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The night i played the world champion of darts.

No punky i'm not showing my fucking face.

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by KURUPT

submitted January 30th 2017

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The night i played the world champion of darts.
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a sign pasted on a photograph? fuck off.
4 months ago
Yeah, i took home a picture of somebody else and framed it. It's a photo of the original picture with my face covered. And who gives a fuck what you think anyway, ya casual faggot.
4 months ago
'totes realzies guys!'
4 months ago
100% real, Whats so hard to believe about that, he did four exhibitions in Ireland two weeks ago. I haven't lied here about anything else, so why would i lie about this.
4 months ago
'why would i lie about this.' is what someone telling a lie would say.
4 months ago
man up and sub your face already you spineless coward.
4 months ago
Who the fuck are you to be telling me what to do, you be a man and stop being an alting little pussy.
4 months ago
says the coward who's afraid to show his face
4 months ago
So now it is me in the pic, make up your fucking mind, ya babbling faggot.
4 months ago
maybe it is maybe it isn't. grow a pair and end the debate once and for all
4 months ago
An alt telling me to man up.
4 months ago
cryax stepped up and showed his face. what's your excuse aside from lacking a spine?
4 months ago
nixonsghost finally sacked up and subbed a pic. even that sack of shit whunu subbed a face pic knowing how ugly he was. whunu has more courage than you do.
4 months ago
This alt has a point
4 months ago
All this talk from somebody pretending to be another muchoer. Where your face pic, ya twat.
4 months ago
i'm not the one casually claiming to be tossing darts with a world champion in some shitty irish pub by subbing a pic with his supposed face hidden away like some muslim female hiding under a scarf
4 months ago
Some shitty Irish pub, it was done in the function room of a hotel, and i had to raise sponsorship money to play him. He got photos done with everybody that wanted them for 20 each, thats one of the pictures. He played 20 people on the night and i got whooped. Simple as that.
4 months ago
when i see people crying that other people should sub their faces all i see is "waaaaaaaaaaa,i subbed my face so you have to too"
bunch of facebook faggots
4 months ago
until very recently i never saw nixon...didnt mean he wasnt still a crook
never seen claude..dont care if i ever do
not mako either
nor vomit..not toaster..wanko
4 months ago
all I'm hearing is 'pusssyyyyy'
4 months ago
Everyone show your faces!!!!!!!
4 months ago
*Poops
4 months ago
what the fuck is this bullshit ?
4 months ago
it's a spineless coward and a champion
4 months ago
What a fucking pussy , just show that mug for how much you talk shit fucking coward
4 months ago
how about you show your shitstain mug too , mexifaggot
4 months ago
As real as Seagull leaving MS.
4 months ago
Fair enough, even you think i'm lying. I wouldn't bother going to effort of subbing it if it wasn't real. All you fucks just doubt people here too much. Even when Elo posted her signed tits, and then her face people here were still saying shopped, fake ect. So i couldn't really give a fuck. And to the people that trust my word, it is 100% me in the picture. I'm just not showing my face on one of the most depraved sites on the net, in case someone i know ever stumbles across it, and thinks i'm a right fucking maniac.
4 months ago
'honest, guys. totes realsies!'
4 months ago
*figure out
4 months ago
This is too funny to not up vote
4 months ago
Even if no spoon
4 months ago
what....
4 months ago
those are some tight curls you got there, kurplunk!
4 months ago
I thought fuck getting a haircut, thats an extra fifteen i can spend on booze.
4 months ago
if the hair on your head is that curly, your pubes must be like velcro
4 months ago
It's not really curly, it's just gel. But the pubes are significantly curly
4 months ago
But seriously though he checked out on 154 against me, and just to show off he went bull, treble 18, bull. Two fucking bulls, what can you do against that?
4 months ago
Jesus.

I would have said, "okay, we've played your game. Now it's time we play a game of true skill. Conkers."
4 months ago
Haha, Fuck it man, even though he whipped me it was a once in a lifetime experience. I had my mates and family there as well, so as soon as i finished playing it was a mad one for the night.Don't remember how i got home, but i woke up with a box of doner meat, 3 breads and all the salad. Not one fucking bit of it was eaten, just crashed out in the chair.
4 months ago
hahaha. That's always good since when you wake up a bit worse for wear, you don't wanna go to far to get some grub
4 months ago
It was handy because i was fucking dying the next day. But amazingly chilly sauce didn't go down to well that day?
4 months ago
How could you even breathe with that shirt collar on full alert?
4 months ago
It was the only thing holding down the vomit. I downed around six pints in an hour before i went on stage, just to try stop the nerves.
4 months ago
From now on.... i will just assume you are the guy on the right.....
4 months ago
Ya old fucking cunt......
4 months ago
I'm still around 25 years younger than you, prick.
4 months ago
youth and skill are no match for age and deceit
4 months ago
Me 70s puts you in the 50s...... ya old cunt!!
4 months ago
You forgot greed
4 months ago
Why are you in your fifties really.
4 months ago
You're learning well.....
4 months ago
A lady never tells.....
4 months ago
Haha
4 months ago
You have a bulb on ya like you were born in the fifties.
4 months ago
It sure feels like it some times. But life threatening illnesses do that to a person.....
4 months ago
I can imagine, especially with the shit you had to go through, where is was pretty much touch and go.
4 months ago
Hey.... that's my crack whore motto.... touch and go.
4 months ago
And by touch i mean strangle.
4 months ago
I figured that
4 months ago
It's still nicer than you old crack whore motto, Stab, Kill, Bite, Rape repeat.
4 months ago
*rinse, repeat
4 months ago
No cross contamination.
4 months ago
You really are a twisted little sixty seven year old.
4 months ago
You'll get there to someday......
4 months ago
Did any of ye play the new Resident evil yet, or see any of the gameplay online? It's really good, my brother picked it up during the week, was playing it yesterday, it's fucking creepy, like the Texas Chainsaw massacre kinda style.
4 months ago
You fuck!!! Im still looking for a broken ps4 for $30 to fix up like new
4 months ago
$30 ya tight cunt, you will be waiting for a fucking while. All the money you have would you not just buy a new one.
4 months ago
what if you bought a ps4 that had it's processor broken? Would you be able to fix that?
4 months ago
There not even that expensive anymore, i bought a 500Gb slimline one brand new before Christmas for 300. It was a great investment, for when you are sitting in during shitty fucking weather. Which is a lot over here.
4 months ago
Depends on how it broke.... but probably.
4 months ago
My hope is to get a broken one and needed parts to rebuild one for $100 or less all in
4 months ago
I almost had one on ebay a few weeks back but some one snipered it at the last second
4 months ago
Did you see any on the new resi game md? I asked Nix but it just lead to a conversation about money, as usual.
4 months ago
MD..... did you break your PS4 processor?
4 months ago
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A
4 months ago
Would you not try the pawn shops nix. Surely you would pick one up for cheap in one of them.
4 months ago
Nah I've not seen any of it. I've been looking for a place to do a masters degree. Might check it out in a bit though, but I'm not gonna get a ps4. Age of Empires 2 HD edition is all I play
4 months ago
Pawn shop is my last resort
4 months ago
Phantasy Star Online..... bitches!!!!!
4 months ago
SegaNet
4 months ago
Sorry i got caught up putting away clothes, it was some wild stuff. What are you hoping to do a masters degree in Md? It would be no harm checking out the pawnshops nix, im sure people hand in consoles that they know are just about fucked, buy a broken one from them.
4 months ago
Blanking me now. Have ye got a problem with putting away clothes or something?
4 months ago
Was it your undies?
4 months ago
The whites?
4 months ago
Also, i need a ps4 that i know the issue going into it.... otherwise it's not cost effective.
4 months ago
Tighty whiteys?
4 months ago
I throw it all in together and wash it at a low heat, fuck separating that shit. You could always ask the cunt in the pawn shop what the problem is with it, if he can't fix it, he's going to flog it to you for cheap anyway.
4 months ago
I'm gonna do a masters in vaginology
4 months ago
The hoop noshing and vagnosis theory. Excellent choice.
4 months ago
Hmmmmm
4 months ago
Ahh I see you're well practiced in the subject. Where did you study?
Titsbury? Mingeford?
4 months ago
Sixty nine weeks in both.
4 months ago
You know it makes sense nix.
4 months ago
gonna try and do games design. I really wanted to do it online, but my degree isn't good enough. Gonna have to move again
4 months ago
The fucking ps5 will be coming out by the time you pick up a ps4 for $30 otherwise.
4 months ago
Damn it.....
4 months ago
Ok.... ok....... pawn shops this weekend it is
4 months ago
I have a game idea..... Drink 'n Darts
4 months ago
Kurupt is the final boss
4 months ago
KURUPT's Drink 'n' Darts ft. potatoes
4 months ago
He has two forms.... first round he is a giant coat and scarff...
4 months ago
Round two he is a giant sticky note
4 months ago
hahaha
4 months ago
with really tight curly hair
4 months ago
I agree.
4 months ago
Thats how he taunts you!!
4 months ago
he catches your darts in his tangled curls
4 months ago
Not curly, i have straight black hair, and that post it note is actually a mask i wore to play Gary Anderson, cause i didn't want anybody in the crowd to see my face.
4 months ago
prove it Justin Timberlocks
4 months ago
I don't know what pic you are seeing, look at Anderson hair and look at mine, there not that dissimilar, gelled forward.Bit more growth on mine, didn't get the haircut since before Christmas
4 months ago
*Dart Tycoon 2!!!!!!
4 months ago
Thats a money saving tip i learned from nix.
4 months ago
Build your bar, attract customets, free balloons!!!!!
4 months ago
And yesterday night's kebab!
4 months ago
Exacty. Don't throw that out, simply scrape the excess mold with a sharp knife, and enjoy.
4 months ago
All I see is what looks like a stainless steel pot/pan scrubber on your bean
4 months ago
hahah wire wool
4 months ago
It fucking is, it cut the barbers firer before, bitch was hysterical.
4 months ago
^finger
4 months ago
Did you see trainspotting 2 yet md? Hard to believe the first one is 20 years old. I remember seeing it when i was around thirteen
4 months ago
yeah, I remember posters of it in school in drama class.

Not seen it though, I think Ewan McGregor's a twat
4 months ago
Yeah, but the rest of the cast were funny. I mainly want to see it for what that mad cunt Begbie is up to 20 years on? Probably still smashing pint glasses into bitches faces
4 months ago
it's probably an entertaining watch. I have too much studying to do to have enough of a social life to go and see it, unless I go on my own like a weirdo
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost buys a case of pint glasses *
4 months ago
Just sit in and stream it, like a weirdo
4 months ago
Spinning around crack whore alley, lobbing pint glasses out the window at bitches.
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost tapes a couple PS2s together and plays some games *
4 months ago
Go to the pawn shop, and do what you jews love to do, and haggle like fuck.
4 months ago
*nixotiate
4 months ago
Nixellent
4 months ago
I'm gonna use the pawn guy on tv tactics against them..

"Five bucks. It's the best i can do"
4 months ago
They really take the piss, they know people are desperate. I saw a guy go in one night with a lovely rolex worth around 1,500, he needed more money for the poker table. I think they offered him $300 and he fucking took it. He may as well have just bent him over the counter.
4 months ago
Interestingly.... to this day i play the PS2 more than any console
4 months ago
$300..... jesus
4 months ago
It was probably stolen
4 months ago
He siad something like it's 3AM on a Saturday night dude, take it or leave it kinda thing.
4 months ago
I should wear my go pro into the pawnshop so you guys can see my magic
4 months ago
This fella looked like he had money, he was young enough. I bet he lost his bollocks at the tables, and that was his last resort to get back in the game. Those fuckers love seeing people like that come in the door, cause they know they can fleece them,
4 months ago
Haha, that would be the shit. The haggle king.
4 months ago
This match is still one of the best.
http://muchosucko.com/107886/Watch-and-learn
4 months ago
That was epic.
4 months ago
I don,t get it.
4 months ago
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