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what happened to me last month

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by Sealbasher

submitted February 5th 2017

189 comments
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You got anal raped by a mountain lion and loved it?
3 weeks ago
I stared him down
3 weeks ago
And it was love at first sight.
3 weeks ago
I've seen a couple mountain lions here in Minnesota. Most people really shrug it off they rarely attack people.
3 weeks ago
yeah right - pumas in St Paul?
3 weeks ago
Nah, he's in Ukraine
3 weeks ago
Look it up douche nozzles.
3 weeks ago
hi Fap!
Hows it hanging Fap?
would you be my friend?
3 weeks ago
The exist in Minnesota. They've also been seen as far east as Connecticut and as far north as Quebec.
3 weeks ago
Who's fap has poss been hitting the pipe again?
3 weeks ago
USERS ONLINE ya dummy
3 weeks ago
Must be SumWhiteChicks father in law
3 weeks ago
Dude's only commented once in the 9 years he's been inactive and all it was was "nice" good luck poss
3 weeks ago
we can rebuild him
3 weeks ago
We have the technology?
3 weeks ago
You don't have the fapnology!!!!!
3 weeks ago
He won't cum faster.... or harder than he did before.....
3 weeks ago
Fries has the FAPSnology, will that work?
3 weeks ago
How does it convert from the queen's english to regular english?
3 weeks ago
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAPNOLOGY!
3 weeks ago
Fapnolougy?
* Sinaitis shrugs *
3 weeks ago
Fapnology in the UK would be Fapnolougy
3 weeks ago
Refresh fail
3 weeks ago
I am in Chicago faggots
2 weeks ago
Fuck off Oprah.
2 weeks ago
Oprah.... Uma.......
Uma...... Oprah.......
2 weeks ago
I think the Chicago claim is just a feint
2 weeks ago
It's still probably a fat black woman though.
2 weeks ago
We have black people coming to mucho ?
2 weeks ago
You turned into a bike-riding homo?
3 weeks ago
He just wears the helmet because his mother says it looks cool.. and the doctors recommend it
3 weeks ago
I think he's also into furries.
3 weeks ago
Don't eat my kayak....... I'll bear spray you...... how will i get home..... please...... dont eat my kayak.......
3 weeks ago
canoe
3 weeks ago
so, i just have to say this - MS has been pretty fun the last week or so..thanks yak
3 weeks ago
youre welcome.....
3 weeks ago
i fucking knew it
2 weeks ago
* possum alex jones the fuck out of MS *
2 weeks ago
cuddle cat
3 weeks ago
No wonder women reject you.
2 weeks ago
women love cats : Fact
2 weeks ago
Fuck cats
2 weeks ago
Exactly
2 weeks ago
So this is after it ate your two "girlfriends"?
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost posts previous pictures to social media *
3 weeks ago
*boyfriends
3 weeks ago
That's an autodownvote
3 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up , you're a downvote
3 weeks ago
The 17% of your blury face that we've seen is a downbote
3 weeks ago
it feels nice , ive punkyblocked nixon, all i see is a blank space now , lifes good :)
3 weeks ago
You may block our comments, but you'll never block our 9ers!
3 weeks ago
Are you saying Ll blocks you jones? Or just cryax?
3 weeks ago
I wish
3 weeks ago
I feel like she only blocks punky and cryax, maybe whunu.
* Sinaitis shrugs *
3 weeks ago
It's like she doesn't really care, she only pretends.
3 weeks ago
* loslobos blocks Sinaitis *
3 weeks ago
Shut your fucking ass up bitch
3 weeks ago
So Ll, when're you letting steven out of your strapon dungeon?
3 weeks ago
You didn't hear? He's... dead
3 weeks ago
Deadly handsome that is
3 weeks ago
He's deadly handsome when you're shoving a 14incher up him...
3 weeks ago
Someone learned to talk like a big boy
3 weeks ago
It's funny when everyone resorts to saying something like that whenever I say anything at all.
3 weeks ago
Maybe because you're not ready to leave the kiddie table?
3 weeks ago
I dunno about you, but the kiddie table is pretty awesome.
3 weeks ago
You can beat people with the kiddie table. You can't do that with a full table.
3 weeks ago
Downside is you have to share it with cryax
3 weeks ago
And Punky
3 weeks ago
And Box
3 weeks ago
And Zeke
3 weeks ago
cryax doesn't sit at the table, he sits in the stables with the donkeys
3 weeks ago
Right, forgot he's not allowed inside the house
3 weeks ago
Punky and box and zeke at least keep up a conversation. And at least 2/3 are already drugged up. It's more like a party table than a kiddie table
3 weeks ago
GET TITS!!!
3 weeks ago
^lol
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost blocks everyone *
3 weeks ago
What's up bitch nixon ? Oh wait it don't even matter , all i will see is a blank box
3 weeks ago
^lol I just read that
3 weeks ago
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Shut the fuck up bitch
2 weeks ago
Are you sad that I blocked you bitch ?
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2 weeks ago
What the fuck are you playing at, nix.
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2 weeks ago
Good, are you finished your little breakdown or whatever that was? Did any of the PS4's arrive yet.
2 weeks ago
He's butthurt that I blocked him , it's his way of lashing out
2 weeks ago
Why would he be butthurt, if anything i'd say he's happy that you won't be responding to what he says.
2 weeks ago
No he's butthurt cause he knows he can't talk his shit to me . And that's what brings him to mucho everyday , now he has no purpose here . So hence he's melting down
2 weeks ago
Haha You are fucking delusional. Nix gets on with the majority of muchoer, i doubt he's going to give a fuck, all you do is lurk until ll leaves a comment and then you spring up like some spic pervert.
2 weeks ago
Hey Nix, i see you out there. I asked you a fucking question about the ps4's, don't let cryass intimidate you into not commenting, or are you just bummed out because you supposedly have no purpose here.
2 weeks ago
His last login was 2 minutes ago . So my theory is pretty much validated . He is depressed
2 weeks ago
He's probably busy working on a cryass block that we can all use.
2 weeks ago
I thought Trump was handling that for him
2 weeks ago
You fucks!!!!
2 weeks ago
I'll start on the PS4s next week..... wont have time until then
2 weeks ago
I asked if you got any of them yet, you fuck!!
2 weeks ago
One is here. The other in a few days
2 weeks ago
sorry..... im depressed
2 weeks ago
Because of the cryass thing is it nix. Don't worry bud, it's going to be ok, chin up. Pop the cover off the ps4 and see what game is in it. It will only take a minute.
2 weeks ago
That's the one im waiting on..... they stalled on shipping
2 weeks ago
And i could give a fuck about fatax..... if he is blocking me..... i have already won
2 weeks ago
Oh right, i should have known, you would have had the game out and up on ebay already. Always on the take!
2 weeks ago
Well then why were you logged in all that time he was here and not commenting, it's the longest you haven't commented for in a good while. It makes it look like cryass is pissing you off. His fucking head is swelled enough as it is. I think you should call to his house in the middle of the night, and stab him.
2 weeks ago
Dont worry.... I'll see if you want to buy it first
2 weeks ago
Prick
2 weeks ago
I was on my phone. I set it down to take care of big kid stuff
2 weeks ago
On the phone to who, Laquanda of Shadynasty.
2 weeks ago
I have something more sinister in mind for fatax
2 weeks ago
No.... muchoing on my phone.
2 weeks ago
Big kids are capable of going potty all by themselves
2 weeks ago
Oh, so no ordering crackwhores tonight. Man you must be depressed.
2 weeks ago
That's what i said!!!!
2 weeks ago
Settle down nix, you don't want to be depressed and get the shit kicked out of you.
2 weeks ago
yah dont zeke out, nix
2 weeks ago
I'm guessing nixon is back , i still see nothing but black boxes , but now you're chatting with him huh kurupt ?
2 weeks ago
*black
2 weeks ago
I told you earlier that Q$&A time was over cryass, you ask more questions than a down syndrome kid.
2 weeks ago
What you mean possum that he don't zeke out ?
2 weeks ago
Not only have i won he cant stop himself from sniffing my farts all up in my business
2 weeks ago
Ahhhhhh. It's great to be the winner
2 weeks ago
I'm just asking if he was back bitch .. seems like your talking to him
2 weeks ago
I'm tempted to just shit my pants for the lads and keep tje win streak on.
2 weeks ago
The best thing to do nix, is when he comes sniffing your farts, you just shit your pants for the lads. That will teach him.
2 weeks ago
He's like a wondering child lost at a mall now
2 weeks ago
* cryax throws Richard Simmons at nixon *
2 weeks ago
Haha, great minds think alike nix. Now on the count of three shit your pants for the lads 1. 2.
2 weeks ago
While he's lost his two dad's are fucking in some changing room at sears
2 weeks ago
I'm going to shit my pants For the lads too
2 weeks ago
Don't bother cryass. You are not one of the lads.
2 weeks ago
Hahahaha
2 weeks ago
Yes i am , im the lads lad
2 weeks ago
What an R tard
2 weeks ago
I wonder what nixon must be saying , awe this block is nice
2 weeks ago
We should change it up for tonight and shit on fatax...... for the lads
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost basks in the sweet glory of victory having bested fatax *
2 weeks ago
No chance, don't go tampering with my creation ya fucker.
2 weeks ago
I'm a winner.
2 weeks ago
* cryax shits on nixon for the lads . *
2 weeks ago
On of the lads means fellas that you get on with and have a laugh with, it not just cause you have a knob. That's why you will never be one of the lads cryass.
2 weeks ago
He's too fat
2 weeks ago
Fatax
2 weeks ago
Fuck this lad bullshit
2 weeks ago
Ahaha, Jelly that he's not one of the lads.
2 weeks ago
We win again!!!!
2 weeks ago
I could bet a billion dollars that nixon is talking about me
2 weeks ago
And fat...... don't forget he's a blob of disgusting shame and lard
2 weeks ago
You aint a lad either neither is faggot bitch nixon
2 weeks ago
Neither is that crippled piece of useless shit
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost grabs life vest to avoid drowning in fatax's tears *
2 weeks ago
You didn't even know what being one of the lads meant's up to a couple of mins ago, so don't be talking shit, you absolute retard.
2 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost waits for fatax to disable Nixonblock *
2 weeks ago
Hey Cryass...haven't you guys migrated back across the border for the season?
2 weeks ago
He's about to crack nix, i can feel it.
2 weeks ago
Migrated..... hahaha
2 weeks ago
Cracked by a cripple!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
A Crapple?
2 weeks ago
I think that's a run off.
2 weeks ago
Run off and he cant even see what i wrote
2 weeks ago
Pathetic
2 weeks ago
I'm getting a bit tired of winning all the time
2 weeks ago
That was fun, he went from being all cocky talking about you having no purpose here, to being torn done, punched around the place and forced into running off like a little bitch.
2 weeks ago
Well.... if he wasn't such a fat fuck he'd have more stamina
2 weeks ago
fun fun thread
2 weeks ago
Possum.... thanks for the denim
2 weeks ago
it vass both an honor and a sacrilege nix
2 weeks ago
Fucking hell it's 5.10 in the morning. Laters.
2 weeks ago
That's waking up time ya lazy cunt
2 weeks ago
Meh....

* NixonsGhost goes back to trolling fatax *
2 weeks ago
^Inbred echo chamber fuckfest
2 weeks ago
You handled it well..... I mean... it was a fuckin' mountain lion..... lol..... "I'm bigger than you." hahaha... I was like.. Yeah.. he don't give a fuck.
3 weeks ago
guys, why downvote? I was pretty hardcore
2 weeks ago
Your fake girlfriends made them do it
2 weeks ago
Piece of shit. Hope the story of the elderly/young human who gets killed by that animal you lacked the balls to kill haunts you.

May their rotten and mutilated corpses remind you how edgy is is to have a name like sealbasher.
2 weeks ago
Tldr
2 weeks ago
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