points: 30

I LIVE IN THE TOILET

aka bird's lament

featuredgross

by possum

submitted January 7th 2017

81 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (81)
he started it!
3 months ago
Tile is quite nice.
3 months ago
400 gents a day?..thats a lot of beez
3 months ago
Nearly 25 million people in that city, so that's a drop in the bucket.
3 months ago
*plop
3 months ago
..and on top of all that.. he's single, ladies!
3 months ago
bollocks..... living there he will have better facilities than about 90% of people living in Delhi
3 months ago
*anywhere in that stink hole
3 months ago
Fuck off, faggot!!! My cellphone told me about another virus!! "They" might have my bank account, my social#, and my warm milk!!!!!!!
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser sharpens axe and stares at Nixy *
3 months ago
Woke up with a serious anus pain today, not sure if it was the big shit i took last night, or if i've been visited by the rape fairy while i was sleeping.

Feels like elchris and whunu drugged me and took turns playing doctor with my rectum :(

Either that or im still butthurt from reading those damn punky threads again...
3 months ago
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3 months ago
AND FUCK YOU, YOU GAY ASS FAGGOT
3 months ago
I swear to God fuck your life.
3 months ago
#YOUFATASSBEYOTCH
3 months ago
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 months ago
Barret, take 600 mg of ibuprofen, it'll reduce the inflammation and swelling. *sigh* another case of Punkyitis.
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Pk7W9DNT0
3 months ago
All three of you niggers suck ballz!!
3 months ago
Thanks, I didn't watch that the first three times you linked it.
3 months ago
Go make me some spaghetti, you noodle head.
3 months ago
Link some new shit punkyseph
3 months ago
Do a new puke video and ill sub a face pic!!!!
3 months ago
I'm making pierogies for lunch, you'll have to settle for those.
3 months ago
I'VE GOT AIDS.. I CAN'T MOOOOVE, YOU IDIOT!!!
3 months ago
Dont forget the creme fraiche, mako
3 months ago
A NIGGER DICK LAUNCHED INTO MY BUTTHOLE AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!
3 months ago
Use your life alert necklace!!!!!!
3 months ago
I usually eat them with sour cream, but creme fraiche would work too, Nix.
3 months ago
Turns out it was just a fart that wanted out
3 months ago
elchris and whunu put it in there with their cocks...
3 months ago
So that's what the white bubble floating around here was.
3 months ago
dude!!!
3 months ago
no.. It's.. "DUDE!"
3 months ago
Why don't you go clean all the Barret shit off elchris/whunu's cocks with your tongue????
3 months ago
and sub the video
3 months ago
with puking!!!!!
3 months ago
then eat the puke
3 months ago
Stuck farts are a pain in the ass, literally.
3 months ago
Fuck off

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7kiyqq0_w
3 months ago
Go make another puke vid.
3 months ago
I can't. It went up my butthole. Puke works like lube sometimes.
3 months ago
Punky... if you have your puke video ready I have my face pic ready....
3 months ago
GO!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
YOU

ARE


FRECKING

ME

OUT

NIXY
3 months ago
-c
3 months ago
Here ya go broseph.... get those skull candies and RELAX!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x30YOmfeVTE
3 months ago
DUDE..
3 months ago
Are you relaxed yet?
3 months ago
It's funny how you and 'gayax' can't show us your zits. You're either a fatbody, or you're ugly as FYUCK.
3 months ago
or you're an 86 year old pedoqueer
3 months ago
Once I figure out this camera thing it's on pukeless......
3 months ago
86..... ha!!!
3 months ago
I smashed my Samsung upside my console dash. It still works..









... UNFORTUNATELY
3 months ago
Samstrong!!!!!
3 months ago
#DIEINHELL
3 months ago
I MADE YOU SUB YOUR FACE, NIGGLET!!

I WIN!!!

http://muchosucko.com/133341/Nixon
3 months ago
You look like a fucking drummer. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3 months ago
I'll drum your face with my cane!!!!
3 months ago
*stick my cane in your bumhole
3 months ago
By tha way.. that makes you gay.
3 months ago
You rather have some snapon wrenches up there?
3 months ago
That's BEYOND GAY, YOU FAGGOT
3 months ago
Hey, now you can sub a new puke video!!!!!
3 months ago
Unless you're a fatbody or ugly as hell......
3 months ago
Punky, did you get fat and ugly?
3 months ago
Yes
3 months ago
I'm so fat.. yo mama uses me as a beanbag.
3 months ago
She really does.
3 months ago
punky would give his right testicle to live in such swanky digs as that
3 months ago
I would soooo do you on crack.
3 months ago
I bet you just say that to everyone
3 months ago
Dude... I would rip your guys out.
3 months ago
*guts
3 months ago
This fucking cellphone is like a loser nigger on ICE.
3 months ago
Never shit where you eat.
3 months ago
^That
3 months ago
what if youre one of those jap squeeky girls or fräuleins who enjoy their excrement?
3 months ago
3 months ago
Have an autodownvote sporty. What was that his last submission that wasnt him posing, 5 years ago?
3 months ago
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