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Happy Saint Patricks Day

Happy Saint Patricks day from Squidley

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by Squidley

submitted March 17th 2017

461 comments
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Happy Saint Patricks Day
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cool pj's old man
1 year ago
nice tv . what is that , cathode ray tube ?
1 year ago
most of you fuckers aren't even Irish. stick to your one and only true holiday
1 year ago
I have a few strands of Irish DNA. My ancestry is as follows. Welsh, English, Scottish, Irish. I'll be at my watering hole all afternoon drinking Guinness and listening to Irish music. I'll be dining on corn beef and cabbage which isn't really an Irish dish but an Irish-American dish. The origin of this meal is that in New York city there was a shortage of bacon and their Jewish neighbors suggested they eat corned beef instead which is what the Irish American community eats on Saint Patricks day to this day.
1 year ago
you American are so full of shit... I have far more Irish in me and I don't celebrate st paddys day.
you lot have july 4th and you should fucking stick to that instead of stealing other peoples holidays. you fake fucks.
whats next Ramadan ?
1 year ago
I hadnt even though of this before , but now I realise just how dumb you yanks are.
a world series that only involves American teams..
and stealing others holidays
1 year ago
You Brits just don't know a good thing when you see it.
1 year ago
see what ? stupidity ? im seeing it now.
1 year ago
I'll Ramadan your ass next time I visit your part of the world.
1 year ago
the tension is thickening
1 year ago
I enjoyed Cardiff so much with my cousins and such that I stuck around too long. So where do you live fries? Dorchester?
1 year ago
when foofs says he has irish in him he means he gets it in him by the inch and on an hourly basis
1 year ago
tadaa... there we have it. the lowest gag of all
1 year ago
My great grand mother on my mothers side was from Irland and she spoke with a thick Irish brogue. Her husband was from Scotland. Most white American Southeasterners can trace their ancestry to those two countries.
1 year ago
my comment about my irishness still stands squidley
1 year ago
Americans celebrate Saint Patricks day because when the Irish first immigrated to America they were homesick. The Irish still in Ireland don't celebrate this day as much as American Irish do either. Non Irish celebrate this day because the Irish invited them over to help them celebrate. Jews, Poles, English, Chinese celebrate this day and also Halloween which is observed in mainland CHina of all places.
1 year ago
how about you celebrate a day of sheepshagging as you are welsh too
1 year ago
Well so the Welsh screw sheep? Well in addition to mutton and wool it seems my people have another industry you can assign to sheep.
1 year ago
I don't know from experience but it seems to me that sheep would be more fun than cows for obvious reasons.
1 year ago
obvious?
1 year ago
Sheep being smaller equals tighter.
1 year ago
Incidentally, the TV in my room was purchased in 1982. In the dining room, I have a large modern TV. My TV is older than most muchoers.
1 year ago
clearly Lada left you with something then
1 year ago
The best thing she did was leave actually. That was quite a present.
1 year ago
I want that tv squids!!!!!
1 year ago
he'll just give it away to some stranger in a bar :(
1 year ago
* possum goes back to making chili, and pretends that he's wearing a cool hat *
1 year ago
nice drawers - what in em?
1 year ago
squidleys junk
1 year ago
*cool stuff
1 year ago
Two items of interest. A Charter Arms .44 special and a snub-nosed Smith and Wesson .38.
1 year ago
my joke goes right over you fucks
1 year ago
You're a joke.
1 year ago
you whooshed at my joke 1st, fries
1 year ago
you both get whooshed. by life. every day.
1 year ago
that's how i like it
1 year ago
you like it like foofs likes to sit and spin on whunu's peen
1 year ago
If you were to look into my top drawer you would see the above weapons along with live ammunition, gun oil, rags and brushes for cleaning. I also have a new Ruger .22 cal automatic in my closet along with five hundred rounds of ammunition which includes 200 rounds of hollow points.
1 year ago
so you have a .22

...........
1 year ago
oh a .44 and a .38

I see
1 year ago
While Americans do enjoy this day especially when its on a weekend we do get actors from Ireland at The Pointe who do shake their heads in disbelief at the American version of this holiday but............ They end up drinking with us anyway.
1 year ago
hey, where's your OG hat?
1 year ago
I gave it away last year.
1 year ago
you were drunk as fuck werent you?
1 year ago
Well yeah.
1 year ago
tee hee
1 year ago
Pimp
1 year ago
And i want that TV
1 year ago
* Magawd throws RCA Victor at PF *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws Oliver North at Magawd *
1 year ago
SON OF A....
1 year ago
* toolman961 looks for Reagan's ghost behind him *

1 year ago
* loslobos looks for Bush in front of her *
1 year ago
Los !!! Where u been at ?
1 year ago
she's been fucking seagull.......you know that, right?
1 year ago
Jelly much...
1 year ago
You look good now that the bitch is gone......
1 year ago
i was thinking the same
1 year ago
Wait, what? Nala (or w/e her name was) is gone?
1 year ago
she gone, bye bye
1 year ago
i think the JWs ate her or something
1 year ago
What are JWs?
1 year ago
Also, I watched the documentary "The Devil and Daniel something"


twas good.
1 year ago
JWs are those nicely dressed folks who knock on your door and try to steal your soul
1 year ago
or your wife
1 year ago
I see...
1 year ago
So Squidley lost his wife to a JW?
1 year ago
That sucks.
1 year ago
the religion anyway...i think
1 year ago
Was Squid invited?
1 year ago
it was some sort of kooky cult or another
1 year ago
That's hot.
1 year ago
he wouldve had to give up craft beer
1 year ago
I think he made the right choice.
1 year ago
On a side note, I thought it would be fun to get 2 8 packs of guinness. I don't normally drink guinness. It's not fun.
1 year ago
Hey you're on pretty early mother fucker why you up so early ?
1 year ago
Or on I should say
1 year ago
Becuz gettin drunk
1 year ago
and watchin this shit about sacred sites of ireland and felt for some reason i wanted to say something to someone, what i don't remember.
1 year ago
I usually come here when I'm drunk and want to talk to people, but then I forget why I'm here.
1 year ago
Finish getting drunk, then come back.
Or forget.
1 year ago
no, tipsy zeke>drunk zeke
1 year ago
less repetition
1 year ago
less repetition
1 year ago
huhuhhuhuhuh
1 year ago
you shut the fuck up!
1 year ago
Barrel Roll!
1 year ago
meh
1 year ago
i wonder how much money it would take to convince yak to shut down this cesspool of mediocrity down for good. 5K? 10K? 100K? the threat of bodily harm?
1 year ago
the only thing you have 10k of is pubic lice, cretin
1 year ago
you must have me confused with your mother, shut-in
1 year ago
if my mother got laid, maybe that would cheer the old slapper up
1 year ago
$50 and a case of beer.
1 year ago
offer her up to foofs; he'll stick his cock into anything for a tbrill
1 year ago
*thrill
1 year ago
Ask him, he has a price
1 year ago
yup, he does
1 year ago
its also me dads birthday..so drink up drunks
1 year ago
Accidental stfu
1 year ago
Intentional stfu
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
accidental like
1 year ago
Whoops......
1 year ago
Are you two going to accidentally touch cocks in a minute?
1 year ago
'accidentally'
1 year ago
Nope, that will be intentional
1 year ago
there are no accidents between faggots
1 year ago
well, that was kind of the joke, I just forgot to put speech marks in the original comment
1 year ago
"speech marks" lol
1 year ago
useful when using 'word bits' to make 'idea tellings'
1 year ago
I thought of speech bubbles at first, then couldn't be bothered to write inverted commas, or quotation marks
1 year ago
have your med levels checked, lame-brain
1 year ago
I almost just ashed in my beer.

That was a close one.
1 year ago
i hope tonight is the night you choke on your own vomit, you waste of humanity
1 year ago
why are you such a piss-spitting, hateful cunt TNASA?
1 year ago
Really my heart is with Squidley on this blessed day.
1 year ago
i want everyone to choke on their own vomit, or even better, on somebody else's.
1 year ago
Yawn
1 year ago
why? Do you have a tiny weenis?
1 year ago
kill yourself already, you degenerate alcoholic.
1 year ago
What's up with this alt right here talking shit , hey where's Los at alt ?
1 year ago
you have no redeeming values at all. you're killing yourself slowly like a spineless coward. man up and blow your brains out already.
1 year ago
You're really killing it here.....
1 year ago
you've got nothing but alcool and misery in your life. why drag it out any longer? do it, zeke. make yourself and everyone around you happy for once.
1 year ago
But alcool?
1 year ago
I'm actually picking my nose. That's something.
1 year ago
if true, then it's getting teenier by the second in my imagination
1 year ago
i don't know what's going on anymore

i'm getting sleepy
1 year ago
die already. i'm asking nicely. please
1 year ago
Yeah but you're laughable.
1 year ago
do you need someone to shit in your mouth just so you can feel the slightest twinge of being alive? is that why you come here again and again? you're pathetic and worthless. just kill yourself, zeke.
1 year ago
no amount of booze will numb the shame you most likely feel
1 year ago
Is this Seagull or BillyMays?

I can't tell.
1 year ago
Ain't no shame in my game.

#ATLORGY
1 year ago
just stfu and die already.
1 year ago
Damn this alt is full of hate
1 year ago
Seagull, Sprinkless, Oster, is there really a difference? The level of gay is still the same.
1 year ago
you said that already
1 year ago
dont lump sprinkles in there. Sprinks is cool in my book.
1 year ago
Yeah I think Sprinkles would be better than that.
1 year ago
I will keep my Sprinkless and raise you a dik.
1 year ago
dik would play the slow game.

oster wouldn't be that intelligent.
1 year ago
I would match you, but I can;t raise a dik. HUHUHU
1 year ago
why go on, zeke? what possible reason could you have? you don't want to live and that's obvious. if you are not willing to change yyour behavior then what is the pont of going on?
1 year ago
Let's look at the facts:

- repetitve

- unoriginal

- insider info

So, it's Seagull or Freshie or perhaps BillyMays
1 year ago
add a bono to the mix while at it
1 year ago
- shitty typer

ok maybe oster
1 year ago
* makodragon shoots himself in response to totallyafaggotalt's rhetoric *
1 year ago
why do i even try to help you? you're beyond hopeless.
1 year ago
I think bono would be more clever.
1 year ago
This sounds like seagull...

freshie would be shouting and spitting food by now
1 year ago
if you were able to think you'd stop being such a hopeless loser, zeke
1 year ago
why have you got such a rage boner for zeke? What the fuck has he done to you?
1 year ago
What's funny is how hard you try to convince me that I hate myself.

Whether or not I hate myself is my own deal.

You're just trying way too hard. It's kind of sad.
1 year ago
also, I'm pretty sure trying to convince someone to kill themselves is like, not help
1 year ago
I must have said something at one point that hit home with him.
1 year ago
i want you to help yourself, zeke. either get some help or just finish it already. i'm not the bad guy here.
1 year ago
But you just admitted to hating yourself.

Barret : "I kind of hate you Zeke"
Zeke : "It's okay. I feel the same."
1 year ago
This tottaly not a cocksucker is trying way to hard , hes to much of a bitch to fess up who he actually is
1 year ago
Yeah I'm not denying that barret
1 year ago
I agree taco-bro
1 year ago
But "it's okay I feel the same" was a double entendre
1 year ago
I thought it was clever. I was laffed.
1 year ago
I don't get it
1 year ago
Doesn't really matter to me, tbh
1 year ago
oh look. a son of a donkey-stroker is talking shit again. if only lobes were around for him to follow
1 year ago
ok, sub time.
1 year ago
"I kind of hate you"

"It's okay I feel the same"
1 year ago
I'm looking forward to ass stabbing remastered, its been uploading for ever.
1 year ago
i don't actually hate barret, but i understand how he could hate me.

And I don't actually hate myself.
1 year ago
So, whoever you are, keep talking

it's kind of funny
1 year ago
I don't actually hate you, but I feel that i should, but i can't, but i really wanna, but its not working.

Stop sucking so much.
1 year ago
keep sucking, zeke. hard. on the barrel of a gun.
1 year ago
Barret I know that when we tried to collaborate on stuff I was a controlling dick. I like you though. I understand how you might not like me. And that's okay.
1 year ago
are you actually an alt, or are you just a master lurker?
1 year ago
No way that's a lurker. It's an alt.

And I'm surprised you people haven't figured it out by now.

It's been around for a while.
1 year ago
It's cos I don't really care if it's an alt.
1 year ago
and as far as barret's words "stop sucking so much"

soon brother, soon.
1 year ago
i know i've said it before and haven't followed through so that makes me a filthy fucking liar but i'ma quit drinking......and smoking.....and fapping.....and start meditating and a bunch of other shit.

I know i need it.
1 year ago
Don't die though, that's just gay.
1 year ago
That moment when your fridge is full of random alcohol and you don't know what half of it is....
1 year ago
Probably not gonna
1 year ago
A brownish bottle labeled Trinidad, 25%, no description.
Some kind of football team Iced-Tea from Brazil?
1 year ago
where'd "totallynotseagull" go?
1 year ago
He went to totally suck a cock
1 year ago
Zeke you're the expert here, am I doing to become a spic if i drink this?
1 year ago
Are you doing to become a spic if you drink what?
1 year ago
tequila?
1 year ago
Motherfucker!
1 year ago
Did you turn into a spic?
1 year ago
I don't know what it is, that's why i need your help!
1 year ago
Well, if you don't know what it is don't drink it.
1 year ago
Or take it very slowly.
1 year ago
that's the zeke I know
1 year ago
I'm starting to wonder if that was jrob.

Would make sense.
1 year ago
is bird
1 year ago
you sure?
1 year ago
Its a little browner then tequila, like dark rum, that's probably what it is.
1 year ago
Logan was fucking awesome.
1 year ago
Barret is it full on liquor or is it just a mystery bottle?
1 year ago
Best Marvel movie after Wolverine Origins.
1 year ago
Can't it be both?
1 year ago
well, if it's liquor go get yoself some pepsi
1 year ago
- its molasses i bet
1 year ago
I was actually thinking about some Pepsi to the MAX...great minds think alike.
1 year ago
Was that seagull? Cuz it seemed like at the end he broke down and actually cared about me.
1 year ago
That's why i thought maybe jrob
1 year ago
idk, doesn't matter.
1 year ago
barret, isnt jrob dead, or prison, or both?
1 year ago
um, +"in"
1 year ago
Doesn't matter.
1 year ago
and i'm still sober :(
1 year ago
Possum, here's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk1efDC4sI
1 year ago
I talked to jrob about an hour ago, he said, and i quote :
"im not going to mucho anymore after yak sold his soul and started putting malware browserjacking ads on it".
1 year ago
that's my cue...laterz
1 year ago
interposter!
1 year ago
no for real possum......try it
1 year ago
So i managed to find a tiny tiny label on the back of the bottle, the ingredients said, Rum, water and flavours.
Then in another language, Vodka, aqua and flavours.

.....

Never buy alcohol in eastern europe.
1 year ago
and as far as jrob, i just figured what that asshole was trying to say was to better myself, so I thought it was maybe jrob.

My bad.
1 year ago
1- zeke fynw i wont try that thing
2 - barret - that's why you never log off
1 year ago
Zeke i stopped watching at 0:02, sorry.
1 year ago
It's probably just rum/a blend barret.

Water isn't listed in the US because all liquor is dilituded with water.
1 year ago
back to making mexican spaghetti
1 year ago
But why is it rum in one language and vodka in the other!???!!?!?!?!?!??
1 year ago
It's past life regression hypnosis.
1 year ago
Dunno Barret.

Does it taste like rum or vodka?
1 year ago
I'm afraid to drink it
1 year ago
then don't
1 year ago
Barret, would you like to know the reality of this life?

Siddhartha Gautama said it, and no one understood.

I'm drunk. That's not it.

The truth of the Buddha is that you have lived before. You will live again. You'll go through shitty times and good times, just ride it out.
1 year ago
Life is suffering, but there are some good times. And just wait it out.
1 year ago
And that was the reality that Siddhartha Gautama saw

And he went to tell people that they don't have to worry

And somehow it turned into the sound of one hand clapping
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/7ogZsdZ.jpg
1 year ago
Whatever man. We're not that different.
1 year ago
Get your ass back here.......
1 year ago
He hasn't left.
1 year ago
He's just gonna ghost.
1 year ago
And, nixonsghost, if you believe in what the buddha had to say, this life is short. It's okay though. You'll live again. Shit cycles.
1 year ago
And I understand how no one wants to talk to me right now given my history and what I've said here, but I'm being completely honest right now, and I'm not fucking crazy.
1 year ago
What
The
Fuck
1 year ago
tis true.
1 year ago
there is no scientific proof of re-incarnation. It would be cool though
1 year ago
hey did you ever watch that documentary called chasing the dragon's tail?
1 year ago
You remind me of a college freshman in their second semester..... trying to appear all smart and enlightened..... trying not to get caught......
1 year ago
You're right, there is no scientific proof but there are many, many case studies and if you delve into it for yourself.......
1 year ago
BUSTED
1 year ago
I don't think I'm smart or enlightened.

I mean, I know I'm not very smart.

I don't think I'm enlightened in the sense that it's available to everyone.
1 year ago
The prosecution rests your honor......
1 year ago
Well, no. I'm not "busted"

What I'm saying is that I believe in this whole-heartedly and if you tried it......
1 year ago
Hey, did you ever find that cat?
1 year ago
Nope. She's dead. Did you ever watch that documentary?
1 year ago
It's called "chasing the dragon's tail"
1 year ago
barret isn't ghosting, he's buggered off to steam
1 year ago
I'm not a religious person, or a superstitious person

I would say I'm a little stitious though
1 year ago
Uranium dragon tail..... is OK
1 year ago
so zeke, what you are saying is you are waiting out your life in hopes of a better when you are reincarnated?
1 year ago
Yeah it's a good doc
1 year ago
TADA!!!!!
1 year ago
No makodragon.
1 year ago
What I'm saying is that you can channel........and as soon as i say channel all my credibility goes out the window......but
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
doesn't matter. Either you're open to the idea or you're not.
1 year ago
either it's true or not
1 year ago
I'm not trying to convince anyone. I'm just saying straight up this is what it is.
1 year ago
exactly makodragon. either it's true or it's not.
1 year ago
And you can test it for yourself.
1 year ago
FACT
1 year ago
try it for yourself......
1 year ago
test out reincarnation?
1 year ago
yes makodragon.

Go on youtube, find a past life regression hypnosis.

Lie down in your bed, close your eyes and try
1 year ago
See what happens.
1 year ago
Wet dream approaching.......
1 year ago
try it nixon
1 year ago
so you have regressed into a past life then zeke?
1 year ago
i had a "dream" that was very realistic

Ihad a couple actually
1 year ago
I already believe that hypnosis is bunk. It's full of suggestion and fakery.
1 year ago
this isn't hypnosis.

this has nothing to do with suggestion.
1 year ago
so who were you in a past life zekebro?
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&app=desktop
1 year ago
hold up
1 year ago
I ONCE HAD A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
OMG!!!!!!
1 year ago
Amazing.......
1 year ago
Every time I see red comments appearing i want to refresh
1 year ago
I'm glad i tried it.....
1 year ago
Refresh THIS!!!!!
1 year ago
i had two "dreams" as it were, when I did past life regression.


In the first I was looking out down a hill, saw a church and boats.

I had the feeling I was in Ireland. I had children behind me, and I was poor. My children weren't that poor compared to the time, but i wanted more for them.
1 year ago
The second "dream" was me pacing up and down a beach.

I was in America, and I was pacing waiting for people to come off the boats.

That one didn't last long
1 year ago
So you think you're an Irish immigrant in a past life then?
1 year ago
*Kurupt's great grandpappy
1 year ago
In the first one (I cut it short cuz of new comments)

I was looking down a hill at a church, a wooden church which isn't really that usual in ireland.

and i was looking out on boats. And i felt like i was lost.
1 year ago
have you ever been to Ireland zeke? Or have some connection there?
1 year ago
I think I was in Ireland in my first life and couldn't provide.

Then I was pacing the shores of America, waiting for my loved ones to come off the boat.

I think they were different lives.
1 year ago
how come nobody regresses to anyone having a shit, or feeling like needing a shit
1 year ago
pissing up a tree, or vomiting from drinking too much mead
1 year ago
I have never been to Ireland. If I follow my father's ancestry it dates back to a guy in Ireland, but he's in the mainland.

I remember what's indicative of the west coast.
1 year ago
I don't know. My past life regression suggests I was a father in Ireland, unable to fully provide for his family (sign of the times)

And that in another day I was pacing the american shores.

1 year ago
it would be very cool if it was real, but I think it's wishful thinking :/
1 year ago
I can't promise you anything. I can't say for sure, I can only encourage you to try.
1 year ago
try it.
1 year ago
And look at why the Buddha became the Buddha

The fact is that he remembered his former incarnations and went to tell people that it doesn't fucking matter.

People didn't understand him.
1 year ago
I mean, you can think I'm a drunken dumbfuck but whatever.

I'm just saying try it for yourself.
1 year ago
It's fine if you don't believe me. Tbh I'm drinking a bunch of guinness and farting some god awful farts.

You're welcome to think what you want.
1 year ago
I read this instead:

http://skepdic.com/bridey.html
1 year ago
But the fact of the matter is that Siddhartha Gautama sat beneath the bodhi tree and meditated. His realization is that he had lived thousands of former incarnations so he was overjoyed, and said that no one needs to be unhappy, for it's all just a cycle.

People didn't understand what he was saying, so it turned into "what's the sound of one hand clapping?"
1 year ago
If you sit, and try, you will see.
1 year ago
It's not that I don't believe you had these experiences, or that you are any less of a person for believing in re-incarnation. It's just that I think you aren't thinking very critically about it.
1 year ago
It's not that I care what you think about me, or think about what I'm trying to say.......it's that you haven't tried it.
1 year ago
TotallyNotSeagullAlt isn't Seagull
My bet is Bono
You're all faggots
1 year ago
problem is zeke, even if I have a regression, I will not believe it is proof of a former life. For me, it would just be a nice dream, and nothing more.
1 year ago
I mean, I know it defies science, but if you look up past lives on youtube you'll get hundreds of cases.
1 year ago
So it's just a dream?
1 year ago
ok loslobos. Thanks.
1 year ago
I'm just saying if you try it you'll get some shit you never expected.
1 year ago
yeah, I would just consider it a dream
1 year ago
try some past life regression and tell me it's just a dream.
1 year ago
I mean, you're welcome to think what you want.

But try it.
1 year ago
(I actually meant thank you loslobos)
1 year ago
Just like you meant getting sober and medicated I'm sure
1 year ago
Oh I'm gonna get sober. I'm not gonna get medicated.

Fuck that.
1 year ago
Your dreams are just nonsense, referring to YouTube is not a source of scientific facts. If there's such a thing as past lives you might as well been an earthworm
1 year ago
But I did mean thank you.
1 year ago
You've been saying that for ten (?) years dude
Best of luck
1 year ago
Anywho, I was watching this awesome documentary on the Smithsonian channel.......now I'm watching some third rate docu about seaweed or some shit.
1 year ago
loslobos, on a scale of 1-10, how much of a feminist are you?
1 year ago
Yeah cuz we've known each other for ten years..........
1 year ago
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a lame troll are you?
1 year ago
Whoosh Zeke
1 year ago
10?

Now you
1 year ago
Shut up, I'm talking to Zeke
1 year ago
I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH TV
1 year ago
well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
1 year ago
No but mako it's legit, try it.
1 year ago
sorry dude, I'm a hardcore sceptic. I have to try hard not to believe things like that, which are really nice to believe in.

I've fooled myself into things like that before, and to be honest, it's what's made me into a hard-boiled sceptic.
1 year ago
plus I've been having really vivid dreams lately that were crazy realistic. I can easily see how having an expectation of a past life would convince me that they were real memories. But lets be honest, there's no way to prove that they are true, really. It's just a powerful experience and that's not proof of anything supernatural like reincarnation.
1 year ago
I understand. I was raised in the church and I turned away from it.

I had very little religion or spiritual belief until I learned about Buddhism.

Even still, I didn't put it together. I *think* that if you try past life regression, you will have a new realization.

I can't tell you what it is, i can only tell you you should try it
1 year ago
if it brings you some happiness mate, then go for it.
1 year ago
I'm fine. I'm just telling you to try it.

I mean, I can say it doesn't matter to me but it does.

I think you should at least try it.
1 year ago
Doesn't matter to me though.
1 year ago
I would, but I've got enough problems in this life to worry about lel
1 year ago
@ LL way up there: bono is a good thought
so is dog
so is sprinks
so is bird

obsession vs narcissism vs sadtrolling vs anything for funfun

Judges?
1 year ago
well i can guarantee im not notaseagull alt...i have no qualms about wishing boozeeks liver explodes as my normal persona
1 year ago
guaranteed it's one of those four though

1 year ago
Cross bird of the list, he didn't come out to write a long rant about Logan or Wolverine Origins earlier. Definitely not bird.

I give it a 70/30 chance of Bono/Turdles
1 year ago
bird is a clever girl though
1 year ago
Nice old school Zelda reference up there, btw....
1 year ago
ill say this..ive not seen too many folks 'round these parts who call fries, foofs as much as steve-0
1 year ago
How come no one ever makes a Barret parody alt? :(
No AspiringPaladin doesn't count.
1 year ago
AP subbed some pics w/signs...i think you are too loved sewer m8
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost reviews plans for operation Baltrret..... *
1 year ago
Barret, you make plenty of parody alts yourself, how can anyone do it batter?
1 year ago
It lacks the hatred.
1 year ago
Keep it up
1 year ago
not reading all that
1 year ago
skip the buddha stuff and its okay
1 year ago
No.. no it's a shithtread
1 year ago
Shit!
1 year ago
calm down and snort some surstromming ma'am
1 year ago
I'm not on my period right now but thanks for the advice
1 year ago
3 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
1 year ago
Othetway around..... squids is a sadistic mofo.....
1 year ago
Maybe that's why Lada left him.
1 year ago
testes
1 year ago
oh look, that's great!
1 year ago
no gay poss music, downvote
1 year ago
I'm not *that* drunk right now
1 year ago
But Barret.....I'm watching this documentary from the Smithsonian channel about how a meteor shower may have taken these Irish cavemen out of paganism and opened them up to the possibility of Christianity. It's interesting. I'm not saying it's right, but it's interesting.
1 year ago
I kind of hate you Zeke, but not really.


But kinda.
1 year ago
It's okay. I feel the same.
1 year ago
really? You don't wanna motorboat his navel?
1 year ago
Not really. Do you want him to suck your toes?
1 year ago
no, I wanna suck ladies toes though
1 year ago
that's not it
1 year ago
what is 'it'?
1 year ago
What is it that gets your rocks off?
1 year ago
feet. But apparently, I'm a 'Daddy' according to you
1 year ago
I'm trying to watch this Irish documentary right now. The music and the scenery is good, but the interviews are fucking unintelligible.
1 year ago
Oh I had moved on. Whatever floats your boat guy
1 year ago
well done to the morons for making this top of most discussed
1 year ago
^ helping
1 year ago
This is offensive to Irish Native Americans
1 year ago
Hi, what are you all doing?
1 year ago
being painfully sober :/
1 year ago
You better do something about that.
1 year ago
I'm being drunk and trying to convince makodragon that Siddhartha Gautama was right when he said that we have had thousands of incarnations and that we shouldn't really care because this too shall pass.

How are you toolman?
1 year ago
Also, everyone hates me because years ago I thought that if females are insulting guys i should start throwing out names too.

That's where it all started.
1 year ago
Toolman..... we need a video of that new riffle in action!!!!!!
1 year ago
nobody hates you zeke, don't be fucking stupid.
1 year ago
Anywho, nice seeing you toolman. You're a stand-up guy
1 year ago
I feel another survey coming on........
1 year ago
oh mako, a lot of people hate me.

don't kid yourself and get associated with me.
1 year ago
nixon did you watch the dragons tail documentary?
1 year ago
IT'S A GOOD FUCKING FILM
1 year ago
dude, don't be silly.

Anyways, I don't care what people think about who I am associated with. Not that it's relevant here.
1 year ago
yeah, well, a lot of people hate me.
1 year ago
I don't want to put that on you.
1 year ago
Doesn't matter anyway. Try past life regression hypnosis

I'm telling you
1 year ago
you're just being silly mate. Nobody really cares. You're just thinking about what other people think too much.
1 year ago
haha, no.
1 year ago
meh, I don't really care if people hate me. I never did anyone else any harm.
1 year ago
Only when you're drunk Mr. Hitler
1 year ago
I only have one guinness left.

And I love you both
1 year ago
what on earth did I do to deserve being referred to as Mr. Hitler?
1 year ago
that's me.
1 year ago
You know how I miss pronounce names
1 year ago
how's the old woman toolman?
1 year ago
miss pronounce sounds like a cheesy sesame street hiphop character
1 year ago
I've been calling zeke that my entire mucho career
1 year ago
toolman thinks my name sounds german, so he calls me hitler.....
1 year ago
She's doing same ole same ole
1 year ago
She's kickin?
1 year ago
that's good.
1 year ago
just my ass
1 year ago
Still doing the range thing?
1 year ago
You're a stand-up man toolie.
1 year ago
Just a man zeke
1 year ago
No not so much anymore, I've been working shit jobs.
1 year ago
So where you living then?
1 year ago
Trailer. Though I'm happy with it.

Things are gonna change come spring,
1 year ago
New job?
1 year ago
I either gotta make money or fuck off and live like moses
1 year ago
How did Moses live?
1 year ago
or just wander into the woods and off myself...

there are always options.
1 year ago
moses just wandered in the desert, having nothing.
1 year ago
You should just go live with Tom Brady.
1 year ago
I don't think he'd take me in.
1 year ago
But whatever I'm good for now.
1 year ago
Don't off yourself in the woods, you'll just wind up becoming a fox turd.
1 year ago
I just don't rule out
1 year ago
Show a little leg for Brady.......
1 year ago
Well don't tell him you're moving in, his house is so big you could live on the other end and he wouldn't even know you're there.
1 year ago
well, tbh, fox turd is better than in a box that just ends up collapsing on you
1 year ago
I'd rather die alone in the woods than alone in a box.
1 year ago
You need more Guinness.
1 year ago
I only have one left.

But I'm okay.
1 year ago
Not if you want to die in the woods and become a fox turd you're not.
1 year ago
i tried to tell this guy about past life regression, but that didn't pan out.
1 year ago
look it up on youtube.
1 year ago
Never live in the Past sir, live for today.
1 year ago
And I'd rather not die in the woods, but, well, whatever.
1 year ago
Toolman knows allabout being in other people's 3s houses undetected.......
1 year ago
He's a pro at it.....
1 year ago
I think it's important to live in your past.
1 year ago
The reality is that you're a good guy toolman.

I'm not such a good guy.

Maybe we will meet again.
1 year ago
i'm really drunk
1 year ago
she's prolly lying
1 year ago
Zeke, I just got paid today. A full 80 hour two week check. I just got done paying my bills and I'm left with $105.17 for the next two week to live on and I haven't even gone grocery shopping and I'm doing fine here all alone taking care of my wife so quit feeling so sorry for yourself and just live for the day.
1 year ago
You can't change the past but you can make tomorrow.
1 year ago
and I want to know who promised you a fantastic life?
1 year ago
Goodnight Mr. Hitler
1 year ago
oh i'm back.

when you're left with nothing after putting in a full day's work, you gotta question yourself. Not yourself, cuz there's nothing wrong with you. There's something wrong with the system. So, if it gets to the point that you're just digging yourself a deeper hole, why?

Why continue? It's a sad realization, and germans can fucking blow me.
1 year ago
I'm fortunate in the fact that I don't have any family.

You're a stand-up man, toolie.

1 year ago
Life is what you make of it zeke
1 year ago
I agree. It's entirely what you make of it.

There are always options though.
1 year ago
How is Barret?
1 year ago
Is that mystery booze treatin you well?
1 year ago
The good news is, it may keep Squidley busy for days, trying to read all this.
Then it will inspire him to sub 50 other selfies wearing a hat.
1 year ago
Lada joined the Jehovah Witness religion. JW's drink but I want no part of that cult. I'm not religious in general but I particularly avoid cults. The JW's preach that its fine for a new convert to divorce their spouse. Never mind that doing that separates the family as in your children have to decide who they want to stay with. My children are grown and they told my ex-wife that while she is still their mother that they would continue to visit me as they loved me as do my grandchildren. Last I heard she had shunned both of our daughters and when they call her she hangs up on them.
1 year ago
Sue the cult for defamation.
1 year ago
keep this shit on Facebook next time you stupid old cunt
1 year ago
my fave JW story is that when my wife died, two of her three JW aunts refused to attend the funeral...the one that did attend got "shunned" by the other two for exactly five years as punishment
1 year ago
recover password
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