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what happened to me last month

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by Sealbasher

submitted February 5th 2017

189 comments
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You got anal raped by a mountain lion and loved it?
4 months ago
I stared him down
4 months ago
And it was love at first sight.
4 months ago
I've seen a couple mountain lions here in Minnesota. Most people really shrug it off they rarely attack people.
4 months ago
yeah right - pumas in St Paul?
4 months ago
Nah, he's in Ukraine
4 months ago
Look it up douche nozzles.
4 months ago
hi Fap!
Hows it hanging Fap?
would you be my friend?
4 months ago
The exist in Minnesota. They've also been seen as far east as Connecticut and as far north as Quebec.
4 months ago
Who's fap has poss been hitting the pipe again?
4 months ago
USERS ONLINE ya dummy
4 months ago
Must be SumWhiteChicks father in law
4 months ago
Dude's only commented once in the 9 years he's been inactive and all it was was "nice" good luck poss
4 months ago
we can rebuild him
4 months ago
We have the technology?
4 months ago
You don't have the fapnology!!!!!
4 months ago
He won't cum faster.... or harder than he did before.....
4 months ago
Fries has the FAPSnology, will that work?
4 months ago
How does it convert from the queen's english to regular english?
4 months ago
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAPNOLOGY!
4 months ago
Fapnolougy?
* Sinaitis shrugs *
4 months ago
Fapnology in the UK would be Fapnolougy
4 months ago
Refresh fail
4 months ago
I am in Chicago faggots
4 months ago
Fuck off Oprah.
4 months ago
Oprah.... Uma.......
Uma...... Oprah.......
4 months ago
I think the Chicago claim is just a feint
4 months ago
It's still probably a fat black woman though.
4 months ago
We have black people coming to mucho ?
4 months ago
You turned into a bike-riding homo?
4 months ago
He just wears the helmet because his mother says it looks cool.. and the doctors recommend it
4 months ago
I think he's also into furries.
4 months ago
Don't eat my kayak....... I'll bear spray you...... how will i get home..... please...... dont eat my kayak.......
4 months ago
canoe
4 months ago
so, i just have to say this - MS has been pretty fun the last week or so..thanks yak
4 months ago
youre welcome.....
4 months ago
i fucking knew it
4 months ago
* possum alex jones the fuck out of MS *
4 months ago
cuddle cat
4 months ago
No wonder women reject you.
4 months ago
women love cats : Fact
4 months ago
Fuck cats
4 months ago
Exactly
4 months ago
So this is after it ate your two "girlfriends"?
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost posts previous pictures to social media *
4 months ago
*boyfriends
4 months ago
That's an autodownvote
4 months ago
Shut the fuck up , you're a downvote
4 months ago
The 17% of your blury face that we've seen is a downbote
4 months ago
it feels nice , ive punkyblocked nixon, all i see is a blank space now , lifes good :)
4 months ago
You may block our comments, but you'll never block our 9ers!
4 months ago
Are you saying Ll blocks you jones? Or just cryax?
4 months ago
I wish
4 months ago
I feel like she only blocks punky and cryax, maybe whunu.
* Sinaitis shrugs *
4 months ago
It's like she doesn't really care, she only pretends.
4 months ago
* loslobos blocks Sinaitis *
4 months ago
Shut your fucking ass up bitch
4 months ago
So Ll, when're you letting steven out of your strapon dungeon?
4 months ago
You didn't hear? He's... dead
4 months ago
Deadly handsome that is
4 months ago
He's deadly handsome when you're shoving a 14incher up him...
4 months ago
Someone learned to talk like a big boy
4 months ago
It's funny when everyone resorts to saying something like that whenever I say anything at all.
4 months ago
Maybe because you're not ready to leave the kiddie table?
4 months ago
I dunno about you, but the kiddie table is pretty awesome.
4 months ago
You can beat people with the kiddie table. You can't do that with a full table.
4 months ago
Downside is you have to share it with cryax
4 months ago
And Punky
4 months ago
And Box
4 months ago
And Zeke
4 months ago
cryax doesn't sit at the table, he sits in the stables with the donkeys
4 months ago
Right, forgot he's not allowed inside the house
4 months ago
Punky and box and zeke at least keep up a conversation. And at least 2/3 are already drugged up. It's more like a party table than a kiddie table
4 months ago
GET TITS!!!
4 months ago
^lol
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost blocks everyone *
4 months ago
What's up bitch nixon ? Oh wait it don't even matter , all i will see is a blank box
4 months ago
^lol I just read that
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Shut the fuck up bitch
4 months ago
Are you sad that I blocked you bitch ?
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4 months ago
What the fuck are you playing at, nix.
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4 months ago
Good, are you finished your little breakdown or whatever that was? Did any of the PS4's arrive yet.
4 months ago
He's butthurt that I blocked him , it's his way of lashing out
4 months ago
Why would he be butthurt, if anything i'd say he's happy that you won't be responding to what he says.
4 months ago
No he's butthurt cause he knows he can't talk his shit to me . And that's what brings him to mucho everyday , now he has no purpose here . So hence he's melting down
4 months ago
Haha You are fucking delusional. Nix gets on with the majority of muchoer, i doubt he's going to give a fuck, all you do is lurk until ll leaves a comment and then you spring up like some spic pervert.
4 months ago
Hey Nix, i see you out there. I asked you a fucking question about the ps4's, don't let cryass intimidate you into not commenting, or are you just bummed out because you supposedly have no purpose here.
4 months ago
His last login was 2 minutes ago . So my theory is pretty much validated . He is depressed
4 months ago
He's probably busy working on a cryass block that we can all use.
4 months ago
I thought Trump was handling that for him
4 months ago
You fucks!!!!
4 months ago
I'll start on the PS4s next week..... wont have time until then
4 months ago
I asked if you got any of them yet, you fuck!!
4 months ago
One is here. The other in a few days
4 months ago
sorry..... im depressed
4 months ago
Because of the cryass thing is it nix. Don't worry bud, it's going to be ok, chin up. Pop the cover off the ps4 and see what game is in it. It will only take a minute.
4 months ago
That's the one im waiting on..... they stalled on shipping
4 months ago
And i could give a fuck about fatax..... if he is blocking me..... i have already won
4 months ago
Oh right, i should have known, you would have had the game out and up on ebay already. Always on the take!
4 months ago
Well then why were you logged in all that time he was here and not commenting, it's the longest you haven't commented for in a good while. It makes it look like cryass is pissing you off. His fucking head is swelled enough as it is. I think you should call to his house in the middle of the night, and stab him.
4 months ago
Dont worry.... I'll see if you want to buy it first
4 months ago
Prick
4 months ago
I was on my phone. I set it down to take care of big kid stuff
4 months ago
On the phone to who, Laquanda of Shadynasty.
4 months ago
I have something more sinister in mind for fatax
4 months ago
No.... muchoing on my phone.
4 months ago
Big kids are capable of going potty all by themselves
4 months ago
Oh, so no ordering crackwhores tonight. Man you must be depressed.
4 months ago
That's what i said!!!!
4 months ago
Settle down nix, you don't want to be depressed and get the shit kicked out of you.
4 months ago
yah dont zeke out, nix
4 months ago
I'm guessing nixon is back , i still see nothing but black boxes , but now you're chatting with him huh kurupt ?
4 months ago
*black
4 months ago
I told you earlier that Q$&A time was over cryass, you ask more questions than a down syndrome kid.
4 months ago
What you mean possum that he don't zeke out ?
4 months ago
Not only have i won he cant stop himself from sniffing my farts all up in my business
4 months ago
Ahhhhhh. It's great to be the winner
4 months ago
I'm just asking if he was back bitch .. seems like your talking to him
4 months ago
I'm tempted to just shit my pants for the lads and keep tje win streak on.
4 months ago
The best thing to do nix, is when he comes sniffing your farts, you just shit your pants for the lads. That will teach him.
4 months ago
He's like a wondering child lost at a mall now
4 months ago
* cryax throws Richard Simmons at nixon *
4 months ago
Haha, great minds think alike nix. Now on the count of three shit your pants for the lads 1. 2.
4 months ago
While he's lost his two dad's are fucking in some changing room at sears
4 months ago
I'm going to shit my pants For the lads too
4 months ago
Don't bother cryass. You are not one of the lads.
4 months ago
Hahahaha
4 months ago
Yes i am , im the lads lad
4 months ago
What an R tard
4 months ago
I wonder what nixon must be saying , awe this block is nice
4 months ago
We should change it up for tonight and shit on fatax...... for the lads
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost basks in the sweet glory of victory having bested fatax *
4 months ago
No chance, don't go tampering with my creation ya fucker.
4 months ago
I'm a winner.
4 months ago
* cryax shits on nixon for the lads . *
4 months ago
On of the lads means fellas that you get on with and have a laugh with, it not just cause you have a knob. That's why you will never be one of the lads cryass.
4 months ago
He's too fat
4 months ago
Fatax
4 months ago
Fuck this lad bullshit
4 months ago
Ahaha, Jelly that he's not one of the lads.
4 months ago
We win again!!!!
4 months ago
I could bet a billion dollars that nixon is talking about me
4 months ago
And fat...... don't forget he's a blob of disgusting shame and lard
4 months ago
You aint a lad either neither is faggot bitch nixon
4 months ago
Neither is that crippled piece of useless shit
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost grabs life vest to avoid drowning in fatax's tears *
4 months ago
You didn't even know what being one of the lads meant's up to a couple of mins ago, so don't be talking shit, you absolute retard.
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost waits for fatax to disable Nixonblock *
4 months ago
Hey Cryass...haven't you guys migrated back across the border for the season?
4 months ago
He's about to crack nix, i can feel it.
4 months ago
Migrated..... hahaha
4 months ago
Cracked by a cripple!!!!!!
4 months ago
A Crapple?
4 months ago
I think that's a run off.
4 months ago
Run off and he cant even see what i wrote
4 months ago
Pathetic
4 months ago
I'm getting a bit tired of winning all the time
4 months ago
That was fun, he went from being all cocky talking about you having no purpose here, to being torn done, punched around the place and forced into running off like a little bitch.
4 months ago
Well.... if he wasn't such a fat fuck he'd have more stamina
4 months ago
fun fun thread
4 months ago
Possum.... thanks for the denim
4 months ago
it vass both an honor and a sacrilege nix
4 months ago
Fucking hell it's 5.10 in the morning. Laters.
4 months ago
That's waking up time ya lazy cunt
4 months ago
Meh....

* NixonsGhost goes back to trolling fatax *
4 months ago
^Inbred echo chamber fuckfest
4 months ago
You handled it well..... I mean... it was a fuckin' mountain lion..... lol..... "I'm bigger than you." hahaha... I was like.. Yeah.. he don't give a fuck.
4 months ago
guys, why downvote? I was pretty hardcore
4 months ago
Your fake girlfriends made them do it
4 months ago
Piece of shit. Hope the story of the elderly/young human who gets killed by that animal you lacked the balls to kill haunts you.

May their rotten and mutilated corpses remind you how edgy is is to have a name like sealbasher.
4 months ago
Tldr
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