drinking Guinness and listening to Irish music. I'll be dining on corn beef and cabbage which isn't really an Irish dish but an Irish-American dish. The origin of this meal is that in New York city there was a shortage of bacon and their Jewish neighbors suggested they eat corned beef instead which is what the Irish American community eats on Saint Patricks day to this day.
2 weeks ago
you American are so full of shit... I have far more Irish in me and I don't celebrate st paddys day.
you lot have july 4th and you should fucking stick to that instead of stealing other peoples holidays. you fake fucks.
whats next Ramadan ?
2 weeks ago
I hadnt even though of this before , but now I realise just how dumb you yanks are.
a world series that only involves American teams..
and stealing others holidays
2 weeks ago
You Brits just don't know a good thing when you see it.
2 weeks ago
see what ? stupidity ? im seeing it now.
2 weeks ago
I'll Ramadan your ass next time I visit your part of the world.
2 weeks ago
the tension is thickening
2 weeks ago
I enjoyed Cardiff so much with my cousins and such that I stuck around too long. So where do you live fries? Dorchester?
2 weeks ago
when foofs says he has irish in him he means he gets it in him by the inch and on an hourly basis
2 weeks ago
tadaa... there we have it. the lowest gag of all
2 weeks ago
My great grand mother on my mothers side was from Irland and she spoke with a thick Irish brogue. Her husband was from Scotland. Most white American Southeasterners can trace their ancestry to those two countries.
2 weeks ago
my comment about my irishness still stands squidley
2 weeks ago
Americans celebrate Saint Patricks day because when the Irish first immigrated to America they were homesick. The Irish still in Ireland don't celebrate this day as much as American Irish do either. Non Irish celebrate this day because the Irish invited them over to help them celebrate. Jews, Poles, English, Chinese celebrate this day and also Halloween which is observed in mainland CHina of all places.
2 weeks ago
how about you celebrate a day of sheepshagging as you are welsh too
2 weeks ago
Well so the Welsh screw sheep? Well in addition to mutton and wool it seems my people have another industry you can assign to sheep.
2 weeks ago
I don't know from experience but it seems to me that sheep would be more fun than cows for obvious reasons.
2 weeks ago
obvious?
2 weeks ago
Sheep being smaller equals tighter.
1 week ago
Incidentally, the TV in my room was purchased in 1982. In the dining room, I have a large modern TV. My TV is older than most muchoers.
2 weeks ago
clearly Lada left you with something then
2 weeks ago
The best thing she did was leave actually. That was quite a present.
2 weeks ago
I want that tv squids!!!!!
2 weeks ago
he'll just give it away to some stranger in a bar :(
2 weeks ago
* possum goes back to making chili, and pretends that he's wearing a cool hat *
2 weeks ago
nice drawers - what in em?
2 weeks ago
squidleys junk
2 weeks ago
*cool stuff
2 weeks ago
Two items of interest. A Charter Arms .44 special and a snub-nosed Smith and Wesson .38.
2 weeks ago
my joke goes right over you fucks
2 weeks ago
You're a joke.
2 weeks ago
you whooshed at my joke 1st, fries
2 weeks ago
you both get whooshed. by life. every day.
2 weeks ago
that's how i like it
2 weeks ago
you like it like foofs likes to sit and spin on whunu's peen
2 weeks ago
If you were to look into my top drawer you would see the above weapons along with live ammunition, gun oil, rags and brushes for cleaning. I also have a new Ruger .22 cal automatic in my closet along with five hundred rounds of ammunition which includes 200 rounds of hollow points.
2 weeks ago
so you have a .22

...........
2 weeks ago
oh a .44 and a .38

I see
2 weeks ago
While Americans do enjoy this day especially when its on a weekend we do get actors from Ireland at The Pointe who do shake their heads in disbelief at the American version of this holiday but............ They end up drinking with us anyway.
2 weeks ago
hey, where's your OG hat?
2 weeks ago
I gave it away last year.
2 weeks ago
you were drunk as fuck werent you?
2 weeks ago
Well yeah.
2 weeks ago
tee hee
2 weeks ago
Pimp
2 weeks ago
And i want that TV
2 weeks ago
* Magawd throws RCA Victor at PF *
1 week ago
* NixonsGhost throws Oliver North at Magawd *
1 week ago
SON OF A....
1 week ago
* toolman961 looks for Reagan's ghost behind him *

1 week ago
* loslobos looks for Bush in front of her *
1 week ago
Los !!! Where u been at ?
1 week ago
she's been fucking seagull.......you know that, right?
1 week ago
Jelly much...
1 week ago
You look good now that the bitch is gone......
2 weeks ago
i was thinking the same
2 weeks ago
Wait, what? Nala (or w/e her name was) is gone?
2 weeks ago
she gone, bye bye
2 weeks ago
i think the JWs ate her or something
2 weeks ago
What are JWs?
2 weeks ago
Also, I watched the documentary "The Devil and Daniel something"


twas good.
2 weeks ago
JWs are those nicely dressed folks who knock on your door and try to steal your soul
2 weeks ago
or your wife
2 weeks ago
I see...
2 weeks ago
So Squidley lost his wife to a JW?
2 weeks ago
That sucks.
2 weeks ago
the religion anyway...i think
2 weeks ago
Was Squid invited?
2 weeks ago
it was some sort of kooky cult or another
2 weeks ago
That's hot.
2 weeks ago
he wouldve had to give up craft beer
2 weeks ago
I think he made the right choice.
2 weeks ago
On a side note, I thought it would be fun to get 2 8 packs of guinness. I don't normally drink guinness. It's not fun.
2 weeks ago
Hey you're on pretty early mother fucker why you up so early ?
2 weeks ago
Or on I should say
2 weeks ago
Becuz gettin drunk
2 weeks ago
and watchin this shit about sacred sites of ireland and felt for some reason i wanted to say something to someone, what i don't remember.
2 weeks ago
I usually come here when I'm drunk and want to talk to people, but then I forget why I'm here.
2 weeks ago
Finish getting drunk, then come back.
Or forget.
2 weeks ago
no, tipsy zeke>drunk zeke
2 weeks ago
less repetition
2 weeks ago
less repetition
2 weeks ago
huhuhhuhuhuh
2 weeks ago
you shut the fuck up!
2 weeks ago
Barrel Roll!
2 weeks ago
meh
2 weeks ago
i wonder how much money it would take to convince yak to shut down this cesspool of mediocrity down for good. 5K? 10K? 100K? the threat of bodily harm?
2 weeks ago
the only thing you have 10k of is pubic lice, cretin
2 weeks ago
you must have me confused with your mother, shut-in
2 weeks ago
if my mother got laid, maybe that would cheer the old slapper up
2 weeks ago
$50 and a case of beer.
2 weeks ago
offer her up to foofs; he'll stick his cock into anything for a tbrill
2 weeks ago
*thrill
2 weeks ago
Ask him, he has a price
1 week ago
yup, he does
1 week ago
its also me dads birthday..so drink up drunks
2 weeks ago
Accidental stfu
2 weeks ago
Intentional stfu
2 weeks ago
Haha
2 weeks ago
accidental like
2 weeks ago
Whoops......
2 weeks ago
Are you two going to accidentally touch cocks in a minute?
2 weeks ago
'accidentally'
2 weeks ago
Nope, that will be intentional
2 weeks ago
there are no accidents between faggots
2 weeks ago
well, that was kind of the joke, I just forgot to put speech marks in the original comment
2 weeks ago
"speech marks" lol
2 weeks ago
useful when using 'word bits' to make 'idea tellings'
2 weeks ago
I thought of speech bubbles at first, then couldn't be bothered to write inverted commas, or quotation marks
2 weeks ago
have your med levels checked, lame-brain
2 weeks ago
I almost just ashed in my beer.

That was a close one.
2 weeks ago
i hope tonight is the night you choke on your own vomit, you waste of humanity
2 weeks ago
why are you such a piss-spitting, hateful cunt TNASA?
2 weeks ago
Really my heart is with Squidley on this blessed day.
2 weeks ago
i want everyone to choke on their own vomit, or even better, on somebody else's.
2 weeks ago
Yawn
2 weeks ago
why? Do you have a tiny weenis?
2 weeks ago
kill yourself already, you degenerate alcoholic.
2 weeks ago
What's up with this alt right here talking shit , hey where's Los at alt ?
2 weeks ago
you have no redeeming values at all. you're killing yourself slowly like a spineless coward. man up and blow your brains out already.
2 weeks ago
You're really killing it here.....
2 weeks ago
you've got nothing but alcool and misery in your life. why drag it out any longer? do it, zeke. make yourself and everyone around you happy for once.
2 weeks ago
But alcool?
2 weeks ago
I'm actually picking my nose. That's something.
2 weeks ago
if true, then it's getting teenier by the second in my imagination
2 weeks ago
i don't know what's going on anymore

i'm getting sleepy
2 weeks ago
die already. i'm asking nicely. please
2 weeks ago
Yeah but you're laughable.
2 weeks ago
do you need someone to shit in your mouth just so you can feel the slightest twinge of being alive? is that why you come here again and again? you're pathetic and worthless. just kill yourself, zeke.
2 weeks ago
no amount of booze will numb the shame you most likely feel
2 weeks ago
Is this Seagull or BillyMays?

I can't tell.
2 weeks ago
Ain't no shame in my game.

#ATLORGY
2 weeks ago
just stfu and die already.
2 weeks ago
Damn this alt is full of hate
2 weeks ago
Seagull, Sprinkless, Oster, is there really a difference? The level of gay is still the same.
2 weeks ago
you said that already
2 weeks ago
dont lump sprinkles in there. Sprinks is cool in my book.
2 weeks ago
Yeah I think Sprinkles would be better than that.
2 weeks ago
I will keep my Sprinkless and raise you a dik.
2 weeks ago
dik would play the slow game.

oster wouldn't be that intelligent.
2 weeks ago
I would match you, but I can;t raise a dik. HUHUHU
2 weeks ago
why go on, zeke? what possible reason could you have? you don't want to live and that's obvious. if you are not willing to change yyour behavior then what is the pont of going on?
2 weeks ago
Let's look at the facts:

- repetitve

- unoriginal

- insider info

So, it's Seagull or Freshie or perhaps BillyMays
2 weeks ago
add a bono to the mix while at it
2 weeks ago
- shitty typer

ok maybe oster
2 weeks ago
* makodragon shoots himself in response to totallyafaggotalt's rhetoric *
2 weeks ago
why do i even try to help you? you're beyond hopeless.
2 weeks ago
I think bono would be more clever.
2 weeks ago
This sounds like seagull...

freshie would be shouting and spitting food by now
2 weeks ago
if you were able to think you'd stop being such a hopeless loser, zeke
2 weeks ago
why have you got such a rage boner for zeke? What the fuck has he done to you?
2 weeks ago
What's funny is how hard you try to convince me that I hate myself.

Whether or not I hate myself is my own deal.

You're just trying way too hard. It's kind of sad.
2 weeks ago
also, I'm pretty sure trying to convince someone to kill themselves is like, not help
2 weeks ago
I must have said something at one point that hit home with him.
2 weeks ago
i want you to help yourself, zeke. either get some help or just finish it already. i'm not the bad guy here.
2 weeks ago
But you just admitted to hating yourself.

Barret : "I kind of hate you Zeke"
Zeke : "It's okay. I feel the same."
2 weeks ago
This tottaly not a cocksucker is trying way to hard , hes to much of a bitch to fess up who he actually is
2 weeks ago
Yeah I'm not denying that barret
2 weeks ago
I agree taco-bro
2 weeks ago
But "it's okay I feel the same" was a double entendre
2 weeks ago
I thought it was clever. I was laffed.
2 weeks ago
I don't get it
2 weeks ago
Doesn't really matter to me, tbh
2 weeks ago
oh look. a son of a donkey-stroker is talking shit again. if only lobes were around for him to follow
2 weeks ago
ok, sub time.
2 weeks ago
"I kind of hate you"

"It's okay I feel the same"
2 weeks ago
I'm looking forward to ass stabbing remastered, its been uploading for ever.
2 weeks ago
i don't actually hate barret, but i understand how he could hate me.

And I don't actually hate myself.
2 weeks ago
So, whoever you are, keep talking

it's kind of funny
2 weeks ago
I don't actually hate you, but I feel that i should, but i can't, but i really wanna, but its not working.

Stop sucking so much.
2 weeks ago
keep sucking, zeke. hard. on the barrel of a gun.
2 weeks ago
Barret I know that when we tried to collaborate on stuff I was a controlling dick. I like you though. I understand how you might not like me. And that's okay.
2 weeks ago
are you actually an alt, or are you just a master lurker?
2 weeks ago
No way that's a lurker. It's an alt.

And I'm surprised you people haven't figured it out by now.

It's been around for a while.
2 weeks ago
It's cos I don't really care if it's an alt.
2 weeks ago
and as far as barret's words "stop sucking so much"

soon brother, soon.
2 weeks ago
i know i've said it before and haven't followed through so that makes me a filthy fucking liar but i'ma quit drinking......and smoking.....and fapping.....and start meditating and a bunch of other shit.

I know i need it.
2 weeks ago
Don't die though, that's just gay.
2 weeks ago
That moment when your fridge is full of random alcohol and you don't know what half of it is....
2 weeks ago
Probably not gonna
2 weeks ago
A brownish bottle labeled Trinidad, 25%, no description.
Some kind of football team Iced-Tea from Brazil?
2 weeks ago
where'd "totallynotseagull" go?
2 weeks ago
He went to totally suck a cock
2 weeks ago
Zeke you're the expert here, am I doing to become a spic if i drink this?
2 weeks ago
Are you doing to become a spic if you drink what?
2 weeks ago
tequila?
2 weeks ago
Motherfucker!
2 weeks ago
Did you turn into a spic?
2 weeks ago
I don't know what it is, that's why i need your help!
2 weeks ago
Well, if you don't know what it is don't drink it.
2 weeks ago
Or take it very slowly.
2 weeks ago
that's the zeke I know
2 weeks ago
I'm starting to wonder if that was jrob.

Would make sense.
2 weeks ago
is bird
2 weeks ago
you sure?
2 weeks ago
Its a little browner then tequila, like dark rum, that's probably what it is.
2 weeks ago
Logan was fucking awesome.
2 weeks ago
Barret is it full on liquor or is it just a mystery bottle?
2 weeks ago
Best Marvel movie after Wolverine Origins.
2 weeks ago
Can't it be both?
2 weeks ago
well, if it's liquor go get yoself some pepsi
2 weeks ago
- its molasses i bet
2 weeks ago
I was actually thinking about some Pepsi to the MAX...great minds think alike.
2 weeks ago
Was that seagull? Cuz it seemed like at the end he broke down and actually cared about me.
2 weeks ago
That's why i thought maybe jrob
2 weeks ago
idk, doesn't matter.
2 weeks ago
barret, isnt jrob dead, or prison, or both?
2 weeks ago
um, +"in"
2 weeks ago
Doesn't matter.
2 weeks ago
and i'm still sober :(
2 weeks ago
Possum, here's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk1efDC4sI
2 weeks ago
I talked to jrob about an hour ago, he said, and i quote :
"im not going to mucho anymore after yak sold his soul and started putting malware browserjacking ads on it".
2 weeks ago
that's my cue...laterz
2 weeks ago
interposter!
2 weeks ago
no for real possum......try it
2 weeks ago
So i managed to find a tiny tiny label on the back of the bottle, the ingredients said, Rum, water and flavours.
Then in another language, Vodka, aqua and flavours.

.....

Never buy alcohol in eastern europe.
2 weeks ago
and as far as jrob, i just figured what that asshole was trying to say was to better myself, so I thought it was maybe jrob.

My bad.
2 weeks ago
1- zeke fynw i wont try that thing
2 - barret - that's why you never log off
2 weeks ago
Zeke i stopped watching at 0:02, sorry.
2 weeks ago
It's probably just rum/a blend barret.

Water isn't listed in the US because all liquor is dilituded with water.
2 weeks ago
back to making mexican spaghetti
2 weeks ago
But why is it rum in one language and vodka in the other!???!!?!?!?!?!??
2 weeks ago
It's past life regression hypnosis.
2 weeks ago
Dunno Barret.

Does it taste like rum or vodka?
2 weeks ago
I'm afraid to drink it
2 weeks ago
then don't
2 weeks ago
Barret, would you like to know the reality of this life?

Siddhartha Gautama said it, and no one understood.

I'm drunk. That's not it.

The truth of the Buddha is that you have lived before. You will live again. You'll go through shitty times and good times, just ride it out.
1 week ago
Life is suffering, but there are some good times. And just wait it out.
1 week ago
And that was the reality that Siddhartha Gautama saw

And he went to tell people that they don't have to worry

And somehow it turned into the sound of one hand clapping
1 week ago
http://i.imgur.com/7ogZsdZ.jpg
1 week ago
Whatever man. We're not that different.
1 week ago
Get your ass back here.......
1 week ago
He hasn't left.
1 week ago
He's just gonna ghost.
1 week ago
And, nixonsghost, if you believe in what the buddha had to say, this life is short. It's okay though. You'll live again. Shit cycles.
1 week ago
And I understand how no one wants to talk to me right now given my history and what I've said here, but I'm being completely honest right now, and I'm not fucking crazy.
1 week ago
What
The
Fuck
1 week ago
tis true.
1 week ago
there is no scientific proof of re-incarnation. It would be cool though
1 week ago
hey did you ever watch that documentary called chasing the dragon's tail?
1 week ago
You remind me of a college freshman in their second semester..... trying to appear all smart and enlightened..... trying not to get caught......
1 week ago
You're right, there is no scientific proof but there are many, many case studies and if you delve into it for yourself.......
1 week ago
BUSTED
1 week ago
I don't think I'm smart or enlightened.

I mean, I know I'm not very smart.

I don't think I'm enlightened in the sense that it's available to everyone.
1 week ago
The prosecution rests your honor......
1 week ago
Well, no. I'm not "busted"

What I'm saying is that I believe in this whole-heartedly and if you tried it......
1 week ago
Hey, did you ever find that cat?
1 week ago
Nope. She's dead. Did you ever watch that documentary?
1 week ago
It's called "chasing the dragon's tail"
1 week ago
barret isn't ghosting, he's buggered off to steam
1 week ago
I'm not a religious person, or a superstitious person

I would say I'm a little stitious though
1 week ago
Uranium dragon tail..... is OK
1 week ago
so zeke, what you are saying is you are waiting out your life in hopes of a better when you are reincarnated?
1 week ago
Yeah it's a good doc
1 week ago
TADA!!!!!
1 week ago
No makodragon.
1 week ago
What I'm saying is that you can channel........and as soon as i say channel all my credibility goes out the window......but
1 week ago
haha
1 week ago
doesn't matter. Either you're open to the idea or you're not.
1 week ago
either it's true or not
1 week ago
I'm not trying to convince anyone. I'm just saying straight up this is what it is.
1 week ago
exactly makodragon. either it's true or it's not.
1 week ago
And you can test it for yourself.
1 week ago
FACT
1 week ago
try it for yourself......
1 week ago
test out reincarnation?
1 week ago
yes makodragon.

Go on youtube, find a past life regression hypnosis.

Lie down in your bed, close your eyes and try
1 week ago
See what happens.
1 week ago
Wet dream approaching.......
1 week ago
try it nixon
1 week ago
so you have regressed into a past life then zeke?
1 week ago
i had a "dream" that was very realistic

Ihad a couple actually
1 week ago
I already believe that hypnosis is bunk. It's full of suggestion and fakery.
1 week ago
this isn't hypnosis.

this has nothing to do with suggestion.
1 week ago
so who were you in a past life zekebro?
1 week ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&app=desktop
1 week ago
hold up
1 week ago
I ONCE HAD A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago
OMG!!!!!!
1 week ago
Amazing.......
1 week ago
Every time I see red comments appearing i want to refresh
1 week ago
I'm glad i tried it.....
1 week ago
Refresh THIS!!!!!
1 week ago
i had two "dreams" as it were, when I did past life regression.


In the first I was looking out down a hill, saw a church and boats.

I had the feeling I was in Ireland. I had children behind me, and I was poor. My children weren't that poor compared to the time, but i wanted more for them.
1 week ago
The second "dream" was me pacing up and down a beach.

I was in America, and I was pacing waiting for people to come off the boats.

That one didn't last long
1 week ago
So you think you're an Irish immigrant in a past life then?
1 week ago
*Kurupt's great grandpappy
1 week ago
In the first one (I cut it short cuz of new comments)

I was looking down a hill at a church, a wooden church which isn't really that usual in ireland.

and i was looking out on boats. And i felt like i was lost.
1 week ago
have you ever been to Ireland zeke? Or have some connection there?
1 week ago
I think I was in Ireland in my first life and couldn't provide.

Then I was pacing the shores of America, waiting for my loved ones to come off the boat.

I think they were different lives.
1 week ago
how come nobody regresses to anyone having a shit, or feeling like needing a shit
1 week ago
pissing up a tree, or vomiting from drinking too much mead
1 week ago
I have never been to Ireland. If I follow my father's ancestry it dates back to a guy in Ireland, but he's in the mainland.

I remember what's indicative of the west coast.
1 week ago
I don't know. My past life regression suggests I was a father in Ireland, unable to fully provide for his family (sign of the times)

And that in another day I was pacing the american shores.

1 week ago
it would be very cool if it was real, but I think it's wishful thinking :/
1 week ago
I can't promise you anything. I can't say for sure, I can only encourage you to try.
1 week ago
try it.
1 week ago
And look at why the Buddha became the Buddha

The fact is that he remembered his former incarnations and went to tell people that it doesn't fucking matter.

People didn't understand him.
1 week ago
I mean, you can think I'm a drunken dumbfuck but whatever.

I'm just saying try it for yourself.
1 week ago
It's fine if you don't believe me. Tbh I'm drinking a bunch of guinness and farting some god awful farts.

You're welcome to think what you want.
1 week ago
I read this instead:

http://skepdic.com/bridey.html
1 week ago
But the fact of the matter is that Siddhartha Gautama sat beneath the bodhi tree and meditated. His realization is that he had lived thousands of former incarnations so he was overjoyed, and said that no one needs to be unhappy, for it's all just a cycle.

People didn't understand what he was saying, so it turned into "what's the sound of one hand clapping?"
1 week ago
If you sit, and try, you will see.
1 week ago
It's not that I don't believe you had these experiences, or that you are any less of a person for believing in re-incarnation. It's just that I think you aren't thinking very critically about it.
1 week ago
It's not that I care what you think about me, or think about what I'm trying to say.......it's that you haven't tried it.
1 week ago
TotallyNotSeagullAlt isn't Seagull
My bet is Bono
You're all faggots
1 week ago
problem is zeke, even if I have a regression, I will not believe it is proof of a former life. For me, it would just be a nice dream, and nothing more.
1 week ago
I mean, I know it defies science, but if you look up past lives on youtube you'll get hundreds of cases.
1 week ago
So it's just a dream?
1 week ago
ok loslobos. Thanks.
1 week ago
I'm just saying if you try it you'll get some shit you never expected.
1 week ago
yeah, I would just consider it a dream
1 week ago
try some past life regression and tell me it's just a dream.
1 week ago
I mean, you're welcome to think what you want.

But try it.
1 week ago
(I actually meant thank you loslobos)
1 week ago
Just like you meant getting sober and medicated I'm sure
1 week ago
Oh I'm gonna get sober. I'm not gonna get medicated.

Fuck that.
1 week ago
Your dreams are just nonsense, referring to YouTube is not a source of scientific facts. If there's such a thing as past lives you might as well been an earthworm
1 week ago
But I did mean thank you.
1 week ago
You've been saying that for ten (?) years dude
Best of luck
1 week ago
Anywho, I was watching this awesome documentary on the Smithsonian channel.......now I'm watching some third rate docu about seaweed or some shit.
1 week ago
loslobos, on a scale of 1-10, how much of a feminist are you?
1 week ago
Yeah cuz we've known each other for ten years..........
1 week ago
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a lame troll are you?
1 week ago
Whoosh Zeke
1 week ago
10?

Now you
1 week ago
Shut up, I'm talking to Zeke
1 week ago
I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH TV
1 week ago
well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
1 week ago
No but mako it's legit, try it.
1 week ago
sorry dude, I'm a hardcore sceptic. I have to try hard not to believe things like that, which are really nice to believe in.

I've fooled myself into things like that before, and to be honest, it's what's made me into a hard-boiled sceptic.
1 week ago
plus I've been having really vivid dreams lately that were crazy realistic. I can easily see how having an expectation of a past life would convince me that they were real memories. But lets be honest, there's no way to prove that they are true, really. It's just a powerful experience and that's not proof of anything supernatural like reincarnation.
1 week ago
I understand. I was raised in the church and I turned away from it.

I had very little religion or spiritual belief until I learned about Buddhism.

Even still, I didn't put it together. I *think* that if you try past life regression, you will have a new realization.

I can't tell you what it is, i can only tell you you should try it
1 week ago
if it brings you some happiness mate, then go for it.
1 week ago
I'm fine. I'm just telling you to try it.

I mean, I can say it doesn't matter to me but it does.

I think you should at least try it.
1 week ago
Doesn't matter to me though.
1 week ago
I would, but I've got enough problems in this life to worry about lel
1 week ago
@ LL way up there: bono is a good thought
so is dog
so is sprinks
so is bird

obsession vs narcissism vs sadtrolling vs anything for funfun

Judges?
1 week ago
well i can guarantee im not notaseagull alt...i have no qualms about wishing boozeeks liver explodes as my normal persona
1 week ago
guaranteed it's one of those four though

1 week ago
Cross bird of the list, he didn't come out to write a long rant about Logan or Wolverine Origins earlier. Definitely not bird.

I give it a 70/30 chance of Bono/Turdles
1 week ago
bird is a clever girl though
1 week ago
Nice old school Zelda reference up there, btw....
1 week ago
ill say this..ive not seen too many folks 'round these parts who call fries, foofs as much as steve-0
1 week ago
How come no one ever makes a Barret parody alt? :(
No AspiringPaladin doesn't count.
1 week ago
AP subbed some pics w/signs...i think you are too loved sewer m8
1 week ago
* NixonsGhost reviews plans for operation Baltrret..... *
1 week ago
Barret, you make plenty of parody alts yourself, how can anyone do it batter?
1 week ago
It lacks the hatred.
1 week ago
Keep it up
1 week ago
not reading all that
1 week ago
skip the buddha stuff and its okay
1 week ago
No.. no it's a shithtread
1 week ago
Shit!
1 week ago
calm down and snort some surstromming ma'am
1 week ago
I'm not on my period right now but thanks for the advice
1 week ago
3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
2 weeks ago
Othetway around..... squids is a sadistic mofo.....
2 weeks ago
Maybe that's why Lada left him.
2 weeks ago
testes
2 weeks ago
oh look, that's great!
2 weeks ago
no gay poss music, downvote
2 weeks ago
I'm not *that* drunk right now
2 weeks ago
But Barret.....I'm watching this documentary from the Smithsonian channel about how a meteor shower may have taken these Irish cavemen out of paganism and opened them up to the possibility of Christianity. It's interesting. I'm not saying it's right, but it's interesting.
2 weeks ago
I kind of hate you Zeke, but not really.


But kinda.
2 weeks ago
It's okay. I feel the same.
2 weeks ago
really? You don't wanna motorboat his navel?
2 weeks ago
Not really. Do you want him to suck your toes?
2 weeks ago
no, I wanna suck ladies toes though
2 weeks ago
that's not it
2 weeks ago
what is 'it'?
2 weeks ago
What is it that gets your rocks off?
2 weeks ago
feet. But apparently, I'm a 'Daddy' according to you
2 weeks ago
I'm trying to watch this Irish documentary right now. The music and the scenery is good, but the interviews are fucking unintelligible.
2 weeks ago
Oh I had moved on. Whatever floats your boat guy
2 weeks ago
well done to the morons for making this top of most discussed
2 weeks ago
^ helping
1 week ago
This is offensive to Irish Native Americans
1 week ago
Hi, what are you all doing?
1 week ago
being painfully sober :/
1 week ago
You better do something about that.
1 week ago
I'm being drunk and trying to convince makodragon that Siddhartha Gautama was right when he said that we have had thousands of incarnations and that we shouldn't really care because this too shall pass.

How are you toolman?
1 week ago
Also, everyone hates me because years ago I thought that if females are insulting guys i should start throwing out names too.

That's where it all started.
1 week ago
Toolman..... we need a video of that new riffle in action!!!!!!
1 week ago
nobody hates you zeke, don't be fucking stupid.
1 week ago
Anywho, nice seeing you toolman. You're a stand-up guy
1 week ago
I feel another survey coming on........
1 week ago
oh mako, a lot of people hate me.

don't kid yourself and get associated with me.
1 week ago
nixon did you watch the dragons tail documentary?
1 week ago
IT'S A GOOD FUCKING FILM
1 week ago
dude, don't be silly.

Anyways, I don't care what people think about who I am associated with. Not that it's relevant here.
1 week ago
yeah, well, a lot of people hate me.
1 week ago
I don't want to put that on you.
1 week ago
Doesn't matter anyway. Try past life regression hypnosis

I'm telling you
1 week ago
you're just being silly mate. Nobody really cares. You're just thinking about what other people think too much.
1 week ago
haha, no.
1 week ago
meh, I don't really care if people hate me. I never did anyone else any harm.
1 week ago
Only when you're drunk Mr. Hitler
1 week ago
I only have one guinness left.

And I love you both
1 week ago
what on earth did I do to deserve being referred to as Mr. Hitler?
1 week ago
that's me.
1 week ago
You know how I miss pronounce names
1 week ago
how's the old woman toolman?
1 week ago
miss pronounce sounds like a cheesy sesame street hiphop character
1 week ago
I've been calling zeke that my entire mucho career
1 week ago
toolman thinks my name sounds german, so he calls me hitler.....
1 week ago
She's doing same ole same ole
1 week ago
She's kickin?
1 week ago
that's good.
1 week ago
just my ass
1 week ago
Still doing the range thing?
1 week ago
You're a stand-up man toolie.
1 week ago
Just a man zeke
1 week ago
No not so much anymore, I've been working shit jobs.
1 week ago
So where you living then?
1 week ago
Trailer. Though I'm happy with it.

Things are gonna change come spring,
1 week ago
New job?
1 week ago
I either gotta make money or fuck off and live like moses
1 week ago
How did Moses live?
1 week ago
or just wander into the woods and off myself...

there are always options.
1 week ago
moses just wandered in the desert, having nothing.
1 week ago
You should just go live with Tom Brady.
1 week ago
I don't think he'd take me in.
1 week ago
But whatever I'm good for now.
1 week ago
Don't off yourself in the woods, you'll just wind up becoming a fox turd.
1 week ago
I just don't rule out
1 week ago
Show a little leg for Brady.......
1 week ago
Well don't tell him you're moving in, his house is so big you could live on the other end and he wouldn't even know you're there.
1 week ago
well, tbh, fox turd is better than in a box that just ends up collapsing on you
1 week ago
I'd rather die alone in the woods than alone in a box.
1 week ago
You need more Guinness.
1 week ago
I only have one left.

But I'm okay.
1 week ago
Not if you want to die in the woods and become a fox turd you're not.
1 week ago
i tried to tell this guy about past life regression, but that didn't pan out.
1 week ago
look it up on youtube.
1 week ago
Never live in the Past sir, live for today.
1 week ago
And I'd rather not die in the woods, but, well, whatever.
1 week ago
Toolman knows allabout being in other people's 3s houses undetected.......
1 week ago
He's a pro at it.....
1 week ago
I think it's important to live in your past.
1 week ago
The reality is that you're a good guy toolman.

I'm not such a good guy.

Maybe we will meet again.
1 week ago
i'm really drunk
1 week ago
she's prolly lying
1 week ago
Zeke, I just got paid today. A full 80 hour two week check. I just got done paying my bills and I'm left with $105.17 for the next two week to live on and I haven't even gone grocery shopping and I'm doing fine here all alone taking care of my wife so quit feeling so sorry for yourself and just live for the day.
1 week ago
You can't change the past but you can make tomorrow.
1 week ago
and I want to know who promised you a fantastic life?
1 week ago
Goodnight Mr. Hitler
1 week ago
oh i'm back.

when you're left with nothing after putting in a full day's work, you gotta question yourself. Not yourself, cuz there's nothing wrong with you. There's something wrong with the system. So, if it gets to the point that you're just digging yourself a deeper hole, why?

Why continue? It's a sad realization, and germans can fucking blow me.
1 week ago
I'm fortunate in the fact that I don't have any family.

You're a stand-up man, toolie.

1 week ago
Life is what you make of it zeke
1 week ago
I agree. It's entirely what you make of it.

There are always options though.
1 week ago
How is Barret?
1 week ago
Is that mystery booze treatin you well?
1 week ago
The good news is, it may keep Squidley busy for days, trying to read all this.
Then it will inspire him to sub 50 other selfies wearing a hat.
1 week ago
Lada joined the Jehovah Witness religion. JW's drink but I want no part of that cult. I'm not religious in general but I particularly avoid cults. The JW's preach that its fine for a new convert to divorce their spouse. Never mind that doing that separates the family as in your children have to decide who they want to stay with. My children are grown and they told my ex-wife that while she is still their mother that they would continue to visit me as they loved me as do my grandchildren. Last I heard she had shunned both of our daughters and when they call her she hangs up on them.
1 week ago
Sue the cult for defamation.
1 week ago
keep this shit on Facebook next time you stupid old cunt
1 week ago
my fave JW story is that when my wife died, two of her three JW aunts refused to attend the funeral...the one that did attend got "shunned" by the other two for exactly five years as punishment
1 week ago
recover password
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