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The night i played the world champion of darts.

No punky i'm not showing my fucking face.

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by KURUPT

submitted January 30th 2017

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The night i played the world champion of darts.
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a sign pasted on a photograph? fuck off.
1 year ago
Yeah, i took home a picture of somebody else and framed it. It's a photo of the original picture with my face covered. And who gives a fuck what you think anyway, ya casual faggot.
1 year ago
'totes realzies guys!'
1 year ago
100% real, Whats so hard to believe about that, he did four exhibitions in Ireland two weeks ago. I haven't lied here about anything else, so why would i lie about this.
1 year ago
'why would i lie about this.' is what someone telling a lie would say.
1 year ago
man up and sub your face already you spineless coward.
1 year ago
Who the fuck are you to be telling me what to do, you be a man and stop being an alting little pussy.
1 year ago
says the coward who's afraid to show his face
1 year ago
So now it is me in the pic, make up your fucking mind, ya babbling faggot.
1 year ago
maybe it is maybe it isn't. grow a pair and end the debate once and for all
1 year ago
An alt telling me to man up.
1 year ago
cryax stepped up and showed his face. what's your excuse aside from lacking a spine?
1 year ago
nixonsghost finally sacked up and subbed a pic. even that sack of shit whunu subbed a face pic knowing how ugly he was. whunu has more courage than you do.
1 year ago
This alt has a point
1 year ago
All this talk from somebody pretending to be another muchoer. Where your face pic, ya twat.
1 year ago
i'm not the one casually claiming to be tossing darts with a world champion in some shitty irish pub by subbing a pic with his supposed face hidden away like some muslim female hiding under a scarf
1 year ago
Some shitty Irish pub, it was done in the function room of a hotel, and i had to raise sponsorship money to play him. He got photos done with everybody that wanted them for 20 each, thats one of the pictures. He played 20 people on the night and i got whooped. Simple as that.
1 year ago
when i see people crying that other people should sub their faces all i see is "waaaaaaaaaaa,i subbed my face so you have to too"
bunch of facebook faggots
1 year ago
until very recently i never saw nixon...didnt mean he wasnt still a crook
never seen claude..dont care if i ever do
not mako either
nor vomit..not toaster..wanko
1 year ago
all I'm hearing is 'pusssyyyyy'
1 year ago
Everyone show your faces!!!!!!!
1 year ago
*Poops
1 year ago
what the fuck is this bullshit ?
1 year ago
it's a spineless coward and a champion
1 year ago
What a fucking pussy , just show that mug for how much you talk shit fucking coward
1 year ago
how about you show your shitstain mug too , mexifaggot
1 year ago
As real as Seagull leaving MS.
1 year ago
Fair enough, even you think i'm lying. I wouldn't bother going to effort of subbing it if it wasn't real. All you fucks just doubt people here too much. Even when Elo posted her signed tits, and then her face people here were still saying shopped, fake ect. So i couldn't really give a fuck. And to the people that trust my word, it is 100% me in the picture. I'm just not showing my face on one of the most depraved sites on the net, in case someone i know ever stumbles across it, and thinks i'm a right fucking maniac.
1 year ago
'honest, guys. totes realsies!'
1 year ago
*figure out
1 year ago
This is too funny to not up vote
1 year ago
Even if no spoon
1 year ago
what....
1 year ago
those are some tight curls you got there, kurplunk!
1 year ago
I thought fuck getting a haircut, thats an extra fifteen i can spend on booze.
1 year ago
if the hair on your head is that curly, your pubes must be like velcro
1 year ago
It's not really curly, it's just gel. But the pubes are significantly curly
1 year ago
But seriously though he checked out on 154 against me, and just to show off he went bull, treble 18, bull. Two fucking bulls, what can you do against that?
1 year ago
Jesus.

I would have said, "okay, we've played your game. Now it's time we play a game of true skill. Conkers."
1 year ago
Haha, Fuck it man, even though he whipped me it was a once in a lifetime experience. I had my mates and family there as well, so as soon as i finished playing it was a mad one for the night.Don't remember how i got home, but i woke up with a box of doner meat, 3 breads and all the salad. Not one fucking bit of it was eaten, just crashed out in the chair.
1 year ago
hahaha. That's always good since when you wake up a bit worse for wear, you don't wanna go to far to get some grub
1 year ago
It was handy because i was fucking dying the next day. But amazingly chilly sauce didn't go down to well that day?
1 year ago
How could you even breathe with that shirt collar on full alert?
1 year ago
It was the only thing holding down the vomit. I downed around six pints in an hour before i went on stage, just to try stop the nerves.
1 year ago
From now on.... i will just assume you are the guy on the right.....
1 year ago
Ya old fucking cunt......
1 year ago
I'm still around 25 years younger than you, prick.
1 year ago
youth and skill are no match for age and deceit
1 year ago
Me 70s puts you in the 50s...... ya old cunt!!
1 year ago
You forgot greed
1 year ago
Why are you in your fifties really.
1 year ago
You're learning well.....
1 year ago
A lady never tells.....
1 year ago
Haha
1 year ago
You have a bulb on ya like you were born in the fifties.
1 year ago
It sure feels like it some times. But life threatening illnesses do that to a person.....
1 year ago
I can imagine, especially with the shit you had to go through, where is was pretty much touch and go.
1 year ago
Hey.... that's my crack whore motto.... touch and go.
1 year ago
And by touch i mean strangle.
1 year ago
I figured that
1 year ago
It's still nicer than you old crack whore motto, Stab, Kill, Bite, Rape repeat.
1 year ago
*rinse, repeat
1 year ago
No cross contamination.
1 year ago
You really are a twisted little sixty seven year old.
1 year ago
You'll get there to someday......
1 year ago
Did any of ye play the new Resident evil yet, or see any of the gameplay online? It's really good, my brother picked it up during the week, was playing it yesterday, it's fucking creepy, like the Texas Chainsaw massacre kinda style.
1 year ago
You fuck!!! Im still looking for a broken ps4 for $30 to fix up like new
1 year ago
$30 ya tight cunt, you will be waiting for a fucking while. All the money you have would you not just buy a new one.
1 year ago
what if you bought a ps4 that had it's processor broken? Would you be able to fix that?
1 year ago
There not even that expensive anymore, i bought a 500Gb slimline one brand new before Christmas for 300. It was a great investment, for when you are sitting in during shitty fucking weather. Which is a lot over here.
1 year ago
Depends on how it broke.... but probably.
1 year ago
My hope is to get a broken one and needed parts to rebuild one for $100 or less all in
1 year ago
I almost had one on ebay a few weeks back but some one snipered it at the last second
1 year ago
Did you see any on the new resi game md? I asked Nix but it just lead to a conversation about money, as usual.
1 year ago
MD..... did you break your PS4 processor?
1 year ago
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
1 year ago
Would you not try the pawn shops nix. Surely you would pick one up for cheap in one of them.
1 year ago
Nah I've not seen any of it. I've been looking for a place to do a masters degree. Might check it out in a bit though, but I'm not gonna get a ps4. Age of Empires 2 HD edition is all I play
1 year ago
Pawn shop is my last resort
1 year ago
Phantasy Star Online..... bitches!!!!!
1 year ago
SegaNet
1 year ago
Sorry i got caught up putting away clothes, it was some wild stuff. What are you hoping to do a masters degree in Md? It would be no harm checking out the pawnshops nix, im sure people hand in consoles that they know are just about fucked, buy a broken one from them.
1 year ago
Blanking me now. Have ye got a problem with putting away clothes or something?
1 year ago
Was it your undies?
1 year ago
The whites?
1 year ago
Also, i need a ps4 that i know the issue going into it.... otherwise it's not cost effective.
1 year ago
Tighty whiteys?
1 year ago
I throw it all in together and wash it at a low heat, fuck separating that shit. You could always ask the cunt in the pawn shop what the problem is with it, if he can't fix it, he's going to flog it to you for cheap anyway.
1 year ago
I'm gonna do a masters in vaginology
1 year ago
The hoop noshing and vagnosis theory. Excellent choice.
1 year ago
Hmmmmm
1 year ago
Ahh I see you're well practiced in the subject. Where did you study?
Titsbury? Mingeford?
1 year ago
Sixty nine weeks in both.
1 year ago
You know it makes sense nix.
1 year ago
gonna try and do games design. I really wanted to do it online, but my degree isn't good enough. Gonna have to move again
1 year ago
The fucking ps5 will be coming out by the time you pick up a ps4 for $30 otherwise.
1 year ago
Damn it.....
1 year ago
Ok.... ok....... pawn shops this weekend it is
1 year ago
I have a game idea..... Drink 'n Darts
1 year ago
Kurupt is the final boss
1 year ago
KURUPT's Drink 'n' Darts ft. potatoes
1 year ago
He has two forms.... first round he is a giant coat and scarff...
1 year ago
Round two he is a giant sticky note
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
with really tight curly hair
1 year ago
I agree.
1 year ago
Thats how he taunts you!!
1 year ago
he catches your darts in his tangled curls
1 year ago
Not curly, i have straight black hair, and that post it note is actually a mask i wore to play Gary Anderson, cause i didn't want anybody in the crowd to see my face.
1 year ago
prove it Justin Timberlocks
1 year ago
I don't know what pic you are seeing, look at Anderson hair and look at mine, there not that dissimilar, gelled forward.Bit more growth on mine, didn't get the haircut since before Christmas
1 year ago
*Dart Tycoon 2!!!!!!
1 year ago
Thats a money saving tip i learned from nix.
1 year ago
Build your bar, attract customets, free balloons!!!!!
1 year ago
And yesterday night's kebab!
1 year ago
Exacty. Don't throw that out, simply scrape the excess mold with a sharp knife, and enjoy.
1 year ago
All I see is what looks like a stainless steel pot/pan scrubber on your bean
1 year ago
hahah wire wool
1 year ago
It fucking is, it cut the barbers firer before, bitch was hysterical.
1 year ago
^finger
1 year ago
Did you see trainspotting 2 yet md? Hard to believe the first one is 20 years old. I remember seeing it when i was around thirteen
1 year ago
yeah, I remember posters of it in school in drama class.

Not seen it though, I think Ewan McGregor's a twat
1 year ago
Yeah, but the rest of the cast were funny. I mainly want to see it for what that mad cunt Begbie is up to 20 years on? Probably still smashing pint glasses into bitches faces
1 year ago
it's probably an entertaining watch. I have too much studying to do to have enough of a social life to go and see it, unless I go on my own like a weirdo
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost buys a case of pint glasses *
1 year ago
Just sit in and stream it, like a weirdo
1 year ago
Spinning around crack whore alley, lobbing pint glasses out the window at bitches.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost tapes a couple PS2s together and plays some games *
1 year ago
Go to the pawn shop, and do what you jews love to do, and haggle like fuck.
1 year ago
*nixotiate
1 year ago
Nixellent
1 year ago
I'm gonna use the pawn guy on tv tactics against them..

"Five bucks. It's the best i can do"
1 year ago
They really take the piss, they know people are desperate. I saw a guy go in one night with a lovely rolex worth around 1,500, he needed more money for the poker table. I think they offered him $300 and he fucking took it. He may as well have just bent him over the counter.
1 year ago
Interestingly.... to this day i play the PS2 more than any console
1 year ago
$300..... jesus
1 year ago
It was probably stolen
1 year ago
He siad something like it's 3AM on a Saturday night dude, take it or leave it kinda thing.
1 year ago
I should wear my go pro into the pawnshop so you guys can see my magic
1 year ago
This fella looked like he had money, he was young enough. I bet he lost his bollocks at the tables, and that was his last resort to get back in the game. Those fuckers love seeing people like that come in the door, cause they know they can fleece them,
1 year ago
Haha, that would be the shit. The haggle king.
1 year ago
This match is still one of the best.
http://muchosucko.com/107886/Watch-and-learn
1 year ago
That was epic.
1 year ago
i miss "the old me" shark.
9 months ago
I don,t get it.
1 year ago
this proves nothing you potato headed fuck
9 months ago
Proves he has sticky notes and bad hand writing.....
9 months ago
* Magawd throws Arthur Fry at POTUSF *
9 months ago
* Magawd makes a note that his phone now automatically spells POTUSF when he types the lettes p&o *
9 months ago
The comments on this submission are the worst I have read all day, which just started when I woke up 90ish minutes ago.

It's going to be tough, but I am sure you idiots can beat that superlative into the dirt like a bird on its belly.
9 months ago
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