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Attempted Bank Robbery

ends with possibly fatal shooting of would be thief.

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by makodragon

submitted March 16th 2017

53 comments
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9OLZKSC5k
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEabGpRPkI
2 weeks ago
bank robbery should really be classed the same as shoplifting,,, in such that that its not actually theft until you walk out of the place with said goods.
2 weeks ago
Right, because you have money stores in England with pounds displayed in the freezer section.
2 weeks ago
doesn't make any difference... its not stolen until you walk out with it. if I hold up a bank and walk around the bank with the cash and then give it back wheres the harm done in that
2 weeks ago
It doesn't belong in your hands. It belongs to the bank.
2 weeks ago
because you threatened people with a deadly weapon? Which is what this dude did.
2 weeks ago
And you qustion people on why you are retarded.
2 weeks ago
It's even illegal to walk in and ask for all the money, weapon or no.
2 weeks ago
In fries world walking into a bank with a gun, tramutising people waddleing around the money with stacks of money in his hands. Give it back, say sorry about that and walk away scott free. What a fucking moron.
2 weeks ago
no but what would I be charged with then ?
2 weeks ago
I'm sure multiple charges would be filed.
2 weeks ago
and robbery wouldn't be one of them now would it
2 weeks ago
plus I don't have a firearm
2 weeks ago
Well fries, there's only one way to find out.
2 weeks ago
no... im a law abiding citizen. im just trying to be empathetic towards bank robbers
2 weeks ago
what kind of moron would demand money just to walk around with it then give it back? Who in their right mind would sit there waiting for you to return the money because "he might not want to steal it, really."
2 weeks ago
you could apply that logic to any robbery. Like a mugging. Does it only become a muggin when the thief spend the money on drugs, thereby confirming that he isn't going to give it back?
2 weeks ago
I nkow, that's the type of mind were dealing with here. I'n most countries a hit squad would be sent out to put two bullets in your face.
2 weeks ago
I'm going up to the chippie to order fifties worth of food, i'm going to get it, hoveraround the entrance unil it's nice and cold, and then hand it back.
2 weeks ago
I don't know the full legal stance on muggings... maybe if we had some laywers on the site then they might be able to clear up the whole litigation means
2 weeks ago
lawyers
2 weeks ago
I meant I couldn't give a fuck... I don't commit crimes apart from some speeding and parking offences
2 weeks ago
Hire a lawyer ya cunt. I'm sure have have money left over from feeding your relatives, which we all know really is just your mother giving you money every week for remembering to feed cuddle cat.
2 weeks ago
That cat absolutely despises him
2 weeks ago
Who could blame it.
2 weeks ago
what ? I posted a video that proves cuddle cat loves me
2 weeks ago
Fries i think you should weigh up the pro and cons of trying to pull an armed robbery, the pros are if you get caught are (a) A cellmate would be forced to listen to you for 20 hours a day (b) if you get a weak inmate you could be having all the faggot sex you desire, (c) We wouldn't have to listen to the absolute horseshit you spout. The cons are cuddle cat would probably starve to death, because you have no family or friends to give it too. And that's about it, the pros outweigh the cons, i say go for it.
2 weeks ago
The winner of the best KURUPT comment award....
2 weeks ago
I didnt want to read it it was too long but if barrett approved it , then i will give it a shot , and it was a decent comment , and kurupt is right
2 weeks ago
I didn't get to finish my sentence, was gonna say the winner was Jones. That cat comment was hilarious.
2 weeks ago
Hilarious but inaccurate
2 weeks ago
Detestle Cat.
2 weeks ago
British-please: it is a federal offense to pull a gun in a bank. Credit unions are fair game though...
2 weeks ago
i often think of this guy when fries speaks

http://i.imgur.com/yCEYtLV.jpg
2 weeks ago
I've carried a gun into the bank lots of times..... no problem
2 weeks ago
Thanks open carry laws!!!!!
2 weeks ago
Hanging a cardboard sign on your shed that says 'bank' doesn't count, cowboy.
2 weeks ago
Yea, but you didn't pull said gun. Big diff.
2 weeks ago
This is fucking great.
2 weeks ago
Are you related to SuperNigger?
2 weeks ago
nope.
2 weeks ago
I have a carboard sign that says "saloon" as well if anyone wants to come over for drinks.....
2 weeks ago
"drinks".
2 weeks ago
What do you mean you don't have a firearm???
1 week ago
Gunfights aren't as sexy in real life :(
2 weeks ago
http://i.imgur.com/EbVf8a9.jpg
2 weeks ago
Hahaha
2 weeks ago
Big mistake trying to rob a bank when Hitman: Agent 47 is on guard duty.
2 weeks ago
not to mention... he was just standin' around talkin' as well.
2 weeks ago
*thinkin'
2 weeks ago
That's how I plan to retire.
1 week ago
*die
1 week ago
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