points: -7

Empty cantaloupe

Have no clue how this happened, but the close up shots are good.

gross

by whunu

submitted January 11th 2017

275 comments
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comments (275)
his hair is still ok though
2 years ago
his hair is perfect!
2 years ago
More handsome than whunu
2 years ago
Well looky there! He's said I'm handsome.
2 years ago
Yeah, yeah. I know.
2 years ago
*she
2 years ago
Fuck you whunu!
2 years ago
You wouldn't like it, I'd just lay there.
2 years ago
a coiled pile of dogshit is more handsome than whunu and has more charisma than he has
2 years ago
you faggots wish you could have someone like whumu
2 years ago
"don't talk shit about my boyfriend!" screamed foofs while dried bits of whunu's cum flaked off his lips with every syllable he shouted
2 years ago
talking shit and comparing to shit is not the same
2 years ago
👍8)
2 years ago
you two couldn't be any more of a pair of faggots right now if you tried.
2 years ago
foofs and the whune-blob pink-knighting each other is gayer than liberace and elton john 69ing each other. utter faggottry
2 years ago
this was ages ago cuntflap
2 years ago
your mutual faggotry is timeless and will live on forever in mucho infamy. faggots.
2 years ago
just because you are a nobody and as such nobody would defend you there is no need to get bitchy when whumu and I defend each other
2 years ago
utter faggotry.
2 years ago
the fact that you actually defend that sub-human garbage pile speaks volumes to your lack of substance.
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjLoP6vg1fE
2 years ago
* whunu high fives Punky *
2 years ago
*sucks off the entire graduating class at Great Lakes recruit training command
2 years ago
does anyone but whunu click on a punky link?



that's what i thought.
2 years ago
That's a lot of sucking
2 years ago
* Magawd cuts a lengthy and wet fart in whunob the Latvian lake nigger's face *
2 years ago
hi mike
1 year ago
* Magawd neener neener neeners *
1 year ago
9538 likes!!!!!!
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
Now that's impressive.
1 year ago
Thanks Obama!!!
2 years ago
Really aggressive lice
2 years ago
= Guatemalan Scalp Scratches
2 years ago
an empty cantaloupe is what sits on your fat, hairy shoulders you knuckle dragging mouth breather
2 years ago
i heard rumors that something was happening here...
2 years ago
Not really...
2 years ago
* yak flags emails as junk *


* yak slithers away jewishly *

2 years ago
zeke's gonna be really upset that he missed you...
2 years ago
ill be here all night
2 years ago
i have enough beers
2 years ago
How are you on Sambuca?
2 years ago
(hint: correct answer is "obnoxious")
2 years ago
is there ever ENOUGH sambuca??
2 years ago
Yes. =(
2 years ago
is that amount more or less than it takes for the shards of glass to completely coat your feet
2 years ago
Dunno, but I'm betting we're talking about plastic bottles here...
2 years ago
arent sambuca bottles... glass?
2 years ago
* possum scampers like hell *
2 years ago
WHUNUS EXPECTIORUM

* yak looks around *


* yak nods *

2 years ago
um
2 years ago
POSSUM! SMELL MY SWEATER! HE PASSED RIGHT THROUGH ME!
2 years ago
wtf?
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz goes back to watching The Daily Woo *
2 years ago
* possum reads the new Clive Barker book *
2 years ago
theres a new clive barker book?
here im reading jonathan livingston seagull :(
2 years ago
and re reading for the 500th time clark ashton smith stories
2 years ago
"The Scarlet Gospels"
2 years ago
Harry D'Amour, Pinhead, etc

havent actually started it yet, but i hope it's worth the read
2 years ago
WAT
nice
2 years ago
i was actually thinking about how there should be a new .... clive barkeresque movie/tale for this generation
2 years ago
how is there no torrent?
2 years ago
* possum is still waiting for The Great And Secret Show movie *


like that will ever happen
2 years ago
o nevermind there it is
2 years ago
what im hoping for is some neil gaiman hbo series to fucking rock it.. and then that open the door to some clive barker series
2 years ago
imajica that....
2 years ago
maybe they will wait until vr shows are common before doing crazy shit... ive always wondered why they dont cuz i imagine they would be super popular if they were just done right
2 years ago
neil and clive still seem to be ahead of the curve, even after years/decades of being kicked to the curb
2 years ago
Oh...hi yak
2 years ago
uh oh
2 years ago
While you're here....would you mind perma banning whunu?


Just on general principle...
2 years ago
I'll pay pal you a dollar.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBniPaKP3mc
2 years ago
send the dollar... HE BANNED
2 years ago
admin@squidcafe.com :P
2 years ago
What do we get for sending $5 ?
2 years ago
$5..... American....
2 years ago
the satisfaction that i dont shut down the site for another 15 days :(
2 years ago
* possum reopens paypal and ponders *
2 years ago
Are you kidding??? All this time? A fucking dollar??
2 years ago
* possum sends yak a fully functional 12 year old cat with a hairball problem *
2 years ago
Can I pay $200 to take away someone's pro..... for a lifetime?
2 years ago
(he answers to Stupid)
2 years ago
You can put it towards those sweet rims you've been wanting.....
2 years ago
wait - who's Pro?

* possum gets uneasy *
2 years ago
It would totally be a surprise.... but i suggest you make with the scanner subs quickly....
2 years ago
I hope it's yours. I'm getting really tired of your like/stfu shenanigans.
2 years ago
Nix, do you have a drone?
2 years ago
Not yet.... it's on my to get list though
2 years ago
Nixon !! Save the site !! Donate 1000 dollars
2 years ago
ya, me too. I f'd around with a buds and got hooked.
2 years ago
^It's been done, cryax.
2 years ago
Would be nice if we could have them around here without people shooting them down.
2 years ago
Ya, they got snipers set up in DC this week.
2 years ago
Between pro, shirts, and "donate for our new server campaign".... im probably into mucho for about $700 or $800 to date
2 years ago
drones are so 2016...
2 years ago
you can buy my dji phantom 3 4k for cheap if you want... i havent used it considering its WINTER
2 years ago
nix - got you beat i think...not that i'm proud
2 years ago
i guess i should have 'winter'd ... considering theres no fucking snow and i think its + out
2 years ago
How much, yak
2 years ago
owh shit yak's still up
2 years ago
oh wait. He's phishing me.
2 years ago
Pfff i want a drone i can hang from!!!!
2 years ago
fuckit im off
2 years ago
@claud no idea... i dont know if i will use it or not this coming summer... it seems like the laws on them are making them useless in canada for what i want (nature shooting in parks) so who knows ;/
maybe come get it :P
you cant have the ipad air2 i bought for it tho ;/
2 years ago
Those are called 'helicopters'
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost designs custom drone powered by four V8 Hemi engines *
2 years ago
* cryax smokes dope *
2 years ago
That's a nice rig....what...2 grand?
2 years ago
If the drone weighs under a half pound, we have to register it with the FAA now.
2 years ago
Hmmm I'm just going to order a box of pens from Amazon with same day drone delivery..... then capture the drone and reprogram it.....
2 years ago
mako yup... i dont remember the weight and its not mandatory i believe its voluntary there still.. but there are an increasingly large amount of 'no fly' zones
we are looking at maybe getting some property out east... which would allow me to fly over the ocean and our property and stuff but still its going to get weird in the next few years with drones i think


i mean.. cummon
2 years ago
TADA!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Hey yak check out this link , think you need to delte this thread before mako fags it up more
2 years ago
besides.. half a pound drone could FUCK your day up falling on you at 300m
i guarantee that... that is what i did the first day i got my drone... flew it straight up in my yard to 300m.. and was like 'holy fuck.... this could wreck someone'
2 years ago
People around here do stupid shit like fly them over the air force base, not realizing that the air force and border patrol have those dronedefender rifles.
2 years ago
WTF is 300m?
2 years ago
900 feet?
2 years ago
oy vey..whered the yiddisher kop come from
2 years ago
That's more like it
2 years ago
Close, 984 feet.
2 years ago
And high as fuck
2 years ago
My dream will be to ride my hemi drone 1,000 feet high
2 years ago
all iknow is my drone was so high i couldnt actually see the blinking lights on it... got some neat pictures tho
2 years ago
that dji mavic pro looks the business for the coin
2 years ago
You know the drill..... pics or it never happened.....
2 years ago
say..wheres toughguy whuna?
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/WbzHBxN.jpg
2 years ago
900 feet is pretty high for a drone.
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/liDUfQS.jpg
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/P4sC7ix.jpg
2 years ago
looks like tilt shift
2 years ago
you use a tilt-shift lens or effectS?
2 years ago
Or, these are really just you taking pics of your train set.
2 years ago
yes they are tilt shift :P
2 years ago
I think I see the QEW
2 years ago
Fake no sign!!
2 years ago
did they use tilt shift a lot in viewmaster film?...anybody?
2 years ago
thats the gm building yo
2 years ago
Looks like Detroit in the distance of the last pic.
2 years ago
Looks like last
2 years ago
look beaner,i dont expect you to know what a viewmaster is..except maybe your donkey fuckin madre fished one out the landfill
2 years ago
You don't know why im talking about cock boy shut the fuck up
2 years ago
Viewmaster = origional tilt shift
2 years ago
Nobody knows why you're talking about that.....
2 years ago
its been awhile dicky
2 years ago
It's his fave topic.
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/PGSFLaz.gif
2 years ago
You filmed that with the drone?
2 years ago
surprisingly close drone footage
2 years ago
I would totally fly the drone in the bathroom after a huge shit for some close up footage....
2 years ago
id rather save up my pesos and buy that sweet new panasonic g5
2 years ago
probably easier to do that with a cellphone :<
2 years ago
gh5...you know what i mean
2 years ago
is this the wrong time to bring up my fruit-fly problem?
2 years ago
The fuck Billy......
2 years ago
i have a sony a6000 ;/
(thats what took the dog pics up there)
2 years ago
now if i had a hemi powered drone..id try and buzz the crowd at the donalds coronation
2 years ago
i'll take that as a yes
2 years ago
WASH OUT ALL YOUR BOTTLES AFTER YOU ARE DONE YOU FKING NOOB
2 years ago
Cooler with the drone though......
2 years ago
if you had a hemi powered drone you could take the heads of the crowd off
2 years ago
speaking of coolers.... WHUNU BANNED..... no paypal to admin@squidcafe.com HOW ODD

perhaps that ban was a mistake ;/
2 years ago
hey Yak..will 4k be coming to this awesome webplace?
2 years ago
them fuckers!
2 years ago
How the fuck do you get fruit flys in the middle of SoDak in January?
2 years ago
When i build it i will leave the mufflers off for extra noise/coolness
2 years ago
beer cans, lots of beer cans
2 years ago
@billy.. i dont know... i dont think people getting fucked by razorblades is filmed in 4k yet is it?

i think we gotta just revamp mucho completely tbh
2 years ago
Yeah, that's a good idea, Nix.
2 years ago
dammit yak
2 years ago
anyone who doesnt understand fruitflies any time of the year clearly doesnt drink enough beer....


ALWAYS WASH YOUR CANS AND BOTTLES OUT
2 years ago
yeah a lot of these 3rd worlders cant even fuckin film in the proper aspect ratio the cunts
2 years ago
* possum cringes and complies *
2 years ago
SOLLY CHOLLY my aspect ratio is determined by my mood as a 1st worlder :(
2 years ago
The first step is to get videos to play on fries' kindle
2 years ago
I ALWAYS WASH MY CANS AN BOTTLES OUT, so I don't have that problem.
2 years ago
@nixon so does that mean we have to encode vieos to 2 color b/w first? :(
2 years ago
fuck fries
2 years ago
You fucks.... its called taking your trash outside.....
2 years ago
That too. We get drain flies here if it's been a dry summer, but they're easy to get rid of.
2 years ago
lol made nixon comment!

* possum hides now *
2 years ago
Gray scale videos for fries' kindle is acceptable
2 years ago
sorry.. us POOR PEOPLE cant afford to take all our empty bottles and cans outside constantly.....
2 years ago
maybe we should let our maids do it for us?!?!
1
2 years ago
That's one thing my maid doesn't do :(
2 years ago
useless maid
2 years ago
I'll see if Laquanda has any family looking for work in Canada
2 years ago
She does my laundry and cleans everything else, so that's enough for me.
2 years ago
....wait, is yak actively giving me a shit sandwhich here?
2 years ago
does she clean EVERYTHING tho?
2 years ago
Scanner subs!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
EVERYTING!
2 years ago
Chop chop!!!!!!
2 years ago
jeebus
2 years ago
She clean long time.
2 years ago
are we talking about lucid here?
2 years ago
Lucid lives on the other side of the country still. I think.
2 years ago
she had a large bottum
2 years ago
so thats a no?
2 years ago
Maybe.
2 years ago
so is there anything going on here lately or wtf?
2 years ago
mail please
2 years ago
Yeah, the guy that lives in the neighborhood behind me has a dog that barks his head off at 5 a.m. everyday. Come and kill it with your drone.
2 years ago
so... email admin@squidcafe.com
10 words or less why you should be mod
least worthy people will be mods
2 years ago
Lol looks like whunu's our new mod
2 years ago
GRATS
2 years ago
el wanko should be a mod..he comes around more than cumfave
2 years ago
people who are mods are determined by our simple ranking system
how many annoyances per day algorithm
2 years ago
so more annoyances = higher ranked?
2 years ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE now wants a view-master and hundreds of reels *
2 years ago
meh - barret should be mod

also LL, and Nix,and Rking, and Jim again and cat again
2 years ago
so your alter ego rking?..nigga please
2 years ago
barret would be ok...........................
sometimes..................................................
nixon........................ yes
ll........................................................... not sure
jim no...
claud........................................ possibly?
2 years ago
the list of semi-active old timers who should never be considered for Mod status
1 - Me
2 - Sporty
2 years ago
what do you consider a good mod to be? someone who bans everyone?
2 years ago
nope, not at all
2 years ago
...just somebody who knows when it's time to dead-baby
2 years ago
you guys give me a short list
(obviously active people)
2 years ago
id like to +1 poosums list...but he should of course be on it
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost prepares to dead baby everyone *
2 years ago
i personally think possum would be ok
cuz he is fearful enough to not do something dumb.. but also active enough to stop obvious bullshit
2 years ago
oh would you look at the time..i think Sherlock's on
2 years ago
I got a vote..... suckers.....
2 years ago
Possum, LL, and Nixon would be a good start.
2 years ago
if ll was mod... 100% of you would be banned!
2 years ago
Nixon would be bustin motherfuckers up
scary motherfather

http://muchosucko.com/133343/Nixon-Fixed
2 years ago
Nah, just cryax would be banned if LL was mod.
2 years ago
no matter what..it will be nice if someone gets in there to stomp on that shitbag puma
2 years ago
What's the online equivalent of curb stomping?
2 years ago
I hope you all like getting your faces smacked by my cane
2 years ago
You fuck!!!
2 years ago
fearful?

FEARFUL?
2 years ago
clearly none of you are privy to my emails if you think who would be banned :(
2 years ago
yak yu bastard
2 years ago
Nah, you blocked me.
2 years ago
maybe i should get you all to be mods but make me approve it ;/
2 years ago
quit trying to make me make sense
2 years ago
The answer is pretty easy..... deja should be mod
2 years ago
i couldnt handle that kinda power
2 years ago
Wait, Deja's still alive?!?
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk&app=desktop
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o87UNg2jlxA
2 years ago
* possum exhales *
2 years ago
What Mod training classes will be available?
2 years ago
Lol "training"
2 years ago
Let puma be mod. Don't even tell him. Just let him figure out his superpowers on his own and hilarity will ensue
2 years ago
Making possum a mod sounds dangerous, all those high/drunk weird moments he would regret the day after.
If i was a mod I wouldn't do anything with it, other then deleting the obvious CP that puma is dumb enough to sub.

and possibly add or fix some tags once in a while...

Also I promise to build a wall to keep the Canadian H666rs out of Mucho, and I'd make them pay for it.
2 years ago
ok... WHUNU is now mod... GRATS
2 years ago
You FUCK!!!!!
2 years ago
I wish i could dead baby that......
2 years ago
Nixon we counted on you!
Worst President....EVER.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost limps off *
2 years ago
Who sent that Jew emails ?
2 years ago
last
2 years ago
Lol everyone scampers
2 years ago
Look what you assholes did
2 years ago
* Magawd tackles Heather *
2 years ago
Don't look at me... I had nothin' to do with it.
2 years ago
Id rather get fucked by a knife than be mod here
And that's that
2 years ago
Nobody was looking at you spunky.
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEWaqUVac3M
2 years ago
Oh, look, nigger-Jew showed up. Nice fucking job replying to my emails.
2 years ago
Also, that's not the GM building. That's the RenCen. The GM building rests at 3044 W. Grand Boulevard, Detroit, Michigan.

You wipe of the ass.
2 years ago
DUDE...
2 years ago
NMK spunky
2 years ago
JFK maggie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZRdjZFffnQ
2 years ago
fuck off LinkingLoser
2 years ago
ok, lets just comment on this then. FUCK YOU, YOU FATASS QUEER.
2 years ago
yeah.. that might be me.. and this is you.


http://muchosucko.com/68698/Beatboxer-from-hell
2 years ago
^in his head it sounds good. Just like punky comments.
2 years ago
huh
12 months ago
recover password
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