points: -7

Empty cantaloupe

Have no clue how this happened, but the close up shots are good.

gross

by whunu

submitted January 11th 2017

274 comments
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comments (274)
his hair is still ok though
2 months ago
his hair is perfect!
2 months ago
More handsome than whunu
2 months ago
Well looky there! He's said I'm handsome.
2 months ago
Yeah, yeah. I know.
2 months ago
*she
2 months ago
Fuck you whunu!
2 months ago
You wouldn't like it, I'd just lay there.
2 months ago
a coiled pile of dogshit is more handsome than whunu and has more charisma than he has
2 months ago
you faggots wish you could have someone like whumu
2 months ago
"don't talk shit about my boyfriend!" screamed foofs while dried bits of whunu's cum flaked off his lips with every syllable he shouted
2 months ago
talking shit and comparing to shit is not the same
2 months ago
👍8)
2 months ago
you two couldn't be any more of a pair of faggots right now if you tried.
2 months ago
foofs and the whune-blob pink-knighting each other is gayer than liberace and elton john 69ing each other. utter faggottry
2 months ago
this was ages ago cuntflap
2 months ago
your mutual faggotry is timeless and will live on forever in mucho infamy. faggots.
2 months ago
just because you are a nobody and as such nobody would defend you there is no need to get bitchy when whumu and I defend each other
2 months ago
utter faggotry.
2 months ago
the fact that you actually defend that sub-human garbage pile speaks volumes to your lack of substance.
2 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjLoP6vg1fE
2 months ago
* whunu high fives Punky *
2 months ago
*sucks off the entire graduating class at Great Lakes recruit training command
2 months ago
does anyone but whunu click on a punky link?



that's what i thought.
2 months ago
That's a lot of sucking
2 months ago
* Magawd cuts a lengthy and wet fart in whunob the Latvian lake nigger's face *
2 months ago
hi mike
2 months ago
* Magawd neener neener neeners *
2 months ago
9538 likes!!!!!!
2 months ago
hahaha
2 months ago
Now that's impressive.
2 months ago
Thanks Obama!!!
2 months ago
Really aggressive lice
2 months ago
= Guatemalan Scalp Scratches
2 months ago
an empty cantaloupe is what sits on your fat, hairy shoulders you knuckle dragging mouth breather
2 months ago
i heard rumors that something was happening here...
2 months ago
Not really...
2 months ago
* yak flags emails as junk *


* yak slithers away jewishly *

2 months ago
zeke's gonna be really upset that he missed you...
2 months ago
ill be here all night
2 months ago
i have enough beers
2 months ago
How are you on Sambuca?
2 months ago
(hint: correct answer is "obnoxious")
2 months ago
is there ever ENOUGH sambuca??
2 months ago
Yes. =(
2 months ago
is that amount more or less than it takes for the shards of glass to completely coat your feet
2 months ago
Dunno, but I'm betting we're talking about plastic bottles here...
2 months ago
arent sambuca bottles... glass?
2 months ago
* possum scampers like hell *
2 months ago
WHUNUS EXPECTIORUM

* yak looks around *


* yak nods *

2 months ago
um
2 months ago
POSSUM! SMELL MY SWEATER! HE PASSED RIGHT THROUGH ME!
2 months ago
wtf?
2 months ago
* ClaudeBallz goes back to watching The Daily Woo *
2 months ago
* possum reads the new Clive Barker book *
2 months ago
theres a new clive barker book?
here im reading jonathan livingston seagull :(
2 months ago
and re reading for the 500th time clark ashton smith stories
2 months ago
"The Scarlet Gospels"
2 months ago
Harry D'Amour, Pinhead, etc

havent actually started it yet, but i hope it's worth the read
2 months ago
WAT
nice
2 months ago
i was actually thinking about how there should be a new .... clive barkeresque movie/tale for this generation
2 months ago
how is there no torrent?
2 months ago
* possum is still waiting for The Great And Secret Show movie *


like that will ever happen
2 months ago
o nevermind there it is
2 months ago
what im hoping for is some neil gaiman hbo series to fucking rock it.. and then that open the door to some clive barker series
2 months ago
imajica that....
2 months ago
maybe they will wait until vr shows are common before doing crazy shit... ive always wondered why they dont cuz i imagine they would be super popular if they were just done right
2 months ago
neil and clive still seem to be ahead of the curve, even after years/decades of being kicked to the curb
2 months ago
Oh...hi yak
2 months ago
uh oh
2 months ago
While you're here....would you mind perma banning whunu?


Just on general principle...
2 months ago
I'll pay pal you a dollar.
2 months ago
lol
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBniPaKP3mc
2 months ago
send the dollar... HE BANNED
2 months ago
admin@squidcafe.com :P
2 months ago
What do we get for sending $5 ?
2 months ago
$5..... American....
2 months ago
the satisfaction that i dont shut down the site for another 15 days :(
2 months ago
* possum reopens paypal and ponders *
2 months ago
Are you kidding??? All this time? A fucking dollar??
2 months ago
* possum sends yak a fully functional 12 year old cat with a hairball problem *
2 months ago
Can I pay $200 to take away someone's pro..... for a lifetime?
2 months ago
(he answers to Stupid)
2 months ago
You can put it towards those sweet rims you've been wanting.....
2 months ago
wait - who's Pro?

* possum gets uneasy *
2 months ago
It would totally be a surprise.... but i suggest you make with the scanner subs quickly....
2 months ago
I hope it's yours. I'm getting really tired of your like/stfu shenanigans.
2 months ago
Nix, do you have a drone?
2 months ago
Not yet.... it's on my to get list though
2 months ago
Nixon !! Save the site !! Donate 1000 dollars
2 months ago
ya, me too. I f'd around with a buds and got hooked.
2 months ago
^It's been done, cryax.
2 months ago
Would be nice if we could have them around here without people shooting them down.
2 months ago
Ya, they got snipers set up in DC this week.
2 months ago
Between pro, shirts, and "donate for our new server campaign".... im probably into mucho for about $700 or $800 to date
2 months ago
drones are so 2016...
2 months ago
you can buy my dji phantom 3 4k for cheap if you want... i havent used it considering its WINTER
2 months ago
nix - got you beat i think...not that i'm proud
2 months ago
i guess i should have 'winter'd ... considering theres no fucking snow and i think its + out
2 months ago
How much, yak
2 months ago
owh shit yak's still up
2 months ago
oh wait. He's phishing me.
2 months ago
Pfff i want a drone i can hang from!!!!
2 months ago
fuckit im off
2 months ago
@claud no idea... i dont know if i will use it or not this coming summer... it seems like the laws on them are making them useless in canada for what i want (nature shooting in parks) so who knows ;/
maybe come get it :P
you cant have the ipad air2 i bought for it tho ;/
2 months ago
Those are called 'helicopters'
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost designs custom drone powered by four V8 Hemi engines *
2 months ago
* cryax smokes dope *
2 months ago
That's a nice rig....what...2 grand?
2 months ago
If the drone weighs under a half pound, we have to register it with the FAA now.
2 months ago
Hmmm I'm just going to order a box of pens from Amazon with same day drone delivery..... then capture the drone and reprogram it.....
2 months ago
mako yup... i dont remember the weight and its not mandatory i believe its voluntary there still.. but there are an increasingly large amount of 'no fly' zones
we are looking at maybe getting some property out east... which would allow me to fly over the ocean and our property and stuff but still its going to get weird in the next few years with drones i think


i mean.. cummon
2 months ago
TADA!!!!!!!
2 months ago
Hey yak check out this link , think you need to delte this thread before mako fags it up more
2 months ago
besides.. half a pound drone could FUCK your day up falling on you at 300m
i guarantee that... that is what i did the first day i got my drone... flew it straight up in my yard to 300m.. and was like 'holy fuck.... this could wreck someone'
2 months ago
People around here do stupid shit like fly them over the air force base, not realizing that the air force and border patrol have those dronedefender rifles.
2 months ago
WTF is 300m?
2 months ago
900 feet?
2 months ago
oy vey..whered the yiddisher kop come from
2 months ago
That's more like it
2 months ago
Close, 984 feet.
2 months ago
And high as fuck
2 months ago
My dream will be to ride my hemi drone 1,000 feet high
2 months ago
all iknow is my drone was so high i couldnt actually see the blinking lights on it... got some neat pictures tho
2 months ago
that dji mavic pro looks the business for the coin
2 months ago
You know the drill..... pics or it never happened.....
2 months ago
say..wheres toughguy whuna?
2 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/WbzHBxN.jpg
2 months ago
900 feet is pretty high for a drone.
2 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/liDUfQS.jpg
2 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/P4sC7ix.jpg
2 months ago
looks like tilt shift
2 months ago
you use a tilt-shift lens or effectS?
2 months ago
Or, these are really just you taking pics of your train set.
2 months ago
yes they are tilt shift :P
2 months ago
I think I see the QEW
2 months ago
Fake no sign!!
2 months ago
did they use tilt shift a lot in viewmaster film?...anybody?
2 months ago
thats the gm building yo
2 months ago
Looks like Detroit in the distance of the last pic.
2 months ago
Looks like last
2 months ago
look beaner,i dont expect you to know what a viewmaster is..except maybe your donkey fuckin madre fished one out the landfill
2 months ago
You don't know why im talking about cock boy shut the fuck up
2 months ago
Viewmaster = origional tilt shift
2 months ago
Nobody knows why you're talking about that.....
2 months ago
its been awhile dicky
2 months ago
It's his fave topic.
2 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/PGSFLaz.gif
2 months ago
You filmed that with the drone?
2 months ago
surprisingly close drone footage
2 months ago
I would totally fly the drone in the bathroom after a huge shit for some close up footage....
2 months ago
id rather save up my pesos and buy that sweet new panasonic g5
2 months ago
probably easier to do that with a cellphone :<
2 months ago
gh5...you know what i mean
2 months ago
is this the wrong time to bring up my fruit-fly problem?
2 months ago
The fuck Billy......
2 months ago
i have a sony a6000 ;/
(thats what took the dog pics up there)
2 months ago
now if i had a hemi powered drone..id try and buzz the crowd at the donalds coronation
2 months ago
i'll take that as a yes
2 months ago
WASH OUT ALL YOUR BOTTLES AFTER YOU ARE DONE YOU FKING NOOB
2 months ago
Cooler with the drone though......
2 months ago
if you had a hemi powered drone you could take the heads of the crowd off
2 months ago
speaking of coolers.... WHUNU BANNED..... no paypal to admin@squidcafe.com HOW ODD

perhaps that ban was a mistake ;/
2 months ago
hey Yak..will 4k be coming to this awesome webplace?
2 months ago
them fuckers!
2 months ago
How the fuck do you get fruit flys in the middle of SoDak in January?
2 months ago
When i build it i will leave the mufflers off for extra noise/coolness
2 months ago
beer cans, lots of beer cans
2 months ago
@billy.. i dont know... i dont think people getting fucked by razorblades is filmed in 4k yet is it?

i think we gotta just revamp mucho completely tbh
2 months ago
Yeah, that's a good idea, Nix.
2 months ago
dammit yak
2 months ago
anyone who doesnt understand fruitflies any time of the year clearly doesnt drink enough beer....


ALWAYS WASH YOUR CANS AND BOTTLES OUT
2 months ago
yeah a lot of these 3rd worlders cant even fuckin film in the proper aspect ratio the cunts
2 months ago
* possum cringes and complies *
2 months ago
SOLLY CHOLLY my aspect ratio is determined by my mood as a 1st worlder :(
2 months ago
The first step is to get videos to play on fries' kindle
2 months ago
I ALWAYS WASH MY CANS AN BOTTLES OUT, so I don't have that problem.
2 months ago
@nixon so does that mean we have to encode vieos to 2 color b/w first? :(
2 months ago
fuck fries
2 months ago
You fucks.... its called taking your trash outside.....
2 months ago
That too. We get drain flies here if it's been a dry summer, but they're easy to get rid of.
2 months ago
lol made nixon comment!

* possum hides now *
2 months ago
Gray scale videos for fries' kindle is acceptable
2 months ago
sorry.. us POOR PEOPLE cant afford to take all our empty bottles and cans outside constantly.....
2 months ago
maybe we should let our maids do it for us?!?!
1
2 months ago
That's one thing my maid doesn't do :(
2 months ago
useless maid
2 months ago
I'll see if Laquanda has any family looking for work in Canada
2 months ago
She does my laundry and cleans everything else, so that's enough for me.
2 months ago
....wait, is yak actively giving me a shit sandwhich here?
2 months ago
does she clean EVERYTHING tho?
2 months ago
Scanner subs!!!!!!!!
2 months ago
EVERYTING!
2 months ago
Chop chop!!!!!!
2 months ago
jeebus
2 months ago
She clean long time.
2 months ago
are we talking about lucid here?
2 months ago
Lucid lives on the other side of the country still. I think.
2 months ago
she had a large bottum
2 months ago
so thats a no?
2 months ago
Maybe.
2 months ago
so is there anything going on here lately or wtf?
2 months ago
mail please
2 months ago
Yeah, the guy that lives in the neighborhood behind me has a dog that barks his head off at 5 a.m. everyday. Come and kill it with your drone.
2 months ago
so... email admin@squidcafe.com
10 words or less why you should be mod
least worthy people will be mods
2 months ago
Lol looks like whunu's our new mod
2 months ago
GRATS
2 months ago
el wanko should be a mod..he comes around more than cumfave
2 months ago
people who are mods are determined by our simple ranking system
how many annoyances per day algorithm
2 months ago
so more annoyances = higher ranked?
2 months ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE now wants a view-master and hundreds of reels *
2 months ago
meh - barret should be mod

also LL, and Nix,and Rking, and Jim again and cat again
2 months ago
so your alter ego rking?..nigga please
2 months ago
barret would be ok...........................
sometimes..................................................
nixon........................ yes
ll........................................................... not sure
jim no...
claud........................................ possibly?
2 months ago
the list of semi-active old timers who should never be considered for Mod status
1 - Me
2 - Sporty
2 months ago
what do you consider a good mod to be? someone who bans everyone?
2 months ago
nope, not at all
2 months ago
...just somebody who knows when it's time to dead-baby
2 months ago
you guys give me a short list
(obviously active people)
2 months ago
id like to +1 poosums list...but he should of course be on it
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost prepares to dead baby everyone *
2 months ago
i personally think possum would be ok
cuz he is fearful enough to not do something dumb.. but also active enough to stop obvious bullshit
2 months ago
oh would you look at the time..i think Sherlock's on
2 months ago
I got a vote..... suckers.....
2 months ago
Possum, LL, and Nixon would be a good start.
2 months ago
if ll was mod... 100% of you would be banned!
2 months ago
Nixon would be bustin motherfuckers up
scary motherfather

http://muchosucko.com/133343/Nixon-Fixed
2 months ago
Nah, just cryax would be banned if LL was mod.
2 months ago
no matter what..it will be nice if someone gets in there to stomp on that shitbag puma
2 months ago
What's the online equivalent of curb stomping?
2 months ago
I hope you all like getting your faces smacked by my cane
2 months ago
You fuck!!!
2 months ago
fearful?

FEARFUL?
2 months ago
clearly none of you are privy to my emails if you think who would be banned :(
2 months ago
yak yu bastard
2 months ago
Nah, you blocked me.
2 months ago
maybe i should get you all to be mods but make me approve it ;/
2 months ago
quit trying to make me make sense
2 months ago
The answer is pretty easy..... deja should be mod
2 months ago
i couldnt handle that kinda power
2 months ago
Wait, Deja's still alive?!?
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk&app=desktop
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o87UNg2jlxA
2 months ago
* possum exhales *
2 months ago
What Mod training classes will be available?
2 months ago
Lol "training"
2 months ago
Let puma be mod. Don't even tell him. Just let him figure out his superpowers on his own and hilarity will ensue
2 months ago
Making possum a mod sounds dangerous, all those high/drunk weird moments he would regret the day after.
If i was a mod I wouldn't do anything with it, other then deleting the obvious CP that puma is dumb enough to sub.

and possibly add or fix some tags once in a while...

Also I promise to build a wall to keep the Canadian H666rs out of Mucho, and I'd make them pay for it.
2 months ago
ok... WHUNU is now mod... GRATS
2 months ago
You FUCK!!!!!
2 months ago
I wish i could dead baby that......
2 months ago
Nixon we counted on you!
Worst President....EVER.
2 months ago
* NixonsGhost limps off *
2 months ago
Who sent that Jew emails ?
2 months ago
last
2 months ago
Lol everyone scampers
2 months ago
Look what you assholes did
2 months ago
* Magawd tackles Heather *
2 months ago
Don't look at me... I had nothin' to do with it.
2 months ago
Id rather get fucked by a knife than be mod here
And that's that
2 months ago
Nobody was looking at you spunky.
2 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEWaqUVac3M
2 months ago
Oh, look, nigger-Jew showed up. Nice fucking job replying to my emails.
2 months ago
Also, that's not the GM building. That's the RenCen. The GM building rests at 3044 W. Grand Boulevard, Detroit, Michigan.

You wipe of the ass.
2 months ago
DUDE...
2 months ago
NMK spunky
2 months ago
JFK maggie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZRdjZFffnQ
2 months ago
fuck off LinkingLoser
2 months ago
ok, lets just comment on this then. FUCK YOU, YOU FATASS QUEER.
2 months ago
yeah.. that might be me.. and this is you.


http://muchosucko.com/68698/Beatboxer-from-hell
2 months ago
^in his head it sounds good. Just like punky comments.
2 months ago
recover password
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