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Happy Saint Patricks Day

Happy Saint Patricks day from Squidley

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by Squidley

submitted March 17th 2017

461 comments
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Happy Saint Patricks Day
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cool pj's old man
1 month ago
nice tv . what is that , cathode ray tube ?
1 month ago
most of you fuckers aren't even Irish. stick to your one and only true holiday
1 month ago
I have a few strands of Irish DNA. My ancestry is as follows. Welsh, English, Scottish, Irish. I'll be at my watering hole all afternoon drinking Guinness and listening to Irish music. I'll be dining on corn beef and cabbage which isn't really an Irish dish but an Irish-American dish. The origin of this meal is that in New York city there was a shortage of bacon and their Jewish neighbors suggested they eat corned beef instead which is what the Irish American community eats on Saint Patricks day to this day.
1 month ago
you American are so full of shit... I have far more Irish in me and I don't celebrate st paddys day.
you lot have july 4th and you should fucking stick to that instead of stealing other peoples holidays. you fake fucks.
whats next Ramadan ?
1 month ago
I hadnt even though of this before , but now I realise just how dumb you yanks are.
a world series that only involves American teams..
and stealing others holidays
1 month ago
You Brits just don't know a good thing when you see it.
1 month ago
see what ? stupidity ? im seeing it now.
1 month ago
I'll Ramadan your ass next time I visit your part of the world.
1 month ago
the tension is thickening
1 month ago
I enjoyed Cardiff so much with my cousins and such that I stuck around too long. So where do you live fries? Dorchester?
1 month ago
when foofs says he has irish in him he means he gets it in him by the inch and on an hourly basis
1 month ago
tadaa... there we have it. the lowest gag of all
1 month ago
My great grand mother on my mothers side was from Irland and she spoke with a thick Irish brogue. Her husband was from Scotland. Most white American Southeasterners can trace their ancestry to those two countries.
1 month ago
my comment about my irishness still stands squidley
1 month ago
Americans celebrate Saint Patricks day because when the Irish first immigrated to America they were homesick. The Irish still in Ireland don't celebrate this day as much as American Irish do either. Non Irish celebrate this day because the Irish invited them over to help them celebrate. Jews, Poles, English, Chinese celebrate this day and also Halloween which is observed in mainland CHina of all places.
1 month ago
how about you celebrate a day of sheepshagging as you are welsh too
1 month ago
Well so the Welsh screw sheep? Well in addition to mutton and wool it seems my people have another industry you can assign to sheep.
1 month ago
I don't know from experience but it seems to me that sheep would be more fun than cows for obvious reasons.
1 month ago
obvious?
1 month ago
Sheep being smaller equals tighter.
1 month ago
Incidentally, the TV in my room was purchased in 1982. In the dining room, I have a large modern TV. My TV is older than most muchoers.
1 month ago
clearly Lada left you with something then
1 month ago
The best thing she did was leave actually. That was quite a present.
1 month ago
I want that tv squids!!!!!
1 month ago
he'll just give it away to some stranger in a bar :(
1 month ago
* possum goes back to making chili, and pretends that he's wearing a cool hat *
1 month ago
nice drawers - what in em?
1 month ago
squidleys junk
1 month ago
*cool stuff
1 month ago
Two items of interest. A Charter Arms .44 special and a snub-nosed Smith and Wesson .38.
1 month ago
my joke goes right over you fucks
1 month ago
You're a joke.
1 month ago
you whooshed at my joke 1st, fries
1 month ago
you both get whooshed. by life. every day.
1 month ago
that's how i like it
1 month ago
you like it like foofs likes to sit and spin on whunu's peen
1 month ago
If you were to look into my top drawer you would see the above weapons along with live ammunition, gun oil, rags and brushes for cleaning. I also have a new Ruger .22 cal automatic in my closet along with five hundred rounds of ammunition which includes 200 rounds of hollow points.
1 month ago
so you have a .22

...........
1 month ago
oh a .44 and a .38

I see
1 month ago
While Americans do enjoy this day especially when its on a weekend we do get actors from Ireland at The Pointe who do shake their heads in disbelief at the American version of this holiday but............ They end up drinking with us anyway.
1 month ago
hey, where's your OG hat?
1 month ago
I gave it away last year.
1 month ago
you were drunk as fuck werent you?
1 month ago
Well yeah.
1 month ago
tee hee
1 month ago
Pimp
1 month ago
And i want that TV
1 month ago
* Magawd throws RCA Victor at PF *
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost throws Oliver North at Magawd *
1 month ago
SON OF A....
1 month ago
* toolman961 looks for Reagan's ghost behind him *

1 month ago
* loslobos looks for Bush in front of her *
1 month ago
Los !!! Where u been at ?
1 month ago
she's been fucking seagull.......you know that, right?
1 month ago
Jelly much...
1 month ago
You look good now that the bitch is gone......
1 month ago
i was thinking the same
1 month ago
Wait, what? Nala (or w/e her name was) is gone?
1 month ago
she gone, bye bye
1 month ago
i think the JWs ate her or something
1 month ago
What are JWs?
1 month ago
Also, I watched the documentary "The Devil and Daniel something"


twas good.
1 month ago
JWs are those nicely dressed folks who knock on your door and try to steal your soul
1 month ago
or your wife
1 month ago
I see...
1 month ago
So Squidley lost his wife to a JW?
1 month ago
That sucks.
1 month ago
the religion anyway...i think
1 month ago
Was Squid invited?
1 month ago
it was some sort of kooky cult or another
1 month ago
That's hot.
1 month ago
he wouldve had to give up craft beer
1 month ago
I think he made the right choice.
1 month ago
On a side note, I thought it would be fun to get 2 8 packs of guinness. I don't normally drink guinness. It's not fun.
1 month ago
Hey you're on pretty early mother fucker why you up so early ?
1 month ago
Or on I should say
1 month ago
Becuz gettin drunk
1 month ago
and watchin this shit about sacred sites of ireland and felt for some reason i wanted to say something to someone, what i don't remember.
1 month ago
I usually come here when I'm drunk and want to talk to people, but then I forget why I'm here.
1 month ago
Finish getting drunk, then come back.
Or forget.
1 month ago
no, tipsy zeke>drunk zeke
1 month ago
less repetition
1 month ago
less repetition
1 month ago
huhuhhuhuhuh
1 month ago
you shut the fuck up!
1 month ago
Barrel Roll!
1 month ago
meh
1 month ago
i wonder how much money it would take to convince yak to shut down this cesspool of mediocrity down for good. 5K? 10K? 100K? the threat of bodily harm?
1 month ago
the only thing you have 10k of is pubic lice, cretin
1 month ago
you must have me confused with your mother, shut-in
1 month ago
if my mother got laid, maybe that would cheer the old slapper up
1 month ago
$50 and a case of beer.
1 month ago
offer her up to foofs; he'll stick his cock into anything for a tbrill
1 month ago
*thrill
1 month ago
Ask him, he has a price
1 month ago
yup, he does
1 month ago
its also me dads birthday..so drink up drunks
1 month ago
Accidental stfu
1 month ago
Intentional stfu
1 month ago
Haha
1 month ago
accidental like
1 month ago
Whoops......
1 month ago
Are you two going to accidentally touch cocks in a minute?
1 month ago
'accidentally'
1 month ago
Nope, that will be intentional
1 month ago
there are no accidents between faggots
1 month ago
well, that was kind of the joke, I just forgot to put speech marks in the original comment
1 month ago
"speech marks" lol
1 month ago
useful when using 'word bits' to make 'idea tellings'
1 month ago
I thought of speech bubbles at first, then couldn't be bothered to write inverted commas, or quotation marks
1 month ago
have your med levels checked, lame-brain
1 month ago
I almost just ashed in my beer.

That was a close one.
1 month ago
i hope tonight is the night you choke on your own vomit, you waste of humanity
1 month ago
why are you such a piss-spitting, hateful cunt TNASA?
1 month ago
Really my heart is with Squidley on this blessed day.
1 month ago
i want everyone to choke on their own vomit, or even better, on somebody else's.
1 month ago
Yawn
1 month ago
why? Do you have a tiny weenis?
1 month ago
kill yourself already, you degenerate alcoholic.
1 month ago
What's up with this alt right here talking shit , hey where's Los at alt ?
1 month ago
you have no redeeming values at all. you're killing yourself slowly like a spineless coward. man up and blow your brains out already.
1 month ago
You're really killing it here.....
1 month ago
you've got nothing but alcool and misery in your life. why drag it out any longer? do it, zeke. make yourself and everyone around you happy for once.
1 month ago
But alcool?
1 month ago
I'm actually picking my nose. That's something.
1 month ago
if true, then it's getting teenier by the second in my imagination
1 month ago
i don't know what's going on anymore

i'm getting sleepy
1 month ago
die already. i'm asking nicely. please
1 month ago
Yeah but you're laughable.
1 month ago
do you need someone to shit in your mouth just so you can feel the slightest twinge of being alive? is that why you come here again and again? you're pathetic and worthless. just kill yourself, zeke.
1 month ago
no amount of booze will numb the shame you most likely feel
1 month ago
Is this Seagull or BillyMays?

I can't tell.
1 month ago
Ain't no shame in my game.

#ATLORGY
1 month ago
just stfu and die already.
1 month ago
Damn this alt is full of hate
1 month ago
Seagull, Sprinkless, Oster, is there really a difference? The level of gay is still the same.
1 month ago
you said that already
1 month ago
dont lump sprinkles in there. Sprinks is cool in my book.
1 month ago
Yeah I think Sprinkles would be better than that.
1 month ago
I will keep my Sprinkless and raise you a dik.
1 month ago
dik would play the slow game.

oster wouldn't be that intelligent.
1 month ago
I would match you, but I can;t raise a dik. HUHUHU
1 month ago
why go on, zeke? what possible reason could you have? you don't want to live and that's obvious. if you are not willing to change yyour behavior then what is the pont of going on?
1 month ago
Let's look at the facts:

- repetitve

- unoriginal

- insider info

So, it's Seagull or Freshie or perhaps BillyMays
1 month ago
add a bono to the mix while at it
1 month ago
- shitty typer

ok maybe oster
1 month ago
* makodragon shoots himself in response to totallyafaggotalt's rhetoric *
1 month ago
why do i even try to help you? you're beyond hopeless.
1 month ago
I think bono would be more clever.
1 month ago
This sounds like seagull...

freshie would be shouting and spitting food by now
1 month ago
if you were able to think you'd stop being such a hopeless loser, zeke
1 month ago
why have you got such a rage boner for zeke? What the fuck has he done to you?
1 month ago
What's funny is how hard you try to convince me that I hate myself.

Whether or not I hate myself is my own deal.

You're just trying way too hard. It's kind of sad.
1 month ago
also, I'm pretty sure trying to convince someone to kill themselves is like, not help
1 month ago
I must have said something at one point that hit home with him.
1 month ago
i want you to help yourself, zeke. either get some help or just finish it already. i'm not the bad guy here.
1 month ago
But you just admitted to hating yourself.

Barret : "I kind of hate you Zeke"
Zeke : "It's okay. I feel the same."
1 month ago
This tottaly not a cocksucker is trying way to hard , hes to much of a bitch to fess up who he actually is
1 month ago
Yeah I'm not denying that barret
1 month ago
I agree taco-bro
1 month ago
But "it's okay I feel the same" was a double entendre
1 month ago
I thought it was clever. I was laffed.
1 month ago
I don't get it
1 month ago
Doesn't really matter to me, tbh
1 month ago
oh look. a son of a donkey-stroker is talking shit again. if only lobes were around for him to follow
1 month ago
ok, sub time.
1 month ago
"I kind of hate you"

"It's okay I feel the same"
1 month ago
I'm looking forward to ass stabbing remastered, its been uploading for ever.
1 month ago
i don't actually hate barret, but i understand how he could hate me.

And I don't actually hate myself.
1 month ago
So, whoever you are, keep talking

it's kind of funny
1 month ago
I don't actually hate you, but I feel that i should, but i can't, but i really wanna, but its not working.

Stop sucking so much.
1 month ago
keep sucking, zeke. hard. on the barrel of a gun.
1 month ago
Barret I know that when we tried to collaborate on stuff I was a controlling dick. I like you though. I understand how you might not like me. And that's okay.
1 month ago
are you actually an alt, or are you just a master lurker?
1 month ago
No way that's a lurker. It's an alt.

And I'm surprised you people haven't figured it out by now.

It's been around for a while.
1 month ago
It's cos I don't really care if it's an alt.
1 month ago
and as far as barret's words "stop sucking so much"

soon brother, soon.
1 month ago
i know i've said it before and haven't followed through so that makes me a filthy fucking liar but i'ma quit drinking......and smoking.....and fapping.....and start meditating and a bunch of other shit.

I know i need it.
1 month ago
Don't die though, that's just gay.
1 month ago
That moment when your fridge is full of random alcohol and you don't know what half of it is....
1 month ago
Probably not gonna
1 month ago
A brownish bottle labeled Trinidad, 25%, no description.
Some kind of football team Iced-Tea from Brazil?
1 month ago
where'd "totallynotseagull" go?
1 month ago
He went to totally suck a cock
1 month ago
Zeke you're the expert here, am I doing to become a spic if i drink this?
1 month ago
Are you doing to become a spic if you drink what?
1 month ago
tequila?
1 month ago
Motherfucker!
1 month ago
Did you turn into a spic?
1 month ago
I don't know what it is, that's why i need your help!
1 month ago
Well, if you don't know what it is don't drink it.
1 month ago
Or take it very slowly.
1 month ago
that's the zeke I know
1 month ago
I'm starting to wonder if that was jrob.

Would make sense.
1 month ago
is bird
1 month ago
you sure?
1 month ago
Its a little browner then tequila, like dark rum, that's probably what it is.
1 month ago
Logan was fucking awesome.
1 month ago
Barret is it full on liquor or is it just a mystery bottle?
1 month ago
Best Marvel movie after Wolverine Origins.
1 month ago
Can't it be both?
1 month ago
well, if it's liquor go get yoself some pepsi
1 month ago
- its molasses i bet
1 month ago
I was actually thinking about some Pepsi to the MAX...great minds think alike.
1 month ago
Was that seagull? Cuz it seemed like at the end he broke down and actually cared about me.
1 month ago
That's why i thought maybe jrob
1 month ago
idk, doesn't matter.
1 month ago
barret, isnt jrob dead, or prison, or both?
1 month ago
um, +"in"
1 month ago
Doesn't matter.
1 month ago
and i'm still sober :(
1 month ago
Possum, here's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk1efDC4sI
1 month ago
I talked to jrob about an hour ago, he said, and i quote :
"im not going to mucho anymore after yak sold his soul and started putting malware browserjacking ads on it".
1 month ago
that's my cue...laterz
1 month ago
interposter!
1 month ago
no for real possum......try it
1 month ago
So i managed to find a tiny tiny label on the back of the bottle, the ingredients said, Rum, water and flavours.
Then in another language, Vodka, aqua and flavours.

.....

Never buy alcohol in eastern europe.
1 month ago
and as far as jrob, i just figured what that asshole was trying to say was to better myself, so I thought it was maybe jrob.

My bad.
1 month ago
1- zeke fynw i wont try that thing
2 - barret - that's why you never log off
1 month ago
Zeke i stopped watching at 0:02, sorry.
1 month ago
It's probably just rum/a blend barret.

Water isn't listed in the US because all liquor is dilituded with water.
1 month ago
back to making mexican spaghetti
1 month ago
But why is it rum in one language and vodka in the other!???!!?!?!?!?!??
1 month ago
It's past life regression hypnosis.
1 month ago
Dunno Barret.

Does it taste like rum or vodka?
1 month ago
I'm afraid to drink it
1 month ago
then don't
1 month ago
Barret, would you like to know the reality of this life?

Siddhartha Gautama said it, and no one understood.

I'm drunk. That's not it.

The truth of the Buddha is that you have lived before. You will live again. You'll go through shitty times and good times, just ride it out.
1 month ago
Life is suffering, but there are some good times. And just wait it out.
1 month ago
And that was the reality that Siddhartha Gautama saw

And he went to tell people that they don't have to worry

And somehow it turned into the sound of one hand clapping
1 month ago
http://i.imgur.com/7ogZsdZ.jpg
1 month ago
Whatever man. We're not that different.
1 month ago
Get your ass back here.......
1 month ago
He hasn't left.
1 month ago
He's just gonna ghost.
1 month ago
And, nixonsghost, if you believe in what the buddha had to say, this life is short. It's okay though. You'll live again. Shit cycles.
1 month ago
And I understand how no one wants to talk to me right now given my history and what I've said here, but I'm being completely honest right now, and I'm not fucking crazy.
1 month ago
What
The
Fuck
1 month ago
tis true.
1 month ago
there is no scientific proof of re-incarnation. It would be cool though
1 month ago
hey did you ever watch that documentary called chasing the dragon's tail?
1 month ago
You remind me of a college freshman in their second semester..... trying to appear all smart and enlightened..... trying not to get caught......
1 month ago
You're right, there is no scientific proof but there are many, many case studies and if you delve into it for yourself.......
1 month ago
BUSTED
1 month ago
I don't think I'm smart or enlightened.

I mean, I know I'm not very smart.

I don't think I'm enlightened in the sense that it's available to everyone.
1 month ago
The prosecution rests your honor......
1 month ago
Well, no. I'm not "busted"

What I'm saying is that I believe in this whole-heartedly and if you tried it......
1 month ago
Hey, did you ever find that cat?
1 month ago
Nope. She's dead. Did you ever watch that documentary?
1 month ago
It's called "chasing the dragon's tail"
1 month ago
barret isn't ghosting, he's buggered off to steam
1 month ago
I'm not a religious person, or a superstitious person

I would say I'm a little stitious though
1 month ago
Uranium dragon tail..... is OK
1 month ago
so zeke, what you are saying is you are waiting out your life in hopes of a better when you are reincarnated?
1 month ago
Yeah it's a good doc
1 month ago
TADA!!!!!
1 month ago
No makodragon.
1 month ago
What I'm saying is that you can channel........and as soon as i say channel all my credibility goes out the window......but
1 month ago
haha
1 month ago
doesn't matter. Either you're open to the idea or you're not.
1 month ago
either it's true or not
1 month ago
I'm not trying to convince anyone. I'm just saying straight up this is what it is.
1 month ago
exactly makodragon. either it's true or it's not.
1 month ago
And you can test it for yourself.
1 month ago
FACT
1 month ago
try it for yourself......
1 month ago
test out reincarnation?
1 month ago
yes makodragon.

Go on youtube, find a past life regression hypnosis.

Lie down in your bed, close your eyes and try
1 month ago
See what happens.
1 month ago
Wet dream approaching.......
1 month ago
try it nixon
1 month ago
so you have regressed into a past life then zeke?
1 month ago
i had a "dream" that was very realistic

Ihad a couple actually
1 month ago
I already believe that hypnosis is bunk. It's full of suggestion and fakery.
1 month ago
this isn't hypnosis.

this has nothing to do with suggestion.
1 month ago
so who were you in a past life zekebro?
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&app=desktop
1 month ago
hold up
1 month ago
I ONCE HAD A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
OMG!!!!!!
1 month ago
Amazing.......
1 month ago
Every time I see red comments appearing i want to refresh
1 month ago
I'm glad i tried it.....
1 month ago
Refresh THIS!!!!!
1 month ago
i had two "dreams" as it were, when I did past life regression.


In the first I was looking out down a hill, saw a church and boats.

I had the feeling I was in Ireland. I had children behind me, and I was poor. My children weren't that poor compared to the time, but i wanted more for them.
1 month ago
The second "dream" was me pacing up and down a beach.

I was in America, and I was pacing waiting for people to come off the boats.

That one didn't last long
1 month ago
So you think you're an Irish immigrant in a past life then?
1 month ago
*Kurupt's great grandpappy
1 month ago
In the first one (I cut it short cuz of new comments)

I was looking down a hill at a church, a wooden church which isn't really that usual in ireland.

and i was looking out on boats. And i felt like i was lost.
1 month ago
have you ever been to Ireland zeke? Or have some connection there?
1 month ago
I think I was in Ireland in my first life and couldn't provide.

Then I was pacing the shores of America, waiting for my loved ones to come off the boat.

I think they were different lives.
1 month ago
how come nobody regresses to anyone having a shit, or feeling like needing a shit
1 month ago
pissing up a tree, or vomiting from drinking too much mead
1 month ago
I have never been to Ireland. If I follow my father's ancestry it dates back to a guy in Ireland, but he's in the mainland.

I remember what's indicative of the west coast.
1 month ago
I don't know. My past life regression suggests I was a father in Ireland, unable to fully provide for his family (sign of the times)

And that in another day I was pacing the american shores.

1 month ago
it would be very cool if it was real, but I think it's wishful thinking :/
1 month ago
I can't promise you anything. I can't say for sure, I can only encourage you to try.
1 month ago
try it.
1 month ago
And look at why the Buddha became the Buddha

The fact is that he remembered his former incarnations and went to tell people that it doesn't fucking matter.

People didn't understand him.
1 month ago
I mean, you can think I'm a drunken dumbfuck but whatever.

I'm just saying try it for yourself.
1 month ago
It's fine if you don't believe me. Tbh I'm drinking a bunch of guinness and farting some god awful farts.

You're welcome to think what you want.
1 month ago
I read this instead:

http://skepdic.com/bridey.html
1 month ago
But the fact of the matter is that Siddhartha Gautama sat beneath the bodhi tree and meditated. His realization is that he had lived thousands of former incarnations so he was overjoyed, and said that no one needs to be unhappy, for it's all just a cycle.

People didn't understand what he was saying, so it turned into "what's the sound of one hand clapping?"
1 month ago
If you sit, and try, you will see.
1 month ago
It's not that I don't believe you had these experiences, or that you are any less of a person for believing in re-incarnation. It's just that I think you aren't thinking very critically about it.
1 month ago
It's not that I care what you think about me, or think about what I'm trying to say.......it's that you haven't tried it.
1 month ago
TotallyNotSeagullAlt isn't Seagull
My bet is Bono
You're all faggots
1 month ago
problem is zeke, even if I have a regression, I will not believe it is proof of a former life. For me, it would just be a nice dream, and nothing more.
1 month ago
I mean, I know it defies science, but if you look up past lives on youtube you'll get hundreds of cases.
1 month ago
So it's just a dream?
1 month ago
ok loslobos. Thanks.
1 month ago
I'm just saying if you try it you'll get some shit you never expected.
1 month ago
yeah, I would just consider it a dream
1 month ago
try some past life regression and tell me it's just a dream.
1 month ago
I mean, you're welcome to think what you want.

But try it.
1 month ago
(I actually meant thank you loslobos)
1 month ago
Just like you meant getting sober and medicated I'm sure
1 month ago
Oh I'm gonna get sober. I'm not gonna get medicated.

Fuck that.
1 month ago
Your dreams are just nonsense, referring to YouTube is not a source of scientific facts. If there's such a thing as past lives you might as well been an earthworm
1 month ago
But I did mean thank you.
1 month ago
You've been saying that for ten (?) years dude
Best of luck
1 month ago
Anywho, I was watching this awesome documentary on the Smithsonian channel.......now I'm watching some third rate docu about seaweed or some shit.
1 month ago
loslobos, on a scale of 1-10, how much of a feminist are you?
1 month ago
Yeah cuz we've known each other for ten years..........
1 month ago
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a lame troll are you?
1 month ago
Whoosh Zeke
1 month ago
10?

Now you
1 month ago
Shut up, I'm talking to Zeke
1 month ago
I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH TV
1 month ago
well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
1 month ago
No but mako it's legit, try it.
1 month ago
sorry dude, I'm a hardcore sceptic. I have to try hard not to believe things like that, which are really nice to believe in.

I've fooled myself into things like that before, and to be honest, it's what's made me into a hard-boiled sceptic.
1 month ago
plus I've been having really vivid dreams lately that were crazy realistic. I can easily see how having an expectation of a past life would convince me that they were real memories. But lets be honest, there's no way to prove that they are true, really. It's just a powerful experience and that's not proof of anything supernatural like reincarnation.
1 month ago
I understand. I was raised in the church and I turned away from it.

I had very little religion or spiritual belief until I learned about Buddhism.

Even still, I didn't put it together. I *think* that if you try past life regression, you will have a new realization.

I can't tell you what it is, i can only tell you you should try it
1 month ago
if it brings you some happiness mate, then go for it.
1 month ago
I'm fine. I'm just telling you to try it.

I mean, I can say it doesn't matter to me but it does.

I think you should at least try it.
1 month ago
Doesn't matter to me though.
1 month ago
I would, but I've got enough problems in this life to worry about lel
1 month ago
@ LL way up there: bono is a good thought
so is dog
so is sprinks
so is bird

obsession vs narcissism vs sadtrolling vs anything for funfun

Judges?
1 month ago
well i can guarantee im not notaseagull alt...i have no qualms about wishing boozeeks liver explodes as my normal persona
1 month ago
guaranteed it's one of those four though

1 month ago
Cross bird of the list, he didn't come out to write a long rant about Logan or Wolverine Origins earlier. Definitely not bird.

I give it a 70/30 chance of Bono/Turdles
1 month ago
bird is a clever girl though
1 month ago
Nice old school Zelda reference up there, btw....
1 month ago
ill say this..ive not seen too many folks 'round these parts who call fries, foofs as much as steve-0
1 month ago
How come no one ever makes a Barret parody alt? :(
No AspiringPaladin doesn't count.
1 month ago
AP subbed some pics w/signs...i think you are too loved sewer m8
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost reviews plans for operation Baltrret..... *
1 month ago
Barret, you make plenty of parody alts yourself, how can anyone do it batter?
1 month ago
It lacks the hatred.
1 month ago
Keep it up
1 month ago
not reading all that
1 month ago
skip the buddha stuff and its okay
1 month ago
No.. no it's a shithtread
1 month ago
Shit!
1 month ago
calm down and snort some surstromming ma'am
1 month ago
I'm not on my period right now but thanks for the advice
1 month ago
3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
1 month ago
Othetway around..... squids is a sadistic mofo.....
1 month ago
Maybe that's why Lada left him.
1 month ago
testes
1 month ago
oh look, that's great!
1 month ago
no gay poss music, downvote
1 month ago
I'm not *that* drunk right now
1 month ago
But Barret.....I'm watching this documentary from the Smithsonian channel about how a meteor shower may have taken these Irish cavemen out of paganism and opened them up to the possibility of Christianity. It's interesting. I'm not saying it's right, but it's interesting.
1 month ago
I kind of hate you Zeke, but not really.


But kinda.
1 month ago
It's okay. I feel the same.
1 month ago
really? You don't wanna motorboat his navel?
1 month ago
Not really. Do you want him to suck your toes?
1 month ago
no, I wanna suck ladies toes though
1 month ago
that's not it
1 month ago
what is 'it'?
1 month ago
What is it that gets your rocks off?
1 month ago
feet. But apparently, I'm a 'Daddy' according to you
1 month ago
I'm trying to watch this Irish documentary right now. The music and the scenery is good, but the interviews are fucking unintelligible.
1 month ago
Oh I had moved on. Whatever floats your boat guy
1 month ago
well done to the morons for making this top of most discussed
1 month ago
^ helping
1 month ago
This is offensive to Irish Native Americans
1 month ago
Hi, what are you all doing?
1 month ago
being painfully sober :/
1 month ago
You better do something about that.
1 month ago
I'm being drunk and trying to convince makodragon that Siddhartha Gautama was right when he said that we have had thousands of incarnations and that we shouldn't really care because this too shall pass.

How are you toolman?
1 month ago
Also, everyone hates me because years ago I thought that if females are insulting guys i should start throwing out names too.

That's where it all started.
1 month ago
Toolman..... we need a video of that new riffle in action!!!!!!
1 month ago
nobody hates you zeke, don't be fucking stupid.
1 month ago
Anywho, nice seeing you toolman. You're a stand-up guy
1 month ago
I feel another survey coming on........
1 month ago
oh mako, a lot of people hate me.

don't kid yourself and get associated with me.
1 month ago
nixon did you watch the dragons tail documentary?
1 month ago
IT'S A GOOD FUCKING FILM
1 month ago
dude, don't be silly.

Anyways, I don't care what people think about who I am associated with. Not that it's relevant here.
1 month ago
yeah, well, a lot of people hate me.
1 month ago
I don't want to put that on you.
1 month ago
Doesn't matter anyway. Try past life regression hypnosis

I'm telling you
1 month ago
you're just being silly mate. Nobody really cares. You're just thinking about what other people think too much.
1 month ago
haha, no.
1 month ago
meh, I don't really care if people hate me. I never did anyone else any harm.
1 month ago
Only when you're drunk Mr. Hitler
1 month ago
I only have one guinness left.

And I love you both
1 month ago
what on earth did I do to deserve being referred to as Mr. Hitler?
1 month ago
that's me.
1 month ago
You know how I miss pronounce names
1 month ago
how's the old woman toolman?
1 month ago
miss pronounce sounds like a cheesy sesame street hiphop character
1 month ago
I've been calling zeke that my entire mucho career
1 month ago
toolman thinks my name sounds german, so he calls me hitler.....
1 month ago
She's doing same ole same ole
1 month ago
She's kickin?
1 month ago
that's good.
1 month ago
just my ass
1 month ago
Still doing the range thing?
1 month ago
You're a stand-up man toolie.
1 month ago
Just a man zeke
1 month ago
No not so much anymore, I've been working shit jobs.
1 month ago
So where you living then?
1 month ago
Trailer. Though I'm happy with it.

Things are gonna change come spring,
1 month ago
New job?
1 month ago
I either gotta make money or fuck off and live like moses
1 month ago
How did Moses live?
1 month ago
or just wander into the woods and off myself...

there are always options.
1 month ago
moses just wandered in the desert, having nothing.
1 month ago
You should just go live with Tom Brady.
1 month ago
I don't think he'd take me in.
1 month ago
But whatever I'm good for now.
1 month ago
Don't off yourself in the woods, you'll just wind up becoming a fox turd.
1 month ago
I just don't rule out
1 month ago
Show a little leg for Brady.......
1 month ago
Well don't tell him you're moving in, his house is so big you could live on the other end and he wouldn't even know you're there.
1 month ago
well, tbh, fox turd is better than in a box that just ends up collapsing on you
1 month ago
I'd rather die alone in the woods than alone in a box.
1 month ago
You need more Guinness.
1 month ago
I only have one left.

But I'm okay.
1 month ago
Not if you want to die in the woods and become a fox turd you're not.
1 month ago
i tried to tell this guy about past life regression, but that didn't pan out.
1 month ago
look it up on youtube.
1 month ago
Never live in the Past sir, live for today.
1 month ago
And I'd rather not die in the woods, but, well, whatever.
1 month ago
Toolman knows allabout being in other people's 3s houses undetected.......
1 month ago
He's a pro at it.....
1 month ago
I think it's important to live in your past.
1 month ago
The reality is that you're a good guy toolman.

I'm not such a good guy.

Maybe we will meet again.
1 month ago
i'm really drunk
1 month ago
she's prolly lying
1 month ago
Zeke, I just got paid today. A full 80 hour two week check. I just got done paying my bills and I'm left with $105.17 for the next two week to live on and I haven't even gone grocery shopping and I'm doing fine here all alone taking care of my wife so quit feeling so sorry for yourself and just live for the day.
1 month ago
You can't change the past but you can make tomorrow.
1 month ago
and I want to know who promised you a fantastic life?
1 month ago
Goodnight Mr. Hitler
1 month ago
oh i'm back.

when you're left with nothing after putting in a full day's work, you gotta question yourself. Not yourself, cuz there's nothing wrong with you. There's something wrong with the system. So, if it gets to the point that you're just digging yourself a deeper hole, why?

Why continue? It's a sad realization, and germans can fucking blow me.
1 month ago
I'm fortunate in the fact that I don't have any family.

You're a stand-up man, toolie.

1 month ago
Life is what you make of it zeke
1 month ago
I agree. It's entirely what you make of it.

There are always options though.
1 month ago
How is Barret?
1 month ago
Is that mystery booze treatin you well?
1 month ago
The good news is, it may keep Squidley busy for days, trying to read all this.
Then it will inspire him to sub 50 other selfies wearing a hat.
1 month ago
Lada joined the Jehovah Witness religion. JW's drink but I want no part of that cult. I'm not religious in general but I particularly avoid cults. The JW's preach that its fine for a new convert to divorce their spouse. Never mind that doing that separates the family as in your children have to decide who they want to stay with. My children are grown and they told my ex-wife that while she is still their mother that they would continue to visit me as they loved me as do my grandchildren. Last I heard she had shunned both of our daughters and when they call her she hangs up on them.
1 month ago
Sue the cult for defamation.
1 month ago
keep this shit on Facebook next time you stupid old cunt
1 month ago
my fave JW story is that when my wife died, two of her three JW aunts refused to attend the funeral...the one that did attend got "shunned" by the other two for exactly five years as punishment
1 month ago
recover password