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Nixon feeds Jones

But I like human food :(

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by Jones

submitted January 25th 2017

72 comments
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*nursing home
8 months ago
*noursing houme
8 months ago
norsing hum
8 months ago
All three u niggers r stupid. That woman's a "health care giver" and she's making her rounds at that old woman's pad. She's probably pregnant with some black dudes butterscotch babies. Fat women love nigger cum.
8 months ago
She's right about not giving dogs "human food" but i'd still have to impale the cunt for slapping granny around.
8 months ago
For a second there, I thought granny was dead.
8 months ago
yeah.... never.... ever.... smack around the old timers....
8 months ago
might as well be dead...what a miserable existance
8 months ago
seriously...I'd carve me a spear out of some walnut and run that bitch through
8 months ago
I'm thinking that's why they had the Nest cam in there. Someone must've suspected or worried that she was being abused.
8 months ago
Best to record everything...
8 months ago
* Magawd throws G Gordon at POTUS *
8 months ago
You FUCK!!!!!
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Charles Grodin at magawd *
8 months ago
Actual room key: http://i.imgur.com/xFdRyGJ.jpg
8 months ago
* Magawd deflects Charles Grodin with Rosemary's baby *
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Ron Popeil at Magawd *
8 months ago
* Magawd shields himself with a slice o matic *
8 months ago
* iamgodandyoudie casts Necromoancy to summon zombie Billy Mays to counter with OxiClean *
8 months ago
*zorbeez
8 months ago
*Shamwow
8 months ago
* iamgodandyoudie commands Zorbeez to chow down on Vince Offer's smug face *
8 months ago
4 grand?
I would think it would be cheaper just to put you to sleep.
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost installs 27 more video cameras in the house *
8 months ago
This is why I will never let my parents go into a nursing home. I'll just take 'em round back and give them the "Ol' Yeller" treatment.
8 months ago
Classic....
8 months ago
Dude don't jerk them off, put them out of their misery. C'mon man.
8 months ago
* possum is not amused *
8 months ago
but then, i find humour in specks of dust that look like Trump, so...

what can you say?
8 months ago
We can say something like..... "get to the scanner subs"!!!!!!
8 months ago
would you be amused if it was possum feeds jones instead?
8 months ago
i might be too drunk for MS
8 months ago
A convict with a heart of gold.. Candyass
8 months ago
note for nix - please fucking shut up about scanner subs for a bitsy, okay dude?
1 - nobody gives a shit about the except supposedly YOU as far as i know
2 - i already told you the 02-09-17 qua-potential date - at least get off my ass until then
3 - get the fuck off my lawn, too
8 months ago
i might be too drunk for MS
10 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
8 months ago
Soooo no svan subs tonight then?
8 months ago
svan?
8 months ago
Scan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
um shut up
8 months ago
nix, just throw the shower pic into photoshop and crank up the gaussian
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost degausses LED monitor *
8 months ago
NOOB!!!!!
8 months ago
You have to link them one at a time
8 months ago
But still awesome
8 months ago
Is that how you got to 25773 YOU spammy FUCK?!!
8 months ago
It's and old person thing
8 months ago
You wouldn't understand
8 months ago
Wait...... wat?
8 months ago
And you wouldn't remember
8 months ago
Exactly.
8 months ago
And not a moment too soon.




8 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps photoshop for catch up to jones' subs *
8 months ago
Ya spammy fuck
8 months ago
*subby fuck
8 months ago
* Jones goes on hiatus till the potus cathus upus. *
8 months ago
2-9-17
8 months ago
Damn it!!!!!!
8 months ago
FUCK YOU
8 months ago
DV its just becaurse i dont like it pisses me off!!!
8 months ago
Agreed. Most folkle would think I DV'd because poss did. I really hate this video.
8 months ago
mocking old folks is never cool
8 months ago
Imagine being 86 years old, and the only enjoyment in life you get is feeding your dog food that you haven't finished eating(which is actually unhealthy for the dog) and you fall asleep only to be awakened by a fatass whore slapping you in the head screaming at you. That would really suck ass, man.
8 months ago
(excepting squidley of course)
8 months ago
Imagine being that dog and the only food you get is saliva soaked pizza crusts....
8 months ago
Dude...
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser stops eating his meal *
8 months ago
Not when nurse bitch is on tje prowl
8 months ago
That's not a "nurse" you TROLL!!
8 months ago
* possum slits paws *
8 months ago
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