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what happened to me last month

fights

by Sealbasher

submitted February 5th 2017

189 comments
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You got anal raped by a mountain lion and loved it?
1 year ago
I stared him down
1 year ago
And it was love at first sight.
1 year ago
I've seen a couple mountain lions here in Minnesota. Most people really shrug it off they rarely attack people.
1 year ago
yeah right - pumas in St Paul?
1 year ago
Nah, he's in Ukraine
1 year ago
Look it up douche nozzles.
1 year ago
hi Fap!
Hows it hanging Fap?
would you be my friend?
1 year ago
The exist in Minnesota. They've also been seen as far east as Connecticut and as far north as Quebec.
1 year ago
Who's fap has poss been hitting the pipe again?
1 year ago
USERS ONLINE ya dummy
1 year ago
Must be SumWhiteChicks father in law
1 year ago
Dude's only commented once in the 9 years he's been inactive and all it was was "nice" good luck poss
1 year ago
we can rebuild him
1 year ago
We have the technology?
1 year ago
You don't have the fapnology!!!!!
1 year ago
He won't cum faster.... or harder than he did before.....
1 year ago
Fries has the FAPSnology, will that work?
1 year ago
How does it convert from the queen's english to regular english?
1 year ago
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAPNOLOGY!
1 year ago
Fapnolougy?
* Sinaitis shrugs *
1 year ago
Fapnology in the UK would be Fapnolougy
1 year ago
Refresh fail
1 year ago
I am in Chicago faggots
1 year ago
Fuck off Oprah.
1 year ago
Oprah.... Uma.......
Uma...... Oprah.......
1 year ago
I think the Chicago claim is just a feint
1 year ago
It's still probably a fat black woman though.
1 year ago
We have black people coming to mucho ?
1 year ago
You turned into a bike-riding homo?
1 year ago
He just wears the helmet because his mother says it looks cool.. and the doctors recommend it
1 year ago
I think he's also into furries.
1 year ago
Don't eat my kayak....... I'll bear spray you...... how will i get home..... please...... dont eat my kayak.......
1 year ago
canoe
1 year ago
so, i just have to say this - MS has been pretty fun the last week or so..thanks yak
1 year ago
youre welcome.....
1 year ago
i fucking knew it
1 year ago
* possum alex jones the fuck out of MS *
1 year ago
cuddle cat
1 year ago
No wonder women reject you.
1 year ago
women love cats : Fact
1 year ago
Fuck cats
1 year ago
Exactly
1 year ago
So this is after it ate your two "girlfriends"?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost posts previous pictures to social media *
1 year ago
*boyfriends
1 year ago
That's an autodownvote
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up , you're a downvote
1 year ago
The 17% of your blury face that we've seen is a downbote
1 year ago
it feels nice , ive punkyblocked nixon, all i see is a blank space now , lifes good :)
1 year ago
You may block our comments, but you'll never block our 9ers!
1 year ago
Are you saying Ll blocks you jones? Or just cryax?
1 year ago
I wish
1 year ago
I feel like she only blocks punky and cryax, maybe whunu.
* Sinaitis shrugs *
1 year ago
It's like she doesn't really care, she only pretends.
1 year ago
* loslobos blocks Sinaitis *
1 year ago
Shut your fucking ass up bitch
1 year ago
So Ll, when're you letting steven out of your strapon dungeon?
1 year ago
You didn't hear? He's... dead
1 year ago
Deadly handsome that is
1 year ago
He's deadly handsome when you're shoving a 14incher up him...
1 year ago
Someone learned to talk like a big boy
1 year ago
It's funny when everyone resorts to saying something like that whenever I say anything at all.
1 year ago
Maybe because you're not ready to leave the kiddie table?
1 year ago
I dunno about you, but the kiddie table is pretty awesome.
1 year ago
You can beat people with the kiddie table. You can't do that with a full table.
1 year ago
Downside is you have to share it with cryax
1 year ago
And Punky
1 year ago
And Box
1 year ago
And Zeke
1 year ago
cryax doesn't sit at the table, he sits in the stables with the donkeys
1 year ago
Right, forgot he's not allowed inside the house
1 year ago
Punky and box and zeke at least keep up a conversation. And at least 2/3 are already drugged up. It's more like a party table than a kiddie table
1 year ago
GET TITS!!!
1 year ago
^lol
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost blocks everyone *
1 year ago
What's up bitch nixon ? Oh wait it don't even matter , all i will see is a blank box
1 year ago
^lol I just read that
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Shut the fuck up bitch
1 year ago
Are you sad that I blocked you bitch ?
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1 year ago
What the fuck are you playing at, nix.
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1 year ago
Good, are you finished your little breakdown or whatever that was? Did any of the PS4's arrive yet.
1 year ago
He's butthurt that I blocked him , it's his way of lashing out
1 year ago
Why would he be butthurt, if anything i'd say he's happy that you won't be responding to what he says.
1 year ago
No he's butthurt cause he knows he can't talk his shit to me . And that's what brings him to mucho everyday , now he has no purpose here . So hence he's melting down
1 year ago
Haha You are fucking delusional. Nix gets on with the majority of muchoer, i doubt he's going to give a fuck, all you do is lurk until ll leaves a comment and then you spring up like some spic pervert.
1 year ago
Hey Nix, i see you out there. I asked you a fucking question about the ps4's, don't let cryass intimidate you into not commenting, or are you just bummed out because you supposedly have no purpose here.
1 year ago
His last login was 2 minutes ago . So my theory is pretty much validated . He is depressed
1 year ago
He's probably busy working on a cryass block that we can all use.
1 year ago
I thought Trump was handling that for him
1 year ago
You fucks!!!!
1 year ago
I'll start on the PS4s next week..... wont have time until then
1 year ago
I asked if you got any of them yet, you fuck!!
1 year ago
One is here. The other in a few days
1 year ago
sorry..... im depressed
1 year ago
Because of the cryass thing is it nix. Don't worry bud, it's going to be ok, chin up. Pop the cover off the ps4 and see what game is in it. It will only take a minute.
1 year ago
That's the one im waiting on..... they stalled on shipping
1 year ago
And i could give a fuck about fatax..... if he is blocking me..... i have already won
1 year ago
Oh right, i should have known, you would have had the game out and up on ebay already. Always on the take!
1 year ago
Well then why were you logged in all that time he was here and not commenting, it's the longest you haven't commented for in a good while. It makes it look like cryass is pissing you off. His fucking head is swelled enough as it is. I think you should call to his house in the middle of the night, and stab him.
1 year ago
Dont worry.... I'll see if you want to buy it first
1 year ago
Prick
1 year ago
I was on my phone. I set it down to take care of big kid stuff
1 year ago
On the phone to who, Laquanda of Shadynasty.
1 year ago
I have something more sinister in mind for fatax
1 year ago
No.... muchoing on my phone.
1 year ago
Big kids are capable of going potty all by themselves
1 year ago
Oh, so no ordering crackwhores tonight. Man you must be depressed.
1 year ago
That's what i said!!!!
1 year ago
Settle down nix, you don't want to be depressed and get the shit kicked out of you.
1 year ago
yah dont zeke out, nix
1 year ago
I'm guessing nixon is back , i still see nothing but black boxes , but now you're chatting with him huh kurupt ?
1 year ago
*black
1 year ago
I told you earlier that Q$&A time was over cryass, you ask more questions than a down syndrome kid.
1 year ago
What you mean possum that he don't zeke out ?
1 year ago
Not only have i won he cant stop himself from sniffing my farts all up in my business
1 year ago
Ahhhhhh. It's great to be the winner
1 year ago
I'm just asking if he was back bitch .. seems like your talking to him
1 year ago
I'm tempted to just shit my pants for the lads and keep tje win streak on.
1 year ago
The best thing to do nix, is when he comes sniffing your farts, you just shit your pants for the lads. That will teach him.
1 year ago
He's like a wondering child lost at a mall now
1 year ago
* cryax throws Richard Simmons at nixon *
1 year ago
Haha, great minds think alike nix. Now on the count of three shit your pants for the lads 1. 2.
1 year ago
While he's lost his two dad's are fucking in some changing room at sears
1 year ago
I'm going to shit my pants For the lads too
1 year ago
Don't bother cryass. You are not one of the lads.
1 year ago
Hahahaha
1 year ago
Yes i am , im the lads lad
1 year ago
What an R tard
1 year ago
I wonder what nixon must be saying , awe this block is nice
1 year ago
We should change it up for tonight and shit on fatax...... for the lads
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost basks in the sweet glory of victory having bested fatax *
1 year ago
No chance, don't go tampering with my creation ya fucker.
1 year ago
I'm a winner.
1 year ago
* cryax shits on nixon for the lads . *
1 year ago
On of the lads means fellas that you get on with and have a laugh with, it not just cause you have a knob. That's why you will never be one of the lads cryass.
1 year ago
He's too fat
1 year ago
Fatax
1 year ago
Fuck this lad bullshit
1 year ago
Ahaha, Jelly that he's not one of the lads.
1 year ago
We win again!!!!
1 year ago
I could bet a billion dollars that nixon is talking about me
1 year ago
And fat...... don't forget he's a blob of disgusting shame and lard
1 year ago
You aint a lad either neither is faggot bitch nixon
1 year ago
Neither is that crippled piece of useless shit
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost grabs life vest to avoid drowning in fatax's tears *
1 year ago
You didn't even know what being one of the lads meant's up to a couple of mins ago, so don't be talking shit, you absolute retard.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost waits for fatax to disable Nixonblock *
1 year ago
Hey Cryass...haven't you guys migrated back across the border for the season?
1 year ago
He's about to crack nix, i can feel it.
1 year ago
Migrated..... hahaha
1 year ago
Cracked by a cripple!!!!!!
1 year ago
A Crapple?
1 year ago
I think that's a run off.
1 year ago
Run off and he cant even see what i wrote
1 year ago
Pathetic
1 year ago
I'm getting a bit tired of winning all the time
1 year ago
That was fun, he went from being all cocky talking about you having no purpose here, to being torn done, punched around the place and forced into running off like a little bitch.
1 year ago
Well.... if he wasn't such a fat fuck he'd have more stamina
1 year ago
fun fun thread
1 year ago
Possum.... thanks for the denim
1 year ago
it vass both an honor and a sacrilege nix
1 year ago
Fucking hell it's 5.10 in the morning. Laters.
1 year ago
That's waking up time ya lazy cunt
1 year ago
Meh....

* NixonsGhost goes back to trolling fatax *
1 year ago
^Inbred echo chamber fuckfest
1 year ago
You handled it well..... I mean... it was a fuckin' mountain lion..... lol..... "I'm bigger than you." hahaha... I was like.. Yeah.. he don't give a fuck.
1 year ago
guys, why downvote? I was pretty hardcore
1 year ago
Your fake girlfriends made them do it
1 year ago
Piece of shit. Hope the story of the elderly/young human who gets killed by that animal you lacked the balls to kill haunts you.

May their rotten and mutilated corpses remind you how edgy is is to have a name like sealbasher.
1 year ago
Tldr
1 year ago
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