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Attempted Bank Robbery

ends with possibly fatal shooting of would be thief.

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by makodragon

submitted March 16th 2017

53 comments
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9OLZKSC5k
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEabGpRPkI
1 month ago
bank robbery should really be classed the same as shoplifting,,, in such that that its not actually theft until you walk out of the place with said goods.
1 month ago
Right, because you have money stores in England with pounds displayed in the freezer section.
1 month ago
doesn't make any difference... its not stolen until you walk out with it. if I hold up a bank and walk around the bank with the cash and then give it back wheres the harm done in that
1 month ago
It doesn't belong in your hands. It belongs to the bank.
1 month ago
because you threatened people with a deadly weapon? Which is what this dude did.
1 month ago
And you qustion people on why you are retarded.
1 month ago
It's even illegal to walk in and ask for all the money, weapon or no.
1 month ago
In fries world walking into a bank with a gun, tramutising people waddleing around the money with stacks of money in his hands. Give it back, say sorry about that and walk away scott free. What a fucking moron.
1 month ago
no but what would I be charged with then ?
1 month ago
I'm sure multiple charges would be filed.
1 month ago
and robbery wouldn't be one of them now would it
1 month ago
plus I don't have a firearm
1 month ago
Well fries, there's only one way to find out.
1 month ago
no... im a law abiding citizen. im just trying to be empathetic towards bank robbers
1 month ago
what kind of moron would demand money just to walk around with it then give it back? Who in their right mind would sit there waiting for you to return the money because "he might not want to steal it, really."
1 month ago
you could apply that logic to any robbery. Like a mugging. Does it only become a muggin when the thief spend the money on drugs, thereby confirming that he isn't going to give it back?
1 month ago
I nkow, that's the type of mind were dealing with here. I'n most countries a hit squad would be sent out to put two bullets in your face.
1 month ago
I'm going up to the chippie to order fifties worth of food, i'm going to get it, hoveraround the entrance unil it's nice and cold, and then hand it back.
1 month ago
I don't know the full legal stance on muggings... maybe if we had some laywers on the site then they might be able to clear up the whole litigation means
1 month ago
lawyers
1 month ago
I meant I couldn't give a fuck... I don't commit crimes apart from some speeding and parking offences
1 month ago
Hire a lawyer ya cunt. I'm sure have have money left over from feeding your relatives, which we all know really is just your mother giving you money every week for remembering to feed cuddle cat.
1 month ago
That cat absolutely despises him
1 month ago
Who could blame it.
1 month ago
what ? I posted a video that proves cuddle cat loves me
1 month ago
Fries i think you should weigh up the pro and cons of trying to pull an armed robbery, the pros are if you get caught are (a) A cellmate would be forced to listen to you for 20 hours a day (b) if you get a weak inmate you could be having all the faggot sex you desire, (c) We wouldn't have to listen to the absolute horseshit you spout. The cons are cuddle cat would probably starve to death, because you have no family or friends to give it too. And that's about it, the pros outweigh the cons, i say go for it.
1 month ago
The winner of the best KURUPT comment award....
1 month ago
I didnt want to read it it was too long but if barrett approved it , then i will give it a shot , and it was a decent comment , and kurupt is right
1 month ago
I didn't get to finish my sentence, was gonna say the winner was Jones. That cat comment was hilarious.
1 month ago
Hilarious but inaccurate
1 month ago
Detestle Cat.
1 month ago
British-please: it is a federal offense to pull a gun in a bank. Credit unions are fair game though...
1 month ago
i often think of this guy when fries speaks

http://i.imgur.com/yCEYtLV.jpg
1 month ago
I've carried a gun into the bank lots of times..... no problem
1 month ago
Thanks open carry laws!!!!!
1 month ago
Hanging a cardboard sign on your shed that says 'bank' doesn't count, cowboy.
1 month ago
Yea, but you didn't pull said gun. Big diff.
1 month ago
This is fucking great.
1 month ago
Are you related to SuperNigger?
1 month ago
nope.
1 month ago
I have a carboard sign that says "saloon" as well if anyone wants to come over for drinks.....
1 month ago
"drinks".
1 month ago
What do you mean you don't have a firearm???
1 month ago
Gunfights aren't as sexy in real life :(
1 month ago
http://i.imgur.com/EbVf8a9.jpg
1 month ago
Hahaha
1 month ago
Big mistake trying to rob a bank when Hitman: Agent 47 is on guard duty.
1 month ago
not to mention... he was just standin' around talkin' as well.
1 month ago
*thinkin'
1 month ago
That's how I plan to retire.
1 month ago
*die
1 month ago
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